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Speaker 2: Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride with Karen and crist welcome?

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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? This is Christopher.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks, and this is Karen Lynn Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: This is Christopher James Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: The first, This is Karen Lynn Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: The last, this is Christopher Gumas of Fairbank and the Squire.

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Speaker 1: That's every Yeah, that's every version of my name that

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Speaker 2: And Esquire that's when you were what were you a lawyer?

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Speaker 2: What is Esquire a lawyer?

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Speaker 1: I was in fifth grade, so it didn't make much

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Speaker 2: It's a title for a job like kind of doctor style.

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Speaker 1: I would guess so too, because squire, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: when I go to my guy, I think that it

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Speaker 1: used to be like all these guys like Mozart used

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Speaker 1: little sniffer. Yep, everyone had a long fingernail. It was

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Speaker 1: getting baby diureticstics, bleach, baby diarrhea. Why is my diarrhea

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Speaker 2: Also, when you can taste it days later. Oh terrible.

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Speaker 2: I've done it so much. Chris Fairbanks. One time, me

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Speaker 1: Girl that pretends to be a feminist, that's mean to

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Speaker 2: You can tell he's a thinker. He's the brain.

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Speaker 2: Who am I missing? There's at least one thing missing? Oh,

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Speaker 2: Dave himself podcasting, let's do lists that are already complete.

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Speaker 1: It's called infotainment.

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Speaker 2: Here's another bunch of people I know, No, not really.

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Speaker 2: This is my favorite kind of comedy. Can't pretend casual

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to start sounding like Nick Nolty, but

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Speaker 1: Fear Mattlock, Blue Velvet, Blaggards, Blaggers, Blaggers one, two and three,

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Speaker 2: I love the Blaggers. Come out, come out, wherever you are, Blaggards.

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Speaker 1: It's such a popular town that the de Niro didn't

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Speaker 1: It's sound racist.

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Speaker 1: Some aryan Lexus tells us exactly what the problem is.

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Speaker 2: To they don't forget about middle aged white men.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to stub my flip flop on the

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Speaker 1: pop top. Get out, moving, moving along, paradid.

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Speaker 2: He is a cheeseburger in paradise. That is clearly that's plural,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there's several people in his car pardi.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he ever says ice. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: been to a Jimmy Buffett concert? No, No, I haven't

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Speaker 2: have you sounds like you're lying. I have not either.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, why what what about me other than me

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Speaker 5: being sixty eight and experimental still with marijuana just for

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Speaker 1: You think that I would ever have gone through Jimmy

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Speaker 2: We used to listen to the dirty side of his

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Speaker 1: No more than he had dirty sides to his records.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he has song. He has a song called Let's

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Speaker 2: Get Drunk and Screw, which we couldn't pol I've heard that, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's pretty much exactly how you think it goes.

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Speaker 1: Let's make a conscious noontime decision until.

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Speaker 2: Later on tonight. You're gonna drink seven glasses of wine.

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Speaker 1: You know. I think that's a bad sign. It means

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Speaker 2: It's not good.

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Speaker 2: Everybody keeps passing me, and I don't think it's I

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Speaker 2: don't think I'm driving too slowly.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's they're all in a rush and they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Yeah, I mean it is eleven thirty on

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Speaker 1: Are we is our guest. We're gonna have to wake

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Speaker 2: I just texted him and said we're almost there. Oh,

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Speaker 2: like a this is our like sexy after hour show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Taxi cab Confession.

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Speaker 2: Hello, how are you? I'm in California? Are you all right?

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Speaker 2: Lonely lonely, lonely, lone lonely nice.

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Speaker 1: I'm no Davis Davis inside of whiskey.

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Speaker 2: Oh did you what kind?

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Speaker 1: Oh with ginger ale?

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Speaker 2: What brand of whiskey?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well, have you ever done that joke before?

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Speaker 2: Oh, well I think we're here.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh popye either can I should be pulling

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Speaker 1: to that. No one's going to be blasting out of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, may, oh we're slightly if this over one street?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Someone accused us of having a metronome on one episod.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what it was because I left my blinker.

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Speaker 2: I heard that episode. I left my blinker on way

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Speaker 1: I should listen to them. I listened to them as

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Speaker 1: I'm you know, uploading them and making sure it doesn't

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Speaker 2: Well you do, though, I mean, every.

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Speaker 2: But it's happened several times.

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Speaker 1: I remember hearing that for a minute, and I'm like

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Speaker 1: I don't have time. It's one am. Let's get this.

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Speaker 2: Shit, Let's get it going, Let's.

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Speaker 1: Get it sound clouded.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna pull up right here because this is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna disagree with that, But I'm also going to

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Speaker 1: that Gregorians who wears a hairshirt.

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Speaker 2: I think, I mean Gregorians might have been It's like

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Speaker 2: those people. Have you ever seen the Sean Connery movie

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Speaker 2: The Name of the Rose.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's licking his lips and touching the books and

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Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking kidding that movie scared. I was

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Speaker 1: in libraries. You do, But what if you licked an

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Speaker 1: old book your fingers? Oh, let's turn the pit And

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Speaker 1: that's how Oh that's how you go. I don't want

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Speaker 2: Who does just people in that movie?

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't it was realistic enough.

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Speaker 2: What are these things called?

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Speaker 1: they you can you can tailored to look like your face.

445
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: So it's a picture of Dave. A cartoon of Dave

446
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: on a skateboard that says, stokes any fun, any rode

447
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 2: tight with a ship ton of eyes in it.

448
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: I have one that is my face and there's just

449
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: a robot arm giving a thumb up. I love it.

450
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 2: I love those, you know, it's hilarious. My sister's super

451
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 2: into them, and she's she's so not that personality and

452
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 2: she has them. She sent me one. It looked like

453
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: she was in a little cat bed, just your head

454
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 2: sticking out all. She was all like tucked into a

455
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: weird animal bed. It's the weirdest thing when people whose

456
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: personalities aren't really like that like send you things like this,

457
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: it makes it ten times funnier.

458
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 1: I've never I'd heard about it, but I've never watched it.

459
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: The guy Germane from Flight of the Concords is in

460
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: some New Zealand made mockumentary made by its funded by

461
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: the documentary people. You know, other countries have art funds

462
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 1: allocated to make things, which Canada is like that. It's

463
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: a good thing anyway. It's movie is them in a

464
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: reality house and they're all vampires and at one point

465
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: there's like a human in the house and they're all

466
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: trying to bite his neck and Jermaine is a cat

467
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: in the corner with just a human face and he's

468
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: just hissing, and it's the most hilarious but at the

469
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: same time horrifying. I watched it last night, so I'm

470
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: talking about a thing that I watched, But I like

471
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: cats with human faces.

472
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: Sorry to be texting and not listening.

473
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: It's okay. I was just about to talk about the

474
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: dog from Invasion on the Body Snatchers. Anytime there's an

475
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: animal with a human face that's meant to look frightening,

476
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: I enjoy them on a comedic level, while at the

477
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: same time being scared.

478
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: I hate that. Wait, an animal the human face or

479
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: human with an animal face.

480
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: Either way, there you know they're anthropomorphized. They are animals

481
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: with animal with anything Like I used to draw a

482
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: lot of animals, you know, playing racketball. There's a question

483
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: then should they have paws like a bear? No, they

484
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: should have hands they're holding a racket, but then their

485
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: feet are bear paws. You have to it's a thin line,

486
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: and you know, and then sometimes one time I did

487
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: a horse jogging, but it was a horse with running

488
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: shoes and his hands were hoofs. But you know, I'm

489
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 1: just talking about cartoons, I guess. But in on video

490
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: with the special effects, if you have an animal and

491
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: they have a human face, get the fuck out of town.

