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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gazer Here, Nicky, Hello here, I am Snicki

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm Nicky Glazer. Andrew

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Speaker 1: Colin is with me fun my apartment complex. Neighbor pulling

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Speaker 1: up the black sox. I got black sox on two

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Speaker 1: with white Adidas and shorts. Is that okay? Black socks,

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Speaker 1: black dress socks with Jim shoes. You know what's cool

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Speaker 1: anything that you have confidence wearing. I saw a guy

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Speaker 1: walking down the street very confidently with um a hospital

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Speaker 1: gown on and Jim shoes and nothing else. He was

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Speaker 1: definitely a crazy person, but there was something chic about

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Speaker 1: it because he didn't seem to mind that his ass

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Speaker 1: was hanging out in the back and that he just

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Speaker 1: looked like he was just confidently looking for math. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure that could be like if Kanye put that out,

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Speaker 1: would spend seven on it. I used to always think that,

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Speaker 1: Like I remember in sixth grade being like, bowling shoes

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Speaker 1: are going to be cool someday because they were remember

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Speaker 1: just wearing you How often do you go someplace and

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Speaker 1: you wear a type of you have to wear a

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Speaker 1: type of shoe. I mean, we're not talking about roller

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Speaker 1: skates or ski boots. It's a shoe you have to wear.

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Speaker 1: I mean golf. I understand soccer kids, well, I guess okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: But bowling it's a different thing. It's a different you

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Speaker 1: can't wear on the street like you can walk around

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Speaker 1: in a bowling shoe. You might be slipper, but actually

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Speaker 1: they're not slippery because they have to be on slippery floors.

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Speaker 1: Why do you need bowling shoes? Why? Because they scuff

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Speaker 1: up the floor. Regular shoes doesn't get the scuffs off.

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Speaker 1: Why don't they make you wear if you go to

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Speaker 1: they make you change into shoes that aren't going to

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Speaker 1: scuff up that floor. Why are bowling alleys so you

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Speaker 1: know we're bowling alleys? You can't scuff off our floor

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Speaker 1: like you're places are soaked in like urine and PEPSI

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Speaker 1: from like they bowling all are disgusting. Why are they

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Speaker 1: not at my local park? I never had to You

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Speaker 1: don't have to check my feet. Makes you shower before

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Speaker 1: you get in the fucking pool? Why are they not

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Speaker 1: caring about their courts? Why are bowling shoes needed? Don't

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Speaker 1: actually write in and tell me because I don't care,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure it's a very good reason to be

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Speaker 1: honest with you. I mean, I think I told you

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Speaker 1: the reason to scuff, But that doesn't make sense because

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Speaker 1: if it's just about not scuffing, first of all, you're

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Speaker 1: not walking into the lane. That would make it an

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Speaker 1: illegal throw, So they don't need to worry about it

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Speaker 1: getting scuffed on the lane, which is where the ball

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Speaker 1: is rolling, which is what you would not want. Scuffs

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Speaker 1: to impede a bowling ball from doing certain things. So

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Speaker 1: if there's scuffs before the takeoff, who gives a funk? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to know why? I just googled it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So your normal sneakers will stick to the lane and

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Speaker 1: cause you to stop abruptly, preventing you from making the

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Speaker 1: correct sliding motion, and that will prevent you from getting

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Speaker 1: hurt because you move better and stop safely with them on.

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Speaker 1: I don't okay this makes sense. First of all, the

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Speaker 1: proper equipment is needed when you are really training for

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Speaker 1: a a sport. Most people frequenting a bowling alley are

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Speaker 1: just doing it for fun. Bowling alleys, You cannot tell

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Speaker 1: me they actually care about preventing injury to like oh,

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Speaker 1: stopping short, like your r might hurt the next day.

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Speaker 1: They don't give a money maker. They'd rent the shoes.

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Speaker 1: It's an add on. It's sued they'll no, because I

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Speaker 1: don't think they will, because I think the injuries we're

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Speaker 1: talking about are not like the ball like flying and

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Speaker 1: hitting you in the face. It's like, oh, your arm

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Speaker 1: is dislocated, which is like, that's kind of on you.

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Speaker 1: I mean you could follow the skating rink and they

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't these places have insurance in place to protect them.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird thing, and I think you're right. It

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Speaker 1: is about money. It all comes down to, like someone

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Speaker 1: figured out, and it makes you commit to the game more,

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Speaker 1: makes you play more aims because now you have the

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Speaker 1: shoes on that you had to lace up and you

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Speaker 1: got the wrong size and had treatment. There's commitment. Once

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Speaker 1: you want, you get someone to commit enough, they go,

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Speaker 1: I gotta keep doing this because I've already what's it called?

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Speaker 1: Bill Maher told me about this theory and it's well

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Speaker 1: known where if you commit enough to something, you keep

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Speaker 1: doing it even if you don't, even if because you've

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Speaker 1: already put enough money or effort, you just keep going relationships.

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Speaker 1: This happens all the time. Well, we've been together this long.

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Speaker 1: It took us a really long time to get to

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Speaker 1: this place. Even though I'm still not happy. Oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's because but the first of all, the past is

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Speaker 1: in the past. Like literally, the more time you put

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Speaker 1: into the more you think it could be even better

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Speaker 1: in the future because you already put time in. It's

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Speaker 1: like a minor league in baseball, sticking to it even

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Speaker 1: though he's seven years in and the idea of him

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Speaker 1: ever making it in major leagues, yes, but enjoyment out

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Speaker 1: of it. They're making like five bucks a month, but

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Speaker 1: that's a whole love love the game, and those shoes

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Speaker 1: they got them to buy the shoes. You know, those

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Speaker 1: shoes will keep you committed. I feel like in my

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Speaker 1: own relationship, which is obviously not perfect because none are,

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Speaker 1: I stay in it even when I have times of

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Speaker 1: like this is not ideal and I feel like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this could be a possible deal breaker because I've seen

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Speaker 1: so much growth in the past year from a person,

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Speaker 1: that from both of us who are actually actively trying.

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Speaker 1: But I think a lot of people stay in things

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Speaker 1: where there's no there's been no change for years, there's

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Speaker 1: no change coming, and they just stay in it because

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Speaker 1: they just go, well, I've already wasted so much of

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Speaker 1: my life on this. I can't like a bad movie.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people keep watching a series. This happens

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Speaker 1: all the time with series where people will be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it was terrible, don't watch it, and

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Speaker 1: I go, why did you see all of it? And

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Speaker 1: they go, because I watched three episodes I had to see,

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Speaker 1: you think. I don't because I give up on any

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Speaker 1: show that I don't like, and I walk out of

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Speaker 1: movies that I don't like because I'm just like, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to waste more of my life this thing

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Speaker 1: that's already disrespecting my intelligence so much. Horrible bosses. Take

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Speaker 1: your relationship out of this, but like the idea of

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Speaker 1: like actually put it in, rubbing it all. Let's only

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Speaker 1: talk about your relationship that you've been in, Uh where

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Speaker 1: you start, Like, the idea that it's improving is great,

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Speaker 1: but could it already? Can you already get into another

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Speaker 1: relationship that's either a already where your current one is,

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Speaker 1: or is it already even better where you wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: to work as hard? Yeah, And that's why I'm always

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Speaker 1: I'm not married, so I'm open to that, and so

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Speaker 1: should he be. I think that that's I love CARDI

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Speaker 1: bes thing like, um you uh, with a without a

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Speaker 1: ring on my finger, you ain't going on my graham.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, I'll put my boyfriend on my graham. But

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Speaker 1: like my my therapist always used to say, well, you're

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Speaker 1: not married, so you're not married. Like my abuse of

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Speaker 1: doctor mother, she well she used to kind of talk

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Speaker 1: with my mom's cadence, for sure, but she used to say,

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Speaker 1: and so can he because a man marriage is agreement

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Speaker 1: that we were going to tough this out before you

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Speaker 1: have that. Yes, you can have loose commitments, but there's

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Speaker 1: nothing um I he has to. We both go out

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Speaker 1: thing that I love, which I do. I like earning,

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Speaker 1: you love It's I don't feel like he's like constantly

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Speaker 1: I've First of all, I didn't date for years, right,

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Speaker 1: me that, like date ten women at a time, and

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Speaker 1: the field, before the relationship. Really, I would get so

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Speaker 1: like inside jokes. Just a friend really, like a friend

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Speaker 1: that you get to fuck. Um is what I always wanted,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I want from my girlfriends too, outside

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Speaker 1: I'm Nikki, and then you like tell a story and

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Speaker 1: to say funny, like something interesting about I love that,

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Speaker 1: And my interesting thing was like that's the most interesting

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Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened to me. I also looked like

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Speaker 1: a you know, a little like Mr Bones from Nightmare before,

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Speaker 1: like a Nightmare on Elm Street or whatever. That no,

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Speaker 1: no night before Christmas. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Halloween

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Speaker 1: They're taller girls. That's holding you with strings. I can

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Speaker 1: see you now. No one wanted to get him marry.

