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Speaker 1: What's up? This is Michael Rapport you and now listening

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Speaker 1: to the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. On today's podcast.

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Speaker 1: So many sick Fox, so little time. I'll say it again,

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Speaker 1: so many sick Fox, so little time. NBA action is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: We have a civil war in the West. Seth Curry

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Speaker 1: for Steph Curry, Janice Verse, Kauai plus I was pushed

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Speaker 1: to have to do it. I break down all the

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Speaker 1: comings and goings with the fakest guy in the NBA,

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Speaker 1: Lebron James. People try to come at me on Twitter

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Speaker 1: and what do I do when that happens. I strike back.

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Speaker 1: The disruptor must strike back. Brand new banging I Am

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Speaker 1: Rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. Miles Jordan's let me

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Speaker 1: get something real nice, some real proper, but most importantly yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I need something real funky. Oh my goodness, I've said

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Speaker 1: it once, I'll say it again. Sometimes a podcast will

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Speaker 1: just right itself, and today is one of those days.

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Speaker 1: Goodness gracious. My name is Michael Rappaport a k A.

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Speaker 1: The Gringo Man Dingo a k a. The Jake LaMotta

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Speaker 1: of Podcasting a k A. White Mike a k A.

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Speaker 1: The White Chocolate Tito a k A. Mr. New York

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Speaker 1: a k A. Mr a k A. Have no fear

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Speaker 1: that I am Rappaport. Stereo podcast is here and we

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Speaker 1: are about to tune them up nice, tune them up

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Speaker 1: real proper. And before we get started, I am going

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Speaker 1: to apologize. I'm gonna apologize to anybody out there that

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Speaker 1: is misled and that is is just let us tray.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna apologize to anybody out there who who thinks

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Speaker 1: they could do what I do. I I apologize for

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Speaker 1: making it look so easy. I apologize that I make

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Speaker 1: it look like anyone can do this ship talking the

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Speaker 1: way that I do it. I'm sorry it is it's misleading, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and for that I apologize. I'm wrong for making it

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Speaker 1: look so goddamn easy. I say it once, I'll say

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Speaker 1: it again. I am a trained professional. I did not

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Speaker 1: choose this disruptive lifestyle. This disruptive lifestyle chose me. Now

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Speaker 1: let it be known, in this disruptive lifestyle, you will

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Speaker 1: give it and you will take it. You will give

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Speaker 1: it and you will take it. That's why fifteen rounds

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Speaker 1: of podcasting the deep waters. Okay, we're going into the Sugar,

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Speaker 1: Ray Robertson, Jake La Mata rounds. We're going into the

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Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier in Madison Square Garden rounds. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're going into the Tommy Hearns, Sugar Ray Leonard round

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Speaker 1: the deep waters of podcasting here. I didn't come into

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Speaker 1: this ship to make friends with anybody. Yes, at times

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Speaker 1: it is lonely, but the rewards, oh, the benefits. I

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Speaker 1: didn't come here to make friends with anybody. With this

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Speaker 1: disruptive lifestyle. You're probably saying, why are you so fired up? Dingo?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Oh, I'm gonna tell you exactly what happened,

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Speaker 1: and how it happened and when it happened. I am

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Speaker 1: going to give you full twenty four seven access in

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Speaker 1: all the bullshit that the fakest dude in the n

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Speaker 1: Some people call him the King. I call him the

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Speaker 1: fakest dude in the league. Him and his crew tried

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Speaker 1: to come for the Dingo over the weekend. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: get to that one of the greatest weekends of NBA

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Speaker 1: playoff basketball. This dude is not playing Lebron James isn't playing.

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Speaker 1: He spent too much time on Twitter. That's my domain,

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Speaker 1: That's where I lived. Dude. Okay, this ship talking is

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Speaker 1: my craft. You're gonna make some jump shots. You work

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Speaker 1: on your free throws. You go to Germany, you get

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Speaker 1: some treatment on your motherfucking growing. Make sure you ship

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Speaker 1: is tightened up because you got a new head coach

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Speaker 1: that you didn't want. Lakers aren't fucking with you, Duke.

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Speaker 1: You Rich, Paul Maverick, Card, your whole a little croup. Listen,

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Speaker 1: there's too many big names in Los Angeles for you

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Speaker 1: motherfucker's to come out here and take over. Save that

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Speaker 1: ship for Cleveland, then motherfucker's will be at your back

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Speaker 1: and Cole and Cleveland. This is Los Angeles. You're not

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Speaker 1: taking over this ship, Duke. Just like in Miami, pat

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Speaker 1: Riley was like, Nah, you guys ain't fucking taking over

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Speaker 1: the whole team. Genie Busses like, Yo, this fucking guy

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Speaker 1: got about two or three years left. We're not letting

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Speaker 1: him fucking take this team over. This is a family business.

