Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet without doing
Speaker 2: the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 2: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 4: And now join my Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Speaker 4: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 2: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: We were going to start the podcast here, but we
Speaker 1: can't find Bad Larry. Does Bad Larry know that we're
Speaker 1: doing this today, Marvin.
Speaker 5: He should know. Okay, we do it every Thursday.
Speaker 1: All right, it's bring a friend to the podcast day today.
Speaker 1: And Shay brought a podcast buddy, a podcast partner. Why
Speaker 1: would you subject him to this?
Speaker 2: Shay? Sam and I have been through a lot of
Speaker 2: shit together. This is this is bush league? To him?
Speaker 2: Oh it is yeah, this ain't nothing. This is a.
Speaker 1: Okay, give us the official introduction.
Speaker 2: This is Sam. I'm Shay. Sam is on Nessen and
Speaker 2: ESN does a lot of gameless shit. But the reason
Speaker 2: I know Sam is because in Chicago, my Chicago days.
Speaker 2: How the hell do we even meet?
Speaker 4: I reached out because I listened to Dan and you
Speaker 4: used to come on right and I said, this guy's
Speaker 4: a maniac and we speak the same language, and you
Speaker 4: weren't doing as much gambling at the time. This is
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen. I said, hey, I'm starting a podcast called
Speaker 4: Chicken Dinner. He said, I fucking love that name. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm doing it. And we've been friends ever since. And
Speaker 4: the first time I went out with Shaye Oh, it
Speaker 4: was the opening day of March Madness, which is Thursday.
Speaker 4: The game start at eleven thirty in the morning. At
Speaker 4: five o'clock, after how much boozing a lot, he looks
Speaker 4: at me, puts his arm around my neck and says,
Speaker 4: all right, I got a bounce.
Speaker 3: I got my daughter's birthday.
Speaker 4: That's right, dead serious. And he goes and he's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She turned like to that day and there's
Speaker 2: a walked into the apartment. It was a room full
Speaker 2: of people. They were like, happy birthday, and I was like,
Speaker 2: where the fuck am I was out of my mind? Sorry, drink.
Speaker 2: I woke the bar tender up. Like at the bar,
Speaker 2: I woke them up.
Speaker 4: You were banging on the last the bar wasn't open yet.
Speaker 2: That's true. Oh, that was a good day.
Speaker 3: Brother, She's not gonna remember I was neither.
Speaker 2: Am I That was the thing. Yeah, we got something
Speaker 2: in common.
Speaker 1: And hopefully you'll remember your trip to Vienna, in which
Speaker 1: you just got back from.
Speaker 2: Use to leave big trouble. Yeah, Vienna, I'm in a
Speaker 2: big trouble. You're on You're back on the wagon, back
Speaker 2: on the wagon. The roommate told me to tell you
Speaker 2: that anytime you want to come over for dinner, she'll
Speaker 2: cook for you. No problem. I don't have to be there.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, yeah she doesn't. She's not a big
Speaker 2: fan of mine. But what she's suggesting there, well, Danny,
Speaker 2: I think she sees a golden parachues. Are you giving
Speaker 2: me a whole pounds whatever you need?
Speaker 3: That might actually work out well for both of you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, an established father parenting, yeah yeah, come
Speaker 2: on in it.
Speaker 1: Would you stay a little while so you could, you know,
Speaker 1: parent my daughters here?
Speaker 3: The criteria is just will you show up hammered to
Speaker 3: their birthday parties?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: All right, you're better than their dad?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Sam is the host of Chicken Dinner podcast, and
Speaker 1: he's a are you degenerate?
Speaker 3: Used to be?
Speaker 2: Not anymore?
Speaker 1: Okay, what separates that you were and now you're not.
Speaker 4: I took an internship, as I call it, in Vegas
Speaker 4: to work for Vison the Musburger.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I was doing traditional radio in Chicago, Reporter, Bulls, Bears, Cobs, Hawk, Socks,
Speaker 4: and then they were looking for young hosts that they
Speaker 4: could not pay. So I raised my hand and said
Speaker 4: take me and pay me nothing and I will host
Speaker 4: on XM Radio at the time. And I basically turned
Speaker 4: that into a nineteen month internship to get to know
Speaker 4: bookmakers and betters and understand the science of why guys win,
Speaker 4: why guys lose, why things move, Understand not just the what,
Speaker 4: but the how and the why and sometimes the where.
Speaker 4: And I've never like, I bet more money now, but
Speaker 4: I bet less games. I think a degenerate says, oh
Speaker 4: hawaiis on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's two am, Yeah, it's am.
Speaker 4: I kind of like the over Hell yeah, Colt McCory's
Speaker 4: not cold mcway, Cole Brennan's playing.
Speaker 3: You just bet Hawaii to coverage just out of the
Speaker 3: thrill the game, Tommy, I think this quarterback.