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Speaker 1: It was so sad. But I remember i' I was

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Speaker 1: like so lost. But we went to this frat party

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Speaker 1: and we were just like overwhelmed. We didn't know it

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Speaker 1: antirexia before, so I think she kind of saw what

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Speaker 1: had just come from high school where we called out

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Speaker 1: constantly with all my friends, Like we did not tolerate it.

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Speaker 1: We mocked it. I always had someone in my corner

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Speaker 1: to call out K and just like you know, it's

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Speaker 1: everywhere in high school and college. That's that's all you

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Speaker 1: are as kid, especially your freshman year of college. So

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Speaker 1: she had the roommate who was love you to death, Meg,

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Speaker 1: and I don't actually don't mean that, like I love you.

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Speaker 1: You are a good person, but you were kiss fuck.

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Speaker 1: when we found out you were capas. We all loaded

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00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 1: into this double decker bus and we are going to

427
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 1: this park to go drink and celebrate, and we're on

428
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 1: the top of this double decker bus and at some

429
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 1: point I was like, hey, guys, we I hope we

430
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: don't go under any low bridges because we might get

431
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 1: decappa tated. Great joke, And this one girl goes, did

432
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: you just think of that? And I was like yeah,

433
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: and she was like oh And it was silent, like nothing, dude,

434
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 1: nothing it was. And I just realized, no one's gonna

435
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 1: give me credit for that being kind of clever and

436
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 1: fun and like the fact, like I connected a lot

437
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: of things there. We were in a bus that's not

438
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 1: just it was like doing a dad joke that like

439
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: it was a pretty skilled dad every it's still pun

440
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 1: but it takes into a lot of things into account.

441
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: So it's like, fuck you got. And then we just

442
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 1: had to just I'm so happy that I am a

443
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: Kappa Kappa game, like all these different tiers. I knew

444
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: then though, that I had to get out. That was

445
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: the moment where I was I just will never forget.

446
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: Did you just think of that? Which for some reason?

447
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: Why is that? Why is that a question anyone else?

448
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: Did you just think of that? It is the answer

449
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: you want? Yes or no. I never know what to

450
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: give people when they say that, did you just think

451
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: of that? They want you to say, I know, I

452
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 1: thought no. I planned this. I was waiting for the

453
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 1: perfect time, and I actually suggested we get these busses

454
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: so that the joke would work because someone wanted us

455
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: to get a bunch of limos, and I said, nay,

456
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: that will not work for my joke. I need to

457
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: be elevated to the point where our heads could get

458
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: chopped off there for decapitating. I hope she's out there

459
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: something about a joke at that moment to where it's

460
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: like there was there a lout of silence? Was it

461
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: out of nowhere? Do you feel like do you think

462
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: you you sold it too hard? So I was thinking

463
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: about it a little bit before of like when is

464
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: this going to be a good time to say it.

465
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm guessing I came up with it within

466
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: the seconds and I probably sat on it for maybe

467
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: a minute tops, And then I think I probably I'm

468
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: not an idiot when it comes to window put in jokes.

469
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: I remember it being met in such a way that

470
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: I go, you guys aren't cool, Like that was not

471
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: on me. Maybe it was a little lame, but I

472
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: know when I'm lame, that wasn't lame. That was actually

473
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: fun and that should have gotten me friends. And none

474
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: of you, I like, none of you. What's interesting, Like

475
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking back at I was a pike at two Lane,

476
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I've told some stories on here

477
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: about it before. But I was so depressed my freshman

478
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: year in college. I wasn't going to class. I was

479
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: watching Rudy and one porn every day Columbine kids pretty much.

480
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: I just didn't have a trend stary. That's all I

481
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: can think about right now. Yeah. Um, and I was

482
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: I and my I know, sheets on my bed, and

483
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: I was anti fraternity. I was doing a fraternity because

484
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: my brother was in the fraternity. I think about this

485
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: now like maybe I was actually a little bit ahead

486
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: of myself, but I didn't do anything about it in

487
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: the sense of knowing that this wasn't for me. Although

488
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: I do have great friends from that fraternity, But the

489
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: whole idea of hazing I never hazed. Even when I

490
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: became of good, that's good. I'm glad that they you

491
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: made it then, because you were maybe changing that. Oh well, yeah,

492
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: well plenty of kids got hazed, right. Difference trying to

493
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: start a podcast and he's like, all the podcasts that

494
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: are successful with three guys are all just like so

495
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: BROI and like sports and like and he's like, I

496
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: just don't know that we can do that. And I'm like,

497
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: that's why you need to do it, because they're if

498
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: they're all like that, we need you need you joining

499
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: a frat, a guy that's not gonna hate is you

500
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: need someone to go Actually, if we're gonna try something

501
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: different and maybe no one likes it, maybe they go

502
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: get out, you fucking lose. There aren't a lot of

503
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: podcasts where it's just too platonic friends that are man

504
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: and woman, you know what I mean, Like where we

505
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: don't have an agenda and we just go boom boom

506
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: boom with the news. We get through so many stories.

507
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: We are on fire every day just going through the topics.

508
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: Topics topics. Um yeah, I mean my point was you

509
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: need to get when you aren't the same as something,

510
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: it's maybe important for you to join. It's hard because

511
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't fit in because you don't know

512
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: you know, like anything. It's like, what's my friend group

513
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: going to be like outside of that? You know? Like

514
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: if I decided to quit this fraternity freshman year after

515
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: I just again, I gave six months to it. So

516
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: now that I gave time to have like huge regrets

517
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: in life, I think about this. They were talking about

518
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: it on Millenny and Conan when they were talking about

519
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: on his podcast, Uh well, he was talking about people

520
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: that say like or Conan, I guess said like people

521
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: that were like no regrets and Conan regrets working too

522
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: hard at SNL and taking it too seriously and not

523
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: having a little bit more fun and enjoying the process.

524
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: And Millany talked about how the first time he did

525
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: SNL as a host, he was in his head that

526
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: everyone doesn't want me here. They look at me as

527
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,239
Speaker 1: a writer, They're like, why is this guy coming back

528
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: to host? Like so much pressure he had like no

529
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: fun the whole time and it went well. But he

530
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: promised hisself even if he ever did it again, he

531
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: would have fun the whole time. And he did it again,

532
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: and he made sure he had fun during the process.

533
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: And then he said, if the show isn't as good

534
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: as it doesn't matter because I want to enjoy my life.

535
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: And and they're talking about no regrets, and Milani said

536
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: the funniest thing of um, yeah, no regrets. Uh that's

537
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: not something we uh, we talk a lot about and

538
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: there's no like no regrets rehab. He's like, that's not

539
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: that's no, it's all regrets like you you should there's

540
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: no regrets thing. But I do believe I have no

541
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: regrets because I there's few there's fewer regrets in my

542
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: life than I would think that I would have because

543
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: most of my regrets have led to things that I

544
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't see happening. But there are some things that I

545
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: go I wish I would have done that differently, But

546
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: not a ton. Do you have any that come to mind?

547
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: I think when you become successful or whatever your idea

548
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: of successes and what you're pursuing, it's hard to go

549
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: back and you go. If that was different, I wouldn't

550
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: be here exactly. So then I think it depends those

551
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: kind of people say no groups, no, what do you want?

552
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: I think it depends how much you like yourself at

553
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: the moment that you're being asked that. I don't think

554
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: it depends about that or where you're at in like

555
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: whatever you were pursuing. But that being said, I mean

556
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: I could go back to a time in high school

557
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: where I know I could have tried harder and worked

558
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: harder in regards to sports. Also school, but also mostly

559
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: sports were like I just I went by because I

560
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: was decent at so I didn't try that hard. I

561
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 1: think about that too. With those kind I'm like, oh,

562
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: I wish I wouldn't have listened to that person that

563
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: said I was a good singer and started younger. And

564
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: then I think maybe have already been burned out by now.

