1 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Laugh with Me Shorts Podcasts 2 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: with Cherity Odum. I'm your host Jo the Shorts. Hey, 3 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: if you're a if you're a listener of Laugh with Me, 4 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: like a diehard, you've probably heard this. But for those 5 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: of you who are brand new to Laugh with Me, 6 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 1: and there's many, you're gonna enjoy this. This is uh basically, 7 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: the concept is it's a small clip from an episode 8 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: way back in the vault. That's you know what's fun. 9 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: Give it a try, a little sample if you will. 10 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: This is like something you'd find at the grocery store. 11 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: Those people that are like, hey, try these a gos. 12 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 1: You maybe have never had this flavor of lavender ago before. 13 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: Try it, buy it special deal on it right now. 14 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: We're the first to have it. It's one of them. 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: It's a sample. It's laugh with Me Shorts. 16 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 2: Enjoy. 17 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: One of the funniest Twitter followers I've seen is Magic Johnson. 18 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: He you know who Magic Johnson is right day, things 19 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: exactly right. But he's also a very good businessman. He's 20 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: very prominent, you know now. He's an owner of the 21 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: Washington Commanders. He's a part owner of the La Dodgers, 22 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: he's very prominent still in the Los Angeles Lakers organization. 23 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: He he tweets sparingly, but when he does tweet, it's 24 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: generally in support of somebody or something, right, But he's 25 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: always a day or two behind, like you know, like 26 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: when Lebron breaks the next record or whatever, everybody is 27 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: all over it that day. Oh yeah, Magic will come 28 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: in two days later as if it just happened. And 29 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: I have to wonder if maybe that's a symptom of 30 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: the eights, Like is that something that maybe hasn't been 31 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: diagnosed yet, something I gotta look at though, Right? Is 32 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: that good? And you give me a sound like I 33 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: should not have said it? And then I did go there, Well, 34 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: I didn't want to show my cards like to soon. 35 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: Oh I didn't really do that. That's good. There's something 36 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 1: because as somebody who does not follow Magic Johnson. That's 37 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: good stuff right there. So that was from the episode 38 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: of Pepper Spray Attack Survivor. You can find that episode 39 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: three from season one of Laugh with Me. So my 40 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: cot My Kyle, my brother Kyle was the guest on 41 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: that episode. That was the first episode of the entire 42 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: show that we had a guest and it was Kyle 43 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 1: the Magic Johnson age joke. I stand behind it. I'm 44 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: still working it out. But one thing I do want 45 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: to point out, and this is very important for anybody 46 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: who has intentions or aspirations to become a guest on 47 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: this show someday, It's okay to laugh, guys, when I'm 48 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: pitching these jokes. It's okay to laugh, as you're going 49 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: to see as we move forward here with the best 50 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: of the laughs. Some of you guys that were on 51 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: the show were dead silent the whole time, and I 52 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: wasn't quite sure if it was because it wasn't funny, 53 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: or if you were waiting for something else, And if 54 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: you were waiting for a punchline, I delivered the punchline. 55 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: So that's where guys, it's okay to laugh. Let's have fun, 56 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: let's let's be light about and also just remember these 57 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: are just ideas that I think could become jokes. I'm 58 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: very much working them out and saying them for the 59 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: very first time for your listening pleasure. So thanks Kyle 60 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: for at least laughing along for that Magic Johnson one, 61 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 1: which I still think has potential. I mean, it's no 62 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: thong song joke. But I mean, the guy's just so late, 63 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 1: Like it just doesn't make sense. Like even Lebron who's busy, busy, 64 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: busy trying to win championships. I mean, shoot, he just 65 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: won another championship in season this year. You know, he 66 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: definitely gets the tweet out the moment something major happens 67 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: and magic. He's just sole. He's getting better at it, 68 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: but he's so late. Have to wonder if maybe it's 69 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: a symptom of the aides. Johnny. We have solved all 70 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: of your holiday shopping stress, your needs because the holidays 71 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: will sneak up fast, but it's not too early to 72 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: get your shopping done and actually have fun with it. 73 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 1: Uncommon Goods makes holidays shopping stress free and joyful with 74 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: thousands of one of a kind gifts you can't find 75 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: anywhere else. 