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Speaker 1: Prudy viral. What is it my stupid as grow on

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Speaker 1: the advisory It is advice. This context and language is

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Speaker 1: not suitable for children. Ship might be said that might

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Speaker 1: alone bloke. But guess what, it's funny. It's fun though.

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Speaker 1: We got see that in the building. See that all

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Speaker 1: the way from Cincing. Now see that with your staging.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be in New Year's with your stag. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna go straight back with your staging. Why your kids

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Speaker 1: do playing with your stag? Hold on your alternated on

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Speaker 1: work with your stag. Now you gotta try to cranky

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Speaker 1: fro with your staging. Here you're gonna be work with

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Speaker 1: your You ain't gonna, don't you saying you know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm being able to see what the ship to me

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Speaker 1: holding the look nigga talking about the hain't weak this ship.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I book your beach and I'll pay

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Speaker 1: that any time she coming, she gonna get off. Now,

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Speaker 1: in the aint. Then I might jump on the plane

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Speaker 1: and paula love take because I got the jokes on.

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Speaker 1: May be where you see me with it Africa. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling Joe's and difference. I went to German and felt

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Speaker 1: it felt so different. Ty ain't gonna win the German

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Speaker 1: and felt some different. Tint that smile, ain't they round?

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Speaker 1: But feel some different. I like more than weed. I

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Speaker 1: like it. I make bitches mad like DC Young flying down,

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Speaker 1: give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of

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Speaker 1: Girls asking you come of that pussy, baby, I don't

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Speaker 1: like asking if the pussy is real good? Thedn't please

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Speaker 1: don't give me some? But if the pussy it is great?

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Speaker 1: Didn't callos? Really won't someone that pussy? Girls? I don't

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Speaker 1: like and in't gotta smell. I want, I don't yell't

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Speaker 1: wasn't got sell, but I wasn't got a smell, but't

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Speaker 1: got boys a pretty ugly ask you gee, that was

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Speaker 1: just scraped blue, but you put that on the uglass.

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Speaker 1: You went and bought the paint for the barbar of

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Speaker 1: shirt bluglasding you let make it that brown and that yelling.

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Speaker 1: I'm about the these niggas out the knife, nig with

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Speaker 1: the hit. How like that, Nigga, My bick brother gave

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Speaker 1: me these chicks. Look due staring up, brother gave me

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Speaker 1: these I can tell your big brother gave you them. Jeys.

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Speaker 1: Nigger he passed them ships down like a motherfucker put

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Speaker 1: them on. Nigga, she got them kind of fast from

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Speaker 1: the civil rights. Look at her, she got a friend. Look,

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Speaker 1: I hate black bits. We know you know how God

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Speaker 1: damn like you had a graduation. I'm so proud of you, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Oh you folks, I'm gonna buy everything you call it

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Speaker 1: brings and chicken wings. Hang, when you get food stamps, nigga,

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Speaker 1: you know you're gonna get in a line when you

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Speaker 1: get food stamps. You know, nigga, you're gonna buy the

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Speaker 1: whole line? What buy? No lie hi by the whole life?

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Speaker 1: What was your ass when I was buying food using

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Speaker 1: my Look you just made up a whole food stamp anthem? Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's off the chains and chick This nigga really can't

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Speaker 1: him up here and spit his ram anyway. Niggers out

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Speaker 1: like it got ship in his throat. Sit your old

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Speaker 1: dads down for your fat ass choke. I mean, damn

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Speaker 1: funk wrong with you? Nigga looked like you take care

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Speaker 1: of pets at the zoo. You're looking real, Chris, and

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Speaker 1: The ship is so loose making nigger won't a holler. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't get shot, looking like you got the same ship

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Speaker 1: I don't see nothing wrong. Great, go ahead. She came

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Speaker 1: then I zoomed. Dan all that stomach that was hiding

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Speaker 1: Mental health is a real issue which is not often

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Speaker 1: first month subscription. Yeah down that town for real? I

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Speaker 1: bet a whole lot of things in't here's steel steel. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold check up for you lose your boys a better

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Speaker 1: quit fucking with me. I'll called child support because I

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Speaker 1: know we owe. Look at this nigger, you know he

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Speaker 1: owed he worked for him. Hey, yeah, he'd be in

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Speaker 1: the computer like yea delete delete delete, Come on, Charles,

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Speaker 1: you better to put that depositive. I see your profile. Hey,

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Speaker 1: he'd be calling Nigga's threaten. Look, you need to come seeming,

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Speaker 1: You need to come seeming. Yeah, yeah, crazy part about it.

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Speaker 1: He the head deacon in the church. Yeah, the knaptown.

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Speaker 1: You'll be a donor. When we leave here, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have meso. The ruf ain't finished in this bitch. You

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Speaker 1: already know. They just put this ship it is, so

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Speaker 1: you call how you feel? I said, nigger, how you feel? Hey,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something, chick o. I see a

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Speaker 1: over there with the big titties. Is she wearing a

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Speaker 1: green dress with the big old bress? Yes? Hell, you

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Speaker 1: may no TV pound me tell me, hey, may don't

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Speaker 1: him about being sound me And I didn't see big.

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Speaker 1: I bet it's gravy. They still got milk in them

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Speaker 1: from the nineteen eighties going down. Let me suck one.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee that the ship will be okay. Your titties

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Speaker 1: get big as you get older. I hear them from

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Speaker 1: the back and make a throw it over show that's

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Speaker 1: a real player bull there. Ay d c how you

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Speaker 1: talk them titties. If you do, then ground one like

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Speaker 1: and old man money and take it with the grab

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Speaker 1: the older like your old man money and take it

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Speaker 1: with and ground water like old mother, and take it

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Speaker 1: with crown down old like and take it. Hold up

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Speaker 1: your kids that came in, bitch, don sh it out.

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Speaker 1: And it comes to titties, I'm down for whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they long and seggon. I pushed them ships together. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't like the little girls with my chest. This

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Speaker 1: has gotta do this when they take selfish small titties,

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Speaker 1: you know what it, dude, We ain't tripping. We have

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Speaker 1: sucked them little titties too. Okay, No, I won't, No,

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Speaker 1: I won't, Okay, no, I want Sometimes little titties are street.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm sucking on the titties or

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Speaker 1: looking her heartbeat. Oh my god, I ain't looking a

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Speaker 1: little titty out. I'm straight. That's my rule when they

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Speaker 1: come to titties, just have to Hey, hey, ship, that's

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Speaker 1: my rule when it comes to the titties. Just have too.