492
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: You're scaring me. Yes, I'm gonna laugh nervously, but I'm scared.

493
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, against your own will? Is he?

494
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: Is he coming?

495
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 2: No? No, no, we have to go. We're on the

496
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: south right now, and we have to go north. What's that?

497
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: I don't know.

498
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh, where's my emergency break and on my emergency lights?

499
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: So if we are, we were ready for two emergencies.

500
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: Were It's kind of funny when you drive with the

501
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: emergency break on and realize how much your emergency break

502
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: can't help you, right, I mean, it's it's a bummer.

503
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: What is it really gonna do?

504
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it's certainly not going to stop me from

505
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: going about thirty miles an hour.

506
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: No, and when the person inevitably rear ends you, they're

507
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: just going to think, oh wow, they're taking a right

508
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: and left at the same time. Smash.

509
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: Oh I better just.

510
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: Ooh the Royal Wilshire are Is this Koreatown? I don't know,

511
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: but I like it.

512
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: We're near a bunch of old, cool looking buildings that

513
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: you don't really see.

514
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: No, that's beautiful architecture, and I bet it smells like mothballs.

515
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real old Brison Building and the Royal Wills.

516
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: When I first moved into the briceon my first night,

517
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: I had nothing but World War two dreams. So where

518
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: is he? I just am always worried that a guest

519
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: is going to get in there, like where the hell

520
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: have you been?

521
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 2: No, I mean at this point it's gotten comical. If

522
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: he comes down in his robe, I think that would

523
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: be fine.

524
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: We don't even if I mean just for your sake,

525
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: for his sake, we could idol in the car.

526
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 2: Are these fools doing?

527
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. That looks like a drive by a bruin.

528
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: There's something happening there. Yeah? Oh what this is the street?

529
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: I want to be on anyway, It's perfect, perfect, perfect them.

530
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: We have won.

531
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: There's so many donut places that are happening around here.

532
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm slightly obsessed with that. There's another one.

533
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oh yeah, pascott a mahabal Oh, Maggie's Donuts.

534
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Maggie's fish Donuts.

535
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: I was that was me pretending I knew Spanish and

536
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, look at all these donuts. Yeah, Pascotta mahabe.

537
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: Time I spent and like, did it kaka just down

538
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: at the bottom. Yeah, it was snorkeling. It was snorkling.

539
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: Seminar oh so long. Yeah, and I don't know why

540
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: they call a seminar it talking underwater. No, no, it's

541
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: just a guy at a podium a little bit.

542
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: Everyone's bored and rolling their eyes, but you can't tell

543
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: because it's behind the mask. I also have to get

544
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 2: gass unfortunately. Okay, you know what, Let's drive aroundtil we

545
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: run out of gas and then and then see what happens.

546
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: It will be a fun part of it.

547
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: It'll be a great way to celebrate our two year anniversary.

548
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about it. I actually did not check

549
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: that out at all.

550
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: But but it's got to be coming up, right, Yeah,

551
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: at some point, I mean eventually, eventually we'll have done

552
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: this for two years. It feels like it.

553
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I know we should have done so.

554
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: That was our laysent of sorry, I'm so bad at this.

555
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't even remember birthdays.

556
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: You know. It's something that it just takes effort, it

557
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: takes focus. And I don't like birthdays personally, you do.

558
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: I mean, mine's fine. I don't like other people's birthdays for.

559
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: Sure, like yours. There's all this pressure to do a

560
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: song that isn't real, to free by the way, you're

561
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,959
Speaker 1: breaking the law by singing it. Not anymore what Warner

562
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: brothers gave it up.

563
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: They it was those sisters that owned it, and they

564
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: no longer own it. It's the hundred years has passed

565
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 2: and although public domain.

566
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh just imagine those sisters, those old crones. I can't

567
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: believe he didn't dust the mantle again. We're so rich

568
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: because of the birthday song. Just burning money off of

569
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: people that accidentally, you know, some Brady Bunch episode or

570
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: someone that makes a mistake and sings it and not

571
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: you us money or we aren't Susan and Judiph Milhauser Milhouser.

572
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: All of their furniture is made of cake, and they

573
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: can afford to get it remade every day or week.

574
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,239
Speaker 1: It's just such a It's a song that no one

575
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: wants to hear, and no one ever wants to sing it.

576
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: Everyone begrudgingly singing, said, I think.

577
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: Aaron Foley has a joke about that. How it's such

578
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: a dirge for what it is.

579
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's like not Yeah, it's the easiest song

580
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: to sing sarcastically.

581
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's written.

582
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: It's written to sound like eyes your birthday to you.

583
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: What a miracle are you again? Oh?

584
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: You're getting older? You mean because the earth is spinning

585
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: you skin sack?

586
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh my god, what the fuck are you

587
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: kidding me? Oh my god? You guys driving, We were driving.

588
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: We're on a straight shot up rampart to get Dave.

589
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: I was on south ramp part. It was supposed to

590
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: be normal.

591
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh I see it now.

592
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: Driving driving, driving, Then we hit the freeway. Damn, that

593
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: was shocking.

594
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: This is dangerous.

595
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: We're over jump on that log that's floating by, just

596
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: like bow finger. All right, let's even go back. Okay,

597
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: we got this because this is no lot, right, I think?

598
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: And then this here it should be this.

599
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: I think it looks like that. Will now take a left,

600
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: perfect perfect.

601
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 2: Oh. Dave also has his own podcast. Dave has a

602
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: podcast called Terrified.

603
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never done that.

604
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: You should do it? Uh, you talk about things you fear.

605
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: It's really good.

606
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, I would need five hours.

607
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: I know. I named like nine things when I did that.

608
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm just most of mine will be about things my

609
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: colon is doing.

610
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: Well that could get you know, that could be under one.

611
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: Umbrella, the medical umbrella, which reminds me I need to

612
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: make sure my insurance is still good. I can't remember

613
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: which insurance company is an umbrella.

614
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: Met Life, Yes, yes, the Snoopy one.

615
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: The Travelers, Travelers.

616
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: Insurance, Travelers Insurance.

617
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: What we do a lot? We do a lot of

618
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: soda jingles and I do a fun excerpt from the

619
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: show called Describing Logos, which which people? That's what keeps

620
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: you coming back?

621
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: What about the invisible arrow?

622
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: We're halfway through the podcast.

623
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: Guess yet, we're here. We're here, We're here, We're here,

624
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: We're here. This is now, we're here. Die.

625
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: Oh there he is there, he is Oh, thank god,

626
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: you're here.

627
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: That was.

628
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: He's getting in the back.

629
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if there's anything back there.

630
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: There's a microphone.

631
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: Microphone for you.

632
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: It's it's a museum.

633
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: It's h Please don't go through my purse.

634
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 4: Who you guys got a whole set up in Yeah.

635
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, his voice sounds better than mine up in here.

636
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: Have you ever done have you ever done car radio?

637
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 4: Uh?

638
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 6: No, I've never been a car radio before. It feels good. Right,

639
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 6: I've been in people's radios.

640
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 4: I did.

