Speaker 1: Fucking jubil in the morning. Second date update. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to talk to the dude that's on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today because the way he started
Speaker 1: off his email was just hilarious to me. Really, it
Speaker 1: just started with I date Hella and I've never been
Speaker 1: blown off, so I need your help. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we already all have an opinion of him. Right. His
Speaker 1: name is Wesley. What's up? Wesley? Hey? What's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: Not much? So you date Hella? Huh Hella? You know
Speaker 1: it now? That wasn't a joke, right, Wesley? You're being
Speaker 1: serious on that one. I'm aficionado of dating. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So you go on a lot of dates, yep, I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's probably a good sign, is that
Speaker 1: you're going on a lot of first dates. It's usually
Speaker 1: that you get a lot of second dates. It is
Speaker 1: probably a better sign, Wesley. It's not the way my
Speaker 1: first dates go. All right, your first dates are successful,
Speaker 1: at least according your email. You said you've never been
Speaker 1: blown off before ever? Never? Really, not one time? Okay,
Speaker 1: So who's the lucky lady who popped your cherry? Is
Speaker 1: that too much for being blown off? This was months ago,
Speaker 1: and my memory is kind of like hazy. But I
Speaker 1: met this girl, Christie at a friend's house party, so
Speaker 1: we had mutual friends. I never talked to her before that,
Speaker 1: but we met at this party. And you know, I
Speaker 1: use a line that works. Well, is it that you
Speaker 1: date Hella? That is how I date Hella? Absolutely, so
Speaker 1: I use this line. I know a lot of guys
Speaker 1: have lines, but the line I use as I say,
Speaker 1: why don't we come back to my place? Because I
Speaker 1: make a banging case Idia? What? Okay, do you actually
Speaker 1: make the case ada or that's just a line? I
Speaker 1: make it from scratch, secret ingredient barbecue chicken. Oh okay, wait,
Speaker 1: but you're telling me a case idia is what wins
Speaker 1: women's hearts over to come back to your place. Yes,
Speaker 1: And some of them they're like, oh, I'm not eating sugar.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm on Keto, I'm on Paleo. I
Speaker 1: could do keto. Case Adia's gluten free. Wow, whatever you
Speaker 1: need the case master, that's it. I guess dud dude
Speaker 1: should take note. Yeah, all you gotta do is be
Speaker 1: able to make a case of dia and you can
Speaker 1: get any woman you want. Hey, seriously, though, if you
Speaker 1: offer a drunk girl a case Cidia, there's no way
Speaker 1: she's staying no to that. Okay, no way, did you
Speaker 1: offer a drunk mease? There's no way I'm saying no. Man,
Speaker 1: I think you're basically taking home anyway. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm interested right now. I'm not even
Speaker 1: drunk yet. So is that how you met Chrissy? Then
Speaker 1: you used the case of da line. Yeah, And we
Speaker 1: ended up hooking up that night, and god, it was
Speaker 1: so long ago, I can't even really remember. We ended
Speaker 1: up hanging out a few times after that, and then
Speaker 1: we kind of lost touch. I don't I don't really.
Speaker 1: I told you guys, i'd date a lot, so we
Speaker 1: get it. I can't. I can't remember why we stopped talking.
Speaker 1: I don't say think there was ever like a conversation
Speaker 1: where we said all right, we're done. It just kind
Speaker 1: of went away. And why are you thinking about her? Now?
Speaker 1: I was on Facebook and you know how when somebody's
Speaker 1: profile pops up, it says you know somebody. You may
Speaker 1: know it was her, and you're like, oh, I remember
Speaker 1: that girl. Yes, she is so hot. And I can't
Speaker 1: remember why I stopped talking to her and a girl
Speaker 1: like that. I have no idea why we would have
Speaker 1: stopped seeing each other between having fun and her being
Speaker 1: just piping hot. I can't, I don't, I don't understand. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you just want some answers? Absolutely? Yeah. Can I
Speaker 1: ask you, since it's hard for you to remember, how
Speaker 1: many girls are you currently hanging out with right now?
Speaker 1: I have two on the rag right now, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, and here's the thing, I really
Speaker 1: don't even want to be exclusive with her. I just
Speaker 1: hind her, want her back on the rotation. You know
Speaker 1: kind of offer is that? Yeah? I mean, maybe she's
Speaker 1: got her own rotation going to work for her. But
Speaker 1: you have you contacted her? I tried to texting her
Speaker 1: because I still had her number, and you know, no response. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: I mean this is really a love story. I cannot
Speaker 1: wait to get her on the phone and say, remember
Speaker 1: the guy who kind of remembers you every time we
Speaker 1: hung out. We had a really good time. I don't
Speaker 1: even think if you asked her if she had fun
Speaker 1: with me, I guarantee her answer is going to be yes.