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Speaker 1: My father built this fucking business where his bare fucking hands.

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Speaker 1: This ain't fucking Cleveland. This is what Genie Buss has

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Speaker 1: saying you're not taking over the fucking Staples Center. These

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Speaker 1: fucking trophies. This is my family's trophies. Get the funk

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Speaker 1: out of the practice facility. This is my fucking practice facility.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to all the great NBA excitement. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna break it down. We have sick fox. So much

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Speaker 1: has happened, So much has happened since the last I

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Speaker 1: Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. If this is the first time

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Speaker 1: you're ever listening to the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Just no, this is a non fact checking, disrupt if podcast.

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Speaker 1: We do not that check anything. We talked that ship

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Speaker 1: and we let the chips fall where they make no friends,

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Speaker 1: no friends. I didn't come in this to make friends. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So last week I saw online that uh, Maverick Carter

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Speaker 1: Lebron james best friend. Let's just call him Lebron James

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Speaker 1: best friend. Okay, a k A Maverick Carter, but we're

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Speaker 1: gonna refer to him as Lebron james best friend. He

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Speaker 1: gave a commencement speech at the USC Annenberg graduation. Okay, now,

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Speaker 1: now let me just tell you who last year gave

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Speaker 1: the same speech at the USC Annenberg uh graduation ceremony.

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Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey. Okay, Oprah Winfrey gave the same speech last year. Uh.

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Speaker 1: They obviously couldn't book somebody like, I don't know, fucking accomplished.

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Speaker 1: They obviously couldn't book somebody who's done something significant. Everybody

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Speaker 1: like scrambling obviously, and like, oh, fuck, maybe Lebron James

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Speaker 1: can do it. I bet you. They asked, Lebron James,

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Speaker 1: you're not playing basketball, your team isn't in the fucking playoffs.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you come down to USC and give a speech?

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Speaker 1: Lebron James he probably said, no, I can't do it,

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Speaker 1: but my best friend he's available. Of course he's available.

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Speaker 1: Of course he's available. Why don't you, guys, I'm busy.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good look. I know I'm out of

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Speaker 1: the playoffs. Okay, I know I'm solely responsible for turning

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Speaker 1: the Lakers into a ship show. Um, have my best

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Speaker 1: speech last year. So we went from Oprah to Lebron.

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Speaker 1: James is best friend, So I I see this guy.

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Speaker 1: They posted online because you know, they're very self congratulatory

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Speaker 1: I'm like, if I'm a college student or I'm a

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Speaker 1: people have given this speech, uh years before, and then

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Speaker 1: this fucking guy whose sole accomplishment is growing up in

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Speaker 1: James is giving this commencement speech. I would be like,

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Speaker 1: I want my fucking money back. I spent three hundred

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Speaker 1: they had Oprah, and then I got this fucking guy.

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Speaker 1: I'd be I rate, who the fund is this? I've

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Speaker 1: been this, Who the fund is this? Who the funk

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Speaker 1: is this guy up here talking talking about this? The

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Speaker 1: Miles Jewordan play a little bit of the clip. Play

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a couple of Lebron james best

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Speaker 1: friend giving a speech at the USC graduation. The degree

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Speaker 1: gives you the freedom to gamble, to take a chance

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Speaker 1: to start something, to change the world, to go chase

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Speaker 1: your dream. Who the funk is this guy? What happens

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Speaker 1: if you bet big and you fail? What the funk

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Speaker 1: are you talking? This is generic bullshit, generic Mahakam Gandhi

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Speaker 1: quotes and fake fucking inspirational bullshit. The only thing that

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Speaker 1: you've ever accomplished in your life is you happen to

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Speaker 1: be best friends with Lebron James. Without Lebron James, nobody's

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Speaker 1: checking for you, Duke nobody. Now you're probably saying, what

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Speaker 1: did Lebron james best friend do to you greeno Man Dingle,

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Speaker 1: and I say absolutely nothing. Okay, but I saw this.

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Speaker 1: I posted a tweet in an Instagram probably Tuesday, Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: maybe Thursday, and I said pretty much what I just said,

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Speaker 1: but in tweet fashion. Uh USC gives this guy uh

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Speaker 1: and they must have introduced him as oh coming out

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Speaker 1: to give the commencement speeches Lebron james best friend. I

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Speaker 1: put a little clip the clip you just heard. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm watching the basketball games on Sunday, Okay, this Sunday,

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Speaker 1: I'm watching the fucking the Blazers and the Denver Nuggets.

