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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season point two, episode

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Speaker 1: two of DR Daily Sight Guys for March thirteenth, two eighteen.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a K. Because I'm cool

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Speaker 1: like Jack. I'm cool like Jack, I'm cool like Jack.

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Speaker 1: I'm cool, I'm cool, and I'm joined as always by

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Speaker 1: my co host Mr Miles Great and I said great, yeah, yeah, great, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, Gray, that is that's my cell phone. But

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Speaker 1: we can't we can't retake that because that we're gonna

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Speaker 1: living in the moment, baby, and I had to drop

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Speaker 1: that phone line. Shout out to Chris Bond on Twitter

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Speaker 1: for that one, because you know how I love the pair. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she also were Beautiful by Christine Agular and most of

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Speaker 1: the hits on most people's albums, So yes, thank you

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Speaker 1: Chris Bond. That song will be stuck in my head

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Speaker 1: for the rest of the NIME. Mom loved that song. Man,

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Speaker 1: she didn't even know what was going on. Yet another

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Speaker 1: thing that's right. The song was asking the quest that

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Speaker 1: was in her heart. I mean, she stepped in the

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Speaker 1: morning and what is it step out, wake in the morning,

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Speaker 1: at step outside, step outside, and I take a deep

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Speaker 1: Bertha and I get me hi anyway, So saying from

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Speaker 1: the top of my loans, uh, my ak was courtesy

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Speaker 1: of Matt Rod And we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by the hilarious writer Jessica Gal. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm well? How about yourself? We're thrilled

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Speaker 1: to have you on. Just stepped all of them. I

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Speaker 1: answer for Miles. Miles, what did I say about speaking before?

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Speaker 1: I will have whatever he's having. Uh, Jessica, you are

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Speaker 1: writing on am I allowed to say what you are

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Speaker 1: writing on the Future Corporate? I finished writing you write

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Speaker 1: season two? Okay, and but that is the most recent

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Speaker 1: show I've written on. Right, and you also write on

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Speaker 1: Rick and Morty. Yes, I wrote on the third season

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Speaker 1: with a wonderful season of television. Very well done. What

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history that is revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are as a human being? Uh? My most

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Speaker 1: recent weird search history thing is I looked up Thor

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Speaker 1: Bjornson's daily diet. He plays the Mountain on Game of Throws. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I really love knowing the diet. What what like

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Speaker 1: big strong people eat on a daily pay? Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he eats thirteen pounds of food today. So he just

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Speaker 1: like puts it on a scale. And that's how he

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Speaker 1: decides because because because he's like a bodybuilder, everything is

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Speaker 1: all portioned out, so he there's like weights to everything

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Speaker 1: he eats, like everything that's listed, it's like whatever, like

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Speaker 1: kilograms of this and however many kilograms of that or

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Speaker 1: I guess it would be milligrams nine and nearly four pounds,

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Speaker 1: so I guess it does. Yeah, pounds of food, A

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Speaker 1: couple of potatoes and some steaks to power that thing.

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Speaker 1: I want to know how many poo he produces? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, right, like no, because you're I mean, I

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Speaker 1: feel like you're saying the same size. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: I guess you lose some of the calories through like exhaling, right,

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Speaker 1: and do you ever weigh yourself right before and right

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Speaker 1: after you pooh oh yes, I exclusively exclusively myself after that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you didn't see our toilet is actually like on a scale.

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Speaker 1: He just tears. He just does a teror move when

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Speaker 1: he's on it tears the scale. And then that would

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Speaker 1: kind of be a dream for me to have a

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Speaker 1: toilet that way too. How much that would actually okay,

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Speaker 1: man venture capitalist up, honestly, if for like four teen bucks.

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Speaker 1: If I could turn my toilet seat into a scale,

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Speaker 1: I would probably do that just for the fun. A

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Speaker 1: little more money than that. That's cheaper than a fucking

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Speaker 1: squatty potty, and I think you need to spend a

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Speaker 1: But yeah, if the seat was the scale, what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: then you got your feet is already off the ground.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you just lifted a little bit. My voice

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Speaker 1: demonstrate with uh Jessica. Besides Miles is shark tank idea

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Speaker 1: that he just described on air? What is underrated in

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Speaker 1: your book? Besides that? Um, I think Kirkland's signature everything

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Speaker 1: I I love Costco more than anything else in this

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Speaker 1: entire world. Okay, so here's my thing with Costco. I love.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to tear you apart. Yeah, but there

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Speaker 1: are certain products where they give you such large portion

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Speaker 1: sizes that like, for instance, I love toast ittos. I

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Speaker 1: at Costco. It's like so big that I like start

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Speaker 1: resenting the tostitos because like just how many there are,

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Speaker 1: bag of tostitos. That's like a sleeping bag full of tostitos. Uh,

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Speaker 1: but that you're letting tostitos ruin an entire universe. But

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Speaker 1: also if you had bought a smaller bag of tostitos,

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Speaker 1: what would you do if you finish that bag, You'd

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Speaker 1: go and buy another another one. Yeah, so sorry, Costco

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Speaker 1: is saving you crips. Yeah, exactly, just vacuum seel like

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Speaker 1: airlock little containers. No, I'm not. It's just something that

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Speaker 1: you know when I really first of all, fed Co

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Speaker 1: where which used to be like Costco, those like sort

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Speaker 1: of membership stores. About my grandfather still to this day,

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Speaker 1: always go for fed Co lunch, which was the sample scamp.

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Speaker 1: But also the first time I had Kirkland signature light beer.