Speaker 1: So why do you think she's not texting you back then? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I really don't. I can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. I could put my finger on
Speaker 1: a couple of things for you, but I'll just leave
Speaker 1: those to myself. I bet you would like to put
Speaker 1: your finger on a couple of things, huh, I like
Speaker 1: to put my finger on those. Case, it is all right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song and then come back and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds good. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 1: The stomach is the most romantic Oregan in the bo
Speaker 1: because this old saying goes way to a man's heart
Speaker 1: through the stomach. Apparently the way to a woman's pants
Speaker 1: is through the stomach as well. Wesley is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us and he has a signature move when
Speaker 1: he meets the ladies. Apparently when he's out at the
Speaker 1: clubs or partying or whatever. He says that they should
Speaker 1: go back to his place because he makes a killer
Speaker 1: casedilla and the way he described him actually sounds pretty delicious,
Speaker 1: and apparently it worked with somebody named Christy, but now
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. He also says that he
Speaker 1: dates a bunch like he's constantly dating. He says he's
Speaker 1: got two girls that he's dating right now, and he
Speaker 1: was hanging out with Christie for a while then she
Speaker 1: sort of dropped off. He doesn't remember why. He tried
Speaker 1: to text her a little while ago because he saw
Speaker 1: her picture come up in his suggestions on Facebook, but
Speaker 1: she never texted him back. And that has not happened
Speaker 1: to Wesley before ever in his life. Is that right, Wesley? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I have to ask you, Wesley, are you honest
Speaker 1: with these women about out what your intentions are? Like?
Speaker 1: You'll tell Christie I don't want a serious relationship. We
Speaker 1: just want to have some fun brook you know what,
Speaker 1: I could tell that you don't like me. No, I
Speaker 1: think it's fine as long as you're honest with your intentions.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine to date around, as long as
Speaker 1: you don't tell someone that you're looking for more or
Speaker 1: pretend like you're in a relationship with them. I disagree.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you were as old as you are. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're coming for me like that. You would be into
Speaker 1: this if you were younger, this kind of date, But
Speaker 1: it does not have to do with age. I'm just
Speaker 1: asking if you're an honest person. That is an ageless thing, Weslie,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty honest. I don't like to lead people on.
Speaker 1: All right, rude though, because I'm in my thirties, thank
Speaker 1: you very much, but whatever. All right, well I will
Speaker 1: dial her phone number right now. Here we go? Cool? Hello?
Speaker 1: All is this Christy speaking? Hey Christy? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning. Hey, Hey, what's up? What's not much?
Speaker 1: You listen to the show? Ever? Yeah, I'm I've heard
Speaker 1: it sometimes. But why are you calling? Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard a second date update before? Is that the one
Speaker 1: where like people call in and then like they haven't
Speaker 1: heard from someone or something. Yeah, that's exactly what it is,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly why I'm calling. Yeah I don't. Yeah, what, Well,
Speaker 1: you went out with a dude a while back and
Speaker 1: you're not returning any of his text messages or phone calls.
Speaker 1: So he emailed us to see if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why you're not
Speaker 1: getting back to him. Are you sure that it was me,
Speaker 1: because honestly, I haven't gone out with any guys recently. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't have said recently. I think it
Speaker 1: was actually a little while ago. I'll give you his
Speaker 1: name and then you can tell me if you remember
Speaker 1: going out with him. His name is Wesley. Uh, the
Speaker 1: Case guy. Do you remember the Caseydia guy? That guy? Yes? God,
Speaker 1: oh my god? Do you remember the guy that took
Speaker 1: your home and made okay? Alright, big douche. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. And you hung out
Speaker 1: with him a couple of times, right, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: I did. Um. Honestly, I'm kind of upset about it.
Speaker 1: So you hung out with him for a while. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you get his text message from the other day?
Speaker 1: He said that he was thinking about you and then
Speaker 1: texted you to try to get together again. That's it? Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. All right, So why do you regret hanging
Speaker 1: out with him? He hurt your feelings or he's a jerk,
Speaker 1: Like he's seriously such a jerk. How I just like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: what did he tell you about our interaction? Like? What
Speaker 1: did he tell you? He said that you guys met
Speaker 1: at a party, you went back to his place for
Speaker 1: casdia Really good, case, I guess, yeah, No, it was good.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, Like, what was in it. It was
Speaker 1: like he said, he said, it's barbecue chicken that he uses. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good.
Speaker 1: You can talk about dating him, or we can just
Speaker 1: turn this into like a like a food segment about casidias.
Speaker 1: I'm down with either, whichever you want to do. Christie.
Speaker 1: He did say that you're very hot. Yes, he actually
Speaker 1: can't even remember why you guys stopped talking. Well that's good. Um,
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything about his birthday. No, were you
Speaker 1: guys hanging out on his birthday? We'd hung out a
Speaker 1: few times and he'd like a dufus, but he was charming,
Speaker 1: So we were like hanging out around the time of
Speaker 1: the birthday and a couple of days before I decided
Speaker 1: that I really I liked him. I thought he was cool.