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Speaker 1: If you got one, No, I fun with it. I

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Speaker 1: It will suck my mind up because I go and

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Speaker 1: reach it. It's nothing behind her. Yeah, it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be something right now. Got you beat damnit him making

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Speaker 1: eighty eight. That's why they can't take us nowhere. I

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Speaker 1: don't exactly that nigga behind that. That DJ Nigga is

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Speaker 1: an R and B saying nigga, I don't give a fun.

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Speaker 1: He had dreams of being and after seven they I

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Speaker 1: make up songs about shitty seen like what. I didn't

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Speaker 1: put my shirt inside to drive twice and it still

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Speaker 1: won't shrink. I didn't put my shirt inside to drive

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Speaker 1: twice and it still won't shrink. I got a big shirt,

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Speaker 1: x x x X didn't shirt exxxy be tall? Maybe

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Speaker 1: my shirt extra Hey, I said, I like it extra long? Yup? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need some shirt I can wear everywhere. Hey, he

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Speaker 1: got a car cover shirt on? He got a car

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Speaker 1: some other problems that he'd be facing. He got that

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Speaker 1: two thousand and five we're shopping at the gas station

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Speaker 1: was live. He was like, hey, you know it's fitting

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Speaker 1: a gold down defotel, got a show across town, and

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Speaker 1: now I'm about to get real fly. You already know

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Speaker 1: my shirt got to go past my thigh, said, lean

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Speaker 1: with it, rock with laying with it, rock with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm buy a long shirt and then mash ther slocks

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Speaker 1: with it. Hey, and it's coming up soon. Staying with

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Speaker 1: his big sister of playing for his own roll once

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Speaker 1: when a five he paid every week, can't have no

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Speaker 1: coming over, can't have no freaks. But that's okay. This

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Speaker 1: nigga grown and he got a curfew. That's why he

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Speaker 1: know my shirt, what you tell my shirt stay loose?

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Speaker 1: Still right my name on the orange juice because I

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Speaker 1: don't want my nephew drinking my ship dressed like two

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Speaker 1: years ago. The bitch, I'm still litt say I'm DJ

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Speaker 1: trouble g put my shirt come all the way past

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Speaker 1: my knee, staying in the naptown half town. My shirt

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Speaker 1: hanged out, I said, DJ trouble g. We know what

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Speaker 1: you do, show the fun to show up and water platinum,

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Speaker 1: fool booty because I know you got one in the closet.

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Speaker 1: It should have him down and gone. Where the old

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Speaker 1: ship his homie the man he got the jacket like

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Speaker 1: he is in the boot tank class. Okay, man, what

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Speaker 1: you know? Cash rules everything around me. Dot Bill y'all said,

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Speaker 1: the shirt is real long, real I said, dollar dollar Bill, y'all, dollars.

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Speaker 1: He said, a nigga's shirt is real long. Okay. See

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Speaker 1: they don't know about that coat because they see his shirt.

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Speaker 1: I say, how he on his shirt? He see how

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Speaker 1: he on his shirt? Whoa shirt? He go to sleep

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Speaker 1: in his shirt? Hey he tore a nap in his shirt? Hey,

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Speaker 1: the nigga trap in his shirt? He who play a

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Speaker 1: sack in his shirt? Hey he gotta wrap in his shirt?

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Speaker 1: Oh hey he haiding snacks in this ship. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know it worked in the shirt his shirt bringing the

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Speaker 1: hood bitches out. Bitch, shit your hand down. Do what

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Speaker 1: sit your little lads? Front fly on now z Hey,

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Speaker 1: she got a lace front, lace fucking telling telling because

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Speaker 1: the shape up looks just like a helmet. Okay, I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 1: her lace front looked like snake skin. Yeah, y'all talking

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Speaker 1: about her. We've out. I still like your little pretty

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Speaker 1: leave out lord. I get you pregnant and buy some

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Speaker 1: the knaptown nigga. Naptown nigger. That's a chubby asked nigga.

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Speaker 1: Eight fighters. Come on, we want looker's got me funked up?

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Speaker 1: the burn bear shirt uglanding. Yeah, they make it that

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Speaker 1: up the knife nick with the hit hoighlight. That nigger

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Speaker 1: put He was bagging for him too. He would like

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Speaker 1: be your new nickname, Jeans big Jane. All right, Jeane,

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Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? Her name is Shan. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, hold on, don't play no music. We want

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Speaker 1: D see see she's gonna sign the gospels all black business. No, WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I won't comeplain, So DC, let me give her introduction here,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen, is the SPA road

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Speaker 1: this thinking retarded. I won't complay. That's DC young fly

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Speaker 1: right there. We appreciate you all for coming out. We

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Speaker 1: to night and the night. You know, it took us

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Speaker 1: my girl, chantail right here, chantail right here. Haters, y'all

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Speaker 1: show us a little bit. She could be the future.

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Speaker 1: She could be the next cor Hold up, dccuse I

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Speaker 1: Y'all show us a little man. Black people. Now, they say,

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Speaker 1: don't interrupted in the room. No, you don't interrupt. How

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Speaker 1: you know you can't say? They talk about take your top?

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Speaker 1: Think we got all day. I won't complace. Don't say,

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Speaker 1: I don't say what do? Let her go believe be

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Speaker 1: it's look this African American idol right now. Now they

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Speaker 1: I won't complain. Stop complain. Go ahead, baby, Okay, her

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Speaker 1: How black churches go. You feel what I'm saying? Go ahead, baby, okay,

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Speaker 1: same DC and don't say ship. I'm gonna look at

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Speaker 1: Y'all the field with he Oh hell no, I won't complast. Listen,

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Speaker 1: here's I here's a spare hour row. Every cat that's

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Speaker 1: the funk man, bro, And you weren't scrape for the you'

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Speaker 1: it up? She can't straight out God damn in that town.

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Speaker 1: Y'all play. But first of all, I just want to

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Speaker 1: know one song start off like that, what song? Vote

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Speaker 1: guy like she we're going to night in my power

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Speaker 1: and hit the brakes. Uh, little funk that ran into

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Speaker 1: the building. We gotta find out somebody else to fix

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Speaker 1: this ship. Exactly nobody. We got nobody in this big

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Speaker 1: Hold up, chick, go back back back there, Chicos. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna sing on the way to you body in the knaptown.

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Speaker 1: Let's say they're fitting to get down. Hey, Oh what's up?

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Speaker 1: Light skip guy? Damn, what's up? What's up? Light skimming?

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Speaker 1: Baby ship? Don't get your chance? Fuck bro bro. Even

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Speaker 1: if she don't sing, her know she's so. She looked

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Speaker 1: like Gena from Martin back to Chicodamn, pretty hut that

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Speaker 1: looks like a Hawaiian sweet road money you can sing?

