Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special week Trend
Speaker 1: Monday morning edition of Enrique production of iHeart Radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a podcast where you take a deep brab
Speaker 1: in American's shareconsciousness. And this is the this is the
Speaker 1: one where we do we tell the people what happened,
Speaker 1: what happened over the weekend, what's going on a couple
Speaker 1: of days? What the heck? I'm Jack, that's Miles. How
Speaker 1: are you doing, Miles?
Speaker 2: I'm thank you.
Speaker 3: That's how I'm doing in the state of gratitude, constantly consistently, Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you sir, please.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm thank you. So that's me.
Speaker 1: How was uh?
Speaker 2: How's Joysey Joysy Baby?
Speaker 1: Joysy is great? Yeah, been getting up early, going in
Speaker 1: the ocean early, wake my ass up, doing some uh
Speaker 1: some Kendall Roy flow back in the ocean. About anybody else.
Speaker 2: I mean we were texting about it earlier.
Speaker 3: That Honestly, to me, I think it's one of the purest,
Speaker 3: huge human pleasures you can have, is to just float
Speaker 3: on your back in the sea and like just just
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 2: In like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pure until like I literally I told you,
Speaker 1: I literally like as I was getting in the water
Speaker 1: pictured Kendall Roy. Yeah, been been enjoying my something I
Speaker 1: talked about I think as an underrated recently of like
Speaker 1: the beach as nature, as like getting into nature, you know,
Speaker 1: like we like my In my mind when I think
Speaker 1: about the beach, I think of ken uh from from
Speaker 1: the Barbie Movies version of the Beach, just like each
Speaker 1: tow I am beach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do beach good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very different but going down like real early, you know,
Speaker 1: before a lot of people get there. There's like the
Speaker 1: sandpipers going in and out of the waves, and to wait,
Speaker 1: a sand piper. They're like that, this is what I've decided.
Speaker 1: I actually haven't go okay the ornithological uh, but but
Speaker 1: I think basically the movie they're little birds that like
Speaker 1: when the wave watched his back, there's like the little
Speaker 1: clams and they lams and then when the wave comes
Speaker 1: they run back.
Speaker 3: You know. This is so like sandpiper is just one
Speaker 3: of those words that is like anytime you go near
Speaker 3: the coast, there's something called the sandpiper. And yeah, I
Speaker 3: never in my life gave it any thought until just now.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Never it never occurred to me that it was a bird.
Speaker 3: I thought it was some kind of like I thought
Speaker 3: it was some dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like an old timey job that
Speaker 3: would like we romantic. I was like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 3: you know, Bill's a sandpiper, Like what's the fun like
Speaker 3: the lamplighter kind of like, yeah, it's a sandpiper.
Speaker 1: Okay, beach blanket, bingo. I'm known as the sandpiper. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I feel like that. I was like,
Speaker 1: whose phone is ringing? It is mine? And that's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm very popular.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, uh, the quarterback we were we were I was
Speaker 1: body surfing. Body surfing, I think underrated. I would say, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, because you don't have to have any balance
Speaker 1: to do it. And then get that I noticed that
Speaker 1: there was like a wave going perpendicular to the other waves,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what is happening there? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, something's something's in the water with me.
Speaker 1: And I briefly had the moment where I was like,
Speaker 1: am I gonna get my whole ship bitten? But it
Speaker 1: was a it was a ray, so it's out of
Speaker 1: the water. But I was like, not this way the ocean, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: really real good vacations just play, you know, building sand
Speaker 1: castles with the kids. I love to hear chilling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just see my son to sit upright. We gotta
Speaker 3: we gotta get to that milestone before started building sand castles.
Speaker 3: He's still you know, six months.
Speaker 1: Night child in the ocean though I thought I saw
Speaker 1: a picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, her put them down to a little little
Speaker 3: little beach beach day anything. He's he fucking he spends
Speaker 3: more time at the beats than I ever have as
Speaker 3: a child. I'm it's so funny because I'm not, like
Speaker 3: I've talked about this. I'm a fucking spoiled LA person
Speaker 3: who's like, if it's not it's not hot, I don't
Speaker 3: go to the beach.
Speaker 2: Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: And you know her majesty, being from DC, She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll be there fucking every day.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So a lot of the times when she has
Speaker 3: like a minute, she'll.
Speaker 2: Be like, yeah, it's gonna go, just go pop in
Speaker 2: real quicks he what's up? So anyway, shout out all
Speaker 2: the water creatures.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was a beach baby, and I was known
Speaker 1: for how much sand I ate bo And that explains
Speaker 1: a lot. I think I've talked about that. I was
Speaker 1: like dumb until the age of like eight. I think
Speaker 1: I was just like peop, Oh, yeah, kid is slow.
Speaker 3: You're not the one who put the floaties on your ankles, right,
Speaker 3: But that seems like some shit I would have done.
Speaker 1: I think I might have actually done that. I'm getting
Speaker 1: a sense memory of floating upside do.
Speaker 3: I'm just sort of like, this has gotta work, and
Speaker 3: it's like, no, you're just inverting.
Speaker 2: Yourself by putting you on your ankles. Yeah, yeah, it happens.
Speaker 1: It happened, all right. Should we give them overrated?
Speaker 2: They want? Give them what they come here.
Speaker 1: For, not the news, the people, to quote Jalen Rose
Speaker 1: quoting Bob Marley, should what do you want to start
Speaker 1: off with? Underrated?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Let's go under all right?
Speaker 1: You want to kick it off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will do uh. Karaoke.
Speaker 3: I was at a karaoke birthday party over the weekend,
Speaker 3: and I have not been since two years before the pandemic,
Speaker 3: so it had been a minute and I realized how
Speaker 3: fucking fun it is, and also like it's a really
Speaker 3: if people are open enough to like want to sing,
Speaker 3: you really learn a lot about people based on their
Speaker 3: song choice. Based on how well they know a song,
Speaker 3: finding out people are like sleeper vocalists, which is always
Speaker 3: my favorite thing when like you kind of like it's
Speaker 3: like a mixed group. It was like one of my
Speaker 3: really close friends husband's birthday, so it was like a
Speaker 3: lot of her friends, but then a lot of his
Speaker 3: friends who I tangentially and some people were just coming.
