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There all 17 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: up today and scene suggestions for gathers from our listener emails. 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: If you'd like to submit yours, please write to the 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: podcast at your name here and alcove me this back. Uh. 20 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: My first suggestion comes from Richard. Richard, It's gonna be 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: a brief h etch today in honor of you, but 22 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: that's because we had to do some catchup, so deal 23 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:12,919 Speaker 1: with it. Sucker all right, too much? Richard wrote, Hello, 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: my name is Richard. That's it. That's all. He Actually, 25 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: it's really cool what Richard wrote to us. I am 26 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: a U S. Army veteran with three deployments, and I 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: would like to say that your podcast is the only 28 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: podcast that I do not get tired of it after 29 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: a few weeks. That suggested, like every other one, because 30 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: of my PTSD from combat, is difficult to unwind at 31 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: night while trying to fall asleep. However, because of all 32 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: of your ability to put smiles on everyone's faces, my 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: nights are a little bit calmer. My suggestion is a 34 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: man gets deployed to Iraq and while he is working hard, 35 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: his overprotective mother flies to a rack to make sure 36 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: he is safe. Once again, thank you for all your 37 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: hard work you put into the podcast. Ps All Hail 38 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: Queen Vanessa, gentlemen, sack of styment. We got fourteen minutes. 39 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: I just knocked off a minute because you asked the question. 40 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: Minutes You know, everyone dropping give me fifty six seven 41 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: eight ninunder more. You cannot come in here, Mary, Sorry, 42 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: My active deployment area. My mom, sir, that's your mom now, 43 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: she's all of our moms wanted more boys. What are 44 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: you doing here? I missed you already minutes. That's a 45 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: nice young man, nice young man. God you really didn't know. 46 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: Oh god, charge. I haven't been complimented like that. In 47 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: the Moon's age. Everyone dropping give me food. You have things, 48 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: some food, some reading material, some Shakespeare, because I don't 49 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 1: think you really at that. I did read it, didn't 50 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: read it. It's it's you know, it's about mankind. It's 51 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: about the human condition. It's never too late to read it. 52 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: I want you to look in my eyes. There are 53 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 1: no bad people. There are no bad people. Tell me that. 54 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: Tell me that, well there are there are. There is 55 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: the enemy. No, no, the enemy to you. We're going 56 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: to meet this mom and say one hobby. You can 57 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: tell me d d go Did he like to did 58 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: you like to make model airplane? In cars? All different 59 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: gards of models and I paint them appropriately? Well, that 60 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: sounds very impressive. That's Edwards ki Scrimshaw. I don't understand either. 61 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: He likes the beer scrim show. It's a card game. Oh, 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: we love to play rook in our house. Thank you, ma'am. 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: Thank you with the game. Now that just work, work, work, work. 64 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: How about you just telling serve. Okay, you're a bunch 65 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: of great boys and mrs sorry, everybody, sign off. My buddy, 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: my buddy, my buddy. Carpenter, you don't got a buddy. 67 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: Looks like you're taking your mom and your no shirt. No, please, 68 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, sergeant. I'm ready, Mom, let all 69 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: my hands ready. Oh god, Okay, that wouldn't be a 70 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: problem to fire it. But I don't want to tell 71 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: these ziploc bags P B and j. Oh, that's exactly 72 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: what they are, P B and J. And that I've 73 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,279 Speaker 1: got vitamins and those zip blocks. I got wipes in 74 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: these zip blocks. I got sun screened. Serious for one second, Mom, 75 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: I love you. Oh my god, did you hear that? Mother? Mother? 76 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 1: Mel We're about to walk into a war zone, and um, 77 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: I don't want you to be in danger. So let 78 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: me do what I've been training to do. Let me 79 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: go out there with my brothers. Sorry for mission. He 80 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: is one of he's wife, Sir Prussia, granted only if 81 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: she offers, would you like a wife? Yes? Please? Starts? 82 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: Do you think this is safe? Do I think it's 83 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: safe to bring my mom out into the field. That's 84 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: the safest place you could ever be, in the bosom 85 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: of your mother. Now, goddamn, I wish I had that luxury. Sorry, 86 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: I'd like to be your buddy too, if I can 87 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: request a tripod request granted permission to hug you, ma'am. 88 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: The permission granted come here too is a pretty big day. 89 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: I've never had a mom. I was adopted. Well, you're 90 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: adopted mother. I'm sure it felt like your real money, 91 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:44,599 Speaker 1: because a mother's love is what makes the mother. Firing 92 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: a deployment what carboner, goddamn a fire cou yet, Sorry, 93 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: I'm Carboner. Come here, Come here, Carboner, look in my eyes. 94 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: He can't do that. I just wanted to show you 95 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,799 Speaker 1: how seriously show off like that? Okay, these kids like you, 96 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: They all like you, Sarge, like, Do you don't need 97 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 1: to show off? Do you need to make your decisions 98 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: not somebody else's. Okay? How do you know they like me? 99 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: Because I can see it in their eyes, A bunch 100 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: of nice general. Um, I have an idea that might 101 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: boost morale. And also you have an idea. Yes, yes, 102 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: I knew um, as you know Uh, what is your idea? 103 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: Right to it? I'm thinking maybe we can do some 104 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 1: kind of uh you have the idea with you now? Yes, 105 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: it's in my brain. Uh to some kind of talent 106 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: show with the I'm gonna try to stay open to 107 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: your idea, yes, sir, Yes, sir? Okay, what is a 108 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: talent show for the for the men and women? Uh? 109 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: To boost morale and possibly maybe even maybe we can 110 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: solve the war without going to war, just with our talents, sir, Lieutenant, 111 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you three questions. Okay, I'm gonna ask 112 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: the third one. First, Okay, what the fund is your problem? 