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Speaker 1: Duke it out. Lakers aren't in these games. Lakers didn't

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Speaker 1: make the playoffs. Okay, they have the former best player

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Speaker 1: It was a ship show. Okay. It was an entire

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Speaker 1: ship show for the Lakers. Okay. The guy tried to

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Speaker 1: get the entire team traded. He didn't tell anybody anything

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Speaker 1: about it. The fakest guy in the league. Hey, that's

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Speaker 1: a fact. That's a fact. They called him the fakest

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Speaker 1: guy in the fucking league. Okay, all this bullshit, this

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Speaker 1: no no. So I made my tweet three or four

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Speaker 1: this the same Michael Rappaport whose agent reached out to

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Speaker 1: try to work with us. I don't know who this

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Speaker 1: Maverick Carter, Uh Lebron look at this, or what should

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Speaker 1: we say? What should we say? A gobblie GOBBLI who

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Speaker 1: the funk knows? And then three or four days later

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Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, get him, you do it. You

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Speaker 1: know Duke didn't do it on his own, because you

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Speaker 1: know Duke is a flunkey, because you know Lebron James

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Speaker 1: keeps flunkeys around him. His whole cruise Flunky's. Okay, whole

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Speaker 1: crewise Flunky's. So he tweets out, is this the same

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Speaker 1: Michael Rapport whose agent was reaching out to work with us?

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Speaker 1: And I'm letting you know right now, Duke, if my

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Speaker 1: agent reached out to work, what do you do? That's

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Speaker 1: all my agent. He's supposed to do that. But me

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Speaker 1: to ding go yo yo. Let me tell you something

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Speaker 1: when you talk the ship that I talked like, I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not in this to make friends, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want everybody to like me. That's one of the ramifications

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Speaker 1: of being a disruptive warrior. Not everybody is going to

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Speaker 1: like you, and I don't expect everybody to live this lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: This lifestyle is not for everybody. Okay, there's bumps and

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Speaker 1: bruises in this disruptive lifestyle. So I don't expect to

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Speaker 1: ever work with motherfucking Lebron James in their production company.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, there's plenty of production companies out there.

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of work to go around. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you something, dude, your shows ain't all That shop

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Speaker 1: is whack propaganda, whack ship, and Lebron James has more

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Speaker 1: shows that have gotten canceled than have not gotten canceled.

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Speaker 1: I think his record in the NBA finals is three

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Speaker 1: and nine or three and seven. His record of shows

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Speaker 1: that have gotten canceled is pretty much similar. That's right.

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Speaker 1: That's real. You want to talk that Hollywood ship. You

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Speaker 1: want to talk that my agent is reaching out for

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Speaker 1: you ship. Look at your track racker B Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain exactly how it works on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to explain exactly how Lebron James has his

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Speaker 1: name attached to one whack game show after another, and

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Speaker 1: even though his fucking name is attached with them, ships

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Speaker 1: get canceled. That's real, It's fucking real. You want to

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Speaker 1: you cook it and I'm cooking um NBA is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: What a great weekend of basketball. The only series that

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00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: wasn't competitive was the Milwaukee Bucks Boston Celtics series. It

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00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: would have been great if they had, if they could

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00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: have been competitive. The Milwaukee Bucks haven't played in a

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00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: week because they demolished the Boston Celtics. Kyrie Bye Bye

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00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors. Let's get to them first. I mean,

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00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: we we We've seen it, We've marveled at it. I

448
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: had an incredible time watching that game six in the crib.

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00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: What a fucking game, Uh, what a series, what drama

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00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: with the Kevin Durant injury, the James Harden greatness, Uh,

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00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: the James Harden disappearance, the Steph Curry disappearance, and then

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00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: the Steph Curry just fucking you know, Steph Curry's got

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00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: a black heart, He's he's just he's just disrespectful. Clay

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00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: Thompson is disrespectful. And that team showed why they are champions.

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Speaker 1: All the people off the bench, Igodala, who's always big,

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00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: Sean Livingston who's always big, Jonas Jerebko, Kavan Looney, all

457
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: of them, they all played great, They played consistent, they

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00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: kept the game within reach, and then Steph went bonkers

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00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: on their fucking ass. And I can't even imagine what

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Speaker 1: p J. Tucker, James Hard and Chris Paul and Mike

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00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: dan Antoni have been doing since that loss. I mean,

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00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: they fucking they fucking slashed them, They left blood. How

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00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: do you bounce back from such a such a demoralizing

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Speaker 1: loss without Kevin Durant in Houston, and then of course

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Speaker 1: UH Portland's and Denver. Uh, Denver is on the rise.

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Speaker 1: But listen, you know these teams, this is what it takes.

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Speaker 1: It's like Michael Jordan got his ass kicked and then

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Speaker 1: he overcame. The Detroit Pistons got their asses kicked. Uh,

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00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: and then they overcame the Boston Celtics. This is what happens.