565
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have played and been like this, like

566
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: I know so many guitarists who are just like, yeah,

567
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm good, but I just don't even play. And I'm like,

568
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: the enthusiasm might have from guitar right now in my

569
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: life is just I would not write that for anything.

570
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: It's the best feeling in the world being this novice

571
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: and like being cited about it. So in some ways,

572
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm like glad I didn't or like the way you like.

573
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: I feel like for so long yesterday I was trying

574
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: to add the podcast and watch you go live on

575
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: our Instagram page Nikki Glazer Pod, and you were just

576
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: going boom boom boom through all like these different genres

577
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: and singing, standing, sitting. I just to I played for

578
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: like three hours yesterday and it's it's and it's it

579
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: sucks because I have to be on my phone doing it,

580
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: and you if you go away from the live to

581
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: check an email or anything, it goes blank and you

582
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: lose people watching. And I just don't want to disrespect

583
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: people that are like giving their time to watching me

584
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: play guitar, you know, as good as I can. Um'm

585
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: not gonna insult myself, but you know what I wanted

586
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: to say. And so I see all these texts coming

587
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: in of like from my assistant being like, hey this

588
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: email I just sent you responded. I'm just like, for

589
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: this moment, no one can get to me. It's kind

590
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: of beautiful. It's like I'm on airplane mode. I'm on

591
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: Jefferson airplane mode and sometimes I play a Jefferson. No,

592
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't know any of defferent airplane songs, but I

593
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: it's golf. It's the same as golf. To me. It

594
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: is my favorite thing to do. People that watch on

595
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: our Instagram live, thank you so much for being there.

596
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: I would perform for two of you. But the fact

597
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: that there's a lot of times, like fifty people watching

598
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: and a lot of people who are confused. Um, it's

599
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing to do. I mean, I still

600
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: remember you like debating on plane in front of people,

601
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: and then that was kind of like the first thing

602
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: you did was go on live and it gave you

603
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: a confidence. The first time we were on live and

604
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: I was like, can I play one song? And then

605
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: you just like sing to it because it was just

606
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: always like I don't want I never wanted to be

607
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: like I always wanted it to which I do this

608
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: with stand up to like if I feel like my

609
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: stand up isn't good enough all, like have a dance

610
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: at end of it, like something you can get from it.

611
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: So like if you didn't like me singing, at least

612
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: Andrew is gonna be funny in this. So like I

613
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: would incorporate Andrew like you can get something out of it.

614
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: And now at the this point, everyone that's watching knows

615
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: that I don't think I'm good. I don't think I'm cool.

616
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: I kicked Kyle donn again out of it yesterday. He

617
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: showed up and I was like, buy gyle and I

618
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: literally kicked him out because I was like, no, this

619
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: is for people who know we're not gonna I mean,

620
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: Kyle is so sweet and he wrote and he was like,

621
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: you're so good. Why don't you let me watch? I'm like,

622
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: because you're a singer song. He's a musician and a

623
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: comedian and it would be a fun live with him

624
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: and him play piano. Is it? You can't go live

625
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: with someone? It because the delay you cannot sing with someone. Um,

626
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: it's kind of a great thing because that way I

627
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: don't have to like sing with I could just keep

628
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: it because I just find so much. But people go,

629
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: how have you gotten so much better than the last

630
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: time I checked? And I'm like, this is the only

631
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: thing I do. I don't practice that much outside of that,

632
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: and if I do, it's so nice because I'll work

633
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: on a song and I'll bring it there and people

634
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: will be like, whoa, this is really good, and I'm like,

635
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, practice works like it's like at least

636
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: two hours. Do you know that? Right? Yeah, it was

637
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: like I have to put the pot out soon. I

638
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: know it's it was ridiculous. And you luckily came into

639
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Speaker 1: the chat and we're like, hey, could you review the

640
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Speaker 1: UM imaging for like you were like sweet, being like

641
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go in here and bring her in

642
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: box tours like it's time you got I. Speaking of golf,

643
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: I gave Andrew this UM. I bought him some golf

644
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: magazines for his birthday, and I went through it and

645
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: I did what my friend Taylor does, which is a

646
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: great gift. If you're a funny person and you like

647
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: writing jokes, going through buying a magazine and then writing

648
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: things in the magazine, making like little captions, making fun

649
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: of stuff in the magazine is just a really fun

650
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: thing to do. So I just want you to flip

651
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: through that and and maybe read some of them. I

652
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: don't even remember what I did. This was, you know,

653
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: April seventeen, but you know who's counting. I did her

654
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: on the seventeen, is what I'm saying. Oh you did

655
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: the day before? Okay, um retrodus easter Okay. Ellen Wood said,

656
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: if she tack Tiger today, this would it's an ad

657
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: for a golf It's an yeah, yeah, yeah, so this

658
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: is an ad for a golf club. Uh. Ellen is

659
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: Tiger Wood's ex wife. And what Nikki thinks the ad

660
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: should be is ellen Wood said, if she attack Tiger today,

661
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: this would be the club she'd used. And it's actually

662
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: did you know? Did you? Is it the same kind

663
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: of clumb No, But there's a second joke here that

664
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's called rogue, So going rogue?

665
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: Who the club is called? Like that, she would have

666
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: gone rogue? Okay? A blade unlike any other, Men love

667
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: a try hot putter. Men love when things they buy

668
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: are displayed in pieces. So it's like a deconstructed putter.

669
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: It's like, so either I make a comment about the

670
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: ad itself, or I act, or I put it in

671
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: quotes like the add is saying it, or I put

672
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: in quotes like the man in the adda saying it.

673
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: So what do you mean by that? Like like like

674
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: let me give you here, no no, no, like in pieces?

675
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Like Men love when

676
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: objects that they want to buy are like deconstructed to

677
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: be like this part goes into this and like if

678
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: they buy a toaster, they want to see like the

679
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: insides of it, like this is a machine like Tesla

680
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: is always like I was going like really dark terminator no, no,

681
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: terminator no, not like up in its guts. I was

682
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: seeing like a body like Jesus. Okay, well come this

683
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: John baname in my head. Alright, one size doesn't fit all.

684
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: This is all for drivers, different drivers, the Stealth Driver,

685
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: the Rogue and the LTD l as Nikki Road. If

686
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: your club doesn't look like a Transformer Goose, then you're

687
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: a little pussy bitch. Yeah, these clubs are like Transformer gooses. Wait,

688
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: just show it really quick, No, turn it around. So

689
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: the goose heads are. If your club doesn't look like

690
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: a Transformer Goose, then you're a little pussy bits I

691
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: like that one. It is it is they all are

692
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: like they all look like like big man toys. Like

693
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: that's what this is all about. They all look like

694
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: Transformer like toys that you would buy your nephew at Target.

695
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: What does that say? I probably can't read it really Wait,

696
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: let me see all right, it's it's an article that

697
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: no one reads. It's in the front. It's always these

698
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: like long articles that are by the editor. The editor

699
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: is always like, hey, I'm ted, so this week's this

700
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: month's issue is really part of my heart. You know,

701
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: when I first grew up in South Carolina, it's always

702
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: this like something that literally no one ever reads. Or

703
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 1: the articles about last last issue. Hanging out with Tiger

704
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: all day it was so amazing. So this is a

705
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: feedback we got from the Tiger WOZ article was fantastic. Yeah,

706
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: this is a this is a bubble coming out of

707
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: the guy's mouth. Is this what he's saying? Yes, no

708
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: one reads these ever. To prove it, I wrote the

709
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: N word above below a bunch below. Yeah, well that's

710
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 1: that's not a bad thing. No, no, no, I literally

711
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: could write the N word a million times and he

712
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't get the board because no one's ever read a

713
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: note from the editor. Actually, it's golf magazine where people

714
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: would buy it. Um, these are missing. Okay, this is

715
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: oh okay, okay, let's go to this one. It's a

716
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: man and a woman. Uh, the guy standing next to

717
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: his golf clubs and the woman just goes, why am

718
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: I here again? I feel more warmth and affection from

719
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: these clubs. And then the clubs have something to say

720
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: about it. They say they leave her. John. So it's

721
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: a woman next to a man who's standing next to

722
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: his clubs. The woman is not why is she there?

723
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: We don't know. It's just to be like I have

724
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: a wife and she's probably like I'm getting in on

725
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: this photo shoot John, And I like that he has

726
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: two sets of clubs, Like yeah, it's like just like

727
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: he probably has two sets of girlfriends too. Um so yeah,

728
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: that's right, Like you just's I wish you told me this.