Speaker 2: Like one dude killed corn freak on a lesha. Wow,
Speaker 2: like even with the.
Speaker 3: That part killed it and everyone was like okay, like okay,
Speaker 3: so gauntlet has been thrown down.
Speaker 2: Uh so yeah, I just love it. You know, y'all
Speaker 2: know me. I'm a I'm a tortured fake singer.
Speaker 3: Still the same og, still singing off key, you know me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think it's just like again, just it's
Speaker 3: it's truly like it's it's.
Speaker 2: A great, great birthday party.
Speaker 3: And I think singing is one of those like act
Speaker 3: it's so fucking cathartic. It's like more cathartic than most
Speaker 3: like things you would do at a party, I think,
Speaker 3: aside from maybe like abusing substances, which isn't healthy, but
Speaker 3: I think just belting out a tune, full voice, even
Speaker 3: if you can't hit the notes it's just liberation right there,
Speaker 3: diet liberty.
Speaker 1: Do you perform where'd you go with? Uh?
Speaker 2: I did Rock sand by the Police.
Speaker 1: Okay uh? And then Register.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I did oh Kiss from a Rose
Speaker 2: obviously got to.
Speaker 1: See it, of course. And then when you hit the
Speaker 1: high notes, do you have one finger in one ear
Speaker 1: and the other hand kind of.
Speaker 3: Like ride in the wave of the I'll do the
Speaker 3: thing where I go to me, you're lack of grown
Speaker 3: addiction that I can do not And they're like, this,
Speaker 3: here's a harmony.
Speaker 2: Won't you tell me? Is it healthy? Babe?
Speaker 3: And I'll do that line and we were like, whoa
Speaker 3: he found he went he took the alternate off on that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm kind of insufferable when I sing that
Speaker 3: song because like I love it so much.
Speaker 2: I'm like, here's yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3: But then also, this fucking place didn't have my fucking song,
Speaker 3: which is Monto Jordan, this is how we do it.
Speaker 2: They did not have that on the fucking machine. What
Speaker 2: I was I thought I was.
Speaker 3: I thought I was like having some kind of like episode,
Speaker 3: like I didn't know how to how the letters worked.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's not coming up, like I'm spelling
Speaker 3: the whole song names.
Speaker 1: Really weird a staple, right, Yeah, that feels like a
Speaker 1: top twenty five karaoke song.
Speaker 3: They don't have Tina Turner, like there was no Tina
Speaker 3: Turner songs. It was pretty yeah, it was. It was interesting,
Speaker 3: but then they had like fucking like Roddy Rich the
Speaker 3: fucking box.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, what, yeah, you gotta have the box.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, you got rotten.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but yeah, I mont Tel Jordan like, that's that's
Speaker 1: a timeless classics that's.
Speaker 2: Like a washed commandment.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to even express that, but
Speaker 3: it's in stone as something you must have.
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyway, shout out karaoke.
Speaker 1: Shouto Montell Jordan. Who my friend Blake caught at the
Speaker 1: I forget what State Fair was. He performed three songs.
Speaker 1: He performed this is how we do something for the honies,
Speaker 1: and then this is how we do it again. There
Speaker 1: all right? My underrated is explaining inside jokes to your parents.
Speaker 1: My mom like maybe the third question she asked me
Speaker 1: upon arriving, seeing her for the first time in many months,
Speaker 1: She said, I have a question. I was listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast I listened to like an episode a month ago,
Speaker 1: and then I listened to a recent one and you
Speaker 1: guys kept saying this phrase and I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it meant. What is grimace coming? For a little background
Speaker 1: about my mom, she is the same wonderful woman and
Speaker 1: also happy birthday to her a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, happy birthday. Mom. She's the same woman who
Speaker 1: when we went to see something about Mary together, okay,
Speaker 1: like leaned over and asked me what is he looking
Speaker 1: for at the part after he jerks off and is
Speaker 1: looking for.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Mom?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, explain that.
Speaker 2: You had a fucking bizarre flashback? Oh no, what did
Speaker 2: you tell her?
Speaker 1: I like, look, do you say yeah scenario?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: First of all, I cause you're You're obviously a funny guy.
Speaker 3: You have your your unbound sense of humor. You you
Speaker 3: can find humor in many things. Does she know like
Speaker 3: what is your what is your you and your mom's
Speaker 3: relationship to like how funny you could be as a kid,
Speaker 3: or what was like too blue of like the kind
Speaker 3: of comedy around your mom kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I think listening to this podcast, like I get a
Speaker 1: little more loose on this podcast than I've ever been
Speaker 1: around them. So yeah, I think probably I did feel
Speaker 1: uh trouble explaining the backstory of the grim shake, why
Speaker 1: we found it so strange that it was purple, and
Speaker 1: then you know, it was just like and you know what.
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, yeahs come.
Speaker 2: Is the joke?
Speaker 1: And then it be and then it became a viral trend.
Speaker 1: It's actually one of the most important things we've ever
Speaker 1: done on the on the podcast was actually like really impactful.
Speaker 1: She was like, Nah, they probably just came up with
Speaker 1: that on their own. That was no, Mom, that wasn't
Speaker 1: you guys influence.
Speaker 2: No, Mom, it's because of us. It's because we were
Speaker 2: coming at the top of our lungs.
Speaker 1: Give it to me. And then they were doing like
Speaker 1: Grimace Shake cocky videos.
Speaker 2: What is god?
Speaker 1: Oh boy?
Speaker 3: Oh so you really were like the kid who just
Speaker 3: had a sleepover and is coming back saying all kinds
Speaker 3: of wild ship to your mom.
Speaker 1: She's like, Wow, that's right, my mom. Is that person? Actually, now,
Speaker 1: after after having listened to our show.
Speaker 3: What's he gonna tell all her homegirls, She's like, y'all
Speaker 3: try that Grimace come over at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: What you guys get it?
Speaker 2: You guys get it? Because it's like, weird, it's purple.
