Speaker 1: It is Jessie Kelly's Show having a blast tonight, final
Speaker 1: hour of the Jessie Kelly's Show. I should. While I'm
Speaker 1: while I'm telling you not to swim in floodwaters, I
Speaker 1: also should. Let's give some credit where its due. The
Speaker 1: best hurricane advice I've heard in a while came from
Speaker 1: the Old PRIs himself. Let me be clear. If you're
Speaker 1: in a state where hurricanes often strike, like Florida or
Speaker 1: the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of
Speaker 1: preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated. Not get vaccinated,
Speaker 1: all right, that's the most important part. Look, obviously you
Speaker 1: can stock up on water and get a generator in food.
Speaker 1: If you don't also include a blood clot in there,
Speaker 1: you're failing. You're not ready for hurricane Ian morons, all right.
Speaker 1: Johnny in Virginia, Johnny, hurricane story. Go yo, hey, man,
Speaker 1: know what's going on? Uh? Yeah, So I got it.
Speaker 1: I got dude, I got more stores in the Bible.
Speaker 1: The storm did Navy for twenty years. But I was
Speaker 1: down in uh in Key West with my old man,
Speaker 1: and he had a cooler full of beer after we'd
Speaker 1: strapped down the suburban the boat, but anchors, cement anchors
Speaker 1: and everything tied it down for Hurricane George, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was a ninety eight or I think. And
Speaker 1: as we're sitting on the leeward side of the house,
Speaker 1: it was up on stilts, were watching, you know, the
Speaker 1: seas come up. The title sir to come in and
Speaker 1: what starts floating away from under the house. His beer
Speaker 1: cooler full of old Milwaukee lighte full had he had
Speaker 1: probably on a four or five days full of beer
Speaker 1: in there. And he's like, son, go get that beer.
Speaker 1: It's floating out of the ocean. Jesse. I'm like, thirteen
Speaker 1: fourteen years always like go get it. As I looked
Speaker 1: at him up what and this is broad daylight too,
Speaker 1: and storm hit right in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1: It was awesome to be able to watch it all happened.
Speaker 1: And he's like, God, get my beard? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: What I'm about to do? Dan? The title st is
Speaker 1: already four or five feet above the ground level where
Speaker 1: we were at, floating out the sea. So it went
Speaker 1: in went, You're went swimming out, grabbed his beer, drugged
Speaker 1: the cooler back in. He's setting up top with one
Speaker 1: of those big old school VHS cam quarters, the full
Speaker 1: sized thing. We're cording the whole thing, watching me do it.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Go get my bear. Oh gosh, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll get back to these in a minute. I do
Speaker 1: have to address something, all right, quit quit, I gotta focus.
Speaker 1: Couple of stories today GM is announcing problems, huge, huge
Speaker 1: employee revolt, huge problems. Why what's prompting this whole thing?
Speaker 1: People aren't coming back into the office. GM DeLay's return
Speaker 1: to office after employee uproar quote General Motors is doomed.
Speaker 1: And then I saw this Act your wage is the
Speaker 1: new quiet quitting. Apparently that's also a thing as well, Chris,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I have this right. Quiet
Speaker 1: quitting that's when you just stop showing up, right, That's
Speaker 1: that's basically what quiet quitting is. How would you know
Speaker 1: a quiet quitting was the thing? But now it's act
Speaker 1: your wage. And this is apparently something that is catching
Speaker 1: on with newer generations to where you refuse any tasks
Speaker 1: you're given that you think are not wage appropriate, and
Speaker 1: you don't do the task of more than one person.
Speaker 1: You only do what you want to do. And so
Speaker 1: allow me to offend everybody here. Actually that's not true.
Speaker 1: Allow me to offend the losers here. Show up on time,
Speaker 1: don't leave early, don't office gossip, do not return to
Speaker 1: the boss. Don't let him see your face again after
Speaker 1: he gives you a task until that task is complete.
Speaker 1: Those four things require no skills, none whatsoever, zero skill none.
Speaker 1: And yet if you do those four things, you will
Speaker 1: be in the top ten percent of employees in this country.