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Speaker 1: It was when I was like, yo, this the packaging

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Speaker 1: much identical to like all light beers. That That's when

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Speaker 1: I was like, yo, they can do no wrong because

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Speaker 1: everything else to that point was on point, and I

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Speaker 1: thought maybe they might mess up with this. No is

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Speaker 1: Kirkland everywhere. Everybody knows what Kirkland is, right, well, if

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Speaker 1: at Costco, like the Acme brandy. But and then all

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Speaker 1: devotees of Kirkland will tell you that they use the

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Speaker 1: actual companies that make the products you love and they

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Speaker 1: just slapped the Kirkland logo on it, so like that's

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Speaker 1: part of their deal when the company is exactly so

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Speaker 1: it's not jankie, like actual companies that are actually making

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Speaker 1: the name brand stuff are also making the kirk Well,

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Speaker 1: that Kirkland signature brand vodka is Great Goose, and so

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Speaker 1: like I did some research on that and it technically

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Speaker 1: and I think most of podkas are approximately the same.

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Speaker 1: a hangover the next day. Are drinker? No, I'm a

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Speaker 1: Scotch drinker. Have you had? Do they do make scotch?

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Speaker 1: They do? You know, I just purchased. I think this

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Speaker 1: is because I haven't seen this before, but there is

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Speaker 1: I just bought a kirkland At eighteen year aged scotch

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Speaker 1: what about I think this is mild game, Jessica. This

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Speaker 1: is why I don't let him speak first questions. Sign

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Speaker 1: off on that ball. Is Kirkland brand? Is it eighteen

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Speaker 1: as a different brand, right, well, no, but what they do,

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Speaker 1: that they've done they've done collaborations with McCallen before, um

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Speaker 1: pull up the Wikipedia. Kirkland signature is Costco's private labels

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Speaker 1: Costco's corporate head introduced Kirkland as a private label. So

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Speaker 1: it is twenty three years old, six years old. I

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Speaker 1: do not know how to do that. That's the non

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Speaker 1: Asian side of you. Yeah, mafunctioning, Jessica. What is something

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Speaker 1: that you think is read? Um? I think that juicing

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Speaker 1: to rub your belly for fifteen minutes? Like if that

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Speaker 1: more ripped. So yeah, it's pseudo science. And so like

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Speaker 1: my parents have been really into like juicing, and like

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Speaker 1: they bought like the jack Lane, like like juicer from

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Speaker 1: Costco obviously, and they you know, then they're just doing

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Speaker 1: You should really be like drinking orange juice every day.

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Speaker 1: Smoothies have the fibers still in them. Right. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: cool um. Also, for people who aren't familiar with Costco,

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Speaker 1: we can all agree that the rotisserie chicken is one

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Speaker 1: of the best. Oh, it's the greatest thing in the men,

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Speaker 1: of thing they would say, like the cool priest would

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Speaker 1: say it will be like hey, I'm I get it.

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Speaker 1: I don't take this whole thing too seriously. And Mike

426
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Speaker 1: Pence is like, no, I'm serious, Jesus talks to me.

427
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that apologize for doubting it. Um. Yeah, And

428
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: did Joey Bart apologize? She did, so, what did you? Yeah,

429
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: that was it like a full throated I don't know

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00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: the specific details. I just know that she eventually went Okay,

431
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding now in my ear piece. Super producer

432
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: Nick just said she called him and reached out. She

433
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Speaker 1: called him directly, apparently have a great chat at the

434
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Speaker 1: time he was reading about it. I'm I'm reciting this

435
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: as I hear it in my headphones. She had not

436
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: to that point apologize publicly on the view, but may have.

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Speaker 1: No I think she did today is why that was

438
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Speaker 1: good for her. That she has a direct line of

439
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Speaker 1: Mike Pence. Maybe she can talk some like how the fund?

440
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: Do you have that number? Yeah? Well, apparently like anyone

441
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: can reach like Trump, you just call his Like, wasn't

442
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: it like you just call his office or something. It's

443
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: like hotel and they just patch you talk to Trump

444
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 1: real quick, please hold just like that. Uh, I don't know. Uh,

445
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: that's a that's a bummer. Put another one in for

446
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 1: the people who claimed that Christianity is all about bullying

447
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,919
Speaker 1: people into uh, you know, believing what you believe in, Uh,

448
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: letting you say whatever you want to say. Yeah, the

449
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: hypocrisy is like bonkers. It's yeah, all right, let us

450
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: take a quick break and then we'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: And we're back, and we're talking about Baskets, which is

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Speaker 1: a great underrated show. Great. Who is Louie Anderson? Has

453
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Speaker 1: he want anything? Uh? Oh great? Then I'm just gonna

454
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Speaker 1: fade to the back. Yeah. I also love that in

455
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: this current season, like it's basically Louie Anderson's show now,

456
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: Like that's the main character now. And the reason we

457
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: bring that up if you haven't seen it, is because

458
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Speaker 1: as the mother, she her her home is fully stocked

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00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: with only Kirkland Signature's finest products. And they don't like

460
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: call attention to it. It's just like a joke. Yeah,

461
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: they just talk about it like it's a part of

462
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: their lives, which is really great. And then also Martha

463
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: works at Costco and drives her a little Costco Brandon

464
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: car when uh and super producer Nick Stump is the

465
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Speaker 1: Baskets mom of our studio. He is wearing all headed

466
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Speaker 1: to Kirkland right, all Kirkland here all the time, wearing

467
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Speaker 1: Kirkland underwear, which I didn't even know was the thing.

468
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: Wonderfully comfortable Kirkland toilet paper is the best I love it. Yeah,

469
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Speaker 1: it's great and and I love I love having thirty

470
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Speaker 1: six rolls of toilet paper in my house at any

471
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Speaker 1: given time. Right, you feel safe, you feel confident. It

472
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: feels so safe. Never resent having too much toilet paper.

473
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Speaker 1: If Yeah, when I get down to my last six pack,

474
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Speaker 1: like I get real nervous and have to go get

475
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Speaker 1: another thing. Be Like when I get down to my

476
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Speaker 1: last twenty, I'm out the door because if any sort

477
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Speaker 1: of apocalypse happens, I need to know that I can

478
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Speaker 1: wipe my ass. Yeah, Like that's the one thing that's

479
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Speaker 1: the one reminder of home, like the my old life.