Speaker 1: But it did make me wonder were we not setting
Speaker 1: that up enough? Like, are there confused people out there?
Speaker 3: I think some people would not fathom that we are
Speaker 3: going to just be so flippant about just just casually
Speaker 3: calling this milkshake the ejaculate of a story about character
Speaker 3: from the McDonald's universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe if we had called it the Grimace ejaculate, if.
Speaker 2: We said Grimace's seamen that maybe President I don't know,
Speaker 2: is that gang? Let us know? Did was that? Was that?
Speaker 2: Was that a bit of a misstep there?
Speaker 1: Did you guys come in confused as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or was it our incessant hammering home of that
Speaker 2: point for nine months straight? I don't know which one?
Speaker 2: Right in, right in, right in?
Speaker 1: Let us know, let us know, all right, Well, what's
Speaker 1: something you think is over?
Speaker 3: Okay, so on the back of good karaoke and this
Speaker 3: is an LA thing, gentrified karaoke because in Los Angeles,
Speaker 3: Korea town is the fucking place to do karaoke. Okay,
Speaker 3: there's things called like node Bang, which is like you know,
Speaker 3: Korea like those It's like a fucking full on restaurant,
Speaker 3: full on bar with private rooms. You can fucking do
Speaker 3: everything in there, and it's got great food. I went
Speaker 3: to this place and I recognized it because it was
Speaker 3: in a basement and like there aren't too many like
Speaker 3: subterranean like karaoke spots in K Town.
Speaker 1: That was the same spot that you went to that
Speaker 1: didn't have Yes, how we do it.
Speaker 2: Yes, But when I went previously, this place was so dark.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, when you go in now, like
Speaker 3: it's completely like revamped. It's like we've got the like
Speaker 3: we're part of Diner's week, and like we've got a
Speaker 3: great bar and like all these like fancy new remodeled rooms.
Speaker 3: I'm like, fire, Like, I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 3: the room because it just needs to be dark and
Speaker 3: this just needs to have my songs.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: I don't need fucking fancy wallpaper and shit like that
Speaker 3: to make it look like a hotel suite.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they've done that now.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait, this is the same fucking spot,
Speaker 3: because like the layouts the same. You come down, the
Speaker 3: right is the karaoke room, the left is the bar area.
Speaker 3: When I went the past, it was all black. It
Speaker 3: was wild, illegal shit happening there. You could smoke cigarettes
Speaker 3: in there, you could smoke weed in there.
Speaker 2: They didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Okay, now this shit looked like the lobby of a
Speaker 3: boutique hotel. And this is the part that fucked me up.
Speaker 3: There was no Korean beer being served there, and I'm like, this,
Speaker 3: you're in Korea Town.
Speaker 2: That's like a fuck to me.
Speaker 3: They go hand in hand like I want to see
Speaker 3: I want to see Hepe. I want to be able
Speaker 3: to drink mochally, which is like the unfiltered rice one.
Speaker 3: That's like for me part of the thing. And they
Speaker 3: did everything they could. This menu just made it feel like,
Speaker 3: oh no, this is like a white people karaoke place.
Speaker 3: It just is in Korea Town. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: not I don't know if that's going to do your
Speaker 3: business much better, because the fun is to feel like
Speaker 3: you're you're doing something that's like a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Diverse or different. Because this did you google.
Speaker 1: If there was a private equity to take over, there's
Speaker 1: an infusion of venture capital cash or equity takeover.
Speaker 3: Well, which is wild because like it was nicer, So
Speaker 3: in a way, it's like it's worse because it's nicer.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like bizarro private.
Speaker 3: Equity kind of thing, like yeah, people probably be like
Speaker 3: objectively it's nicer and like the food is better, blah blah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, like keep the fucking grime,
Speaker 2: keep the character. Anyway. I was a little bit disheartened
Speaker 2: by that, but anyway.
Speaker 3: Just just just keep Korea Town Korean Okay, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, let's not we don't have to
Speaker 3: erase like the legacies of these neighborhoods. And I don't
Speaker 3: think it's going to change anytime soon. But this place
Speaker 3: in particular, bit of a different vibe.
Speaker 1: Definitely keep This is how we do it on your rotation.
Speaker 1: Fucking La. Yeah for a karaoke place. I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean everywhere, but La especially.
Speaker 3: I'm it's about it's our it's we're hitting the show
Speaker 3: because we're faded, thank you.
Speaker 2: And I'm not talking.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Frenshaw Boulevard now come pleas please, And.
Speaker 1: We all knew that, and I knew that as a
Speaker 1: ten year old saying.
Speaker 2: Hey, some some kids didn't. Those are our inside jokes.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right. My overrated is the au tour theory.
Speaker 1: I just there are certain filmmakers who I really like
Speaker 1: as filmmakers, and I just want them to get a
Speaker 1: co writer who is not their brother or their homie.
Speaker 2: They grew up with a yes person basically.
Speaker 1: From Yeah, like Wes Anderson. His latest movie Like I
Speaker 1: just is like has its moments, looks very cool as
Speaker 1: a Wes Anderson movie should what would I come come for?
Speaker 1: But he wrote it with Roman Coppola, I think is
Speaker 1: his name, you know, like his uh And it's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't think the script was that great.
Speaker 1: Nolan wrote Oppenheimer by himself and you know it's based
Speaker 1: on a book obviously, but it's really good. I like Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: I'll say that first of all, Like this should not
Speaker 1: keep you from seeing it, but he.
Speaker 2: There's just a criticism there.
Speaker 1: There is a little bit of a spoiler is what
Speaker 1: one character there is a woman character who is like
Speaker 1: doesn't really make sense, has mental illness and is holding
Speaker 1: the male protagonists kind of hostage with her madness.
Speaker 2: Wait are you describing every Christopher Nolan film?