729
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: I thought you just bought a magazine, like you know what.

730
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: I thought you open it up and will be fun surprise,

731
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: because I thought you would open up magazine that I

732
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: what did I spent on that? Like? How much are those?

733
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: It's it's a customer mountainda. Well we were. I was

734
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: thinking about Canada that day. I was thinking about m

735
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: the police officer. Let's get to the news. This guy

736
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: is awesome. Oh boy, you heard it here first. Apparently

737
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: hope for having all the swells out there. It's been

738
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: a hell of a week, got a great weekend. Coming

739
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: up in Boston and Foxwoods. I got four shows and

740
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: two nights. I'm bringing it. I'm gonna have a very

741
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get these shows tight. You're not

742
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: getting an hour and a half from old Glaze Dog

743
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: because I will not be able to give a good

744
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: show if I do that. So I'm keeping I'm figuring

745
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: out my set list tonight and I'm gonna do a

746
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: very concise boom but new jokes, rapid fire fun. Just

747
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: like the news rapid fire. We're not gonna go over.

748
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be about one bit. There will be

749
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: no but I do want if you're going to the

750
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: meet and greets, um, we gotta keep it quick, especially

751
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: if it's on the first show. Like, I know that

752
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: that's a lot of pressure. Don't feel that pressure. Don't

753
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I don't want to waste

754
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: your time. Take your time. But like, we're gonna have

755
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: to make him a little bit snappier. So just think

756
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: about what you want to say or don't or just

757
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: wing it fucking I don't care. I love it, but

758
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: make it quick, seriously, like speed it up. The family

759
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 1: of a twelve year old boy is suing Apple claiming

760
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: he has permanent hearing loss after wearing his air pods

761
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: during an amber alert. It caused tonitus and now he

762
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: suffers from dizziness and must wear a hearing aid. I

763
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: would not, um, I would. I bet this is the thing.

764
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: I mean, those amber alerts are so freaking loud and uh,

765
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: you can't the volume. That's what they're saying that even

766
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: though he had the volume down while he was watching

767
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: like a Netflix movie or something, the amber or the

768
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: amber loud comes through louder, almost like an ad for amber.

769
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: Ale Um. Yeah, I mean those amber alerts and they

770
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: win any kind of siren when I when a fucking

771
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: fire truck comes by, plug my ears. That stuff is

772
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: so damaging. I think so many people have tendedis tenitis

773
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: um and suffer with it because we are living in

774
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: an age of like loud. You know, since the sixties,

775
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: it's been just loud music. I know, I just what

776
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: you think. It's a little litigious and ridiculous. I don't know.

777
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I I always find it interesting when

778
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: these things happen and then it's like, oh, we get

779
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: to sue now, or like they connected dots, like anyone

780
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: that died from mesotheman noba or whatever the hell that

781
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: word is. Like they're like I almost died listening to

782
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: try to get through that word, and I'm going to

783
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: sue you. You have tendonitis in your ears? Tis anyhow

784
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: did they win? How much money are they? I know

785
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Like do you feel like people just

786
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: get to like excited as soon as think bad episodes?

787
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: And they're like suit, well that in like connecting and

788
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: to the amber alert. I guess maybe the kid came

789
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: in because it's like I'm sure he was like and

790
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: like threw him out of his ears. So, Nikki, you've

791
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: you've talked about wearing your air pods and now like

792
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: they just cancel all the noise outside. You're so it's

793
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: so blocked everything is I've never um, but now it

794
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: makes me a little bit nervous. I'm sure they're going

795
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: to update something so that it doesn't happen that way,

796
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: but they do block out the noise in such a

797
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: way it is. I wore them yesterday without any noise.

798
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: Like you know, I was listening to a podcast something

799
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: that distracted me and call came through. It didn't start again,

800
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: and I just had them in my ears with the air,

801
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: the noise canceling, and I was like hearing my thoughts.

802
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: I was hearing my brain like making connection. I'm not

803
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: kidding you. Like I felt like I was on drugs

804
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: because it was so like my mama open nutcrating dum,

805
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm not putting with a glossop dum. I could hear

806
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: like my dogs looking at me. It was so weird. No,

807
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: I get that's what I was also on mushrooms, but no,

808
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: I also think it's so funny that this family's like

809
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: suing for the amber alert, and now amber alerts are

810
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: just gonna be like, hey, there's a child can like

811
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: they're no, what's good? What's that is that an amber

812
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: alert doesn't sound like an alert. That sounds a lot

813
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: like a whisper, a baby in a car somewhere whatever.

814
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't even hear it. Actually, that would get my

815
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: attention more of someone's Like if my phone was like, yeah,

816
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: what's that there's a baby I just got stolen by

817
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: it's dad. What's the license plate? It's XR too, uh

818
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: huh killer b b k k L. Then the amber

819
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: alert person is going to sue that their kids didn't

820
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: get found because it wasn't loud enough. Yeah, I mean,

821
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm I hate to make it about combine, but I

822
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: always do. Dude, I am this book. I cannot recommend enough.

823
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: I have never you know, I don't recommend things this heavy,

824
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 1: like I recommend everything, but this is like, this book

825
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: is so fucking good. I already searched the guy to

826
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: go what else did he write? Guess what? He wrote?

827
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: The book called Columbine. It's called Columbine, by the way,

828
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: A lot of people wrote me being like, what is

829
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: it called? He wrote another book park Land, So I'm

830
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: just like, he's just writing all about all. He's so

831
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: good anyway, Um, a lot of because of the killer.

832
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: The killers killed themselves obviously at the end of it.

833
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: People didn't have anywhere to put the anger and to blame,

834
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: and so the guys that sold them the guns unknowingly

835
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: fucking people sell guns to miners accidentally. I think the

836
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: time they got he got you know, the maximum penalty

837
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: and then ended up being you know, but like did

838
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: they they had to punish someone, so they that was

839
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: the only person that was dried for this, and then

840
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: you know, their parents got sued, you know, the killer's parents.

841
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: You know, people were just suing everyone after the fact,

842
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: and it's just a fascinating rate. Oh my god. And

843
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: I just got to the part like do you want

844
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: to know why it happened? Do you want to know

845
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: why he did it? Why? Eric Harris did it? And

846
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: Dylan Clewold was just more of a follower than anything.

847
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: He thought he was going to kill himself before it

848
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: actually happened. He really didn't even want to do it,

849
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: but then he forgot to kill himself or he like

850
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: didn't get the nerve to kill himself, and so he

851
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: was like, funk, I gotta do this. He really didn't.

852
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: He only like shot like five maybe like he compared

853
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: to Eric, He's not like two percent of the bullets

854
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: that Eric shot. Eric was the mastermind, did he Yeah?

855
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: They both killed themselves. Why didn't do you know why? Eric?

856
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: He was a psychopath, which is a very interesting thing

857
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: to go why is this happening? Was it about the jocks?

858
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Was it he was a nerd? He was mad about

859
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: a girl. He know he was a psychopath, always go

860
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: to murder, but he was a murderous psychopath, which is

861
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: a small percentage of psychopaths. But this goes back to

862
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: and they are incurable. Okay, but people go and I

863
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: get giving someone that's mentally insane, I feel like we

864
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: give him like the benefit that like, oh he's not

865
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: going to jail. He was, you know, he complete insanity,

866
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: but the jocks didn't play play insanity. Oh and he

867
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: had nothing he didn't care about talks. No, no, no,

868
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: my I'm saying though, like a lot of times we

869
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: separate those two things. I feel like, yeah, I mean

870
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: it was definitely like you know what I'm saying, the

871
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: fact that he was able to get guns helped the

872
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: fact that he was able to uh yeah, and I'm

873
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: sure he's mad at someone he was a psychopath. But

874
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: other things leg no, no, no, he I mean, yes, things,

875
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: things lead to things, but he yeah, those things would

876
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: not affect him if he weren't a psychopath. I go

877
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: back to my point of all this is that so

878
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: this buffalo shooter that happened I was fucking horrendous and

879
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: fucking had the N word on his gun. He had

880
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: someone that whatever he was insane racist that was people

881
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: are claiming people then go, he's a psychle Like Tugger

882
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: Carlson didn't take any blame even though he fucking puts

883
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: his ship in people's heads. He goes, well, he was

884
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: a psychopath, and then once you hear something, it's like

885
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: it's a way to like go well, oh, then it's

886
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: a way to get out of it. Well, all the

887
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: racist ship was still there. He's also a psychopath. Yeah,

888
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: they pick an avenue. I mean Eric Harris was a

889
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: racist too. He was completely into being a Nazi. He

890
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: used the N word all the time throughout the shooting

891
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: throughout What kind of nazi is not a cycle bath? Like?