Speaker 1: And that's mainly because the employees in this country so
Speaker 1: many have taken on this attitude. I'm not doing it
Speaker 1: not for that wage. I'm not coming back into work
Speaker 1: for GM. I want to work for home. I like
Speaker 1: working in my jammies. Okay. The guy who's been going
Speaker 1: into work, you know what else he's been doing. He's
Speaker 1: not only been working, he's been working in front of
Speaker 1: the boss. The boss at any moment can look out
Speaker 1: his office and see that guy working. When the boss
Speaker 1: decides three o'clock on a Friday afternoon, hey guys, hey damm,
Speaker 1: we've had a good week. You know what, We're all
Speaker 1: going out for a beer. You know who's there? That guy?
Speaker 1: You know who's not you? Because you're not getting a
Speaker 1: zoom invite when you're at home and you're jammies. You
Speaker 1: know who gets to show up and do what he
Speaker 1: wants to do at work? It's not the loser who
Speaker 1: feels like they've been given too much work. It's the performer.
Speaker 1: You see, you are disposable to your employer. Believe me
Speaker 1: when I tell you we all are. Every single human
Speaker 1: being who has an employer, You're all disposable. How disposable
Speaker 1: is up to you. Ask yourself this, how easily can
Speaker 1: I be replaced? If the answer to that question is easy,
Speaker 1: you have no job security whatsoever? Or ask yourself this,
Speaker 1: Have I made myself indispensable to the boss? Or maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it's easier just to put it this way. Do
Speaker 1: I make my boss's life easier? If the answer to
Speaker 1: that question is yes, you have job security? Chris Michael,
Speaker 1: I actually don't even I'm not even sure what they make,
Speaker 1: but I guarantee they don't probably make as much as
Speaker 1: they should right now. Remember the show just got nashurally
Speaker 1: syndicated a year ago with Premier and what I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm sure they don't. You know what, you know what
Speaker 1: Chris and Michael would be doing a year from now
Speaker 1: if they acted their wage? I don't know, but they'd
Speaker 1: be doing it for someone else. I promise you that much.
Speaker 1: But instead, they show up on time, they don't leave early.
Speaker 1: They show it. They're here before I'm here. They're putting
Speaker 1: an extra time. When I'm ranting on something in the show.
Speaker 1: Oftentimes they'll just pull out an article or pull out
Speaker 1: a piece of audio I wasn't even thinking of. Makes
Speaker 1: the show better, makes my life easier. Guess who's going
Speaker 1: to be employed with me for a very, very very
Speaker 1: long time. Chris and Michael. Oh, they could absolutely act
Speaker 1: their wage. No, I'm not doing that, Jesse, that's too
Speaker 1: much for me. Okay, good, good deal, good deal. You're gone.
Speaker 1: You're gone the second I find someone to replace you,
Speaker 1: you're gone. Because we're all disposable. You can teach your
Speaker 1: children this, show up on time, don't leave early, don't
Speaker 1: office gossip. And this is a huge one that people
Speaker 1: do not understand because they don't understand their place in
Speaker 1: the world. The boss gives you a task. I tell Chris, hey,
Speaker 1: we need a Biden mashup of Biden's stumbling. The next
Speaker 1: time I see Chris's face or hear from Chris, it
Speaker 1: better be with a presentation. Of Joe Biden's stumbling and
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's sounding stupid. What I don't want to see
Speaker 1: is this. I don't want to see Chris's face five
Speaker 1: minutes later, saying well, I don't know. I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of these things are hard to find. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: The computers messed up. I don't care. I gave you
Speaker 1: a task. I don't want to hear from you again
Speaker 1: until it's done. And guess what your job as an
Speaker 1: employee is to make my job easier. And if you
Speaker 1: do that, you get to keep your job and you
Speaker 1: make more money. Now, I realize we're in this new
Speaker 1: generation now where you're not supposed to talk like that. No,
Speaker 1: no one can pick themselves up by their brooch drafts Jesse.