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Speaker 1: Hold up, hold up a pretty sat nervous Hold up, Ashley,

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Speaker 1: Hold up, you don't you don't need you don't gotta

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Speaker 1: like fox balls. We don't need to the walker up there,

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Speaker 1: fellas you should be clepping she got them yams. I'm

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Speaker 1: I hate blankits. We know you know how god like

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Speaker 1: you had a graduation. I'm so proud of you, bitch o.

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Speaker 1: You folks. You know she like dick. Her heels was clear.

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Speaker 1: She got them clear like one too. This is how

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Speaker 1: it's the wrong part of the church right here. I

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Speaker 1: made me too successful. Alright, we just complaint, all right,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go ahead with my niggas. Man, we

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Speaker 1: got ashleys. This give us a lord of something. Man.

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Speaker 1: What she talked about? What about me? You lons? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You talking about you lons? You competition? You sing like

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Speaker 1: you still got dick in your throat, ma'am. You can't

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Speaker 1: Let's give us a little of something. Baby. She got

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Speaker 1: to hold on to her friend. She ain't gonna hip

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Speaker 1: your asp like that girl. You sign saying something for us? Baby? Damn?

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Speaker 1: What I can't give a bit doing this room. Stop talking, baby,

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Speaker 1: there we go. Yeah, group, the group, that's real. I

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Speaker 1: Peter that bro shed he signed. Go ahead, baby's your

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Speaker 1: family handshake? How you know niggas can't do ship they

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Speaker 1: always find out basically, go ahead, back quite on the set,

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Speaker 1: all right, quite on the set. You're not embarrassment. Times

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Speaker 1: I feel like a motherless. Some times I feel like

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Speaker 1: a man the least. Okay, okay, she not. She made

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Speaker 1: about three songs, you know, And sometimes I feel what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do to it? Like a we said you

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Speaker 1: could say, we say you do to s hey, we

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Speaker 1: Times I feel like a maze the police cheel topy

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Speaker 1: like a man. You on your pad ship that little

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Speaker 1: first grade where it came about a tampon, that that's

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Speaker 1: just the coaching. Ain't safe when you wear a tampon

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Speaker 1: the pads and then walk around with the pamper. Oh

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Speaker 1: yeah big, I don't stock on that period. Pamper got

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Speaker 1: that period, got that period that you got those stockings.

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Speaker 1: I don't fok with no stockings, bitch, see your hand

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Speaker 1: down That mean your ass too? Oh for me? Big

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Speaker 1: got stock same color and the league she got stock stockings,

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Speaker 1: stock stocking. I've been with Christmas. Stop. Can't you know

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Speaker 1: they're still amazed stocking. Man, I've been had to put shows.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for letting that for a sick harass. You

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Speaker 1: had to put on some extra skindee. They see they

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Speaker 1: see that setting, Lucy take them stockings all boy, them

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Speaker 1: legs don't go like there dove about that dress up?

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Speaker 1: Thank you about the fucking like what the fun got?

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Speaker 1: The handle is blocking before it's got an extra skin.

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Speaker 1: Y'alls be looking at all that. I don't be doing nothing,

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Speaker 1: and you sacked it with that skin. Though, I still

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00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: fun you that I put a hole in their mother.

418
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm some pusson. I'll be walking around naked just saying grace,

419
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: thank you Lord for this blessing I'm about to receive.

420
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: You know, not what I won't but what I need. Yep,

421
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: And you have been walking around your girl how naked

422
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: and her kids ain't know. Come on, we had to

423
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: run got down to the bedroom. I don't get you

424
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: know what I got to stop get I gotta stop

425
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: eating bitches kids snacks. Man. I am famous for that ship.

426
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: I will suck your son lunch ab up man. I

427
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: don't y'all got them good at lunch with my mom.

428
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: May never buy me them ships. I'd be like, oh,

429
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: we got the piece of one, this niggas gonna be.

430
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: I'll take the whole box of caps. I don't get

431
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: before quick like a can of God Damn billlow that

432
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: motherfucker right on up in the car. Let me sliding

433
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's I ain't never felt handsome into a girl

434
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: texting me. One time she said, I got my stamps,

435
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: Come over here and eat. Oh. I was like, oh,

436
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: haunseling any time one of the chow Yeah, anybody here

437
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: here's still get food stamps. Boy, that little card, Oh

438
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: my god, I wish I still got I wish I

439
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: still got him too. Nigger. I used to be saying,

440
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: my motherfucker's six on the dollar. Nigga, nigga, what you

441
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: want you at eight? I need sixty? You want I

442
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: need you? Text your taxing. You're talking right, and get

443
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: that some money and they get interesting you're talking about

444
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: I can never once you factor in the cost of inflation.

445
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: You can't really get but like forty five, I was

446
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: for a hundred work foods. I don't get a funk.

447
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: Don't buy nothing for me. Then you just get tweeted

448
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: all with me. Man, I never sold mine. I used

449
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: to be in the motherfucking grocery store with the with

450
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: the stand of live music walking when I played bunt

451
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: hunt dunt dune, dunt dunne dune dune, dune dune dun Dude,

452
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: Captain crunch, dude, frost and flakes, dude, don't don't, don't,

453
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: don't do that, don't do it. Don't know when you

454
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: got the cart tail by the way I use my walk,

455
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm a fool stamps, and I'm gonna buy at all

456
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: stick in chicken, big gass bread. You already to know.

457
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my head. I got all the ship

458
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: in my cottage. I don't know even where to start.

459
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy everything you call it greens and chicken wings.

460
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: When you get food stamps, nigga, you know you're gonna

461
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: get in a line get When you get food stamps,

462
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: you know, nigga, you're gonna the whole line. What by

463
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: no lie by the whole lot. What was your ass

464
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: when I was buying food using my look? You just

465
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: made up a whole food stamp anthem. Yeah, that's it.

466
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: That's what everyon when you walk into motherfucker's start using

467
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: your food stands. That's what you're here. But I don't, don't,

468
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: but don't don't go No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't don't.

469
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: But but did you lie on your application to get hell?

470
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Yeah I did. Yeah, you most definitely,

471
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: definitely you can't tell the truth, Like how much money

472
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: you make? Nigga money nothing never made in my life.

473
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: I told him mother, I was homeless, you know where

474
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: He had the nerve to ask me, what you stay nigga,

475
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm homeless. You know what I would like? Nigga? You homeless?