892
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like psychopaths, Well, if they

893
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: are said on destruction, like and are these two different

894
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: types of psychopaths are the ones that commit mass murder

895
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: like this? Uh, there's many different psychopaths, but there's two

896
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: types that they've found that are like the ones that

897
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: do this. They it they'll find they will be racist.

898
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: I mean it's I know these you know Fox News

899
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: and Stuthing that definitely got in this kid's head. But um,

900
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: without his I'm not saying it's an excuse. Without him

901
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: being a psycho, Carlson can't even help the fact that

902
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: he's a fucking idie. It, Like, I almost don't blame

903
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: him for that I'm not. I don't blame literally anyone

904
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: for anything. I just think it's unfortunate because there's no

905
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: free will, and i'm you know, operating on that level.

906
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: It still makes people still make me mad, and I

907
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: still go like, fucking you need to be stopped. But

908
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: no one can help the way they are. And it's

909
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: so interesting just to hear that. You threw this throughout

910
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: this whole book, You're just going why did he do this?

911
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Where was his motive? He had a good life, he

912
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: was a he was a cute kid, He got laid,

913
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: he had a job like and it was because he

914
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: had an extinction fetish. He wanted to like, he wanted

915
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: the whole world to burn, and he wanted to bring

916
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: about the extinction of man. He hated humans. He was

917
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: he saw himself as a god, not God, but a

918
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: godlike And it's fascinating that it's just a really I mean,

919
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to spoil it for you that he's a psychopath,

920
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: but it is an interesting part of the book where

921
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: you go why because he seems to have compassion, even

922
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: people that watched I mean, sorry to there's this thing

923
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: a catalyst. No, no, it was always it was always

924
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: gonna end this way. He became. Yeah, he became more

925
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: and more. There were different things that happened when he

926
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: got He got arrested at one point, and that made

927
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: him really angry. He um, he his one of his

928
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: friends got a girlfriend. Like there were things like that

929
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: that pushed him along. But um, they're almost There's a

930
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: part of the book where they said they went through

931
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: his journals and they read, well, if it wouldn't have

932
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: gone this way, here's another way it could have gone.

933
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: Because he was already writing about fantasies of raping and

934
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: ripping girls throats with his mouth and crushing their skulls

935
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: like visceral, disgusting things that I mean, he would have

936
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: turned into a a Damer or a Ted Bundy type

937
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: Like this was like, what's gonna break? Sorry to get

938
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: so much into this, but it's such a good funk.

939
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm so fascinated. We're gonna breaking come back with fantas

940
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: We're back. We're gonna skip this sports moment today. We're

941
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: just gonna get right to fantex. We got too much

942
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: to get through. Let's do it. One guy angry, like

943
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: picturing a guy with one of those finger things and

944
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: he's like one time a week. Now he's a psychopath

945
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: shooting come on. Okay, wait, So I wanted to start

946
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: off with the letter that we got um an email

947
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: to the Nicky Gleser podcast at gmail dot com. Okay,

948
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: and uh it comes from bestie Sarah. Photo of you guys.

949
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh cute that was in um? Where was that? That

950
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: was that in Stand Francis? Maybe? Uh? New Jersey? Oh

951
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: that was last week? Okay? Cool? Okay, so she goes. Hi, Nikki.

952
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: I just wanted to write in and say thanks for

953
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 1: such an amazing show in Montclair. I had the best time.

954
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: You and Andrew both killed it. Okay blah blah blah

955
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: at the meat and greet. I also wanted to give

956
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: you a little plug to encourage other besties to attend

957
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: your show alone if they can't coordinate something with friends.

958
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: I was really nervous beforehand, but as soon as I

959
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: sat down, I met another bestie and we hit it

960
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: off right away. It was exactly what you said when

961
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: we instantly had so much to talk about because we

962
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: both love the pod. Then throughout the show, it was

963
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: so fun to have someone to turn to and laugh

964
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: with when you reference something we heard on various episodes. Yes,

965
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: so anyway, thanks again for all you do. Love you

966
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: bestie XO xo. Sarah's connection kind of story through you. Yeah,

967
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: it's like it's that's that warms my heart so much,

968
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: And I so appreciate people just like having the nerve

969
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: to go do something that might be scary for them

970
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: to go alone and then to strike up a conversation

971
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: with someone else going on. It's just really cool and

972
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: using that probably should say it off air, but because

973
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: it could probably be impossible to do, but like a

974
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: st section like all the people that do it would

975
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: be so fun and don't tell him though and have

976
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: them figure it out. But no, no, it could be

977
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: really cool. It would be fun to have like a

978
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: little section where they you just we direct certain things

979
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: to them, and then it would get other people that

980
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: don't know about it to be like, what is this thing?

981
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: I want to know what is Anti speaking of? So

982
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: I was watching you on with um what's his name Kevin?

983
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, on KFC Radio KFC Radio, Yes, and he

984
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: brought up cut and it was so funny because at

985
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: first he just kind of kept talking, but then you're like, yeah,

986
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: this is a word that I use and it was

987
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 1: so he liked its incredible. I was what I thinked

988
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 1: about it was that he wasn't like he just got

989
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: it immediately and was, you know, just tickled by it.

990
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: And I really appreciated that response as opposed to being like, Okay,

991
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: this is so weird girl with a weird word. But

992
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: it's like, choogie is another word that the kids are

993
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: using that means kid. You know, we're we're talking yesterday

994
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift saying, um, things are cringe, but it's

995
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: just me, oh, he gives me the ick. But choog

996
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: e h e u g y is a thing that

997
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: kids are saying a lot that you know, gen z is.

998
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: But it's I think if like really took, I've just

999
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: wanted to took all um who said could to me yesterday?

1000
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I ran into a bus down the street

1001
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: yesterday and she was like I think she mentioned cut.

1002
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I just love anyone mentioning cut because it

1003
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: really is a thing. And especially in the barstool world,

1004
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, they want to call out every day,

1005
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: those guys fucking c ship or here ship. That's so

1006
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: BROI and so just like fantastic that they're like really like,

1007
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: just because you're involved in it doesn't mean you don't

1008
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: see the dumb ship. Kevin Clancy, I do like because

1009
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: he he knows that Barstools cat and like there's a

1010
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: I like those guys some Twitter where someone was calling

1011
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: them out for going back I'm liking Big Jay's song

1012
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: about you or something. Oh yeah, well he apologized to

1013
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 1: me for not defending it during the during the Legion

1014
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: of Skanks. Oh you said it, you said it. I've

1015
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: heard that they are mad that I'm not addressing which

1016
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: podcast it was. It's Legion of Skanks. If you want

1017
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: to hear them talk about I still have people like

1018
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: I went Live with Rachel the other night on Instagram,

1019
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 1: people were like, alright, peebop sag it. Like I could

1020
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: see like those guys like making fun of me. Um no,

1021
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: I Big j and I are actually hitting the road

1022
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: with brit Chrisher this summer and we got we got

1023
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: some plans and we are don't worry about us. We're

1024
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: doing just fine. No, it was nice of Kevin to

1025
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: say I should have stood up for you. I mean

1026
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: he was It's hard, and maybe maybe he was just

1027
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: saying that that's fine too. I don't call him, call

1028
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: him a gass kisser. I don't give us Columbine, Columbine,

1029
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Oh my god. Okay, the next story

1030
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: boom boom. Okay, let's go to Emily. Since we're on

1031
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: the subject of Hi, Nikkio and Andrew. I'm Emily from Denver, Hi,

1032
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: and I wanted to share a potential co with you.

1033
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: It's actually perpetrated by me. And I'm afraid to tell

1034
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: anyone else about this because I think it comes off

1035
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: so caa. But I joined a band and after a

1036
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: lot of our shows, like drunk strangers, strange guys like

1037
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: will come up to me kind of expecting a hug,

1038
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: like opening up their arms for a hug, and kind

1039
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: of touchy and talking to me like they've never seen

1040
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: a girl playing guitar before. It's just so annoying. Um.

