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<v Speaker 1>makes for a fun first date. Putting on somebody else's disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>sweat stained shoes, what you and then putting your fingers

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<v Speaker 1>in bacteria filled holes, drinking really crappy beer out of

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<v Speaker 1>glasses that probably haven't been washed in months. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about bowling. Bowling is always a great first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy's on the phone and apparently that's what he did

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<v Speaker 1>on his first date from a girl who's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. Now, what's up, Tommy? Hey, he really set

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<v Speaker 1>you up for a real romantic setting there, buddy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you make me sound like a chump. Yeah, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a chump. That's just what bowling is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>full of bacteria, full of bacteria. You know what, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a pretty good idea for a

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<v Speaker 1>first day. I think it's a great idea, there's an activity,

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<v Speaker 1>there's alcohol, you can't go wrong. I wasn't saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was a bad idea. I just said it's disgusting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's still fun. I bowled myself, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know then I d louse after. But you know they

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<v Speaker 1>always ray that stuff in the shoes first. Yeah, anything,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's just deodorizer. Yeah, all right, before we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about your actual day, tell us a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl you want to call to day. What's

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<v Speaker 1>her name. Her name's Hope, Hope, okay, And I did

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<v Speaker 1>have Hope, And how did you meet her? She was

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<v Speaker 1>tagged in an Instagram photo I like, and she just

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<v Speaker 1>looked really hot. She had a great smile and she

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<v Speaker 1>had a great body, and so I DMed her, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I messaged her and she responded that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>modern romance, right. Yeah. So then you guys went bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously that's what your email said. How was bowling? It

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<v Speaker 1>was low key. We got some fries, we got that

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<v Speaker 1>bad beer that you were talking about. Um, there was

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<v Speaker 1>only one fit that kind of was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing to tell the truth. Um, you know, we get

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<v Speaker 1>shoes or whatever, and we go and we're like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go pick out our balls. And I come back. I

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<v Speaker 1>got like an eleven or twelve, I can't remember. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got like a fourteen or fifteen. She has a heavier

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<v Speaker 1>ball than I do. So you're embarrassed because she's stronger

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<v Speaker 1>than you are. Apparently, Well, I don't. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to say stronger. I just think maybe she's just a

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<v Speaker 1>better bowler than like that is a really heavy ball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought so, you know. And it's not like she's

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<v Speaker 1>like a bodybuilder or anything anyway. So there was a

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<v Speaker 1>moment there where I'm like, oh, really, you're throwing a fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you make fun of your small ball? Not small,

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<v Speaker 1>not small, just lighter? Like okay, did you make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of your lighter ball? Maybe a little bit, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. But it was always good nature, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was pretty funny. Okay. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that any woman has ever said I can't go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again he only bowls with an eleven pound ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually would argue with you on that. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that probably has been said before. If you were

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<v Speaker 1>super into bowling, I feel like somebody would care about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she good at bowling. Yeah, she was good, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it did turn her off. Maybe she's a big

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<v Speaker 1>time bowler and she's like, dude, I don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>She did beat me, but we did place a little

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<v Speaker 1>bet on the game, just for fun, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>lever one pays for like the next round. And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to kind of say I let her win,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would be kind of lying if I said that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she beat me all right again, but then I got

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for the drinks as well. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like perfect. It doesn't sound like anything that would turn

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<v Speaker 1>somebody off to me. No, me, neither. We had a blast,

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<v Speaker 1>so everything went well. Or was there anything else that

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<v Speaker 1>you feel I could have turned her off? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that was it. Like the conversation was flowing. Everything was great.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I asked if she wanted to go have

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<v Speaker 1>dinner or something, we were just having like cries and

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<v Speaker 1>drinks and I was thinking, like, yo, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go have dinner, As she said she already had plans after,

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<v Speaker 1>which to me was a little weird. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think some people do that just so that no,

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily, it could also be because they want to

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<v Speaker 1>like leave you wanting more and not spend all night

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<v Speaker 1>with you. You know, they have a good time, or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they have a really busy schedule and they just

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<v Speaker 1>can't fit in bowling anywhere else. Yeah, but usually those

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<v Speaker 1>people will call you back. It sounds like Tommy hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a call back. Trying to give hope for hope anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I thought we had a blast and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to keep going, and she had duck out, and so

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of what it was left. Okay, And have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard from her not yet, not at all. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And you've tried to reach out to her, yes, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm still got home. We're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of those yeah, Okay. I mean it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>built in, isn't it. Yeah, it is really easy, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's how we like to do things. So that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that. All right, we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? All right, man, hang on a good times