Speaker 4: Whenever June Jones was there, anybody. But but the thing
Speaker 4: is I got to Vegas and the guys will go, yeah,
Speaker 4: the line should be sixty four, we make it seventy.
Speaker 4: The bookmakers would tell me this so you would understand
Speaker 4: the art and the science of it. And I've I
Speaker 4: don't make I try not to make dumb bets anymore.
Speaker 4: Put it that way. But that's what a degenerate does.
Speaker 1: But how much more successful are you?
Speaker 4: A lot more because I cut down all the bad habits.
Speaker 4: And if you get information now I know you guys
Speaker 4: are all up. Dylan's up, this Larry guy who didn't show.
Speaker 1: He's up, Funk Glaring, Chay's up to us.
Speaker 4: I don't need to tell these guys what to do
Speaker 4: because clearly they're up. But I think when you get
Speaker 4: a good tip. We had, for example, we had shud
Speaker 4: Or Sanders out at Colorado against Utah and that total
Speaker 4: was fifty two, and we figured, if he's out, it's
Speaker 4: going to go to forty something, and it closed forty
Speaker 4: three and still went under. But the importance of the number.
Speaker 4: I've bet more early in the week than day of
Speaker 4: the game, because these numbers do move.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if you were giving advice now that you're
Speaker 1: knowledgeable and not somebody who needs to put a bet
Speaker 1: down just to watch a game. What would you tell
Speaker 1: the gamblers who are listening.
Speaker 4: To have multiple options, multiple outs, because, for example, I
Speaker 4: pulled this up. Let's say you want to bet on
Speaker 4: Jamar Chase tonight and you want to bet him to
Speaker 4: score two touchdowns or on Sunday rather one book has
Speaker 4: him five to one, another book has him eight to one,
Speaker 4: a third book has him ten to one. It's the
Speaker 4: same bet. Yeah, you bet one hundred, you win different
Speaker 4: amounts at different books. And let's take it one step further.
Speaker 4: If you want to bet him to score three touchdowns.
Speaker 4: One book has eighteen. I know, I know. One book
Speaker 4: has eighteen, one book has twenty eight, one book has
Speaker 4: ninety to one.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: But there are people that will only have one book
Speaker 4: and they don't get to shop at different prices because
Speaker 4: every book has a different number, especially when it comes
Speaker 4: to futures. Christian McCaffrey MVP. One book has fourteen, one
Speaker 4: book has thirty. It's the same bet. But there are
Speaker 4: people that will only bet fourteen because they don't have
Speaker 4: the ability to bet thirty because they're lazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so let me recap Dylan lost four units,
Speaker 1: so he's up plus seventeen on the season. Bad Larry
Speaker 1: won three. He also won three futures, he's plus sixteen
Speaker 1: and Shay plus eight. You won one unit. How you
Speaker 1: won anything from your condition when you called in from
Speaker 1: Vienna is pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: Dan, I'm a genius. I get better the more I drink.
Speaker 3: I'd subscribe to that too. I've had some of my
Speaker 3: best wins.
Speaker 1: Just okay, I guess Larry won't be joining us, So
Speaker 1: what a bomb. He knew this and we were texting
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 2: Picture day, Ray text him this morning.
Speaker 3: It's the same time every week, all right.
Speaker 2: Is anybody betting on the Heisman? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's worth betting on now. Maybe
Speaker 1: during the season, But Jade and Daniels is going to win.
Speaker 1: Then it's Michael Pennix, Bo Nicks and Marvin Harrison.
Speaker 2: Why did Harrison even get invited to New York? Just
Speaker 2: to add a little, it's just bullshit.
Speaker 3: I just wanted a non quarterback.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he might be the best player in college football.
Speaker 2: Neighbors, neighbors, lsu let's go. So let's recap Dill.
Speaker 1: You had Iowa, you loved Iowa everything besides Iowa with
Speaker 1: the spread.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I didn't take I didn't take the under
Speaker 3: in the game as a straight bet.
Speaker 2: You did not who? I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as a simpleton. I did the parlay and then
Speaker 3: in my brain I'd like, all right, checked off. I
Speaker 3: had the Iowa under on there, I did bet it
Speaker 3: in No, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: I'm just because Larry pulls that all the time, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 3: I'm not asking for anything.
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't care. I do, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter for the show.
Speaker 2: I want a hundred units. But I didn't tell you.
Speaker 4: Look, Dan, sometimes we just need therapy. Somebody needs to
Speaker 4: listen to what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Just here nice and then okay, cool.
Speaker 1: I I know the feeling. I've been through the process.
Speaker 1: And but I didn't have to have a bet on
Speaker 1: a game. If I bet on a game, I didn't
Speaker 1: watch a game, I know I didn't want to watch it.
Speaker 2: Wow, hated it. Hated it. Hate it.