1041
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: But I feel like if I were to tell anyone

1042
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: else this, it sounds like I'm just complaining that people

1043
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: are just so into me because I'm such a cool rocker,

1044
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: right and I just have to beat them away with

1045
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: the stick. But it's really not like that. I just

1046
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: feel like I just have to deal with these drunk

1047
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: guys punishments because I want to play guitar on stage. Um,

1048
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: but I'll defer to your your judgment, Cat and I'll

1049
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: wait sencing because they're well, they're they're they're just trying

1050
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: to get laid and trying to I mean, as a

1051
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: female comic, people always want to go like, you're the

1052
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: only female comic good like or like. I don't like

1053
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: female goes. But you're people like, and they're not a lot.

1054
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: We don't see a ton of female I don't know

1055
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: what guitar, lead guitar whatever, you never you don't see

1056
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: a lot of female shredding as much as you do

1057
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: men and the whole idea of lead guitars. Keith Richards

1058
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: fucking to do Dramara Smith the other guy? God, will

1059
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: you send me? I want to see you, know what

1060
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: I mean? Guys do it in Denver. I have friends

1061
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: in Denver. I'll have them come see you. That's so cool.

1062
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: But no, I don't think you because I often talk

1063
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: about things like, oh I have a lot of people

1064
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: saying this to me, or I've got recognized here, and

1065
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: it's like you're just stating facts you're not saying a

1066
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: lot of times people do say that stuff to be cool.

1067
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's just a fact. And it's like some

1068
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: people get mad when I'm like, well I'm a little

1069
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: bit more famous now so this they go, oh, why

1070
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: are you saying that? It's like, because it's true. I'm

1071
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: not saying I'm fame like I'm Angelina Jolie, but it

1072
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: is true. More people know who I am that I

1073
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: don't know, so that equals true. So it doesn't just

1074
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: because if it's it's cool if you're saying it to

1075
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: be cool. But if it's true and you're just stating

1076
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: a fact to support another statement, not so I d

1077
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: M you not gavel not. Yeah. And she also like

1078
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: some people it comes off but they're just they're feeling

1079
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 1: embarrassed or if they're they're feeling insecurity and hugging you,

1080
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: they're not being cult. They just don't want to hug you. Like.

1081
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: That's I think people forget that sometimes that people can

1082
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: come off as like to cool to care for school, Yeah,

1083
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: they might be scared of journeys. Also a lot of

1084
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: times besties, I'll be like this person hated me, and

1085
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: then afterwards they write me and they're like, I got

1086
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: so nervous. I don't know what's saying. I'm like, I

1087
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: never ever think someone hates me now when they're like

1088
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: a little bit weird, don't worry. You will not offend me.

1089
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: If you don't know what to say and you're like,

1090
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: I should probably think I'm an asshole. I know so

1091
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: much now that that usually means they like you a

1092
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: lot or I just protect myself in that way. So

1093
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: um not alright, So up next, we have been with

1094
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: a little bit of information for you since you talked

1095
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: about this recently. Hey, Nikki Andrew, this has been big

1096
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: fan of both of you. I appreciate this podcast and

1097
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: puddles and hook to golf with Andrew that sometime in

1098
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: my lifetime, at some point in my lifetime, I was

1099
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: listening to the most recent episode owed where you were

1100
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: talking about how much of soul ways and I've been

1101
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: an I See you nurse for several years. Several and

1102
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: multiple families have asked me to weigh their family members

1103
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: as they were on comfort care and dying, so like,

1104
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: while they're on a morphine drip and they're still breathing,

1105
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: they'll have me weigh them. And then when they're declared

1106
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: Claire dead by myself and the doctor, then they'll have

1107
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: me weigh them too. Uh yeah, to see. I think

1108
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: it was like they wanted seven or something. Um and yeah,

1109
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: so far from me, the weight has never changed. Um

1110
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: and yeah. I had never heard about it until the

1111
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: family member asked me to to do it on you know,

1112
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: the way, their way their family member. Interesting. Anyways, I

1113
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,760
Speaker 1: was just thinking about thinking about you guys in that scenario.

1114
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: That's all I have for you, Wow, Jack Russell. What

1115
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: people ship theirselves when they die? Oh, but the ship

1116
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: would be on the scale with them if they were

1117
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 1: like if the scale was the bed, you know, or

1118
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: I was thinking the morphine drip could like add to

1119
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: them if a little drip. Also, I think it's I

1120
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: think it's not something that would be negligible on a

1121
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: regular scale. I think it's like Grahams, which is like

1122
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: the size of like, you know, a few feathers. I

1123
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: think that's what like a soul ways, it's something there's

1124
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: some movie called something Grahams and it's Yeah, but I

1125
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: don't think that's right. I think that was twenty one

1126
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: Jump Street is what I was thinking of. I just

1127
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 1: combine thirty three dresses. What was that dresses? I don't

1128
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: know maybe yeah, your soul wass twenty seven wedding dresses. Um, okay.

1129
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: Next that that guy, I really man, I want to

1130
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: know his story. I want to know the things he's seen,

1131
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: what's brought him there? What? And how does he not

1132
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: see it at night? And how does he how does

1133
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: he separate the two things. I don't understand how people

1134
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: can parliamentalize. I never understood how my dad could do it.

1135
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: That book that I read about hospice care nurses or

1136
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: Chaplin was so good and talked a lot about it.

1137
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, ben Um. We want to hear

1138
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: more from you, and we hope you're doing okay. You'd

1139
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: be a great guest. Oh yeah, like end of life

1140
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: stuff talking to him. But seeing I see you nurse

1141
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, okay, maybe we'll have him one nurse. Um,

1142
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: see you, nurse Colin Bine and I see you nurse ahead. Yeah,

1143
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: I mean we're on a roll today, heads rolling, okay,

1144
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: alright now, Next fan trax Okay, next fan trax is

1145
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: from our bestie Jordan's Oh j Hi, Nikki and Andrew

1146
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: and Noah. I hope that all three of you are

1147
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: feeling all of the freaking swells today. UM. I just

1148
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: uned yesterday and I realized it is the first birthday

1149
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: in a really long time, UM that I was not

1150
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: like overly sad or crying on my birthday, which is

1151
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: honestly really rare. I thought that everybody is sad or

1152
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: overly emotional on their birthdays. UM, but then I found

1153
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: out for my friends, so that is on our own.

1154
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: So anyway, UM, two parts of the question. One, I'm

1155
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: curious if any of y'all feel overly sad or dramatic

1156
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: or just emotional on your birthdays. And too, if you

1157
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: had a song or a song lyric that you think

1158
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: fully encapsulates, um, your twenty five of your life. What

1159
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: would it be, something that encapsulates your five or that

1160
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: you wish you knew at what would be? What a

1161
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: good question? Anyway, I love you guys so much. This

1162
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: podcast has truly changed my life. I'm so so so

1163
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: grateful for you guys, so so much. UM, don't be

1164
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: just um Jordan hap Um. Okay, First, do you guys

1165
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: get emotional on your birthdays? I think I don't. If anything,

1166
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: I go to the other way and I try I

1167
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: don't make a big deal out of it. Usually is

1168
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: it to avoid the emotion maybe and to avoid the

1169
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: people like celebrating you and like talking about probably and

1170
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: just you're older that and maybe I just don't want

1171
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: to talk on the phone on my birthday. Yes, oh

1172
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: my god, there's those things. But yeah, I definitely I

1173
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: don't get too emotion I don't think like, oh another year,

1174
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: Like I don't go that deep with it. Usually I

1175
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: wonder what Jordan's If we could figure out what Jordan's

1176
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: getting sad about, I'm sure there's something deeper than just like, oh,

1177
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: it's just my birthday gets sad like you know what

1178
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's and it's if she does it every

1179
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: year and it always has been this way as long

1180
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: as she can remember. She's a young girl. It's not

1181
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: about aging, I doubt. I doubt it's about it might

1182
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: be about like aging out of childhood. Maybe it started

1183
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 1: for her that but um or another year she was

1184
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: thirty five, I could see her being like I could

1185
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: sad because that's when people start going, I'm old even

1186
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: though you're so fucking not. But um, And I say

1187
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: that as a Roman who is about to be thirty

1188
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: eight in like a week. And I I will say,

1189
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: though I get really sad on my birthday because it

1190
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 1: means it's almost over and I don't and I don't

1191
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: believe look forward to my birthday. I don't even look

1192
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: forward to my birthday anymore. I don't like I'm not

1193
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: It's almost like a burden because I have to do

1194
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: something and I have to like answer but you calls

1195
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: and text and stuff like that. It's it's left over

1196
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: from childhood of being so excited about my birthday, a

1197
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: day all for me, fun, presents, all the things, and

1198
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: just that residual um hangover of like so much fun

1199
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: and now it's over and I have to wait three

1200
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: sixty five days, sixty six if it's a leap here

1201
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: for another one. And that's so like this year, I'm

1202
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: doing karaoke on my birthday, but I'm doing it my

1203
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: birthdays on Wednesday. I'm doing it on Tuesday because I want.