113 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: I answer now? Or I was just thinking that I 114 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 1: could come up with an idea to help instead of 115 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: going to war. We're gonna have a talent show. Is 116 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: that the second question? Or saying this is the first question? Yes? 117 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: Now the second question, is there a room for a clown? Yes? Yes? 118 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: Are you asking? Yes? Yes, without a doubt. I'm asking 119 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: first a friend, Yeah, if it's for you, sir, that's okay? Yes? 120 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: And if your friend too, yes, your friend can't do that? 121 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: Hunt that out there? And when would this talent show 122 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: take place? Well, I'm as soon as possible. I mean, 123 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: whenever you give the green light, shone have an idea 124 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: of When did did you hear that the Americans are 125 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: doing the talent show? I did? I did the Americans 126 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: a talent show instead of a war? I did? We 127 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: should beat them at their talent show. You you want 128 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: to do a duo act, I think maybe we get 129 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: a whole team. Do you think the Americans and know 130 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: our country even exist? Think they must? I think they're 131 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: about to find now, well, the friends are faking weird 132 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: on bass. I just don't get it, you know what 133 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: I mean? But I mean that's just how how it 134 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: is when you have allies. Did anybody want ant analog? Yeah, 135 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: that'd be great. The chocolate or is that chocolate on chocolate? 136 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: Is it all? Is it one kind of chocolate or 137 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: it is? I am a little bit man. The sense 138 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: of the log tastes just like my mother's. Alright, guys, 139 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: all right, this is enough Bonnie with my mom. She's 140 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: my mom, and three Buddy's mom has chocolate involved. Okay, 141 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 1: I just what do you do not grow up with 142 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: a mom. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what chocolate 143 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,959 Speaker 1: chips on ants analogue is a great idea. Traditionally it's 144 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 1: a raisin and peanut butter situation, but chocolate chips is inspired. 145 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: You for nothing to be ashamed of. I didn't grow 146 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 1: up with any kind of cooked goods or pastries orta thing, 147 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: so I don't know what that life is like. But 148 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: pastry do you think anton log is a pastry? I 149 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:08,600 Speaker 1: don't know. Come, kid, I was wondering how strong your 150 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: teeth are? Pretty strong? I can ben metal. That's perfect 151 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: because guess what's for dinner? A stick? No pasta, no 152 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: baked goods. Yes, again, it's just remote control car. Oh 153 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: I can't eat that. Then there's nothing A little mustard 154 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: on that, just a little tell me you love me 155 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:37,079 Speaker 1: like a mother? I love you. Oh that's great. I'll 156 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 1: take a control car. Hey Kawalski, Uh, I mean a 157 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: barge into your tent area. That's what I'm just scrim showing, 158 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,839 Speaker 1: which is what again? Carving out a whalebone got you? 159 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: I got your um. Obviously you've seen my mom around 160 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,320 Speaker 1: and she's like, seems to be in everyone's business and 161 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: around a lot. Listen, I'm not supposed to tell anybody 162 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: this because this is top secret. But I'm the ace 163 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: in the whole tomorrow morning. Holy sh it. Yeah, and 164 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: my mom doesn't know. And Kowalski, do you like? Oh 165 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: that's what you meant. But I've seen her run a lot. Look, 166 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had to find out this way. I'm 167 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: okay with this great read. So many neglis on this trip. 168 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: I had room. When you roll, when you pack, you 169 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: can feel a lot of things. Well, I'm just glad 170 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: you too, were happy. Oh, thank you. So this is 171 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 1: maybe I don't want to get too far of ourselves, 172 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: but probably your stepfather. Well okay, I'm gonna leave you 173 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,319 Speaker 1: in the tent. Kowalski. Maybe keep what I said between 174 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 1: you and I. Thanks, between you and me, between you 175 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,400 Speaker 1: and me. Now lift me in the air for the 176 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: metal of bravery and valor in Um, you get it, 177 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 1: I give it to Oh my gosh, no soldier has 178 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: ever lifted so many of us up like you have. 179 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. This is a huge honor. Um. 180 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,319 Speaker 1: I don't want to put it on right now because 181 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: this is silk, but I will cherish it. And uh, 182 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: you know, serving my country, serving the boys, it's all 183 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: a gift to me. No enemies one love wolf. I 184 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 1: hear they have a sergeant army. Mother, I did I 185 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: hear the same thing. This is the strange. Maybe we 186 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 1: should bring our mother. My mother wouldn't be good doing 187 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: this with yours. No body. I found it. I found 188 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:00,719 Speaker 1: big job. Now we truy of you? Who is going 189 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: to point down the globe where we are right now? 190 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 1: Not to me? It's it's little tiny island just off 191 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,560 Speaker 1: this bigger island. And if you zoom out further, that's us. 192 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 1: We're on an island. We're on an island. I did 193 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 1: not know. Well, now you do what the nearest big 194 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 1: name country to us? Lithuania? Lithuania? All right, that's the 195 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 1: biggest close is this US? Yes? Yes, yes, that's where 196 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: your finger is it covers. Hey, Carmine, you gotta talk 197 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 1: to those French people or wherever they are. You gotta 198 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 1: ask some to leave. Based they've been here for so long. Man, Carmine, 199 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: you gotta do this. I can't ask them to leave. 200 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: You got so excited about the talent show. I understand 201 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: they can't join, they can't be a part of it. Look, 202 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: their moms are on their way. So oh my god, Yeah, 203 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna tell them to leave in their 204 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 1: moms are on the way. Of course, I'm not gonna 205 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: tell them to leave when their moms are on the way. 206 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 1: God damn it, do we do? We send out all 207 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:05,559 Speaker 1: the ass and whole assignments for tomorrow. No better way 208 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 1: to end seen one and then with the ace and 209 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 1: the whole right. I'll give myself all the credit for that, 210 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:23,839 Speaker 1: as much as I see too. It comes from Mike, 211 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,960 Speaker 1: who wrote, you can imagine my surprise. When I was 212 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: listening to this and laughing up a storm, I started 213 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: to feel intense, sharp pain in my chest that wouldn't 214 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: go away. I rushed to the hospital, assuming it was 215 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 1: a heart attack. Turns out it was something called coasta 216 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: chron drytus and I hope none of you ever get 217 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 1: it anyway now, God, I'm sorry the hospital. They started 218 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 1: the missive that way and then followed it with anyway. 