Speaker 1: If I had a bet on a game I didn't watch,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: I saw something the other day and it was like
Speaker 3: a bell curve graph in terms of like gambling and
Speaker 3: watching the game. So it's like no money, it's down here,
Speaker 3: you bet on it like a normal bet. It's you know,
Speaker 3: the top of the bell curve, and then big bet
Speaker 3: goes all the way back down to.
Speaker 2: The mortgage on it. Yeah, you don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what what are the chances that the last
Speaker 1: bet I ever placed Lou Holtz's team beat the team
Speaker 1: that I was betting on.
Speaker 2: So what was it spread?
Speaker 1: I think it was pretty good. It was the Orange
Speaker 1: Bowl Arkansas Oklahoma and uh and I wanted to and
Speaker 1: I wanted to take Arkansas. I got talked into Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: And I do my Lou.
Speaker 1: Holtz impersonation a lot. And now I think it's karma that.
Speaker 2: They put their phl same way we do.
Speaker 1: And I think that maybe it's karma that that's what happened.
Speaker 2: Karma's not real, Danny, It's not in the Bible. This
Speaker 2: is Jesus. Oh here we go. This is Jesus telling
Speaker 2: you not to do it again. That's all, Okay, telling
Speaker 2: you weeping and gnashing of teeth for a thousand years
Speaker 2: or coming.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else you want to mention Heredill.
Speaker 3: Was Washington plus nine and a half against Oregon was
Speaker 3: just the most I don't know how you could have
Speaker 3: been your right mind taken Oregon to cover the spread.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously they lost outright, but uh that at
Speaker 3: Boise State over U N l V and Troy just
Speaker 3: did me dirty once more.
Speaker 1: Anything else, bad Larry. I'm not going to recap anything
Speaker 1: he did because he's not here. What what Ray deal?
Speaker 4: What happened with your lock of the year?
Speaker 3: Oh yeh yeah, I was gonna gloss over that one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The under in the Bengals Jaguars game, idiot, just a
Speaker 3: little over?
Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry did? Okay, but nobody cares. Uh shay,
Speaker 1: I'll start with you. Anything you want to recap here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Diego, Diego, motherfucking Pavilla third quarter hit the over
Speaker 2: one sixty six yard The son of a bitch is
Speaker 2: a god. That's all there is, dude. He got a
Speaker 2: little injured, so I'm worried about the bowl game, but
Speaker 2: he's a He's a god. I love Diego.
Speaker 1: Anything else that you want to recount now, hell though, Okay,
Speaker 1: So that brings us to this week. Let's see, Sam,
Speaker 1: do you want to lead.
Speaker 2: Off with your picks here.
Speaker 4: Sure, I'd actually like to start and ask you a
Speaker 4: question if I can, not to hijack your show. But
Speaker 4: I have Tyreek Hill to win the MVP from before
Speaker 4: the season.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is preseason bat.
Speaker 4: I set this to Ray and Shay the other day.
Speaker 4: I don't think you know about this, and it's better
Speaker 4: that way. So I got one hundred and twenty five
Speaker 4: dollars at one hundred and twenty five to one on
Speaker 4: Tyreek Hill to win. Let's call it sixteen thousand. He
Speaker 4: is now a lot less and I'm in the point
Speaker 4: now where I just sort of want to speak it
Speaker 4: into existence. He's gonna have two thousand yards twenty touchdowns.
Speaker 4: Lions our Dolphins get the one seed thirteen and four. Dan,
Speaker 4: he had a sixty eight yard touchdown and like an
Speaker 4: eighty yard touchdown in the first half last week, and
Speaker 4: then he doesn't play in the third and fourth quarter.
Speaker 4: He could be patting his staff, but they're not doing
Speaker 4: it because they need them. Can he win it? I
Speaker 4: guess is my question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think he has to have magical numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could end with nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: Got to have two thousand, two thousand easy for people
Speaker 1: to consume. If he gets to a twenty touchdown, they
Speaker 1: end up with the number one seed, then I think
Speaker 1: I think that he could. He would be the favorite.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to be either the one or two seed.
Speaker 1: That the last ten years the winner has been either
Speaker 1: a one seed or a two seed. Dak's not going
Speaker 1: to win it as a five seed.
Speaker 2: Wow, he won't, Okay, so saying.
Speaker 3: He could he get because he's probably a lock for
Speaker 3: Offensive Player of the Year, right, which is so dumb?
Speaker 3: Would he get? But would they give him?
Speaker 1: Well that I hate that award.
Speaker 4: It's a non quarterback.
Speaker 1: Yes, ye, like Christian McCaffrey and Tyreek Hill. That's those
Speaker 1: will be the two guys there. But yeah, I think
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill can and if they get to that number
Speaker 1: one seed, should be your leading candidate.
Speaker 4: The path is there. They play Monday Night against Tennessee.