476
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: Where you gonna put all this food? Nigga? You got

477
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: you got to have some of the black people, y'all

478
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: stay awoke, these got damn schools and try to make

479
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: it seem like you broke his hell, Like I had

480
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: to sign up, Like I don't know how the funk

481
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: they do this ship. I had to stand up my

482
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: son for this program for him to catch the bus

483
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: to the house. Because they got this ship. When they

484
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 1: try to drop all the kids off at one in Georgia,

485
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: they try to drop all the kids off, and you know,

486
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: like some growing up right there. So I was like, ship,

487
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep going all the way and down.

488
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to get dropped off at the house. I

489
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: had to go in there and feel out this paper.

490
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: This motherfucker' you don't ask us where do y'all sleep? What?

491
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to answer the question. I was like,

492
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: in the bed, But then that was I was like, yeah,

493
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: in the bed. And he's like, well where in our house? Motherfucker?

494
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: What is growing? What time is it? They're trying to

495
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: get high? I tell you that, Yeah, can we smoke

496
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: in the chat? Because God, I won't to to be

497
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: saying to him to him, brother, amen, brother, I need

498
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: We're about to pass a compleection played around. I need

499
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: a three that time. The ball is about that ball

500
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: ain't the want? He said he wants us to do

501
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: family reunion. Who want to do fari? Y'all want to

502
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 1: play family reunion? This nigga want us to play all

503
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: the old games. Take that foe, play twister. The nigger

504
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: with the spotlight got enough range to go. Can't he

505
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 1: get everybody with the spotlight. I know, we gotta hurry

506
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: up for that bitch blow up they got damn spotlight

507
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: smelled like somebody getting the perm back there, my boy,

508
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: and here dressing like this, the nigga with the time

509
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 1: you were talking about. Yeah, that nigga losing here around

510
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: the neck. Tell the big shirt having that you know

511
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: you should put kid. Yeah, that nigga stretched out. The

512
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: nigga losing weight and they got damn through the area.

513
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: We're gonna in help boy, don't know what he got

514
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: us that way and lose the nickmeat dawn stand up,

515
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: loose up so I wasn't even looking at it. Don't

516
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: turn around, so the spot like you burn your ass

517
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: turn around and they got the old folk head phones

518
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: and hold up, wait a minute, wait a minute? Hello,

519
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: all right with hi, go at the family your dudes

520
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: and this my cousin Keith. And after this he might

521
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: need a ride. And I know you might be surprised

522
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: because he dressed like a manager in a prize. At

523
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: the family reel you you sit down. Nigga came in,

524
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: who said, oh I found my nigga. You got you

525
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: at no family? You the food? Dudes said, who were dudes?

526
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: That this is my cousin James and his whole boy

527
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: Pete before I did coming in. They used to buy

528
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: all the crack from me at the family. Yeah, who

529
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: we are? Dude said, who we at? Dude said this

530
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: my cousin south Side and you know that he don't care.

531
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: He's selling dope all over Naptown And this fur came

532
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: off of Bell family. Who we Introdudes, get your ass up,

533
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: cause get up cause look this is my cousin Charles,

534
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: and I swear this shit is sad. I hate his

535
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: shirt so much because he want to go to Hawaii.

536
00:37:53,800 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: Bad sweet about shirt off line at Dude said this

537
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: my cousin. Did you do this? And he sweared he

538
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: is a star, just do this and he went to

539
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: jailer not the six for stealing his grandma's VC are

540
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: at the family? You hey we what the fund is

541
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: this ship? Nigga? And he said, hey, come here, nigga.

542
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: Think he told me to come in like this like

543
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: they don't grow man, Come with what I mean. I'm

544
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: gonna shoot you where I'm from. There gonna ruck and

545
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: didn't look come in town you know it didn't look

546
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: like job, right, he said, come in with fingers and

547
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: like I owe you money, ain't you come up? That's

548
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: how that niggd this great strip on tell a girl

549
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: he could bring on stage. But watch it, you got

550
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: a job. You got a job out the there nose

551
00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: press cracked. Did I have to tell you the story

552
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: about how I broke my wing? Man? I I haven't

553
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 1: been doing all I have seen it. Though we didn't

554
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: had all the the snacks. You could believe we didn't

555
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: had snacks, but bo, you ain't never had some of

556
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: these snacks we had. We used to have smacks. I

557
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: love the smacks because they looked like a little bit

558
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: of pussy used to get your smacking. You and you

559
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: you lick on the smack of the goddamn day man,

560
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: how many one something everybody had to smash. We walked

561
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: around with smacking our pocket. Pull that smack out, get

562
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: the licking, boy. I tell you that was some good

563
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: ship right there. You see y'all y'all y'all ain't got

564
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: y'all got little cheerios and ship that ain't ship. Man,

565
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 1: I ever told you the story about how I lost

566
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: my wing and did all that out and did all

567
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: the roach bray. They used to have black flag, used

568
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: to have a straw. We used to snort it. Niggas

569
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: used to inject ray when it first came out. Niggas

570
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: got a mute. Now we'd moved on. They got some

571
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: new ship. Uh the organ man, he come to do.

572
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: He got that ship that should have put you on

573
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 1: your ass. I thought I died. I was just stiff

574
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: for two weeks. Oh my feeling came back. My intended

575
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: to kick back in. I'm right back out here. I'm

576
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: telling you and spiders bray Ah, there's something special right

577
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: there made me spend away. I ain't know what was

578
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: coming out of my ass. I did something that spiders

579
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: bright had me making wales. I said, well, you know what,

580
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: I guess I'm spider Man. I started saving people all

581
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: type of ship. I swung off the fridgerator one time.

582
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: Say the fish. She was on the oude of stove.

583
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: It was getting cut on. Swooped in, say the bit.

584
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: That's how I fucked up my wing. He look, ye,

585
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: did I tell you how I lost my wing? You

586
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: know we used to funk roades row dog. I ain't

587
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: playing she you know me really took. I took a

588
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: little piece of one of the little pitre she I

589
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: got in that foots bit like to jump out of

590
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: the room, put my intend stood up as I broke

591
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: my wing cross crops. Thanks for checking us out on

592
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: another the episode of Roach Clips don't forget. Subscribe to

593
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: that YouTube page to Roach Motel tv one, download that

594
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: free app in the Google Play store, in the iTunes store,

595
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: and of course going to roach motel tv dot com,

596
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: click that apparel tad, grab some merchandise and if you

597
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: click that accessories tab you can get one of these

598
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: dope Roach Motel acts. We'll see you all next time.

599
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: It's an after party. It is in the ballroom. Yeah,

600
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: it's like, who, bro, they got another one? Who theyg

601
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: with the shirt? Bro? They got another one of these

602
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: with nothing in it. Well, we're going in that bitch

603
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: to act the food. Now. Look, this is why we

604
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: can't smoke weed because of black lady on this ship

605
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: and irritimes on ship. They'll be on her ask she

606
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: can't do nothing. There's a church the car. Yeah, shout

607
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: out to all the police officers in here who ain't

608
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: gonna do ship. They just needed that over time we're

609
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: fucking with y'all. I asked the polis help then ship.