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Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neal when he first went to the NBA, when

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Speaker 1: he was with Orlando Aki Malajawan in the Houston Rockets,

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00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: they yo, he embarrassed my guy, Shaquille O'Neal. He wasn't ready.

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Speaker 1: This is what happens. You know, these guys come into

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Speaker 1: the league. They all have these personas, they all have

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00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: their Instagram accounts. They all get commercials right away, and

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00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: then some of it subsides and then the stars rise

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Speaker 1: to the top. Um. But Yokovic is that his name? Joker?

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Speaker 1: And Jamal Murray and that whole Denver crue, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: be back. That's a great fucking team. They played great basketball.

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Speaker 1: Damian Lillard and those guys Portland's they got swept in

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Speaker 1: the first round last year. Remember by the New Orleans Pelicans.

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Speaker 1: This happens. You need to go through these bumps and

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00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: these bruises. They duked it out for seven games. It

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Speaker 1: could have went either way. I was happy that c. J. McCullum,

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Speaker 1: a k A. The guy who's never made an NBA

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Speaker 1: All Star Game and Dame Dollar beat them. Seth Curry

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00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: versus Steph Curry, it's a civil war. In the Western

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00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: Conference finals, it's gonna be great um. And then on

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00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference Toronto and Kawhi Leonards. We've seen the shot.

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00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: We've seen it broadcasting many different languages. Unbelievable. Joel Embiat

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00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: seven foot three, whining and crying like a fucking baby

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Speaker 1: after the game, after he lost, he couldn't even make

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Speaker 1: it to the locker room. He couldn't even cover his

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Speaker 1: fucking head with a towel. And some people were like, Yo,

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Speaker 1: you don't know what it's like to give it your roll.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like to go seven games

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Speaker 1: and then lose. No, I don't know what it's like,

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00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: But I also I also don't know what it's like

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Speaker 1: to talk ship to elbow or your opponents like he

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00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: did on the Brooklyn nets to marginalize veterans that are

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00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: important in the NBA. Of course, Jared Dudley isn't the

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Speaker 1: talent of Joel Embiid or Ben Simmons, but he's an

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Speaker 1: important veteran, okay. And then that's one of the things

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00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: in the NBA that they're trying to get rid of

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00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: these veterans too quick. And guys like Joel Embiid, guys

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00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: like Ben Simmons do not have anybody to teach them

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00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: the ropes of being a professional. They got their fucking

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Speaker 1: Kendall Jenner's and their their commercials, and Joel Embiids a

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00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: big tweeter and he's a ship talker. And then you

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Speaker 1: walk off the court crying, you played like ship, Ben Simmons,

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00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:48,479
Speaker 1: Ben the Invisible Man Simmons, Joel the fucking stomach ache,

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Speaker 1: and Beid, you guys are stars. Get in the fun yo,

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00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: Joel Embiid, I don't know if you need to go

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Speaker 1: get h Colon Oz could be to find out what's

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00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: wrong with your stomach. I have sympathy for stomach problems.

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00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: I have sympathy for upper respiratory situations. But I'm not

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00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: out there talking ship well. I talk ship. But I'm

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00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: not an NBA player, So yeah, you talk all that ship,

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00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: your elbowing, dude, You're call dudes, you're relevant, inconsequential, you're

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00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: trolling people on Twitter. Well, now it's your turn, Duke,

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00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: Now it's your turn. Okay. I'm not gonna explain again

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00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: how much I love the history the culture of Philadelphia.

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00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't have to do that every time I talk

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Speaker 1: about this team. This team is not likable. Ben Simmons

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00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: is out there on some like Heisman like you know, stoic,

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00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: like you know, I'm a mystery man. Duke, you can't shoot, Okay,

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00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: you can't be an NBA player without being able to shoot.

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00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: That's like being a wide receiver in the NFL can't

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Speaker 1: catch the ball, or or a quarterback in the NBA

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00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 1: in the NFL who can't throw the ball. You can't

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Speaker 1: shoot the basketball. Yo. I don't want to see any

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00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: paparazzi pictures with Ben Simmons and his chick. I don't

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00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: want to see Joel Embiide out there playing pick up

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00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 1: games with homie. Do you need to go to big

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00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: man camp? You need to learn some back to the

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00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: basket moves. This dude to seven ft three dude, he

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00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: loves shooting those threes. It looks so cool, it looks

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00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: so the ball goes so high. Where were those threes

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00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: at the end of the game, Ben Simmons, If I

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Speaker 1: were you, I would call up Reggie Miller. I'd call

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Speaker 1: up Chris Mullen. He's left handed. I'd call up Chris

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00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: Mullen and I would say, Chris Mullen, what's the price?