219 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: Now I must subdue my laughter as I listened to 220 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: her Areas podcast. It's not as enjoyable that way. Oh well, 221 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 1: my scene is is idea? My scene idea is this? 222 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: He put it in an extra is but my scene 223 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 1: ideas you anyway? It could have been like anyway anyway 224 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 1: someone who thinks they're having a heart attack. But isn't. 225 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: Oh my love Mike from Bisbee, So I looked up 226 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: Costo kron drytis because you know, as a jewl you're 227 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: gonna worry about every illness. It's an inflammation of the 228 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: cartilage of the rib cage. Even though coster kind of 229 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: litis is not a serious disorder. Great to know. It 230 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: may cause great anxiety because it's intensity is similar to 231 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: what you think would be a heart attacks may last 232 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 1: a week or up to several years. Good luck, everybody. Alright, look, 233 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: I have the briefcase. Here, you have the briefcase. One 234 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: million dollars small bills, ones, fives or twenties. Yep. So 235 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we make this drop 236 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: off clean. No one gets hurt. No, so we should 237 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 1: wear gloves. Sure, Okay, we are a tough gang. Did 238 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: you count it? They are a tough gang. They're a 239 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 1: tough gang. We're looky lucky, looky huh. So boys it here? 240 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: H yeah, you have what I need? Yep, you have 241 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: what we need. I think I do. Okay, here it 242 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: is diamond gun huh okay, all diamonds all gone? Can 243 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: I hold it? Hold it? You shoot diamonds. Let's check it. 244 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 1: Let's check it. Now. We have modeled this of Caur, 245 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,000 Speaker 1: so we have it. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm 246 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: gonna have to fire it once. I think I'm gonna 247 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 1: show you. Sure, I'm gon show you this. Why do 248 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: we want in the fire? Yes? Okay, the diamond of course, 249 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: But that's the point he has to not works. But 250 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: we have not got paid yet, and then they're on 251 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: the fire. I understand, But how's it? No, it's for 252 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: us that that we brought him the good thing. But 253 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 1: I think that we're supposed to get the money first. Sure, 254 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 1: what is this? We're supposed to get the money first? 255 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: In the gun? I understand. I didn't bring about the guns. 256 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 1: What has the rest of the guns? I don't know. 257 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: We have these guns down. They have that gun. That 258 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 1: gun has diamond. Ey, they're going to fire it and 259 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: us no what' well I don't know. We can't know 260 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: where they're going to fire it. Good, it's one shot, 261 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: so you get shot. That's fine. Okay. Is there a problem? No? Okay? 262 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: Two things. One, we have all the cash. If you 263 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: have all the guns, to please show me on this 264 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: globe where you're from. Right right there, right there. Oh wow, friends, Okay, 265 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: Paris if you have to know, great place we checked out. 266 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: The first generation Asians tower is really something the looking devil. 267 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: Will your boss be here, because our boss will be 268 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 1: here if the money is right. This is all of 269 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 1: it except for one dollars. But then it looks like 270 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: we don't have a Well my boss has that word 271 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: is my bond that I think she means what she says. 272 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 1: If your dollar short, we say, we'll give it to 273 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: you when you pay. My word is my bond? You 274 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: and not playing the whole amount. I just told you 275 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: my boss has the very last dollar. He'll be here 276 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: to meet your boss. So just doing a little drop off, sir, 277 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: just the little drops that is exciting. Look, you know 278 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,560 Speaker 1: I I specify my lift account that I don't want 279 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:43,199 Speaker 1: to have a conversation. Yes, I just just uh take 280 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: it right here, come on, Just you look like the 281 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,360 Speaker 1: most interesting man in the world. Get that a little 282 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: look like that? Are you are you hire? Do you mind? 283 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: If I asked him? No? Okay, let me just take this. Hello, 284 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 1: hey baby, just doing the rounds Oh yeah, yeah, I 285 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,520 Speaker 1: gotta call about some suspicio. So activity, what's going on. 286 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,439 Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a fair in the car. So 287 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 1: just so you know. Okay, but I'm bringing a gun. 288 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,000 Speaker 1: I've got another unit following me. Okay you, I love 289 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 1: you baby. By my wife. She's a fed and uh, 290 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,479 Speaker 1: she keeps me abreast of all the crazy ship she did. 291 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 1: I gotta boy. I'm a lifter, you know. But she's 292 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: missed another turn. Oh my god, I did I did? 293 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: I just get this hold on. I'm so sorry about this. 294 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: Hello Tommy, Hey, buddy, did you get the weed? I 295 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,919 Speaker 1: got a fair in the car. Yes, I did. Sorry, man, 296 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 1: it's all good. Yeah, I do, I have it. You 297 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: got the weed? Yeah, got the buddy place? Yes, sir, 298 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 1: I love you. Love you feels right now. I gotta go. Okay, 299 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 1: So your wife is federal agent and also you are 300 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 1: a drug dealer coming and drug dealer. I smoke a 301 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,959 Speaker 1: little grass, but it sounds like you're doing a deal. Uh, 302 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: well he is paying me for it, but it's it's 303 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 1: I guess okay, turned right here one second. Hello, we 304 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: got the lab results in h you have a very 305 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: bad fungal situation. I got a fair in the car. 306 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. So the skin around your I won't 307 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,439 Speaker 1: say the word, but yes, uh, you're gonna have to 308 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 1: lose that. We're gonna operate tomorrow morning. If you could 309 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 1: come in at four in the morning and don't eat 310 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: anything until then, Yeah, bye, bye bye. I love you. 311 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: She's still uncut. Yeah, Oh my gosh, it's about to hear. 312 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: What's tough. I had a bold circumcision myself. Yes, do 313 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: you mind if I see what it looks like her? Yes? 314 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: I might. Okay, all right, I just thought, Oh my god, 315 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm getting ahead. Do you want to pull 316 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: over for a second. No, Look, I'm trying to I'm 317 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: trying to get to deal. Okay, Oh my god, admit, well, 318 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,439 Speaker 1: here comes our big boss, Jim. Good to see you. 319 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: It's good to be here. And I've brought by the 320 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: way that Polo is looking sure sharp, Polo, Thank you. 321 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 1: It's just a regular polo. This is boss. It looks 322 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 1: like a normal guy his boss. That's my thing. But 323 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: you'll recognize the boss when I leg Jim. All your 324 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,359 Speaker 1: power comes from your legs and you kind of barely. 