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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best ready go you've heard in a while, The jew Show.

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Speaker 1: What song gets you pumped up and ready to go

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Speaker 1: question because they actually did research and found that the

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Speaker 1: key to waking up in the morning isn't drinking, No,

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Speaker 1: getting bust fortunate before you go to the office. I know.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, no, waken bacon. No,

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Speaker 1: that's apparently not the best way to wake up, according

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Speaker 1: What alarm? Listen to something that actually gets you up.

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Speaker 1: No when it drop, you'll see it. It's kind of oh,

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Speaker 1: It reminds me of Vegas to Vegas. Yeah, don't you

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Speaker 1: My wake up song. I think I would choose this.

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Speaker 1: And all of his songs, every single one of his songs,

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Speaker 1: I said, not many people can do it. Jubil Just

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Speaker 1: that's very debatable, all right, the Jebil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: it's another Jubile phone Frameay mornings, that's one. Hello, Hi

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Speaker 1: is a Selene? Yes, who is this Selene? This is Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from mister Grunfeld's office. Um, are you you

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Speaker 1: It's a good time? Yes? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay, Hi, oh wow,

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Speaker 1: you can calm down with that. I mean, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward. Holds as Grundfel Grunfeld. Mister Grunfeld, I,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're kind of sounding a little garbled. Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you in like a bad reception area or something?

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Speaker 1: Should I it's not too early to drink? To drink? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's seven? H hi um. I was supposed to have

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Speaker 1: What thanks for holding it's Alexis. How can I help? Hi? Alexis,

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Speaker 1: I just got transferred over from Grunfeld and I how

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Speaker 1: can I help you? I don't know what's happening. I

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I was passed on from and then just

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Speaker 1: just hush, okay, I'm busy. So I'm going to transfer

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Speaker 1: transferred back to me. I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any control over who just hold I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry attitude. I don't need the attitude right now and

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Speaker 1: I just don't need it. Okay, this attitude? What is

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Speaker 1: happening going on? Is James Grunfeld? How mister Grenfeld? Is

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Speaker 1: this a Could we just maybe reschedule this another time time?

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Speaker 1: I just need you need an interview for the job.

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Speaker 1: Need hot chick on my desk? I'm sorry? What I

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Speaker 1: To wait? Wait once I let me check something. No,

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Speaker 1: don't put me on hold for the fifteenth time. What

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Speaker 1: from Evan and mister Grenfeld. Listen, mister Grenfeld sads something

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Speaker 1: horrible to me. He said that I was just interviewing

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Speaker 1: what is what is that about? So? Are you hot?

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Speaker 1: Normal on a scalp? And attend? Use me? Oh? How

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Speaker 1: are you? That's not a question you asked somebody? Well

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Speaker 1: I just did. Why are why are you working at

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Speaker 1: a place where you would have to rank how hot?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She won't. She won't answer me. As

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get this off the phone. I

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Speaker 1: ask you, what how much have you had to drink today?

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Speaker 1: Like a long subway sandwiches? Everyone shun't fight you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: going on over there again? Joke? Is he okay? What happened? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He's fine, he's fine. Fine, whatever your name is on

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Speaker 1: Just come in? No? No, no, I do not no, okay,

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Speaker 1: well not, well that's good because this is actually the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show and this is the prank phone call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: phone pranks. She's like staged the job interviewing everything. So

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Speaker 1: I do want to fighting for seven and I really

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Speaker 1: with Jewil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a secret to tell,

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Speaker 1: You'll never be judged unless you need to be That's true,

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. Is Marion Berry pie?

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Speaker 1: Delicious really good unrated pie. For the longest time, I

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Speaker 1: thought Mary and Barry were like people Mary, Mary and Barry.

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Speaker 1: Well there was Mary Mary, Yeah, Alex says. Alex says

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Speaker 1: and Barry who produce videos for the internet. Wonder and

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Speaker 1: Mary and Barry used to be it was Actually he

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Speaker 1: he had a big and he had a big scandal

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Speaker 1: because he got caught in his hotel room with drugs

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Speaker 1: in a prostitute. Marion Barry any valuable information, very valuable information.

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Speaker 1: Mary on berry Pie, though, is on the phone. What's up,

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Speaker 1: Marion Barry or Marion Barry him? Marian Berry. That's interesting name.

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Speaker 1: You are really confused by your own feeling. Is that

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Speaker 1: really a pie? I ever had marian berry before? Ye? No,

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Speaker 1: I can't have. It's like a raspberry blueberry, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like several different Oh well, actually makes sense because

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't eat yourself. Right. Well, Marion berry pie. Now

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Speaker 1: you have got a new pie to try. And then

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Speaker 1: also you have a dirty little secret to tell us.

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Speaker 1: I do have a dirty little secret. Well, so here

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Speaker 1: it goes. So I babysit for this discreet couple. They're divorced. Um,

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Speaker 1: I've been babysitting for them for a while, and you

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Speaker 1: know it's I've probably probably at least at least every

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Speaker 1: little dirty secret, but I just wanted to mention that.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, so my my dirty secret is is that

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Speaker 1: sometimes they both pay me without the other one knowing.

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Speaker 1: Oh double dipper, Yeah from both. I am getting paid

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Speaker 1: boy named Jubil. It's a quick read, all right. Text

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