1204
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel sad at the end of it,

1205
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: like at least tomorrow is my birthday and it's not today.

1206
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: Some people do birthday months. I'm trying to bring in

1207
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: a birthday year. This year, it's my birthday. I celbert

1208
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: the whole year that every year it's my birthday. Um, Noah,

1209
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: what do you what do you feel about birthdays? You're

1210
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: someone who's kind of like yeah, So, UM, I think

1211
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: even though I would probably want to say I'm not emotional,

1212
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: I think the fact that I don't like I try

1213
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 1: to push down my feelings about birthdays means that I

1214
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: am emotional. Yes. And Um, I had a huge breakthrough

1215
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: because I did the hypnosis thing last day about like

1216
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: being like center of attention and all that stuff, and um,

1217
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: I just I had a memory of when I was

1218
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: a kid, like maybe thirteen or something. Um, I don't

1219
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: have to like, I don't know if I want to

1220
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: go all the way into it, but I connected the

1221
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: two about me wanting to be like not wanting to

1222
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: be center of attention or not having eyes on me

1223
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: and stuff. And basically the reason for it is because one,

1224
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm a middle child, so I was always craving attention,

1225
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: but whenever I got attention, it was always because it

1226
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: was always negative, because it was always like if I

1227
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: did something bad or you know, just like a negative

1228
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: comment or something. So it's like you crave it so much,

1229
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: but when you get it, it makes you feel bad.

1230
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: So I'm avoiding it as an adult, because I my

1231
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 1: brain thinks that whatever it's gonna be, it's gonna be bad. Yes,

1232
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: if they do see me, if they do attend to me,

1233
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: they'll see that I'm doing something wrong if they look

1234
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: too closely, Like if I do get seen, because in

1235
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: the past I've been seen what I'm doing something wrong. Therefore,

1236
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: if someone looks at me, they'll start to notice she's

1237
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: actually not that cool, like something wrong that's interesting. And

1238
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: the whole thing with like the wedding dress and stuff

1239
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: and not wanting to do a wedding or anything. I

1240
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: just could not believe the memory that came to me.

1241
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: So I'll I'll tell you real quick. When I was

1242
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: a kid and we moved to this country, I only

1243
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: got hand me downs from my cousins who were had

1244
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: big breasts. I was like the skinny little thing. Nothing

1245
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 1: ever fit me. My mom used to so close together

1246
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: for me, and she was not a seamstress. It was

1247
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: just like I just looked so gross. I just hated

1248
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: when she sold me stuff. So we had one big argument.

1249
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: She made me wear this like velvet black dress that

1250
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: she sewed, and it just looked so lopsided. And we

1251
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: were supposed to go to like the ballet, and I

1252
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: just remember having so much apprehension about being outside and

1253
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: people seeing me in this ugly fucking dress that she

1254
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: made for me, and um, that is connected to my

1255
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: ill feelings about being in a wedding dress because I

1256
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: had no control over what dressed. That you were out

1257
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: of control and that was going to give you attention

1258
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 1: which you already were scared of getting. Oh my god,

1259
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't be outside. I don't

1260
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,959
Speaker 1: want anyone to see me like this. I just wanted

1261
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: to like crawl into a hole and die. It's so wild.

1262
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: So that came up out of nowhere, that memory, Like

1263
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: you had not thought about that since then? I haven't

1264
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: thought about that dress. And that was how hypnosis. Yeah,

1265
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: I got brought up because I love it were under

1266
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: hypnosis when they got brought up, Like did you say

1267
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: that verbally and the guy bring sets it back to

1268
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: you or what happens? Yeah, So it's like a whole process.

1269
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: You talk through stuff and then um, you know, she'll

1270
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: she'll count down. And I felt like I was like

1271
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: partly awake and I was just trying to like whatever

1272
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: the first thing that came to my mind that's what

1273
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: I would say, And that was the first thing that

1274
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: came to my mind, that that memory. I love that

1275
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,919
Speaker 1: because it's it's again no free will, like you can't

1276
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 1: control your thoughts. I love when a thought of cursed

1277
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: to you where you're like, I don't know where that

1278
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: came from, that just like came out of fucking nowhere,

1279
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: which literally every thought comes out of nowhere. But when

1280
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: you really feel like, well that was somewhere, this memory,

1281
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: and it just served up, and like, I think that

1282
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: gnosis can really let you see how much and also

1283
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: meditation you aren't in control of your thoughts and that

1284
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: things come up that you might need someone else to

1285
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: help you, like give clear the passageways for those things

1286
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: to come up because they're trying to get through and

1287
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: they might not be able to and you're repeating behaviors

1288
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: to yah and those thoughts. It's definitely being exposed to

1289
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: meditation and having done it, even though I haven't done

1290
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: it for a while, which I probably should get back to.

1291
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: Reason why makes me? It makes me think about why

1292
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't like birthdays either. And I'm a middle child

1293
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: as well. But I think if I had to connect

1294
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,439
Speaker 1: the dots, the bar Mitz. I was kind of happy

1295
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 1: about them. My parents were officially divorced. And any time

1296
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: there was an event where it had to have both

1297
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: parents there, it had to be organized. One had to

1298
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: do it, the other one didn't. It was always there

1299
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: was a lot of anxiety leading up to it. S

1300
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: your mom get nervous. You would see just like it

1301
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: would just be a whole thing. That's definitely maybe through

1302
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: hypnosis of Noah got hypnos final thought, can you come

1303
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: to my birthday next? I think it's next Tuesday. It's

1304
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 1: to tuesdays from now. Well, Chris is going to find

1305
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: some room to get Karrie. He it was so funny.

1306
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: He wrote me a list of people. He was like,

1307
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: I wrote a list of like people to invite to it.

1308
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,439
Speaker 1: I have, like I have no friends in this town,

1309
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,439
Speaker 1: and I'm not asking for any because I'm a little

1310
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: like backed up, But I've got I might I might

1311
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: put out the like I might say Bestie's invited. I'm

1312
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: going to see how big the space is and what

1313
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: we can do with it. Um but again it's gonna

1314
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,439
Speaker 1: be I like karaoke, because I want to do every

1315
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: song and I don't want Bettie's just have come and

1316
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 1: watch me and my f But if that's something you

1317
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: might be into knowing that your song might not get

1318
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: picked because the priority is going to be my be

1319
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: and my family. No offense. Um that I love to

1320
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 1: have and we and I would definitely hug you and

1321
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: take pictures and talk to you and accept your gifts.

1322
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Um. Yeah, maybe I'll put it on

1323
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: Instagram live too. That's a good idea because it would

1324
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: be Oh my god, my parents and me doing karaoke.

1325
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fun. My mom always hurts my

1326
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: feelings because I want to sing a song with her

1327
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: and she just wants her own song. And I think

1328
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 1: karaoke is something that you can do with someone no no, no,

1329
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: like with people you like no. I know, I'll sing

1330
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: with Bessie's yeah, like and I think that's that actually

1331
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: is better because I think karaoke is so embarrassing to

1332
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: be like when you're really belting something out and trying

1333
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 1: to like own the room like an American Idol audition,

1334
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:44,640
Speaker 1: it's like you like said no, she was like, I

1335
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: don't want to sing with you. I want my own song,

1336
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, okay, Actually I would never sing

1337
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: with you unless you were my daughter. Exactly hurt. My

1338
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: mom goes, you know they made me say that. I

1339
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 1: don't know they did it. No one, no one even

1340
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: knows that that's the thing that you could even possibly think, Nikki.

1341
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,640
Speaker 1: I was given them what they wanted. When I said that,

1342
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: I was given them what they wanted. No, Mom, no,

1343
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,560
Speaker 1: you weren't. You were being honest. It's okay, you're you

1344
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a fan of mine. But I know, my

1345
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: mom is you didn't see the card, Nick, My god,

1346
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: I know it's it's so I've been in that situation. Mom.