325 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: How's our legs are supporting your top? Like? I don't 326 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:30,239 Speaker 1: usually wear shorts, but today I did. Listen do you 327 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: want me to fulfill this deal with this dollar? I'm unrolling. 328 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: I don't think that the whole dollar thing that you 329 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 1: guys are trying to do is like a big thing 330 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 1: to us. It's not. It's not thrending, it's not that cool. 331 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 1: It's a dollar, you know what it is the dollar 332 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 1: in his pocket. It's not the dollar. It's that I'm 333 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 1: the lynchpin in the deal. I'm the kingpin in the game. So, Jim, 334 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry it says here they called you chicken leg Jim. 335 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if they really strung him together, but 336 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,160 Speaker 1: they did say it had chicken legs. Well, the recording 337 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 1: that came in, uh, from the wire you were wearing, 338 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: it's clear that this was, you know, transmitted. Okay, I'll 339 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 1: take chicken for if that's what you I mean. We're 340 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: just splitting hairs here. It does seem like chicken legs. Listen, 341 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 1: maybe not short the next time. Could we go at 342 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 1: the full length? Well, I figured if I showed so 343 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 1: much skin of my legs, they wouldn't check my chest 344 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 1: for a wire drew their attention away from the look 345 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 1: at the transcript. Yeah, no, they definitely were not intimidated. 346 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: And anyway. Oh wow, okay, here comes your big boss. 347 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: This is Ry. I assume well, like like the two 348 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,160 Speaker 1: big Sorry I'm late. They had the worst lift driver. 349 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you left you? What 350 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: you is he with you? Ury's my driver? What? I 351 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,359 Speaker 1: leave something in the car? Yes you did. Here's my number. 352 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: Here's my number? You left my number? Turn around, right, 353 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 1: it's inflamed. I gotta get search alright, alright, a penknife. 354 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,880 Speaker 1: It's a pennie. Let me see the inscription on this 355 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: wedding ring. It says my the wed of fed what's 356 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: an inside joke but the wedory. What's this all about? Jim? 357 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,640 Speaker 1: This is Jerry. Did you bring this guy in with you? 358 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:33,760 Speaker 1: How does Jim? I know you? Jim, Jim? He works 359 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: with my wife? Definitely, And then the wire goes on. 360 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 1: This gets graphic here, Jam. It says that you murdered 361 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,200 Speaker 1: everyone in that room in cold blood, including your partners. 362 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,720 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that the evidence beforehand really shows that 363 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,200 Speaker 1: they were guilty. Like everyone's dead. What are we supposed 364 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: to do with this chicken leg? Jim? Well, first of all, 365 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,400 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get rid of the name chicken Leg Jim, 366 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 1: and if we could just call me jimmy legs can 367 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,159 Speaker 1: in as you murdered my husband? Yes, right, you murdered 368 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 1: my husband, Jim. You know him. You guys have smoked 369 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,920 Speaker 1: blunts together. Well, come on, don't here. I'm sorry, I'm 370 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 1: I got I'm a widow now, and I'm a erratic. 371 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:20,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to don't chicken leg my husband point blank, Dorothy, don't. 372 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,680 Speaker 1: I think you can take some of his blame. I mean, 373 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:30,199 Speaker 1: we we heard it. You guys had transcribed fellow federal agents. 374 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 1: I know there's a lot to sort through here, but 375 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think I'm having a 376 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,199 Speaker 1: heart attack symptoms and then go to the why are 377 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,680 Speaker 1: you sharing this? You want to? Yes? Please? Do you 378 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,840 Speaker 1: know my dead husband had a great doctor. She would 379 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 1: call it any time. Here's your number, man. I feel 380 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,159 Speaker 1: like your husband wouldn't be dead if he didn't have 381 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: head on his ring. Hello, hey doctor, doctor, Yes, I'm 382 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,120 Speaker 1: having a heart attack. Like we know each other, No, 383 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 1: we don't. But can I have a refrund down your 384 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:10,160 Speaker 1: body style? I'm ridiculously overweight, Okay, got it. I'm about 385 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,879 Speaker 1: five ft eight three pounds. That's not ridiculous. I'm fifty 386 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: years old, and what's your problem. I'm having a heart 387 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: attack like symptoms, it's probably a heart attack. Well, we've 388 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: got the m R. I back, and it looks like 389 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,120 Speaker 1: there's cats in your chest that can't be right. Well 390 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 1: there's there's the dot. They go somewhere else that can't 391 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,440 Speaker 1: I just like, all right, welcome here. So you're looking 392 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 1: for a second opinion heart attack, like all my first, 393 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 1: my first m R I showed cats in my chest. Alright, 394 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,440 Speaker 1: that'd gonna open this up here? Oh shit, oh ship, 395 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,520 Speaker 1: what you owe the first doctor in apology? Because there 396 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: are I count six different cats in your chest, six 397 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,200 Speaker 1: different cats. I don't feel any any I don't feel 398 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: good going further with Let's go back to him. I'm 399 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 1: not going to apologize to that guy. He might have 400 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: been in my office. You have cats in your chest, sir, 401 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,760 Speaker 1: all right, I love you. So you're here to apologize 402 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: to the doctor. Yes, he's really been looking forward to disappointment. Really, 403 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 1: you really owe him. He's looking forward to disappointment. No disappointment. 404 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: It sounds like you said disappointment. He's been living disappointment. 405 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,920 Speaker 1: But that's between you and me. He's divorced, and when 406 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,160 Speaker 1: you walked out on him, it was really triggering for him. 407 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 1: So this, this apology means a lot to him. All right, doctor, 408 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 1: you're two o'clock? Is here? You're two o'clock. I don't 409 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me. I came in 410 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,199 Speaker 1: the other day with cats in my chest. I was 411 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 1: able to remove some of them. Good morning, And uh, 412 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,479 Speaker 1: you're right, I'm fine. You're just you're just in your 413 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: boxer's Yeah, I sleep here sometimes. I don't have a 414 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: home anymore. Uh. Look, I know that I kind of 415 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: had a weird reaction when you said that there there 416 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: were cats in my chest. But I did get a 417 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: second opinion. And I've had two of the cats removed. 