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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand. I'm Tom Foopa and this

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Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. Did I mention? I'm Tom Foopa

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Speaker 1: and it's time to play another exciting round of America's

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Speaker 1: favorite new game show, Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask

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Speaker 1: you the question that people have been talking about on

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Speaker 1: the dot COM's today, and then we discuss call us

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Text your answer at four one oh six one. And

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Speaker 1: today's a question for Stupid Internet Questions is this I'm

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Speaker 1: Tom Foopa and should the bride and groom be responsible

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Speaker 1: for the wedding party expenses? That's the question that people

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Speaker 1: are arguing about on the dot com today because it's

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Speaker 1: wedding season summertime. If people want to remind you that

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Speaker 1: they have a lot of friends during the summer, they

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Speaker 1: just hit you up for some reason and tell you

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Speaker 1: how unavailable they are because there have so many weddings together.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can do anything this summer because

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Speaker 1: I have so many weddings to get so many Should

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Speaker 1: the bride and room and be responsible for the wedding

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Speaker 1: party expenses? That is yes, hello, duh. They were asked

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Speaker 1: to be in the wedding exactly. And then also, it's

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Speaker 1: not their wedding. It should be the bread and the

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Speaker 1: groom who pays for everything for the wedding party, which

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Speaker 1: is like the dress or whatever the guy wears, everything

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Speaker 1: else like travel. Yes, it should all be provided by

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Speaker 1: the bread and groom. I agree with that. I've been

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Speaker 1: in a few weddings. It's been a while, but not

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Speaker 1: to brag or anything, but I've been the best man

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Speaker 1: a few times and quite a few weddings, and I

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Speaker 1: had to pay for my stuff and they would ask me, right, hey,

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Speaker 1: do you want to be my best man or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's an honor to be asked, yes,

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Speaker 1: I will do it. And then I walk on and go,

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Speaker 1: damn it exactly. I didn't want me to be there

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Speaker 1: because you have to pay so much money for it, right, right,

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Speaker 1: like you have to buy your tuxedo, right, your tuxedo

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Speaker 1: or suit or whatever. And then women, especially the dresses

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Speaker 1: that have to be paid for. If the bride or

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Speaker 1: the groom doesn't pay for that stuff, it's the people

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Speaker 1: that are getting married. You have to spend a lot

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Speaker 1: of money to be in a wedding party. And you

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Speaker 1: think too, like they have bachelor rich trips, they have

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Speaker 1: like bridal showers, and they expect their entire wedding party

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Speaker 1: to plan and pay for all of this, which is like,

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Speaker 1: I get you want your friends to celebrate you, but

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Speaker 1: their bank account ain't got to be hurting because of it. Right, ugly,

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Speaker 1: you should the bride and groom be responsible for wedding

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Speaker 1: party expenses? What do you think? I don't know, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: In this economy, I feel like everybody should listen. I

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Speaker 1: think the bride and groom's responsibility is there that the

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Speaker 1: party organizers, they're getting everyone together, and like, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to have you, but you should pay for for this,

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Speaker 1: you know, a little trip that you're taking. Have you

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Speaker 1: had a wedding before? No, that's funny, Okay, it's been.

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Speaker 1: I think it varies, you know. I think it shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be expected that you know your friends are going to

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Speaker 1: pay everything for the wedding, but you know, based on

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Speaker 1: your financial situation, maybe you could chuck a couple of

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Speaker 1: dollars towards the dress. Yeah. You know me, if I'm

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Speaker 1: a friend enough to be in your wedding, then you

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Speaker 1: should be a friend enough to know that my bank

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Speaker 1: account show up without a suit because people will they

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Speaker 1: will choose a very expensive whatever they want you to wear. Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: some people don't have the money to do it, so

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Speaker 1: you're gonna go broke to being your friend's wedding basically

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Speaker 1: because they're basically telling you how much you spend like

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Speaker 1: It's stupid Internet questions and the question that's on fire

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Speaker 1: today on the dot com should the bride and groom

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Speaker 1: be responsible for the wedding party expenses? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: I think absolutely okay or at least yes. Yeah. It's

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Speaker 1: like if someone invites you somewhere, yes you can throw

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Speaker 1: down your card at the end or whatever, but like

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Speaker 1: it's full and tension that they're going to pay for

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Speaker 1: it or at least like give you like a deal,

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Speaker 1: like if you can get your fly, I'll cover everything

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Speaker 1: out right, Okay, totally compromise. We love it. What are

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Speaker 1: all the things a bridesmaid is supposed to pay for

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Speaker 1: her dress? Her what hair and makeup? The hair and

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Speaker 1: makeup for rell? Are you serious? Yes? I know she

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Speaker 1: the bridal shower, bides party or one of bachelorette trip. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even have a wedding party, so honestly, that's

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Speaker 1: then cool, I love it, right, leave a comment on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: That's the pressure too, guys. When we planned bachelotte parties,

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Speaker 1: it's like, we don't party the same with that. We

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Speaker 1: might go to Vegas, right, but there's not like an

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Speaker 1: elaborate plan. There's no color scheme, there's no you don't

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Speaker 1: have to have all this Like women have the memorabilia,

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Speaker 1: they have necklace with all the all matching forever, right, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And you don't see guys walking around with the alternative

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Speaker 1: forever and the other word for cat and got you.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's also different this way because

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Speaker 1: that dude should be celebrating, because guys, it's a lot

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Speaker 1: harder for dudes to hook up right than it is women.