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If you haven't told everybody 113 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: this is how you're doing your holiday shopping, you're really 114 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: missing the boat. I mean, that's what That's why I 115 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: told my family. All right, back to the best of 116 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: the laugh. It's a sketch think Hamilton. So it's a musical, 117 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: but it's set in a gas station. Okay. The main 118 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: character is the cashier, and you've got multiple characters just 119 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: coming and going. I mean, it just takes place during 120 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: like morning rush, and you've got folks coming in. You 121 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: got the kids with the backpacks coming in and they're 122 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: singing about you know, maybe like a glee club and 123 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: they're singing together, you know, coming in to steal stuff. 124 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: And then you've got the mom coming in on a 125 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: way to work, and she's got the baby in one 126 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: arm and she's rant and raven about her busy morning. 127 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a punk song. And you've got the 128 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: businessman coming in and maybe he's got something just a 129 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: little more like metal. Maybe he's you know, slip back hair, 130 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: and he's coming to get his coffee. So it's it's 131 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: it's fun. There's there's music, and they're they're coming in 132 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 1: and going. And then you know, you have regulars right 133 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: at the gas station, and you get you get the folks. 134 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 1: The fella comes in and he wants to buy his 135 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: scratch tickets, and he's sitting there, he wants his smokes. 136 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: He's getting his scratch tickets. He's at the counter, he's 137 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: getting the scratch tickets. Songs are going, big musical number. 138 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: He wins. He wins the ten thousand dollars scratch tickets. 139 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 1: So now it's a big dance dance number. And then 140 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 1: a guy comes in to rob the place and he 141 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: shoots the cashier and shoots the guy that won the money. 142 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: It's a little violent that's the punchline. People won't see 143 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: it coming. They won't. Man, that's a little, a little 144 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: I'll work on it. I'm not I'm not a violent person. 145 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: But I was thinking what would be a great way 146 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: to end this musical number, and that that would catch 147 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 1: people off guard. I thought it was that's you know, 148 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 1: it's funny. I did that. That's a little viible, but 149 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't know how that would 150 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 1: catch people off guard. But it's a little a little bust. 151 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 4: But I asked something like that actually was playing around. 152 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: I did like a fake trailer called Lost Sun. Yeah 153 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: I saw that. Yeah, yeah, but that's a fake trailer. 154 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,319 Speaker 1: I was not. I was I'm not that film's never 155 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 1: coming out. There's just me doing stupid ship and seeing 156 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: that people be interested in a couple people were like 157 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,079 Speaker 1: coming out. Yeah, I thought too. I thought it was 158 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: I was bored, but I had it. Came up with 159 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,080 Speaker 1: an idea because I was like, oh man, you look serious, 160 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,720 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. 161 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 4: So I was thinking, I can do that, and you're 162 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,320 Speaker 4: talking about twist. 163 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 3: You know, I'm looking for my son to be a 164 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 3: short film, looking for my son, and you know, I 165 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,199 Speaker 3: saw that he was already you know that. 166 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,439 Speaker 1: He never wanted daycare and everything else. 167 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 2: I can't get a hold of his mind, you know 168 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 2: what I mean. 169 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 4: I'm looking for my son and it comes to find out, 170 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 4: like the investigator is like, hey, man, I find where 171 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 4: the son is. 172 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 3: He's in the house. 173 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,959 Speaker 1: She recognized his house. I'm like, he had recognized his house. 174 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: And we walk up to the door. 175 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 2: We knock on the door and the woman answered the door, 176 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,839 Speaker 2: and he's like, you know this woman. I'm like, hell, 177 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 2: y'all know this woman. 178 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 3: Mom, you took my son for real, Like my mom. 179 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: Took myself because I owed her money. 180 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 3: For the last time she babysitting them, so she took myself. 181 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: What I'll be doing? 182 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 3: That be the plot twisted to be a joke that 183 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200 Speaker 3: set of a serious bill. 184 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,960 Speaker 1: That's fantastic, That's what I was gonna do. 185 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,560 Speaker 2: But I'm like that I really was just sucking around. 186 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:43,199 Speaker 1: That's trailer. That's that's a twist that works, not shooting 187 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: at Yeah. I swear to you, I'm not a violent person. 