WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: I Date Hella

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking jubil in the morning. Second date update. I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to the dude that's on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today because the way he started

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<v Speaker 1>off his email was just hilarious to me. Really, it

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<v Speaker 1>just started with I date Hella and I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>blown off, so I need your help. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we already all have an opinion of him. Right. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Wesley. What's up? Wesley? Hey? What's up? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Not much? So you date Hella? Huh Hella? You know

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<v Speaker 1>it now? That wasn't a joke, right, Wesley? You're being

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<v Speaker 1>serious on that one. I'm aficionado of dating. Oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you go on a lot of dates, yep, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that that's probably a good sign, is that

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<v Speaker 1>you're going on a lot of first dates. It's usually

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<v Speaker 1>that you get a lot of second dates. It is

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<v Speaker 1>probably a better sign, Wesley. It's not the way my

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<v Speaker 1>first dates go. All right, your first dates are successful,

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<v Speaker 1>at least according your email. You said you've never been

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<v Speaker 1>blown off before ever? Never? Really, not one time? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So who's the lucky lady who popped your cherry? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that too much for being blown off? This was months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and my memory is kind of like hazy. But I

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<v Speaker 1>met this girl, Christie at a friend's house party, so

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<v Speaker 1>we had mutual friends. I never talked to her before that,

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<v Speaker 1>but we met at this party. And you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>use a line that works. Well, is it that you

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<v Speaker 1>date Hella? That is how I date Hella? Absolutely, so

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<v Speaker 1>I use this line. I know a lot of guys

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<v Speaker 1>have lines, but the line I use as I say,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we come back to my place? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>make a banging case Idia? What? Okay, do you actually

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<v Speaker 1>make the case ada or that's just a line? I

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<v Speaker 1>make it from scratch, secret ingredient barbecue chicken. Oh okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're telling me a case idia is what wins

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<v Speaker 1>women's hearts over to come back to your place. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And some of them they're like, oh, I'm not eating sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, I'm on Keto, I'm on Paleo. I

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<v Speaker 1>could do keto. Case Adia's gluten free. Wow, whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>need the case master, that's it. I guess dud dude

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<v Speaker 1>should take note. Yeah, all you gotta do is be

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<v Speaker 1>able to make a case of dia and you can

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<v Speaker 1>get any woman you want. Hey, seriously, though, if you

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<v Speaker 1>offer a drunk girl a case Cidia, there's no way

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<v Speaker 1>she's staying no to that. Okay, no way, did you

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<v Speaker 1>offer a drunk mease? There's no way I'm saying no. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're basically taking home anyway. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all right, I'm interested right now. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>drunk yet. So is that how you met Chrissy? Then

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<v Speaker 1>you used the case of da line. Yeah, And we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up hooking up that night, and god, it was

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<v Speaker 1>so long ago, I can't even really remember. We ended

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<v Speaker 1>up hanging out a few times after that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of lost touch. I don't I don't really.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you guys, i'd date a lot, so we

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<v Speaker 1>get it. I can't. I can't remember why we stopped talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say think there was ever like a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>where we said all right, we're done. It just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of went away. And why are you thinking about her? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I was on Facebook and you know how when somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>profile pops up, it says you know somebody. You may

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<v Speaker 1>know it was her, and you're like, oh, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>that girl. Yes, she is so hot. And I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember why I stopped talking to her and a girl

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I have no idea why we would have

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<v Speaker 1>stopped seeing each other between having fun and her being

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<v Speaker 1>just piping hot. I can't, I don't, I don't understand. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you just want some answers? Absolutely? Yeah. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>ask you, since it's hard for you to remember, how

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<v Speaker 1>many girls are you currently hanging out with right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I have two on the rag right now, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I mean, and here's the thing, I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't even want to be exclusive with her. I just

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<v Speaker 1>hind her, want her back on the rotation. You know

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<v Speaker 1>kind of offer is that? Yeah? I mean, maybe she's

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<v Speaker 1>got her own rotation going to work for her. But

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<v Speaker 1>you have you contacted her? I tried to texting her

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<v Speaker 1>because I still had her number, and you know, no response. Okay, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this is really a love story. I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>wait to get her on the phone and say, remember

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who kind of remembers you every time we

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<v Speaker 1>hung out. We had a really good time. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even think if you asked her if she had fun

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<v Speaker 1>with me, I guarantee her answer is going to be yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So why do you think she's not texting you back then? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't. I can't put my finger on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know. I could put my finger on