610
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: I'm old, bro, there's some niggers right here. Still clock

611
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: didn't it work? Ain't clocked out? Damn Yeah, A officer

612
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: gonna put your pillston in the car. They've grown. I

613
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: won't complaint. We ain't gonna do ship tonight. I don't

614
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 1: be singing that ship all night, singing one more time?

615
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: You want to say it one more time? You want

616
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: to stop bullshitting all the time? Bro? I want how

617
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: to get a new soul? And so she was. She

618
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: got to start out from the bottom and rise, bro.

619
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: So she started. She went straight to the town like bullshit. Sure,

620
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: how to do this ship? She gotta start from the bottom. Sure,

621
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: how to do it? Hit one for the ladies, one time?

622
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: Hit one for the ladies one time. I'm gonna back

623
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: you up, d C. I'm gon back you up. Whatever

624
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: you want to do, I'm gonna back you up. And

625
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay here and just getting you. Look this, No,

626
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: my god, ain't nobody come to see you? No back up? Baby? No, Look,

627
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: she got already and started. She got one of the pouches, nick,

628
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: and she got that pussant. She tried to hand it

629
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: with the little purse. You don't move and let us

630
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: see that. Let's which on clop clap is a change pouch.

631
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: I can't that time. I'm so loud. Are you scared?

632
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's gonna scared. They not want to

633
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: let me put that puss on you straight because I

634
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: know we're gonna get home and she's gonna take that guy.

635
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like, so you still want to puss

636
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: they are not? Oh man, I'm gonna be like or

637
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: not get out? You don't want you to good? We

638
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: moved on. We moved on the biggest. I'm just watching.

639
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: What's your leave? We're good, We're good. No, you're not.

640
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: What do we know how to deal with your trust

641
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: me that you're not gonna say I gotta do it?

642
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: Give an alcohol hit that you're you know how to

643
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: do it while you're playing. My mind's telling me no,

644
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: But my body, my body telling me is I don't

645
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: want to hurt nobody. But I don't know the word.

646
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: I don't see nothing wrong but a look angroup out.

647
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't see nothing wrong gat a little roman rind

648
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: go ahead and she go well, she came inside the room.

649
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: But she's did it. I looked, and then I zoomed in.

650
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: All that stomach that was hiding her couch. It was

651
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: hiding her. And then she took her panties off. Yeah,

652
00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: her pussy was so soft. So I laid her down.

653
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: Two heads from the side, said I need someone someone

654
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: with a pouch like you. That ship. I don't know

655
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: the words too where pounds like you. Hey, we just

656
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 1: be up here talking all the ladies in the building.

657
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: We live in an era where all the ladies is

658
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: fake and ship. Just know that you're good enough already

659
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: right now, women, utiful, right now tonight you're beautiful. You

660
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: got to ask no titties, but you're still beautiful. But see,

661
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: I feel like everything you lacking, God gave you something

662
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: else in place of you. Ain't got no big old titties,

663
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: no big old ass, But guess what came. No bitch

664
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: count money faster than you. Yeah, you might have bad skin,

665
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: but guess what your good driver though, RELI help us

666
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: draft to Arkansas ship the fall money. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

667
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: I told you'll stop sitting on this ship. Ship up

668
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: by the break. Shout out to all the black men

669
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: who's still shaving their face with a razor. Fucking idiots.

670
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: You hate life, nigger, your face is gonna be stupid.

671
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: Ship bumping before you even finished shaving. Stop. Yeah alright,

672
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: I might reading smoke. Get what's happened before we leave, though,

673
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: on some real ship. We gotta say thank you all

674
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: for coming out and supporting this event death coming out

675
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: and supporting us. We with y'all were comedians. We could

676
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: have easily just came in this bit and just still

677
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: on stage by myself and tell jokes. But that's what

678
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,760
Speaker 1: the South Show was all about, you know, us getting petition.

679
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: You're about to go o g motherfuck you gonna nigga

680
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: the pressure and we got them all on their knee.

681
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: The mother ain't moving two hours and still on house arrest.

682
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: You gotta get home here you who men? Yeah, I'm

683
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: Carlos Miller. Oh tell her, tell her who the fuck

684
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: you is? Man? Hey my name, my name Carlos Miller

685
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: from I'm from Oxford, Mississippi. I don't do ship but

686
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: talk ship and have a big dick, and I brought

687
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: it with me. Yeah. Yeah, that nigg I had to

688
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: scroll two times. Yeah, then they had to scroll twice.

689
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: I know what going on. And he said, Carl, on

690
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: this ship, man, they had to screw right here. It's

691
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: off the chains. And this nigger really came up here

692
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: and spit his ram anyway, niggers out like it got

693
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: ship in his throat. Sit your old dad's down for

694
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: your fat ass. I mean, damn funk wrong with you, nigga,

695
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: Look like you take care of pets at the zoo.

696
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: You're looking real, Chris, And you're on stage with us

697
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: talking about you want to old school round bus when

698
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: we do this ship off the top of the door. Yeah,

699
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: bet you back old fen the child your home there.

700
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: Look at your collar. The ship is so loose making

701
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: nigga won't a holler. Yeah, don't get shot looking like

702
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: you got the same ship. Tricked daddy. Guys with me

703
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: in one time so I can kick me old school round.

704
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm the type of nigger that's the problem solved. This

705
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: is the type of thing. And then be hanging with

706
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: your father. You side in the yard drinking beers, talking

707
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: about I used to be this ship a lot of

708
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: years ago with little shirts. Sit your ways down before

709
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: we make this ship hurt. Yeah, make the ship hurt.

710
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: You know what it is you indeed, Ja need the

711
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: switch niggaver there. Look at them boots from theineteen twenties.

712
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: I know you ain't got no money. Yeah, it's stunk.

713
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: Got them true re legend jeans out of African Trump

714
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: hit your ways down. I know you're bullshit. Yeah, she goes, Yeah,

715
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: you ever saying glory, Yeah, glorious. That's the boost the

716
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: Washington ran away to get. Yeah, he want to get

717
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: some boots so that them I am legend boots. No,

718
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: you know what that is them? That's then't goddamn Tuskegee

719
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: amends nigga that nigga got on them. Goddamn that Skeegee

720
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: m boot. That's the books that you were to correct

721
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: your knees that nigga got. That's the hard bottom boots.