641
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 6: That's a segue. I've been in there radio on a radio. Yeah,

642
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 6: I did terrestrial radio in Resno, California.

643
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: Are you one of those people? And there's a lot

644
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: of like tribes in certain northern part of Africa where

645
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: they think that a camera is stealing yoursel? Do you

646
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: really think you're trapped in the radio when you're.

647
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: On that's why you had to quit?

648
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, what a terrifying that's a horrible I'm really bad

649
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 6: with that stuff. When I'm watching a TV show, I

650
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 6: think that those people are in my house, and yeah,

651
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 6: I try to talk to them and it scares me.

652
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're you're five years old.

653
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 4: I don't have object to permanence yet.

654
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 2: I think that's nice. Oh I see where we are.

655
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: I'm so yeah, we're I live right by Sunset.

656
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 2: I did this so wrong.

657
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: I can't even We're near like a silver Son pick

658
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: up some liquor.

659
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's.

660
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 6: Where they got the name Yea from that, I believe.

661
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: So.

662
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 6: I believe Silver Sun Liquor was where the silver Soon

663
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 6: pickups would pick up liquor.

664
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Oh that's so interesting.

665
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: Act with that fucking awful seek guy. I was so mean.

666
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 4: He's so mean.

667
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: Have you talked to that guy? No, I've never been there.

668
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't want you in.

669
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 6: There, and you know, in fairness, he must have been

670
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 6: messed with at some point. It's like absolutely, But yeah,

671
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 6: because there's there' there's like a couple of signs there

672
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 6: is I am. I am not Muslim, my turban doesn't

673
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 6: mean I'm a terrorist.

674
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now I do know that. I've been

675
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah.

676
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 4: But he also will just tell you to yourself.

677
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, well that's great if you're being an asshole.

678
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

679
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 6: Well no, he's a prick. Oh okay, he's definitely a prick.

680
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 6: Life sometimes won't.

681
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 4: Give you a change.

682
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's crabby.

683
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I've seen him chase people out of the

684
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 4: store with baseball bat.

685
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: Do you really uh huh?

686
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 4: One time I saw that?

687
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 6: Sorry once, Oh my god, multiple people.

688
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: When people express themselves freely like that, and that's how

689
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish you'll be that way. I mean, yeah,

690
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: he just knows how to express himself. Does he go

691
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: home then? Yeah, he's just a guy, he's an artist.

692
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, that open mic.

693
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: Does he go Does he go home happy? Then? Like,

694
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: if I get it, I doubt he had. Okay, So

695
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: he's just upset all the time.

696
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 6: You know, I think if you haven't met him, you're

697
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 6: maybe you're thinking I'm sounding racist, like you you need

698
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 6: to go there.

699
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 4: He's a he's an asshole.

700
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 2: But the family that works there's nice, right, Like, there's

701
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: other family members that are really cool. They almost like

702
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: make up for him totally for sure.

703
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a little good mom bad dad situation.

704
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: Right with classic my parents, bad dad, bad dad.

705
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: Oh it's so useful at a parent teacher conference though, really,

706
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you mean? Well, you know, mom, No,

707
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: both of them were on my side, but they knew

708
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: they had to pretend that I was going to be

709
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: disciplined because I guess I was in trouble, and they

710
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: would alternate on who's going to pretend that, oh, he's

711
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: going to get it when he gets home. But I

712
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: never got it. They knew that my teachers were dipshits there,

713
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: and you know, they were probably I could have probably

714
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: used what did they call it, a whooping?

715
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, maybe I should have been.

716
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 6: Scotto whooping once you do. I didn't do anything, But

717
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 6: I went to a public school in it was.

718
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 4: When I lived in Illinois, and so I yeah, I

719
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 4: was in.

720
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 6: Second grade, second or third grade, and the other kid

721
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 6: named David in my class was throwing rocks at people

722
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 6: near the swings and the girl some girls tattled on him,

723
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 6: which I think is fair. Yeah, and uh, and then

724
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 6: they like but they just said David was throwing rocks.

725
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 6: And then the stude like the teachers came and got

726
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 6: me and they took me to the principal's office and

727
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 6: I was in big troup when they called my parents.

728
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 6: And that offense at the time at that school was

729
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 6: punishable by being paddled on the butt like twenty times

730
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 6: or something like. God, yeah, isn't that crazy?

731
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: Y Oh, I forgot you went to grade school in

732
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: the in the third Yeah.

733
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 4: I'm very old.

734
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: That's that's amazing to me. And what what teacher just

735
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: assumes my first it's not like your name is Madonna.

736
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 4: Like they did. Well, it couldn't have been the other one.

737
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm not even.

738
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 6: Gonna yeah that last day who just moved here and

739
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 6: is very small.

740
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: Definitely he's he's a rock thrower. I got really mad

741
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: at a kid once for throwing rocks at a squirrel,

742
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: and I I've gotten tried. Was during an after school

743
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: program sponsored by Salvation Army. We went to a part.

744
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: They just left us at a park. Yeah, I remember,

745
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: and I think they were there was these women that

746
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: ran it and they were looking at Playgirl magazine. No, yeah, jokingly. Anyway,

747
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: the point is this kid was throwing rocks at a squirrel,

748
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: and I punched him a couple of times in the face.

749
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: I was really upset by it because squirrels. There's a

750
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: lot of squirrels at my Uh. He was throwing a

751
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: little bald up things of bread he was feeding. Yah. Yeah,

752
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: I thought it was rocks, but it was a little

753
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: rocks size.

754
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 4: Did this happen when he was like ten and you

755
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 4: were now.

756
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: Out of it. We were both probably around eleven. Yeah, okay,

757
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: we're both appropriate age.

758
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 6: Can I tell you this is this is an interesting

759
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 6: show to do because we.

760
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: Just got you out of bed.

761
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

762
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, and no one is looking at me right You

763
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 6: were staring at the back when we first started this.

764
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: I was, I was, isn't it freeing?

765
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: Though?

766
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want.

767
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 4: I'm jerking off right now. Pull out your.

768
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: Day aiming at me. You know how I like it?

769
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 1: Stop it now? People are gonna read it. Which one?

770
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: Which one was in a good mood at the time.

771
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: It's it is where it used to. I was self

772
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: conscious about it because you're staring at the back of

773
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: our heads right now, and it's a weird way to be,

774
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: uh in a conversation, but.

775
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 4: It is what it's like to be in a car,

776
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 4: so exactly.

777
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 2: We're not gonna We're not gonna sugarcoat it for anybody.

778
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 2: It has to be the real experience.

779
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 4: Kinny mics are cool. They're like, yeah, what are your

780
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 4: old talk show?

781
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Mike Douglas, Yeah, do you want to you

782
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: want to tell me to spin a week?

783
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: Mike Douglas the name of the mic.

784
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: I do call my my bike bike called Jordan's. Really,

785
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,919
Speaker 1: I just throw that in there.

786
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 4: That's great.

787
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes Mike, he's really good at basketball.

788
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 4: Guys.

789
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I did I've heard I have some of his insults.

790
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Never bought the shoes. I just have.

791
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 4: Some Jordan's insults. Yeah, yeah, I put him and you

792
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 4: can feel as comfortable as Jordan's.

793
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, while while wearing a pair of Vans.

794
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 4: Dude, I dribble. I'm bad at it, but I'm comfortable.

795
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 4: I dribble comfortably.

796
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 1: Do you guys like that? Christmas lights on the house?