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<v Speaker 1>looking jubil in the morning date. There's that old saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the size that counts, but how you use it,

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<v Speaker 1>And today's second date update might actually prove that right,

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<v Speaker 1>because Tommy is on the phone, and Tommy thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>his date got screwed up because of the size of

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<v Speaker 1>his bowling ball, or should I say the weight of

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<v Speaker 1>his bowling ball. He met a girl named Hope on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram and they went bowling. He says, the only awkward

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<v Speaker 1>thing that he can think of about the experience was

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<v Speaker 1>when he grabbed his bowling ball and she grabbed hers,

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<v Speaker 1>and hers was like three pounds heavier, and she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of joked with him about it, and he thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe somehow that actually turned her off. She doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>a man with a light bowling ball. That cannot be it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so ridiculous, smoke, What else could there be?

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me that you're so perfect that there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else she could possibly find unattractive about you. Hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not perfect, but we had a really good time and

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only thing that I can think of that

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<v Speaker 1>was like an awkward moment. Okay, well we'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>We've heard weird things in the second day updates before.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows it could have been the color of bowling

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<v Speaker 1>Volute show, I hate blue. Yeah, you know, it could

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<v Speaker 1>have been my nose. My Now we're getting somewhere. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right

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<v Speaker 1>now and see if we can figure out why she

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<v Speaker 1>isn't calling you back. Here we go, Jessica. I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 1>right now, like right this second, I'm out the doors. Hello. Hello, Yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Hope. Wait, who's this? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you were expecting a Jessica though I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>was her. What you know, this isn't Jessica. I have

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<v Speaker 1>I do go by that name sometimes, but not in

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<v Speaker 1>these Okay, who are you guys? My name's Jewel from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio showy

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you're in a hurry a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but can you tell me what's happening. We'll try to

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<v Speaker 1>make this quick, Okay, Hope. Like I said, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. We do a segment on a show it's

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<v Speaker 1>called the Second Date Update. And we got an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you from a dude named Tommy that you went

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<v Speaker 1>bowling with. Oh okay, and I know that you are

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<v Speaker 1>probably pressed for time, so can we just have a

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<v Speaker 1>few minutes to ask you what happened with Tommy and

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<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling him back. I mean that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a that's a long story for me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell someone I don't know right now? Okay, well really is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like how long is it? I promise we won't keep

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<v Speaker 1>you on very long. We just want to know the

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<v Speaker 1>reason he's confused because he liked you. Okay, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you guys, but if you need to know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't like him. I found out he's a

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<v Speaker 1>flatter with her and I didn't like that. Wait what

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<v Speaker 1>did you just say? I'm sorry. I couldn't understand he's

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<v Speaker 1>a flat earther, Like he thinks the Earth is flat? Shut,

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<v Speaker 1>he is not a flat earth. Yeah. We went bowling

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<v Speaker 1>together and when I got my ball, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>Brent Blue ball, and you know, I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it looks like a globe. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like the Earth. And he goes, yeah, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>the Earth is flat a joke? No, I asked him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're joking, right, I was like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of laughed and he was like no, And he started

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<v Speaker 1>to give me fat like one weird obscure fact after

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<v Speaker 1>the other, and it just like turned me off, like completely,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be a definite reason I would not

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<v Speaker 1>call someone back. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like not trying to date a conspiracy theorist right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, you could go on another day and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about chem trails. You know, I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is, but I'm not. I'm sure. I'm sure Tommy does.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure Tommy knows all about it. Probably sure he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mention anything to us about you guys arguing about

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<v Speaker 1>whether the Earth was round or flat. Well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>argue with him. I just sort of like sat there

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<v Speaker 1>and listened, and then immediately it was like, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>just need to get out of this. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>get through this stage and get out of here. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I did. I think that's actually smart, because

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<v Speaker 1>those arguments never go anywhere exactly because logic is not

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<v Speaker 1>on his side. No, no, logic is not on my side.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, logic is not on all of your stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I need I had a field the conspiracy, like Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>hold hold one second time, hold up, hold up, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to see if Hope is still Hope. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you still there? Oh? My good? Yeah, yeah, that's Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's on the other line listening and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Yeah, I'm here. Why I'm here? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he wants to preach. I don't want to preach.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to teach first. He's not around, GLO,

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<v Speaker 1>what is going on right now? Yeah, I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, so now I know what's going on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why what? Sorry, Hope. That's how these things work, as

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<v Speaker 1>we ask you about the date, and then we reveal

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that the person is on the other line.