188 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:52,560 Speaker 2: I am. 189 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: I'm a lover, not a fighter. You was like, and 190 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: then he shoots the band, he shoots the cash. I 191 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: was like, damn, this's mo fucker. I'm just happy. And 192 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,079 Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder where this is going, Like, man, 193 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't know, this is good. 194 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 2: Maybe not for me, but this is good. 195 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: And then I got problems. I don't tell you. I 196 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 1: also pitched sketch ideas. I just I didn't give you 197 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: a heads up on that. You thought, Oh, Jeremy's going 198 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,319 Speaker 1: to give us some dumb joke ideas. No, no, no, 199 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 1: I've got a couple of sketches too, So I'm I'm 200 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: pretty talented. But that was from the episode Levetty Vegas. 201 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 1: You can find that on Spotify and Apple podcasts. And 202 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: I firmly believe that that sketch would be hilarious. It'd 203 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,199 Speaker 1: be a musical number. Maybe it's better to be like 204 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 1: a I don't know, like an S n L sketch. 205 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: I'm not writing a resume currently to write for US 206 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: and L obviously, but I do think they would have 207 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:04,680 Speaker 1: some potential. 208 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 3: Yes, I do. 209 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 1: All right, back to the laps, But first, I want 210 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,319 Speaker 1: to run a couple of jokes by Is that all right? 211 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? 212 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 1: For sure? Okay, the first one and these are just 213 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 1: ideas that I'm trying to develop it a joke, so 214 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: you just tell me if it's funny, if it has 215 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: anything to it. But you know how kids would down 216 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: syndrome have like a certain look. Yeah, okay. I think 217 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: kids that grow up drinking a whole lot of mountain 218 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: dew are on that same level. Like you can. You 219 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 1: could pick them out of a crowd. And you being 220 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: in a Missouri I'm sure you see that often. Due 221 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 1: that's a good apprentice, man. I like that. I like that. 222 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: That's good as a comparison. Yeah, he's gonna get the 223 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: mountain drink pist. 224 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 4: Off of that. 225 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: I like that, you know. Yeah, mountain dew kids, they 226 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: have a certain look. Those fellows be running around, eyes bugging, 227 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,559 Speaker 1: mouth wide. Why are their mouths bigger? It's not like 228 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 1: to drink mountain dew. You got to spread your mouth wider, 229 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,319 Speaker 1: you know. But it sure seems like they got that 230 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: big mouth, got that big mouth. The eyes are bugging, 231 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,840 Speaker 1: they're running around, They never sleep, they don't mind their business. 232 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. That's from the episode Anthony Rogers. I 233 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: tell you what. The Anthony Rogers Show is blowing up. 234 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: And Anthony has set a goal for twenty twenty four 235 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 1: to earn a million dollars for the first time in 236 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 1: his in his career, and brother, if you do, I'm 237 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: for hire, buddy, I'm for hire. I have wanted to 238 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 1: work for a millionaire that wasn't being funded by a corporation. 239 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: Let's just say that I've worked for millionaires, but I 240 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: would love to work for a millionaire that isn't funded 241 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: by a corporation and we can create. I'm for hire, 242 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 1: Anthony's what I'm saying. I don't think you're listening to 243 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 1: this episode, but if by chance you are, hit me up. 244 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: Hit me up and good luck on your path. But 245 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: you got to check out the Anthony Rodgers show. It's 246 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: on every I mean anywhere that you can watch or 247 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: listen to the show. They dive into some just deep topics, 248 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 1: off the wall topics, things you would never think of. 249 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: But it is interesting and he's getting into the live 250 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 1: the live shows with it. They did a hot sauce 251 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: contest in a theater just a couple of weeks ago, 252 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 1: so you gotta follow Anthony Rodgers. But back to last 253 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: all right, the sketch I'm very proud of. I think 254 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: this is gold. You know what, if you think this 255 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 1: thing can win in some film festivals. Maybe I'll film it. 256 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: You tell me. But here's the here's the sketch. I yeah, okay. 257 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: The location is grocery store. The main character is a 258 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 1: female and she has a grocery art and she's walking 259 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: into the grocery store. So everything you're seeing is her 260 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 1: trip through the grocery store. She does not talk. The 261 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: only sounds you hear are the normal sounds you hear 262 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: at a grocery store. So there's the hustle and bustle. 