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Speaker 1: now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: is here.

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Speaker 2: Steve.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my

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Speaker 1: thirty three year old boyfriend has been in jail for

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Speaker 1: most of our relationship. We met four years ago and

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Speaker 1: he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When

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Speaker 1: he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, and now that I am now that I

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Speaker 1: am pregnant, I'm not sure who the father is. My

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Speaker 1: boyfriend already has three children. So he won't be happy

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Speaker 1: about this. My ex just got married, so it would

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Speaker 1: be bad all the way around. If it's his child.

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Speaker 1: Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him

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Speaker 1: raise the child? Or tell my ex why.

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Speaker 2: I ain't raised him? From where? What does he fin?

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Speaker 2: What are you zooming?

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Speaker 3: You've been winning four years? He been locked up most

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Speaker 3: of the focus. He keep violating probation.

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Speaker 2: He can't.

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Speaker 3: He can't stay away from that now. So you've been

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Speaker 3: seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You don't know who

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Speaker 3: baby it is. He's married, but your ex is married,

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Speaker 3: So let me get this married. You just can't.

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Speaker 2: Get the right hand, dud.

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Speaker 3: The one you won't, you say you won't is in jail.

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Speaker 2: The one you're with is married. Now you're pregnant. You

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Speaker 2: don't know which one it is?

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Speaker 1: Right, She says, Her boyfriend in jail won't be happy

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Speaker 1: because he already has three kids.

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Speaker 2: The hell you're worrying about him being happy?

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Speaker 1: For about the pregnancy? Why you can't worry about him?

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Speaker 3: He got other issues even to be mad because you pregnant.

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Speaker 3: He ain't out here taking care of none of them. Homeboy,

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Speaker 3: I gotta get itself together, he gotta quit violating. He

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Speaker 3: got he got to come out here and do it now.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know.

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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong that that violation. Probation can be

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Speaker 3: for anything. I mean, they can come set you down

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Speaker 3: for anything. You can't be in the presence and nobody

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Speaker 3: with a weapon, you can't be in the president, nobody

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Speaker 3: with a record. You can't be within so much distance,

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Speaker 3: so this, that and the other. You can't get a ticket.

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Speaker 3: You can't do nothing for no pro base. It was

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Speaker 3: easy to violin, you know, but you got you need

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Speaker 3: to start picking better bakery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on Kelsey

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Speaker 1: and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old hairstylist

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Speaker 1: and one of my clients is messing with a married man.

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Speaker 1: That man's wife comes to another stylist in the salon,

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Speaker 1: and through other gossiping women in the salon, they found

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Speaker 1: out about each other. While my client was under the

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Speaker 1: dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote on it

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Speaker 1: with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me and the

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Speaker 1: other stylists should pay for the damage because she's too

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Speaker 1: ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I liable? Since

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Speaker 1: it was on my property.

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Speaker 3: No, whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if

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Speaker 3: you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.

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Speaker 3: Hush insurance is liable for that. You're not liable for that.

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Speaker 3: I don't see how you liable for that on your property.

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Speaker 1: Mess with a married man.

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Speaker 3: Anything cartails usually happen somewhere around somebody property.

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Speaker 2: Somebody owns that property all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know what to do something. No, you tripping?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: You you're worried about car. You're trying to get liability.

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Speaker 2: Put on the what the little girl? Come on, you

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Speaker 2: get your life together. You'all worry about the wrong stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's

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Speaker 1: see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I

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Speaker 1: have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He

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Speaker 1: plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,

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Speaker 1: and I've complained to him and management. He came over

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Speaker 1: the other day with a peace offering, and it was

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Speaker 1: not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension

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Speaker 1: with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.

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Speaker 1: He said he's ready for sex whenever I am. And

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Speaker 1: he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,

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Speaker 1: But I've never been in a situation like this. Is

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Speaker 1: it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?

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Speaker 2: Just go the way you think it was gonna go.

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Speaker 3: I thought he came over there with some weed or something.

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Speaker 3: He came over there, tongue kissing, left.

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Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, then he left.

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Speaker 3: Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.

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Speaker 3: Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me, blow all.

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Speaker 2: You won't, baby, you might have blown up back. She

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Speaker 2: will be glad when you coming back over.

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Speaker 1: But her question is is it a bad idea to

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Speaker 1: have sex with a neighbor?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He

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Speaker 3: just came over here and just mouth kissed you real hard.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking hard anybody.

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Speaker 2: And and he what what instrument is he blowing?

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Speaker 3: Fact?

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Speaker 2: Sex? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue way down yourself.

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Speaker 2: His tongue been on weeds and stuff all his boy.

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Speaker 3: Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kids.

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Speaker 2: You've been growing up in here.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you girls, it's inevitable. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know why you wrote this. You already know thated

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Speaker 3: what you do. You just said you want him so bad?

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Speaker 3: What's stopping you?

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Speaker 2: You already know it's gonna pop off.

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Speaker 3: But he blow one more damn note, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: go over there and straighten all this out.

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Speaker 2: You blow that horn again to see it on. I

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Speaker 2: come over there. We'll see who can kiss hard.

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Speaker 3: But what we are everybody gonna yeah, yeah, I call myself.

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Speaker 2: There. I stopped myself. I ain't even get it.

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Speaker 3: Everybody listening right now probably know what it was, and

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Speaker 3: then write your own joke.

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Speaker 2: It's gone.

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Speaker 1: Good morning radio, yeah, good morning.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, uh wow, look at the time we gotta go,

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Speaker 1: steel O. Thank you you're listening. Morning Show