Speaker 1: Right? That's Memento, that's Inception, and it's Oppenheimer just off
Speaker 1: the top of my head, and they like you just
Speaker 1: feel it in some of the scenes when it's like
Speaker 1: him Oppenheimer talking to Florence Pugh's character, Like, it just
Speaker 1: feels like a new movie, Like a scene from a
Speaker 1: new movie is spliced in, and there's like this ratitat
Speaker 1: like Hudsucker proxy banter and the reference. It's just like
Speaker 1: it just feels like, wait, that's not how, that's really how. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Coen Brothers and they're like like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone ever talked like that, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just Nolan's very good at what he does. But
Speaker 1: just like higher a one like we've talked about that
Speaker 1: study where people who were forced to work on a
Speaker 1: problem in diverse groups of people with people who weren't
Speaker 1: like them, they thought they did worse and they did
Speaker 1: a better job on the problem they were trying to solve,
Speaker 1: whereas when they were with people who were like them,
Speaker 1: they thought they were way more confident and they did
Speaker 1: way worse. And I just feel like that that needs
Speaker 1: to be told. He needs to read about that.
Speaker 2: About that study, limits right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's just there's always these moments, not always, but
Speaker 1: a lot of the time in his movies where a
Speaker 1: woman shows up and it's like the same fourteen year
Speaker 1: old boys inability to cope with women as human beings
Speaker 1: and as anything other than like an extremely powerful force
Speaker 1: that is like mysterious.
Speaker 2: And can destroy you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and could destroy you in some ways. It's just
Speaker 1: like that. It's a small moment, small critique, but I
Speaker 1: do just think in general there are some of our
Speaker 1: best filmmakers who could benefit from working with unlike minded people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or maybe just get out to get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of the way. Maybe too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you've done a lot knowing, you know,
Speaker 3: but maybe you know, bring somebody else up, bring somebody,
Speaker 3: pull somebody up, pull something. It's funny because yeah, like
Speaker 3: that the rest of us in his films, like why
Speaker 3: am I all screwed up because of this?
Speaker 2: Broad like the undertone of it. So, okay, well I'm
Speaker 2: looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I will let you know how I feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very It's like I really enjoyed. I saw
Speaker 1: it on the big Imax screen at uh the on
Speaker 1: Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I heard there's something like there's only like nine theaters
Speaker 3: on earth that can play it in seventy millimeters Imax
Speaker 3: basically I.
Speaker 1: Bought to take us like a week in advance, and
Speaker 1: we were like, you know, pretty pretty far up towards
Speaker 1: the screen. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll catch up on some news.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and Ronda Santis continues to not have
Speaker 1: a very good time at the at the old presidential race.
Speaker 3: The old fuck factory, Florida fashion factory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's okay.
Speaker 3: So, if you recall a couple of weeks ago, the
Speaker 3: the Florida's Department of Education changed school curriculum to essentially
Speaker 3: say that like they actually there were benefits to slavery,
Speaker 3: like job skills, so let's stop the crime.
Speaker 2: Okay. Naturally, people are like, what in the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on there?
Speaker 3: This is a fucking just this is this is fucked like,
Speaker 3: there's no other way to describe this.
Speaker 2: And while many Republicans were like cheering this like literal.
Speaker 3: Like rewrite of history, uh, DeSantis faced some heat too,
Speaker 3: like like a few journalists are like, yeah, so is
Speaker 3: that what you believe, Like that's that's going on in
Speaker 3: your state, that's what you you want people to be taught.
Speaker 2: And he didn't think that.
Speaker 1: Help that into account. Was very thoughtful about the critique
Speaker 1: and of.
Speaker 3: Course, well let me think about that. Well, actually it
Speaker 3: was the Department of Education's call. If you and then
Speaker 3: and I have nothing. You know, that's just that's what
Speaker 3: they believe they wanted to do, and I'm backing them
Speaker 3: to do that. If you recall, we talked about this
Speaker 3: motherfucker was signing bills left and right about what school
Speaker 3: CAREERUM can and cannot include. So miss me with though
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what the fuck's going on anyway,
Speaker 3: so way to fold the slightest bit of questioning. Then
Speaker 3: the backlash came over the weekend from black members of
Speaker 3: the GOP.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it took this long, but hey,
Speaker 2: it is. It is here.
Speaker 3: It has hit the shores of Florida, and it's there.
Speaker 3: The five black people in Congress are not happy. The
Speaker 3: five black Republicans in Congress, New Kid on the Hill
Speaker 3: Representative Wesley Hunt said quote, as the direct descendant of
Speaker 3: a slave, I have a hard time understanding Governor Desanders's
Speaker 3: position that that transferable skills learned in bondage are somehow
Speaker 3: a net benefit. If Ron Desonders spent more time doing
Speaker 3: the job the people of Florida elected him to do,
Speaker 3: and less time on his failing presidential campaign. Perhaps Florida's
Speaker 3: curriculum on slavery would more accurately reflect the pain and
Speaker 3: heartbreak experience by millions who suffered through the original sin,
Speaker 3: which is damn and this guy like, let's keep in mind,
Speaker 3: none of these people who I'm going to read quotes
Speaker 3: from are by any stretch of the imagination, like on
Speaker 3: the right side of even like you know, black liberation,
Speaker 3: but they know they do draw the line at I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna let a white person say that slavery was
Speaker 3: a net benefit to people.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. That's where the line is.
Speaker 3: Another newcomer, John James, he said he said slave number one,
Speaker 3: slavery was not CTE, which is like career technical education,
Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean, Like they're not the
Speaker 3: chronic what is it something encephalitis that the NFL players
Speaker 3: get nothing about four hundred years of evil was a
Speaker 3: quote net benefit to my ancestor's number two. They are
Speaker 3: only five black Republicans in Congress and you're attacking two
Speaker 3: of them. My brother in Christ, if you find yourself
Speaker 3: in a deep hole, put the shovel down. You are
Speaker 3: now so far from the Party of Lincoln that you're
Speaker 3: an education board is rewriting history and you're personally attacking
Speaker 3: conservatives like Tim Scott and Byron Donalds on the topic
Speaker 3: of slavery.
Speaker 2: You've gone too far. Stop.
