WEBVTT - Hour 3: Nordstream Explosion 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:09.160 It is Jessie Kelly's Show having a blast tonight, final 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.200 hour of the Jessie Kelly's Show. I should. While I'm 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:15.240 while I'm telling you not to swim in floodwaters, I 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:19.920 also should. Let's give some credit where its due. The 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.360 best hurricane advice I've heard in a while came from 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.520 the Old PRIs himself. Let me be clear. If you're 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:29.440 in a state where hurricanes often strike, like Florida or 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.400 the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:39.320 preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated. Not get vaccinated, 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:42.239 all right, that's the most important part. Look, obviously you 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:46.120 can stock up on water and get a generator in food. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.120 If you don't also include a blood clot in there, 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:54.640 you're failing. You're not ready for hurricane Ian morons, all right. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:01:00.760 Johnny in Virginia, Johnny, hurricane story. Go yo, hey, man, 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.160 know what's going on? Uh? Yeah, So I got it. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.240 I got dude, I got more stores in the Bible. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.399 The storm did Navy for twenty years. But I was 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.240 down in uh in Key West with my old man, 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.720 and he had a cooler full of beer after we'd 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.919 strapped down the suburban the boat, but anchors, cement anchors 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.600 and everything tied it down for Hurricane George, and I 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.600 thought it was a ninety eight or I think. And 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.720 as we're sitting on the leeward side of the house, 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.240 it was up on stilts, were watching, you know, the 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:33.160 seas come up. The title sir to come in and 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.640 what starts floating away from under the house. His beer 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:43.479 cooler full of old Milwaukee lighte full had he had 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:47.000 probably on a four or five days full of beer 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.920 in there. And he's like, son, go get that beer. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:58.320 It's floating out of the ocean. Jesse. I'm like, thirteen 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.120 fourteen years always like go get it. As I looked 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.600 at him up what and this is broad daylight too, 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.320 and storm hit right in the middle of the day. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.320 It was awesome to be able to watch it all happened. 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:12.440 And he's like, God, get my beard? What? What? What? 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:16.519 What I'm about to do? Dan? The title st is 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:21.200 already four or five feet above the ground level where 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.880 we were at, floating out the sea. So it went 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.359 in went, You're went swimming out, grabbed his beer, drugged 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.760 the cooler back in. He's setting up top with one 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:37.200 of those big old school VHS cam quarters, the full 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.600 sized thing. We're cording the whole thing, watching me do it. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:49.840 That's so good. Go get my bear. Oh gosh, all right, 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:51.480 I'll get back to these in a minute. I do 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.440 have to address something, all right, quit quit, I gotta focus. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:03:02.640 Couple of stories today GM is announcing problems, huge, huge 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:07.239 employee revolt, huge problems. Why what's prompting this whole thing? 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.359 People aren't coming back into the office. GM DeLay's return 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:16.280 to office after employee uproar quote General Motors is doomed. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:22.800 And then I saw this Act your wage is the 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:27.079 new quiet quitting. Apparently that's also a thing as well, Chris, 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.640 I want to make sure I have this right. Quiet 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.720 quitting that's when you just stop showing up, right, That's 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.800 that's basically what quiet quitting is. How would you know 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.560 a quiet quitting was the thing? But now it's act 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.640 your wage. And this is apparently something that is catching 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:48.520 on with newer generations to where you refuse any tasks 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:53.920 you're given that you think are not wage appropriate, and 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.200 you don't do the task of more than one person. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.240 You only do what you want to do. And so 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.760 allow me to offend everybody here. Actually that's not true. 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:11.280 Allow me to offend the losers here. Show up on time, 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:18.960 don't leave early, don't office gossip, do not return to 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.479 the boss. Don't let him see your face again after 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:25.279 he gives you a task until that task is complete. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:33.080 Those four things require no skills, none whatsoever, zero skill none. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.280 And yet if you do those four things, you will 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.839 be in the top ten percent of employees in this country. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:44.799 And that's mainly because the employees in this country so 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.760 many have taken on this attitude. I'm not doing it 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:51.200 not for that wage. I'm not coming back into work 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.960 for GM. I want to work for home. I like 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:58.880 working in my jammies. Okay. The guy who's been going 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.480 into work, you know what else he's been doing. He's 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.440 not only been working, he's been working in front of 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.880 the boss. The boss at any moment can look out 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.960 his office and see that guy working. When the boss 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.720 decides three o'clock on a Friday afternoon, hey guys, hey damm, 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:16.880 we've had a good week. You know what, We're all 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.640 going out for a beer. You know who's there? That guy? 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.919 You know who's not you? Because you're not getting a 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.359 zoom invite when you're at home and you're jammies. You 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:31.279 know who gets to show up and do what he 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.960 wants to do at work? It's not the loser who 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:37.560 feels like they've been given too much work. It's the performer. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:41.640 You see, you are disposable to your employer. Believe me 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.960 when I tell you we all are. Every single human 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:48.839 being who has an employer, You're all disposable. How disposable 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:55.760 is up to you. Ask yourself this, how easily can 0:05:55.800 --> 0:06:00.359 I be replaced? If the answer to that question is easy, 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:06.479 you have no job security whatsoever? Or ask yourself this, 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:11.520 Have I made myself indispensable to the boss? Or maybe 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.400 maybe it's easier just to put it this way. Do 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:18.479 I make my boss's life easier? If the answer to 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:22.760 that question is yes, you have job security? Chris Michael, 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.920 I actually don't even I'm not even sure what they make, 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.479 but I guarantee they don't probably make as much as 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.279 they should right now. Remember the show just got nashurally 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.320 syndicated a year ago with Premier and what I'm sure 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.880 I'm sure they don't. You know what, you know what 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.160 Chris and Michael would be doing a year from now 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.000 if they acted their wage? I don't know, but they'd 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.280 be doing it for someone else. I promise you that much. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:49.760 But instead, they show up on time, they don't leave early. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.279 They show it. They're here before I'm here. They're putting 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.680 an extra time. When I'm ranting on something in the show. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.600 Oftentimes they'll just pull out an article or pull out 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.279 a piece of audio I wasn't even thinking of. Makes 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:06.320 the show better, makes my life easier. Guess who's going 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:09.000 to be employed with me for a very, very very 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:14.040 long time. Chris and Michael. Oh, they could absolutely act 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.360 their wage. No, I'm not doing that, Jesse, that's too 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:21.560 much for me. Okay, good, good deal, good deal. You're gone. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.840 You're gone the second I find someone to replace you, 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:29.520 you're gone. Because we're all disposable. You can teach your 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:34.800 children this, show up on time, don't leave early, don't 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.200 office gossip. And this is a huge one that people 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.480 do not understand because they don't understand their place in 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:45.240 the world. The boss gives you a task. I tell Chris, hey, 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:49.520 we need a Biden mashup of Biden's stumbling. The next 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.160 time I see Chris's face or hear from Chris, it 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.280 better be with a presentation. Of Joe Biden's stumbling and 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.880 Joe Biden's sounding stupid. What I don't want to see 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.160 is this. I don't want to see Chris's face five 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.520 minutes later, saying well, I don't know. I mean a 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.080 lot of these things are hard to find. I couldn't. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:10.800 The computers messed up. I don't care. I gave you 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.520 a task. I don't want to hear from you again 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.400 until it's done. And guess what your job as an 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.720 employee is to make my job easier. And if you 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.760 do that, you get to keep your job and you 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.280 make more money. Now, I realize we're in this new 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:28.280 generation now where you're not supposed to talk like that. No, 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.400 no one can pick themselves up by their brooch drafts Jesse. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.040 I realize we have an entire generation of weapons grade 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.000 losers who haven't found a way to get ahead, don't 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:40.720 think they'll be able to get ahead. That's you under 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.680 selling yourself, by the way. If that's you, you can 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:47.360 and so instead they prefer to wine and make excuses. Yes, 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.600 I know, the economy sucks. That's the bad news. You 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.199 know what the good news is, there are so many 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:56.719 dorks and idiots and lazy losers in this society, in 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.520 our employment now that if you simply work a little 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:04.560 harder and rise above, you can make a fortune. Let 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.000 the guy in the cubicle next to you, he wants 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.560 to stay on me, he likes zoom calls. Let him 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.360 do that. You get up in the morning, put on 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.520 some khakis, and get your butt into work. And when 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.360 the boss comes and says, hey, you want to hit 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:19.760 you want to go play golf, you want to play 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.040 nine holes at lunch today, you say yes, and you 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:26.160 smile at the fact you're out there making money for 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:30.160 yourself and your family. Act your wage. Gosh, what a 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:34.240 bunch of losers. Act your freaking wage. Look, I know, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.679 I know. I sounded like a grumpy old man there. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.839 I know I did. I could. I couldn't help myself. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.920 I couldn't help myself. All right, I'll get back to 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.640 these fun or funny things that happened to you during 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:47.640 an actual disaster. I got myself all fired up, Chris. Look, 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:49.880 it's corporate America has done it to themselves. So that's 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.600 part of the reason I love pure talking. I talk 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.240 about pure talk a lot. Part of the reason I 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.680 love pure talk is they figured out you need to 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.480 cut a lot of this gunk out because all it 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:00.840 does is cost the company and cost the customer money. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.520 You know why, The average family saves over nine hundred 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.160 dollars a year when they switch to pure talk. Did 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.319 you use nine hundred dollars right now? Well, that's what 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.079 you can say when you switch to pure talk. You 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:14.080 know why because they don't have ten thousand stores for 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.320 you to stop in at the mall where you pay 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.760 for extra store overhead and extra employees you don't need. 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:24.800 They're all about providing great customer service, American customer service 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.640 on the phone with someone who speaks English. Keep your phone, 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.199 keep your number, or get a new phone in number. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.360 It's all done by phone, all done by the mail. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.480 It's cake. It takes less than ten minutes to switch. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.680 Oh and by the way, they share your values. That's 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.320 cell phone of yours. Pick it up right now, Dial 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:48.640 pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll save 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.960 you fifty percent off your first month. Dial pound two 0:10:52.080 --> 0:11:00.600 five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Miss does catch up Jesse 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:09.120 Kelly Show dot Com The Jesse Kelly Show. Before we 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.840 get back to your horrors, well, fun stories and funny stories. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:17.880 Let's first of all here from Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman, 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.560 and make sure you take advantage of this amazing opportunity 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:26.800 to the only thing you have stand to lose is 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:31.560 your record. Get it in. Thank you so much. I 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.640 don't know what any of that means. Did they? Did they? 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:38.199 Anyone catch any of that? Look? One last thing, as 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:40.640 long as I'm playing mean Uncle Jesse, when it comes 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:50.440 to employment, remember what determines your wages, what determines how 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:57.160 your employer treats you is your performance. It's not your personality. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.800 He's not gonna wake up one day and think you're awesome. 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:05.319 You get paid on the scarcity of your marketable skills. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.319 Be honest with yourself. How many people can do what 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.800 you do. If the answer is a lot, you can't 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.719 make any money. If the answer is not many, you're 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.160 gonna make a ton of money as long as it's marketable. Look, 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:21.319 I've worked in sales before. You know I sold r 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.679 vs of one of my many jobs before I did this. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:28.240 You know who better show up early every single day, 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.160 and the coffee pot better be rolling, and he better 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.160 volunteer to go out and buy lunch. The guy who 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.080 misses his sales numbers all the time, you know, and 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.360 I've personally witnessed this. You know who can show up 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:44.600 hungover an hour late for work on a Saturday. The 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.920 number one sales guy in the office. You know who 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.760 can take an extra day off? Nope, not even an excuse. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.679 I'm just going to screw off the number one sales 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.679 guy in the office. If you're number ten, get your 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.760 butt to work. That's the way life works. That's the 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:01.920 way it's always gonna work. I don't care what you 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.319 millennials thinking that. I don't care what you think gen 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.320 Z or whatever, how much you think that's changed. All right, 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:14.240 Robert Tennessee go, hey, yeah, I love your show. I 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.520 listened to it. They were not you're number one in 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:25.120 my book, you're the man. Shit, uh go, Robert go. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.160 I was working in this shoplift man and this woman 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:34.000 doing her text thing, you know, and this one comes 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.079 up her and she said, hey, Robert, you're out of here. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.559 It's tornado. Tornado tonatos. Ah. That's the time I got outside. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.120 I got whacked the back of him and piece of ruben. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:48.079 You know, there's a funny uh Ron not Ron clean. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.480 I paid too much attention to politics. Ron somebody one 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:55.080 of the rednecks of comedy, Chris the Ron Run White, 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.000 Run White, Run White, hilarious comedian. He does a funny 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:01.360 bit on tornadoes of some guy who's strapped himself to 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.920 a tree, and he says, it's not that the wind 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.920 is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing. That's the 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:16.559 important part. Eric in Pennsylvania, go, hey, you knew me 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:20.560 up just because what was going on. Carry a clipboard 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:26.960 or a Manila foulder with papers in it, even when 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.920 you go to the men's room. That was your last dissertation. 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:36.440 Now we're going to go back to I'm so confused. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:42.320 Michael and Jersey, go put your seatbelts on America, buckle off. 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.120 My life in my times machine gun Kelly, Here we 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.200 go and live on River Road and a shore was 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.520 a river road. On September fifth last year, I'd a 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:55.600 hit late at night, all rain all night long. I 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.800 was woke up. My bed was flowing three feet wore 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.680 in my room. I jumped up out of bed. I 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:06.320 squeezed my car, my car. I just got done fixing everything. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.600 On that thirty eighth jimmy my car. I rapped in 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.280 the back window. I looked at the back window. How 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.720 feet the water over the top of my car and 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.280 the and the river the sewer river, like you said, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.280 it's all sewer, It's all sew. Rich and lived at 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:24.200 my car. I had six hundred fifty dollars and hundreds 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.680 in the ash right car. I started going after it 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:32.840 down the river. Saw fifty dollars my car is callay 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:40.320 with the machine please, we're in the machine gun, Michael. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.720 I do want to, I I do want to. I hate 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.880 to sound like circle jen sake, but I do need 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:47.200 to circle back on something here real quick. You had 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:51.000 six hundred and fifty dollars in the ash tray. How 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:58.480 long have you been dealing drugs? Jesse? Jesse, I think 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.880 we lost Michael. Maybe he's in an the hurricanes. We 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:07.720 speak Russ and spoken go. So I'm sixteen years old. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.800 I'm two hundred and fifty miles away from Mount Saint Helens. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:15.680 It blows its stack at two o'clock in the afternoon. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:20.360 It turns pitch black, I mean nighttime, and so what 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.280 about three o'clock the ash starts falling out of the sky. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.280 My cousin and I were driving all around town. The 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:30.520 toy Town is deserted. We have this ash cloud behind us. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:35.880 We're tearing the town up on sixty fift town, making 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.920 a mess out of it. We were loving it. That's so. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.960 I mean, it's really terrible, and I feel bad about 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:44.800 all the property loss and lots of life and everything. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.960 I'm sorry everybody. If I remember right, I remember, man, 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.160 I haven't thought about this in Ages Mount Saint Helen's. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.680 If I remember it, there was some dude who lived 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.760 on the mountain, like a shack or a cabin, maybe 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:58.520 on the mountain on Mount Saint Helen's. When it blew, 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.480 he had refused to evacuate. It was something it might 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.480 be a woman. Look this up, fellas, make sure I'm 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.200 not screwing this up. It decided I live here, I'm 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.960 gonna die here. And he just stayed up there and 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.440 just died with a dag on thing eight seven seven 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:14.919 three seven seven four three seven three. Something fun or 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.960 funny that happened to you during a hurricane. Now remember 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.840 the gentleman who brought wine into the attic with him. 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:25.160 There's no judgment here, but if that happens to happen 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.040 to you tonight or any other night, I'm not Tony. 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:32.520 Don't bring the wine. Bring some chalk along too, Natural 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:36.600 herbal supplements. It'll make you feel good because your tea 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:38.800 levels won't drop through the roof while you're in the 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:43.040 attic getting smashed. In all seriousness, natural herbal supplements. It's 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:46.840 not big pharma filth. Go get a male vitality stack 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:53.399 twenty percent increase in ninety days with natural supplements, No 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:58.639 shots and crap, ladies. There's a female vitality stack, and listen, 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.800 we talked about it. I like the subscription service they 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:04.679 have now because I hate when I run out. I 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.520 never know I'm going to run out, and then I 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.200 have to get ahold of chalk and have them send 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:13.200 me more. Now, if you go to choq dot com 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:17.520 promo code Jesse, thirty five percent off any chalk subscription 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:22.240 for life cchoq dot com promo code Jesse. All right, 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:34.879 we'll be back. So it is the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:36.800 And I told you it was gonna be a good night. 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.960 That was Chris's theme song. We came in on. Don't forget. 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:46.040 We are starting a new band, Deleterious Consequences. I'm the 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.280 frontman in air guitar Chris is going to play the 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.679 symbols or something. Michael's going to play the saxophone. But 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.320 we're pretty I'm excited to be a singer songwriter on 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:59.440 top of a world famous deleterious consequences, and I can 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:03.000 see me pouring my soul into the microphone. Chris. Honestly, 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.560 people will feel, they'll feel my music. I can feel 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:09.080 it now. Remember you can email the show Jesse at 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:13.000 jesse kellyshow dot com. Quick heads up, have to give you. Well, 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:18.240 look I gotta step into some journalism. It's journalist Jesse. 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:22.040 There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:29.440 Please kiss my baby, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jessie. Apparently 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:34.280 there's a tornado warning now in Broward County, Florida. Remember sadly, 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:38.880 tornadoes often accompany gigantic hurricane, So just keep those people 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:41.280 in your prayers. Everyone stay safe out there. Now. I 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:46.120 haven't brought up the Nordstream to pipeline thing yet. Woke 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:50.000 up today. Maybe you saw it. Maybe you didn't. Nordstream too. 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:53.119 Remember it's gas from Russia to Germany. That's what it is, 0:19:53.840 --> 0:20:02.280 big pipeline. It blew up now pipelines like that. From 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:05.120 what I understand, I'm not an expert on blowing up pipelines. 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:07.600 I've never blown one up in my life actually, but 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:11.080 from what I understand, it's not. That's not an easy task. 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.800 You don't walk up and just throw a grenade at 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:17.000 a pipeline like that and blow it up. That's not 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:21.240 at all how it works. It looks as if it 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:26.320 was a professional job. Now people have been digging up 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:30.280 all day this little tidbit from the commander in chief. 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:32.239 This is a little old, but they're playing it for 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:35.280 obvious reasons. Let me answer the first question for US. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:40.879 If Germany, if if Russian invades that means tanks or 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:48.200 troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, then there will 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:52.280 be there will be no longer Norse Team too. We 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:56.160 will bring it into it. But how will you how 0:20:56.200 --> 0:21:01.320 will you do that? Exactly? Since the project and control 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:06.080 of the project is within Germany's control, we will, I 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:09.720 promise you, we'll be able to do it. We've had 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.320 this talk before, actually, when it comes to the Russia 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:15.200 Ukraine thing, let's have a talk again. It's honestly, it's 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:19.879 something we've joked so much about that we probably, And 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.639 I'm just as guilty this as you. I'm probably more guilty. 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:26.960 We've joked so much about Joe's inability to think and 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:31.159 his rapidly declining state that we lose sight of the 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:37.560 fact there can be real world changing consequences when the 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:41.720 commander in chief is not able to control his mouth 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:45.920 and his thoughts. Remember when Joe Biden said, he said 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:48.520 it right away. He's done this several times. He said, 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:51.919 when Russia was flirting with invading Ukraine, he got up 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.600 to the microphone and he said, well, it's one thing 0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:57.520 if it's a minor incursion. It's another thing if it's 0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:00.960 a major one. And immediately everyone the White House freaked 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.679 out and they all tried to walk back what he said. 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:05.520 And I feel like he didn't say. Do you remember 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.640 when he said this, Russia will be held accountable if 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:11.080 it invades and it depends on what it does. It's 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:14.439 one thing, it's a minor incursion, and then we end 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:16.760 up having to fight about what to do and not do, etc. 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:20.879 What a ridiculous thing to say. But why would he 0:22:20.920 --> 0:22:24.080 say that, Why would he come out and say something 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:26.000 like that, Why would he give away the game? What's 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:30.240 happening there. Here's what's happening. We have a dementia addled 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:34.320 president who's no longer able to think straight, and he's 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:38.679 no longer able to properly filter what comes through his mind. 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:41.400 He can't do it, he can't filter it out. However, 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:45.439 he is also the commander in chief. He has the 0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:49.400 highest level of security clearance in the United States of America. 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.400 He's also given a brief. It's actually called the President's 0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:56.280 Daily Brief. Just like my boy Brian Dean writes a podcast. 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:59.560 He gets a brief every day from the Intel community, 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:04.400 the highest secrets in there. He meets with military advisors. 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:08.000 Now that's okay, except for the President of the United 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:12.240 States of America is then unable to leave that situation 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:16.240 and not repeat the things that he has just discussed 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:19.040 with the people there. When Joe Biden said, it's one 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:21.800 thing if it's a minor incursion, and everyone freaked and 0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:24.040 they tried to walk it back. I told you when 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.199 that happened. I told you what happened. He met with 0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:30.640 his staff and that's what they decided, and no one 0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:33.479 reinforced to Joe that you can't tell everyone that. So 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:36.640 when he's asked. He can't control himself. He just comes 0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:41.880 out with it. It's also why he told him long ago, Oh, 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.840 we're just gonna blow up your pipeline. Let me answer 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:50.160 the first question first. If Germany, if Russian invades that 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:56.760 means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again, 0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:01.560 then there will be it will be no longer on 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:04.879 ours team too. We will bring it into it. But 0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:10.520 how will you how will you do that? Exactly? Since 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:13.760 the project in control of the project is within Germany's control, 0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:18.080 we will, I promise you, we'll be able to do it. 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:25.000 That's Joe Biden being a national security threat once again. 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:27.960 Why would he do that? Even the reporter was stunned, 0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:30.320 What do you mean, It's not your pipeline, it's it's Russia's, 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:34.119 it's Germany's, it's it's not yours. Joe Biden had just 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:36.800 had that discussion, i'm sure, with his staff, with his 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:40.400 intail officers, with his military guys, and they told him that. 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:44.960 And Joe Biden, because he's not in control of himself anymore, 0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:47.280 Joe Biden got up in front of the whole world 0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:50.720 and said it, Well, if it was really us who 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:54.320 did it, and I'm not exactly some Russian fan, but 0:24:54.400 --> 0:24:57.160 if it was really US who did it, that's an 0:24:57.160 --> 0:25:01.600