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Speaker 1: get into the breaking on this show. I'm prideful every

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Speaker 1: fucking day. Bro. Oh hell, you got your arm done? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's cool, right, that's what's up. Yeah, doom and doom

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Speaker 1: mass Marcella got tattooed on her arm. Oh who's that

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Speaker 1: Hanna and the tai the Yeah yeah, hey, arnold man,

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Speaker 1: how's a good show. And that's your pops right, No,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's right, that got killed. Damn that was

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Speaker 1: clean right there, right, and no full back back on

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Speaker 1: when interlocked to oh nine, your sister's tattoo, yeah, signature, right,

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Speaker 1: she did wear on your tip, it's right? Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: danged right there. I'm free like a butterfly. Hey, what's up, homies.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Frankie you know the show podcasts, your boy, Frankie,

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Speaker 1: I got the super Homegirl comedy Ermana Marcela on the building.

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Speaker 1: Remember dance don't have to finally get you on here.

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Speaker 1: For those who don't know, we have known this for

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Speaker 1: for I know how you're trying to act like you

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Speaker 1: don't give fun this big I gotta get excited like that,

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Speaker 1: like finally, it's all trying to get her on and

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, you know your friends, Like, damn, what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with friends? I mean the people that know we knowed

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Speaker 1: each other forever and that intro though, Okay, I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited to have my you know, a long time homie.

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Speaker 1: She's actually a family friend. Now she's infiltrated into my

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Speaker 1: whole family. How you your tone is starting to each other? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's oh yeah, she's here. Yeah, I guess. Uh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure. For real, this September will be seventeen years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so then we're the same. But I didn't see you

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Speaker 1: short Joe's well your toss fun the homie. Come on

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Speaker 1: six to six to six too, man, I'm five six.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, supposedly, damn all right, we're gonna come on

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Speaker 1: It's supposedly your five six. That's not even love it

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Speaker 1: and I'm like five six and a half on alright,

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Speaker 1: When you love your hair, then you became five six,

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. I can still grow it up front.

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Speaker 1: I just got the helicopter patty, you know. But once

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Speaker 1: like the black of my head is blinding. It's shiny,

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Speaker 1: it's blinding. Come down, it's pretty shiny though. But yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I pumped to have you on. You got the special

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Speaker 1: coming out. What's an actual date? The release date? February ten, HBO,

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Speaker 1: name of it. Bitch Grow Up a Bit. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I knew that already, Bitch, grow Up, grow up not

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Speaker 1: That's the Home Girls. Yeah, yeah, she's cool as hell. Man.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, so you had a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. It was It was dope. It

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Speaker 1: birthday or something like that album release party, release party,

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Speaker 1: up to me. Some little as Mexican did come back

419
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 1: to give it was so funny. Shift I was that

420
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: that's a funny story. That's hilarious, Like, dude, a weirdo,

421
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: and what's funny. That doesn't matter what happens to my career.

422
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 1: Like every time I get some ship. People in Medesa

423
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 1: still referred to me as Nick sister. Hey your Nick sister, right, Yes,

424
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what they do. Yeah, but they don't

425
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 1: Nick sisters doing a thing. Yeah, they doing theything. Your mom?

426
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: I love your mom. Yeah she's cool. So as a family,

427
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: what does Nick say about the special coming out? I

428
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 1: mean they're excited, but in their own way, you know, yeah,

429
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 1: that's cool. They see me, they don't give a funk,

430
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 1: but they'll text me that they're excited. It's weird, you know,

431
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: families are weird. They're like, hey, can you babysit the kids? Yeah,

432
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: you're here. I heard your specials coming up. Can you

433
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 1: watch the kids for me? It's like, can you watch

434
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: your special tyption? Yeah, family is weird, but they're good.

435
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 1: Are gwirdos shout out to him. Are gwirdos that Nick

436
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: started calling us? Are girdos? Are girdos? Are all weird

437
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: of us? We're all artistic weirdo. You guys are kind

438
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: of weird it. All of us are a little, a

439
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: little off, but we're always unified. Yeah, that's how we

440
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: were raised. Seems like you're close. Yeah, we're hell of close.

441
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: I you know, a lot of people are like I

442
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: wish I was as close to and I don't even

443
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 1: think we're that close, but we are. We're weird and

444
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: we can make weird jokes to each other. Right, A

445
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: lot of inappropriate jokes happened in our family. Oh yeah

446
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: for really? Yeah? Yeah, I mean me and my sister

447
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 1: always joke about when I make inappropriate jo She's like,

448
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: you're crazy. There's hell cute. She's like the sweetest. Oh yeah, yeah,

449
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: she's sweet, dude. She's about to pop and she got

450
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 1: four weeks out. She's about to have a little homie.

451
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: She already has Frankie Rose, that's my goddaughter. And then

452
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 1: now I'm a godson. Now that's crazy. Your parents are

453
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: huh parents are pumped. Yeah, I mean they're juiced. Remember

454
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,959
Speaker 1: the big gass small wedding they threw for the baby shower.

455
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: You know what my mom is when she loves, she'll

456
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: think of any excuse to throw a fat party, you know,

457
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: even for uh, you know, Charlie's about to be born.

458
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: She's like, I wanted to throw another biglass party. And

459
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: my sisters like, yeah, like it's it's too much, too much,

460
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: like just any little reason. She's like, I get the DJE,

461
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 1: you get the three and all that ship, get the food,

462
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, come now. And I remember at that

463
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 1: at the baby shower, because your parents were like worried

464
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: that they were only gonna have one grand baby. They

465
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 1: were like, Hella, like they were kind of sad at

466
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: the party because they were worried because they're like, Frankie

467
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: is not going to give us any kids. And then

468
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: they were like Chrissie hesitated and they were like just

469
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: so excited to have the one. And then I was

470
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: all drunk and I went up to your dad at

471
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: the end of the party because he was like that.