Speaker 3: Byron Donalds again, who's a black man from Florida, said
Speaker 3: again just saying this is he did a fucking softball
Speaker 3: to DeSantis. He said, oh, this is not He's like,
Speaker 3: you know, the new African American Sanders, I don't know,
Speaker 3: are good, robust and accurate. That being said, the attempt
Speaker 3: to feature the personal benefits of slavery is wrong.
Speaker 2: It needs to be adjusted.
Speaker 3: That obviously wasn't the goal, and I have faith that
Speaker 3: the Florida Department of Education.
Speaker 2: Will correct this.
Speaker 3: Tim Scott, who's been gaining on DeSantis in a couple
Speaker 3: of poles, said quote, there's no silver lining in slavery.
Speaker 3: The truth is, whatever benefits you could have learned you
Speaker 3: would have had as a free person, what slavery is
Speaker 3: really about separating families, about mutilating him goes on and
Speaker 3: on and on and basically has like he also gave
Speaker 3: Tim Scott this moment to actually look like.
Speaker 2: He's actually a better pig than Round DeSantis. Yeah, during
Speaker 2: this whole time and.
Speaker 3: Again it's all all of their criticisms are valid, although
Speaker 3: they don't practice what they preached sadly, but in this moment,
Speaker 3: they all basically took their time to help just kind
Speaker 3: of bring DeSantis down a few pegs.
Speaker 1: And he said, listen, people have bad days. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: regret what they say, and we should ask them again
Speaker 1: to clarify their positions, to be like, so, are you sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want to clarify this statement? Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to make sure you have the same
Speaker 3: energy from in the text threat, right, because if you don't,
Speaker 3: then what the fuck is going on? And it's like
Speaker 3: people are saying all these comments like Ron DeSantis, this
Speaker 3: is what fucking he said, Like this was his defense
Speaker 3: from these, you know, comments from black Republicans.
Speaker 4: Quote, at the end of the day, you gotta choose,
Speaker 4: are you gonna side with Kamala Harris and the liberal
Speaker 4: media outlets or are you gonna are you gonna side
Speaker 4: with the state of Florida.
Speaker 1: Wait, what the fuck does Kamala Harris have to do.
Speaker 3: With because a black woman, I'm honestly I think it's
Speaker 3: just the laziest racism. It's like you're just gonna side
Speaker 3: with this black woman or and a lot of people
Speaker 3: like accusing these people of doing Kamala Harris is bidding,
Speaker 3: I think just because she's the most visible like black
Speaker 3: democrat right now. Jesus Christ and you know, other people
Speaker 3: are being like, oh, these people are.
Speaker 2: Supposed conservatives are rhinos and other ships.
Speaker 3: So it's just a fucking disaster. He can't he can't
Speaker 3: even he's fucking this up too. It's kind of wild
Speaker 3: how bad it's getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've also seen some media from like the Washington
Speaker 1: Post being like the Chances just being like taket there.
Speaker 1: I've seen some like washing or not Washington Post, Wall
Speaker 1: Street Journal stories trying to like take his side the
Speaker 1: like they're just mad that he like killed it so
Speaker 1: hard during the pandemic. So I feel like he there's
Speaker 1: going to be a resurgence and like a backlash to
Speaker 1: the backlash with them being like is this restaurant because
Speaker 1: Trump looks fucked like and there's I don't know about
Speaker 1: these other people.
Speaker 2: They don't know, they don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this this is not a not a good look.
Speaker 2: I honestly Trump is still their best shot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, every Wall Street Journal doesn't know that, and
Speaker 1: they don't want to admit that.
Speaker 4: No, no, you can't, So go with me. Meet ball
Speaker 4: Ron three putting fingers DeSantis.
Speaker 1: It's no wonder the ocean's one hundred and one degrees
Speaker 1: here because I've been taking some heat. That's how I
Speaker 1: should have introduced it. Anyways, Trump more charges more. Uh
Speaker 1: you know that this is kind of more of the
Speaker 1: same as the Jack Smith investigation into the document to
Speaker 1: mar A Lago documents. Yeah, and we got some new
Speaker 1: new players. New players have entered the game. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one guy, Carlos di Olivera is the newest, the
Speaker 3: newest named defendant in this case. And remember, Okay, so
Speaker 3: in June when Jack Smith first came out and was
Speaker 3: like giving his speech and all that shit. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you're we talked about this quote that was
Speaker 3: like in CNN about how someone had drained the mar
Speaker 3: A Lago pool and tried to flood a server room
Speaker 3: where there's surveillance footage was captain. We're like, that's so sensational,
Speaker 3: that sounds fucking dumb. Well, it sounds like it's true
Speaker 3: because this guy basically was the person in charge of
Speaker 3: all this shit. And not only was he like trying
Speaker 3: to fuck around the server room, he then just went
Speaker 3: to like one of the it guys at mar A
Speaker 3: Lago and he's like, yeah, so I need you to
Speaker 3: delete all the security footage so the FEDS don't get
Speaker 3: their hands on it basically, and when the guy's like,
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I know how to do
Speaker 3: that or can do that. Actually, this guy, Dio la Vera,
Speaker 3: is like, yeah, well the boss wants it done, so cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. Yeah is that poor.
Speaker 3: Dude thought he was gangster, you know, Diolavera. He's also
Speaker 3: charged with line of the FBI because then they're like,
Speaker 3: what do you know about this?
Speaker 2: He said, I didn't see shit. No, that's no comment
Speaker 2: up in the station. That's all I know. It's relaxation.
Speaker 3: And but now this dude is looking at some gangster charges,
Speaker 3: so we'll see if he flips. That's the big thing now,
Speaker 3: is like you got like this guy's due to fifty
Speaker 3: six year old employee of the hotel just getting caught up.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's down for maganees or whatever.
Speaker 3: They they're probably promising can be done if he keeps
Speaker 3: his mouth shut. But yeah, it's it's more is happening.
Speaker 3: And again, like to our point that we keep saying,
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's going to change anything, because
Speaker 3: he could still win.