418 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 1: Four of them are still in there. You want to 419 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: get back together? What Tina? Tina? Wake up? Oh listen, 420 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: I think we can put another cat in daddy's chest. Okay, 421 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 1: come on, I have haund one. We did I name 422 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 1: didn't biskits. Let's put biscuits and daddies. I have to 423 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 1: get it in his heart. Bit. I wanted something up 424 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:45,400 Speaker 1: on the uptick of the breathing. Yeah, up, and I'll 425 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: throw biscuits in there and were you doing it in 426 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: the out? How else are we gonna get an induced chess? 427 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: I had a hole in hissort bit, all right, let's 428 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,160 Speaker 1: do that. Okay? His arms asleep and this poor circulation? 429 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 1: How the fund are there more cats my chest? Look, 430 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 1: let's just have a dinner and I'll tell you. Okay, 431 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,880 Speaker 1: just enjoy the sting, all right. Look, I like your 432 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: I like your company. I I'm not interested in getting 433 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: in a relationship. Do you love it or straws? Here 434 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:19,919 Speaker 1: you having fun? There's a cake coming with an inscription 435 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: on it, so you are one very surprised. Sorry, you 436 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:33,959 Speaker 1: just say that like baby's up that happy love happy? 437 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 1: We're not in love. He's my doctor. Look, I've gained 438 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 1: twenty pounds since we've been together. The cake, the cake? Hi? 439 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 1: Do you do want to hear the Spanish? So? I mean, look, 440 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,640 Speaker 1: you murdered everybody in cold blood. It wasn't cold blood, 441 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,119 Speaker 1: it was I felt like a mercy kill. You know 442 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,440 Speaker 1: the expression means. I think it means that you were 443 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 1: like a lizard and you're a cold blood, two things consequence. 444 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: I think. So I'm not an expert on what are 445 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:10,680 Speaker 1: you on? Expert on? Well? Usually infiltration by where. Look, 446 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: Dorothy's husband is dead. Okay, you can't call your khaki 447 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 1: cargo shorts fucking spy where no one suspected until your 448 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 1: husband came. He Look who's back? Hello, guys? Whoa you 449 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 1: look good. There's a spring of my step. I'm in 450 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:32,680 Speaker 1: low gulaunds Now, I'm in love with my doctor. Wow, 451 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,600 Speaker 1: there's like twelve cats in my chest. Now that's what 452 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 1: it feels like. No, No, there are twelve cats and 453 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 1: my ny too. What did I miss? I'm still morning. 454 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: Oh we're still on this. Yeah, chicken leg Jim Uh 455 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: turns out doesn't understand a great deal about what his 456 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 1: job is supposed to know. My job can't be all 457 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: about cold blooded murder? Is it all about? It shouldn't be. Well, 458 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: let's take a look at the transcript. Let's look at 459 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 1: that transcript, the moment where all of them died. Everyone 460 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 1: want to take a part. We'll just sure read Uri. Okay, 461 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 1: I guess I'll be my husband. O great, I'm pit 462 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: I'll be playing the part of Brad. I'll be I'll 463 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: read the part of man number one. Jim, you read Jim, 464 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: I guess, but I already lived through it. I'd like 465 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: to have a different character. Isn't that your choice? And 466 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 1: my husband who's doing stage direction, No, he's doing your 467 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: You got your I'll be here. Oh great, okay, I'll 468 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:40,240 Speaker 1: be the unnamed Russian woman. Yeah, French woman. French okay, 469 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: first directions, directions, all right, so let me set this up. 470 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 1: So remember this is case of diamond gun that shoots diamonds. 471 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: Um okay, So here we go, interior warehouse, um dusk director. Uh, 472 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: do you mind if I just asked just for more funds? 473 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 1: We just need more time for the play. Okay, yeah, 474 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 1: I'm mind. Oh anything else, No, sir, we'll implement those notes. 475 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 1: Well no, no no, no, no, no, no, no tell me 476 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: I'm the director of what now exactly? Yeah, I'm sorry. 477 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: Then in that case, ask your question again. It sounded 478 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,040 Speaker 1: to me I hate to butt in UM d D 479 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,560 Speaker 1: from accounting. Here. I thought FBI accounting. I thought you 480 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: were like Brad Pitt on a play. Well that's what 481 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm looking. Look, I'm dressed as Brad Pitt. That's also 482 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: what I found club. I probably I was. Probably. That's good. 483 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: That's good. So what did you ask me for before? 484 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,480 Speaker 1: When I sit now? We just needed more funding for 485 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: the place, sir. We for infiltration unit. They're really working 486 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 1: out this whole. See, this is where the confusions. I 487 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: am a lot. Okay, so I'm the director of the FBI, 488 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: but an FBI accountant. And then when you mentioned play, 489 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,520 Speaker 1: I thought I was the director of this play in 490 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 1: a way you are, sir. But then in that case, uh, 491 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 1: it can be. We're working on that. But as if 492 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: now we're trying to get into regional theaters and hopefully 493 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: do a little small tour with it, you know, bring 494 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 1: awareness of the Bureau, bringing us back into the public 495 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: eye in a positive way, sir. And we think that 496 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,960 Speaker 1: they're doing that through our art. Are raw talent that 497 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 1: that would really showcase what the bureau is about. Now. 498 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,959 Speaker 1: Is there is there a reading going on right now? Yes, sir, 499 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: there is kind of listening on that reading, of course, sir. Yes, 500 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,959 Speaker 1: everyone is miked up. So if you just want to 501 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,640 Speaker 1: click on the channel three, Well, here is my lift driver. 502 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 1: He's just coming back to will give me his full number. 503 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: I know if this is Jim this guy here, I'll 504 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 1: prove it by letting him suck on the end of 505 00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:03,600 Speaker 1: this pistol. Oh my god, don't read blam I'll read 506 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: blam okay, sorry blam okay. I was going to do 507 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: am I already dead? Or no, well, I was going 508 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: to do that part. He took the It was going 509 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: to be part of my healing. And you have two characters. 510 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: I've been shocked with Diamond's good good goody quin that's good? 511 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:25,800 Speaker 1: Oh oh god, ever happened? Something's happening, somebody's happening my chest, 512 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:32,840 Speaker 1: Call my doctor, call my doctor, which one the most 513 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 1: recent one once his boyfriend doctor friend, doctor, boyfriend doctor. 