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of things for you, but I'll just leave

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<v Speaker 1>those to myself. I bet you would like to put

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<v Speaker 1>your finger on a couple of things, huh, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to put my finger on those. Case, it is all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song and then come back and

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds good. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>The stomach is the most romantic Oregan in the bo

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<v Speaker 1>because this old saying goes way to a man's heart

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<v Speaker 1>through the stomach. Apparently the way to a woman's pants

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<v Speaker 1>is through the stomach as well. Wesley is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with us and he has a signature move when

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<v Speaker 1>he meets the ladies. Apparently when he's out at the

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<v Speaker 1>clubs or partying or whatever. He says that they should

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<v Speaker 1>go back to his place because he makes a killer

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<v Speaker 1>casedilla and the way he described him actually sounds pretty delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently it worked with somebody named Christy, but now

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling him back. He also says that he

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<v Speaker 1>dates a bunch like he's constantly dating. He says he's

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<v Speaker 1>got two girls that he's dating right now, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was hanging out with Christie for a while then she

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<v Speaker 1>sort of dropped off. He doesn't remember why. He tried

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<v Speaker 1>to text her a little while ago because he saw

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<v Speaker 1>her picture come up in his suggestions on Facebook, but

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<v Speaker 1>she never texted him back. And that has not happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Wesley before ever in his life. Is that right, Wesley? Oh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I have to ask you, Wesley, are you honest

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<v Speaker 1>with these women about out what your intentions are? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>You'll tell Christie I don't want a serious relationship. We

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<v Speaker 1>just want to have some fun brook you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell that you don't like me. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's fine as long as you're honest with your intentions.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine to date around, as long as

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<v Speaker 1>you don't tell someone that you're looking for more or

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<v Speaker 1>pretend like you're in a relationship with them. I disagree.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, you were as old as you are. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're coming for me like that. You would be into

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<v Speaker 1>this if you were younger, this kind of date, But

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<v Speaker 1>it does not have to do with age. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>asking if you're an honest person. That is an ageless thing, Weslie,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty honest. I don't like to lead people on.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, rude though, because I'm in my thirties, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much, but whatever. All right, well I will

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<v Speaker 1>dial her phone number right now. Here we go? Cool? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>All is this Christy speaking? Hey Christy? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the morning. Hey, Hey, what's up? What's not much?

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<v Speaker 1>You listen to the show? Ever? Yeah, I'm I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>it sometimes. But why are you calling? Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard a second date update before? Is that the one

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<v Speaker 1>where like people call in and then like they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>heard from someone or something. Yeah, that's exactly what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's exactly why I'm calling. Yeah I don't. Yeah, what, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you went out with a dude a while back and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not returning any of his text messages or phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>So he emailed us to see if we could get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and find out why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to him. Are you sure that it was me,

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<v Speaker 1>because honestly, I haven't gone out with any guys recently. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I shouldn't have said recently. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was actually a little while ago. I'll give you his

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<v Speaker 1>name and then you can tell me if you remember

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<v Speaker 1>going out with him. His name is Wesley. Uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>Case guy. Do you remember the Caseydia guy? That guy? Yes? God,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god? Do you remember the guy that took

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<v Speaker 1>your home and made okay? Alright, big douche. No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. And you hung out

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<v Speaker 1>with him a couple of times, right, Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Um. Honestly, I'm kind of upset about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you hung out with him for a while. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get his text message from the other day?

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he was thinking about you and then

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<v Speaker 1>texted you to try to get together again. That's it? Yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. All right, So why do you regret hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with him? He hurt your feelings or he's a jerk,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's seriously such a jerk. How I just like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he tell you about our interaction? Like? What

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<v Speaker 1>did he tell you? He said that you guys met

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<v Speaker 1>at a party, you went back to his place for

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<v Speaker 1>casdia Really good, case, I guess, yeah, No, it was good.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember, Like, what was in it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like he said, he said, it's barbecue chicken that he uses. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good.

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<v Speaker 1>You can talk about dating him, or we can just

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<v Speaker 1>turn this into like a like a food segment about casidias.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down with either, whichever you want to do. Christie.