1347
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: They did not ask you to do that. You could

1348
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: have said any number of things, supportive things actually, and

1349
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: that would have been fine too. He chose to say

1350
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: a thing that no one would have even come up

1351
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 1: with of, Like the thing they wanted you to say

1352
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 1: was if she wasn't my daughter. I could enjoy this,

1353
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: but it's hard to listen to my daughter talk like

1354
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: a porn star. But instead she gave them If she

1355
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 1: wasn't my daughter, I still wouldn't like this. The only

1356
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 1: reason I'm here is because she's a mother. Always bothers

1357
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,560
Speaker 1: me about being a mother or being family is that

1358
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: they love you just because they your family. I'm like,

1359
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: I want to earn it. I want you to love

1360
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: me because I'm nice and I'm fun and I'm funny,

1361
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: like I don't like with everyone else though then that

1362
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: get that is the beauty of unconditional love right too?

1363
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 1: Because I didn't I didn't do anything like I understand like,

1364
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,600
Speaker 1: but I want I want my mom to like me

1365
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: for me, just because I came out of her. That's

1366
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. So there is an episode coming

1367
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: up I think where I go, Mom, why do you

1368
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: like having me home? And she cannot come up with

1369
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: a reason. Got I think is a sugar substitute that

1370
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: has no calories. Um oh yeah, Zeba, alright, one more

1371
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: fantast of your time. Sure, Actually this is right on

1372
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 1: on subjects right, Okay, So here's a voicemail from Anna, Hey,

1373
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: Nikki Andrew, Noah, my name is Anna, and I just

1374
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,840
Speaker 1: wanted to come on here. I don't have a script,

1375
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:47,560
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna sound like a crazy person because I

1376
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: have a d D and I'm gonna go all over

1377
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 1: the place and I just know it. But I was like,

1378
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: I'm listening to myself put some advice on how to

1379
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: set boundaries with my mother specifically, because I just feel

1380
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: like she's still trying to keep me in her little

1381
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: child bubble, you know what I'm saying. Even though I

1382
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: just graduated and became a fucking doctor, she still is

1383
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: just acting like I'm her little daughter and wants to

1384
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing all the time and wants to

1385
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,839
Speaker 1: know when I'm leaving town to come visit my hometown,

1386
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,920
Speaker 1: which is about an hour and a half away, And

1387
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: I just I can't anymore, and I just need some

1388
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,920
Speaker 1: help on how to address it. I know that I

1389
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: rely on you guys kind of for a lot of

1390
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: different advice because I feel like people ask the same

1391
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: sorts of questions that I do. But anyway, I also

1392
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 1: wanted to say a thing that my mom does because

1393
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm just annoyed and like going off in my head

1394
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: about her a little bit lately. And it's the Costco cards, man,

1395
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: the Costco like showing your little membership card when you

1396
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 1: walk in the door. It's so cup like they don't

1397
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: even look up even to you. But you have to

1398
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: have it hard to get in, Like if you don't

1399
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: have it, no one care. You don't get in. It's

1400
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 1: just so it's so cringe that we're like flashing this

1401
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,719
Speaker 1: little card like below our belts and it's just so weird. Anyway,

1402
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. Oh my god, and

1403
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 1: jack Off, I love that I got off. She's fun.

1404
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: Um Okay, I think Anya actually gave me or you

1405
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,679
Speaker 1: some good advice BacT stage, we were talking about something

1406
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:23,600
Speaker 1: related to this, where someone is like really annoying you

1407
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 1: with something they're doing. You just go. I love you too.

1408
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: I know you love me, and I know this is

1409
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 1: how you show it, but it's pushing me away. And

1410
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: I love you so much and I love that you

1411
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: want me in your life and that you want to

1412
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: know what I'm up to all the time. But I'm

1413
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 1: just letting you know that you know if anyone did

1414
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 1: this to me, and I know that you're my mom,

1415
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 1: and I know you can't help it, but I'm telling

1416
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 1: you I can't help that. I know you can't help

1417
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,800
Speaker 1: it because you're my mom and this your instinct, but

1418
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 1: I can't help that. This is making me resent you

1419
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: and I want to love you, and I know this

1420
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,720
Speaker 1: is coming from love, and so I give you the

1421
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt. But I'm going to have to

1422
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 1: say to you, I I'm this is this is making

1423
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: me so every time your name comes up on my phone,

1424
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: I roll my eyes. And I don't want to feel

1425
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 1: that way about my mom. And I don't and I

1426
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: and it doesn't have to be this way. Here's a

1427
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:23,600
Speaker 1: way that it doesn't. So how about we you you

1428
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: just give her certain things that are off limits, like

1429
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: I've I've had to do this with my mom with

1430
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: certain things where it's like, you, please don't call me

1431
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,600
Speaker 1: when you're drinking. I just don't. And then if she

1432
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 1: calls me and she and I can send she's drunk,

1433
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: I hang up the phone immediately, because that's a rule

1434
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,879
Speaker 1: we've established. It's good for our relationship. I get triggered,

1435
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,080
Speaker 1: even if she's being so loving and fun and like

1436
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: she's not really she's had one glass of wine. I

1437
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 1: can hear her voice. It makes me upset, and I

1438
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,280
Speaker 1: hang up the phone. And if she texts me when

1439
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,839
Speaker 1: she's drunk, I can tell that too. I sometimes engage

1440
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: because it's fun. But you know, my mom does not

1441
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: have a drinking problem, or like my mom does not,

1442
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: her drinking is not does not do to me what

1443
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: it used to do, but because it upsets me so

1444
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,040
Speaker 1: much and I know it's gonna set me off and

1445
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,640
Speaker 1: I cannot help that. It's my problem, not hers. I

1446
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,679
Speaker 1: set the boundary of if you're gonna drink, it's so fine.

1447
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. If you drink, have so

1448
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: much fun, but I'm not going to be around it.

1449
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 1: But I do not judge you, and I want you

1450
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 1: to do it. I'm not going to take it as

1451
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: like you love drinking more than me. I just can't

1452
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 1: do it. And it's really just it's been a great

1453
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:28,799
Speaker 1: thing for our relationship. Actually, I feel like, yeah, setting

1454
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: boundaries there is something to you know, she became a

1455
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 1: doctor like you. I feel like we get we all

1456
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 1: we have all these moments in our life where we're like,

1457
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm an adult now. Now my parents are going to

1458
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: treat me like an adult because I accomplished this. And

1459
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: what you learn is you're still their kid and you're

1460
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: always be in their eyes unless you go, look, you

1461
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: have to say something. They're not just going to learn

1462
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: on their own because they still see you just like

1463
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 1: you saw you see your mom and dad is like

1464
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: whatever age they were, they see you as a fourteen

1465
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,920
Speaker 1: year old kid that you know you just graduated middle

1466
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: school exactly, So I think you just gotta go. Look, mom,

1467
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm this many years old. Scope actually works, it's all

1468
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:14,759
Speaker 1: a plastic play school one. But also also I would

1469
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 1: urge our bestie to remember that this is how her

1470
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 1: mom shows her that she loves her. I love you too, Mom.

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Speaker 1: That's what Anna said to say, Like when someone's doing

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Speaker 1: go Like if someone's like, hey, did you do you

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Speaker 1: do that thing? Yet? Hey did you do it? Like

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Speaker 1: bugging about something, just go, I love you too. This.

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Speaker 1: I know you're saying that because you love me, but

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Speaker 1: I for some reason that one that really bothers me.

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Speaker 1: So you gotta set boundaries with your mom. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I've been going on too long. But we got

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Speaker 1: to close up the show. We always do it with

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Speaker 1: a rap, and that was that, and this is that.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what else to say. There's a

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Speaker 1: llama and a hedgehog sitting in my way. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: toss it over to Andrew because it's his turn, and

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Speaker 1: you know what, we've got less than to learn. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta tell your mom that you know a lot

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Speaker 1: about tonsilitis and all the organs. And ship tell her

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Speaker 1: to back off. Say look, mom, I got it. Tell

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Speaker 1: her look I could get into an R rated movie now.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you to hold my hand. Your dumb bitch,

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Speaker 1: don't say that that was a joke. But if your

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Speaker 1: mom holds up that Costco card again, you know what

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Speaker 1: to say. Call your friend Larry and he'll funing call

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Speaker 1: her a bit. Make sure you get those free samples

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Speaker 1: at Costco because that's good. Alright, guys, don't be cool

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Speaker 1: and uh, we'll see you this weekend in Boston in Connecticut.

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Speaker 1: I think tickets are still on sale. We are also

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Speaker 1: on tour all next week as well and up until

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Speaker 1: July four, pretty much. So check out those dates and

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Speaker 1: we'll see you on Monday. Je Different grumby Old Men,

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Speaker 1: Classic Two Guys