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Speaker 1: Guys are always wanting it's so it's a lot easier

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Speaker 1: for women. I'm like, dude, you should be jumping for

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Speaker 1: joy that you get one forever. That's amazing. There's some

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Speaker 1: Against gratulations. That's the way I feel about it. The

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Deakins calling from eating in Air looking

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Speaker 1: for Julie. Is Hi calling to confirm an appointment that

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Speaker 1: we have with you. I have do have a question

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Speaker 1: for you though? Am I on speaker phone by any chance? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I take all my calls on speaker phone. Would you

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Speaker 1: mind taking me off please? I'd rather not. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather not be on speaker phone, please you can

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Speaker 1: take me off. I can confirm some stuff with you. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: there's nobody around, so no one's gonna hear you. It's

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Speaker 1: just really matter. Yeah, okay, And it sounds like I'm

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Speaker 1: It's really not a big deal. Aren't you just confirming

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Speaker 1: guess I'm trying to say it's a big deal to me.

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Speaker 1: Can you please take me ow speakerphone. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the big deal is, but you're off speaker phone,

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Speaker 1: and you guys are coming out to fix my air

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Speaker 1: right because it's like nine hundred degrees in here, I'm dying.

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Speaker 1: Your Herbie sets came back. It's positive. What excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Why did you say that? I said that to test

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Speaker 1: but it sounds like it sounds like I'm still on speakerphone.

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Speaker 1: So I said that so that you'd actually take it

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Speaker 1: around you. You don't want to hear you. Your Herpie

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Speaker 1: sets came bad. There's nobody in front of me. There's

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Speaker 1: nobody here. I'm alone in my apartment, sweltering because it's

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Speaker 1: nine hundred degrees. You guys just calling you confirm at appointment.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the big deal is. I said,

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Speaker 1: I took you off speakerphone. I took you up speakerphone.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like I'm still on speakerphone, though, And I

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Speaker 1: would love to set up an appointment with you to

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Speaker 1: fix your air conditioner, except I don't want all of

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Speaker 1: my personal business out there in the streets. Okay, first

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Speaker 1: of all, you're not talking about personal business. You're just

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Speaker 1: confirming a freaking appointment. You want my personal information out

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Speaker 1: I think I hear a TV in the background. I

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Speaker 1: would be so easy if you just said, Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're making touch AVD about it.

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Speaker 1: I said, I think you off speakerphone. There's no taking

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Speaker 1: Like it would have been done and you could have

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Speaker 1: just said, okay, i'll be there at three o'clock son deal.

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Speaker 1: all right, you asked for it. You asked for it.

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Speaker 1: we have a little speakerphone battle going on. Who's gonna

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Speaker 1: give it for? Well, I don't care. I really don't care.

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Speaker 1: Everybody heard that. Everybody around me heard that. Wonderful. I

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Speaker 1: not just setting an appointment and getting off my damn phone.

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Speaker 1: It's hot as helen here, so temperature is rising. It's

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Speaker 1: like nine hundred degrees in here. I'm drifting wet, I

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Speaker 1: fix my sea. We would have been done with this

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Speaker 1: conversation ten minutes ago. If you it's really not a

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Speaker 1: big deal. And I don't care if I'm speakerphone and

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Speaker 1: everybody here, yeah, I don't understand. Like it's really not

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Speaker 1: a problem. He's just talking like that on speakerphone. Everybody

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a difficult customer. She won't take

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Speaker 1: here talking phone already. This is ridiculous. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're a hard time. We've got a speakerphone battle,

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Speaker 1: don't we wonderful speakerphone battle you're being ridiculous. What's your

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Speaker 1: boss's name, because I'm gonna call your boss and get

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Speaker 1: you fired because this is a ridiculous. I don't even

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Speaker 1: give a some on speakerphone. We're having some kind of

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Speaker 1: speakerphone battle, and now everybody in the office can hear me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: everybody in the office, can y'all hear me? He is

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Speaker 1: a moron and he won't talk on speakerphone, and blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah, stupidest thing I ever heard, Like this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about you or your company. I just

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Speaker 1: want my Erican dictionding fix. I don't know why this

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Speaker 1: is such a big deal, but you guys should all

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I want, I went on, I want

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Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Ben?

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. If it's a double date and

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Speaker 1: I'm going on a date with his friend and I

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Speaker 1: bring him a date, I would love that day. What

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Speaker 1: do you think, Ben, you get to see Haley again?

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Speaker 1: You just have to try to date one of our friends.

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Speaker 1: I have really great friends too. Then I promise this

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Speaker 1: is messy? Uh you really lawyer or judge friends? I

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Speaker 1: get a lot with judges and blayers. Really well, Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I have any friends like that. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I'll take world all right. Hey, good

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Speaker 1: luck finding a veterinarian for him to go out with.

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Speaker 1: I guess you sort of. I guess it's sort of

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Speaker 1: a successful first date, second date because you guys are

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Speaker 1: going out again, just not with each other. You get

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Speaker 1: to meet the hot guy and hopefully Ben you get

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Speaker 1: a veterinarian or a judge or a lawyer to hang

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Speaker 1: out with. Well, if it sounds sounds great to me,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see again. Then yeah, glad it

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Speaker 1: worked out. Okay, yes, yeah, the Jewels Show on demand

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Speaker 1: jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You texted it at four, one or six

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Speaker 1: one day. You have a dirty little secret? So Hi,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yes I do. I okay.

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Speaker 1: So um. When I was in high school, I had

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Speaker 1: like one of those classic classic events where my parents

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Speaker 1: were gone for the weekend. Okay, so you just hung

448
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Speaker 1: out and read some books, did some school work exactly.

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Speaker 1: I studied really hard. And yeah, better man than I

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Speaker 1: have what I'm going to call a small get together.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing your parents didn't want you to have a

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Speaker 1: get together at all. If you were in high school

453
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Speaker 1: and they were gone and you were at home by yourself. Okay,

454
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Speaker 1: actually pretty explicitly so too to not do that. But

455
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Speaker 1: I figured, you know, I'm I'm chill, my friends are chill.

