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Speaker 1: It is Jessie Kelly's Show having a blast tonight, final

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Speaker 1: hour of the Jessie Kelly's Show. I should. While I'm

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Speaker 1: while I'm telling you not to swim in floodwaters, I

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Speaker 1: also should. Let's give some credit where its due. The

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Speaker 1: best hurricane advice I've heard in a while came from

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Speaker 1: the Old PRIs himself. Let me be clear. If you're

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Speaker 1: in a state where hurricanes often strike, like Florida or

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Speaker 1: the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of

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Speaker 1: preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated. Not get vaccinated,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's the most important part. Look, obviously you

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Speaker 1: can stock up on water and get a generator in food.

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Speaker 1: If you don't also include a blood clot in there,

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Speaker 1: you're failing. You're not ready for hurricane Ian morons, all right.

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Speaker 1: Johnny in Virginia, Johnny, hurricane story. Go yo, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: know what's going on? Uh? Yeah, So I got it.

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Speaker 1: I got dude, I got more stores in the Bible.

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Speaker 1: The storm did Navy for twenty years. But I was

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Speaker 1: down in uh in Key West with my old man,

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Speaker 1: and he had a cooler full of beer after we'd

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Speaker 1: and everything tied it down for Hurricane George, and I

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Speaker 1: thought it was a ninety eight or I think. And

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Speaker 1: as we're sitting on the leeward side of the house,

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Speaker 1: it was up on stilts, were watching, you know, the

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Speaker 1: seas come up. The title sir to come in and

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Speaker 1: what starts floating away from under the house. His beer

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Speaker 1: cooler full of old Milwaukee lighte full had he had

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Speaker 1: in there. And he's like, son, go get that beer.

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Speaker 1: It's floating out of the ocean. Jesse. I'm like, thirteen

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Speaker 1: fourteen years always like go get it. As I looked

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Speaker 1: and storm hit right in the middle of the day.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome to be able to watch it all happened.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, God, get my beard? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What I'm about to do? Dan? The title st is

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Speaker 1: already four or five feet above the ground level where

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Speaker 1: That's so good. Go get my bear. Oh gosh, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll get back to these in a minute. I do

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Speaker 1: have to address something, all right, quit quit, I gotta focus.

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Speaker 1: Couple of stories today GM is announcing problems, huge, huge

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Speaker 1: employee revolt, huge problems. Why what's prompting this whole thing?

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Speaker 1: People aren't coming back into the office. GM DeLay's return

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Speaker 1: to office after employee uproar quote General Motors is doomed.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw this Act your wage is the

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Speaker 1: new quiet quitting. Apparently that's also a thing as well, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I want to make sure I have this right. Quiet

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Speaker 1: quitting that's when you just stop showing up, right, That's

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Speaker 1: that's basically what quiet quitting is. How would you know

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Speaker 1: a quiet quitting was the thing? But now it's act

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Speaker 1: your wage. And this is apparently something that is catching

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Speaker 1: on with newer generations to where you refuse any tasks

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Speaker 1: you're given that you think are not wage appropriate, and

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Speaker 1: you don't do the task of more than one person.

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Speaker 1: You only do what you want to do. And so

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Speaker 1: allow me to offend everybody here. Actually that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Allow me to offend the losers here. Show up on time,

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Speaker 1: he gives you a task until that task is complete.

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Speaker 1: Those four things require no skills, none whatsoever, zero skill none.

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Speaker 1: And yet if you do those four things, you will

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Speaker 1: working in my jammies. Okay. The guy who's been going

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Speaker 1: You know who's not you? Because you're not getting a

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Speaker 1: feels like they've been given too much work. It's the performer.