263 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 1: There's the carts rolling, there's the music playing. You might 264 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: hear employees, you know, asking people if they need help 265 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,680 Speaker 1: or whatever. She's going about the store shopping. She's in produce, 266 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: she's checking the melons and she's grabbing what she wants. 267 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 1: She's getting lettuce, she's getting apples. Heads back to the bakery, 268 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 1: maybe get some buns. Throws it in the cart. She's 269 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 1: having a great time. She's going to the meat department. 270 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: She's getting a couple pounds of ground beef from the 271 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: meat count or the meat employee is fantastic, smile, says 272 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: thank you, hands it back to the customer, and she 273 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: keeps rolling through. Goes to the dairy, gets some eggs, 274 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 1: checks the eggs right. She gets the eggs, heads up 275 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: to the front, checks out no issues, bags it up, 276 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: puts it in the cart, goes out to her car. 277 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,160 Speaker 1: Then we see her in the car. She's listening to music, 278 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: seems to still be having a nice little day. Heads 279 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 1: pulls into her driveway, pulls into the garage, opens the trunk, 280 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 1: gets her groceries. Husband comes out, grabs the groceries too. 281 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,800 Speaker 1: They go inside. As they're unloading, he goes, how is 282 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: your trip at the store, and she just unloads on 283 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: him on how terrible everybody at the grocery store is 284 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,399 Speaker 1: and how awful of a job they do there, and 285 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,679 Speaker 1: how they had nothing that she needed. 286 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,200 Speaker 3: Oh. 287 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,040 Speaker 4: Interesting. 288 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 3: That reminds me of. 289 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 1: Did you watch thirty Rock here and there? 290 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, there's an episode because you know I'm a fan. 291 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. 292 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 4: Well, she she remembers high school as like everyone was 293 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 4: so mean to her and she was like the misfit, 294 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 4: and then she goes back to the reunion and then 295 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,480 Speaker 4: we the audience see and realize that she was actually 296 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,120 Speaker 4: the bully and everyone didn't like her. 297 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:08,920 Speaker 1: That's awesome, I love it. Ye See, she the customer 298 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: had a normal experience but in today's world, you never 299 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 1: know what somebody's thinking, and the complaints come rolling through, 300 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,359 Speaker 1: and a lot of times those complaints come through social 301 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 1: media anymore, you know, and you don't even know there 302 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: was an issue. If there was an issue, but all 303 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:30,720 Speaker 1: the people we see at the store and everybody seems fine, 304 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 1: like we're doing our job, and then complaints. 305 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's funny if you show her perspective 306 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 4: orsus their perspective. 307 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: Oh, yes, how we thought go down, and then how 308 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: she thinks it's going down. Yep, yep. We we think 309 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,160 Speaker 1: she grabbed all the produce that she needs and it's 310 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: just fine. But when you go to her perspective, you know, 311 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: there's there's a mouldi apple or yeah, that's that's a 312 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 1: great eye. See, this is the deal. You get Emmy 313 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,119 Speaker 1: Award winning producers like Stephanie Percell on the show, and 314 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: you can find her in that episode, you know, appropriately 315 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: titled Stephanie Purcell, and she'll give you a punchline that 316 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: just knocks your sketch idea out of the bar. So 317 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,080 Speaker 1: do the other side of it, where you you know, 318 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: go through my idea and then give the other perspective 319 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: of the person at the end and just everything's a 320 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:31,399 Speaker 1: nightmare genius, right, So yeah, I think I'm ready for 321 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: SNL at this point. I have just given you two 322 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: sketches that are going to produce ratings on the Nielsen. 323 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: We got to get Stephanie back on the show because 324 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 1: I think I've got a few more sketch ideas that 325 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: I need to pitch and her give me punchlines for 326 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 1: Back to the Joe. Remember back in the day, milk 327 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: cartons would have like the missing children, like pictures on 328 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,680 Speaker 1: them and like their name and what they looked like, 329 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 1: you could try to find them. What about the kids 330 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,400 Speaker 1: that were found? You know, do you think they like them? 331 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,120 Speaker 1: And their parents tried to like grab all the milk 332 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,719 Speaker 1: cartons they could and that kids just like signing autographs 333 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 1: for for friends. No, that's good, that's good. That's literally 334 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 1: that's it. I got. I got nothing. I need more 335 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: with the milk carton kids or maybe the found ones 336 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: on Eggnog. Yes, for the holiday edition. 337 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, for the holiday, Hey, Harry, Christmas, we found. 