Speaker 1: So I made him this birthday card. I like, made
Speaker 1: it by hands. That's cute. Yeah, I mean I liked him.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know that I I liked him. And
Speaker 1: when I gave it to him, he laughed and said, oh, whoa,
Speaker 1: you obviously care way more about me than I care
Speaker 1: about you. Who wow? Oh so yeah, all that bad?
Speaker 1: And then he kissed me on the forehead. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like saying, bless your heart. But honestly it was it
Speaker 1: was not great, but quite frankly, like even though it
Speaker 1: was like harsh, he was being honest about it. He
Speaker 1: even like we had a conversation afterward and he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't like I saved my feelings, so
Speaker 1: you may want to save yours for somewhere else. It
Speaker 1: was like, really harsh, but in a weird way, I
Speaker 1: had some respect for him because he was at least
Speaker 1: being honest. So quite frankly, the fact that he's calling
Speaker 1: in now because he can't remember me off, Oh does it?
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk to him? What? No, Well,
Speaker 1: he's on the other line. Listen, I wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you, so you could talk to him if you want.
Speaker 1: Chris David, he's, oh, that's up? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: What's up? You didn't text me back? Are you Did
Speaker 1: you hear anything? Did you hear any? Guy? I did
Speaker 1: think it's hilarious than Christy Woods? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Do you think this is hilarious? Do you think it's
Speaker 1: hilarious that you can't remember? Why we're not talking to
Speaker 1: each other? I don't know. I just think it's rule.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. I'm sorry. When my god, you
Speaker 1: are such a jerk. You have a little to me
Speaker 1: that you can't even remember. I mean now that you
Speaker 1: mentioned it, Yeah, I guess I can remember. Okay, my god? No,
Speaker 1: So what do you what do you even want for me? Like?
Speaker 1: I don't really understand what you want from me? Do
Speaker 1: you think we should go out again? Yeah? I want
Speaker 1: to see I really do. No, you don't, dude, No,
Speaker 1: you don't. What makes you say that? Dude? You already
Speaker 1: tried texting me and I ignored your text Get a clue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I figured maybe you just forgot to respond. Oh I
Speaker 1: didn't forget to respond. What you did on your birthday
Speaker 1: was inexcusable. You're still upset over with a birthday card thing?
Speaker 1: Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? Oh wow? No,
Speaker 1: I went through all of that effort to make that
Speaker 1: card for you, and you just treated me like I
Speaker 1: was like a little pet. I feel so stupid. Look,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you to make me a birthday card,
Speaker 1: all right. That kind of came off a little clingy
Speaker 1: and a little desperate. So that's on you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh so every time somebody did something nice for you.
Speaker 1: That's clingy and desperate. Huh yeah, I mean I would
Speaker 1: have been just as happy if we did the same
Speaker 1: thing we did the night before, But no, you had
Speaker 1: to go and make it all the moment with feelings
Speaker 1: and sprinkles and craps. Oh my god, this is just
Speaker 1: like nonsense, Like this is talking to a lunatic. I
Speaker 1: am so turned on right now, get it out. You're
Speaker 1: turned on? What are you turned on by Wesley? No, no, guys,
Speaker 1: just listen to how intense and passionate she is right now.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't get over it. Oh man, Oh are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? You are gross thing? Oh, come on you,
Speaker 1: this is disgustingly think that this is working. I do
Speaker 1: feel like Wesley. You're kind of delusional. You're old. You're
Speaker 1: not into there, Christie. I heard you tell them that
Speaker 1: you had a good time with me, that we hung out.
Speaker 1: It was all good. You loved my case Cydias. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did like the caya back then, before I realize
Speaker 1: what a jerk you are talk dirty to me. I
Speaker 1: love it. I get angry. God, No, no, no, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Christie.
Speaker 1: Can I please get off the phone? This is weird. Well,
Speaker 1: in just a second, I need to ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with Wesley again on
Speaker 1: a second date? Yeah? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you have two Wesley's on the phone right
Speaker 1: now with you. Christie. What do you say, Christie? I
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Not a shot in hell, Wesley. I
Speaker 1: was surprised. I thought she was gonna I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna turn her around to your side, and she's
Speaker 1: thought she was gonna go forth to your Yeah. I
Speaker 1: know he's being sarcastic, Weslie. Christy, listen, you're not remembering
Speaker 1: the good times we had. Please try to remember that
Speaker 1: good time. Wesley. I don't think you're getting a second
Speaker 1: date with Christy. Hey, that's all right, guys, because, like
Speaker 1: I said, I got two other ones right now, So
Speaker 1: we're good, okay, all right, Well, Christy, thank you for
Speaker 1: your time, appreciate it, and she's gone, all right, And
Speaker 1: Wesley good luck and continue to date Hella. All right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, see broken Jewil in the morning.