514 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 1: Our finalty today come from Kathy Kethy with an Eye, who, 515 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: by the way, is a new Patreon v I put. 516 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 1: Kathy wrote, dear Alchem is so happy to have discovered 517 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaker 1: your podcast. I'm living proof Kevin's request to tell everyone 518 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: you know about does work. I look forward to each 519 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,840 Speaker 1: episode and spend my commute into work laughing my butt office. 520 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 1: I try to catch up with previous episodes. As a 521 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,160 Speaker 1: scene suggestion, what if some over the top method actors, well, 522 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: that's your working at medieval times, attempt to pick up, 523 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 1: attempting to pick up at a singles bar while still 524 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 1: heavily in character. Love you all. That almost makes it. 525 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 1: You make me laugh so much. Kathy from Canada, ps 526 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: hot tea out the nose while driving is not a 527 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 1: good time. Thank you essay for the repeated interjections as 528 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,680 Speaker 1: the scene with the Texas Wizard family reunion. All right, 529 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: so we now take you to a crowded bar just 530 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,880 Speaker 1: down the block from the medieval time. Look, Jim chicken legs. Okay, 531 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,880 Speaker 1: this is your witness protection program, all right, now go 532 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,680 Speaker 1: over it again. What is your mother's maiden name? Gutsm 533 00:33:54,280 --> 00:34:00,840 Speaker 1: gutsmer good data birth, my mother's yours me fifth. Can 534 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: I start you guys off with shots? Shot? Shot shot? 535 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,439 Speaker 1: Shot shots? No, uh no, we're not going to drink. Yes, 536 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: we went, we are, and let's do a picture of shots. 537 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,400 Speaker 1: They don't come in the picture. They come in like 538 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 1: very small glasses. Shot classes. Yeah. I've had shots a lot, actually, 539 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 1: however you yes, we'll do my god, did he have em? Yeah? Yeah, yes, 540 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:38,839 Speaker 1: oh my god? Yeah. Okay, okay, I'm gonna definitely these 541 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,960 Speaker 1: are on me. Hey, bred listen bread when we go 542 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,799 Speaker 1: in there, only refer to me as Green Knight, and 543 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 1: I'll call you Red Knight. Okay, look, I don't know 544 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,839 Speaker 1: this brad guy. As you're talking about I'm Red Knight, 545 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,520 Speaker 1: good and we just had a long days and yeah 546 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: we're no one for me because you know, one night's 547 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: and it's very good. Go go go go go alright, visors down, 548 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: visors down, Green night drink. Now, I just the only 549 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,120 Speaker 1: thing that I give a ship about is this, like 550 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: do they or do they not? Like you know, it's 551 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:18,560 Speaker 1: like it's crazy, but exactly it's just like I mean us, ladies, 552 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,359 Speaker 1: Oh my god, excuse me, excuse excuse us. You can't 553 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: wear helmets in here. This is not a helmet. What 554 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,680 Speaker 1: is that? I'll take a picture of shuts for me 555 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: and this guy. Right. Actually, um, they don't come in 556 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,279 Speaker 1: that become in very small glasses. Would you like a 557 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: number of them? I like a gobbled maid and that's 558 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: all I want. The goblin. That's good, that's good. He 559 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 1: wants he wants a cup of meat. I think he 560 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:54,160 Speaker 1: wants a cup of me. He wants a cup of meat. So, ladies, yeah, 561 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,880 Speaker 1: do you smell like sawdust and pissed? You smell like horseman? 562 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: Or yeah? Well the middle edges? What what are you 563 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 1: gonna do? Nice? So anyway, rose for the lady, pull 564 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:17,359 Speaker 1: that out your pants disgust, Thank you? So anyway, I'm 565 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:22,279 Speaker 1: so not single battles. I can fight field. Yeah, how 566 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,080 Speaker 1: about the battle of your bad breath. I don't give 567 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,160 Speaker 1: a fuck. We are striking out. This is not going well. 568 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,160 Speaker 1: So here's um three shots and also this is some 569 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,280 Speaker 1: turkey means cut in the fridge and a cap. Oh 570 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,520 Speaker 1: that's nice, that's nice. I can't help but think that 571 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,799 Speaker 1: those nights are here for me. Do you think they're 572 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,080 Speaker 1: going to try to attack? Look? My cover blown? Just 573 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,359 Speaker 1: relaxed the shot, shot shot, just father's date of birth, 574 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,280 Speaker 1: my father's father, the fake father. Here you go. First, 575 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,000 Speaker 1: I need to see a little I d of course. 576 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 1: Oh well, don't get why don't you show duncan? So 577 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:07,000 Speaker 1: you already? Okay? Well I can't remember. It's just that. 578 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:18,080 Speaker 1: Well what's your last name? Where's that from? Oh? It's from? Uh, 579 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,880 Speaker 1: well if you have a clo oh I'm fine. Do 580 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,759 Speaker 1: you have a globe? Let me show you really looks 581 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,440 Speaker 1: like and I really don't want to embarrass you, but 582 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,879 Speaker 1: it looks like you pete yourself some of these shops. Well, 583 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,880 Speaker 1: because usually I like to drink them out of a picture. 584 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,040 Speaker 1: Could you put these little shots into a big picture 585 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: for me? Sure? It's not shots in a picture though. 586 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,719 Speaker 1: I just got trained, so I am new. This is 587 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,239 Speaker 1: the first shift and that's coming out hot. But for 588 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,680 Speaker 1: a picture of cocktails instead of shots. It's a different 589 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,359 Speaker 1: way to bring you up. Hey fair, I'm just going 590 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: over the expense report. Yeah, to tell you do they 591 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,439 Speaker 1: appreciate the opportunity to work here? Before you say anything else, 592 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,040 Speaker 1: and it feel like I'm really challenge and I'm really 593 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 1: growing in the person. Just before you say anything else, 594 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: I just want to thank you for the opportunity. Yeah, 595 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,759 Speaker 1: this is Moose. Is I mean we really push ourselves here? Yeah, 596 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,759 Speaker 1: I loose. Isn't it really like you know, I like 597 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,880 Speaker 1: to grow here and I see myself following as a person, 598 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,040 Speaker 1: And I just really appreciate your patience with me. Thank 599 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,840 Speaker 1: you for saying that I work my ass off. Everyone 600 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: works here. Yes, thank you with a back about in 601 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:31,239 Speaker 1: this whole place would be spineless Moose without you. I 602 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 1: usually give this after the third month. This is a 603 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 1: bag of fish I want to give to you as 604 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,440 Speaker 1: a sign that we respect your your ability to be responsible. 