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Speaker 1: makes for a fun first date. Putting on somebody else's disgusting,
Speaker 1: sweat stained shoes, what you and then putting your fingers
Speaker 1: in bacteria filled holes, drinking really crappy beer out of
Speaker 1: glasses that probably haven't been washed in months. Of course,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about bowling. Bowling is always a great first date.
Speaker 1: Tommy's on the phone and apparently that's what he did
Speaker 1: on his first date from a girl who's not calling
Speaker 1: him back. Now, what's up, Tommy? Hey, he really set
Speaker 1: you up for a real romantic setting there, buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you make me sound like a chump. Yeah, maybe you
Speaker 1: sound like a chump. That's just what bowling is. It's
Speaker 1: full of bacteria, full of bacteria. You know what, though,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a pretty good idea for a
Speaker 1: first day. I think it's a great idea, there's an activity,
Speaker 1: there's alcohol, you can't go wrong. I wasn't saying it
Speaker 1: was a bad idea. I just said it's disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's still fun. I bowled myself, but you
Speaker 1: know then I d louse after. But you know they
Speaker 1: always ray that stuff in the shoes first. Yeah, anything,
Speaker 1: I think that's just deodorizer. Yeah, all right, before we
Speaker 1: talk about your actual day, tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about the girl you want to call to day. What's
Speaker 1: her name. Her name's Hope, Hope, okay, And I did
Speaker 1: have Hope, And how did you meet her? She was
Speaker 1: tagged in an Instagram photo I like, and she just
Speaker 1: looked really hot. She had a great smile and she
Speaker 1: had a great body, and so I DMed her, you know,
Speaker 1: like I messaged her and she responded that sounds like
Speaker 1: modern romance, right. Yeah. So then you guys went bowling,
Speaker 1: obviously that's what your email said. How was bowling? It
Speaker 1: was low key. We got some fries, we got that
Speaker 1: bad beer that you were talking about. Um, there was
Speaker 1: only one fit that kind of was a little bit
Speaker 1: embarrassing to tell the truth. Um, you know, we get
Speaker 1: shoes or whatever, and we go and we're like, let's
Speaker 1: go pick out our balls. And I come back. I
Speaker 1: got like an eleven or twelve, I can't remember. She's
Speaker 1: got like a fourteen or fifteen. She has a heavier
Speaker 1: ball than I do. So you're embarrassed because she's stronger
Speaker 1: than you are. Apparently, Well, I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: to say stronger. I just think maybe she's just a
Speaker 1: better bowler than like that is a really heavy ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought so, you know. And it's not like she's
Speaker 1: like a bodybuilder or anything anyway. So there was a
Speaker 1: moment there where I'm like, oh, really, you're throwing a fourteen?
Speaker 1: Did you make fun of your small ball? Not small,
Speaker 1: not small, just lighter? Like okay, did you make fun
Speaker 1: of your lighter ball? Maybe a little bit, maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit. But it was always good nature, you know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty funny. Okay. I don't think
Speaker 1: that any woman has ever said I can't go out
Speaker 1: with him again he only bowls with an eleven pound ball.
Speaker 1: I actually would argue with you on that. I feel
Speaker 1: like that probably has been said before. If you were
Speaker 1: super into bowling, I feel like somebody would care about that.
Speaker 1: Was she good at bowling. Yeah, she was good, so
Speaker 1: maybe it did turn her off. Maybe she's a big
Speaker 1: time bowler and she's like, dude, I don't have any
Speaker 1: She did beat me, but we did place a little
Speaker 1: bet on the game, just for fun, you know, like
Speaker 1: lever one pays for like the next round. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I want to kind of say I let her win,
Speaker 1: but I would be kind of lying if I said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she beat me all right again, but then I got
Speaker 1: to pay for the drinks as well. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like perfect. It doesn't sound like anything that would turn
Speaker 1: somebody off to me. No, me, neither. We had a blast,
Speaker 1: so everything went well. Or was there anything else that
Speaker 1: you feel I could have turned her off? I mean
Speaker 1: that was it. Like the conversation was flowing. Everything was great.