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00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: How much is it gonna cost me to live with

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00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: you all summer? Five thousand dollars a million? Because your

545
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: career is at stake, Ben Simmons, they don't even need

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00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: to guard you in the playoffs. They're begging you to

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00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: shoot the ball. That's fucked up. That's that's like a

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00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: tennis player not being able to hit a backhand. Literally. Okay,

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00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: I want that team to do good, but these are

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00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: the bumps and the bruises. Fuck your commercials, Fuck your Instagram,

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00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: fuck your Twitter. Funk all that ship. When that ball

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00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: bounced in the hoop and Kauai Leonard ripped your hearts out,

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00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: all that cutesie ship, all that pretty boy ship, it

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00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: means nothing. Cry your ass off the court. Fuck that

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00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Joel embat If I were you, I would move in

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Speaker 1: with the che Malajuan. I'd also get myself on a

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00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: nice diet program. Okay, check yourself in the Cedars or

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00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: u c L a medical. Get all your health is.

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00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: She's worked out. I don't make light of that, Ben Simmons,

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00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: I would hire Chris Mullen today to teach you how

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Speaker 1: to shoot. You thought ship was sweet. You thought because

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00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: you were tall and you could dribble, you were gonna

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00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: be able to come into the NBA and dominate nod do.

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00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: You can't shoot jump shots, and you were exposed the

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00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: Western Conference Finals and the Eastern Conference Finals. The Toronto

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00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: Raptors verse the Milwaukee Bucks, the Golden State Warriors verse

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00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: the Portland Trailblazers is going to be beautiful. I cannot wait.

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00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: And you know, you know that the Iron Rapports Stereo

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Speaker 1: podcast will be there every single beat of the way,

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00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: walking you through all the highs, all the lows. I

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00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: want the Golden State Warriors, but you're not gonna hear

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00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: me talking about the Trailblazers. I respect them. I respect

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00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: Dame Dollar too much to disrespect him and c J.

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Speaker 1: I've never made an All Star game McCollum. Okay, so

575
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: many storylines. You got Brother on Brother Civil War. You

576
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: got Dame Dollar going back to Oakland where he's from.

577
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: You got Honest, the Greek freak. You got Kauahi Leonard.

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00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: What a matchup? You got Pascal Siakum, you got Drake.

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Speaker 1: The n B A is fantastic with or without Lebron James.

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00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: I said it a month ago. This is a dress

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00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: rehearsal for life without Lebron James, and it is surpassed

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Speaker 1: all expectations. I'm done with basketball podcast? What else is

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00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: going on? So? Uh? I think Game of Thrones has

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00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: like two more episodes, and I'm glad. I know I'm

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Speaker 1: in the minority. I'm I'm sure probably all of you

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00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: that watched Game of Thrones that are listening or like,

587
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: shut the funk up, you're crazy. You don't watch. No, don't.

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00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm not watching seventy episodes that I never watched. I

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00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: tried to watch uh with my wife, Uh this again

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00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: this past weekend. It's it's just it's it's loud, it's overbearing,

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Speaker 1: it's confusing. I I just I don't rock with any

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00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: of this. Okay. When I was young, my me and

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Speaker 1: my brother. We used to split the evenings or split

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Speaker 1: the hours at times, or split show for show. He'd

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Speaker 1: watch cartoons. I'd watch Mr. Rogers. I liked Mr. Rogers, Okay,

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00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I thought I like the reality. He'd watch a cartoon.

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00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: I'd watched The Brady Bunch. Okay. I need people, regular people.

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Speaker 1: I don't do costumes. I don't do cartoons. I know

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00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people do I need funk with Bugs Bunny,

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Speaker 1: you know when I had to, I funked with bugs

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Speaker 1: Bunny Hong Kong FOOI uh, you know. But he'd watch

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Speaker 1: a cartoon. I'd watch The Little Rascals. I funk with

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00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: Spanky in them. Okay, those were my Those were my shows.

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Speaker 1: I don't do Dungeon and Dragons. I don't do vampires.

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00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't do The Walking Dead. I don't do Star Wars.

606
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: I told you many times. Okay, I told the dust brother.

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00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: Jordan went through on the Iron Wrappers stereo pockets a

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00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. I don't do Avengers, Spiderman, Superman. Uh.

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00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: The other day before the game, they had on one

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Speaker 1: of these Spider Man movies on T and T. I'm

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00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: looking at this, I'm like, what is this ship. He's

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Speaker 1: crashing through buildings and this is this is not for me.

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00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm grown man. I know a lot of you people

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00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: out there listen to it. Again, I'm in the minority.

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00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: But what I did watch and what I did enjoy

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Speaker 1: over the weekend, and I believe there's two more parts

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00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: on Showtime. Yeah there are, there's four parts. Um, I

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Speaker 1: think I saw two parts or one and a half parts.