480
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Speaker 1: That's what I want, isn't Like Kirkland, A lot of

481
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: like doomsday preppers speculate that coffee will be the most

482
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: expensive post apocalyptic. You don't drink any coffee, Oh, then

483
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna be Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be negan start. Yeah. Yeah,

484
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: I can't wait that toilet paper. Why wouldn't it be

485
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 1: boozer cigarettes? Why coffee? I think because you could make booze, right,

486
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, if you really wanted to,

487
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: you could probably make people have a daily dependence on coffee,

488
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: Like most people like almost all people drink coffee, whereas

489
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: like booze and cigarettes. It's there at that point you

490
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: have gone crazy from all the radioactive fallout. There you're

491
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: thinking about turning up with a forty right um, all right,

492
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: well hey, from baskets to kicking the bucket. What uh um,

493
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Speaker 1: thank you stef writer. Right for Leno, there's a free one. Uh,

494
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: there's a free one Leno. So that is something that

495
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: lad the meal Plutin said. He said traders will kick

496
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: the bucket. As they were doing a spy exchange with

497
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: the UK, and the guy that they were exchanging to

498
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: go to the UK, who was a double crossing spy

499
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: according to Russia, was then like openly publicly attacked with

500
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: a nerve agent not too long ago, I guess in

501
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: the past couple of weeks. Right, there's last week, last week.

502
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: His name is Sergey script paal Um, perfectly pronounced by

503
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: me uh and uh yeah. He and his daughter were

504
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: at a mall and got attacked by some mysterious substance

505
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: that turned out to be a nerve agent that is

506
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: mainly produced by Russia. Right, Like, it's hard to find

507
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: anywhere other than it's very specific. I think it's called

508
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: nova chalk, which doesn't Yeah, that sounds like it was

509
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: made in America. Um it basically, yeah, they the Russians

510
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: are known to be manufacturing it, and that's their things.

511
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: So it's a it's very very obvious. It's a calling card.

512
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: It's like them signing the assassination and the I'm like, yo,

513
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: this was US, Like if it was Kirkland signature nerve agent,

514
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: you would know the US. Um I thought you were

515
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: going to say, you would know it was me, right. Um.

516
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: So apparently this is a thing that goes on in

517
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Speaker 1: the UK pretty regularly that Russia will just assassinate, you know,

518
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Speaker 1: enemies of their state in the UK and just get

519
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: away with it. The US spy agencies will tell, you know,

520
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: the UK government and British police, hey, these are like

521
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: clearly murders being committed by uh, you know Putin and

522
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: his government and uh the British police up to this

523
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: point have just been like, no, no foul play, this

524
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: all looks good to us and just kind of let

525
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Speaker 1: it slide. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of people don't

526
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: want to sort of antagonize Russia, and also Russians invest heavily,

527
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: like in the financial sector, like in London, and own

528
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: a lot of property in London. So there's like one

529
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: of those weird things like oh, well, you know, we

530
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: can pretend it didn't happen because it's so odd. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, because I think it's something like fourteen deaths

532
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: or something to this point, death of like of people

533
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: who were suspected of like victims of Russian hit jobs.

534
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: But you know that should be expected because Vladimir Putin

535
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: was basically like, yeah, anybody who is a defector or

536
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: like an enemy the state, like we will get you

537
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: wherever you are kind of thing essentially, and there's open

538
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: order that from the Russian government being like, you know,

539
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: you have a license to kill anybody who is an

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Speaker 1: enemy of the Russian state anywhere that's not Russia, like globally,

541
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Speaker 1: we you're We're good with it. You just do your thing, right,

542
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: is it? Do you know? Is it specifically Russian nationals

543
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: or is it anybody? Because I think that it would

544
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: be a very different story if they were killing like

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00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: British nationals, you know, No, I think a lot of

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00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: them have been former Russian like they're Russian nationals, but

547
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: they just exclusively that yeah, because I think that they

548
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: would have to take it exactly there was something more

549
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: serious if it was Yeah, yeah, it's a very delicately

550
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: Blair's buddy or something buddy, you know, Tony Blair. And yeah,

551
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: the guy he plays on the weekends probably sucks in basketball.

552
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: I would I would love to see him throw a baseball, right,

553
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: oh man, because you don't have the throwing motion in

554
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: Europe like we do. People really don't say, like we

555
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: can't kick ship in the US, like watching American trynk

556
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: kick something like but like it you'll be surprised, as

557
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: an American watching somebody try and throw something who's from

558
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: another country, how unnatural that motion is. Like it's really

559
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: it's something we learned from an early age. But like, yeah,

560
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: they can't get it like five feet in front of them,

561
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: Like they don't even have the chess pass, you know

562
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like even with soccer, like when they

563
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: get the ball, they do the overhead and not many

564
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: people do this the chess pass, like not into play

565
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: but just to each other. Anyway, that's a that's a

566
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: whole other nuance conversation. Anyways, the UK has decided they're

567
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: not fucking around this time, right, So Theresa May went

568
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: to Parliament yesterday and was basically saying, like, you have

569
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Speaker 1: until midnight tonight Tuesday, the Russian government, that is, to

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00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: explain what the funk happened, because like they did that

571
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Speaker 1: with like Litvinenko was another uh, like former spy who

572
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: got hit with like polonium like years ago, I think

573
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Speaker 1: like eleven years ago or something polonium in his tea.

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00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: Polonium is like a radio active substance that literally could

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Speaker 1: only come from like the Russian government. They put it

576
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Speaker 1: in his tea and he died a slow, agonizing death. Yeah. Uh.