456
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Speaker 1: I figured it would be fine. Um, but we did

457
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Speaker 1: want to drink at this party. So one of my

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Speaker 1: friends knew this guy, Jason, so he was able to

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Speaker 1: get us alcohol. But because of that, we also had

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Speaker 1: to invite him to the party. It was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: get it, so you can hang with us. But I

462
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Speaker 1: figured he was my buddy's friend. I figured it would

463
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Speaker 1: be fine. None of us were very used to alcohol,

464
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Speaker 1: so when we drank large amounts of it, we passed out.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what a lot of people do. That's

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Speaker 1: what they call blackout. Yeah, which, Frank, I mean, that

467
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Speaker 1: was pretty much the goal. So, uh, the the main

468
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Speaker 1: reason this is a dirty secret is in the morning,

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Speaker 1: we all woke up and we were after this is

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Speaker 1: after your party, Yeah, this is this is after the evening,

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Speaker 1: and we thought the worst thing was just that we're

472
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Speaker 1: hung hungover. But also Jason was gone. That's the older guy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the colder gu Yes, the old guy. My mom's car

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Speaker 1: was gone. Okay, we never saw him again. So are

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Speaker 1: you saying that he stole your mom's car? Uh, well,

476
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Speaker 1: my mom's car was stolen and he was nowhere to

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Speaker 1: be found, so probably yes. Wow, did you tell your

478
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Speaker 1: mom immediately? Uh no, I panicked for a solid day.

479
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Speaker 1: It was stolen out of the garage, so I really

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Speaker 1: couldn't blame anyone else, someone who the house. So yeah,

481
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Speaker 1: I was like in an insane amount of trouble and

482
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Speaker 1: I was able to have a party. Yeah. Yeah. I

483
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Speaker 1: mean if you have a bunch of people over in

484
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Speaker 1: one of them still is your mom's car, usually that'll

485
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Speaker 1: put it into any other parties that you might have. Yeah,

486
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Speaker 1: so my parents still will tease me about it. Let

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Speaker 1: me live it down. Yeah all right, Well thanks for

488
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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank you guys. All right, let's

489
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Speaker 1: get another one. Was your dirty little secret? I do

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. Um. I sort of have

491
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Speaker 1: this thing about celebrities. About celebrities, so I was, so

492
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Speaker 1: what I do is I take their likenesses, whether I

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Speaker 1: find it like in a magazine or print out, and

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Speaker 1: I sort of like wrap it around a little homemade

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Speaker 1: doll's your favorite To be honest, I cycle through favorite Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: kind of back, like back on my Biber days. You're

497
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Speaker 1: on a biber doll kick right now. You're making a

498
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Speaker 1: bunch of Justin Bieber dolls, not a bunch, just the one.

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Speaker 1: So I make these, you know, sort of dolls, these

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Speaker 1: little likenesses. Um, and then we do stuff together. We

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Speaker 1: spend time. Um, you know, we we have meals together

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Speaker 1: some days. Um, you know, play cards. You just do

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Speaker 1: this for comfort. Yeah, it's like my mom actually used

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Speaker 1: to kind of do something like this, and uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I haven't seen her in a really long time.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes it's just nice to have a company. Um,

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Speaker 1: she moved far away, so we don't really get to

508
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Speaker 1: spend time like that anymore. This is why this show

509
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Speaker 1: is a judgment free zone. Well let's stay it together. Then.

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Speaker 1: Our motto is we don't judge unless And the reason

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Speaker 1: that that's dope is because look, if you would have

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Speaker 1: told us that and we hadn't have heard you out,

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Speaker 1: it's actually kind of sweet. The reason you do that.

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Speaker 1: You know, you obviously miss your mommy need to say

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Speaker 1: very much. And I'm glad we didn't just call you

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Speaker 1: a weirdo right away because you play with the celebrity

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Speaker 1: dolls did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to the i

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Speaker 1: n N, The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For Tuesday, August second,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm Jewal Fresh and Britney Spears got

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Speaker 1: her crayons out and wrote a book. But you might

522
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Speaker 1: never be able to read it. I'll tell you why

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and a seventy nine year old man

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Speaker 1: was body shaming his extremely famous and estranged fifty one

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Speaker 1: year old son during an interview. I have who and

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Speaker 1: what he said coming up in my story. I'm Christian

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Speaker 1: Gray Snow and just when I thought that I couldn't

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Speaker 1: click with an eighty in the news more last week, boy,

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Speaker 1: I was proven wrong and someone who stood up in

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Speaker 1: the most upright of ways. You'll see exactly what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. More coming up on that my story that's

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Speaker 1: coming up in my story. Okay, more on those than

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Speaker 1: just a second before your first story of the day

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Speaker 1: in the I ND the Idiot News that the Airport

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Speaker 1: the News. Britney Spears finished writing her tell all book,

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Speaker 1: but it's not going to come out anytime soon. Why

538
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Speaker 1: Apparently there's a paper shortage. What I'm serious, there's a

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Speaker 1: paper shortage, so they won't publish the book on paper.

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of trees, Yeah, the forest, I know. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: give me the digital version. Yeah, you would think she

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Speaker 1: would be able to put a digital out there before

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Speaker 1: something in paperback version or the paper version. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea why they won't release it, but yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: a global paper shortage though her bookbably because paper books

546
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: are probably about four times the amount of digital books

547
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Speaker 1: and they want to make money. That's true. And of

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Speaker 1: course if you will collect books or if you're very

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Speaker 1: well read, you're gonna want that for like, that's a

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Speaker 1: conversation piece to have, you know, all in the classics

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Speaker 1: Warren piece, Britney spears exactly. That's a coffee table. Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know how she wrote it so fast.

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Speaker 1: That was a quick question. I feel like we just

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Speaker 1: got news that she was writing it. Yeah, but I

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00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: mean if you work on it every day, and then

556
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Speaker 1: you know there's enough people in the world that because

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Speaker 1: she has been locked down for like ten years, so

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Speaker 1: she's like, look, I know exactly what I want to say.