Speaker 1: But when I asked if she wanted to go have
Speaker 1: dinner or something, we were just having like cries and
Speaker 1: drinks and I was thinking, like, yo, you want to
Speaker 1: go have dinner, As she said she already had plans after,
Speaker 1: which to me was a little weird. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think some people do that just so that no,
Speaker 1: not necessarily, it could also be because they want to
Speaker 1: like leave you wanting more and not spend all night
Speaker 1: with you. You know, they have a good time, or
Speaker 1: maybe they have a really busy schedule and they just
Speaker 1: can't fit in bowling anywhere else. Yeah, but usually those
Speaker 1: people will call you back. It sounds like Tommy hasn't
Speaker 1: gotten a call back. Trying to give hope for hope anyway,
Speaker 1: Like I thought we had a blast and I wanted
Speaker 1: to keep going, and she had duck out, and so
Speaker 1: that's kind of what it was left. Okay, And have
Speaker 1: you heard from her not yet, not at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: And you've tried to reach out to her, yes, but
Speaker 1: you know, I'm still got home. We're gonna do a
Speaker 1: lot of those yeah, Okay. I mean it's kind of
Speaker 1: built in, isn't it. Yeah, it is really easy, and
Speaker 1: that's how we like to do things. So that's cool.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. All right, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, man, hang on a good times
Speaker 1: looking jubil in the morning date. There's that old saying
Speaker 1: it's not the size that counts, but how you use it,
Speaker 1: And today's second date update might actually prove that right,
Speaker 1: because Tommy is on the phone, and Tommy thinks that
Speaker 1: his date got screwed up because of the size of
Speaker 1: his bowling ball, or should I say the weight of
Speaker 1: his bowling ball. He met a girl named Hope on
Speaker 1: Instagram and they went bowling. He says, the only awkward
Speaker 1: thing that he can think of about the experience was
Speaker 1: when he grabbed his bowling ball and she grabbed hers,
Speaker 1: and hers was like three pounds heavier, and she kind
Speaker 1: of joked with him about it, and he thinks that
Speaker 1: maybe somehow that actually turned her off. She doesn't like
Speaker 1: a man with a light bowling ball. That cannot be it.
Speaker 1: That is so ridiculous, smoke, What else could there be?
Speaker 1: You're telling me that you're so perfect that there's nothing
Speaker 1: else she could possibly find unattractive about you. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not perfect, but we had a really good time and
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that I can think of that
Speaker 1: was like an awkward moment. Okay, well we'll find out.
Speaker 1: We've heard weird things in the second day updates before.