Speaker 4: Everybody's gonna watch, and then they end with Cowboys, Ravens Bills.
Speaker 2: If he goes off against the Ravens and Bills, not
Speaker 2: the Cowboy.
Speaker 4: Everybody's gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: Obviously, Well, he could go off on that second during
Speaker 1: I don't think so I don't think they probably probably could,
Speaker 1: all right, So that that was a future that you had.
Speaker 2: That's a future hit.
Speaker 4: And then this week, how.
Speaker 1: Much is the most you ever won on the game?
Speaker 4: On a game or a bet?
Speaker 2: Bet?
Speaker 4: Twenty five? It was the year that Braxon Miller got
Speaker 4: hurt at Ohio State and their odds went from ten
Speaker 4: to one to twenty five to one. And somebody had
Speaker 4: told me.
Speaker 2: This j T.
Speaker 3: Barrett kid is better.
Speaker 2: J T.
Speaker 3: Barrett gets hurt.
Speaker 4: No, and then somebody said, and then they bring in
Speaker 4: this six three, three hundred pounds monster named Cardinal Jones
Speaker 4: running over Alabama linebackers and they killed Oregon and I
Speaker 4: that was lucky. But that was again, I don't bet
Speaker 4: a lot to win a little, bet a little to
Speaker 4: win a lot, And that was a twenty five to
Speaker 4: one future that got very very lucky thanks to twelve
Speaker 4: gage saving me.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the most you've bet on? Again? A couple thousand? Okayzy,
Speaker 2: nothing crazy.
Speaker 4: Even when I was doing stupid stuff, it was never
Speaker 4: anything crazy.
Speaker 2: What's the most you ever bet? Shay? I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk about it, dude, all right? What about you doing?
Speaker 3: Probably good? Grand Okay?
Speaker 1: Mine was three grand my last bet and lost the
Speaker 1: big so I lost thirty three hundred, but I was
Speaker 1: up six and I was going to buy a Corvette.
Speaker 1: I already had it picked out because I go, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna win this. Fuck yeah, I'm gonna win
Speaker 1: this bet. And all of a sudden, I'm watching and
Speaker 1: then I had to turn it off because I think
Speaker 1: they blocked a punt and I like it. I'm having flashbacks,
Speaker 1: but I just remember I I was up six, lost
Speaker 1: thirty three hundred, bought my mam a dishwasher, and then
Speaker 1: I paid off school loans. So I went quietly into
Speaker 1: the night, and I was driving Toyota Selica that didn't
Speaker 1: have a floorboard.
Speaker 5: In the back.
Speaker 3: Oh they could just open.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It was like a French yes.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So when I would have people they say it can
Speaker 1: give me a ride, I go, yeah, but you can't
Speaker 1: put your feet down because so people would be sitting
Speaker 1: like cross legged in the back seat.
Speaker 3: Or you need him in the back pedaling.
Speaker 2: No, no hill, it ran, it ran, Okay, what else
Speaker 2: do you have?
Speaker 4: I like Chicago getting three and a half. Those hooks
Speaker 4: are going away. The last time I remember Jared Goff
Speaker 4: playing in the cold in Chicago. He threw four picks.
Speaker 4: This was when the Rams went to the Super Bowl,
Speaker 4: but they had a pit stop in Chicago that year.
Speaker 4: It was twenty two degrees and.
Speaker 2: It was so cold for Jared Goff and he couldn't.
Speaker 3: Hold the ball.
Speaker 4: Detroit is also playing with fire. They should have lost
Speaker 4: last week, yeah, to the Saints, a game that they
Speaker 4: were somehow up twenty one to nothing. So I do
Speaker 4: like the Bears and Chicago should have beat Detroit. In Detroit,
Speaker 4: I laid two and a half. You could still lay
Speaker 4: three with Minnesota Jefferson's back, The Raiders suck awful secondary.
Speaker 4: And then I'm going over in Tampa Atlanta. These two
Speaker 4: teams last time they played, had seven hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: yards but couldn't score. Usually when you get seven hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty yards, it's twenty seven to twenty four or
Speaker 4: something like that. This total is only forty forty and
Speaker 4: a half. Anything under forty one, I would go over.
Speaker 1: All right, that's a sam Pee Chicken Dinner podcast host,
Speaker 1: which brings us to Dylan, who is still the clubhouse leader.
Speaker 4: Barely that leads significantly, and don't you lose points if
Speaker 4: you don't show bare Oh yeah, Laria, if you don't show,
Speaker 4: do you lose a point?
Speaker 2: Did bat Larry send in his bets? Though he did,
Speaker 2: he sent in his best.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I got it. I have to count those.
Speaker 3: He needs to be penalized somehow.
Speaker 1: Though, Well, he won't show up in person, because if
Speaker 1: he did, then Shay would punish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, saying his existence yet enough of a pelish.