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Speaker 1: You see, you are disposable to your employer. Believe me

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Speaker 1: maybe it's easier just to put it this way. Do

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Speaker 1: I actually don't even I'm not even sure what they make,

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Speaker 1: they should right now. Remember the show just got nashurally

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Speaker 1: syndicated a year ago with Premier and what I'm sure

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they don't. You know what, you know what

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Speaker 1: Chris and Michael would be doing a year from now

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Speaker 1: if they acted their wage? I don't know, but they'd

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Speaker 1: be doing it for someone else. I promise you that much.

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Speaker 1: But instead, they show up on time, they don't leave early.

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Speaker 1: They show it. They're here before I'm here. They're putting

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Speaker 1: an extra time. When I'm ranting on something in the show.

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Speaker 1: Oftentimes they'll just pull out an article or pull out

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Speaker 1: a piece of audio I wasn't even thinking of. Makes

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Speaker 1: long time. Chris and Michael. Oh, they could absolutely act

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Speaker 1: their wage. No, I'm not doing that, Jesse, that's too

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Speaker 1: much for me. Okay, good, good deal, good deal. You're gone.

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Speaker 1: You're gone the second I find someone to replace you,

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Speaker 1: we need a Biden mashup of Biden's stumbling. The next

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Speaker 1: time I see Chris's face or hear from Chris, it

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden's sounding stupid. What I don't want to see

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Speaker 1: is this. I don't want to see Chris's face five

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Speaker 1: minutes later, saying well, I don't know. I mean a

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Speaker 1: lot of these things are hard to find. I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: The computers messed up. I don't care. I gave you

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Speaker 1: make more money. Now, I realize we're in this new

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Speaker 1: generation now where you're not supposed to talk like that. No,

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Speaker 1: no one can pick themselves up by their brooch drafts Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I realize we have an entire generation of weapons grade

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Speaker 1: selling yourself, by the way. If that's you, you can

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Speaker 1: and so instead they prefer to wine and make excuses. Yes,

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Speaker 1: know what the good news is, there are so many

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Speaker 1: dorks and idiots and lazy losers in this society, in

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Speaker 1: our employment now that if you simply work a little

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Speaker 1: harder and rise above, you can make a fortune. Let

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Speaker 1: the guy in the cubicle next to you, he wants

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Speaker 1: to stay on me, he likes zoom calls. Let him

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Speaker 1: yourself and your family. Act your wage. Gosh, what a

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Speaker 1: I know. I sounded like a grumpy old man there.

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Speaker 1: I know I did. I could. I couldn't help myself.

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Speaker 1: these fun or funny things that happened to you during

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Speaker 1: it's corporate America has done it to themselves. So that's

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Speaker 1: part of the reason I love pure talking. I talk

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Speaker 1: You know why, The average family saves over nine hundred

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Speaker 1: They're all about providing great customer service, American customer service

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Speaker 1: on the phone with someone who speaks English. Keep your phone,

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Speaker 1: keep your number, or get a new phone in number.

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Speaker 1: It's all done by phone, all done by the mail.

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Speaker 1: It's cake. It takes less than ten minutes to switch.

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Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, they share your values. That's

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Speaker 1: cell phone of yours. Pick it up right now, Dial

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll save

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Speaker 1: Let's first of all here from Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman,

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Speaker 1: and make sure you take advantage of this amazing opportunity

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Speaker 1: to the only thing you have stand to lose is

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Speaker 1: your record. Get it in. Thank you so much. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what any of that means. Did they? Did they?

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Speaker 1: Anyone catch any of that? Look? One last thing, as

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Speaker 1: long as I'm playing mean Uncle Jesse, when it comes

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Speaker 1: to employment, remember what determines your wages, what determines how

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Speaker 1: your employer treats you is your performance. It's not your personality.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna wake up one day and think you're awesome.

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Speaker 1: You get paid on the scarcity of your marketable skills.

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Speaker 1: Be honest with yourself. How many people can do what

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Speaker 1: vs of one of my many jobs before I did this.