577
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: And so this time they were like, look, this nerve

578
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: agent is clearly you guys. So her thing was like,

579
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: there's only one of two conclusions. Uh, you guys fucking

580
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: did it or you gave the nerve agent to somebody

581
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: else to do it. So which one is that you

582
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: can pick it and then answer to us. Uh. And

583
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: she's based saying like, yo, we will we will retaliate,

584
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: like we will figure something out to do that. Will

585
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: you will feel the effects of trying to kill somebody

586
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: on British soil. So like a lot of the things

587
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: that have been float your sanctions which is the typical

588
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: thing expelling diplomats. Sure they could see his property because

589
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: there is a lot of like assets. Apparently a lot

590
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: of Russians have been moving like liquid assets into Russia

591
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: out of like EU places, but fixed things like property.

592
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: You can't just fucking carve out your house and then

593
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: air lifted the funk out of there, so they could

594
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: they could see that like cyber uh like retaliation, Uh,

595
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: military is unlikely, like they would evoke like Article five

596
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: or something like that with NATO. Uh. And one thing

597
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: that was plotted was like boycotting the World Cup because

598
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: it's in Russia. But the England is not going to

599
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: you wrote seriously, Well, yeah, like seriously, but l O

600
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Speaker 1: L they're not. There's no way, you know, they every year,

601
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: you know, England has to massively disappoint all their supporters,

602
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: uh chasing that's part of that's the greatest tradition. It

603
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: is because they didn't six. But again, they're not going

604
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: to make a point, like no football fan is gonna say, yeah,

605
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: take our team out of the most important sporting event

606
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: like in the world. So yeah, we'll see weapons. But

607
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: the Trump administration is totally on board and they've come

608
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: out and they said, funk Russia. Yes, we're on board

609
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: with our ally, right, Oh of course. Look but we

610
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: already know that this administration goes through painstaking length to

611
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: not say Russia and or or even like suggests that

612
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: there Russia could be a four pound guy in his basements. Yeah,

613
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: so for starters. Yesterday, I think that Sarah Sanders really

614
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: did a good job of commenting. Someone asked her, what

615
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: about this attack of of script all in the UK.

616
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: What do you think She read a statement and literally

617
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: massively avoided actually even using the word Russia once. You

618
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: should hear this. Look, we've been monitoring the incident closely.

619
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: Take it very seriously. The use of a highly lethal

620
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: nerve agent against UK citizens on UK soil is an outrage.

621
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Speaker 1: The attack was reckless, indiscriminate and irresponsible. We offer the

622
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: fullest condemnation and we extend our sympathy to the victims

623
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: and their families and our support to the UK government.

624
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: We stand by our closest ally in the special relationship

625
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: that we have. You're either you're not staying that Russia

626
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: was by right now? Um, we are standing with our

627
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: UK ally. I think they're still working through even some

628
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: of the details, and we're going to continue to work

629
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: with the UK and we certainly stand with them throughout

630
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: this process. H Yeah, we'll see how long we're allies

631
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: with the UK. Also like yeah, so to go along

632
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Speaker 1: with that. When Trump was asked I think this morning

633
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Speaker 1: about like what would happen if they agree with the

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Speaker 1: assessment that the UK has, they were saying, well, we'll

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Speaker 1: let them, you know, finish their investigation, and if we

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Speaker 1: agree with the facts, then we will we will condemn

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Speaker 1: Russia or maybe whoever else it was. We agree with

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Speaker 1: the facts, because that's how facts work. You have to

639
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 1: agree or disagree. Yes, it's subjective. Right. When the doctors like, yes,

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Speaker 1: you have male pattern balled in this, I said, I disagree,

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Speaker 1: now don't. Yeah, Like, tell me something different, tell me

642
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Speaker 1: it's a cool design of hairline, and they wouldn't. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: but facts are too fashionable. Horseshoe patterns, don't call fuck

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Speaker 1: you mail pattern, get the funk on it. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then this sort of feeds into the rex Stellerson

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Speaker 1: thing because I think yesterday or the day before, Rex

647
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Speaker 1: Stellers and unequivocally was like this was clearly the work

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Speaker 1: of Russia, and did you say Russia specifically, he came

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00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: out and said, Russia. Oh that wasn't smart man, what

650
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: happened to him? His words are, it's highly likely that

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Speaker 1: Russia was responsible, and the poison was part of a

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Speaker 1: certain unleashing of activity by Russia that would certainly trigger

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Speaker 1: a response. But yeah, he was basically saying the nerve

654
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Speaker 1: agent definitely came from Russia. So let's talk about the firing.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's been talking about. Everybody in America is talking about

656
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Speaker 1: John Mcentie, who is Donald Trump's personal assistant, has been fired.

657
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Um that among other people obviously were like to the

658
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: other one, very dubious financial. It's really weird. These reports

659
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: are just so strange. So first of all, it's just

660
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Speaker 1: weird that his personal assistant, like the guy who has

661
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Speaker 1: all the dirt on him, was a like he has

662
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Speaker 1: a seven million view trick shot compilation on on YouTube

663
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Speaker 1: where he's like throwing footballs in the basketball hoops from

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Speaker 1: like way mega. But he so he was last night

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Speaker 1: escorted out of the White House. Uh, and it was

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Speaker 1: such a you know, serious matter that they wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: let him get his jacket. So it was between thirty

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Speaker 1: six and forty one degrees last night and Washington d

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Speaker 1: c uh. They were just not letting him go back

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Speaker 1: to get his jacket. They just kicked him out in

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Speaker 1: his shirt sleeve. Come get the funk out. They're throwing

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Speaker 1: out a drunk from a bar. But that's kind of

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Speaker 1: what's crazy is we all see this unfolding stuff like

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Speaker 1: this has been unfolding for the last year and a half,

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Speaker 1: and yet more people continue to want to win this administration,

676
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: which is so crazy. Yeah. I mean, it's one of

677
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: the few places you could be a felon and they'll

678
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: hire you. Ye, So obviously with something that's serious and apparently,

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Speaker 1: according to sources close to the administration, it was related

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Speaker 1: to quote serious financial crimes. Uh so, obviously he is

681
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Speaker 1: screwed and won't be able to find a job anytime.