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<v Speaker 1>He did say that you're very hot. Yes, he actually

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<v Speaker 1>can't even remember why you guys stopped talking. Well that's good. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't say anything about his birthday. No, were you

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<v Speaker 1>guys hanging out on his birthday? We'd hung out a

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<v Speaker 1>few times and he'd like a dufus, but he was charming,

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<v Speaker 1>So we were like hanging out around the time of

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<v Speaker 1>the birthday and a couple of days before I decided

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<v Speaker 1>that I really I liked him. I thought he was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So I made him this birthday card. I like, made

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<v Speaker 1>it by hands. That's cute. Yeah, I mean I liked him.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to know that I I liked him. And

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<v Speaker 1>when I gave it to him, he laughed and said, oh, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>you obviously care way more about me than I care

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Who wow? Oh so yeah, all that bad?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he kissed me on the forehead. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like saying, bless your heart. But honestly it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was not great, but quite frankly, like even though it

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<v Speaker 1>was like harsh, he was being honest about it. He

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<v Speaker 1>even like we had a conversation afterward and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't like I saved my feelings, so

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<v Speaker 1>you may want to save yours for somewhere else. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, really harsh, but in a weird way, I

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<v Speaker 1>had some respect for him because he was at least

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<v Speaker 1>being honest. So quite frankly, the fact that he's calling

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<v Speaker 1>in now because he can't remember me off, Oh does it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to talk to him? What? No, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's on the other line. Listen, I wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you, so you could talk to him if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris David, he's, oh, that's up? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? You didn't text me back? Are you Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hear anything? Did you hear any? Guy? I did

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<v Speaker 1>think it's hilarious than Christy Woods? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think this is hilarious? Do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious that you can't remember? Why we're not talking to

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<v Speaker 1>each other? I don't know. I just think it's rule.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's funny. I'm sorry. When my god, you

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<v Speaker 1>are such a jerk. You have a little to me

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<v Speaker 1>that you can't even remember. I mean now that you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it, Yeah, I guess I can remember. Okay, my god? No,

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you what do you even want for me? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really understand what you want from me? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think we should go out again? Yeah? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see I really do. No, you don't, dude, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. What makes you say that? Dude? You already

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<v Speaker 1>tried texting me and I ignored your text Get a clue. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I figured maybe you just forgot to respond. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't forget to respond. What you did on your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>was inexcusable. You're still upset over with a birthday card thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? Oh wow? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I went through all of that effort to make that

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<v Speaker 1>card for you, and you just treated me like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like a little pet. I feel so stupid. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask you to make me a birthday card,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. That kind of came off a little clingy

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<v Speaker 1>and a little desperate. So that's on you. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so every time somebody did something nice for you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's clingy and desperate. Huh yeah, I mean I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been just as happy if we did the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing we did the night before, But no, you had

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<v Speaker 1>to go and make it all the moment with feelings

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<v Speaker 1>and sprinkles and craps. Oh my god, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>like nonsense, Like this is talking to a lunatic. I

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<v Speaker 1>am so turned on right now, get it out. You're

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<v Speaker 1>turned on? What are you turned on by Wesley? No, no, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>just listen to how intense and passionate she is right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I can't get over it. Oh man, Oh are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? You are gross thing? Oh, come on you,

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<v Speaker 1>this is disgustingly think that this is working. I do

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<v Speaker 1>feel like Wesley. You're kind of delusional. You're old. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not into there, Christie. I heard you tell them that

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<v Speaker 1>you had a good time with me, that we hung out.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all good. You loved my case Cydias. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did like the caya back then, before I realize

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<v Speaker 1>what a jerk you are talk dirty to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I get angry. God, No, no, no, you're ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>This is ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Christie.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I please get off the phone? This is weird. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in just a second, I need to ask you a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go out with Wesley again on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? Yeah? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you have two Wesley's on the phone right

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<v Speaker 1>now with you. Christie. What do you say, Christie? I

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<v Speaker 1>can't hear you. Not a shot in hell, Wesley. I

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<v Speaker 1>was surprised. I thought she was gonna I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna turn her around to your side, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>thought she was gonna go forth to your Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>know he's being sarcastic, Weslie. Christy, listen, you're not remembering

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<v Speaker 1>the good times we had. Please try to remember that

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Wesley. I don't think you're getting a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with Christy. Hey, that's all right, guys, because, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I got two other ones right now, So

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<v Speaker 1>we're good, okay, all right, Well, Christy, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your time, appreciate it, and she's gone, all right, And

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<v Speaker 1>Wesley good luck and continue to date Hella. All right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, see broken Jewil in the morning.