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<v Speaker 1>And in our defense, he didn't tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>flat earth thing, because if he had, we wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>called you. Yeah. Well, it's not a thing. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a flat earth thing. It's it's reality. It's what it is, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Every science text you see the Earth is round like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you you're just drinking that clue. You're just drinking

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<v Speaker 1>that clue due to the math. I have done all

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<v Speaker 1>the research a math serious. Yeah, I do have one question.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens at the edge of the earth if we're flat? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a wall of ice. It is a wall

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<v Speaker 1>of ice. It is flat, and then it ends to

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<v Speaker 1>a wall of ice. I actually have a friend who

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<v Speaker 1>has been there, photographic evidence of the wall. Look it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the only one that believes this guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a disturbing part. No, you know what. The disturbing

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<v Speaker 1>part is that you don't know the truth, like and

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<v Speaker 1>that you are just living in ignorance, I hope, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I know. This is why I didn't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>argue with you on the day, is because I knew

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<v Speaker 1>this is exactly what would happen, and you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hammer me with all these weird obscure You had a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of a friend of a friend who's seen this

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<v Speaker 1>wall of ice. I don't want he's my friend, he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually my friend, like my really good friends. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>do not care. This is what I wanted to avoid.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I didn't want to even use your eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Use your eyes, hope the world you use your eye,

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<v Speaker 1>you see, like a friend, the horizon is flat, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no arc. Okay, Okay, Tommy, you're in literally like speaking

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<v Speaker 1>to know. But like I'm not gonna be swayed to

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<v Speaker 1>like believe the earth is flat because you're arguing with me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like, have you been to space?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the round Earth. Have you been to space? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been to space, but I do have a

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<v Speaker 1>friend who's spend to space and he has seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean the friend that though the Wall of Ice. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a different friend. I have multiple friends that Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Okay, Tommy calmed down for just a second. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>calm like, I just know what's up flat Earth aside.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't how you're gonna be able to go on

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<v Speaker 1>dates with normal people. You can't just want to be

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<v Speaker 1>normal people. I know I'm a normal person, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>just arguing like you're arguing for these conspiracy theorios. This

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<v Speaker 1>is never going to get you any success, right, hope. No,

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<v Speaker 1>guys are the conspiracy theorist. I'm the one that just

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<v Speaker 1>knows what's up, like this round Earth thing. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I didn't want to go out. Every footage you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen of this whatever round Earth, it all comes

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<v Speaker 1>from NASA. It all comes from government stuff, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that proves the fact that we are

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<v Speaker 1>on a round Earth is NASA. Government. Don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just like Philly, like, I want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out before and I really don't want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you now, Like if you're just going to hammer

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<v Speaker 1>on about how you don't trust the government, Like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not just me, Oh my god, a list celebrities that

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<v Speaker 1>are that actually believe this thing too. It's not just

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<v Speaker 1>me that are. No, there's somebody from bon Jovi that

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like one of the members of bon Jovi.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that dude, I'm sold. Then That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>needed was to sign up. Hey, if bon Jovi co

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<v Speaker 1>signed something, I'm all in. I'm not a weird though.

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<v Speaker 1>You just need to realize that I have the knowledge. Okay, well, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's because we're all in the illuminati. Who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get me started, all right, that's I do not

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<v Speaker 1>want to get started. The point of this whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>is not to argue whether the Earth is round or flat,

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you can get a second date with Hope. So, Hope,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Tommy on another date?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it with money made up from

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<v Speaker 1>the government. Absolutely not. Oh yeah, I couldn't either, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I don't want to waste my time

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<v Speaker 1>with closed minded people, you know, like I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to spend my time with people that know

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<v Speaker 1>it's up, that are actually thinking and can look behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes and know what's actually going on in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what, hope have fun living in your

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy round world. Um, and I'm gonna be in I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be in reality over here. But good luck, Okay, thanks, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope you and the member of Bond Jogie

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<v Speaker 1>have fun bawling some bad peers and tell to so,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, have a good time with that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say sorry you didn't get a second date, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think you're glad you didn't get a second No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. All right. Oh, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your time. I know you were rushed. To appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>talking to us though. Thanks. Can I go now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good, Thank you, and all right, Tommy, be sure

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<v Speaker 1>to email us anytime, No, anytime. I'll keep you guys updated.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys updated, do it? Yeah? I live along and

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<v Speaker 1>prosper buddy broken jupil in the morning.