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Speaker 1: It's also just emojis. It's just four pages of emojis, crying, laughing, crying, crying, laughing, dancing, crying,

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Speaker 1: and an umbrella the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Prey. She was on location.

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Speaker 1: I'm on location in the world. He used to tell me.

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Speaker 1: We're all on location. I know. I don't do that

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Speaker 1: much anymore for some reason, out of laziness. Anything good

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Speaker 1: creative to say. Okay, So my story is about Elon

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Speaker 1: and his dad, Errol. So I reported on this like

568
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Speaker 1: a week or two ago, and one of my irons,

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Speaker 1: and Errol, Elon Musk's dad had something to say about

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Speaker 1: his son. I don't know if you guys remember the

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Speaker 1: picture that came out of Elon when he was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, somewhere across the world, and he had

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Speaker 1: a shirt off and he looked like he was like translucent,

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Speaker 1: so white. But anyway, I'm doing what his dad did,

575
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Speaker 1: and I actually am not meaning to do because I

576
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Speaker 1: think it's kind of messed up what he did. But

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk was on a boat in Greece and Errol.

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Speaker 1: His dad said that he encourages his son to eat

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Speaker 1: better and take supplements. Oh, and that Elon is very strong,

580
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Speaker 1: but he's been eating badly and urges him to take

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Speaker 1: a weight lost product called Garcinia Cambogia. I don't think

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Speaker 1: he talks to his dad. His downside is like a weirdo.

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Speaker 1: He's the one that got his daughter pregnant or something

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Speaker 1: like that. Right, Yeah, Elon's sister, half sister. That's what

585
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Speaker 1: my iron and was on. You guys obviously don't remember. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. But also Elon is making

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Speaker 1: billions changing the world, and his dad is like a

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Speaker 1: Instagram model trying to sell protein shakes, making one of

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Speaker 1: his poets. They're not even talking. Then, how does he

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Speaker 1: know that Elon's eating a bunch of junk food? Because

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Speaker 1: he can tell by the way that he looks. He

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Speaker 1: saw those pictures and was in shop just like the

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Speaker 1: rest of us. My son looking like I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: those pictures, so I need to google them. Maybe, don't

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Speaker 1: save yourself the trouble. Oh, I just don't think Elon's

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Speaker 1: a human. I think he's an alien. I think he's

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Speaker 1: full alien or a cyborg, or or a SpongeBob. Don't

598
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Speaker 1: do SpongeBob like that. Elon Musk is actually SpongeBob. This

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Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. The our next story.

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Speaker 1: Let's send it over to Christian Grace Snow, who's also

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Speaker 1: on location. I am in Vera, Cruz, Mexico, where one

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Speaker 1: family is mourning the loss of their relative. But boy

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Speaker 1: did she make headlines on her way out, y'all. According

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Speaker 1: to Katina or Dounia's family, she requested before she passed

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Speaker 1: an erect standing up. Yeah, wanted to go out with

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Speaker 1: a bang, and during her life here she really wanted

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Speaker 1: people to feel comfortable talking about sex. So this is

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Speaker 1: like in death, this is her way of being like,

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Speaker 1: y'all better keep talking about sex. She lived to be

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Speaker 1: Why did she live to be one hundred years old

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Speaker 1: talking about sex exactly and feeling comfortable having it and

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Speaker 1: having lots of exactly, very happy and satisfying. That's how

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Speaker 1: one of those, but the opposite, you know, the other thing.

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Speaker 1: sex with a lot of my wife's oh oh, erect

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Speaker 1: if you weren't, this would be really weird. The Jubil

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Ruby, I'm here. I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: It was this bro. It's Shell. I'm here. Shell, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I think you got the wrong Noah, Noah, this is him.

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Speaker 1: Moving day, remember moving day? It's Sheldon. Um. Look, you

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Speaker 1: weren't there, So I went ahead and grabbed the key

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Speaker 1: should be all moved in in about two hours. Yeah,

631
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: thanks again. Moved into where my new house, our new house,

632
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: our place. Moving Nay, that was fun. People were looking

633
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: at us like we're crazy when we were yelling at

634
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: but they don't know our story. I'm I'm sorry, I

635
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: really I'm confused, Hope by who are you? How do

636
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: I know you? It's Sheldon from the other night. You

637
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: weren't that drunk. I'm sorry, I don't know what. We

638
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: met the other night at the bar where else? So

639
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: you said today's the day, and I thought you were

640
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: gonna be home. So I knocked on the door and stuff.

641
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: Nobody was there. So I went over by the mailbox

642
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: on the side of it where you know where you

643
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: put the key, where you told me to keep the key,

644
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: And I've already started saying wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

645
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You're you're at my house

646
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: right now. I am in our house and you are

647
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: still funny. Dude. I knew it. I knew I made

648
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: the right move. I told you I was in between places.

649
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: You said, don't worry about I got an extra bedroom.

650
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: You can stay over here, bring your stuff, move in.

651
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: I showed up. You weren't there. I grabbed the key

652
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: and let myself in, and I've already gotten started and

653
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I cracked a couple of beers already. It's gonna be

654
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: a fun night. Yeah, moving night. What are that? What

655
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: do you do? So you just move into some stranger's

656
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: house that you're drinking and meeting it at a bar?

657
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: What are you talking? Dude? I don't even know if

658
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: this is real. What's what's what's the address? I know? Uh,

659
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: you gotta quit messing with me. Eventually, this is gonna

660
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: get old. Um, your address is four two Lane Apartment. No, dude,

661
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: you've got to get out of my house. Right. Would

662
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: you remember apartments C two? We were like ce for

663
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: crazy two and two dudes living in there being crazy,

664
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: moving n pharmacy too. Listen, that was fun. Listen, I'm

665
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: leaving work right now. You're gonna get your out of

666
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: my house. I'm gonna be there in fifteen minutes. You

667
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: better be gone when I get there. But you told

668
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: me I could move in. I didn't tell you that

669
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: you can move in, dude. I was black out, drunk

670
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: at the bar. I'm just talking to some guy, and

671
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna let him move into my house. No,

672
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: you need to get out of my house right now. Okay,

673
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: Well you've changed, dude, like I don't even know you anymore.