Speaker 1: Yes, there could be murder bare fair, but he'd have
Speaker 1: it coming.
Speaker 2: Talk about deserving Yeah, okay, no one, here's ratten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything. What happened to Larry? I don't know.
Speaker 3: He ran into the shovel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad Larry. He's dead to me? Literally, okay, Dyl,
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, Dylan.
Speaker 3: Already so obviously Army Navy this week. I'm going Navy
Speaker 3: plus three. I always take the dog with the points
Speaker 3: in this game. And then a nice little prop here,
Speaker 3: neither team to score fifteen or more points is plus
Speaker 3: two thirty and they're averaging less than seventeen and a half,
Speaker 3: so spiciness. And then I got a NFL the Patriots
Speaker 3: stillers tonight under thirty. I believe that's very heavy on
Speaker 3: the public side. But I mean, I don't see how
Speaker 3: either of these two hasn't been Bailey's appy. He's playing
Speaker 3: this one's is he?
Speaker 2: This is one of those where you go, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like an over to me.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna take it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't gamble. There we go. I gambled with this podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't need to gamble anymore, and I lose. I
Speaker 2: lose every week.
Speaker 3: I paid off famously.
Speaker 4: The last time we saw a total this low, missus
Speaker 4: doubt Fire was number one at the box. Great money three.
Speaker 2: How about Sam p doing some home We're not used
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 3: Do I know if that game went under over?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, it doesn't matter. All right, what else
Speaker 2: do you have?
Speaker 3: I got my Ravens minus seven against the Rams coming
Speaker 3: off the by.
Speaker 1: You know what if we just move on from bad
Speaker 1: Larry and he doesn't come on again, we just replaced
Speaker 1: him like Sam's here? Yeah, like what, we don't need Larry.
Speaker 2: I would love to not need Larry.
Speaker 1: Like we're not contractually obligated for anything.
Speaker 2: He's barely alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Team Option, Uh do you think.
Speaker 3: Send him to Binghamton.
Speaker 2: Okay's in the Cape Cody. What else do we have?
Speaker 3: He wouldn't love that? Move on played there?
Speaker 2: But wow, I got the.
Speaker 3: Uh Texans minus three and a half against the Jets.
Speaker 2: That's a deep pole right there. Okay, knife right, here.
Speaker 3: We go, come on, yeah, Texas mins three and a
Speaker 3: half against the Jets. I'm I think Zach Wilson steve
Speaker 3: for one more terrible performance before that gets I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he has three touchdown passes. I think he
Speaker 1: lights up the night.
Speaker 3: Three touchdown passes and a four point loss.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. He's trying to save his own ass.
Speaker 1: That's all matters. Don't care about Robert Salah.
Speaker 2: Did you do Ravens against Rams?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm going Sea Hawks money line against the
Speaker 3: forty nine?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, just a light dust thing. Okay, they probably they
Speaker 3: should have beat the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. No, no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: There we go, We're doing okay, let's go all right,
Speaker 3: they could have, they could have. And then I've got
Speaker 3: the Bills plus one half against the Chiefs should be
Speaker 3: a good one. Eagles money line against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: You know, the Chiefs coming off the loss, coming home,
Speaker 1: and then they're facing the Bills and it's only one
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: Weird, thinky thinky thanky.
Speaker 3: It's a ratiyal Sam.
Speaker 2: What do you make of that?
Speaker 4: The Bills have underachieved or their power rating all year,
Speaker 4: but they still have a high power rating. So if
Speaker 4: you ask an odds maker, they would rate Baltimore, Kansas
Speaker 4: City Buffalo, even though Buffalo is in eleventh place right now,
Speaker 4: because the Bills still have talent, they have a quarterback.
Speaker 4: They just really have underachieved. But still the odds makers
Speaker 4: and the bookmakers respect the Bills. That's all it is.
Speaker 4: You can't well, you can't make it four because if
Speaker 4: you make it for, everybody's gonna pound the Bills plus
Speaker 4: just take the field going, and you can't make the
Speaker 4: Bills favor So you have to find that middle ground.
Speaker 4: And one and a half two is a very good
Speaker 4: two way number.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're taking the Bills plus one and a half.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, right, Eagles money line against the Cowboys plus
Speaker 3: one fifty.
Speaker 2: No, no, look that way. It looks the left.
Speaker 3: I was trying not to.
Speaker 2: That's the Cowboy I.
Speaker 3: Mean their egs Eagles are what three and a half
Speaker 3: point underdogs? Okay, that one doesn't really make.
Speaker 2: It do, but it doesn't matter. It's the money line.
Speaker 3: So it's three and hug and then Packers Giants under
Speaker 3: thirty six and a half. I don't see how that.
Speaker 3: I mean, know, the Packers have been playing, scoring some points,
Speaker 3: but the Giants are just a fucking leech.