682
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: Oh wait, he has already got his next job to

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Speaker 1: be the senior advisor for campaign operations for the Trump campaign.

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Speaker 1: For uh so, they're apparently he knows something because they're

685
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: trying to keep him as close as possible. Thenn't want

686
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Speaker 1: him having another seven million view YouTube video where he's like, Okay,

687
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: so this ship was crazy. For my next trick shot,

688
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a voice note I took uh, and

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Speaker 1: but I guess yet that that was a big firing.

690
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: That was a big firing. But the other story that

691
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: everybody's really talking about Game of Thrones for dumb people continues.

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Speaker 1: Rex Tillerson is out as the Secretary of State. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This was something that had been rumored to be coming

694
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: down the pipe since the fall, that he was going

695
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: to get fired because you know, once he called Trump

696
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Speaker 1: a moron and then the press was like, did you

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00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: call Trump a moron? He was like, I'm not. We're

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Speaker 1: not talking about this, Like he just refused to say. Yeah. Well,

699
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: like he could have lied all you guys the media,

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Speaker 1: that's all you do. But he was I think he

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00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 1: was sending him because idiot. Yeah, He's like I'm wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna sit here and tell me you haven't called

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Speaker 1: him a moron? Um? And yeah, So Trump fired him

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Speaker 1: over Twitter. Uh. And you know, Tillerson's main like right

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Speaker 1: hand guy, uh told the media that Tillerson found out

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Speaker 1: about his firing on Twitter, and uh, oh he on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what Tillerson's right hand man said. And

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Speaker 1: then the White House contradicted that and said, no, we

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Speaker 1: told him Friday that he was going to be fired,

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00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: and so he knew about it because we're a professional organization.

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00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: Why would we fire him over Twitter? And then they

712
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: fired Tillerson's right hand guy, who had contradicted them for

713
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: telling the truth man for these very important negotiations. My

714
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: favorite part of the firing is that Trump did it

715
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: and said he'll probably be much happier now, which is

716
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Speaker 1: like the sort of thing that you would write, like

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Speaker 1: like that a passive aggressive like wounded lover would say

718
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: about someone like I bet you're real happy now? Does

719
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Speaker 1: she go down on you in a theater? H honest? Uh? Anyways,

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Speaker 1: he continually undermine Tillerson. I'm sure he is much happier now.

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Speaker 1: Everybody who has any history and diplomacy was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: this guy should quit, Like especially when when he was

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Speaker 1: negotiating with North Korea and Trump came out on Twitter

724
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Speaker 1: and was like, don't waste your time Rex these guys

725
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: like He's like, no, I think dialogue is the best route,

726
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: right well, because so now that means that Mike Pompeo,

727
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Speaker 1: who is the head of the CIA, is now next

728
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Speaker 1: in line, or if that's who is going to be

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00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: the next Secretary of State. Right, so we'll see how

730
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Speaker 1: that goes because they differ a lot a certain policy issues.

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Speaker 1: He's pretty hawkish, right yeah, And like he's down to

732
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Speaker 1: pull out of the Iran deal, oh um, because, like,

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Speaker 1: as we're saying before, that's the only thing keeping them

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Speaker 1: from having nuclear weapons. But just Trump just wants to

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Speaker 1: make good on his campaign pledge because it's just a

736
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Speaker 1: bad deal. But okay, sure it was done by Obama's Yeah,

737
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Speaker 1: so i's everything is bad, Obama bad. Everything good. And

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Speaker 1: like Rex Dollerson wanted to stay in the Paris Climate Agreement,

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Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo doesn't really care. He's kind of like a

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Speaker 1: climate chan's and I I think in his in his

741
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: confirmation hearing, he was like didn't really want to talk

742
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: about science at all. So in that way, I guess

743
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: Trump has found a buddy that will just kind of

744
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Speaker 1: go along with whatever he says. And also Tillerson came

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Speaker 1: out in the aftermath of the announcement that North Korea

746
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: and the and uh Trump would be meeting and was like, well,

747
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: we're let's let's pump the brakes a little bit here, guys,

748
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: Like we're not gonna just like throw Trump in there

749
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Speaker 1: like in a meeting, and Trump apparently didn't like that,

750
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: and he's been sort of against Tillerson getting any credit

751
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: for North Korea from the start since he released that statement,

752
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: being like, don't waste your time, Rex, And apparently, according

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Speaker 1: to insight sources, Trump decided to replace Tillerson now to

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Speaker 1: have a new team in place before upcoming talks with

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Speaker 1: Kim jonguans. So it was explicitly like the North Korea thing, Jesus,

756
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo, Dennis Rodman better be part of that delegation

757
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: for sure, he will be, just to make I feel

758
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: like that would be the only safety mechanism we have

759
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: at this point. Sadly because his whole yeah, he just

760
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: showed up. He's like, hey, my man, it's Steve kerr to,

761
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: I got even got Luke Longley right or not Jordan

762
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: because Jordan is an asshole and probably wants to watch

763
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: the world burns. So but then that means then there's

764
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Speaker 1: an opening at the CIA, which means the deputy director,

765
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: Gina haspol Uh is who Trump wants to be the

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00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: new head of the CIA, and she would be the

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00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: first woman to run the Spike group a victory for

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00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: all of womankind. Yeah, but you know, she's got a

769
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Speaker 1: little bit of a past, like most CIA people do.