Speaker 1: He still has it demolishing every one of the polls, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean if you look at
Speaker 3: the math, like there's like just that thirty ish percent
Speaker 3: that is going nowhere, right, and then plus like a
Speaker 3: ten percent ish people like you know, there's like other
Speaker 3: people just will never vote for Joe Biden. You can
Speaker 3: find a coalition there on some level, depending how things go.
Speaker 3: But you know, another thing that was pointed out his
Speaker 3: Trump's legal spending now outpacing his fundraising.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, that's got to be expensive, right,
Speaker 1: forty million bottomless.
Speaker 3: Well forty million in legal fees in the last quarter
Speaker 3: in like apparently in one yeah, he raised only he
Speaker 3: raised a paltry thirty five million q two five million
Speaker 3: dollar difference there, jesus.
Speaker 2: So I'm guessing a new round of Trump n fts
Speaker 2: is probably coming out or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this one where he's like shaking hands with
Speaker 1: the aliens or whatever. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: No, it's by him like doing like a fucking like
Speaker 3: tombstone pile driver on a fucking alien off the top rope.
Speaker 1: We know how when he shakes hands, he like pulls
Speaker 1: your shoulder out of your socket and it always looks
Speaker 1: like it's the first step in a some jiu jitsu move.
Speaker 2: That you want to see. Alien watch this ship.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about Taylor Swift, Arthur
Speaker 1: and other pop culture bullshit. We'll be right back and
Speaker 1: we're back. And so it was reported that Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: show in Seattle got so rare that her fans literally
Speaker 1: caused an earthquake during the show.
Speaker 3: Wait caused or had measure of blake. They like they
Speaker 3: fucked up a fault, Like they activated enough.
Speaker 1: It was enough that there was seismic activity equivalent to
Speaker 1: a two point three magnitude earthquake. So, you know, like
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park shit, like when when the t Rex takes
Speaker 1: a step. Yeah, you're you know, you're you're a couple
Speaker 1: of blocks away and you're looking at a glass of
Speaker 1: water and it's trembling.
Speaker 3: You're near lumen Field and your glasses shardon a is
Speaker 3: wobblingsow what is going on out there?
Speaker 1: So supposedly it was a combination of her fans, the
Speaker 1: sound system during shake It Off, which I don't know
Speaker 1: Taylor's full catalog, but it's interesting to hear. That's as
Speaker 1: hard as it goes is shake it Off? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that like the most turned up song of Taylor Swiss?
Speaker 1: It's probably the one that, like, is most danceable for everyone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, because the players don't there, let's be
Speaker 1: contributing the same site, or at least the same city
Speaker 1: was responsible for another seismic activity when it was called
Speaker 1: the Beast Quake, in which Seahawks fans Seattle Seahawks fans
Speaker 1: went nuts following a famous last minute touchdown by Marshaun
Speaker 1: lynch Ay. That was twenty eleven. The Swift concert shook
Speaker 1: the ground twice as hard.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Conservative media is gonna love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are you think about that? Marshawn?
Speaker 2: You Berkeley Bay Area lib.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty two alone, people like Garth Brooks and
Speaker 1: Florence and the Machine made headlines for similarly causing measurable
Speaker 1: seismic activity. I feel like this might be just one
Speaker 1: of those stories. That pr teams get going to just
Speaker 1: be like this is such a while.
Speaker 2: And every earth if it happens, every world cup too.
Speaker 3: Like when MESSI scored there was an earthquake in Argentina
Speaker 3: or Mexico, there was an earthquake in Mexico City, which
Speaker 3: I yeah, you get it.
Speaker 2: People are fucking losing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I do. I am. I have always been
Speaker 1: interested in like human induced seismicity. That's a that's actually
Speaker 1: a Wikipedia page that you could go look up. It's
Speaker 1: a good time.
Speaker 2: In case you thought I was thought you were making
Speaker 2: up that word. Yeah, seismicity.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I was gonna say seismic activity. But they
Speaker 1: they went ahead and collapsed that those of us who
Speaker 1: like and you know, I remember hearing that like the
Speaker 1: that dam in China. I think it was the three
Speaker 1: gorgeous damn made the earth wobble on its axis.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel so I don't believe it, just like
Speaker 1: I don't believe in dinosaurs, yeah, or the stock market.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just I can't comprehend an event that's
Speaker 1: so big that it causes like like earthquakes and seismic activity.
Speaker 1: I've always thought belong in the like something that just
Speaker 1: comes down from on high for me or style, but
Speaker 1: it's apparently not all that uncommon for dams like man
Speaker 1: made reservoirs. And then a bunch of other like energy
Speaker 1: industry bullshit like fracking, carbon capture, wastewater injection to actually
Speaker 1: cause earthquakes. Like a lot of people think that that's
Speaker 1: why Oklahoma has so many earthquakes today because yeah, fracking,
Speaker 1: and just it's a state that's run by energy extraction
Speaker 1: industries and right, so it's a fucking mass. But all
Speaker 1: of which to say, I'll be impressed when Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: Concerts make the Wikipedia page for human induced says message.
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that the that the US Geological Survey
Speaker 3: clears up that most induced earthquakes are actually not directly
Speaker 3: caused by hydraulic fracking. The recent increase in earthquakes in
Speaker 3: the Central US primarily caused by the disposal of waste
Speaker 3: fluids that are a byproduct of oil production. Okay, so
Speaker 3: let's meal, let's not give all the credit to fracking.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's from old school oil production for the reason.
Speaker 1: We're just fucking the earth with oil industry garbage.
Speaker 2: Juice, and it's trying to be like the ship off
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: The one thing I would love to know is like
Speaker 3: I would love to be like just outside the stadium
Speaker 3: to be like yo yo, because you're not gonna feel
Speaker 3: that shit jumping up and down like in the fucking building.
Speaker 3: But I would if you're saying it's a two point three, like,
Speaker 3: I'd lay down on the ground, just my just my
Speaker 3: face on the concrete, just to see, like kind of
Speaker 3: feel the.
Speaker 1: Earth viber feel the earth breathe feel that man like that.
Speaker 2: Try Sarah Toops in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the parking lot does that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just lay its big tummy and go.