722
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: Nigger like he was learning how to walk again. I

723
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: told you they have to scroll twice. That's the boosts

724
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: they give you after you got shot and you stopped

725
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: walking again and check up them. The boost that you

726
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: well when you had to wear them braces on your

727
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: lips and they got them forrest gump boots on. Run Nigga,

728
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: run Forest. This is too much, y'all not gonna talk

729
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: about the old nigga like that, because if it wasn't

730
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: for niggas like him, it wouldn't be no niggas like us.

731
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: We need it niggas like that. We need nigga like

732
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: that ties and ship and run off and leave us

733
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: and to be, you know, to figure it out. Figure

734
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: it out on that shout out to all the old

735
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: niggas who didn't raise their kids and now we're doing

736
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: better than you. Nigga want a relationship bandit, I just know.

737
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: And he said, no, getting mad at you. You wanta

738
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: do your father like this. You see me out here hurting.

739
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: Fuck you, nigga, stay hurt my niggas who don't know

740
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: they did. They don't let them trick you. They're gonna

741
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: show up, let them come back, and they're gonna claim

742
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: all the good ship about you. You know that the

743
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: whole commenty ship, I was be gonna entertainment back in

744
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: the day. I was the sameer. No w at the

745
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: it's across the hall, said at the party, crowd the hall,

746
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: I guess tell them they ain't coming to that at

747
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 1: the party right there. Boyd. They gotta repair boy ship out.

748
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: They gotta repay to go to the other party. No,

749
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: I hope they don't make y'all, if you got good tickets,

750
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: why couldn't you dance? And they're gonna be on the stage.

751
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't don't, don't don't don't. Don't you

752
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: know that nigga stripped to? Then, ain't gonna come out to?

753
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: God damn motherfucker. Remember that there wrong? That's what that

754
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: may't gonna strip to. Every time I see your face

755
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 1: it makes me wanna sing, and every time I think

756
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 1: about your love it drives me crazy. Don't don't blow,

757
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: don't blow. Tell me what's wrong, and they're gonna be like,

758
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: what's up for? Friend? How come on to your baby?

759
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: That nigga right there, can't time that nigga right there

760
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: gonna strip to all the old guy dancing say. I'm

761
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: never keeping secrets, girl, I'm never telling lock. I won't

762
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:00,479
Speaker 1: to make it up to you ship. Maybe we gotta

763
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: get the funk out of but before we go, do

764
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: us a favor. If you don't know what the eighty

765
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: five Self Show is, go check us out on YouTube. Man,

766
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: y'all check us out. Man. We gotta get a video

767
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: with the naptown hold up hold up if you if

768
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: you just want to live life, you want to get

769
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: that puss up funk with your boy. Yeah, man, if

770
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: you just want to be like, I ain't never fighting

771
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: nigger funk with your boy. I'm to tired of pussy.

772
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: I just want somebody I could just sit up and

773
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: talk to tonight about a lial life. Man. Let's talk

774
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: about aliens, conspiracy theories. Just liveal life, man, Like I

775
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: need a lady I can get deep with, Like, how

776
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: the funk they'd be finding dinosaurs? They're six million years old,

777
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: but Jesus was only here two thousand and seventeen years ago.

778
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: We need to do some mouth. What did we really

779
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: come from? Let's talk about that. No, it's just boys.

780
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 1: What we're doing. Nigger, we don't have no fan. Don't

781
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: stop playing out real quick, stand up, real quick. We're

782
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: gonna do the video shout out, and we're gonna get

783
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. Yea, everybody, everybody standing. I'm

784
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: just saying I would dance he everybody, ship stand up

785
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: me too. Definitely. That ship come with benefits, ladies like traveling.

786
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of naptown, you know, ship like

787
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: that better fun with him I don't. I don't play

788
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: no bill. So we're gonna do the old testament. I

789
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: can see you do an African the fun which I

790
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: suck a tinual too. But that's as boat as far

791
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: as I'm going. Ship not me and took my dick

792
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: off the market. You can't even have it no more.

793
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: I need not hit getting away dick. It's about to

794
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: be two eighteen. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,

795
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: hold on, hold up? How are we gonna do this? Shop? Like?

796
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: The hold up? So when I asked, naptown, did you

797
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: have a good as time? Y'all? Just make some noise

798
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: in this motherfucker right? All right? What you gonna say, chick?

799
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: Hold on? There we go? Take that guys, rightlight out,

800
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: we put the lights on. There we go, cut the

801
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: light or cut the spotlight? All damn all right? So

802
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,720
Speaker 1: here we go. Hey, stand in front of the spotlight.

803
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: Somebody blocked that spot like please there you appreciate, you

804
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: appreciate you be God. Here we go, man, we're in

805
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: the mother fucking naptown. I got Carlos Miller right here.

806
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: I got DC y'all fly ain't not telling y'all funk

807
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: with us. My y'all funk with us, my ma, let's

808
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 1: make a crazy man. I'm just gonna repost Chico video. Yeah,

809
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that too. Get your rough fast for

810
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: the think're having a scroll right now like you in

811
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: a sewich with some nails on it. I think you're

812
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: having to scroll right now. And we're going to the

813
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: after party right over here. Yeah, we definitely go to

814
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: the after party. We got some eighty five South show

815
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: merch for sale. Make sure you how let us what

816
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: support some of the vendors out in the hallway, shout

817
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: after I shout out to everybody involved. Shout out to Joe,

818
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: chad Win, my man Craig. They see you on fly

819
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: Chico Bean, y'all add us on social media. All that. Okay,

820
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: y'all the after party, it's five dollars. If you don't

821
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: have fat dollars. If you don't have, you be able

822
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: to right out fronts. Y'all get me going for other

823
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: comedians you see the night as farll give it up.

824
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: Farm freshman in here makes a noise, y'all in't here,

825
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: y'all live here. First home coming sophomores where yeah, you

826
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: know what's about to happen to turn out about to happen.

827
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: Junior isn't here makes a noise, nigga, what do you

828
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: have on this nigger got on a snuggie and then

829
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: got on his MoMA house called come on baby, let's

830
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: come say down snare What the what a Greek sayting here?

831
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: Aks makes a noise? Where y'all left m one more time?

832
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 1: A kid's well, yeah, see it's moving around. It's moving

833
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: Delta's way, yeah, deltas well. Yeah, she's still holding I

834
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: know you just got the sign though. She's just like,

835
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: I mean here, I ain't got enough breath to do

836
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: all that open right now. I've been working all week.

837
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: Let me seeing me see zetas. We got some zadas

838
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: in him. Gone girl with the baby done? Girl, you

839
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: still rampant. Let me see who and we're the cues

840
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: that we got some cues in him. He's been hanging

841
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: around the old cues. He still got this ship up.