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Speaker 1: She I think she was one of the she ran

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Speaker 1: the first black site like torture facility in Thailand, uh

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Speaker 1: and was also you know, she's one of the top

773
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Speaker 1: people running the torture program, along with the Alkaheda suspect

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00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: abu Za Beta, who they waterboarded eighty three times in

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00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: a single month and like slammed him into walls, put

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00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: him in a coffin heregging to other parents. At one

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00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: point they thought they killed him from all the torture

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00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: he did. He and then they found out he didn't

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00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: have any useful information to provide any went through all

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Speaker 1: that ship just for that and also ordered like the

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00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: destruction of video the videotape. Yeah, I know. Diane Feinstein

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00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: blocked her once too, when she was going to get

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00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: a promotion again. A lot of intelligence people was like, look,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to be a top ci

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00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: A person and not have your fucking hands all over

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00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: the dirtiest ship. But at the same time, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that's like a good enough reason, because a

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Speaker 1: lot of people will say, like, you know, she was

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Speaker 1: basically carrying out a program that the President in the

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Speaker 1: White House and other top people had signed off on,

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Speaker 1: and she was just following orders. But we'll see, because

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00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: she'll still have to get confirmed. And if, like you know,

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Speaker 1: John McCain is not a fan of torture, so he

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Speaker 1: might not be a vote that would confirm her. Rand

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Speaker 1: Paul I think voted against Pompey there, I mean, so

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Speaker 1: there's she might not be immediately uh seated or I'm

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00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: a can is not a fan of torture apparently, yet

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00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: he wanted something he had a bad experience with that.

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Speaker 1: Uh So do we have any reason to believe that

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Speaker 1: Pompeo will be like somebody who actually staffs the diplomas,

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00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: like the diplomatic positions, because I mean that's the thing

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00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: that Tiller since tenure has been marked by, you know,

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Speaker 1: just not hiring any of the positions in the State Department.

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Speaker 1: We'll see, I mean, he systematically gutted the State Department.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what Mike Pompeo's vision is for

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Speaker 1: the State Department. He didn't like gut the CIA when

807
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: he took the no, I mean, he was just yeah,

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00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: you can't, like you gotta keep that agency running, baby,

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Speaker 1: right right, all right, let's take another quick break and

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Speaker 1: we'll get down to the important news after that. And

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Speaker 1: we're back and uh we we can't stop thinking about

812
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: the the idea of Pompeo like uh hafting the State

813
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 1: Department with like the ninety six bulls and Jordan coming

814
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: in at the last minute and saving us, which would

815
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: mean that Space Jam predicted the future kind of in

816
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: the sense that like Jordan is playing basketball for the

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00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: fate of human kind. Yeah, and who watching Space Jam

818
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: at the time it came out didn't think it was

819
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Speaker 1: a prophet the future, like this ship is going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Just watch. It was in the National enquir We know it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think Ron Harper is okay? Do you think

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00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: Ron Harper would show that he's doing well? I bet

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Speaker 1: he's He seems like real solid. Remember Robert Parrish played

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Speaker 1: on that team too, Did he really care night Roberts

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00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: played on that team? Chief anyway? All right? Um, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I said, we have to get down to the

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Speaker 1: serious news because there is a video that is currently

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Speaker 1: number one on YouTube. There's a new Taylor Swift video.

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Speaker 1: You guys. Oh, and it is a site to be whole,

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00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: So it's it's getting a lot of ship for being

831
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Speaker 1: a rip off of the Spike Jones video starring Margaret

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Speaker 1: talib Quality from The Leftovers and The Nice Guys. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know, uh who she is, she's I don't know,

834
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: really recognizable face but apparently also a trained dancer. And

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Speaker 1: there's this video Spike Jones made for Kenzo with her

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Speaker 1: dancing around that's just really fucking awesome. I hadn't seen

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00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,959
Speaker 1: it until this morning. It's a gorgeous video, really cool,

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00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: and it's for perfume, right, which made it that much

839
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: more memorable because I think the only perfume ad I

840
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Speaker 1: remember is White Diamonds. Yeah. I'm gonna go out and

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00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: say top five perfume minutes. Yeah, I mean, look, but

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Speaker 1: because for you, white Diamonds is number one through five,

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00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: the White Diamonds, I only know White diamonds. Um. Also,

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Speaker 1: did you guys see the Apple Spike Jones FK Twigs? Yes, Yes,

845
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: that's a great video that he's on. A uh Yeah,

846
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 1: this Taylor Swift video. Taylor Swift video is getting ship

847
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: because it seems like she's basically stealing moves from the

848
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: quality Spike Jones joint. I mean not just moves, the

849
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: whole thing, the whole live, the tone, the setup, the look, everything,

850
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: because Spike Jones video starts off with Margaret like at

851
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: this like gala in a beautiful ballroom gown and in

852
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: the middle of it, she walks out and she goes

853
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: through this like you know, uh, in the building. She

854
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: just basically does this crazy choreograph dance all through the

855
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: building in her ballroom gown. Um. And uh. In the

856
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift video, it's very Simmarch. She's at some black

857
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: tie event like an award shair gale or something like that,

858
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: and uh, and she's also wearing a floor length ballroom

859
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: gown color. And then also that's how they get by

860
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: on that technicality and they're like, well it's a blue

861
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And then she does the same. She she

862
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: dances through the building and out into the street. But

863
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: the only difference is that she's not a good dancer

864
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: the way that Margaret Quality is right, Margaret Quality, it

865
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: looks amazing, Like the crazy thing is she's doing all

866
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: these like crazy aggressive dance moves in a ball gown.

867
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: And Taylor Swift it feels like she's making fun of

868
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: the concept of dancing when she's dancing, Like it's like

869
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: she's doing these like exaggerated things where it seems like

870
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: she's sarcastic the differences Margaret in her performance and she

871
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: is living in her choreography and Taylor Swift is kind

872
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: of just dipping her toe into the pool of life.