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Speaker 1: Is the Wu Tang documentary. Uh, there's a documentary on

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00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: on Showtime. It's kind of like the life and times

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00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: of all things Wu Tang. Some great stories, great footage. Uh.

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00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: You really get a lot of insight into the Wu Tang.

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Speaker 1: Some of the stuff you've seen before, some of the

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00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: stuff you've never seen before. Certainly the interviews are new

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00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: and I and I have to say, I recommend watching it. Um,

626
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: I of course directed Uh in my opinion, still the

627
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: reigning champ of hip hop documentaries about a group. There's

628
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 1: been some great stuff. This Wou Tang doc is great.

629
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: There's been some other great docs about hip hop, but uh,

630
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: specifically about groups. I still have to say, I still

631
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: have to say that beats rhymes in life, the travels

632
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: of a tribe call Quest is the most authentic, unmanicured,

633
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: uh messy, but genuine, truthful documentary made about a hip

634
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: hop group. No disrespect, listen. It takes. It's hard to

635
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: make a documentary. It's hard to make thirty for thirties,

636
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: it's hard to make a movie. It's hard to make Listen.

637
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: As much as I can't say in these Avengers movie,

638
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: these are fucking ground and pound. I respect filmmaking and

639
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: movie making and television making so much. I know what

640
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: it takes. But I will say I wanted to treat

641
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: a trip called Quest like a rock doc and we

642
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: did it. It's not the Life and Times. No disrespect

643
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: to any of these other movies be trimes in life.

644
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: The Travels of a Trip Coal Quest is a very

645
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: good movie. That being said, definitely check out the Wu

646
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: Tang doc of Mikes and Men on Showtime. It's dope.

647
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 1: It'll get you hyped, it'll get you It's the full

648
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: Wu Tang. It's dope. And I don't like to double

649
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: back on things, but I will say one more thing

650
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: about Lebron James. Remember three years ago? Um I believe

651
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: it was during the playoffs or is right after the season.

652
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't remember when we don't fact check at the

653
00:43:54,840 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: iron wrapper coort stereo pockets. Remember his Brentwood home allegedly

654
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: I'll say allegedly again because it just sort of disappeared.

655
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: Remember his Brentwood home had been uh spray painted with graffiti.

656
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: I think they said get out N word or N

657
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: word all on Lebron James Gate. Terrible. This is not

658
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: a good thing. Um. Let me tell people out here

659
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: who are listening about Brentwood, Brentwood or bell Air. It

660
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: was either Brentward or bell Air. Remember the Fresh Prince

661
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: of bel Air. Remember the aesthetic of that show. Both

662
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: of these communities are the most elite communities in southern California. Definitely. Uh.

663
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: Bell Air and Brentwood are are considered even more dope

664
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: and more elite than Beverly Hills, Okay, especially bell Air.

665
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: That being said, remember a few years ago, uh, there

666
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: was this case going around that Lebron James House had

667
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: been graffitied. Whatever happened to that? If you've never been

668
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: to bell Air but or Brentwood, everything is under security,

669
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: everything is videotaped. Every home has security. If not security guards,

670
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: you can't take a piss, you can't run through a

671
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: red light. You certainly can't take a ship in public

672
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: in bel Air without getting busted. I should know. I

673
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: should know. I listen, push comes to shove. I'm gonna

674
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 1: try to take a ship where I have to take

675
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: a ship. I have alternative colitis. That's part of the disease.

676
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: When you gotta go, would you rather be ship in

677
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: my car in my pants? No, I'm gonna pull over

678
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: on the side of the road. Whether it's Brentwood, bell Air, Crenshaw, Hollywood,

679
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: it don't matter. Okay, you try to take a ship, uh,

680
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: somewhere in bel Air where Lebron James lives, you're gonna

681
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: get caught on video tape. You go into somebody's home

682
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: and you spray paint their gait with the N word

683
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: US and there's no ramifications. Nothing's caught on videotape. What

684
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: happened to that case? Duke at least hire a private

685
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: investigator to solve the crime. They couldn't find the people

686
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: that spray painted Lebron James's house in bel Air. I

687
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: think this was the original Juicy Jesse som La case,

688
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: which brings me to the sick funk of the Week,

689
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: Miles Jordan. Let me get the sick funk of the

690
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: Week theme song. Let me get it right now. This

691
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: is an award that is earned, not given, earned, not given.

692
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: It's called the sick the fust of the sick. She's

693
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: really fucking sick. Man's whack line, make a smell like

694
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: a sick funk. You look like a six aint supposed

695
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: to be on a plane. You sick? You are you doing?

696
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: Hey man? Leave that chicken alone? Left the chicken alone?

697
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: What are you doing to the chickens that doesn't belong

698
00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: in a chicken? Yes, that is the sick Funk of

699
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: the Week theme song. This is an award that has earned,

700
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: not given. This is an award that has earned, not given.