Speaker 1: There's a little paragraph in the Wikipedia page on human
Speaker 1: induced seismicity that I found freshing. It says during the
Speaker 1: beginning of the Vagant Dam in Italy, there were seismic
Speaker 1: shocks recorded during its initial fill. After a landslide almost
Speaker 1: filled the reservoir in nineteen sixty three, causing a massive
Speaker 1: flooding and around two thousand deaths, it was drained and
Speaker 1: consequently seismic activity was almost non existent. That's like, for
Speaker 1: some reason, that feels refreshing. Unfortunately, like they fucked with
Speaker 1: the earth. The Earth killed a bunch of people, and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, oh, okay, fuck that. Then we'll
Speaker 1: move along here, and the earth stopped killing people, and
Speaker 1: which the lesson was learned that day and then quickly forgotten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it just needed a two thousand body sacrifice
Speaker 3: for the earth.
Speaker 1: The Earth is hungry today, folks, the right is coming
Speaker 1: for Arthur. Now. The latest book to be challenged in
Speaker 1: Florida schools is Arthur's birthday. I mean, there's been a
Speaker 1: lot of dumb efforts to ban books made by a
Speaker 1: small number of highly mobilized bigots, but it's it's fucking Arthur, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, well what's going on. They're having a
Speaker 2: rainbow party or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Arthur's having a rainbow party. He's got yellow lipstick on,
Speaker 1: sucks like three dicks and like you see the yellow
Speaker 1: ring on the Now I'm gonna have to explain what
Speaker 1: a rainbow party is. You know, watch Oprah Oprah.
Speaker 3: Yes, google rainbow party Oprah, because it's thank you, it's
Speaker 3: damaging the nation.
Speaker 1: The booking question scandalously involves a reference to playing spin
Speaker 1: the bottle, which one guy thinks will result in students
Speaker 1: damaged souls. Yeah, you know, and so you're assuming, Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's a game of spin the bottle, Arthur goes
Speaker 1: in the closet. There's like a bunch of sucking and
Speaker 1: fucking that happens like for carew or four pages. No,
Speaker 1: it just ends with him like he's I think, nervous
Speaker 1: about it. And then he gets a spin the bottle
Speaker 1: bottle for his birthday, like as a present. But the
Speaker 1: guy complaining about the book is the Florida chapter president
Speaker 1: of No Left Turn in Education, which is one of
Speaker 1: those right wing groups that has tried to ban thousands
Speaker 1: of books, and last December he said that he had
Speaker 1: compiled a list of over three thousand, six hundred titles
Speaker 1: that I believe have concerning content including porn, critical race theory,
Speaker 1: social emotional learning which is like god, their favorite things
Speaker 1: wild that that's thrown in there, and fluid gender.
Speaker 3: Fluid gender slender fluidity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fluid gender flender. J Wow, Look I'm confused here, man,
Speaker 1: You're you're making me a sweat.
Speaker 3: I'm not a flender druid, Okay, I'm here saving damaged
Speaker 3: souls from learning. So it's and the book is just
Speaker 3: like by the end, there's no spin the bottle.
Speaker 2: You just got the its reference.
Speaker 3: There's nothing aside from referencing the cultural phenomen and on
Speaker 3: that has spin the bottle.
Speaker 1: That is mainly from the baby boomer generation. That's not
Speaker 1: shit the you know, like that's that's.
Speaker 3: The bottle on that show exactly. They're just getting right
Speaker 3: to it, folks.
Speaker 1: But Arthur has actually traditionally been like very bipartisan author.
Speaker 1: Mark Brown collaborated with both Bush administrations and also Obama.
Speaker 1: And there's an episode of Arthur in which he grabs
Speaker 1: pizza with an Ardvark version of Bill Clinton. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, hey, keb may include Arthur. But also when
Speaker 1: Mark Brown was collaborating with George W. And Laura Bush,
Speaker 1: he traveled to Russia where he got drunk with Putin
Speaker 1: and then but then he did draw the line at Trump,
Speaker 1: So uh, he said, not only did he not want
Speaker 1: to work with Trump when he was president, he illustrated
Speaker 1: political cartoons featuring a nude Trump sitting on a golden throne.
Speaker 1: So his days since then have been numbered with the
Speaker 1: magat crown. Yeah, I'm guessing I get it. But just
Speaker 1: a reminder that these banning pushes are from a small
Speaker 1: number of people organized as part of mister flood the
Speaker 1: zone with shit, Steve Bannon's plan that we you know,
Speaker 1: we covered when he said this was going to be
Speaker 1: his plan, and now we were living through the fallout
Speaker 1: of this plan to make school boards the next battlefield
Speaker 1: for the Maga wars. You know, his first plan was
Speaker 1: he was like in gamer forums and being like, these
Speaker 1: these are people. There's a lot of unhappy, you know,
Speaker 1: alienated white children in here. Let's let's go, let's let's
Speaker 1: convert this into a fossil fuel. And you know, in
Speaker 1: this case, though, I feel like his plan like they
Speaker 1: are effective at drinking up media attention, causing you know,
Speaker 1: librarians and parents and you know, school board stress. But anecdotally,
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem to be like gaining grass roots momentum.
Speaker 1: Like it's still seems like when you hear about these movements,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, there are like six people from not
Speaker 1: our school district who like came to our school board
Speaker 1: meeting and just like fucked shit up. With regards to
Speaker 1: the book banning, like Washington Post has done a lot
Speaker 1: of reporting on this. The majority of the one thousand
Speaker 1: plus book challenges analyzed by the Post in one case,
Speaker 1: we're filed by just eleven people, and yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: it's very.
Speaker 3: It just shows you, guys, do you put your fucking
Speaker 3: heads together, you can cause untold stress for people across
Speaker 3: the country.
Speaker 1: But these are the people who are using insurgency tactics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is like a testament to how much shit can
Speaker 1: be raised by a few idiots. Now, imagine if the
Speaker 1: people who were fighting for progressive causes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean turns out I think we could probably
Speaker 3: get more than eleven people together. Yeah, I think just
Speaker 3: with the listener, more people show, we'd probably be more
Speaker 3: effective organizing tool than some of these fucking creeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last week count there were thirteen of you, so
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, but we appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1: We appreciate y'all, each and every one of you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for this.