797
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: And also second question, do you enjoy Christmas?

798
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 4: I love Christmas?

799
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: To Christmas?

800
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: Have you guys been enjoying the music?

801
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 4: I haven't thought about it, Like, wait, which station is playing?

802
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 6: It's usually all but one station always is really good

803
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 6: about the waves.

804
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 4: They play like Perry Como and all that stuff.

805
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: That's it.

806
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, this is my favorite.

807
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: As long as we keep flipping, we all get and

808
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: then we have to flip it so we don't get. Oh,

809
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: I have to tell you a story, Brendan Moss. They

810
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: had to go back and re edit all.

811
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 2: Because of the music. Yeah, we're doing.

812
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: We just skipped through three lawsuits I think that Christmas

813
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: music it's different though, I think most of.

814
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 4: It is public domain. Okay, well if you can get

815
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: to that station.

816
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 2: What's the stations, right, I'll bet you that. But that's

817
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: the rock station.

818
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: That's a classic rock station.

819
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: But that's what we just do you know, they just

820
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: put classicer in the dictionary.

821
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 4: Classic more class. Finally things can be more classic than.

822
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: They were before.

823
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 2: This is pretty class.

824
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is super class.

825
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: That's so classic.

826
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 4: My favorite are the like the rock like rock stations.

827
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll play like the like the racist Christmas songs,

828
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 6: like all the songs that that are for like dumbasses

829
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 6: in their car.

830
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?

831
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: Like, no racist Christmas song.

832
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 4: Well there's that song.

833
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 6: That's like it's a parody song of police and it's like.

834
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 2: It's the police.

835
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the police got my car?

836
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh like by Ray Simmons. Is that I think it's race?

837
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 4: No, Ray Stevens, Yeah, that's your thing.

838
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: Do you fear the gay queers?

839
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: No?

840
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: No, just thought of it came came from where I

841
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: very progressive modern of comedians, I think. But while I

842
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: pushed my own agenda, what if you were what do

843
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: you think oh what I wonder, and not because we're

844
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: gonna keep talking about Christmas music. Stop talking about That's

845
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: why I'm doing my Perry Como conversational voice.

846
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 4: Hearen, do you have a mic like a headset?

847
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: I have a I have a love just on my lapel.

848
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 2: It's not like a McDonald's right to set.

849
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: That's what I let her think. I had her chipped.

850
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so you can always hear what Karen seeing

851
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 6: wherever you are.

852
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: That must be a nightmare, because I know I hate it.

853
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: And be and be suggestive, go by bred and bring

854
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: it to six one one. I'm not gonna say my address.

855
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 6: No can I say I'm sorry now that we're talking

856
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 6: about beeping out addresses?

857
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 4: Got I got inspired at random times. I this is true.

858
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 6: I bought the U r L racistcomedian dot com a

859
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 6: while ago to fuck with a friend.

860
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 4: I made it.

861
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 6: I cop what I made it Chris Garcia's website for

862
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 6: a minute, funny.

863
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 4: It was really fun for me. But then and I made.

864
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: So if that if someone typed that in it would

865
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: lead to their website.

866
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 4: Well right, and then I that was going on for

867
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 4: like a year and just recently changed it to redirect

868
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 4: to my website. So now it takes you directly to me.

869
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: How quickly would almost everyone scroll around and find out

870
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: that you aren't I don't know.

871
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 6: Maybe I don't know who's direct linking to racistcomedian dot com.

872
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 4: Right, But here's the weird thing.

873
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 6: So I bought that u ur L and I didn't

874
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 6: do anything except by it and then immediately make.

875
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 4: It Chris Garcia's website.

876
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 6: But then I somehow got on some list like I'm

877
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 6: a like it's a legitimate business of mine, and now

878
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 6: I will get credit card offers and the address is

879
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 6: sent to is Dave Ross, racist comedian.

880
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 4: I have like tons of mail.

881
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: Why don't you have just at least a photo album

882
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: of all of those?

883
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I started doing it, but then I

884
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 6: realized I was putting my address on Instagram right.

885
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 2: Right, Oh that's not good.

886
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's but it makes me laugh every time. I

887
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 6: just got one from direct TV today.

888
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Well that a fear guy. I used to go by

889
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: the Amazing Racist.

890
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 4: I remember that, Yeah, I used.

891
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: I once got a piece of mail because when I

892
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 2: have to give my last name on the phone, they

893
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: never know how to spell it, of course, so I

894
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: always say Karen kilgarriff k I L g A R

895
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 2: I F F both as in Frank and I got

896
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 2: a piece of mail one time to addressed to Karen

897
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 2: kil Garifas and Frank.

898
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: Oh they left out both. They thought both sorry.

899
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 2: I don't say I f as in Frank, and then

900
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 2: it was all one kill Gariffas and Frank.

901
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 4: Hello, my name is Karen kil Garifast and Frank as Frank.

902
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: I ruined that by saying both.

903
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: I never said please please say that. It was one

904
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: word as in.

905
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 2: Frank as in Frank, Yes, get kill Garafas and Frank

906
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: all one word last name.

907
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 6: Oh, that's the best, much better German accent was really embarrassing.

908
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: Do you want to do it again now? Awesome? I

909
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: have to. I have to be a gay like tiger trainer, awesome, Awesome,

910
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: fr I.

911
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: Do it like you're doing it like the fat worm

912
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: and Bud's life awesome.

913
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 4: It's the rs that are killing me, killing foss Frank.

914
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 2: Okay, can't you do it like glorious Leachman Helen yet, Frank.

915
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 4: It's like you're trying to hurt people.

916
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's awesome, or like someone's punching you in

917
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: the stomach. Frank, you're just a little Muppets German Grover.

918
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: Karen, why are we doing cartoon that you are? I

919
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: mean that's a that's ten seasons of an animated series.

920
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, that voice, well, I would love to do it. Thanks,

921
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 4: thank you, You're welcome.

922
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: Guy Lef.

923
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 2: The Bio Network.

924
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: Then we're recording right now. I'll ship it off.

925
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 6: Just in this your bio and yeah, make a cartoon

926
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 6: out of your bio.

927
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: Dave, what were you doing tonight before we picked you

928
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 2: up from your hand?

929
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm interested in this as well.

930
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 4: That seems not genuine now from either of these.

931
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: They're making us after you.

932
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 6: It's like you had a conversation before you pick me

933
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 6: up where Karen, you were like, Chris, listen, you have

934
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 6: to be genuine about what he was doing tonight.

935
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 4: Okay, I will.

936
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: He's really into what he's doing tonight.

937
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: Let's practice. Let's practice it before he's in the car.

938
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 4: What were you doing tonight? I am also interested.

939
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: This is the thing. I also will listen to you say.

940
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 4: Uh so I did uh? What did I do today?

941
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 6: I teach a storytelling class? Now I did that and

942
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 6: that was fine? Uh, And then I went to a

943
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 6: stand up comedy open mic and did some stand up comedy.

944
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 2: How'd that go?

945
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 4: You know what? It was great?

946
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 6: It was like, you know, I don't know, Mike's are

947
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 6: so often so bad, yes, and this one, by all

948
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 6: rights should have been because there were ten people in

949
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 6: there and uh, you know, it was late and it

950
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 6: was really lounge, but so like lounges like a second home,

951
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 6: and I know the bartender, I know the people that

952
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 6: run the mic, and like a bunch of my friends were.