873
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: It also feels like Taylor Swift doesn't understand what irony

874
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: is and so like it's never quite She's like approximating

875
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: what she thinks irony is, right right, yeah, well, and

876
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: if you look, yeah, there's even like facial court. There's

877
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: a lot of overlaping stuff. I even think there's a

878
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: lot of choreography kind of similar to the Weapon of

879
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: Choice video that Spike Jones er Fat Boy Slam that

880
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: had Christopher walking dancing around like an empty mall um

881
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: and apparently as a super producer Andjsie just sizes me

882
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: the stone quality improvised most of that routine. Anyway, Just

883
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: google Jess, Google Spike Jones, ken Jonah, Spike Jones, Kenzo

884
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: Katie n Zo that video take from this episode and

885
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: is a talent and watch someone live, Yeah, and then

886
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: you can watch Taylor Swet the like shitty version. Yeah,

887
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: although I don't hate the song alright, movie, I watched

888
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: that video on mute. Do not hate the song? Yeah,

889
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: you don't love her? No? Oh no, look Jack love her? No,

890
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: I do not love her. Every once in a while

891
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: picks a good song out of the loads of songs

892
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: that get offered to her. It sounds like Jack love her.

893
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: That is what that sounds like. So we we wanted

894
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: to talk about the An Smith that Star Wars is

895
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: going to be making a TV show, which after the

896
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: last Star Wars, I was kind of like, yo, like

897
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: do we need more? Do we need more Star Wars

898
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: after this? But apparently we do, and it's going to

899
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: be a TV show made by uh professional vanilla filmmaker

900
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: Jon Favreau is going to be sort of the overseer,

901
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: the show runner, um and you know, I guess he'll

902
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: be hiring different directors, but he's the show runner. And

903
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's just yet another in a long line

904
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: of Star Wars movies that have been given to white dude,

905
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: straight white man, straight white men. Uh you know, the

906
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: which is weird because like the entire story department is women,

907
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: and it's like exclusively women, like by design, so like

908
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: they did that, that's really cool. But then for some reason,

909
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: anytime they're hiring a director, it's like, well, obviously it

910
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: has to be a straight white guy, right, Yeah. And

911
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: also what's interesting, what's that's been happening with this franchise

912
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: is that they hire like dudes who have like very

913
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: specific kind of styles and visions. Then they're like, no,

914
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: we don't want you to put any of your standing

915
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: on any of it, you know, Like then why hire

916
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: these guys have very specific styles and it's not like

917
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: they're misrepresenting themselves as like conventional by the Numbers directors

918
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: and then doing a bait and switch. It's like, no,

919
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: you know exactly who these guys are, and then you

920
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: hire them and then you're like, don't do any of that, right,

921
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: And there's such a merrygo righting for like for the

922
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: solo film and like episode, like the people are just

923
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why the films just get sanitized suddenly

924
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: and they're like, WHOA, well we didn't expect like you

925
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: to do the film like this or whatever. Yeah, and

926
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: it's like if you want Paint by Numbers directors, then

927
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: hire Paint by numbers directors, right exactly. Well, well, I

928
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: mean because it's interually like jam mcnaba, right, it kind

929
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: of wrote sort of like other things of sort of

930
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,479
Speaker 1: like the legacy that women have had on Star Wars,

931
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: Like you know, the first three were really good because

932
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: his wife edited them, right, Yeah, isn't that true? Yeah,

933
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: that is true. Yeah, and then when they got divorced,

934
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: he said it was the most expensive editor. Yeah, it

935
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: was something like that because they may have gotten like

936
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: divorced between films or something, right, and ye did Empire

937
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: and Jedi, and then she did not edit the prequels,

938
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: so I mean, and those were great. Yeah, those were

939
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: exactly as well received as the rest of my vice.

940
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: And it's traty to think that they were even like

941
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: female X Wing pilots in Return of the Jedi and

942
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 1: then they just hit the cutting room floor. Also another

943
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: like example of like giving chances to male directors you

944
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: would never give female directors or like people of color,

945
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: because like, I mean, these guys are like TV guys,

946
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: you know, and like I know they've done like some

947
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: like feature work, but I mean, this is a huge

948
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: fucking franchise, you know, like and it's worth so much money.

949
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: It costs so much money, and like, but these guys

950
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: who basically who do TV are given the reins to

951
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: something like this and you'd never see that, like for

952
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: a female director, Like female directors have to work so

953
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: many years before people still wouldn't even consider them for

954
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: stuff like this. He did the whitest TV show in existence. Also, yeah,

955
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 1: the way right right? Um? I mean, like what would

956
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: Catherine Bigelow star Wars look like? Probably pretty good? Yeah,

957
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I don't know. I don't know.

958
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: They keep doing this like we're like we're trying to

959
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: move forward, right, and like we're still just doubling down

960
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: on like straight white man. God, was it Collin Trevor

961
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: out Now? I don't I don't want to slander camp,

962
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: but was it? I feel like it was something director

963
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 1: like him who said, like, oh, well, the reason women

964
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: are doing these like big temple movies is because they

965
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: don't really want to. That does feel like a thing

966
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: Colin Trevor would do, because it seems like he'd begrudgingly

967
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: made Jurassic World, like the whole thing was like about

968
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: how shitty like commercialism was, or like he tried to

969
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: make it that and then didn't really come through. But

970
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 1: but he's a great exact couple of a guy who

971
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: did like an indie movie and then got like a

972
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: movie that's huge and enormous and like a legacy franchise. Yeah,

973
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: here's a quote from Colin Trevorrow. So it was contrast.

974
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: It was, and it's pretty interesting. I want to believe

975
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: that a filmmaker with both the desire and ability to

976
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: make a studio blockbusher will be given an opportunity to

977
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: make their case. I stress desire because I honestly think

978
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: that that's part of the issue. Many of the top

979
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: female directors in our industry are not interested in doing

980
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: a piece of studio business for its own sake. These

981
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: filmmakers have clear voices and stories to tell that don't

982
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: necessarily involve superheroes or spaceships or dinosaurs. Um, I can't

983
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 1: believe nobody knew that. At the Women in Hollywood meeting

984
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: they elected Contravorrow as their official spokesperson. Like, how did

985
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: that not make that? Or maybe he just has this

986
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: like direct mental pipeline to the minds of all women.