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Speaker 1: You know who better show up early every single day,

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Speaker 1: I've personally witnessed this. You know who can show up

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Speaker 1: And as we were there, I didn't actually see while

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Speaker 1: I walked out in my barcks room. When I heard

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Speaker 1: doors laid on the grass down there, and I saw

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Speaker 1: them put him in handcuffs. He cut up, bleeding and everything,

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Speaker 1: and took him over to PMO for process. PMO Chris

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Speaker 1: is looking to be weird. PMOS Provost Marshall's office. Remember

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Speaker 1: in the Marines, it's not the it's not really the

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Speaker 1: military police. It's the pro those marshals, the pms at

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Speaker 1: the promos, the provost marshals, the head cop on a base.

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Speaker 1: That's who the Provost Marshal was. Man, I've seen Marines

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Speaker 1: do some really dumb things, all right, alright, you know,

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Speaker 1: speaking of dumb things, you know, it's really stupid buying

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Speaker 1: point fingers. I had no earthly idea that ninety five

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Speaker 1: often countries that despise us. And I also didn't know

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Speaker 1: that there was an American company. American shrimpers been doing

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Speaker 1: it for a long time, even during COVID. During COVID,

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Speaker 1: themselves to their community. It's Biloxi Shrimp Coo Mississippi golf

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Speaker 1: will be delivered to your front door. We have. I

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Speaker 1: have an entire freeze er full of it now. It's

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Speaker 1: just the greatest frip shrimp I've ever had in my

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Speaker 1: Biloxy shrimpcode dot com. Promo code Jesse. It shows up frozen.

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Speaker 1: great shrimp. Biloxi Shrimpcode dot com promo code Jesse. Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly backs in Jesse Kelly Show final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Don't forget. You can email me Jesse

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. Let's motor through these you're fun or

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Speaker 1: funny hurricane story, well not hurricane natural disaster stories before

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Speaker 1: we get onto headlines. I didn't get to Mike and Denver.

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Speaker 1: Go hey, I see, so we gotta ramp up the pacer,

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Speaker 1: all right, gott to ramp up the pace. Cindy, Indianapolis,

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Speaker 1: go hey. Um. In the late eighties, I worked yet

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Speaker 1: I lived in um UH in Saint Petersburg, Florida, so

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Speaker 1: place in the late eighties with my ex husband and

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Speaker 1: we lived in this three story um It's an older

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Speaker 1: an all adult Now I'm not weird, all adults just

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Speaker 1: and there were all so yeah, exactly right, I'm with

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Speaker 1: bro and Uh. We had were to evacuate. Instead, what

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Speaker 1: we did was got up on the um. Everybody got

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Speaker 1: everything out of their freezers and UH got up on

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Speaker 1: beer and drank all the booze and when the National

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Speaker 1: Guard came by, we offered them drinks and pretty much

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Speaker 1: it had a good time. But it was not the

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Speaker 1: smartest thing to David. We did have a good time

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Speaker 1: up there, so I can't kill her for that. I'll

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Speaker 1: be honest with you. Every hurricane I've ever been through,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much how we've done it ed in Boston.

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Speaker 1: Go hey, good after it easing. Um. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: but I was got about four feet of snow in

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Speaker 1: two days, and uh so on the second holders the

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Speaker 1: ten kids. So I guess it gets elected to go

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Speaker 1: and get the milk there. So I got to the store.

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Speaker 1: I strapped these two gallons of milk over my shoulders

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Speaker 1: with the belt, and I sat walking back home, and

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Speaker 1: I'm on Beach Road, and uh, all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: I realized I was slipping on my feet were slipping.

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Speaker 1: I was walking on the RUSS cars. So gosh, Ruby

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Speaker 1: and let it go. Ninety three, the blizzard of the century.

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Speaker 1: It's rain, it's snowing, it's cold. My husband walks to

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Speaker 1: the grocery store, comes home with the groceries. His clothing

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Speaker 1: is wet from the snow. He's inside of his clothings

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Speaker 1: wet from perspiring. I take hangers, hang it all up

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Speaker 1: around the bedroom. We have a kerosene heater in there.