953
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 4: There and it was dope. I had a good time.

954
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 4: Oh good Yeah.

955
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 6: And then I uh, I went and got dinner with

956
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 6: some other comics, Alan Stricken, Williams, James Austin Johnson, James Fritz,

957
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 6: and Dave Stone.

958
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 4: So just the James, Yeah, just the James's and the Daves.

959
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: Nice grouping, you know. Dave Stone the other day faved

960
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 2: something that I wrote to you as a joke on Twitter.

961
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 2: It was like an old oh yeah, and you know why,

962
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: Well I do know why, but I'm very disappointed because

963
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Dave Stone likes something I wrote

964
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: and he's a funny comic and I was like all

965
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 2: into it and then I look it up and he

966
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 2: because you had tweeted fave everything I'd write or something

967
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: like that. So then he was actually doing it. Yeah,

968
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: and then I was really mad.

969
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

970
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: Well look, woh, okay, that's just how it is.

971
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.

972
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 2: It's not your fault.

973
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 4: No, we're sorry.

974
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm gonna I'm sorry that we picked you up

975
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: so late. I feel that we both had shows.

976
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 4: It's okay.

977
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: Oh look at.

978
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 4: We went over a big bump on a wakeboarding geez.

979
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: That was ridiculous. That's like when two when you double up,

980
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: you know, and you hit the other boats. I don't

981
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: have to. Don't get me started on wake party. You know,

982
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: I'll be talking the whole episode.

983
00:49:54,640 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 6: Well, now we all know how you write jokes wrote

984
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 6: whoa And also there's a new wakeboarding bit nowhere.

985
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 2: It's just falling out of them at all times. Wait, Chris,

986
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,919
Speaker 2: how was your show yet? He about your show?

987
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 4: Oh me, Oh well it was.

988
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say horrible.

989
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 4: I didn't.

990
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And here's the thing. It wasn't like

991
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: a bad room. It was a healthy group of kids.

992
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: And I just I said something that I couldn't get

993
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: out of it. No, I don't know, I know I

994
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: wish I knew Karen.

995
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 4: Is interested in I am. I could have interested in that.

996
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: I could have fixed it if I had known. But

997
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: they just didn't like me. And I've had so many

998
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: fun I don't know. I really am sorry we could.

999
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: I just said they didn't like me and I didn't

1000
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: know why, and and so then I was like really

1001
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: started to like charm them and I never pulled out

1002
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 1: of it. And I was like, oh, I I thought

1003
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: that after sixteen years I stop eating it, but I

1004
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: think I just did. And people came a lot of

1005
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: people patted my back afterwards. No, that's awful. It's weird

1006
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: because I've been having a lot of fun on stage

1007
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: lightly but well that's just tonight.

1008
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: It wasn't my Yeah, that's gross.

1009
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 4: Uh, someone Canada your back?

1010
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Tell me who that was?

1011
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 4: Was it Dave Stone?

1012
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: Was it Dave Stone? Who loves to mess with people?

1013
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 4: That's what?

1014
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: Where is my phone blowing up? Dave Stone? No one

1015
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: likes that many of my tweets only on a fave level.

1016
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: Did that actually work? Aside from Dave Stone? Did you

1017
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 2: get a bunch of people to favor tweets with that tweet?

1018
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 6: I got a bunch of people to fave that tweet.

1019
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 6: People thought that tweet was funny. I think what I

1020
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 6: wrote was fave my tweets.

1021
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 4: That's it.

1022
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 6: I've taken too, because Twitter is a thing that's like

1023
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 6: present in all of our lives. Yeah, and it's fun,

1024
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 6: but it's it's a limited amount of fun. It gets

1025
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 6: annoying and boring pretty quickly for me. And also there's

1026
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 6: this odd importance late on it, like it's a huge

1027
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 6: part of stand up and I hate that.

1028
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 4: I like, it's just not It.

1029
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 6: Is fun and I like talking to my friends on

1030
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 6: there and writing stupid shit, but like I don't know

1031
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 6: at what point, I don't know exactly how, but I

1032
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 6: have convinced myself that it is really important and like

1033
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 6: it matters to.

1034
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 4: Me if my tweets get faved.

1035
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 6: Like it has like emotional resonance in my mind. So

1036
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 6: lately I've been just being like hyper honest about it.

1037
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 6: And if I if I tweet something I don't like

1038
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 6: that doesn't get enough faves, I'll write something demanding of

1039
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 6: my followers that they fave my tweets, and it feels

1040
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 6: it's very satisfying. It gets more faves than the thing

1041
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 6: I wanted them to face exactly because they relate to

1042
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 6: me being needy on Twitter. It's like, we're all we're

1043
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 6: all just trying to be big on Twitter three years ago. Yeah,

1044
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 6: we all got our followers were not getting any more,

1045
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 6: and we're stuck trying to be Megan am Ram three

1046
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 6: years ago and it's not gonna.

1047
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 4: Happen to it.

1048
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: I feel bad for There are definitely people who still,

1049
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 2: I think, think they can get a writing job off

1050
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 2: of Twitter. Now, that's which I feel like a while ago,

1051
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 2: but I just.

1052
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: Had people on our show that can I call it

1053
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: it's a show. We've had people on the program that

1054
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: that that is how.

1055
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: They they kind of yeah, it has happened. I guess

1056
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: it still does happen a little bit. But it used

1057
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: to happen all the time.

1058
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, a lot of people built, like.

1059
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,959
Speaker 6: Built a voice and a following and then got little

1060
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 6: like it was like the thing that kicked them into gear.

1061
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 4: Like Bridger Winneger, Yeah.

1062
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: That's who I was gonna ment. That's because he was.

1063
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 6: On our Oh he was on the show. Yeah, he's

1064
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 6: so funny. Definitely got exposure there, but then from that

1065
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 6: he still had to like grind out and write treatments

1066
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 6: and pilots and stuff.

1067
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 7: Right, well, yeah, because nobody it never I think there

1068
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 7: was a time at the very peak of it, when

1069
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 7: it was really hot, where somebody would just get hired

1070
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 7: straight like, you know, maybe write one writing sample and

1071
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 7: then get hired onto a real show, right.

1072
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 2: And I hear every person that that happened with it

1073
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 2: went very badly because it was that kind of thing

1074
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 2: where then people were like, do you know who I am? Like, yeah,

1075
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: there's one and I actually don't know who the actual

1076
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 2: person is. I've never met them or anything. But I

1077
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: heard a really funny story of that happening to somebody

1078
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: that got hired on a New York a New York

1079
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 2: talk show.

1080
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: Wow, and then they've had the sense.

1081
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 2: Of entitlement, entitlement and they kind of of course couldn't deliver.

1082
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 2: I mean, the job, a writing job on a daily

1083
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 2: show is the most demanding writing job you can get.

1084
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 2: It's the hardest, it's the most like it's you know,

1085
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 2: it's just like you have to you have to really

1086
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: know your stuff kind of it's like hard. Just being

1087
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 2: a hard joke writer on a late night show is

1088
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 2: really really difficult. And they hired, you know, some youngster, yeah,

1089
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 2: with no experience, who thought they were a big deal

1090
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 2: because simply because they got hired off of Twitter, and

1091
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: then when they weren't doing a good job and we

1092
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 2: were being told that they had to do more or whatever,

1093
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: they were like, hey, fuck you.