Speaker 1: I realize we have an entire generation of weapons grade
Speaker 1: losers who haven't found a way to get ahead, don't
Speaker 1: think they'll be able to get ahead. That's you under
Speaker 1: selling yourself, by the way. If that's you, you can
Speaker 1: and so instead they prefer to wine and make excuses. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, the economy sucks. That's the bad news. You
Speaker 1: know what the good news is, there are so many
Speaker 1: dorks and idiots and lazy losers in this society, in
Speaker 1: our employment now that if you simply work a little
Speaker 1: harder and rise above, you can make a fortune. Let
Speaker 1: the guy in the cubicle next to you, he wants
Speaker 1: to stay on me, he likes zoom calls. Let him
Speaker 1: do that. You get up in the morning, put on
Speaker 1: some khakis, and get your butt into work. And when
Speaker 1: the boss comes and says, hey, you want to hit
Speaker 1: you want to go play golf, you want to play
Speaker 1: nine holes at lunch today, you say yes, and you
Speaker 1: smile at the fact you're out there making money for
Speaker 1: yourself and your family. Act your wage. Gosh, what a
Speaker 1: bunch of losers. Act your freaking wage. Look, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. I sounded like a grumpy old man there.
Speaker 1: I know I did. I could. I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1: I couldn't help myself. All right, I'll get back to
Speaker 1: these fun or funny things that happened to you during
Speaker 1: an actual disaster. I got myself all fired up, Chris. Look,
Speaker 1: it's corporate America has done it to themselves. So that's
Speaker 1: part of the reason I love pure talking. I talk
Speaker 1: about pure talk a lot. Part of the reason I
Speaker 1: love pure talk is they figured out you need to
Speaker 1: cut a lot of this gunk out because all it
Speaker 1: does is cost the company and cost the customer money.
Speaker 1: You know why, The average family saves over nine hundred
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Speaker 1: you to stop in at the mall where you pay
Speaker 1: for extra store overhead and extra employees you don't need.
Speaker 1: They're all about providing great customer service, American customer service
Speaker 1: on the phone with someone who speaks English. Keep your phone,
Speaker 1: keep your number, or get a new phone in number.
Speaker 1: It's all done by phone, all done by the mail.
Speaker 1: It's cake. It takes less than ten minutes to switch.
Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, they share your values. That's
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Speaker 1: get back to your horrors, well, fun stories and funny stories.
Speaker 1: Let's first of all here from Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman,
Speaker 1: and make sure you take advantage of this amazing opportunity
Speaker 1: to the only thing you have stand to lose is
Speaker 1: your record. Get it in. Thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: don't know what any of that means. Did they? Did they?
Speaker 1: Anyone catch any of that? Look? One last thing, as
Speaker 1: long as I'm playing mean Uncle Jesse, when it comes
Speaker 1: to employment, remember what determines your wages, what determines how
Speaker 1: your employer treats you is your performance. It's not your personality.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna wake up one day and think you're awesome.
Speaker 1: You get paid on the scarcity of your marketable skills.
Speaker 1: Be honest with yourself. How many people can do what
Speaker 1: you do. If the answer is a lot, you can't
Speaker 1: make any money. If the answer is not many, you're
Speaker 1: gonna make a ton of money as long as it's marketable. Look,
Speaker 1: I've worked in sales before. You know I sold r
Speaker 1: vs of one of my many jobs before I did this.
Speaker 1: You know who better show up early every single day,
Speaker 1: and the coffee pot better be rolling, and he better
Speaker 1: volunteer to go out and buy lunch. The guy who
Speaker 1: misses his sales numbers all the time, you know, and
Speaker 1: I've personally witnessed this. You know who can show up
Speaker 1: hungover an hour late for work on a Saturday. The
Speaker 1: number one sales guy in the office. You know who
Speaker 1: can take an extra day off? Nope, not even an excuse.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to screw off the number one sales
Speaker 1: guy in the office. If you're number ten, get your
Speaker 1: butt to work. That's the way life works. That's the
Speaker 1: way it's always gonna work. I don't care what you
Speaker 1: millennials thinking that. I don't care what you think gen
Speaker 1: Z or whatever, how much you think that's changed. All right,
Speaker 1: Robert Tennessee go, hey, yeah, I love your show. I
Speaker 1: listened to it. They were not you're number one in
Speaker 1: my book, you're the man. Shit, uh go, Robert go.
