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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty little Secret? Hey

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Speaker 1: what's up? Hey? Hi, this is the Jewels Show. You

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Speaker 1: texted in at four one, six one saying you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So now we're calling you to

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Speaker 1: ask what's up? Oh wow? Okay, um, you actually called?

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Speaker 1: All right, I can say this. I'm gonna say, are

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Speaker 1: you good to go? Right now? Can you tell your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? I can. I can say

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Speaker 1: it right now? Okay, good timing. Actually, so I recently

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Speaker 1: I got a job at a you know, high profile company.

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Speaker 1: H And when they called me to you know, for

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Speaker 1: the final interview and to accept the offer, I was

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Speaker 1: actually on the toilet. I had this final interview over

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Speaker 1: the phone, and I was taking it dump amazing. So

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Speaker 1: at one point I like muted myself, you know, to finish,

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Speaker 1: and I just put them on speaker to my business

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Speaker 1: and wash and all that and wash my hands. But um, disgusting, crazy.

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Speaker 1: What if you want to have one of those what

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Speaker 1: is it called? Like been the toilet ball yells back

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Speaker 1: at you, you know, like thank god. But I wanted

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Speaker 1: a job, you know, I really wanted a job. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to risk losing the call, you know, I would. Hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's a good luck charm. Maybe that maybe that was,

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Speaker 1: you know, what made you get the job right. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you should take all your calls on the toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and what they don't harm? Let me, let me go

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Speaker 1: to the toilet right now. You should do all your

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Speaker 1: zoom meetings on the toilet. That'd be amazing. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for your dirty little secret. All right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: In case you missed the huge news, it's not even

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Speaker 1: the end of summer yet. That's not the huge news.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means though, as humans, it's almost

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Speaker 1: the end of summer, and it means that we can't

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Speaker 1: just enjoy the winding down of summer. We already have

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Speaker 1: to start living in the future because anxiety. We can't

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Speaker 1: live in a moment as humans. That's why if you

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Speaker 1: look around you, Halloween stores are already opening, drunken Santas

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Speaker 1: are sobering up to take their seat at the mall. Yea.

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Speaker 1: And of course Starbucks has already released its line of

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Speaker 1: fall drinks. They came out with the news yesterday that

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Speaker 1: they're already releasing their line of fall drinks. Summer's not

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Speaker 1: even over yet, and they started on that ball doesn't

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Speaker 1: even start until like September twenty seconds. So we're like

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Speaker 1: a month away from fall and they're already like, here's

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Speaker 1: some pumpkins. I like summer, right, exactly, Let's just have

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Speaker 1: summer for a little while longer. There is a Halloween

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Speaker 1: store opening by our house Alex and I live. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that. We're married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: so we lived together. That's what married people do. And

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Speaker 1: I saw it. It's right by the coffee it's right

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Speaker 1: by there. There's a Halloween store already open. I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: it's not even in the summer yet. Hey, it's been

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Speaker 1: I definitely understand that, because you have to get your

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Speaker 1: Halloween costume ready, so they've given you time to plan.

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Speaker 1: Are advanced somehid I do think the far events. But

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Speaker 1: it's like, Halloween's over a month away. Labor days this

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Speaker 1: weekend and I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend.

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Speaker 1: That's too much. Exactly. The world has an anxiety problem.

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Speaker 1: This is why we can't because of Starbucks, because we

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Speaker 1: can't have summer without opening Halloween stores. Basically in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the summer, we're always thinking about other things

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Speaker 1: instead of just enjoying the moment. The pumpkin spice latte.

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Speaker 1: It's back. I didn't even know what was gone. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Every year I feel like pumpkin spice is

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Speaker 1: kind of basic. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: feel like the basics are excited. I even dying that

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Speaker 1: you said that, because, like, Christian here and I'm coming

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Speaker 1: to you live in hand with a pumpkin spice. Bay,

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Speaker 1: I'm strotted right in that store this morning. I was very,

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Speaker 1: very excited, and then I got in my car and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I am that basic girl that I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be. I woke up this morning excited

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Speaker 1: to get my pumpkin drink. Yeah. I don't like the

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Speaker 1: pumpkin spice. If I had to, because I don't drink Starbucks,

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Speaker 1: if I had to be peppermint. They also are bringing

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Speaker 1: back the caramel Apple Crisp machiato. I am going to

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Speaker 1: get one of those after this. Yeah, Apple Chrisp macchiato.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's happy about that. They upped the anti on that

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Speaker 1: this year, and the drink comes with the side of insulin,

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Speaker 1: so that's good. Texting four one O six one. Are

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Speaker 1: you excited that the fall drinks are back at Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: And if you're texting and you've probably already posted a

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Speaker 1: self view of you in your car on the way

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Speaker 1: to Wark holding a pumpkin spice, the Jewels Show on

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