WEBVTT - Yabba Dabba Delicious! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.520 Rolling Rolling Serial Killers, Episode one, seventy seven, May third, 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.760 twenty twenty one. Dun dun't du dunt dun't dun't Oh, 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:10.080 I don't do you guys you like to eat? Don't 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:23.680 dunt dun birthday today, birthday, Happy birthday, Birthday. First of all, 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.560 it's me. I missed your birthday last week. My apologies. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:28.960 Happy birthday, Andrew. I hope it was wonderful. Hope you 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.480 got everything you wanted and more. I did you did? Yeah? 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:37.720 What'd you get? You know? The things? Okay, AirPods got it? 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:42.000 Actually I played that because we are celebrating a birthday 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:45.400 this year, but it's somewhat controversial. Actually, first of all, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.640 can we just do this real quick? I know you 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.920 gotta start with something you don't like the songs. Let's 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:59.000 just play this. This is serial Killers. Blah blah blah. Okay, 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.000 welcome to serial Killers. Got to get past it because 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.119 we're celebrating a very important birthday. Is it Chip? Chip? 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:12.560 Is it Chip? You mean the wolf? Yeah? Or you 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:13.240 said it? Man? 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.520 I didn't literally anything that's just chipped. Like if I 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.280 say potato Chip, are you gonna play it? 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:25.039 Sorry? What about like someone's name Chip whose name is. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.800 There are a couple of people I've known some chips. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.840 Card I love potato chips. All right, stops, just stop, 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.800 just stop, so listen. It's a really important celebration. Andrew. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.000 We got this in the mail. Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.399 I hate when people say that it wasn't the mail. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:44.000 It was shipped to us because it came via UPS. Okay. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.640 You know people say, oh, I'm going to mail you 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.640 a package. You're only mailing it if you're using USPS, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.400 the post Office. That's the mail. Such a little thing 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.200 that only it is, but it irritates me anyway. So 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.720 we got this box and this nice little letter from 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.880 oh my gosh, I know what this one is from 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:04.800 our friend Matt yeah at Post. Okay, and move on 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.720 to the moving on MEMI because we got a package 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.600 from Post. Yeah, dude, these little rinky dink serial podcasts 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.680 with like ten followers, they're on all the lists from 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.520 all these companies and they get everything. Because here's what's happening. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.160 We are going to start writing emails to these people 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:22.920 saying thank you so much, we'd love to be on 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:23.359 your list. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.919 Surf wait, and that's how you get things. But I'm 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.240 not going to be a jerk, but how does okay 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.079 we're not a wildly successful serial podcast. I mean, we 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.880 have a lot of listeners and a lot of followers 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.000 by now, how does like serial companies not have heard 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:38.359 of us? 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:42.040 Because think about it, they are an advertising agency or 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.040 marketing agency. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.120 It's not you're you're reaching out to like Kellogg. I understand. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.919 Kellogg hasn't reached out to me. I understand. Now they 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.760 need to deal with the sanitarium. I understand that. But 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:54.040 there's got to be like some young you have to 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.320 do the legwork and email them and just ask them 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:57.880 to put us on our list. I get it, but 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.040 there must be some young go get her at Kellogg's 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.760 like Biff, who is like, you know, I heard this 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.799 Cereal Killers podcast, dude, and let's send them stuff. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.960 No, because we don't do any advertising, so we need 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:09.799 to start doing that too. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.640 Hello. I said that months ago, months ago, And then 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.440 anytime I ever asked you, hey, Scott, can we do 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.200 a commercial? Can't? Andy, I'm busy. Not a commercial, but 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.040 just just just to hit the little click link on 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.680 faithbook that says do you want to boost this post 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.520 twenty bucks? Yes? Boost it, so then do it well 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.480 because you don't have Facebook anymore. No, Okay, can we 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.840 get to the cereal? This is really exciting for me. Great, 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.640 you know what it is? What is it? 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:36.240 It's the fruity, It's the it's the Pebbles fiftieth anniversary. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.960 It's the birthday cake Pebbles Andrew, which I'm not gonna like. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.400 Why won't you like it? I don't like birthday cake. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.360 It's not a real flavor, okay, but you might like 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.160 the taste even though you don't like the name. Yes, right, 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:52.000 Happy birthday Pebbles. You're fifty. But but as far as 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:55.640 I know, okay, Pebbles as they were called when they 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.320 first came out of the Fruity variety, but it was 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.960 the only one, so it was just called Pebbles with 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.680 Fred and Barney came out in nineteen sixty nine, oh wow. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:08.240 And then Coco Pebbles followed in nineteen seventy. So that 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.280 would be like fifty one or fifty two years old. Yeah, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.720 so I'm not sure where the fifty is coming from, 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.520 but I'll accept it. And I thank you very much 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.120 friends at Post for sending us this box of birthday cake. Pebbles. 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:21.839 Yeah, you know what, I take back what I say. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.440 I'm actually very excited for this one. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.120 No, no, no, you don't have to be excited just because 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.800 they said to us you might not like it. You 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.320 don't like the name. I know that because birthday cake 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.760 to you could be many, many different flavors. The box 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.640 is very shiny, and I like that it is. I 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.240 do love it. Collector is fifty. Oh we shouldn't open this. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:39.120 It's the Collector's edition. Wow. Great, So now we're going 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.279 to open up something that could make us money. Look 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:45.960 on the back, can you unscramble those words? Andrew? Uh? Happape? 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.880 What do you think it is? Yeah? Uh yea happy 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:53.520 rib tar and habit rib the Yeah? Yeah do you 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.320 think it's happy birth That's a tough one. I don't 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:59.880 know happy birthday. Fred and Barney are so excited on there. Yeah, 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.680 daba delicious is what I say? Can you just not 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.799 say that ever? Again, it's in the commercials. I wouldn't 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.320 have said it if it wasn't in the commercials. I 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.440 got it. I need to start seeing some more cereal commercials. Well, 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:12.960 I mean I used to play a bunch of pebbles 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.760 commercials from the eighties. You know Barney was always trying 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.680 to dress up and get friend's pebbles. Yeah yeah, Bonnie, 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.479 Well he would figure it out and get pissed off 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:27.440 my pebbles. I'm excited for this one. We're the Spoons. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:31.080 We're more excited for this one than I once was. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.200 I mean, look, it's wonderful of them to have sent 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.039 it to us ahead of time. You can't get this 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.560 in the store. Maybe right about now you can, because 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.680 I believe it's supposed to be released late last month 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.839 or early this month, which is May. Can you believe 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.840 that we're in May? I know this year's been flying by, 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.680 Holy hell on a hand basket. Here you go, buddy. Well, 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.880 hopefully this summer is better than last summer. Yeah, well 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:53.960 you ready? One? Two? 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.880 It smells nice? Oh do you know what it smells like? 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.400 Hold on, I need to take a break for one 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.960 second and say this. It smells like my fave rice 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:03.120 Krispy treat Cereal. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:07.799 Okay, oh look if they're and look they're lighter colored, 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:09.840 they're like Pastelle. I can't really do it because I'm 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:11.520 gonna ump milk. Look at that, Andrew. Yeah, there you go. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:16.240 They're pastels. They're yellow and blue and pink run sprinkles three. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.000 I mean they taste just like I would have expected 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:27.000 androids pittrich cereal. Not really yes really yes no, yes, 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.000 oh my god. I love all pebbles except the peanut 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:35.280 butter chocolate one. So these are really good, very sweet 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.280 tastes like you're sticking your finger and some dunk and 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.880 hinds frosting. But that's probably what it's supposed to taste like. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:44.000 I'm having a meltdown. This is this is it? This 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.360 is what went missing from my life is Iris Christy Trees. 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.359 I have to say I'm a way bigger fan of 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.760 cocoa pebbles. I like this. I wish we had something 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.640 between four bowls and four bawls and a spoon. Do 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.400 we still do the Demi like? Is it four balls 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.200 and a Demi spoon? And we don't do that? Now? 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.200 All right, I'm gonna go first, if you want, I'll 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.360 go four balls on it. I like it, four balls, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.200 five balls. I bet the milk is delicious too. This 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:11.200 thank you so much for bringing back they didn't it tastes? 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:13.920 Not Rice Krisbey Tree. It is. It tastes exactly like one, 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.360 but there's no clusters. There doesn't need to be. You 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:17.760 remember how they got rid of it and then switched 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:19.520 to the new formula that no one likes, that didn't 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.120 taste anything like Rice Krispy Tree exactly, but this does. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.400 That's what I'm trying to say, you know, speaking of 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.480 Rice Krispy Tree cereal that is gone from our lives, 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:31.960 Lucky charms. You keep seeing these pictures of Lucky Charms online, 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:35.200 of the Marshmallow Cluster cereal that's supposed to be just 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:37.720 like Rice Krispy Treat cereal, and I'm not sure if 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:40.000 it is a myth or a legend or what, because 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:41.480 the picture of the box is out there. It's a 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:44.440 turquoise box and I posted it a while back. But 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.000 then I reached out to them and like, we don't 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.200 know what you're talking about, because they said they had 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.520 this big thing coming soon and they're just galactic. Have 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.920 you seen the galactic Lucky Charms. No, I don't look 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.720 at social media. I don't follow any cereal accounts, but 0:07:55.760 --> 0:08:01.520 so there's galactic yucky Yuky charms. Small stroke. I really am, 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.080 but that's not funny, Andrew, I've seen a. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.160 Bunch of tiktoks where people do exactly what you did 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.280 and say that, and so I think it is kind. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.680 Of humor issue. No, I know it's okay, I guess, 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.160 just not when it, you know. Anyway, So I think 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.400 that the new galactic Lucky Charms. I haven't tried them yet. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.120 I think they just have some different marshmallows and there's 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.320 some sparkle in them or something like that. But I'm 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.200 sure it tastes just the same. We'll get to it 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.080 at some point. So four balls for me on the 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.800 eye balls, I actually cleaned out. You could even use 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.400 your cup again, that's how clean it is. That was delicious. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.000 Congratulations Andrew. I love that, and thank you Matt. They 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.559 were Yaba dabba delicious. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:40.800 What what I just I'm not gonna humor that, Yeah, 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.240 daba delicious. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:44.400 I'm not looking for humor, Andrew. That was the whole 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:49.840 ad campaign in the eighties and early nineties. Yabba daba delicious. Really, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.680 I think it's just the the zest that you put 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.880 into it. I didn't make it up, I trust me. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:57.640 I know you wouldn't. There was one day that Fred 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:00.560 was at the quarry and the little Whistle blew, and 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.640 he was so excited for his Pebble cereal and he screamed, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.880 yabadaba delicious. It would be great if you could play 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.440 the commercial right now. I've played the commercial. I know 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.040 it just would be nice to go back to that. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.000 I over wrote it in the system. I don't have 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.960 it anymore. You don't know how the system works. Hey, 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:19.440 guess what YouTube? Search Pebbles commercials and you'll get a 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:23.040 whole slew of them. Okay, love you though? Should we 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.200 move on to Cereal too? If you're watching it on YouTube? 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.200 I guess just close out of our window right now 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:28.160 and go do a new one? 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:28.520 All right? 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.679 Do you want the legal knockoff? Or do you want 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.080 the one in the bag? Leedle the legal knockoff? Okay? 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.480 This is from the box Olegle again from a listener 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.800 who I have since forgotten. My apologies, but I did 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.520 give you a shout the first one or two times 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.760 because I knew your name. Then I forgot. Sorry. How 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:44.960 you're like, I organize it? I write everyone's name on 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:46.720 my I did, but I did. I write them on 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.400 the first box, and then I forget the rest. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.240 You don't think that maybe you should just get stickers 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:51.560 and just like maybe stick them on. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.360 No, I just write it with a sharpie on top. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.480 Well, it doesn't seem like your systems working because you're 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.560 forgetting what there's things. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.280 So these are gonna be your knockoff corn checks. Okay, 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:03.160 they're corn squares from Leedle. Still most states have Leedles, 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:04.680 but many do not, so you might not know what 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.760 I'm talking about. Is l I D L Leedle. It 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:09.760 is some Scandinavian supermarket. 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.559 My friend Nick is obsessed with Leedle, bad meat from them, 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.040 so now he's sworn off of Leedle. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.520 Oh okay, yes, they're a discount grocery chain. Or you 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.320 just kind of get what you get. You don't get upset. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.120 That's what they have. Okay, I love that. Yeah, Well, 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.520 when you have kids, you'll know what that is because 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.440 they always want want, want, want want, and then you say, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.679 you get what you get and you don't get upset, 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:34.600 but they still get upset, especially money. Here you go 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.440 Mondy down the city. Ooh, it's almost Cooper's birthday. That's right. 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.760 We are how many days away? Like two? 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.080 Three? 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.240 Sinco to Mayo. Bul Chat is gonna be on Sinco 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:49.160 to mayo. Wow, nice, did you bring your sombrero? Am 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:49.760 I pack it? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:50.079 Let me? 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:55.280 All right? Let's go Andrew ready? One? Two, three? Very corny, 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:59.280 very squarrey. It's pretty good. Tastes just like corn checks, 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:04.520 tiny less corny. Yeah, I give this three balls. It's good. Oh. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.240 You know, every time I see corn, I think of 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.640 our friend Mariah in Iowa. Was she the one that 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.080 sent us? Don't ask me because I don't remember, but 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.440 they're good listeners in Iowa and their corn farmers or 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.840 their agriculture type people they do things for, like tractors 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.640 and farms and stuff. They were the ones that sent 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:23.360 us that box, sure, the football box. I don't know 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.839 if it was them. Oh the flakes O. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.520 No, they were the one that sent us the corn 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.439 Cereal with the alien on it, that knows discontinued. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.080 I bought Quisp and it wasn't discontinued. You know nothing 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.760 about cereal. Let's move on. I'm going to give this 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.160 two balls and three balls. It's three balls. It's sure, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:45.760 three balls all around. Yeah. Yeah, yep, great corn, great coin. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:51.960 Oh shucks, sorry, I actually love that so much. Really 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.120 that you like that dad joke? You like I'm a 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.160 big fan. I have a shirt. I have a shirt 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.040 with a corn cob that says shucks, you wear it 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:00.240 next time? Sure? Thank you know what, the next time 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.240 we do a corn cereal, I'll wear it. Oh yeah, 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.280 it'll remind you. Can you put like a jacket on 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:08.040 and then just like z Yeah, I'd love every minute 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.199 of that. Sure, thank you. All right, let's roll out 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.480 of cereal three. I found this yesterday in the shop. Right. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.200 There's another shop right that I go to that has 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.600 more of a natural aisle or like healthy aisle. They 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.280 have more of that kind of cereal that's always like 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.360 over five or six dollars a box or bag or whatever. Yeah. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.559 I don't know why I buy it, but you say, 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.199 we make so much money, so eventually I'll be able 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:28.400 to pay it back. Well, think about it. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.640 Just this episode alone, you hadn't You didn't buy two 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:32.960 of the cereals. So I'm so sorry that this six 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.480 dollars purchase you're going to complain about. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.960 All right, I've never heard of this brand before, but 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.120 they were established in nineteen ninety two and it's called 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.000 Bakery on Maine. My guess is, wherever they locally are, 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.839 people know who they are. They are from Connecticut. They're 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:48.480 in East Hartford, Connecticut, and there was probably a bakery 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.600 at one point, and everyone said, you know you should 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:53.040 bag that and sell it, so here it is okay. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.720 Since nineteen ninety two, we've prided ourselves and our ability 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.120 to craft incredibly delicious, gluten free and Celiac friendly granola. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.400 That means this is going to be gross uses in it. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.560 So I'm excited that everyone should be able to enjoy 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.720 food that doesn't sacrifice taste for wholesomeness or indulge in 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.319 a snack that's filling, nutritious. Blah blah blah. All right, 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:15.000 this is crunchy cluster cranberry almond maple flavor granola with 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.320 ancient grains. They were born before you and I Andrew. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.599 I just the term ancient grains always cracks me up. Yeah, 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:27.080 they are hold almonds in here. Look at that. There's 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.160 like big junk hold almonds. All right. We've had other 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.360 cereals that are similar looking to this. I want to 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.160 say Nature's Path makes flakes like this. They're like almost 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:40.800 cupped smells. It smells nutty and mapley. Okay, Oh I 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.079 didn't shake it, damn it do you want me to 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:47.240 sing your jingle? Yes, please shake your bag. Scotty shakes 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:52.280 he's bad. Scotty hikes bad. Okay, thank you very good? 