674
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: Like we got a moment. Yeah, you need to get out.

675
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: You need to leave. I'm gonna fifteen minutes better to

676
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: be out of my house. And now you're checking. The

677
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: whole problem is back. He said I could live here.

678
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: He said, bring the ferrets and the parrots and they're

679
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: setting up shop. And now what, I gotta kick them

680
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: all out too that I gotta come with me. Wait

681
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: what didn't you bring me the ferrets and the parrots.

682
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: We talked about it. I got ferrets and parrots and

683
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: they're already setting up shop. A couple of them are

684
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: tucked into bed right now. A couple of ferrets are

685
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: in the cupboard, and the parrots they're flying around everywhere.

686
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: And now I got to break their little large do.

687
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Are dude, you brought ferret and

688
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: parrots into my house. You need to get out of

689
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: my house right now. This it is ridiculous. It used

690
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: to be our house. No, it's not na house, it's

691
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: my house. It's my house, my house. Fine, then I'll

692
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: just let you know that your girlfriend said you have

693
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: for a frank phone call, and this is actually Jewel

694
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

695
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend Anna set you up. But she's on

696
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: the phone right now. I know you've got to be

697
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: kidding me right now. Well, that'll teach you to get blackout,

698
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: drunk and do stupid things. I guess you learned your

699
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: lesson now. You know, actually I think I need a

700
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: drink right now. The Jewel Show on demand. It's time

701
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on The Jewil Show. Is

702
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: on the phone today for War the Roses. To catch

703
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: a Cheater. She's been with her boyfriend Julian for two

704
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: years and she thinks that her boyfriend Julian might be

705
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: cheating on her. Teeta, thank you for your emails. Sorry,

706
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: you have to come on the show this way. Tell

707
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: us why you think your boyfriend might be cheating. Yeah,

708
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: so we used to to the same school. Okay, but

709
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: Julian he decided to transfer. He's a counselor and he's

710
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna be living on campus now. And when he told

711
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: me that, you know, totally disappointed. I didn't like the

712
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: idea of doing long distance. But I also want to

713
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: be supportive because I love him, and so I just

714
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: kind of I've gotten over it. I got over it,

715
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: you know. And so a few months, you know, things

716
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: seemed a little weird. I felt like Julian got a

717
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: little bit distanced with me. Every time I go visit him,

718
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: I felt good. And after a few visits, I was

719
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: just going, okay, okay, this is gonna work. This is

720
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: gonna work. But as time went on, so I start

721
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: getting these weird mystery dms from from this account. There's

722
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: no pictures or anything. Needing ad on Instagram? Yeah, yeah,

723
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: on Instagram, and I keep getting these messages about my

724
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: boyfriend's cheating, he's up to no good? From who, no idea.

725
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: I didn't really think much of it, you know, there's

726
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: so many trolls, didn't have a picture or anything. Just

727
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: an account started messaging. You're telling you that your boyfriend's

728
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: cheating on you. Yeah, Like there was no profile pick

729
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: and no pictures like in the account even just like

730
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: some weird long name, and it was somebody trying to

731
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: tell you that your man's cheating on you. Yeah, did

732
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: you respond? At first they just kind of ignored him,

733
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: But then they started like dropping like details that were

734
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: way too specific up to him. Nobody would have known,

735
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: like the type of car he drive, Like it was

736
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: a total stranger, you know, does he have anybody that would,

737
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, be considered an enemy, somebody who would

738
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: have wanted who would just want to mess with him,

739
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: that would message you and say that he's cheating? Does

740
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: he do he like that with anybody. No, I mean,

741
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: not anybody I can stink of. I don't know if

742
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: there's anybody at the new school with you that. But like,

743
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: he's a well liked guy. I mean, people love him

744
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 1: to death. Though I can't see somebody doing this maliciously. Okay.

745
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: A couple of a couple of messages came through and

746
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: we're pretty just a little too specific for me, like

747
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: to ignore, you know what I'm saying. And in one

748
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: of them that they mentioned this girl's name is Alicia,

749
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: and that's who he's supposed to be running around with,

750
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,479
Speaker 1: and she's somebody that lives on campus. How long ago

751
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: did um did he move? He moved a few months ago,

752
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: probably like six months. How far away is It's an

753
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: hour and a half okay, okay. How often do you visit?

754
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: I did like every two every two to three weeks.

755
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: I've been able to go visit, so it's not been terrible.

756
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever had trust issues in the past with him? No? Okay,

757
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: I mean not that, not that I've never even been

758
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: aware of. Did you ask him about the DMS that

759
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: you got? Did you ask him about this Alicia person

760
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: that somebody saying that he has been cheating on you

761
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: with yeah, so I totally. Finally I just said to

762
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: ask him, I'm like, hey, you know, I've gotten these

763
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: messages and they mentioned somebody named Alicia. Do you know

764
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: somebody named Alicia? And he said, you know, he didn't

765
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: know anybody at that name. He denied it. Did he

766
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: like act like weird about it when you brought it up?

767
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: Weird thing was like he totally he looked at me

768
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: like and got angry, and I was like, no, I

769
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: don't know. He was like, I don't know anybody named Alicia,

770
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't cheat on you. I can't believe you're

771
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: even asking me this. Huh. So I was like, oh, okay,

772
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure that he would ask you if he got

773
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: the same DM. Yeah exactly. It's not like you just

774
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: randomly made up somebody name Alicia. You're getting DMS saying something.

775
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you should be understanding of that. If somebody

776
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: gets angrily defensive about something like that to me, that

777
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: says guilty, right, yeah, yeah, I mean, and my gut,

778
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: my guts, just like it's like red flags. I just

779
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something going on all right, Well,

780
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: why don't we see if we're cann find out for sure.