Speaker 1: Uh. If you care about bad Larry's picks, you can
Speaker 1: check on the website.
Speaker 2: Is that good?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not going to give him any attention here?
Speaker 1: I think very I think that's very disappointing.
Speaker 2: All right, Jay, all right, Danny got America's team army
Speaker 2: laying two and a half against the midship Men. I
Speaker 2: got the Dakota's over four and dy nine and a half,
Speaker 2: and then I got hook them, hook them, hook them.
Speaker 2: Defeating Blue plus five fifty in the National Championship makes
Speaker 2: perfect sense to me, ship anybody else says, And it's
Speaker 2: not because you're biased towards Danny. Come on, I am
Speaker 2: an even handed better I would love to know what
Speaker 2: Vegas thinks like. Texas to me is maybe the fastest
Speaker 2: team in America. Oh yeah, Like, there there's a last
Speaker 2: d line too flat act. There is real.
Speaker 1: Danger with Texas. I think that they're that good Sark.
Speaker 2: Sark is being real creative last couple of weeks. That
Speaker 2: son of a bitch is smart offensively. Now you like him?
Speaker 2: I love him? What do you mean? I always love Sark?
Speaker 2: I like that higher.
Speaker 4: How many points in that game?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If the Texas watched it's sixty three?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you give Sark and the Bower a month?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are they going to cook up?
Speaker 2: If the total was lower, I'd be more scared, but
Speaker 2: I ain't at all hook them. Okay?
Speaker 3: Do you really think the Rangers and Longhorns are going
Speaker 3: to win in the same year.
Speaker 2: This is the main that doesn't believe in Jesus. It's
Speaker 2: talking to whatever. JC is not making an appearance. He's
Speaker 2: always always there with me. He does not want to
Speaker 2: be in here weeping and national teeth. You can look
Speaker 2: it up Book A Revelations.
Speaker 1: When you are finding religion, Jesus is high being.
Speaker 2: About religion, dans about spirituality. That's what it is. It's
Speaker 2: about Jesus.
Speaker 4: Did you ever tell the story? By the way, when
Speaker 4: you were watching Dunkirk and you go on, what's the
Speaker 4: line here, Remember you remember when it was about to end,
Speaker 4: and Shade text me and goes, what do you think
Speaker 4: the line was for the other side?
Speaker 2: You are sick biking over under? Well, what's the live
Speaker 2: by line?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the what's the live line on the bad
Speaker 4: guys against the good guys? But it looked like it
Speaker 4: was over valid question.
Speaker 2: You get real plus money there those wartime odds out
Speaker 2: of them. But like Vietnam, Wow, that was Is that
Speaker 2: a push? We were big favorites coming into Vietnam, to
Speaker 2: be fair, big favorites, and you bet viet Kong there
Speaker 2: plus seven fifty odds.
Speaker 3: The odds on that result very a lot by do you.
Speaker 2: Know the tracks? I mean, come on bye bye?
Speaker 1: Depending on the politician, the results of Vietnam gold for talking,
Speaker 1: gold for talking, you could have gotten plus two thousand.
Speaker 3: Saying Hamburger health fucking hammered that one.
Speaker 2: What's the what is the other war? That they called
Speaker 2: her the war?
Speaker 5: But it uh the Cold War?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a cold one.
Speaker 3: I mean technically, I guess no.
Speaker 1: No, it was one of those wars that it was,
Speaker 1: but it was in a like a tropical area something nice.
Speaker 2: Uh, Panamal Islands, Falkland Islands.
Speaker 1: Maybe Falkland, Yeah, maybe the Falkland.
Speaker 2: With the Brits and the Argentinians went at it. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: who said cold war? Mark? Wait?
Speaker 5: Wait wait he said a war but it really wasn't
Speaker 5: a war.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, semantics, Okay, continue basketball got the Hawkeyes plus seven,
Speaker 2: it's the Cyclones an NFL. I love the Pats plus
Speaker 2: six and I'm adding to Ray wake up, Seahawks plus
Speaker 2: ten and a half, Cowboys laying three and a half,
Speaker 2: Tampa Bay plus one. Book at all.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that Pats.
Speaker 2: I love the past and night. I love the pace
Speaker 2: straight up. I might do the money line might.
Speaker 3: Be something sprinkling.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it, then you have to do
Speaker 1: it now.
Speaker 2: I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 3: I gotta take I'm gonna add in a unit on
Speaker 3: the Pat's money line right book it.
Speaker 1: Okay, See, this is where they do stupid things. This
Speaker 1: is where and you're you're being very very quiet over there,
Speaker 1: you're being smart.
Speaker 4: I'm taking everything in Dan.
Speaker 3: It's called intuition.
Speaker 2: Hmm. Okay, how many best do you have on the board?