Speaker 1: Who knows it could have been the color of bowling
Speaker 1: Volute show, I hate blue. Yeah, you know, it could
Speaker 1: have been my nose. My Now we're getting somewhere. I think,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can figure out why she
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. Here we go, Jessica. I'm leaving
Speaker 1: right now, like right this second, I'm out the doors. Hello. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Hope. Wait, who's this? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you were expecting a Jessica though I thought this
Speaker 1: was her. What you know, this isn't Jessica. I have
Speaker 1: I do go by that name sometimes, but not in
Speaker 1: these Okay, who are you guys? My name's Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio showy
Speaker 1: sounds like you're in a hurry a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but can you tell me what's happening. We'll try to
Speaker 1: make this quick, Okay, Hope. Like I said, it's a
Speaker 1: radio show. We do a segment on a show it's
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update. And we got an email
Speaker 1: about you from a dude named Tommy that you went
Speaker 1: bowling with. Oh okay, and I know that you are
Speaker 1: probably pressed for time, so can we just have a
Speaker 1: few minutes to ask you what happened with Tommy and
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back. I mean that's like
Speaker 1: a like a that's a long story for me to
Speaker 1: tell someone I don't know right now? Okay, well really is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like how long is it? I promise we won't keep
Speaker 1: you on very long. We just want to know the
Speaker 1: reason he's confused because he liked you. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know you guys, but if you need to know,
Speaker 1: like I didn't like him. I found out he's a
Speaker 1: flatter with her and I didn't like that. Wait what
Speaker 1: did you just say? I'm sorry. I couldn't understand he's
Speaker 1: a flat earther, Like he thinks the Earth is flat? Shut,
Speaker 1: he is not a flat earth. Yeah. We went bowling
Speaker 1: together and when I got my ball, it was a
Speaker 1: Brent Blue ball, and you know, I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it looks like a globe. It looks
Speaker 1: like the Earth. And he goes, yeah, you know that
Speaker 1: the Earth is flat a joke? No, I asked him.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're joking, right, I was like kind
Speaker 1: of laughed and he was like no, And he started
Speaker 1: to give me fat like one weird obscure fact after
Speaker 1: the other, and it just like turned me off, like completely,
Speaker 1: and that would be a definite reason I would not
Speaker 1: call someone back. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just like not trying to date a conspiracy theorist right now.
Speaker 1: But wait, you could go on another day and talk
Speaker 1: about chem trails. You know, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: that is, but I'm not. I'm sure. I'm sure Tommy does.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Tommy knows all about it. Probably sure he
Speaker 1: didn't mention anything to us about you guys arguing about
Speaker 1: whether the Earth was round or flat. Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: argue with him. I just sort of like sat there
Speaker 1: and listened, and then immediately it was like, okay, I
Speaker 1: just need to get out of this. I need to
Speaker 1: get through this stage and get out of here. And
Speaker 1: that's what I did. I think that's actually smart, because
Speaker 1: those arguments never go anywhere exactly because logic is not
Speaker 1: on his side. No, no, logic is not on my side.
Speaker 1: No no, no, logic is not on all of your stuff.
Speaker 1: I need I had a field the conspiracy, like Tommy,
Speaker 1: hold hold one second time, hold up, hold up, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I need to see if Hope is still Hope. Are
Speaker 1: you still there? Oh? My good? Yeah, yeah, that's Tommy.
Speaker 1: He's on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, I'm here. Why I'm here? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he wants to preach. I don't want to preach.
Speaker 1: I just want to teach first. He's not around, GLO,
Speaker 1: what is going on right now? Yeah, I've been listening
Speaker 1: the whole time, so now I know what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why what? Sorry, Hope. That's how these things work, as
Speaker 1: we ask you about the date, and then we reveal
Speaker 1: the fact that the person is on the other line.
Speaker 1: And in our defense, he didn't tell us about the
Speaker 1: flat earth thing, because if he had, we wouldn't have
Speaker 1: called you. Yeah. Well, it's not a thing. It's not
Speaker 1: a flat earth thing. It's it's reality. It's what it is, dude.
Speaker 1: Every science text you see the Earth is round like this.
Speaker 1: Oh you you're just drinking that clue. You're just drinking
Speaker 1: that clue due to the math. I have done all
Speaker 1: the research a math serious. Yeah, I do have one question.
Speaker 1: What happens at the edge of the earth if we're flat? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a wall of ice. It is a wall
Speaker 1: of ice. It is flat, and then it ends to
Speaker 1: a wall of ice. I actually have a friend who
Speaker 1: has been there, photographic evidence of the wall. Look it off.
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one that believes this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a disturbing part. No, you know what. The disturbing
Speaker 1: part is that you don't know the truth, like and
Speaker 1: that you are just living in ignorance, I hope, Like
Speaker 1: I know. This is why I didn't even want to
Speaker 1: argue with you on the day, is because I knew
Speaker 1: this is exactly what would happen, and you're just gonna
Speaker 1: hammer me with all these weird obscure You had a
Speaker 1: friend of a friend of a friend who's seen this
Speaker 1: wall of ice. I don't want he's my friend, he's
Speaker 1: actually my friend, like my really good friends. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do not care. This is what I wanted to avoid.
