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Speaker 1: you guys ever think about this, but if a girl
Speaker 1: ever wants to see a guy again, there's a few
Speaker 1: go to moves that they'll use sometimes to guarantee that
Speaker 1: they get a call back. Okay, Like there's the old
Speaker 1: leave the sweatshirt behind it his place trick, and then
Speaker 1: when it happens by accident, you're like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just have to say goodbye to it. Or you fake
Speaker 1: like you sent a text to the wrong number, like oops,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, I didn't mean to send it to you.
Speaker 1: But hey, now that we're talking, not a bad move.
Speaker 1: And then of course there's leaving a positive pregnancy test
Speaker 1: in the waste basket of his bathroom. That's like can
Speaker 1: entrapment or something? Well, no, he's definitely gonna call you,
Speaker 1: and he's probably gonna have some questions and maybe want
Speaker 1: to meet up again. Yeah, a terrible father. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, the last thing you want to do is
Speaker 1: be honest. Okay, well the last thing you want to
Speaker 1: do is fake a pregnancy. I don't know, you always
Speaker 1: want to be honest. Yeah, I'm saying, just try it. It
Speaker 1: It works. And MC guy in today's phone call thinks
Speaker 1: his date may have tried a little cat and mouse
Speaker 1: game with him to end up back at his place,
Speaker 1: and he was completely cool with it. His name is Nate,
Speaker 1: So what's up, Nate? Tell us about the girl that
Speaker 1: you want us to call today? What's her name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Chanell? Okay, Chanel, very fancy high end. Where
Speaker 1: did you meet Chanelle? Me and a group of friends.
Speaker 1: We got word of a spot up in the mountains
Speaker 1: and we went up there. We spent a couple of days.
Speaker 1: You got word of a spot up in the mountains.
Speaker 1: That sounds like in high school when I used to
Speaker 1: go to Kaggers in the woods. Like, is that what
Speaker 1: you're talking about? Yeah, you know, it's definitely a party spot.
Speaker 1: It's like a little touristy area. It's good bars there.
Speaker 1: Good Okay, it's a little mountain town. Yeah, got you.
Speaker 1: It sounded like it was some meeting out in the woods. Dude,
Speaker 1: these are the GPS coordinates. Just meet us there. But
Speaker 1: she ended up being up there with a group of
Speaker 1: friends as well, so we ran into each other, my
Speaker 1: group of guy friends, group of girlfriends. Right, So we
Speaker 1: end up pretty much by definition, hooking up that night.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by definition you have, Well, some
Speaker 1: people might have different definitions of hooking up. So so
Speaker 1: what's yours? Well? Are we are we the home run?
Speaker 1: Are we? Where do we at? We're asking you. I
Speaker 1: don't understand your analogies. I hit a home run. That's
Speaker 1: that's We'll leave it at that. Okay, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. So after you hooked up, is that
Speaker 1: what happened? Well, we were pretty much from the same town,
Speaker 1: so we ended up kind of exchanging numbers and you know,
Speaker 1: I got back home, uh, gave her a come. Well,
Speaker 1: we chatted for a bit and then uh we kind
Speaker 1: of set up a time in a date to go
Speaker 1: out and hang out. So okay, so how is that?
Speaker 1: So we went out to a small place, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of an outdoor are fire pit, kind of relaxing,
Speaker 1: you know, nothing uptight or anything. Okay, and what I mean,
Speaker 1: but like, what was your interaction with her? Like, did
Speaker 1: you guys connect? Yes, so hung out, had a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks. You got to know each other a little
Speaker 1: better through talking to each other. Oh that's good, there's
Speaker 1: a positive. Okay. So it got around like ten o'clock.
Speaker 1: We got back to her place. I was dropping her off,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm gonna wait until she gets inside
Speaker 1: so I can kind of see her door from where
Speaker 1: I am in the truck at her apartment building. She's
Speaker 1: not getting in. So she comes back down and she
Speaker 1: says she's locked out. Oh you think that's an excuse? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean she had two roommates, she said,
Speaker 1: both of them weren't home, both of them weren't answering
Speaker 1: their phone. So I'm kind of like, I see where
Speaker 1: this is going. Oh man, I mean, if you're a girl,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you think your roommates. It doesn't have anything to
Speaker 1: do with her being locked out. She wants to hook
Speaker 1: up with you, man, and you didn't ask her, you'd
Speaker 1: already you already hooked up once. I mean that's the assumption, right, Like,
Speaker 1: if you've already done it once, you're gonna do it again. Well,
Speaker 1: we didn't really hook up. Look up, we just you know,
Speaker 1: we hooked up. Well number right, I'm confused again. Okay,
Speaker 1: right down the door to her apartment. No, I mean
Speaker 1: I just said, hey, you could come stay with me.