Speaker 1: I was working in this shoplift man and this woman
Speaker 1: doing her text thing, you know, and this one comes
Speaker 1: up her and she said, hey, Robert, you're out of here.
Speaker 1: It's tornado. Tornado tonatos. Ah. That's the time I got outside.
Speaker 1: I got whacked the back of him and piece of ruben.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a funny uh Ron not Ron clean.
Speaker 1: I paid too much attention to politics. Ron somebody one
Speaker 1: of the rednecks of comedy, Chris the Ron Run White,
Speaker 1: Run White, Run White, hilarious comedian. He does a funny
Speaker 1: bit on tornadoes of some guy who's strapped himself to
Speaker 1: a tree, and he says, it's not that the wind
Speaker 1: is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing. That's the
Speaker 1: important part. Eric in Pennsylvania, go, hey, you knew me
Speaker 1: up just because what was going on. Carry a clipboard
Speaker 1: or a Manila foulder with papers in it, even when
Speaker 1: you go to the men's room. That was your last dissertation.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to go back to I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: Michael and Jersey, go put your seatbelts on America, buckle off.
Speaker 1: My life in my times machine gun Kelly, Here we
Speaker 1: go and live on River Road and a shore was
Speaker 1: a river road. On September fifth last year, I'd a
Speaker 1: hit late at night, all rain all night long. I
Speaker 1: was woke up. My bed was flowing three feet wore
Speaker 1: in my room. I jumped up out of bed. I
Speaker 1: squeezed my car, my car. I just got done fixing everything.
Speaker 1: On that thirty eighth jimmy my car. I rapped in
Speaker 1: the back window. I looked at the back window. How
Speaker 1: feet the water over the top of my car and
Speaker 1: the and the river the sewer river, like you said,
Speaker 1: it's all sewer, It's all sew. Rich and lived at
Speaker 1: my car. I had six hundred fifty dollars and hundreds
Speaker 1: in the ash right car. I started going after it
Speaker 1: down the river. Saw fifty dollars my car is callay
Speaker 1: with the machine please, we're in the machine gun, Michael.
Speaker 1: I do want to, I I do want to. I hate
Speaker 1: to sound like circle jen sake, but I do need
Speaker 1: to circle back on something here real quick. You had
Speaker 1: six hundred and fifty dollars in the ash tray. How
Speaker 1: long have you been dealing drugs? Jesse? Jesse, I think
Speaker 1: we lost Michael. Maybe he's in an the hurricanes. We
Speaker 1: speak Russ and spoken go. So I'm sixteen years old.
Speaker 1: I'm two hundred and fifty miles away from Mount Saint Helens.
Speaker 1: It blows its stack at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: It turns pitch black, I mean nighttime, and so what
Speaker 1: about three o'clock the ash starts falling out of the sky.
Speaker 1: My cousin and I were driving all around town. The
Speaker 1: toy Town is deserted. We have this ash cloud behind us.
Speaker 1: We're tearing the town up on sixty fift town, making
Speaker 1: a mess out of it. We were loving it. That's so.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really terrible, and I feel bad about
Speaker 1: all the property loss and lots of life and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry everybody. If I remember right, I remember, man,
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about this in Ages Mount Saint Helen's.
Speaker 1: If I remember it, there was some dude who lived
Speaker 1: on the mountain, like a shack or a cabin, maybe
Speaker 1: on the mountain on Mount Saint Helen's. When it blew,
Speaker 1: he had refused to evacuate. It was something it might
Speaker 1: be a woman. Look this up, fellas, make sure I'm
Speaker 1: not screwing this up. It decided I live here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna die here. And he just stayed up there and
Speaker 1: just died with a dag on thing eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. Something fun or
Speaker 1: funny that happened to you during a hurricane. Now remember
Speaker 1: the gentleman who brought wine into the attic with him.