1094
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: I always think that when I see because there's these annoying,

1095
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 1: you know, YouTube billboards where it's like, oh, this person

1096
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: has three million fans. They drive me nuts. But what

1097
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 1: I need to remember, or what often it's the case,

1098
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: is that they were doing something before that oftentime. Maybe

1099
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: it is someone that was already a trained actor or

1100
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: a comic and then they got famous. It doesn't mean

1101
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: that Twitter or YouTube was the very first thing they

1102
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: ever did.

1103
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 6: Well you know what, though you think it off was

1104
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 6: right some people it was, and yeah that's freaky too.

1105
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 6: But like YouTube and Twitter are very specific skills, you know.

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00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 6: I and I think like stuff like what Karen was

1107
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 6: just talking about happens because like, yeah, at least this

1108
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 6: is where I've come to piece with it is that

1109
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 6: like someone could be very very good at whatever it

1110
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 6: is on YouTube they do that entertains people. And I've

1111
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 6: watched some of those people and like, don't really get it.

1112
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if it's fashioned tips and with wacky graphics,

1113
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: I can't relate.

1114
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you put him in like a Twitter

1115
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 6: person into a writer's room or onto a stage, or

1116
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 6: a YouTube person onto a stage, and they don't know

1117
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 6: what they're doing because they haven't done it. Yeah, and

1118
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 6: that makes sense. If I was trying to do what

1119
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 6: they were doing, I would bomb.

1120
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,439
Speaker 1: Also, I thought I knew, and I thought it's like, well,

1121
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: if you don't have the chops, put that John Legois

1122
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: guy that who John Lewis, He's a French Canadian in

1123
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: that league. Yeah, and he he. I remember he moved

1124
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: to LA and I didn't know who he was, but

1125
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: I watched some of his videos and he was lining

1126
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: the Brea improv and it was his seventh time on

1127
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: stage Whoa and he said, yeah, these managers they told

1128
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: him maybe he was playing it up a little bit,

1129
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: but he said, I have these managers. They want me

1130
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: to stand up, and I'm like and he talked a

1131
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: little in between showing his videos on a screen and

1132
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, I and he was like, had all these

1133
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: bros with him, these guys that were his buddies from Canada,

1134
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 1: and they were all sweet guys. But I was like, oh,

1135
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: you're not. But he did. I was like, that's your seventh.

1136
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 4: Stage seven Mounts. He's just hanging out with seven he had.

1137
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's just they were all just handed me

1138
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: a cocaine and uh, it's like a.

1139
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 4: Mountain and a hockey player.

1140
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: Ford and they they He just had that thing where

1141
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: it's like, also, I don't get nervous, I'm unshakably confident

1142
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: and I have performance chops in front of a camera

1143
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: and he was. He did it and then he was

1144
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: on a show. Yeah, he just was.

1145
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 2: He so sorry was the audience like he pulled it off.

1146
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,479
Speaker 1: He did pull it off.

1147
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: He was a headliner that showed videos and he still Yeah.

1148
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get off stage. And you

1149
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: know I do this all the time where I get

1150
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: off stage.

1151
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 2: I go follow that.

1152
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah that's very you.

1153
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, eat my weight. I like to bring it back.

1154
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 4: To well, but I don't.

1155
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to be like, uh like all that.

1156
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to be all that. But no, I'm

1157
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 6: not trying to be over positive here. But uh, but

1158
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 6: the thing is that even though he did that, and

1159
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 6: that sucks, like for people like us who really grind

1160
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 6: that stand up like stand up will like punch you

1161
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 6: in the nuts if you just will you know what

1162
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 6: I mean? You can't like not do it all the

1163
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 6: time and then kill every time. Will never happen.

1164
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: And that's what Yeah, I thought I was in a

1165
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: I keep thinking because once a year I have like this,

1166
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: I peak and I'm like, I've had ten good shows

1167
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: in a row. Finally I'm not going to eat it anymore,

1168
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: and it inevitably it'll stand up. Just the joke, dick.

1169
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 6: So many times I have seen you kill like I've

1170
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 6: been falling over laughing and you've been like, uh, I bombed.

1171
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't know?

1172
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I well I.

1173
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: Appreciate that, and I know there are times where I've

1174
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: done that where I'm like I wanted to do better.

1175
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: I didn't. But tonight they're really they really didn't like me.

1176
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: They didn't like me, and I'm like, what did I do?

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00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: Where was the show at a new place? Well, I

1178
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: don't want to expose, you know, they they're it's a

1179
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: new show.

1180
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 4: Just say what country it was in?

1181
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: America?

1182
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 4: Oh, I get it, you know America.

1183
00:59:59,040 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: Are we going to run out?

1184
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 4: Guess probably let me get Yeah, this is great.

1185
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Do you ever have this problem?

1186
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 2: I didn't notice until we were like on our way

1187
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 2: over here.

1188
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 4: Can our podcast needs Yeah? Yeah, that's hilarious.

1189
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: What is what is your skinneld the gun?

1190
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 2: Fright?

1191
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: Are you scared? Are frightening?

1192
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 2: Rif?

1193
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 4: Are you scared? Terrif?

1194
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 2: Are you scared?

1195
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 4: What are you scared?

1196
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 6: That's the name of my podcast, terrifieder Terrifighter Classicer.

1197
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: How's that going?

1198
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 4: I mean it's we Who am I Byron out? How's

1199
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 4: that going?

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01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: I heard you have a podcast. I heard you have

1201
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: something to say about fish tanks.

1202
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. Do we need to fix this

1203
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 4: gas problem? We do?

1204
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: We do? Yeah, it seems well we have to get

1205
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 2: to the gas station first.

1206
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 4: That's true. What's the closest.

1207
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say.

1208
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I'm terrified of right now?

1209
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 4: What running out of gas?

1210
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 2: Always have like thirty miles extra?

1211
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: You know your tanks?

1212
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: Very hand.

1213
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 6: He pointed, like it was like very presidential, like you

1214
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 6: weren't trying to point, but you did want to be firm.

1215
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know your tank.

1216
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: I love the president if he was like a lot

1217
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: of people think this country is in debt. But we

1218
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: know our tank.

1219
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 2: But we know our tank.

1220
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: And he drops the mic.

1221
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 2: Sure, there's the little light is on and it's pretty

1222
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 2: nerve wrack.

1223
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 6: This is what's gonna explode you, Chris. Yeah, just say

1224
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 6: you know your tank. Every joke you're gonna be famous in.

1225
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: A week is gonna that'll be my gainner done.

1226
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, get her tank, know your tank.

1227
01:01:59,560 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 2: You.

1228
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: I got five jokes left, ten minutes left in my set,

1229
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: but ship, I don't have some laugh Please sign this

1230
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: bumper sticker, you know.

1231
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 2: On a related note, my friend, Uh, that could be

1232
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 2: us either. It's a flat tire struck.

1233
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 4: By a car with like all the wheels take up,

1234
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 4: just to totally take a car ambulance at seven to eleven.

1235
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: Going off on Sunday night and at the park my

1236
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 2: friends asked how my dogs were the other night, and

1237
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: then she goes, what are your dogs names? And I said, uh,

1238
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: George and Frank, and she I think she may have

1239
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: it a little bit drunk, and she goes Trank And

1240
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 2: then we all couldn't stop laughing at the idea of

1241
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 2: a dog named Trank.

1242
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: It's not a bad name.

1243
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: My Serbian soldier of fortune, dog Trank.