Speaker 1: This is why I didn't want to even use your eyes.
Speaker 1: Use your eyes, hope the world you use your eye,
Speaker 1: you see, like a friend, the horizon is flat, there's
Speaker 1: no arc. Okay, Okay, Tommy, you're in literally like speaking
Speaker 1: to know. But like I'm not gonna be swayed to
Speaker 1: like believe the earth is flat because you're arguing with me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, have you been to space?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the round Earth. Have you been to space? No? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't been to space, but I do have a
Speaker 1: friend who's spend to space and he has seen it.
Speaker 1: You mean the friend that though the Wall of Ice. No,
Speaker 1: it's a different friend. I have multiple friends that Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, Tommy calmed down for just a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: calm like, I just know what's up flat Earth aside.
Speaker 1: This isn't how you're gonna be able to go on
Speaker 1: dates with normal people. You can't just want to be
Speaker 1: normal people. I know I'm a normal person, but you're
Speaker 1: just arguing like you're arguing for these conspiracy theorios. This
Speaker 1: is never going to get you any success, right, hope. No,
Speaker 1: guys are the conspiracy theorist. I'm the one that just
Speaker 1: knows what's up, like this round Earth thing. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know I didn't want to go out. Every footage you've
Speaker 1: ever seen of this whatever round Earth, it all comes
Speaker 1: from NASA. It all comes from government stuff, right, So
Speaker 1: the only thing that proves the fact that we are
Speaker 1: on a round Earth is NASA. Government. Don't believe it.
Speaker 1: This is just like Philly, like, I want to go
Speaker 1: out before and I really don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with you now, Like if you're just going to hammer
Speaker 1: on about how you don't trust the government, Like, it's
Speaker 1: not just me, Oh my god, a list celebrities that
Speaker 1: are that actually believe this thing too. It's not just
Speaker 1: me that are. No, there's somebody from bon Jovi that
Speaker 1: I think, like one of the members of bon Jovi.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that dude, I'm sold. Then That's all I
Speaker 1: needed was to sign up. Hey, if bon Jovi co
Speaker 1: signed something, I'm all in. I'm not a weird though.
Speaker 1: You just need to realize that I have the knowledge. Okay, well, Tommy,
Speaker 1: maybe it's because we're all in the illuminati. Who knows.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started, all right, that's I do not
Speaker 1: want to get started. The point of this whole thing
Speaker 1: is not to argue whether the Earth is round or flat,
Speaker 1: to see if you can get a second date with Hope. So, Hope,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Tommy on another date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it with money made up from
Speaker 1: the government. Absolutely not. Oh yeah, I couldn't either, because
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to waste my time
Speaker 1: with closed minded people, you know, like I just I
Speaker 1: just want to spend my time with people that know
Speaker 1: it's up, that are actually thinking and can look behind
Speaker 1: the scenes and know what's actually going on in the world.
Speaker 1: So you know what, hope have fun living in your
Speaker 1: fantasy round world. Um, and I'm gonna be in I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in reality over here. But good luck, Okay, thanks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I hope you and the member of Bond Jogie
Speaker 1: have fun bawling some bad peers and tell to so,
Speaker 1: you know, have a good time with that. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say sorry you didn't get a second date, Tommy,
Speaker 1: but I think you're glad you didn't get a second No,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. All right. Oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: your time. I know you were rushed. To appreciate you
Speaker 1: talking to us though. Thanks. Can I go now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're good, Thank you, and all right, Tommy, be sure
Speaker 1: to email us anytime, No, anytime. I'll keep you guys updated.
Speaker 1: You guys updated, do it? Yeah? I live along and
Speaker 1: prosper buddy broken jupil in the morning.