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.880 Is you like that? Yeah? We need some new jingles. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.480 We did to freshen it up a bit. Some spice, sure, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.240 all right. Back to the two percent Horizon Organic Vitamin D. 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.640 Milk, which in the last episode Scottie criticized for being puffy. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.839 Oh, it's not puffy anymore because it's opening and has 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:10.439 been used. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.120 Yeah, because we're definitely not recording this same day. Nope, 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:15.720 I don't know if I got any cranberries. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.160 You did, I saw a bunch of them. Dump in, 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.920 dip the spoon to the bottom. Oh, there she is, 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:29.120 one two three. This reminds me of the Fireman cereal. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.440 Remember that one engine two, whatever the hell it was called. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.480 You could definitely break a tooth on this. There's too 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:38.600 much whole almonds are very qunchy and you're not expecting them. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.520 It's okay. It kind of feels like I'm fighting a 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.680 battle in my mouth. To me, this is more of 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.360 a cereal than it is granola. Oh yeah, look for 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.840 a gluten free cereal. Although there are a lot of 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.640 gluten free cereal. So that doesn't even make sense, Like 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.040 most checks are gluten free. So I don't know. It's 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:57.120 not awful, No, but I don't know what is teeth 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.160 or tef? What is that? Oh, there's beans in here too, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.360 millet tef and navy bean real maple syrup. I didn't 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.160 taste any maple syrup. I gotta be honest with you. 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.000 Multi grain and bean crisps. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.840 Hmmm, all right, so let me tell you something. The 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:19.880 crispy parts, these little suckers are somewhat maplely. But this 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:20.680 this is my problem. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.400 There's sunflower season. I gotta tell you, do not put 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.400 a full almond in cereal. Don't do it. There's full 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.240 almonds in the Wild Terra and you loved it. And 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.920 there's full almonds in the Morning Summit and you loved it. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.520 So take that back. It just depends on the cereal 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:33.920 that it's in. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:37.400 Okay, fine, If you're gonna make a cereal with full almonds, 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.600 don't make your other things. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:43.920 So crunchy, yeah, because then it's like a war. There 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.800 were a couple of different bakery on mains that I 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:47.800 could have chosen. I took this one because I had 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.520 the most going on. But I'm going to give it 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:50.480 two bowls in a spoon. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.800 I'm gonna agree with you. I didn't hate it. I 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.480 just think it's a complicated cereal. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.920 Yeah, there's a lot of unexpected textures in it. A greed. Yes, 0:15:59.000 --> 0:15:59.960 you got some seeds. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.120 You got some little bird pellet looking stuff, that's the millet. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.960 You got some cranberries. I love cranberries though. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.800 By the way, you know there's like a kammut shortage. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.720 What a commut shortage? Well, do you remember that bagged cereal? 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.960 It's like that natural crap. There's like wheat puffs and 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:20.200 corn puffs and kamut. Arrowhead Mills makes it. We did 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.840 it like a while ago. Yeah, my mom's a big 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.040 fan and I brought it home to her. You can't 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:29.080 stringy one, Nope. They're just little little puffed things and 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.960 it's usually on the bottom shelf and a bag. Arrowhead 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.840 Mills makes it. Can't find it. They've been out of 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.840 stock for months months. It's a production problem. Apparently, maybe 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.880 there was a big fire at the Arrowhead Mills plant. 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:41.640 I hope not. I hope not too, but I don't 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.720 know what's going on. Hey, thanks, for listening to Cereal Killers. Wait, 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.280 I thought we were that's oh, that's three. That's three, buddy, 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.480 This one whizz right by. Oh wow, how many minutes 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.720 was this one like twelve seventeen or so? Oh wow, 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.280 not too bad. Gosh, conversation with you has just been 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.000 flowing next right, It's right on target. So thanks so much. 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.840 I'm sorry we're less angry with each other now. No, 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.200 I'm still very angry with you. Why I'm just holding 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.679 it in. Oh okay, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:11.119 This has been an episode one seventy seven. Wow, one 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.000 seventy seven. It's crazy. It's still remarkable to me. Yeah, 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.000 it's kind of amazing. And the fact that we're not 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.879 more well known, as you know, we're doing something wrong. Listen. 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.000 I'm proud of what we've accomplished. 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