605 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: Whoa dale? Excuse me interrupting, very pretty lady, you got 606 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 1: a minute from management. It is Mr Moose. Yeah, Mr 607 00:38:53,760 --> 00:39:00,680 Speaker 1: Moose is fare She's one of the new cocktail waiters 608 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,120 Speaker 1: and my best is going to get better. Cheer up, 609 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:07,399 Speaker 1: little lady. I'm sure you're doing just great. I think 610 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,239 Speaker 1: I'm in big trouble, but I got the fish back 611 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,759 Speaker 1: to Yeah, we'll get to that. You better not be 612 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:21,480 Speaker 1: in trouble, thanks, teller Shane trouble so you and I 613 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,359 Speaker 1: can get down to the business. You're not in trouble, fair, 614 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,360 Speaker 1: you take the rest of your minute off. Are you 615 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,239 Speaker 1: drinking the fish water? Hey? Hey? Are we in for 616 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: collections and the house business? Let me put it there, 617 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,800 Speaker 1: very good, we had it. We have a big party. 618 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,719 Speaker 1: I think you know medieval times right next door is 619 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,279 Speaker 1: helping a lot, a lot of funneling of people. We're going. 620 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,480 Speaker 1: Then next my question is the numbers are down, okay, 621 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 1: and you seem to think everything's great. Well I don't think. Uh, 622 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 1: that tells me somebody's skimming. No, sir no, I mean 623 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 1: all the money is going to the bar and then 624 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: to our talent projects. So those healthy person says I 625 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,040 Speaker 1: did it, No, sir no, all the money is going 626 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,799 Speaker 1: to the buck and also our talent projects are tell 627 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,760 Speaker 1: me about that. What's our the program that you signed 628 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 1: off on a couple months ago too? Is it going 629 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,319 Speaker 1: so far? So good? We have a couple of circus boys, uh, jubblers, 630 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:22,120 Speaker 1: you gotblers, You got jubblers, and we got the two divers. Yes, 631 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,520 Speaker 1: the kitchen the kitchens. The money might be going to 632 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,279 Speaker 1: the divers, yes, sir, Yes. And how many gibblers we got? 633 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,160 Speaker 1: Seems like you would know right off the time. Well, 634 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,520 Speaker 1: they kind of interchange because it's changed. Yes, it's interchanging divlers. Yes, 635 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,480 Speaker 1: that's what we get. Yes, well, I mean what some 636 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,200 Speaker 1: of them are flame boys and then the other ones 637 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,120 Speaker 1: are the other guys are working on curtain work. So 638 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,840 Speaker 1: it's just am I like like clown to like comedians? 639 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,399 Speaker 1: Do I make you laugh? Is that what I'm getting from? 640 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,680 Speaker 1: You can be funny? Yes, sir, you know, like a 641 00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,600 Speaker 1: comedian like joke teller, Yes, sir, yes, if you Yes, 642 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 1: I thought you were very funny. And your last set, 643 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,359 Speaker 1: thank you? Oh you saw me down huh, Yes, sir, Yes, 644 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,000 Speaker 1: it was a nice tight six that. It was actually 645 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 1: very The opening was questionable about taking a shot at 646 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,520 Speaker 1: the real estate market. But but you I mean it 647 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,600 Speaker 1: got violent. Yeah, but that was good, right, I thought 648 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,400 Speaker 1: it was real. Man, I worked it out. Yeah, I know, 649 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: you get the crowd came back. Yeah, I got him back. 650 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,000 Speaker 1: What do you think of the closure? Hurtful? Honestly, I 651 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: didn't think you needed to point me out well about 652 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,720 Speaker 1: my skinny, can't get it. But the rest of the crowds, 653 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,000 Speaker 1: I thought they had a great time, right, the crowd. Look, 654 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,280 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'm having a hard time saying character. 655 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,839 Speaker 1: But you you you like you are a night Well 656 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,080 Speaker 1: I'm just uh, you know, word of leprosy and uh, 657 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,720 Speaker 1: how do you do this? I keep trying to pretend 658 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,480 Speaker 1: I'm doing the as if exercises, you know, and as 659 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,279 Speaker 1: if as if it were actually happening. It is really happening. See, 660 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 1: this is what I'm talking about. Man, that's really good. 661 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,719 Speaker 1: Like I bet if I pulled up my sword and 662 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,440 Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I challenge you to a 663 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,839 Speaker 1: jewel like you would like go to the distance. First 664 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,960 Speaker 1: of all, I don't think you need to make the 665 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,359 Speaker 1: shink sound like it's it's not authentic. So you can 666 00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,600 Speaker 1: let him make whatever sound and naturally makes when you 667 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 1: pull it out. All right, let me see it sounds 668 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,120 Speaker 1: like that sounds that's the sound, and that's the sound. 669 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,520 Speaker 1: Do you want some of that? Tucking me in the 670 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: get it on this because it's good. Yeah, I don't know. 671 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,239 Speaker 1: I don't know how to do this. Well, I think 672 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 1: you're great. You're really good at jousting. Yeah. Thanks, I'm 673 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,920 Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt. I Well, my friend likes one of you. 674 00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,520 Speaker 1: I bet it's him. It's him. Yeah, that makes sense. Cool. 675 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,799 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be a bit about it. But 676 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,279 Speaker 1: I also don't know how to make you both feel 677 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,520 Speaker 1: good about this. But you said your friend like Samson. 678 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 1: Maybe you know I don't like you. Okay, close your 679 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:07,400 Speaker 1: friend shield lady or made um. She's that brunette stopping out. 680 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,560 Speaker 1: I'm not pointing at you her. Is there any chance 681 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,200 Speaker 1: when they walk over he walks over there that you 682 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,680 Speaker 1: and I can have a conversation about No, I'm gonna 683 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,920 Speaker 1: walk with them and then I'm just gonna get on 684 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,799 Speaker 1: my phone and I'll just join I'll join you. Guys. 685 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,680 Speaker 1: You can stand near me, but I'm not gonna like 686 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 1: talk to you or I mean, don't make those sounds. 687 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 1: First of all, it's offensive sound. I was just because 688 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 1: this is how it normally sounds. See that feels weird. Anyway, 689 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,880 Speaker 1: you two have fun. So what was your name mean? 690 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,960 Speaker 1: How are you good? My lady? Oh my lady, Oh 691 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,919 Speaker 1: my god. Do you want marted meat? Yeah, I'm get 692 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,080 Speaker 1: another couple of meat for the lady, to couple meet 693 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: for the lady. Okay, so you're here at the pleasure 694 00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:01,279 Speaker 1: of the king. Uh yeah, yeah, I guess yeah, talking 695 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,600 Speaker 1: about the medieval times. I just I was just there. Actually, yeah, 696 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,720 Speaker 1: I'm a night over there. Oh my god, that's hot. 697 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,879 Speaker 1: I'm a red knight. That's hot. Maybe the green knight 698 00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,280 Speaker 1: was switched back and forth a little bit, play both sides. 