701
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: We are we are dealing with a case of so

702
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: many sick fox, so little time. I mean, it is

703
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: out of control. And I got to give a shout

704
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: out to everybody who is sending in all the sick fox. Uh.

705
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 1: We see all the d M s, we see all

706
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: the Instagram requests, we see all the Twitter requests. I

707
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: see them all. Sometimes we just can't get to every

708
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: single sick fuck of the week. Okay, they're sort of

709
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: piling up, but it's not because I don't want to

710
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: share them all with everybody. I just can't do it.

711
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: So many sick fox so little time. In Brooklyn, terrible

712
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: caught on video. There is a sick fuck on the

713
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: loose and Orthodox Jewish man over there near Williamsburg our

714
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: Marcy Avenue, Rodney Street and Marcy Avenue. Shout out the hove.

715
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: Greatest rapper alive, greatest rapper ever, jay z is the

716
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: best rapper ever. Sorry, sorry he is. Um. A hate

717
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: filled scumbag walked up to an Orthodox Jewish man, sucker

718
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: punched him from behind, and then ran off like a

719
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: bitch made trick. The whole thing was caught on videotape. Okay,

720
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: hopefully they will catch this sick fuck. But if you're

721
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: out there in Brooklyn, out there in Williamsburg, keep your

722
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: head on a swivel. The whole thing is caught on videotape.

723
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait till they find this sick fuck. Also

724
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. In East New York, YO, if you're not

725
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: from New York City, East New York has historically been

726
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 1: a very tough, very crime filled neighborhood. It's the hood. Okay,

727
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: it's gotten better, Okay, but it is still the hood

728
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: on Chestnut Street and Glenmore Avenue in East New York.

729
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: Thirty eight year old man Kenneth Wong. The whole thing

730
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: was also caught on videotape. Five six Fox are on

731
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: the loose. Not one, not two, not three, not four,

732
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: but five sick Fox ran up to this guy, sucker

733
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: punched him, robbed him, kicked him in the head, stomped

734
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: his head, and ran off. Fortunately they got good videotape

735
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: of all five of these six fox. They're not only

736
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: six fox, they're dumb fox. After they robbed the guy,

737
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: they went to McDonald's and used his credit card. You're

738
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: gonna get caught, You're gonna get locked up, hopefully for

739
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: at least twenty plus years. Yo. Be safe, motherfucker. People.

740
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: Be safe. If you feel trouble, If your intinct is

741
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: telling you that people are troubled most of the time,

742
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: they are, they're up to no good. Okay, better safe

743
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 1: than fucking sorry. Moving on in Utah. You know you

744
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: hear about this uh polygamus stuff. You hear about these

745
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: people marrying within their family. You hear about this Mormon stuff,

746
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: and uh, it's hard to believe. It's hard to wrap

747
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: your head around it, but it's real. Last week, a

748
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: group of Utah teens in a polygamus group traveled to

749
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: Colorado to marry their cousins. Okay, they married their fucking cousins. Uh.

750
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: There Now the couple of them are realized what they

751
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: did is sick okay and uh. And they were coherced

752
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: by some other sick fox into doing this, and they're

753
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, get the marriages annulled and so

754
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: forth and so on. There's eighteen year olds, there's sixteen

755
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: year old. Yo. This is not kosher. This is not normal.

756
00:50:54,840 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: You're not this is not the nineteen attends. Okay, this

757
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: is not This shouldn't be legal. Okay, Utah, get it together,

758
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: move into the twenty one centuries, two thousand nineteen. Nobody

759
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: should be marrying their fucking cousins. Out here in Canada,

760
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: sick funk by the name of Kenneth Harrison, and if

761
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: you look them up, well, he looks like a sick fuck. Uh.

762
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: He was arrested on child porn offenses after he bought

763
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: a child sized sex doll. Two his words and I

764
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: quote replace his son, not duke funk. Were you doing

765
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: to your son? Duke. No questions asked. We gotta lock

766
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: you up until further investigation. We don't ask questions. We

767
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: lock you up first, and then we figure it out.

768
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: That's my theory. Lock them up, ask questions later. Okay? Uh?

769
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: And why is this Japanese site a Japanese website selling

770
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: childlike adult sex dolls, so their child size but for adults. No,

771
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: those people should be locked up. Also, moving on, a

772
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: thirty year old sick fuck in western Pennsylvania who's actually cute,

773
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: like if you were on a Tinder or one of

774
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: those dating sites, you'd swipe for her. Her name is

775
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: Ashley Anne Smith. Doesn't look like a sick fuck. She

776
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: looked like someone you you do like, I don't know

777
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: how those things work, but you'd you'd say yes, I

778
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: want to meet you. Uh. This sick funck was arrested.