Speaker 1: There's no judgment here, but if that happens to happen
Speaker 1: to you tonight or any other night, I'm not Tony.
Speaker 1: Don't bring the wine. Bring some chalk along too, Natural
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Speaker 1: we'll be back. So it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: And I told you it was gonna be a good night.
Speaker 1: That was Chris's theme song. We came in on. Don't forget.
Speaker 1: We are starting a new band, Deleterious Consequences. I'm the
Speaker 1: frontman in air guitar Chris is going to play the
Speaker 1: symbols or something. Michael's going to play the saxophone. But
Speaker 1: we're pretty I'm excited to be a singer songwriter on
Speaker 1: top of a world famous deleterious consequences, and I can
Speaker 1: see me pouring my soul into the microphone. Chris. Honestly,
Speaker 1: people will feel, they'll feel my music. I can feel
Speaker 1: it now. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: jesse kellyshow dot com. Quick heads up, have to give you. Well,
Speaker 1: look I gotta step into some journalism. It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 1: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jessie. Apparently
Speaker 1: there's a tornado warning now in Broward County, Florida. Remember sadly,
Speaker 1: tornadoes often accompany gigantic hurricane, So just keep those people
Speaker 1: in your prayers. Everyone stay safe out there. Now. I
Speaker 1: haven't brought up the Nordstream to pipeline thing yet. Woke
Speaker 1: up today. Maybe you saw it. Maybe you didn't. Nordstream too.
Speaker 1: Remember it's gas from Russia to Germany. That's what it is,
Speaker 1: big pipeline. It blew up now pipelines like that. From
Speaker 1: what I understand, I'm not an expert on blowing up pipelines.
Speaker 1: I've never blown one up in my life actually, but
Speaker 1: from what I understand, it's not. That's not an easy task.
Speaker 1: You don't walk up and just throw a grenade at
Speaker 1: a pipeline like that and blow it up. That's not
Speaker 1: at all how it works. It looks as if it
Speaker 1: was a professional job. Now people have been digging up
Speaker 1: all day this little tidbit from the commander in chief.
Speaker 1: This is a little old, but they're playing it for
Speaker 1: obvious reasons. Let me answer the first question for US.
Speaker 1: If Germany, if if Russian invades that means tanks or
Speaker 1: troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, then there will
Speaker 1: be there will be no longer Norse Team too. We
Speaker 1: will bring it into it. But how will you how
Speaker 1: will you do that? Exactly? Since the project and control
Speaker 1: of the project is within Germany's control, we will, I
Speaker 1: promise you, we'll be able to do it. We've had
Speaker 1: this talk before, actually, when it comes to the Russia
Speaker 1: Ukraine thing, let's have a talk again. It's honestly, it's
Speaker 1: something we've joked so much about that we probably, And
Speaker 1: I'm just as guilty this as you. I'm probably more guilty.
Speaker 1: We've joked so much about Joe's inability to think and
Speaker 1: his rapidly declining state that we lose sight of the
Speaker 1: fact there can be real world changing consequences when the
Speaker 1: commander in chief is not able to control his mouth
Speaker 1: and his thoughts. Remember when Joe Biden said, he said
Speaker 1: it right away. He's done this several times. He said,
Speaker 1: when Russia was flirting with invading Ukraine, he got up
Speaker 1: to the microphone and he said, well, it's one thing
Speaker 1: if it's a minor incursion. It's another thing if it's
Speaker 1: a major one. And immediately everyone the White House freaked
Speaker 1: out and they all tried to walk back what he said.
Speaker 1: And I feel like he didn't say. Do you remember
Speaker 1: when he said this, Russia will be held accountable if
Speaker 1: it invades and it depends on what it does. It's
Speaker 1: one thing, it's a minor incursion, and then we end
Speaker 1: up having to fight about what to do and not do, etc.
Speaker 1: What a ridiculous thing to say. But why would he
Speaker 1: say that, Why would he come out and say something
Speaker 1: like that, Why would he give away the game? What's
Speaker 1: happening there. Here's what's happening. We have a dementia addled
Speaker 1: president who's no longer able to think straight, and he's
Speaker 1: no longer able to properly filter what comes through his mind.