Speaker 1: It's not a problem. So you know, I have an
Speaker 1: air mattress that I take camping that you could sleep on.
Speaker 1: So wait, Nate, I mean that's cool, Like I think
Speaker 1: that that's fine that you guys don't want to hook up.
Speaker 1: Hook up or hook up. I don't know which one.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't. I didn't want to impose just
Speaker 1: because we had hooked up in the past that's considered.
Speaker 1: Did she agree to that? Yeah? She came back and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, we watched a little TV, but we were tired,
Speaker 1: blew up the air mattress, turned the TV off, and
Speaker 1: then just kind of went to sleep, and I went
Speaker 1: in my room and that was it. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I wish I knew she was coming over. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: did this whole encounter end? I woke up the next
Speaker 1: morning and she's gone. Huh. So she called an uber
Speaker 1: or one of her roommates or something to come pick
Speaker 1: her up. You must have but I go where she
Speaker 1: was sleeping, where the air mattress. The air mattress is flat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gave her a mattress with a
Speaker 1: hole in it. I mean I had had that air
Speaker 1: mattress for like at least three years. I take it camping.
Speaker 1: It's a queen size air mattress. Thing is, the thing
Speaker 1: is very expensive, Okay. So I'm like looking at it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, did she pull the plug on it?
Speaker 1: There's a hole in it? Oh no, No, it's an
Speaker 1: air mattress. Like to have one for three years is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is a luxury air It's a Gucci air mattress. Brooke. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it was like two hundred bucks. Dang wow. So wait,
Speaker 1: what are you saying? Like you're sad that she had
Speaker 1: to sleep on the floor instead of an air mattress.
Speaker 1: Are you sad that I'm kind of I'm kind of
Speaker 1: pissed about the air mattress, to be honest with. So
Speaker 1: are we calling her now so she can reimburse you
Speaker 1: for the air mattress or do you actually want to
Speaker 1: see her again? Well, first I want to ask her
Speaker 1: what happened with the air mattress, Okay, and then maybe
Speaker 1: get another date. I don't know. That hole is kind
Speaker 1: of suspicious. You are a strange man. I just feel
Speaker 1: like you may just have to take the loss. No,
Speaker 1: but I also feel like you're trying to do things right.
Speaker 1: I just don't think they're going right right. Well, in
Speaker 1: the accusation that she destroyed your air Matt, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: probably not going to go over a while. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we won't bring that up, but we will play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call Chanel, and we'll try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update. Okay, Nate, I'm really
Speaker 1: really hung up on the Sara matches. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: we'll do it after this. Right. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update, we're speaking to a
Speaker 1: modern day Lancelot, a true Charlatan of chivalry. His name
Speaker 1: is Nate. He met a fair maiden named Chanelle on
Speaker 1: holiday atop a mountain magical where they engaged in some
Speaker 1: old fashioned buggery, and after that trip they went on
Speaker 1: a date back home again, where he drove her to
Speaker 1: a bar in his lifted pickup truck. Yes, at the
Speaker 1: end of the night, she did get locked out of
Speaker 1: her apartment, and like a true gentleman. He offered to
Speaker 1: let her sleep on the floor of his living room
Speaker 1: on a two hundred dollar air mattres yea. The next
Speaker 1: morning was very upsetting for Nate because not only was
Speaker 1: Chanelle gone, but his mattress was popped a luxury mattress
Speaker 1: And where did Chanelle Go's that right, Nate? Look, I
Speaker 1: could pick up the sarcasm in your voice, but I
Speaker 1: really want to get to the bottom of the air
Speaker 1: mattress ordeal. So me too. Well, I think where you
Speaker 1: went wrong is the true gentleman move is to offer
Speaker 1: her your bed and you sleep on the couch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I thought that would make her feel uncomfortable being
Speaker 1: in a strange bed in a strange room all by herself.