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Speaker 1: He brings the hall, the hall table up with two leaves.

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Speaker 1: We have a nice little table the gas grill is

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Speaker 1: still working. He makes coffee, he makes scrambled eggs, he

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Speaker 1: makes toast, and I had orange juice, and we looked

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Speaker 1: like the garret scene from Labo Aim with all the

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Speaker 1: clothes hanging around. The two cats were in there with

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Speaker 1: their litter pans, their food, their water. We sat down,

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Speaker 1: we set our grace. We were just about to eat

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Speaker 1: because it really looked really good, when one of the

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Speaker 1: cats jumped up on the table knocked over the orange

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Speaker 1: juice and it flew in all our food. He ruined everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh gosh, that cat would be spending the rest

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Speaker 1: of the time outside rob Go in Florida. So I

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Speaker 1: thought it he could be a flying squirrel. What he

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Speaker 1: did is we went up to the third floor and

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Speaker 1: he tied his poncho to his hands and legs and

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Speaker 1: he jumped out the third floor window. Oh enough, he

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Speaker 1: caught wind. But right above the barracks in Okanala, there's

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Speaker 1: a there's an awning, a big cement awning. So he

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Speaker 1: caught that wind. And it shot him like a rocket

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Speaker 1: and he bounced off the awning under the floor, breaking

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Speaker 1: his leg. But it was the most hilarious thing to

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Speaker 1: see what marines could do. Hold on. It actually worked.

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Speaker 1: I mean that worked. I realized the execution wasn't that,

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Speaker 1: but that worked. You didn't the land like you wanted to,

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Speaker 1: but it worked well. They do say the landing is

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Speaker 1: the hardest part. All right, Mike, we're gonna try this again,

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Speaker 1: Mike Denver, Go okay. So Jesse I was on a

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Speaker 1: cruise ship in two thousand and five. We were in Florida,

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Speaker 1: like at Florida Grant came in Jamaica Hurricane Dennis. We

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Speaker 1: were the only people not to see sick out on

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Speaker 1: the bow of the ship, outside the crew bar, going

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Speaker 1: over these swells, bow of the ship going up forty

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Speaker 1: five degrees coming down into the sea, like maybe not

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Speaker 1: forty five thirty degrees, water flying up six decks, soaking us.

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Speaker 1: All we're partying, we're having a blast. We're like super young,

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Speaker 1: and we just thought that was the best thing in

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Speaker 1: the world. And then eventually the security guard came out

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Speaker 1: and he was like, what in the hell are you

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Speaker 1: guys doing? And that was it. We worked. We worked

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Speaker 1: on the cruise to do it was fun though, Oh

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Speaker 1: it would be so much fun to work a cruise ship.

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Speaker 1: All right. And now here's a head you know the thing,

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Speaker 1: headlines we didn't get to you. Black people are locked

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Speaker 1: out of employment. Black rights groups in Austin march for

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Speaker 1: a second amendment against illegal immigration. I like this, but

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Speaker 1: I have to say Donald Trump supported closing the border.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is the only president in my lifetime who

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Speaker 1: closed the border. He's the only one who actually secured

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Speaker 1: the border. I've never had another president, Republican Democrat, who

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Speaker 1: actually secured the border. Donald Trump did. He not only

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Speaker 1: secured the border. Donald Trump made black outreach a central theme.

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Speaker 1: Many say he did so way too much. He made

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Speaker 1: it a central theme of his presidency. And after four

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Speaker 1: years of a secure border, a border, and black outreach,

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Speaker 1: black people went out and voted for Joe Biden. If

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Speaker 1: that sounds cold, it is cold. Life's cold. We gotta

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Speaker 1: be better. I don't want to hear about the don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear the complaints about the open border. Now.

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden campaigned on opening the border. He got elected,

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Speaker 1: he opened the border. You voted for him enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow. You can email me Jesse at

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Speaker 1: jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all