Speaker 1: He can't do it, he can't filter it out. However,
Speaker 1: he is also the commander in chief. He has the
Speaker 1: highest level of security clearance in the United States of America.
Speaker 1: He's also given a brief. It's actually called the President's
Speaker 1: Daily Brief. Just like my boy Brian Dean writes a podcast.
Speaker 1: He gets a brief every day from the Intel community,
Speaker 1: the highest secrets in there. He meets with military advisors.
Speaker 1: Now that's okay, except for the President of the United
Speaker 1: States of America is then unable to leave that situation
Speaker 1: and not repeat the things that he has just discussed
Speaker 1: with the people there. When Joe Biden said, it's one
Speaker 1: thing if it's a minor incursion, and everyone freaked and
Speaker 1: they tried to walk it back. I told you when
Speaker 1: that happened. I told you what happened. He met with
Speaker 1: his staff and that's what they decided, and no one
Speaker 1: reinforced to Joe that you can't tell everyone that. So
Speaker 1: when he's asked. He can't control himself. He just comes
Speaker 1: out with it. It's also why he told him long ago, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna blow up your pipeline. Let me answer
Speaker 1: the first question first. If Germany, if Russian invades that
Speaker 1: means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again,
Speaker 1: then there will be it will be no longer on
Speaker 1: ours team too. We will bring it into it. But
Speaker 1: how will you how will you do that? Exactly? Since
Speaker 1: the project in control of the project is within Germany's control,
Speaker 1: we will, I promise you, we'll be able to do it.
Speaker 1: That's Joe Biden being a national security threat once again.
Speaker 1: Why would he do that? Even the reporter was stunned,
Speaker 1: What do you mean, It's not your pipeline, it's it's Russia's,
Speaker 1: it's Germany's, it's it's not yours. Joe Biden had just
Speaker 1: had that discussion, i'm sure, with his staff, with his
Speaker 1: intail officers, with his military guys, and they told him that.
Speaker 1: And Joe Biden, because he's not in control of himself anymore,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden got up in front of the whole world
Speaker 1: and said it, Well, if it was really us who
Speaker 1: did it, and I'm not exactly some Russian fan, but
Speaker 1: if it was really US who did it, that's an
Speaker 1: overt act of war. If the United States of America
Speaker 1: sent a seal team underneath the water to detonate the
Speaker 1: Nordstream two pipeline, that's an act of war with a
Speaker 1: nuclear power and a head of state who, if intel
Speaker 1: is to be believed, is dying. This is something we
Speaker 1: lose sight of. These are the stakes in the game now.
Speaker 1: I don't care where you're hearing the sound of my voice,
Speaker 1: whether you're in one of the fifty States, whether you're international,
Speaker 1: wherever you sit right now, as you hear the sound
Speaker 1: of my voice, Russia has the ability to make you
Speaker 1: glow in the dark. This is the problem when you
Speaker 1: elect a man who can't function, and when you have
Speaker 1: a media that is so communistic I don't think that's
Speaker 1: a word, but so subversive, so in the tank for
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party that they allow a man to campaign
Speaker 1: from his basement without continuus hard questions about his ability
Speaker 1: to function, just so they could get rid of Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: You very well could end up with nuclear war because
Speaker 1: of that. If we end up with a nuclear war,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying we're going to the American media will
Speaker 1: be as responsible for it as anyone else. That's simply
Speaker 1: a fact. All right, Frank and Georgia, give me a
Speaker 1: fun or funny natural disaster story. Go well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how funny you might find this, but I was
Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps from two thousand and one to
Speaker 1: two thousand and six, and we lived through a hurricane
Speaker 1: at New River Air Station in Jacksonville, North Carolina, in
Speaker 1: the barracks. Now, while we were there, one of the
Speaker 1: evenings of the hurricane, the MPs showed up right slashing
Speaker 1: and everything so forth. What had happened is one of
Speaker 1: the Lance corporals up on the third dick he for
Speaker 1: some reason why, he got really in toxic k and
Speaker 1: he began to break beer bottles in against the shower
Speaker 1: tile in the head of his bears, and he cut himself,
Speaker 1: cut his hands up well. When he saw that, it
Speaker 1: freaked him out, he walked out into his room, ripped
Speaker 1: the doors off of his wall locker, and threw him
Speaker 1: over the barrier of the catwalk down to the ground.