Speaker 1: You know, So you think she took that anger out
Speaker 1: on your air mattress. I really want to make accusations,
Speaker 1: but I'm suspicious. Now, okay, okay, all right, Well, let's
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this mystery. We're gonna call
Speaker 1: Chanelle right now. Well, let's let's figure out the important
Speaker 1: stuff first. What did she do to your poor helpless
Speaker 1: match for us? I'll tell you right now. She gets
Speaker 1: another date with me if we can get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of it, all right, I like it. All right,
Speaker 1: let's find out here we go. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Chanelle please? This is Chanelle. Hi, Chanelle, my
Speaker 1: name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Do you have a moment to talk with us? Okay,
Speaker 1: what is this about? This is about a segment that
Speaker 1: we do called a second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if they're not calling you back, you can reach out
Speaker 1: to our show and we'll call them for you to
Speaker 1: try and figure out the reason why. Okay, so somebody
Speaker 1: called you about me. Yes, you're quick, Chanelle, I know
Speaker 1: right now. Sometimes we spend like ten minutes trying to
Speaker 1: explain how this works to people, and we're like, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: they want to get in touch with you. But the
Speaker 1: guy that emailed us about you, his name is Nate.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding? I'm not kidding as
Speaker 1: totally as that was like something Nate would do. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Nate told us about your interactions together, and he seems
Speaker 1: like an interesting guy. Yeah, he is quite interesting, a
Speaker 1: little awkward, Okay, I mean it sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time together. From what he told us.
Speaker 1: In fact, he said that you guys hooked up, but
Speaker 1: not hooked up, hooked up just we couldn't really tell
Speaker 1: what he was saying. Honestly, it was something in the mountains. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you may have kissed, We're not sure. We didn't really
Speaker 1: hook up in the mountains. And I could tell that
Speaker 1: maybe he was a little nervous, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: give him another chance. He's cute, he's charming in like
Speaker 1: a weird way. But even after the second time and
Speaker 1: we you know, we had some drinks and I thought
Speaker 1: he'd loosen up a little bit. I started to think
Speaker 1: that maybe he wasn't into me, or maybe he was
Speaker 1: a virgin, because he just was so awkward. He didn't
Speaker 1: touch me, he like, I think he was just trying
Speaker 1: to be like polite and be chivalrous and not take
Speaker 1: things too quickly. But you can do that. You can
Speaker 1: do that and still like cool. Understand when someone's blatantly
Speaker 1: hitting on you. I mean, what was going through your
Speaker 1: head when he's blowing up the air mattress? Then, well,
Speaker 1: first off, I was super confused and why he was
Speaker 1: pretty much forcing me to sleep on this air mattress.
Speaker 1: Like I even told him. I was like, it's cool,
Speaker 1: I don't mind if we snuggle a little bit, like
Speaker 1: trying to ease my way in and not make him
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. But he just was very persistent that I
Speaker 1: sleep on the hair mattress. So I rolled my eyes
Speaker 1: in defiance, but I clubbed on the air mattress anyways. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: the air mattress is actually a little bit of a
Speaker 1: point of contention with Nate. What do you mean, Well,
Speaker 1: because when he went out the next morning, he saw
Speaker 1: that you weren't in the apartment anymore, and his air
Speaker 1: mattress had a hole in it. Yeah, it lasted like
Speaker 1: three minutes. I slept on it. I rolled around a
Speaker 1: little bit. I could hear the air wheezing out of
Speaker 1: it as I was laying on it. Oh, and you
Speaker 1: just know it's going to be a terrible night. At
Speaker 1: what point did you leave? Did you wait till you
Speaker 1: were fully on the ground, or did you fail on
Speaker 1: the air mattress before it was delated. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: little bit more. I guess. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should even indulge, but I felt like at this point
Speaker 1: you guys know everything. So I did get up, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe a half hour afterwards. I was just super uncomfortable
Speaker 1: on the air mattress and I was gonna go sneak
Speaker 1: into his bed. You know. We kind of pulled around
Speaker 1: a little bit in the bed and hooked up, and
Speaker 1: I thought, you know that maybe he just needed me
Speaker 1: to make the first move. Yeah. Yeah, Well the next morning,
Speaker 1: when I woke up, I rolled over it and it
Speaker 1: was not Nate. It was his roommate. What wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: and what happened? So I thought that there was only
Speaker 1: one bedroom. Apparently there were two bedrooms, and his roommate
Speaker 1: had like the same build in the same hairstyle, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a little bit tipsy. So I had a
Speaker 1: good time with him, and I really thought, I was
Speaker 1: like me, surprise me, Wow, this is cool. My god,