1244
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 4: Oh I could. You're right, I could see trank.

1245
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: I like it.

1246
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 4: How how would you call trank here? Trank like that? Drinky?

1247
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 2: I think I would just never let him off. I

1248
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: would just tie him to the tree in the front.

1249
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's such a bad name.

1250
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 4: Let him die, Yeah, real bad.

1251
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: I would just always shake his food. Come on, come on.

1252
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 2: And never say the name dog Rank Rank t.

1253
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 4: R A n K.

1254
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 6: That's how you spell it, right, Trankrank Like his name

1255
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 6: is trances.

1256
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: Yes, so really you're doing that? They took it on

1257
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 1: the diagonal, the diagonal shuffle.

1258
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 4: Well are you? There are two people crossing the street.

1259
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: D r y Oh my god. Let's get out Dave

1260
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: and feed him the boots?

1261
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 4: Is that what you say?

1262
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not the botnversation.

1263
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 4: Wait, what did you mean?

1264
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: Let's get elbow deep in boot with those motherfuckers. Wait,

1265
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm wearing my shoes. Okay, we're actually what if we?

1266
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: I mean we're stopped for guests?

1267
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 4: Still record? Okay, good, it's the car off.

1268
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, yeah you have.

1269
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 4: You just have an endless supply of amazing sweaters.

1270
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, this.

1271
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 4: Is so what is it?

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01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: This one is? Uh? I picked it up at a

1273
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: thrift store. It's a wolf trapped in a DreamCatcher. Like

1274
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: he's tangled in it, just his head and uh you know,

1275
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: and it's I've been having a lot of great dreams

1276
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: actually because of it.

1277
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:47,439
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

1278
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 6: Is at the point of a DreamCatcher you hang it

1279
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 6: over your bed and then like the dream spirits fly

1280
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 6: around and it catches them and they join your dream.

1281
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: Is that the I heard that a DreamCatcher originally was

1282
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: cobweb stretched over a certain they put it over a

1283
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: baby's face. Uh huh so when they're traveling, Uh.

1284
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 4: You know, so like nightmares would not.

1285
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: No bugs, oh landing on your baby's face.

1286
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 4: Oh, that makes much more sense.

1287
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: Then it was utilitarian, right, a one.

1288
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 4: As most things I would imagine began.

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01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but we're all like, oh yeah, you know,

1290
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: they're whimsical. I think that you need to capture dreams. No,

1291
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: I made this so my baby doesn't get fucking smallpox.

1292
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm hoping my kids don't die. Yes, but it's

1293
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 6: cool that you think it's. Yeah, because I want them

1294
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 6: to fight a dragon or whatever.

1295
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some kind of superstition. Yeah, oh yeah, there's

1296
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: I want my kid's got all these dreams about I

1297
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: just want them to capture that dream.

1298
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 6: I want them to, like, you know, like be naked

1299
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 6: in class and be late for a midterm.

1300
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 4: I just want him to experience.

1301
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: I want him to fall just a long way. Yeah,

1302
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: well while trying to figure out algebra, doesn't remember that's

1303
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: my Reacclarly, I wanted.

1304
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 4: To be talking to his dad, but it's not his.

1305
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: Dad, and then it's someone else, and then it's him. Yeah,

1306
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: I want that dream where he can't.

1307
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 4: Maybe for wet. Maybe it's a wet dream catcher. Maybe

1308
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 4: that's it's we want son.

1309
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 6: I want my son son to come, or daughter. I

1310
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 6: want I want my baby to come.

1311
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: Don't you think that the parent would just I want offspring.

1312
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: I want my son, even though he's a baby right now,

1313
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: to capture the dream of coming and coming into a

1314
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 1: lady and bringing me a grandson.

1315
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1316
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I want a grandson as immediately as possible.

1317
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 1: Because I know both my mom and dad cleaned my

1318
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: room and their last dream was for me to come again.

1319
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: They just bought so many socks. A lot of the

1320
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: stuff I say is pretty hacky.

1321
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 4: I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

1322
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 4: I really don't.

1323
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: No parent would would would want you to have a

1324
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: dream come true about coming.

1325
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 4: Well, that's not true. I disagree.

1326
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 6: I think that I would very much want my kids

1327
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 6: to come a lot. Uh sor right, that's the thing

1328
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 6: I really want. I don't have kids, but one day

1329
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 6: I want to have kids, and I hope they get

1330
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 6: to funk a lot. God, I mean not when they're kids.

1331
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh, guys, what happened to the conversation about dragons?

1332
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: We talked about.

1333
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 2: Chising imagine dragons.

1334
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 4: That is true. Karen said, all right, you guys canna

1335
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 4: have some boy time.

1336
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 6: Put some gas in the car, and then immediately we

1337
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 6: started talking about coming.

1338
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: Dragons and which is nothing about dragons.

1339
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 2: And again, you might as well talk about risk and

1340
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 2: salami while you're at it. They're gonna be so boyish.

1341
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come I went home.

1342
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 4: Uh play risk on Heroin once, that's what. Yeah, it

1343
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 4: did well, but it always does.

1344
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: You used to You used to ride the white pony occasionally.

1345
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 4: Well, brown pony, she's a regular pony.

1346
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh I've been getting bad ship?

1347
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, well good, I think I think mine was bad.

1348
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 6: It was, man, that's funny. I I casually slipped that

1349
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 6: in there without even thinking about it. I didn't mean

1350
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 6: to make the whole conversation about that, but I yeah,

1351
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 6: when I was in college, I smoked black tar heroin sometimes.

1352
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow, how did you stop doing that?

1353
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 4: I moved to a place where I didn't know how

1354
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 4: to get it.

1355
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I okay, So like, I never did it.

1356
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 6: I did it semi regularly, but I never did it

1357
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 6: enough days in a row to get like addicted, so

1358
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 6: I would get dope sick.

1359
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 4: So I never like and also I never injected it.

1360
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 6: I only smoked it, Okay. I you know, it's funny.

1361
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 6: That's always the response I get.

1362
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 4: Right, Like you were like, oh you.

1363
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: Didn't do it. You did it, but like the pussy way,

1364
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: it wasn't into your toenails.

1365
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 4: Oh right, Oh you didn't have to hide money in

1366
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 4: your butthole.

1367
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 2: You didn't live on the beach, and fuck you.

1368
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: I think I just brooks wheeling in the street. Man,

1369
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,839
Speaker 1: it's hard to see people downward spiral.

1370
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 4: Is she doing heroin?

1371
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 2: No?

1372
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: No, I mean he's.

1373
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 4: Only smoking, so he's not doing heroin.

1374
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make no, no.

1375
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 4: No, not at all. It's how people react. It's funny,

1376
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 4: but yeah, I have a bit about it that doesn't work.

1377
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 2: But I think leimate just people can't laugh at it.

1378
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't think it's true.

1379
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you don't seem the type at all. No,

1380
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 2: cousin Lisa is a hero and addict, and you're nothing

1381
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 2: like her.

1382
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 4: Yeah she rich or successful, not in the least.

1383
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,639
Speaker 6: Okay, well, so I'm winning against Lisa.

1384
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:46,600
Speaker 2: You are in the great contest, the great contest of life.

1385
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 6: We're all trying to be king of the mountain, further

1386
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 6: up the mountain than Lisa is.

1387
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,679
Speaker 2: Well done, my friend, That's all it takes.