Speaker 1: And as we were there, I didn't actually see while
Speaker 1: I walked out in my barcks room. When I heard
Speaker 1: the syrens and all that. I saw the wall locker
Speaker 1: doors laid on the grass down there, and I saw
Speaker 1: them put him in handcuffs. He cut up, bleeding and everything,
Speaker 1: and took him over to PMO for process. PMO Chris
Speaker 1: is looking to be weird. PMOS Provost Marshall's office. Remember
Speaker 1: in the Marines, it's not the it's not really the
Speaker 1: military police. It's the pro those marshals, the pms at
Speaker 1: the promos, the provost marshals, the head cop on a base.
Speaker 1: That's who the Provost Marshal was. Man, I've seen Marines
Speaker 1: do some really dumb things, all right, alright, you know,
Speaker 1: speaking of dumb things, you know, it's really stupid buying
Speaker 1: your shrimp from communists. That's really stupid. And I can't
Speaker 1: point fingers. I had no earthly idea that ninety five
Speaker 1: of shrimp that you eat and I eat comes from overseas,
Speaker 1: often countries that despise us. And I also didn't know
Speaker 1: that there was an American company. American shrimpers been doing
Speaker 1: it for a long time, even during COVID. During COVID,
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Speaker 1: Kelly backs in Jesse Kelly Show final segment of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Don't forget. You can email me Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show dot com. Let's motor through these you're fun or
Speaker 1: funny hurricane story, well not hurricane natural disaster stories before
Speaker 1: we get onto headlines. I didn't get to Mike and Denver.
Speaker 1: Go hey, I see, so we gotta ramp up the pacer,
Speaker 1: all right, gott to ramp up the pace. Cindy, Indianapolis,
Speaker 1: go hey. Um. In the late eighties, I worked yet
Speaker 1: I lived in um UH in Saint Petersburg, Florida, so
Speaker 1: you could actually see my plot uh Tampa for my
Speaker 1: place in the late eighties with my ex husband and
Speaker 1: we lived in this three story um It's an older
Speaker 1: condo complex or like seventy two units, and it was
Speaker 1: an all adult Now I'm not weird, all adults just
Speaker 1: and there were all so yeah, exactly right, I'm with
Speaker 1: bro and Uh. We had were to evacuate. Instead, what
Speaker 1: we did was got up on the um. Everybody got
Speaker 1: everything out of their freezers and UH got up on
Speaker 1: the roof and we had we grilled out and drave
Speaker 1: beer and drank all the booze and when the National
Speaker 1: Guard came by, we offered them drinks and pretty much
Speaker 1: it had a good time. But it was not the
Speaker 1: smartest thing to David. We did have a good time
Speaker 1: up there, so I can't kill her for that. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest with you. Every hurricane I've ever been through,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much how we've done it ed in Boston.
Speaker 1: Go hey, good after it easing. Um. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the one that I remember the most is the use
Speaker 1: of the seventy eight. I don't know enough for that,
Speaker 1: but I was got about four feet of snow in
Speaker 1: two days, and uh so on the second holders the
Speaker 1: ten kids. So I guess it gets elected to go
Speaker 1: and get the milk there. So I got to the store.
Speaker 1: I strapped these two gallons of milk over my shoulders
Speaker 1: with the belt, and I sat walking back home, and
Speaker 1: I'm on Beach Road, and uh, all of a sudden
Speaker 1: I realized I was slipping on my feet were slipping.
Speaker 1: I was walking on the RUSS cars. So gosh, Ruby
Speaker 1: and let it go. Ninety three, the blizzard of the century.
Speaker 1: It's rain, it's snowing, it's cold. My husband walks to
Speaker 1: the grocery store, comes home with the groceries. His clothing
Speaker 1: is wet from the snow. He's inside of his clothings
Speaker 1: wet from perspiring. I take hangers, hang it all up
Speaker 1: around the bedroom. We have a kerosene heater in there.