842
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: He just you know know what it is. Eques. Let

843
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 1: you know right when you get to the school, especially,

844
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: they let you know what they're about. They let me

845
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: know my Freshmania. Ain't know who they was when I

846
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: got this niggle just hopping with their shirt off, smelling

847
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: like outside. Niggas had barbecues, no utensils. They out there

848
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: turning the meat over with their hands and ship. Say

849
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 1: you didn't get crazy. They got little steps and ship

850
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: and let you know what they're about. They come right out.

851
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: First day of school. We're going to take yo bitch. Alright, alright,

852
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: we're going to fuck yo bitch. Whoa, I just got here,

853
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: I just got I just got here. Oh oh oh

854
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:49,919
Speaker 1: my bad, my bad, okay, my bad. That was one.

855
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: She can't she quick. I didn't know what was happening.

856
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's the cues about stepping. I

857
00:57:54,600 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: was up and got a lot of time. Let me

858
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: see you we're here. Who in the relationship makes a noise?

859
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: Let me see that one more time. Who the relationship

860
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: makes it all? If you're sitting with the person you're

861
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: in a relationship, makes me know? Number got smaller? Oh

862
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: I got smaller. Twenty seven teen could be your year.

863
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: You can get you, you get your man, you get

864
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: your a woman. This could be your year. A couple

865
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: of things you gotta do. Start with these ladies, ladies,

866
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: we love you. This could be your year. A couple

867
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: of things brother's been asking for we need mad at

868
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: you can't cook this year. We need mad about that.

869
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: Simply ask and just know how to make our plate.

870
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: You got to make that plate. Don't you like you're

871
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: like chicken. You're like chicken? Right? Don't you like macaroni?

872
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: Like macaroni? They don't you like greens? Love greens? I

873
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: don't like everything on my plate to taste like green.

874
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: Stop being lazies. Take time, scoop that greens you saw.

875
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: Stop let it touch everything on to play. Do you

876
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: want to ask me how stuff tastes? How the macrooni

877
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: taste taste like greens to me? Baby, that's what it

878
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: tastes like. I like devil eggs. Don't you like devil eggs?

879
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: Love deviled eggs? He two or three of them right away.

880
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: I broke over this one girl. She's gonna put my

881
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: deviled eggs on my plate and put it in the

882
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: microwave on three minutes. Yeah, I throw the deviled egg

883
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: in my mouth. Find burnt the whole top of my mouth. Founder,

884
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm chewing mouth skin crazy. A couple of things he

885
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: asked you to do, fellas. One thing's gonna help you

886
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: keep a woman and ain't money, It ain't good grades.

887
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: You gotta know how to go on town and hook

888
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: these women up. Stop stop holding back to seen. You

889
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: gotta go down town to hook these women up. Down here,

890
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: it's a clap in the back. We gotta slow clapp

891
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: one girls like yes, tell them, tell him. I can't

892
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: take it. No, mom, I gotta go down there and

893
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: do it. If you do it right, it should sound

894
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: like a roller coaster ride going to the top. You're

895
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: in there, you doing your thing. Oh oh oh, don't

896
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: stop about the coming. You're down there so long on

897
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: your mouth and got the lockjaw you can't even breathe.

898
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: Especially she got this little extra piece of stummach right

899
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: here and get caught in your face. You're like, oh oh,

900
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: you just keep going anyway. I'm links get further further apart.

901
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: The only thing that can help that when you're get

902
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: in that situation, fellas, it's homecoming. You gotta go up.

903
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 1: You gotta get that kiss. I went up one time

904
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: I tried to kiss this woman. She turned her head

905
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: like she know where I just came from. I came,

906
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: but she's talking about now I'm good, I'm good. I'm like,

907
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You don't want to see what you

908
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: serve in the streets. This is you. What you turning

909
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: your head for? Like I've been in the four place

910
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: to something. This is you. You don't know where I say,

911
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: that's fine. I ain't even sweaty. I want to go

912
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: put the media and she's gonna tell me we need

913
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: to be safe. You need to put the cord them all.

914
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, for what, I just swallowed the disease already.

915
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: Oh you know what it is? When you throw start

916
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: closing up, you can feel you it's something there. Uh.

917
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: You start calling for helping people you don't know. Help

918
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: you please, but rock Michelle, somebody, anybody boy? Throw it's

919
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 1: closing up. You can't even talk when you get the class.

920
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: The next day you walk in, Oh know what the

921
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: hell is going on about throwing? Somebody? Get this is

922
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: about throw the swollen shut. You're done. I gotta use protection.

923
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: Got to he said it earlier. You're gonna find yourself

924
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 1: in the clinic like I did sophomore year in there bad.

925
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: You need clinic is rough. I tried to schedule my

926
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: appointment on a Saturday when nobody will be there at

927
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: the school. I come in the lady and the clinic.

928
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: She want to be extra. I'm in there trying to

929
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: get my life together. I walk up to the little screen,

930
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: walk up to the window. The window got the little

931
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: thick glass with the speaker m I said, I need

932
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: to talk to somebody. Got a little situation now, feeling

933
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: kind of weird down there? She said, what saying to

934
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: be the problems? Cause? I said, I got a little

935
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: situation down there. I need to see somebody. What's wrong?

936
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: You're itching the burning the boat. I said, wait a minute,

937
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: would you please stop talking loud? She said, if he

938
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: interesed it burning, gonna sit on this open here and

939
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: so kill this clipboard. I was like, all right, I'm

940
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: just gonna sit down. I thought I was good. Nobody

941
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: was gonna see me in walks the girl that I've

942
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: always had a crush on since the fresh meda, Tanya,

943
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: Tanya Flimming. She walks in. I said, ah, she's seen me.

944
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 1: She's gonna tell everybody I got the sizzle. Meat. I'm

945
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 1: done because once the room and get out that you

946
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: got the sizzle, meet you out of there. So I'm

947
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: trying to hide, keep my head down. I see her

948
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: go up to the one. I'm like, this is it.

949
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: She's she's gonna see me here, She's gonna tell everybody.

950
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: All I hear is are you intering and burning? Gonna

951
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: sit over there next to him? I said yes, we

952
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: made it. For a whole six months after that, I figured,

953
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: what's gonna rea plus gonna rea? The ain't more gonna rea?

954
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: Hey made it work. I gotta make it work. College.

955
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: You gotta be about being honest, man, Fellas, And came

956
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: a lot of these women in college no more telling

957
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: the truth. Here's why. According to the USA Today, a

958
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: census report was done about the college statistics, the ratio

959
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: women to men. They say it is a hundred and

960
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: sixty million women in this country and only a hundred

961
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: and twenty million men. That means forty million women ain't

962
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: gonna get no, man, I don't care what you're past

963
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: the same. With numbers like that, that's put the ratio

964
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: a twenty to one. Over waight, Fellas, it gets better.