338 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,679 Speaker 1: We found Trevor. 339 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 2: I love that. 340 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Or you got the kids, you know with 341 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: the you know those big electronic signs for Amber alerts 342 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 1: on the on the interstate. You got kids that you 343 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: know get found or saved from the Amber alerts and 344 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:03,280 Speaker 1: they're taking selfies in front of it for the Graham. 345 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 1: You know, you gotta poast it for the gram you got? 346 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,400 Speaker 3: Is there something with your milk cards and one where 347 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 3: you could be like I thought it was a little. 348 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: Morbid that all of them had expiration dates. See, you 349 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: would be really good at this. You definitely need to 350 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 1: get on stage. I can fitball with you. 351 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:22,359 Speaker 3: I'm trying to help you out here. 352 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 1: That was Frank Olmstead. He's on the episode title Frank Golfstead. 353 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,199 Speaker 1: I think you guys understand home title these episodes now. 354 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 1: But uh, you know Frank a morning show host in 355 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: small town, Iowa for Wow, shoot, what do we do 356 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: twenty years. 357 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:40,360 Speaker 2: Now? 358 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 1: Inspired once to hit the stage, tell some jokes. Uh, Frank, 359 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,639 Speaker 1: let's get to writing. Let's uh, let's let's workshop some 360 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,880 Speaker 1: stuff and uh when when we go to the mic, 361 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm I think I'm gonna do the milk card joke 362 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: so you could see it live at person and the 363 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 1: thought joke, because that's it's kind of a stable of 364 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,959 Speaker 1: mind at this point. But yeah, all right. 365 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,360 Speaker 2: One more. 366 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: Hey, thank you everybody, uh for listening to this episode. 367 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: It's the best of the laughs. These are the jokes 368 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,719 Speaker 1: that I was working out. I know how I'm recapping 369 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: as if we're on live radio and somebody might just 370 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: be tuning in. 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Now 388 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: back to the show. I have Type two diabetes, but 389 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: I manage it well. It's a little kill with a 390 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: big story to tell. 391 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 4: I take one's daily judience at each stay star. 392 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 3: It was easy to see. 393 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: I've been wishing a lot lately that I had diabetes, 394 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 1: and it's one hundred percent based on just like the 395 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 1: commercials I watch. Like just the other day, I saw 396 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,159 Speaker 1: this Jardians commercial where they're, you know, singing and dancing 397 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: about lowering their A one C and you know, like 398 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,400 Speaker 1: they're in a musical. And I've always like thought it'd 399 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 1: be cool to be in a musical, And I thought 400 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,320 Speaker 1: if I had diabetes, you know, maybe i'd have a shot. 401 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 2: Right right. 402 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: Instead, I'm stuck with Crohn's disease and my sky Reezy 403 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 1: just allows me to have a great time on a 404 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: roller coaster. 405 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,359 Speaker 3: I like it. I like it. I think you should 406 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 3: enter in from the like I have Crone's disease. I 407 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 3: wish I had diabetes because their commercials are more fun. 408 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: There you go, all right? 409 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 3: I like that because like, I love riding roller coaster, 410 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 3: but I'd rather be in a musical. And that's there's 411 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,639 Speaker 3: a there. Yeah, I think that's really funny because also 412 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,879 Speaker 3: I mean, why like if they're if these diseases are 413 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,680 Speaker 3: so bad, why is thereon having such a great time 414 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 3: all the time. 415 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: That's the thing they they run through like all the 416 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 1: side of all the things that you're going through that 417 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:08,239 Speaker 1: are just painful and hard to live with, but they 418 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,679 Speaker 1: are having the time of their lives. 419 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:16,359 Speaker 3: Right. Oh yeah, that sounds like a good time. I'll 420 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 3: get crows disease and go on a roller coaster if 421 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 3: that's how Yeah, you must have this much intestinal stress 422 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 3: to ride this ride. 423 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,800 Speaker 1: That was Zach Peterson again. His special is dropping on 424 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:36,919 Speaker 1: YouTube a list of wet celebrities on January twenty fifth. 425 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,680 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. This was the best 426 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,400 Speaker 1: of the laughs of the first half of season one 427 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: of Laugh with Me. As always, a brand new episode 428 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 1: We'll be here on Wednesday, Available on Spotify, Available on 429 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 1: Apple podcast for Johnny Palermo, I'm Jeremy Otim. Thanks for listening.