Speaker 1: And then finally, just you know, an update that still burning,
Speaker 1: the Twitter flash x dumpter fire continues to rage. So couple, yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple updates from this weekend. Word came that Yea's
Speaker 1: account is being reinstated because he personally promised Elon Musk
Speaker 1: that he'd stop posting Nazi shit. That's cool, no, he said,
Speaker 1: he said, he's cool. Twitter is also apparently still Twitter
Speaker 1: on Apple's app store because they have a policy that
Speaker 1: apps require at least two characters. Is another way that
Speaker 1: he just didn't think about this ship. And then finally
Speaker 1: he's got that big giant X sign on top of
Speaker 1: the Twitter h you, which sparked an investigation from the
Speaker 1: city for lacking proper permits. And then when an inspector
Speaker 1: showed up to take a look at the sign, Twitter
Speaker 1: staff told him that it was a temporary lighted sign
Speaker 1: for an event, which is clearly bullshit. Like he's been
Speaker 1: talking about how this is, like it's.
Speaker 2: Been screaming at it to his millions of followers.
Speaker 1: Right, but yeah, that that is why, Like there are
Speaker 1: people who live in the apartment building right there, right
Speaker 1: across from the sign, and it's just a constant, twenty
Speaker 1: four hours a day strobe light into your like unless
Speaker 1: you have blackout shades. Drong, that's that's what you're looking at,
Speaker 1: fucking loser.
Speaker 3: And over the weekend he was really tweeting some emo
Speaker 3: ass shit like he's like I've been you know, San
Speaker 3: Francisco is fucking dying, and like people are begging me
Speaker 3: to move the headquarters out of here, and I've been
Speaker 3: getting some pretty good offers, you know, to move this
Speaker 3: thing out of here, but I think we're gonna stay.
Speaker 3: And then and then said, somebody you know who your
Speaker 3: real friends are. I'm like, dude, please, just you're you're
Speaker 3: flailing so bad, and it just sucks that people who
Speaker 3: are like counting on this as a job have to
Speaker 3: just like be just you know, like you, yeah, have
Speaker 3: a passenger seat to this fucking plane crash.
Speaker 2: But here we are because one man's ego was doing
Speaker 2: ontold amounts of chaos.
Speaker 1: God it so no one even likes me right now,
Speaker 1: will like move and.
Speaker 3: Like I could, dude, because like people like they're like
Speaker 3: telling me to come to their house, dude, and I could,
Speaker 3: and they're like rich, dude, they have like baller ass
Speaker 3: houses too.
Speaker 1: Like Austin like wants me to move there, and like
Speaker 1: she's likes me more.
Speaker 2: Than the one that used to do porn.
Speaker 3: But then I told her to stop because if she
Speaker 3: loves me, she won't do that. Yeah, yeah, she stopped
Speaker 3: because she loves me, dude. That's what love is, dude.
Speaker 3: That's how kind of control I have, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Yeah, So I'm going to I'm going to Austin,
Speaker 3: dude that San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see where this goes. They just really do
Speaker 2: not know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they next fuck up is gonna
Speaker 3: because you know, we're looking at some kind of he's
Speaker 3: gonna have to double down on something again soon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be I don't know. He's already got
Speaker 3: yay back on the thing and people who post child
Speaker 3: abuse images.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know what's next.
Speaker 1: It does feel like I think we said about a
Speaker 1: year and a half ago that like he has entered
Speaker 1: as the new person that is just drinking up all
Speaker 1: the oxygen, Like we need a main character on the internet,
Speaker 1: and like he has been it now for like a
Speaker 1: year and a half and he just manages to find
Speaker 1: a new way to you know, ruin shit and you know,
Speaker 1: provoke media attention every single day.
Speaker 3: But it's it's amazing, but it's not really to any
Speaker 3: benefit to his businesses. Like everything we're talking about is like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's fucking up Twitter. It's a garbage fire. It's the
Speaker 3: brand value has halved. And then it's like oh, Tesla,
Speaker 3: yeah they have a fake fucking the apartment to like
Speaker 3: gaslight you into thinking you're you're a fuck up for
Speaker 3: driving their cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me just run the diagnostics real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's your problem.
Speaker 1: What Oh yeah, says you're gonna turns out you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: You know how to read.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm getting I'm getting an l W l W. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are you seeing that in your dashboard l W get
Speaker 3: loser warning? Yeah, because that's what I'm seeing. Oh you're
Speaker 3: not getting Okay, so that's what's the problem here, You're
Speaker 3: a loser, dude.
Speaker 1: And then ring the bell another service appointment canceled, Sava, thank.
Speaker 3: You play there, Let me play the It's so stupid
Speaker 3: that that fucking that one quote from that story about
Speaker 3: how there's a metal xylophone like a metallophone in there,
Speaker 3: or they are they like running it up the side.
Speaker 1: It's like in a birth word where the sound they
Speaker 1: play when a new child is born. They do that
Speaker 1: when they cancel another person's service appointment a little bit worse.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine that there someone's like tear, like something
Speaker 3: happened to someone as a result of being turned away
Speaker 3: for service on their car, and then that that set
Speaker 3: off some kind of chain reaction or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm sure that that's happened, you know,
Speaker 1: hopefully nobody None of the heat tourists drove to Death
Speaker 1: Valley in a tesla thinking that they had three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty miles of range, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that would be the most twenty twenty three story.
Speaker 3: And is heat tourists and a tesla misreading how much
Speaker 3: battery they had and then succumbing to our terrible climate catest.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's like, you're right to itself.
Speaker 1: And then he allow Musk is like evading media questions
Speaker 1: because he's on a self made submarine looking for the
Speaker 1: rinkage of an alien space. Yes, boom boom, it turns out.
Speaker 2: It was us the whole time.
Speaker 1: That's right, we are all right. Well, those are some
Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Thirty first, we are back tomorrow with a whole last
Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: but good, be kind to yourselves. Get the vaccine, yep,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.