Speaker 3: Too many? Wait?
Speaker 5: How many?
Speaker 2: How many bets do you have, Sam three I gave you.
Speaker 5: That's it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Three? Okay, No, Like I know you're better off like
Speaker 3: actually narrowing it down and betting more on a smaller sample.
Speaker 3: But uh, I just don't have any self control, right?
Speaker 3: Is really what it boils down to?
Speaker 2: How many bests you got?
Speaker 4: Ten?
Speaker 3: Betsy, and honestly Saturday night probably throwing a fire in
Speaker 3: a couple of ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't want to hear about it vague.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, you know, having been a gamble, we only
Speaker 1: tell you when we win. Oh yeah, that's called the
Speaker 1: fo That's the thing is I love the Floyd Mayweather.
Speaker 1: He used to post his winning tickets, but you never
Speaker 1: see a losing ticket.
Speaker 3: He alsood But.
Speaker 1: How good a gambler do you think Floyd is? Oh?
Speaker 2: Come on, I can't trashing read. I don't know if
Speaker 2: we know that?
Speaker 4: Also irrelevant, I.
Speaker 2: Mean you don't have to read him.
Speaker 3: And fifty we're in a beef. And fifty cent was like,
Speaker 3: read me one page that Harry Potter book.
Speaker 1: Well, truth be told. I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: do that either, never.
Speaker 3: Because of this subject yet, Yeah, oh Dan, they're wonderful.
Speaker 2: I never read it virgin dot com.
Speaker 4: I had a guy in Vegas tell me he never posts.
Speaker 4: There's a reason it doesn't post any losing tickets because
Speaker 4: he was going through social and just posting I won
Speaker 4: X and I won y. But there was never ever
Speaker 4: a losing slip.
Speaker 3: But he one thing I noticed about that for Floyd
Speaker 3: Mayweather's probably what billionaire more or less people?
Speaker 2: Hell, no, you're crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's worth a lot.
Speaker 2: He's probably a half a billionaire.
Speaker 4: No, he's got more money than Larry Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he spent a ship to He was betting like
Speaker 3: five grand and like ten grand on stuff. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: you have hundreds of millions.
Speaker 1: But then he does post some tickets though that he's
Speaker 1: got a large number on some things.
Speaker 3: I just remember seeing I mean maybe, but I remember
Speaker 3: seeing some like smaller bets where I'm like, what is
Speaker 3: this even?
Speaker 1: Why would you post five grand if you're Floyd Maywey?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I remember that line for him and McGregor. Oh dude, yeah,
Speaker 2: Floyd was like minus two thirty. I put everything I
Speaker 2: fucking had on.
Speaker 4: He opened that minus three thousand. Yeah, everybody bet McGregor yep. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the books that was going to be potentially the most catastrophe.
Speaker 2: It was like minus two thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it went so low, and then you had every
Speaker 4: wise guy laying two three four dollars minus thirty. If
Speaker 4: they would have lost, it would have might have shut
Speaker 4: out a chandelier too, but would Yeah, they would have
Speaker 4: been all right, they they'll probably whether that's storm. But
Speaker 4: it was all the drunk iri I was living in
Speaker 4: Vegas at the time. It was every drunk irish because
Speaker 4: he travels well, that's the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4: He travels well.
Speaker 2: So did Hatton, though Ricky Hatton's fucking travel team was insane.
Speaker 4: I had never smelled whiskey like this in my life
Speaker 4: walking around Vegas for that fight, and they bet McGregor
Speaker 4: from fourteen to one down to two to one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nuts.
Speaker 3: That's crazy that that ever got that low.
Speaker 2: It was like minus two thirty, and I hammer the
Speaker 2: shit out of it like it's ain't even real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you said that it's gonna be mma different,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna take Conor McGregor.
Speaker 3: I mean it would that would be that would be
Speaker 3: actually less fair than the two of them boxing.
Speaker 2: Yes, Floyd Mayweather is literally the best defensive boxer in
Speaker 2: the history of the sport period, probably the shoulder roll defense.
Speaker 2: You can't touch him and Connor McGregor's gonna hit him,
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here, and.
Speaker 3: Floyd's not going to blemish his perfect box like there's
Speaker 3: he wouldn't do that, smart as too, smartest shadow of
Speaker 3: a d that he was gonna win.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, you get something to say over there, Marv?
Speaker 2: We good?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I was just telling my friend Dylan to
Speaker 5: get closer to the mic.
Speaker 2: So no more so bad Larry. We stalled as long
Speaker 2: as we could. No bad Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need Is there a chance he's in
Speaker 3: genuine danger?
Speaker 2: He might be in jail. No shrinks a dozen beers
Speaker 2: a day and drive, but.
Speaker 1: He knows the police officers there. It's like Mayberry. They'll
Speaker 1: pick him up and then they'll take him home.