1388
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 1: What do you What are you doing next?

1389
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 2: Man?

1390
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 6: You know, the holidays are coming up, and I have

1391
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 6: some like just like every year, I have like fifty

1392
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,879
Speaker 6: million things that I want to complete over the holidays,

1393
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 6: and I'll probably do one of them.

1394
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 4: But that's really it.

1395
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm like.

1396
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 6: Most of the town shuts down and I'm here in

1397
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 6: la for Christmas, and I'm so excited to just kind

1398
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,280
Speaker 6: of like for the city to be kind of empty

1399
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 6: and to chill out and like work on stuff here

1400
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 6: and there, but really just like relax. That's what I

1401
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 6: got going on.

1402
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I want to happen. But all of

1403
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 1: a sudden, I like, this is the busiest next three

1404
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 1: weeks of my life.

1405
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 4: No way, yeah, how it just happened.

1406
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 1: It's just happen.

1407
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 2: It up that way.

1408
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:43,400
Speaker 1: All of twenty sixteen is an empty dream to catch.

1409
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:48,639
Speaker 1: But yeah, well I'm hosting this thing with April and

1410
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: and we're shooting all of it now. It's like it

1411
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: starts airing on the twenty ninth of December, and there's

1412
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: still a lot of wing that needs to be done.

1413
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: And so I yeah, I want that. Just have holiday

1414
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: time and lay back and.

1415
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 4: Do you at least at least get Christmas off.

1416
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I have to. I've never not gone home for

1417
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: Christmas and we feel weird. It's important to me, and so.

1418
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 6: I am well, I'm only for extend this invite right now,

1419
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 6: caring to you too. I don't know what your Christmas situation.

1420
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,679
Speaker 1: What's your Christmas situation?

1421
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 6: We're doing Christmas dinner at my house and if you

1422
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:25,560
Speaker 6: guys end up in town. It's only a few of

1423
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 6: us right now. I live with Will Weldon. We're making

1424
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 6: a turkey and a tow turkey, so.

1425
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 1: That sounds great.

1426
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,440
Speaker 2: I will be in Pedalum with my family.

1427
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 6: And where pedal up north to Northern Town community.

1428
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,240
Speaker 1: So it's fun great mayor that's.

1429
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 4: Near Tommy T's comedy steakhouse.

1430
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 2: Is it is not, it's in the area which is

1431
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 2: where Tommy is a near Rooster T Feathers and some

1432
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 2: both both of those are in the East Bay where

1433
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 2: the poor people live.

1434
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 6: Tommy once I opened for Jared Harris there on a

1435
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 6: Tuesday and Wednesday, and I wasn't getting paid. I was young,

1436
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 6: and I was trying to figure that feature thing out,

1437
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 6: and I was ordering dinner and the server said.

1438
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 4: Features, don't get dinner.

1439
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 6: That's the best way.

1440
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,679
Speaker 1: You don't serve features dinner.

1441
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 4: You don't do you not like features.

1442
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 1: The Patrick Kane, who we've had on several times, it's

1443
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: very funny. He was he's opening for Lachlan Patterson somewhere

1444
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: and they brought them the same meal. It was the

1445
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,640
Speaker 1: same food. It was a takeout order, and one of

1446
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: them said opener on top, the other one said hen

1447
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: blagger and handed it to them and they took pictures

1448
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 1: of their identical meal. They just had to be labeled.

1449
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: It's I love how comedy clubs there's that higherarchy, there is,

1450
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: that hierarchy in general but I love that they enforce

1451
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 1: it and keep reminding you. It's the best. Oh you

1452
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: want another drink?

1453
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 4: Oh are you?

1454
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 1: Are you featuring?

1455
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1456
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 1: You only get two drinks? Oh thanks, okay, thanks for

1457
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: reminding me.

1458
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 4: Headliner gets food, you know.

1459
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 1: Okay, guy, they used to work at a TGI Friday. Right,

1460
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 1: Well we with this is we picked you up kind

1461
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: of late, we did. Yeah, but I don't know how

1462
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: to edit.

1463
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 4: Really, I'm not.

1464
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 1: I think we should, you know, off like venice and

1465
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: wrap it up term here right. Yeah, oh my god,

1466
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 1: you're way good at this.

1467
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 4: You guys don't do the airport thing in the least.

1468
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 4: We do.

1469
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: We do do it.

1470
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,719
Speaker 2: In the least, but we tried, definitely in the very least.

1471
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1472
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 1: It's hard and it would require more help, I think

1473
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 1: for us to orchestrate flights.

1474
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 2: And all that stuff when we both have jobs. It's

1475
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 2: like impossible because then the only time you can pick

1476
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 2: people up Sunday is.

1477
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 1: We do it on Sundays.

1478
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:01,799
Speaker 2: Sunday.

1479
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to go home and every Monday morning we

1480
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: have an episode in every couple.

1481
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 2: Let's make every other.

1482
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 1: Karen and I would like to announce now if you're

1483
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 1: still listening, that we are now doing it every other Monday.

1484
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,040
Speaker 2: All we can manage.

1485
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 1: That's all we can manage. You know, I have a

1486
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 1: baby on the way. I know baby is visiting you.

1487
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,560
Speaker 1: I have to head home right now. That baby's a

1488
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 1: baby Murphy bed.

1489
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to make up the baby bed.

1490
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 1: I love.

1491
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 4: Love just for a bet.

1492
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 1: But it's an adult bed with a headboard, but for

1493
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 1: a baby. That crib ship. I don't want you to die.

1494
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 4: Dude, you are throwing out catchphrases right now. I fuck

1495
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,240
Speaker 4: that crib ship.

1496
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm hot. I'm hot.

1497
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 4: That crib ship.

1498
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:53,559
Speaker 2: Dave.

1499
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 4: Well, guys, thank you so much for having me.

1500
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:56,479
Speaker 1: You're we're at your house.

1501
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:57,600
Speaker 4: You're really good at that.

1502
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,559
Speaker 1: We're you know exactly, we're.

1503
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 2: Not I go up the block or down?

1504
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 6: Oh uh, you know it's well, go up and make

1505
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 6: it right here.

1506
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 1: But we can go ahead and sign off.

1507
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah right, you guys are the best. I love you, guys,

1508
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:12,679
Speaker 4: I love.

1509
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

1510
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,759
Speaker 1: Do anything to plug other than the holidays and dinner?

1511
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 4: Uh? How about women come to my house.

1512
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: I want people to see women.

1513
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 6: Please watch the sketches that my sketch screw makes. It's

1514
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,639
Speaker 6: they're all at womencomedy dot com.

1515
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 1: I f C or am I making that up?

1516
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:31,360
Speaker 2: No?

1517
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, we may, and then make it right here. We uh.

1518
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 4: We made a handful, like around ten for im C.

1519
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 1: I watched those.

1520
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:40,800
Speaker 6: We made one for Comedy Central, and then we have

1521
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,560
Speaker 6: a bunch that we just made for ourselves. Just niceym,

1522
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,439
Speaker 6: dip in your dick and every network dude, we fuck everyone.

1523
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: I am chicks, yep, yeah, hell yeah.

1524
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 4: Every chick.

1525
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:53,599
Speaker 6: I say like me too.

1526
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:58,519
Speaker 1: I want on a dragon. Where are we both coming?

1527
01:15:59,560 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 4: Superman?

1528
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 2: This is ben z y n A r.