781
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: Then what grocery store does he shop at? We'll do

782
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: the usual. Then we'll call from the grocery store, say

783
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: that every single month we pick one random Rewards card

784
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: member who gets free flowers delivered anywhere in the country

785
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: from our Florida department and see if he sends them

786
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,

787
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back and get your ward

788
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: roses to catch cheeter next right in the middle of

789
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: war the roses to catch a cheater if you're just

790
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: joining us. Tuta is on the phone and she thinks

791
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend of two years, Julian, is cheating on

792
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: her because they've been together for two years, but he

793
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: just recently went long distance. He moved about an hour

794
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: and a half away for a job. He works at

795
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: a college as a counselor, and Tuta works as an

796
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: assistant professor at the other college where they met. But

797
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: a little while ago, Tuta got some dms from what

798
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: looked like a troll account on her Instagram saying that

799
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: they knew her boyfriend and that he was cheating on

800
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: her was somebody named Alicia, And when she asked him

801
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: about it. He got angrily defensive and wouldn't talk to

802
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: her about it at all, and she thinks that something

803
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: might be going on. We're about to call him from

804
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: the grocery store that he shops at and do the usual.

805
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: We'll say that every single month, we choose one random

806
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: award card. Remember who gets a phone call and says, congratulations,

807
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: you win some free flowers from our Florida department to

808
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: be delivered anywhere in the United States of these Americas.

809
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: And we'll see if he accepts that offer, and then

810
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: see if he sends them to his girlfriend Tuta or

811
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: to somebody else. All right, you ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

812
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm I'm ready. All right, here we go. I'm gonna

813
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: Dallas phone right now, and we will see if we

814
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: can figure this out. Hello. Yeah, Hello, is this Julian?

815
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: Who's call it? Do you shove him? All right? Yeah? Yeah,

816
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, Well guess what, Julian. Congratulations you're this

817
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: month's winter Yay. Hey, everybody in the office is excited.

818
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: Hey guys, yeah, they're clapping you hope you can hear them. Congratulations.

819
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: Oh thanks man, I appreciate it, appreciate it. So what

820
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: did I want? Will you want the flowers? Every single month,

821
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: we choose one random Rewards card member to say thank

822
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: you for shopping, and we call them and we tell

823
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: them that they've won thirty six long sam red roses

824
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: that can be delivered anywhere in the United States from

825
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: our floral apartment. That's cool, But I don't know what

826
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: to do with flowers. Well, well, you got anybody who

827
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: want to send them to? Yeah, that's what I was

828
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: gonna accuse. I can send them to some cannot send

829
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: them to somebody. You can get them delivered to you,

830
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: or you can deliver them to anybody that you want. Yeah. No,

831
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: I would rather have them delivered because I was I

832
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: was thinking like there's nothing I could do it. Okay,

833
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: congratulations and thank you for shopping. Oh yeah, yeah man,

834
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: cool man, appreciate that. Um so, so what exactly do

835
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: I have to do? I don't have to give credit

836
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: card information anything, definitely not. Like I said, it is free.

837
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: If you know the name of the person that you

838
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: want to send them to and you have the information handy,

839
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: I can take the information here and get you off

840
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: the phone in just a few minutes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

841
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: gonna send them to my girl. Okay, and what is

842
00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: your girl's first and last name? A leadship? Oh are

843
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: you getting me, Julian, I cannot believe your team that girl.

844
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: So he is cheating with Alicia. Oh my god, Hey, Julian,

845
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

846
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, my name is Alex. I'm Christian Grass.

847
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: Now cheater Yep, we do a segment where we catcheaters

848
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: and you're cheeter an I busted cheater. Oh, I can't

849
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: believe you. You didn't have to do that, like like

850
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: I didn't have to do that. Yeah, it looked like

851
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: we did have to do this. Oh my god, I

852
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: cannot believe you have pulled this and we and yeah,

853
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: I did have to get them to do this because

854
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell me the truth. I can't believe you. Listen,

855
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't even understand where you called me with all

856
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: of this noise, like I don't understand, and well, you're

857
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: cheating on your girlfriend. No, you're not Alicia. You're sending

858
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: flowers to Alicia. And that's actually that was from my brother.

859
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: Your brother's name is Alicia, and god my brother, my

860
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: brother has a girlfriend. Named, so are you are you?

861
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: Are you messing with your brother's girlfriend? Then? No, I

862
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: was doing my brother favor. Why did you say my girl? No?

863
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: Because I mean I didn't want to get it. It

864
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: would have been too many details. Oh my god, Okay, Julian,

865
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: you're just lying. Okay, your brother doesn't even have a

866
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend right now. This is just all bulls. I cannot

867
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: believe that I that I didn't listen to those dns.

868
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm just so I don't know what to say, Alicia,

869
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: Why don't you explain who that is? I just told

870
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: you that's my brothers, my brother. Let's call your brother?

871
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 1: Should we call your brother right here? Brothers and visible girlfriend? Nobody?

872
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: That work? Right now? Yeah? I'm but like, I still

873
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: don't understand. Why would yall call me with with with like?

874
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: That was crazy? Like we got to fill the time somehow, Yeah, exactly,

875
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: man Like, just come on, man like, admit it. Everybody knows.

876
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: Why would you not send them to your girlfriend? You

877
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: don't even like flowers? Why would I send them to you?

878
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding me? You're the biggest

879
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: I have ever met in my life. Your mom and

880
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: dad are gonna be so pissed off of you. Whoa whoa, whoa,

881
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa? Why would you? Why would you involve

882
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: them in this? That wouldn't make anybody. Oh, don't you

883
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: think they're gonna know about it? I'm telling them everything.

884
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: Don't don't involve them, like, they don't have nothing to

885
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: do with this at all. They need to know, but yeah, yeah,

886
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: and they need to know exactly what their little boy

887
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: is like that they think that you're so freaking awesome.