Speaker 4: Ray, I just got a text from Larry. He goes,
Speaker 4: oh ship, my phone was off, and then he sent
Speaker 4: me a picture of his hand and looks like he's
Speaker 4: getting stitches on his hand right now? What the ship?
Speaker 4: So I guess that's where he is right now.
Speaker 3: But so he was in danger?
Speaker 2: Well, Marv snitches.
Speaker 5: Right, Hey, look I don't want to say it out loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, now, Ray was light on the envelope
Speaker 2: to the bookie.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, tell him his other hand isn't getting stitched,
Speaker 3: so he could probably make a fucking phone call fucking pitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, and uh, and that's how it's it's done. Sam,
Speaker 1: This is this is it right here. This is the
Speaker 1: magic that you've been listening to, and now you get
Speaker 1: to be a part of it.
Speaker 4: It was worth the three hour drive. Can you share
Speaker 4: your favorite Musburger story because I can share mine if
Speaker 4: you want. I.
Speaker 1: Uh, and now you worked with I worked with the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Brent was our afternoon host on Vson.
Speaker 1: Okay once again. Sam is the podcast host of Chicken Dinner,
Speaker 1: also betting expert.
Speaker 2: Would you say analysts? Analysts? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like when somebody says somebody is a betting expert
Speaker 1: and I go, let me see your W two.
Speaker 4: I had to take that off my bio at Fox.
Speaker 4: Fox says betting expert.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a heavy heavy Can change that please?
Speaker 3: That is the definition of an oxymoron. Like, there is
Speaker 3: no betting expert.
Speaker 1: Okay, I I don't have a singular Brent Musburger story
Speaker 1: to tell. I've been around him, but nothing crazy ever happened.
Speaker 1: So your Brent Musburger story.
Speaker 4: Well, I have a couple, but my face is when
Speaker 4: he saw my last name for the first time, and
Speaker 4: Brent knew that they were, you know, hiring some kid
Speaker 4: out of Chicago who was twenty eight, and I'm sure
Speaker 4: he was all on board, but I don't think he
Speaker 4: did the diligence to learn how to pronounce my last name,
Speaker 4: which is twelve letters long, Paniyautovitch. So Brent is introducing
Speaker 4: me selection Sunday. I'm in the book getting the live lines,
Speaker 4: and I hear it, and I know what's about to
Speaker 4: happen because I know he doesn't know my name. So
Speaker 4: he pulls his sheet up and goes and joining us.
Speaker 4: Now from the book is Windy City, Sam. He pivoted
Speaker 4: so quickly, and he nailed it. But he just he
Speaker 4: was able to get to the right part of the
Speaker 4: conversation because he put Chicago and Sam together and just
Speaker 4: he pivoted from Sam Panyoutovitch to Windy City.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good recovery.
Speaker 4: I tried so hard not to laugh because I knew
Speaker 4: exactly what it happened.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: All right, enough damage here and Sam, thank you for
Speaker 1: making the trip down once again. Chicken Dinner Podcast, Shane
Speaker 1: Irving Podcast.
Speaker 2: Are we back up? Oh yeah, we're back. Danny with
Speaker 2: days today it's uh, it's Thursday.
Speaker 1: All back next week? There we go next next week?
Speaker 1: Is the family back next week from vacation in Europe?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think so? Okay, I don't know. They don't have
Speaker 2: return for that's meant to be a tough question. We
Speaker 2: make the line, what's the line's over under fifty to
Speaker 2: come back this month having a family?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Uh? Shane Irving once he starts his podcast up again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Dylan and he just does graphics here on the show.
Speaker 1: Nothing else to promote. I don't think I ate a
Speaker 1: hot dog for breakfast, only one and a couple hot
Speaker 1: dog time. Yeah, he does, like over under every day
Speaker 1: for hot dogs. It's usually two and a half for deal.
Speaker 3: So I've changed my formulas. I'll take a day off
Speaker 3: or two and then go hard on, like you know,
Speaker 3: Wednesday Thursday.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what I was going to year when
Speaker 4: I walked into this place, beautiful studio by the way,
Speaker 4: and I do want to shoot a free throw at
Speaker 4: some point. But I walked in and the first thing
Speaker 4: I was asked was you want a white claw?
Speaker 1: I about a hot talk and you turned him both
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 3: I said, no, thanks, you're waiting for the snow cone.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we have snow cones too. My thanks to
Speaker 1: Picture de Ray, the producer of this show, and also
Speaker 1: Marvin who does all the technical work here. No, you
Speaker 1: don't wave to nobody gives a ship if you're waving
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 5: Spirit fingers be blessed everyone.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks Mark, send that over to Shay. I need.
Speaker 1: No, no, you have no you need spirits. Oh, on
Speaker 1: the wagon for them.
Speaker 2: Good luck this weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes
Speaker 1: Again