699 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:18,719 Speaker 1: Excuse me, I gotta relieve myself. Okay, oh, you brought 700 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:24,400 Speaker 1: your own bucket, Bring my own bucket. This this tugy 701 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,839 Speaker 1: meat is not sitting well. I think it was there 702 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:34,560 Speaker 1: for a while. They found some honey baked ham thin slices. 703 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,799 Speaker 1: What do you mean you found it? I mean in 704 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:41,120 Speaker 1: the staff fridge. But I had had Dale's name on it. 705 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,640 Speaker 1: But it's fine. I just put it in a picture 706 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,800 Speaker 1: for you guys. Enjoy. When the when are the jubblers? 707 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,839 Speaker 1: Suck the jubblers? Um? Well, the flame boys are coming 708 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 1: out in about five minutes and then we're gonna do 709 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,440 Speaker 1: some curtain work and then we'll roll into the Jablar 710 00:44:55,520 --> 00:45:00,720 Speaker 1: main events. Sounds good. Thank you like jubbling. I love Javelin. 711 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,480 Speaker 1: I just I just want you to know about the bat. 712 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,040 Speaker 1: I was just in a relationship and I just got 713 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,160 Speaker 1: out of it. But I'm hey, don't know you want 714 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,560 Speaker 1: to be honest, that's no, I'm not talking you kind 715 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,600 Speaker 1: of coach here. So just so you know, I think 716 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,799 Speaker 1: you're great. I want to take you right here. I 717 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,840 Speaker 1: want to take you right here. No, I just accidentally 718 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,080 Speaker 1: hit you on my phone. It was an accident. Jesus. Yeah, 719 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,520 Speaker 1: I'm in. Let's do it. Let's do it. I think 720 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,560 Speaker 1: that they've been drawing their sort a couple of times. 721 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,840 Speaker 1: They're now gathered at the door. I think that my 722 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,560 Speaker 1: cover has blown. You gotta get me out of here. 723 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,319 Speaker 1: You you I don't have an ID. This is hand 724 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,480 Speaker 1: draw Anything I can do for you, give us a 725 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,759 Speaker 1: ticket out of here. I'm a fed, I'm a he 726 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:57,120 Speaker 1: he's been fed too many drinks. Oh my god, ladies 727 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:10,399 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are the flame boy. Sounds like they're 728 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,200 Speaker 1: doing a lot of their own sound effects. Yeah, that 729 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 1: was really quick. Did you buy that that was really quick. Yeah, 730 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,799 Speaker 1: that was good. That was good. God, what's going on 731 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,279 Speaker 1: in that booth over there? I want to go look together? No, 732 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,160 Speaker 1: I mean you can come with, but like you said, 733 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:31,360 Speaker 1: let's go all day and stop making that noise. I 734 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,279 Speaker 1: just feel like that's very problematic. It's appropriate. No, Oh 735 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:45,319 Speaker 1: my god, I did it. Hey, these two guys in 736 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:52,000 Speaker 1: the booth, you took care of him. That's good. You've 737 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,840 Speaker 1: done good work. I didn't look you're a terrible bartender. 738 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:06,160 Speaker 1: Oh make up, but you're a great operative. FBI accounting, 739 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,640 Speaker 1: We're need to see your books. Is that guy wearing armor? 740 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:16,520 Speaker 1: That's fine? FBI accounting. That's a show for today. Let's 741 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,600 Speaker 1: thank all of our I'm starting with Mr Joey Greer. Joey, 742 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,960 Speaker 1: congratulations on the album drop. It's been a several weeks now, 743 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: how's it going good? The name of the album again, 744 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,520 Speaker 1: and where folks to find it. It's called good Night 745 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,160 Speaker 1: and you can get it anywhere you download music, Spotify, iTunes, Amazon, 746 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,040 Speaker 1: Napster even so, yeah, Napster are still the room. Yes 747 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,279 Speaker 1: you can. It's probably gonna be porn. It's not Sam Goody, No, 748 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:48,080 Speaker 1: that's I don't have any hard disk good guys. Yeah, goody, 749 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,120 Speaker 1: good guys. Yeah you can get a good guess. James Heeney, 750 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,520 Speaker 1: thanks for tuning in again. Gosh, it's been a pleasure. 751 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,399 Speaker 1: Check out the Patreon. There's gonna be opportunities to see 752 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,880 Speaker 1: live Hang sessions with us. Bonus episode is not available 753 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,319 Speaker 1: to non members. Yeah, yeah, very excited about that. Mr 754 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,440 Speaker 1: Craig Kowski, welcome back and happy birthday. Just turned fifty 755 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 1: back from New Orleans. Still got powdered sugar on my 756 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,840 Speaker 1: shirt from the bigners. If you had to put a 757 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,200 Speaker 1: number on it, how many were we talking? Had I had? 758 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,759 Speaker 1: You know they're covered in powdered shirts. They are. And 759 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,520 Speaker 1: you have that place that's the one with a bad 760 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,000 Speaker 1: coffee just mud. Yes, I didn't drink it, but my 761 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,000 Speaker 1: wife said it was terrible. Yes, and a big shout 762 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,880 Speaker 1: out and heartfelt. How do you do to Carlia Kakowski 763 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,439 Speaker 1: she just heard it. Yeah, thanks so much, thank you. 764 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,399 Speaker 1: I love that fam came over for the cast Hang. 765 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:49,680 Speaker 1: It was so funny, super great hot pool by I listeners. 766 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,520 Speaker 1: Oliver is such a pistol. He's a good guy. It's unbelievable, 767 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,600 Speaker 1: really good guy. Thanks for letting him come over and 768 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,600 Speaker 1: he had a christ Lant dream day was at his 769 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:04,440 Speaker 1: first now couldn't have no, we have been France. Yeah, 770 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,160 Speaker 1: ants on the Exactly and the ants are just more 771 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,400 Speaker 1: smaller pastries in the shape of ants. Typewriter dot com. 772 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,359 Speaker 1: People should go to Exactly and they should and they 773 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,120 Speaker 1: can come to the theater and check it out and 774 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,920 Speaker 1: say code word out me this for a free thing, 775 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:27,520 Speaker 1: no to topping. It's on the record. Hey, thanks bunny boy, 776 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,719 Speaker 1: thanks for including me in this outro. Yeah, I got 777 00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,200 Speaker 1: a little mess apologize, right, that's right, Thank you. Folks 778 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 1: should find you uh there and about Yeah, they're about cool. 779 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,799 Speaker 1: Wherever you can be found, I can be found, all right, 780 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,080 Speaker 1: look for us there if you would please, Let's thank 781 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: our engineer of the stars, Mr Doug Babe, our post 782 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,920 Speaker 1: sound design artist Raphael Breed. And of course I heard media. 783 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,840 Speaker 1: It's filled with cats. I encourage all of you to 784 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,520 Speaker 1: write a review immediately. Please and tell everyone you've ever 785 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,839 Speaker 1: meant to write to us with a scene suggestion. Your 786 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,239 Speaker 1: name here, lolcomy this dot com. That's your name here? 787 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,759 Speaker 1: Lolco me this dot com. We thank you so much. 788 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,680 Speaker 1: Until next time. I'm Kevin Pollock. Remember