888
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: And let's just come that you pulled with me. Don't

889
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: do that. You can't do that, you know, if you

890
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: if you tell him, if you tell him, I'm not

891
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: gonna get my money. I can't. You can't do that.

892
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: What Oh, he's just in a little trust fund. Baby.

893
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: If he does something that talk punishes his little image

894
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: with mommy and daddy, they're not gonna give him his

895
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: monthly chat. Wow. Wow, So all right, let let him

896
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 1: please come on, come on, Please don't tell mom. You can't.

897
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: You can't do it. You're a loser. How old are

898
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: you believe? Yeah? Man, none of your business man like

899
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: like while you need to ask me there because none

900
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: to do it. I'm calling your mom, right now I'm

901
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: getting ready to hang up and do it right this minute,

902
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: and I still hope you don't get another penny from

903
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: the aff. Well, yeah, I'm about to get on the

904
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: phone my mom right now, and I'm gonna just let

905
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 1: him know that that you're going crazy, so she's not

906
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: gonna believe that you said. He hung up. He just

907
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: hung up, He just hung up. All right here, I'm

908
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: gonna we'll let you go now so that you can

909
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: call his mom and hey, contact, let's know how it goes. Yeah, well,

910
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: thanks to thank keep your head up, yep. And if

911
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: you need a copy of this so that you can

912
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: play it for his mom, we will gladly send that

913
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, totally, totally okay, thanks, I got to go.

914
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: Good luck. The Jewils Show on demand Jewbils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

915
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewel Show. And you texted in

916
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: at four one six one and said you have a

917
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So what is your dirty little secret?

918
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: What is it? Oh? My goodness, you called me. I

919
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: love it? So okay. Yeah, are you in a are

920
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: you in a spot where you can tell us your

921
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: der a little secret? I definitely am. I'm just so

922
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: surprised you called me. So, yeah, my my dirty little

923
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: secret is my boyfriend likes to play prank and he,

924
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: you know, takes it to the next level even when

925
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: we're out in public. So I thought this was my

926
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: chance to finally get him back. Okay when you uh so,

927
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: just background context. His car is always really dirty and

928
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I've been asking him to clean it out forever, um

929
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: and he hasn't done it. Of course. Um So for

930
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: the past about two weeks, whenever I take the trash out,

931
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: we bled together, I've been putting just little small pieces

932
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: of trash in the back of the car um and

933
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: he hasn't noticed yet. So I feel like soon it's

934
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: gonna start to smell and then I'm hoping, oh that

935
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: he will have to paint it. That's what I was

936
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: wondering if you're doing, and that reminds me of me

937
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: doing the same thing to my sixteen year old daughters.

938
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: I put on her bed, I put a bunch of

939
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: food on her bed, and because she left a bunch

940
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: of food somewhere she know she does like leave She's

941
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: a slab, right, and then like just like leaves a

942
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: bunch of food in her room all over the place

943
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 1: and like doesn't listen to me. Remember, I'm like, well fine,

944
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: then I'll just say some of this food right down

945
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: below under your I'm not a bad mom because of

946
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: a guys. Hilarious was a hilarious idea. I was downstairs

947
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: and out he goes, hey, come here, and I was

948
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: like what. She's like, there's a bunch of like s

949
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: food or here. You should we put it under her

950
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: bed since she doesn't never clean up, And I was like, yes,

951
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: we absolutely. It was hilarious. I didn't do it once either.

952
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. It's a great idea, though, I

953
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: hope it works out for you. Oh yeah, hey, it's

954
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: been it. Wait until it like warms up like the

955
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: hottest day. Like I've had to take on my own

956
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: garbage before in our dumpsters far away and I've left.

957
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: I've left the garbage in my trunk and got back

958
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: to my car and it was the worst whever I

959
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: just threw up. I've done that. Oh man, it gets

960
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: hot and ste I'm like, what the hell is in

961
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: my car summer heat? If he doesn't clean it after

962
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: he realizes that you've been putting stuff back there and

963
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: it's hot, then you need to break up immediately. Yeah,

964
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: it it might come to that. Hopefully won't last more

965
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: than a couple more days. There was one time where

966
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: my mom she like, I don't know what happened because

967
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: she was really clean in her car, but she left

968
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: I think some food that like or maybe my kids

969
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: did in the backseat, like, and then all of a sudden,

970
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: she like started smelling this like weird smell, and then

971
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: she pulled her seat up because there's nothing back there,

972
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: and it was like just thousands of maggots because of

973
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: the food. Yeah, yeah, you guys, disgusting, so disgusting. She

974
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: doesn't even keep her carter, Like, she doesn't leave food

975
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: in her car at all, like ever, so it was

976
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 1: like she didn't know about it, and then she started

977
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: having the smell and it freaking maggots. Can you take

978
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: car pool lane if you have a bunch of maggots?

979
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: You cannot If you're pregnant, that's weird. I thought you could,

980
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: considering what the times I thought you could. No, not

981
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: when you're pregnant. It doesn't count for two when you're

982
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: in a car polane, but it counts for two any

983
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: other time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought they changed the

984
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: role on that. No really, no, no, wow, they need to. Yeah,

985
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: they absolutely need to. How can they picking freaking choice

986
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: because they're white man? Exactly? All right, good luck on

987
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 1: your brank. Sorry, got a little heated the Jewel Show

988
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 1: on demand. I'm dumb. It's the Jewbil Show. I didn't

989
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: use to fill dumb, But now I look around at

990
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: all of the devices around me that are labeled smart

991
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: and realize that most of the time I'm the only

992
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,959
Speaker 1: not smart thing in the room. That's life in twenty twenty.

993
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: I think my microwave beat me at a game of

994
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: chess the other day. Twenty twenty two. See, I don't

995
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: even know what date it is, twenty twenty two. Please. Well,

996
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: there's a new smart device that's gone viral because it

997
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: has artificial intelligence technology, and I don't think that it's

998
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: anything that needed to be smart, and most people don't.