779
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: She's a nurse. She is a nurse. She is accused

780
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: of taking photos of elderly patients, some of them in

781
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: the nude. You thirty year old pretty sick fuck you

782
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: Ashley Anne Smith of Western and Dravinsburg, Western Pennsylvania, has

783
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: charged with thirty counts of invasion of privacy, abuse of care,

784
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: and so forth and soone. Why you taking pictures of

785
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: old people, duke, when they're but asked naked? What's wrong

786
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: with you? Imagine your uncle, your cousin, your father, your grandparents,

787
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: or in a nursing facility, an old folks home, and

788
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: you got this sick fuck snapping pictures of them, your grandfather,

789
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: your grandmother, when they're but ass naked, when they're changing,

790
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: when they're showering. That's what this sick funck did. Lock

791
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: her up in Preston, England, which I guess is a

792
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: small town in England or a town in England. This

793
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: is disgusting. A twenty year old woman went through her

794
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: boyfriend's emails. Okay, she started uh feeling suspicious about her boyfriend,

795
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: who inevitably turned out to be a sick fuck. She

796
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: found out that her boyfriend of four years had placed

797
00:53:53,320 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: advertisements online placed like Craigslist, inviting strangers to rape her. Yo.

798
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: Imagine you find this out about your boyfriend. Where do

799
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: you go? Who do you tell? Do you speak to

800
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: him again? You run? You run as fast as you can.

801
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: You get your brother, maybe to break his feet when

802
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 1: you're clear that that's what he was doing. But she

803
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: checked it out. She fact checked it, and she was

804
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: he was putting her up. You can do this to

805
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. You could do that to my girlfriend. Send

806
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: me your number, send me your email. Lock this animal up,

807
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: lock him up. Ask questions later. I'm gonna preface this

808
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: by saying, you know that I don't like cats. I

809
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: talked very openly and very public about the fact that

810
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: I do not like cats. Not my thing. That being said,

811
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: that being said, I would never hurt any animals. Certainly

812
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't hurt any cats. My mom has four cats. Do

813
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: I like them? Fuck? No, of course not. I don't

814
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: like them. Okay, but this sick fuck in St. Louis St.

815
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: Charles County, to be exact, was posing as a person

816
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: who deals with and saves and rescues cats on Craigslist online. Okay,

817
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: he had gotten dozens of cats. The cats had kittens.

818
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: He had found all the cats on craigslist, and then

819
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: when he got the cats and he made the kittens,

820
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: he killed and dismembered at least a dozen cats and kittens.

821
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: This is a sick fuck. Look him up. Caine a Lausitter,

822
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: twenty year old sick fuck. He's facing two felony charges

823
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: of animal abuse How is this something you you're into?

824
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: How is this something that you want to do? How

825
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: is this something that like you think, Ah, yeah, I

826
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: want to get these cats and I want to do this.

827
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: That and a third to them, Lock him up, Lock

828
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: him the funk up. Finally, this is becoming too common

829
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: on the Sick Funk of the Week segment. Uh, lift drivers,

830
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: Uber drivers, you know these people are crazy. They're gonna

831
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: have to tighten up. Who is able to drive people

832
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: around in these ubers and these lifts? An Uber driver

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Speaker 1: doesn't really look like a sick funk. His name is

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Speaker 1: Richard Lomata in Pittsburgh. Uh. He told two women, two

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Speaker 1: female passengers when they tried to get out, uh, you

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Speaker 1: ain't going anywhere. That he trapped him in their car,

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Speaker 1: took him for a joy ride, scared the ship out

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Speaker 1: of him. They finally were able to get out in

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Speaker 1: an intersection and jump out of the car. Police were

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Speaker 1: able to identify this dumb ass. If you're an uber driver,

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Speaker 1: you know you can't pull any ship. Everything is documented.

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Speaker 1: They know when you get picked up, know who's driving you,

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Speaker 1: and all that. This guy faces charges of harassment and

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Speaker 1: false imprisonment. Okay, forget the harassment, get him on the

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Speaker 1: false imprisonment, lock him up. That's it. Okay, that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. What more can I say? What more can

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Speaker 1: I do? Okay, it's an hour long of a ship

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Speaker 1: talking extravagant. This is the I Am Wrappaport Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: Stand By every single thing said. Stand by everything I've

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Speaker 1: ever said on the I Am wrapp Aport Stereo podcast,

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Speaker 1: or at like what I don't know, seventies something episodes

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Speaker 1: of Pure Fire. Okay, what do you want from me?

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Speaker 1: What more can I do? I told you it's a

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Speaker 1: disruptive lifestyle. Miles Jordan's take me out of here with

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Speaker 1: something real nice, Okay, something real proper, but most importantly,

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Speaker 1: take me out of here with something real funk. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Has behinds, has behind me.