Speaker 1: He brings the hall, the hall table up with two leaves.
Speaker 1: We have a nice little table the gas grill is
Speaker 1: still working. He makes coffee, he makes scrambled eggs, he
Speaker 1: makes toast, and I had orange juice, and we looked
Speaker 1: like the garret scene from Labo Aim with all the
Speaker 1: clothes hanging around. The two cats were in there with
Speaker 1: their litter pans, their food, their water. We sat down,
Speaker 1: we set our grace. We were just about to eat
Speaker 1: because it really looked really good, when one of the
Speaker 1: cats jumped up on the table knocked over the orange
Speaker 1: juice and it flew in all our food. He ruined everything.
Speaker 1: Oh oh gosh, that cat would be spending the rest
Speaker 1: of the time outside rob Go in Florida. So I
Speaker 1: was in the Marine Corps and uh in two thousand
Speaker 1: and six, I would serving in the time that a
Speaker 1: typhoon had come through, and I had a marine that
Speaker 1: thought it he could be a flying squirrel. What he
Speaker 1: did is we went up to the third floor and
Speaker 1: he tied his poncho to his hands and legs and
Speaker 1: he jumped out the third floor window. Oh enough, he
Speaker 1: caught wind. But right above the barracks in Okanala, there's
Speaker 1: a there's an awning, a big cement awning. So he
Speaker 1: caught that wind. And it shot him like a rocket
Speaker 1: and he bounced off the awning under the floor, breaking
Speaker 1: his leg. But it was the most hilarious thing to
Speaker 1: see what marines could do. Hold on. It actually worked.
Speaker 1: I mean that worked. I realized the execution wasn't that,
Speaker 1: but that worked. You didn't the land like you wanted to,
Speaker 1: but it worked well. They do say the landing is
Speaker 1: the hardest part. All right, Mike, we're gonna try this again,
Speaker 1: Mike Denver, Go okay. So Jesse I was on a
Speaker 1: cruise ship in two thousand and five. We were in Florida,
Speaker 1: like at Florida Grant came in Jamaica Hurricane Dennis. We
Speaker 1: were the only people not to see sick out on
Speaker 1: the bow of the ship, outside the crew bar, going
Speaker 1: over these swells, bow of the ship going up forty
Speaker 1: five degrees coming down into the sea, like maybe not
Speaker 1: forty five thirty degrees, water flying up six decks, soaking us.
Speaker 1: All we're partying, we're having a blast. We're like super young,
Speaker 1: and we just thought that was the best thing in
Speaker 1: the world. And then eventually the security guard came out
Speaker 1: and he was like, what in the hell are you
Speaker 1: guys doing? And that was it. We worked. We worked
Speaker 1: on the cruise to do it was fun though, Oh
Speaker 1: it would be so much fun to work a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: All right. And now here's a head you know the thing,
Speaker 1: headlines we didn't get to you. Black people are locked
Speaker 1: out of employment. Black rights groups in Austin march for
Speaker 1: a second amendment against illegal immigration. I like this, but
Speaker 1: I have to say Donald Trump supported closing the border.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is the only president in my lifetime who
Speaker 1: closed the border. He's the only one who actually secured
Speaker 1: the border. I've never had another president, Republican Democrat, who
Speaker 1: actually secured the border. Donald Trump did. He not only
Speaker 1: secured the border. Donald Trump made black outreach a central theme.
Speaker 1: Many say he did so way too much. He made
Speaker 1: it a central theme of his presidency. And after four
Speaker 1: years of a secure border, a border, and black outreach,
Speaker 1: black people went out and voted for Joe Biden. If
Speaker 1: that sounds cold, it is cold. Life's cold. We gotta
Speaker 1: be better. I don't want to hear about the don't
Speaker 1: want to hear the complaints about the open border. Now.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden campaigned on opening the border. He got elected,
Speaker 1: he opened the border. You voted for him enjoy it.
Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow. You can email me Jesse at
Speaker 1: jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all