Speaker 1: you looked up with his roommate. You're the aggressor here,
Speaker 1: and you didn't realize till the morning. Yeah, the next morning,
Speaker 1: and the sun rays were coming through the curtains and
Speaker 1: I obviously made a mistake, and I realized I made
Speaker 1: a mistake, so I called my roommate to get me
Speaker 1: the hell out of there. Can you imagine the roommate
Speaker 1: last night. I mean, he just went with it. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. The roommate just went with it. He didn't
Speaker 1: stop you and tell you, or I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: remember him trying to tell me. He definitely didn't try
Speaker 1: to stop me. I don't I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: didn't tell me because one, I think it break his
Speaker 1: poor heart. And two, I just don't want to be
Speaker 1: an awkward situation where I have to be around those
Speaker 1: two guys. Chanel, I hate to break this to you,
Speaker 1: but you did kind of tell me. Wait what, I
Speaker 1: didn't tell you this, but Nate's been on the other
Speaker 1: line listening, and he heard everything that you said. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're kidding Chanel. Hi, Oh my god, me
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Yeah, that that was quite an earful.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really definitely didn't mean for it to
Speaker 1: go down that way. But oh no, no, I don't
Speaker 1: think you can blame Chanella on this one. I think
Speaker 1: that it's all your roommates bad, Nate. I mean, she
Speaker 1: was just trying to come in and have some sexy
Speaker 1: time with you, right, And I mean, look, you know,
Speaker 1: things like that happened. But we gotta talk though, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I felt like you were redicting me, So
Speaker 1: even if they happened in your room, you probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: have done anything. No, No, listen, hey, you know it
Speaker 1: happens to the best of us. I want to talk
Speaker 1: about you know, the air mattress you were sleeping on. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: the air mattress that deflated five minutes into me laying
Speaker 1: on it. I wouldn't even call it sleeping. No, there
Speaker 1: was a hole in that air mattress, obviously, I'm just
Speaker 1: curious as to how that happened. Nate. You don't care
Speaker 1: about her hooking up with your roommate, No, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's what are you gonna do? Man? You know, I
Speaker 1: want to know what happened. Did you have something sharp
Speaker 1: in your pockets? I didn't even have pockets made. I
Speaker 1: was wearing a dress. I didn't have pockets. I don't
Speaker 1: have any sharp jewelry. If you really think I popped
Speaker 1: that air mattress, you're delusional, Nate. The description sounds like
Speaker 1: it was not in the best shape. That's a two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars air mat I've been taking that camping for
Speaker 1: three years. That there was nothing wrong with Do you
Speaker 1: think that maybe it got a hole in it, and
Speaker 1: those many times you were taking a camping. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you're blaming me for this. I'm twice the size
Speaker 1: of you, and every it was fine when I left
Speaker 1: on it. If you knew it was deflating, why didn't
Speaker 1: you come and get me? You woke me up, she
Speaker 1: tried me. I just really don't understand, Like, did you
Speaker 1: hear what I said I hooked up with your roommate
Speaker 1: last night? Did he say anything to you? No? I mean, well,
Speaker 1: he started a conversation about you, and then we kind
Speaker 1: of just you know, and then he went on a
Speaker 1: hand in about your stupid hair matchet that was already
Speaker 1: deflated before you gave it to me. Well, him and
Speaker 1: I him and I went over and looked at it.
Speaker 1: We were trying to figure out a way we could
Speaker 1: patch the hole. I mean, you came up in conversation.
Speaker 1: But wait, so did you know Wait? Did you already
Speaker 1: know that this happened? Nate? I actually had no idea
Speaker 1: that that went down. But I want to get back
Speaker 1: to the matter at hand here. I need you to
Speaker 1: really really just think back to that night. I mean
Speaker 1: as much as you could possibly remember, Okay, Nate. You
Speaker 1: know what, I think we're running out of time to
Speaker 1: learn all the details about your mattress. At this point,
Speaker 1: there's probably no good time to do this. But let
Speaker 1: me just ask Chanel, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: on another date with Nate? We'll pay for it. You're kidding, right?
Speaker 1: I wish I was, but I have to ask you that.
Speaker 1: Um no, thank you. But if you can get his
Speaker 1: roommate's phone number for me, I might try bat again.
Speaker 1: Yeah sounds fun. Nate, could you email us your roommate's
Speaker 1: phone number? Perhaps, whatever, I'll give you his number. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm a little angry because you guys
Speaker 1: are supposed to help me out today. You know, we
Speaker 1: we we couldn't get to the bottom of what I
Speaker 1: want to get to the bottom of. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, No, your roommate got to the bottom first. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Point five