987
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: It's like what women want kind of right, he gets it. Yeah,

988
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: they don't want and it's the same ship people always

989
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: say about distant franchise groups in anything, right, Like it's

990
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: like the same thing when John Kelly was suggesting that

991
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: immigrants weren't getting off their ass to register for DACA,

992
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: Like it's like, oh, it's not us, Like they just

993
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: don't want it enough. Yeah, yeah, and it's just yeah,

994
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: there's not one woman on earth who would want to

995
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: direct a Star Wars movie. Who yeah, who also has

996
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: the ability? Yeah, exactly because desire. Yeah, Because here's the thing,

997
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: Like the subtext of that is there's already such a

998
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: small group of women who have the ability, and then

999
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: within that group there's stero desire and that's the only

1000
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: reason there aren't any who are directing Temple movies, and

1001
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: not because like guys like him get told by people

1002
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: like Steven Spielberg. When I look at Controvery, I saw

1003
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: a younger version of myself. That's the Steven Spielberg said.

1004
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, well, that's why he like took

1005
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: him under his wing, because he he reminded him of

1006
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: his younger self. And it's like, yeah, because you're both

1007
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: fucking white dudes, you know, Like you think Steven Spielberg

1008
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: would have looked at Ava Verney and like been like

1009
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: I see a young man. No. Um, well, but I

1010
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: think we have the answer for why it's all straight

1011
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: white too. It's because Colin Trevor has just explained it,

1012
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: so we should Yeah cut that out. Yeah you got

1013
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. Yeah, never mind. Sorry guys,

1014
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: sorry for wasting your time. Uh, Jessica, it has been

1015
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you. Where can people find you? Follow you? Um?

1016
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: Dan Harmon and I have a podcast called Whiting Wongs

1017
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: um and it's about race and writing. Uh. And I'm

1018
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Chairman gal Gow spelled g Ao. Got it? Miles,

1019
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? You can find me on

1020
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great. Can find me

1021
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us at daily

1022
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist on Twitter. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

1023
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page, uh and a website

1024
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: daily ze guys dot com, where we post our episodes

1025
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: and our foot We link on two sources of the

1026
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: information we talked about today. Uh, that is going to

1027
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: do it. Miles. Do you have a song do you

1028
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: want to write of? Alum? Yes? Okay, so Rapper Craig

1029
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: mac died last night. Uh at his home in South

1030
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think his home in South Carolina.

1031
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: Heart failure. Uh. He was one of like the first

1032
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: like he basically had the first hit on bad Boy Records,

1033
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: Flavoring Year. Uh. And look, people, just you know this

1034
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: is this is hip hop. Uh, this is history. So

1035
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: I just you know to to to send him out.

1036
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: I just want to play Flavoring Year by Craig Mate.

1037
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: Hold up, yeah, alright, that is gonna do it for today.

1038
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast.

1039
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: The shooting the flabbody kicking lab bit, a battle to

1040
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: the chatta turn. Your body's just slack. Stop my stomach

1041
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: with the ex king is what I mean. I mean,

1042
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: my man, get a cup of change. Stop. Hold on,

1043
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: let's make a sufficion making everybody. Let's agreement. That just

1044
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: need addition. The folks. My only issue. I bet your

1045
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: mama this shoe, and I bet the mact go off

1046
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:08,479
Speaker 1: like mix mss no more. You're winding on the dust

1047
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: climbing as I make the phone. Get get out my

1048
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: oner than that. And if you didn't know who's writing,

1049
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna stick Drake Mac with perfect time,

1050
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,439
Speaker 1: you won't be around like ship my rabbute to beg

1051
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: kick get math flavor and you ain't down the rad

1052
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: tavor and your man time flavor and yeah I can't

1053
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: get flavor and yeah ran new flavor and yeah Drake

1054
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: Mack one thousand degrees, he'll be on your knees and

1055
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: you'll be burning mag and leaves brother frees man went scooted,

1056
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: didn't deep bok smoke and leaves your brains booted? Its

1057
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: mad m what's stammin on? Like we stood off? The

1058
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: winner takes of m seats for dinner. You crazy like

1059
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: that glue that check it out and do my one too,

1060
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: that sink like the flue shake the way I pla

1061
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: boy all the time. But they die like the slu

1062
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: competition in this back where lex petition, you come around

1063
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: and knockout position, knock him out. No flavor could ever

1064
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: take a grave back. I want packing back making the

1065
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: make rapping and here comes the brand new flavor. Yeah

1066
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: back to brand new flavor, and yeah you're the mad

1067
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: new flavor ground time for new lavy and yeah I'm

1068
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: taking labor, Yeah backs brand new flavor and yeah labor

1069
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: then comes the bad Nu labor and yeah time for

1070
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: flavor and yeah, I'm kicking new flavor rad new labor

1071
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: and yeah him not remote for empcs more nights the room.

1072
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: I'd like to break it down down breaking for taking

1073
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: lords the empty shaking with this track that my man'smation

1074
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: and she's a run like a mom threat. I beat better. Yeah,

1075
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: make your swacket and how to let the sun. Yet

1076
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: break back is to play that mocks from here to

1077
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: that point, I break the rule with my action at

1078
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: the backs into MC started relaxing this brand new sheriff

1079
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: that's in town. Get down leaven body berriied in the ground.

1080
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: I stood up rhymes for a decoy down a bad

1081
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: way while them not destroy. Come the bad flavor in

1082
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: yea flavor and yeah I'm kicking dou flavor back brand

1083
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: new flavor. Come the bad dude flavor in yeah flavor

1084
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: in year I'm kicking the brand new back brand flavor

1085
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: in yeah