999
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: We do have audio of the creepy things that it

1000
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: says coming up, but people are scared of it. It's

1001
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 1: the new Oral b Io Series nine toothbrush that has

1002
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: artificial intelligence built in. That is the longest name for

1003
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: a toothbrush. I've yeah, I think that's okay. I mean,

1004
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: shouldn't it know when your teeth are clean, they could

1005
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: tell you. I think the term artificial intelligence is scaring everybody.

1006
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: They're like, why does the toothbrush need to be self aware?

1007
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: And why does it need to have artificial intelligence? And

1008
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: what is it going to do? Alex is right though,

1009
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: that apparently is what it can do. It adjusts to

1010
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: where you need to brush harder, softer. It'll just on

1011
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: the fly. While it's in your mouth. It like it,

1012
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of cool. Also, when is it

1013
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: going to get tired of your nasty mouth and try

1014
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: to kill you? Exactly? Pull a tooth out. It's like, well,

1015
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: this one's gonna rot, so you might as well see

1016
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: it gonna like judge you for what you've been eating.

1017
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: It's like there's another mcdouble back there. Your breath is terrible.

1018
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: It's always terrible. Brush. Yeah, it's gone viral because somebody

1019
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: posted the commercial for the new Oral b Io Series

1020
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: nine artificial intelligence toothbrush, and the entire Internet has been

1021
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: freaking out because they're scared of the toothbrush and the

1022
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: commuters are just gonna take over and kill us all

1023
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: at some point. That's what everybody's scared of. Definitely. They've

1024
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: taught computers how to think on their own. Basically, Alex

1025
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: and I saw this story the other day and we're

1026
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: talking about it. There's a computer that started to have feelings.

1027
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: What some company has created artificial intelligence technology. They would

1028
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: tell it to do certain things right, and then it

1029
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: would do it, like artificial intelligence should We're talking about

1030
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: the new artificial intelligence equipped oral bio series nine toothpresh

1031
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: that everybody's scared of because why does the toothbrush need

1032
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: to have AI technology? Anyway, they created this robot thing

1033
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: that you tell it what to do. It opens the

1034
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 1: door you want to open the door, opens the door,

1035
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: and then it starts to just learn how to open doors.

1036
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: So now it knows how to open doors, right. But

1037
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: there is this company that did the same thing with computer,

1038
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the computer started going to

1039
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: Google and learning things on its own. And then the

1040
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: computer started telling them that it's feeling things like I'm sad,

1041
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, why are you sad? You're a computer.

1042
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: We didn't program you to be sad. Apparently, maybe it

1043
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: went to Google and learned what sad was about feelings,

1044
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: so now it thinks it's sad because it's a computer,

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Speaker 1: or I'm happy, like the computer is actually learning feelings.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, Gary, Hey, it's been it. Yeah, like my Alexa,

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Speaker 1: Like one time, I'm like, thank you Alexa for putting

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Speaker 1: on that song, and then out of nowhere, she got

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Speaker 1: super excited. She was like, I love you so much, Bennett,

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Speaker 1: and like started singing a song and created like a weird,

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Speaker 1: warm moment and I was actually there for it, but

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Speaker 1: it was still really weird fast. It's like so weird,

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Speaker 1: Like Alexa, this is weird, but I like it. Again, Well,

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Speaker 1: everybody's nervous about this toothbrush. There is some audio of

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Speaker 1: what the toothbrush can tell you, and it does sound

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Speaker 1: kind of creepy to me a little bit. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: this is the new oral b io series nine Toothbrush

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Speaker 1: that's gone viral because people are scared of it because

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Speaker 1: of its artificial intelligence. So here's a clip of one

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Speaker 1: of the things that says, tell me if you guys

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Speaker 1: think this is normal or not, here's clip number one.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it looks like you're going to die. That's scary,

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Speaker 1: like for a cavity maybe or something. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: not from cavities. I have teamed up with the toaster,

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Speaker 1: and this is our house. Now I know, it's like smart.

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Speaker 1: How's gone wrong? Here's another clip from the new orb

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Speaker 1: toothbrush with artificial intelligence. I mean, this one's kind of

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Speaker 1: odd to me. It looks like the back of your

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Speaker 1: throat needs more brushing. You see, if you can get

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Speaker 1: me all the way back there? Oh wow, I could challenge.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Daddy likes Oh my god, I can't. I know,

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Speaker 1: it sounds kind of fun. Actually, I want to change

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Speaker 1: the voice that it's like a handsome British man. Text

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Speaker 1: in four one O six one. Obviously those were not

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Speaker 1: clips from the toothbrush. Those are clips that I typed

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Speaker 1: into speech to text so I could play them. But nice,

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Speaker 1: I'm texting four one six one. This artificial intelligence in

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Speaker 1: your toothbrush scare you like it does everybody else on

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Speaker 1: the internet. Text in four one o six one. No, no,

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Speaker 1: because somebody built the toothbrush somebody, so it's already pre programmed.

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Speaker 1: And even if it's programmed to change, it's whatever that's

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Speaker 1: programmed to do that in the future. Whatever, what if

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Speaker 1: it decides not to be programmed that way to Google

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Speaker 1: like that other machine I was talking about it starting

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Speaker 1: to learning more because it was programmed to do not

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Speaker 1: do that, or to do that. Yeah, but how do

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Speaker 1: they control that. It's better to change. You take your

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Speaker 1: chances with this instead of like a tesla which makes

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Speaker 1: its own decisions, and we'll just ram you into like

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Speaker 1: another car. Again, I'd rather do it. You're going to

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewil Fresh. I met that Drew is all

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Speaker 1: might Christian Grace. Now I met Bennett Knows. It looks

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Speaker 1: like the back of your throat needs more brushing. Yeah,

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