965
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: So it's for every one of you. It's twenty different women.

966
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: But wait, it gets better. He done into a relationship.

967
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: He for for his twinty women. So now it's forty

968
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: to one. All the way it gets better. Humboy over here,

969
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 1: he flunked out of school. He was trying to sell drugs.

970
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: He forth for his twenty women, not sixty to one.

971
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: Do you gotta think about it. You got gay dudes

972
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: in college. Gay dude can't be gay by myself, both

973
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: of them forth for their twenty women. That it's like

974
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: a hundred to one. With numbers like that, you gotta

975
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: tell the truth. You gotta tell the truth because you

976
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: gotta understand. If you lie to a woman, she got

977
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: stuff you don't got. She got stuff you don't have.

978
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: Every woman here got the best friend is ready to

979
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: ride or die for them. See you see this, We

980
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: ain't got that Fellas. They're ready to ride to die.

981
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: Every woman in here got the keysha in their life.

982
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: That one woman that's on teen all the time. Your

983
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: girl ain't even that mad, Keisha ready to kill somebody

984
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 1: over your relationship. Oh, they let you know right off

985
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: the bat. They're there for their best friend. They're ready

986
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: to go all the way there, you know, Keisha and

987
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: she Oh that's what it is. Okay, that's a week.

988
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: It's a problem. The second thing women got that you

989
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: ain't got, Fellas, they got intuition. They got a gift

990
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: from God. Let them know when we're on something that

991
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: ain't we are suppos to be on. When we're messing up,

992
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: God snitch on us. I made a mistake. College lied

993
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: to my girl, told her I was gonna be studying

994
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: lay in the library. In fact, I was on the

995
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: other side of campus at the little bar, having the

996
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: chips and saucea with another chick that I liked. I'm

997
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: thinking I'm getting away with it. Two intuition kicked in.

998
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: She in the room folding close watching TV. That's when

999
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: they hit us. She was like, Oh, what is it, guy? Oh,

1000
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: what is it? Jesus speak to me right now city

1001
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: East about Father? What is it Jesus? Who speak to me? God? Oh?

1002
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: I see chips and sausa. God, leave me there at Jesus? Who? Oh?

1003
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: Billy is on the other side of campus with another woman.

1004
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: Nappy had help with the lations from and get my keys,

1005
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: get my purse. Who she called right off the bat.

1006
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: Keisha called, keeph you right up, keep your girl. I

1007
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: need you. I don't know where Billy, but I think

1008
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: he's doing something he's supposed to here. Come keep you

1009
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: on ten. Don't even wearry about the girl. I'm outside,

1010
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: Come downstairs, Come downstairs. I read my horse. Come today.

1011
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: It's there a real women gotta do real things. I

1012
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: am here. He gonna learn he can't cheat on us

1013
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: like that when I got in the relationship with both

1014
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: of y'all. Oh not, that's bad both for them in

1015
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: the car and neither one of them been the church.

1016
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: My girl starts to pray off. Dear Lord Jesus Father,

1017
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: God just helped me. I'm lost, I'm confused. Here, come

1018
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: Keisha on team. Dear Lord Jesus Father, God, strike this

1019
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: food billy down for the stuff he did to my girl.

1020
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: Because my girl is a one good chick like she

1021
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: or her custom and her prayers. Jesus like, I did

1022
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: not approve this message. Oh no, that's bad. Now still

1023
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: one to Facebook. You see. The Facebook status is super

1024
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: crazy but still spiritual at the end. The status start

1025
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: off first of all, to the woman that's out here

1026
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: running around with my man at Billy Cereals. I do

1027
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: won'ta let you know. Hashtag you a home hashtag? You

1028
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 1: ain't got no home training hashtag got to beat you

1029
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: down when I said you hashtag me and my girl

1030
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: Kesha hashtag right it out. For instance, Day one has

1031
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: tag win tripping no, hashtag fight club, hashtag made whether

1032
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: the hashtag world started. We gonna do what we gotta do,

1033
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: but I ain't tripping no, because I can do all

1034
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: things to Christ to strength this thing. Jesus like, I

1035
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: did not approve this message. Now you're done. I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. My dad hit me

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01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: on the inbox on Facebook. He said, hey, boy, they

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01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: got you jammed up. What you're gonna do? So? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm stuck. I'm trying to get out of there,

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Speaker 1: trying to leave, but I can't get him a check

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01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: from the waitress. The waitress saying check. I'm like, I

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01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: know she seen me. I'm asking from my check. I

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01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: just didn't know that the waitress friends with my girl

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01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 1: on Facebooks has seen the status up dating already had

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01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: replied to it. She said, oh girl, I got it

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Speaker 1: right here what we wanted. We're gonna hold this check

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01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: till you get here. We gotta do what we gotta do.

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Speaker 1: Hash had Real women do real things. My daddy hit

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Speaker 1: me right back on the inbox. He was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: we'll get out of there the waitressing on the two

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Speaker 1: Escape Cotin co Tin Escape. I'm out of there, done

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01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: too late. My girl walked right in. You know when

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01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: women mad, You already know when they're mad when they

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01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: turned their head to the side like this. She was

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Speaker 1: saying nice stuff, but she was saying it the mean way. Wow,

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Speaker 1: really really though, really really really really really wow really

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01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: this chick, really wow. Here, come keep you right behind,

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Speaker 1: really though this it's really wow. That's cool though? Do

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Speaker 1: you ain't nothing like when you get in front of

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Speaker 1: you ain't got no words. My girlfriend asked me the

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Speaker 1: magical question. She said, if you won't got in the hide,

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Speaker 1: let me see your phone. In when the girl asked

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Speaker 1: to see your phone, it's like you get stabbed in

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01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: the club and you know who did it. Let me

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Speaker 1: see your phone. Let me see your phone. You wanna

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01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: throw away all we got over the phone. I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: there stuck. I don't know what to do. She asked

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Speaker 1: me for my phone. I know she get my phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of there. I got my phone. Like this

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Speaker 1: or that's what you want? You want to see this phone.

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Speaker 1: Let me see your phone. Forget this phone, Forget this phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to destroy the evidence. I think I got

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Speaker 1: away with it. I just didn't know Key she went

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Speaker 1: to I C d C College with a degree and

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Speaker 1: TVBC all repair. She didn't superglue my phone back together.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks later they scrolling through all my messages. Dub,

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Speaker 1: don't lie, tell the truth. He had baby Tipo Pom