472
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: By the end of the party, your dad was sad.

473
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: I remember that, like kind of like, damn, this is it.

474
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the only one. And I was like,

475
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 1: you know, don't and I went, I went, look if

476
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't, if I don't find anyone, and Frankie doesn't

477
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: find anyone, and Christie doesn't have any more kids. I was,

478
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 1: I promise you another grand baby, drunk like you made

479
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: a deal. Yeah, And your dad shook hands. And I've

480
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: been like tripping about that ship ever since. I was like,

481
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Christy better get fucking pregnant sometime soon again, because I'm

482
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 1: not giving frank goddamn baby ruined my lineage because of you,

483
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: because it's some drunken comments ruin the lineage. You know,

484
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: maybe we'll be five nine. That's a good height. No,

485
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: it's not. Five nine is a good height for me.

486
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: That's you know, could be a short stop whatever, you know,

487
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: keep you an extra short stop. Hey, we gotta do it.

488
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: He probably my dad. Only I might need to show

489
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: me up your late like a little koala, Hey, let's

490
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: get down. It doesn't go down. He goes up on me. O. Um,

491
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: you're Jim's last every time he laves or something. No,

492
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, yeah, luckily because my sister did. She

493
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: called me one time and she goes, hey, uh check

494
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: it out, Like you know, she was like getting the

495
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,719
Speaker 1: tattooing like ten hours a day or whatever. She's like, hey, like,

496
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: we gotta get mom and dad baby, and I promise

497
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: you I don't want to have kids. I'm not. Wow.

498
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: She straight up was like, I promise you. This is

499
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: how it's going to be. So I was like, call me.

500
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 1: So she put the pressure on me. You know, like

501
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: I felt it more from her than my mom and

502
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: dad because I was like just because I was like, well,

503
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, what do you mean? You

504
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: know that? So it was I was just like, just

505
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: get one of your bitches pregnant. You had so many

506
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: bitches back my mind. You know. My mom would always

507
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: be like you know, I mean like when I was

508
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: still you know, my twenties or whatever, She's like, you

509
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: know me, he'll do it right, get married and have

510
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: some kids. Now she's like you know how, She's like,

511
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't get a hood right pregnant, I'm working, Just

512
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: give me the baby, Like fucking Latina. They started off.

513
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: When I was like dating or hooking up with girls,

514
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,919
Speaker 1: She'd be like, did you use that condom? You know?

515
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, mom, fun fun you know in

516
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: history that doesn't want you for being safe future. Yeah,

517
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: She's like she would just take the baby though, you

518
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: know she don't care. I mean, that's kind of how

519
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: my mom was to like, just have one so I

520
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 1: can take it. And I was like, that's weird, what

521
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: a weird what a weird energy to put out that,

522
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: that's real weird. But you know that's how they get

523
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: like we're not back in the old country. Yeah, like

524
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: she's different here exactly handing over. That's weird. People people

525
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: be be having kids at later ages to No, yeah,

526
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: it's better if you can. It's better because then you're

527
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: also liked, you're just more chilled out the older you get. Yeah,

528
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: it's good for the baby's mental health too. Imagine having

529
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: I mean, imagine having a baby at twenty one. I

530
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: was an idiot at one. I always trip out on that.

531
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm like because my dad. I remember, like my dad

532
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 1: was like twenty six with two kids on me and

533
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: like and by the time he was twenty six, I

534
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: was already you know what seven or something, and like

535
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: like you know, he's like having it. I'm like, why

536
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: on me? Like when I was twenty six, I was

537
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: very like, oh yeah, let me figure my life out.

538
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: I know my mom was the four of us were

539
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: there's any There's no way I would have four crying

540
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: every day. You know you're doing good. Wait, I wanted

541
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: to ask you something, what was it? Already forgot? It

542
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, oh man, But yeah, yeah, dude, I would

543
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: just like I don't even know wander to tap in.

544
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: We have so many memories together. Damn we're not dying.

545
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: You have to talk about memories. No, no, no, but

546
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like all the stories, all

547
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: the times. Oh, we can talk about that worst shoot

548
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: ever when we found out your sister was I found

549
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: I guess your sister was pregnant before you guys even knew.

550
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Remember that the worst shoot of my life. It wasn't

551
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: even that bad. You're talking about the Penelope thing. Yeah, yeah,

552
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: I was at the worst. I mean I was sick

553
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: and I had a babysit, and I just remember like

554
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: being so fucking out of my mind. Oh yeah, I

555
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: was sick and I had a babysit out of nowhere,

556
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: and I texted your sister because she was a babysit

557
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: those kids. Oh yeah, she was like, because you're like, oh,

558
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: my sister can't make it to watch these kids. And

559
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: I was like she can't. You're like, no, she's apparently

560
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: an appointment she can't miss. And I was like, she's

561
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: I thought it in my head. Oh my god, she's pregnant.

562
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: Frankie's a idiot. He doesn't realize that's what's going on.

563
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: And I texted her, bitch, are you pregnant? No? L

564
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: O L and then like whatever. When she finally told

565
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: the family, she texted me back and she goes, just

566
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: so you know, you guessed it. I was pregnant, but

567
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: I was going to the appointment to find out if

568
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: I was pregnant. Oh sh that was That was crazy.

569
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: You came through for me. We did this thing called

570
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 1: Penelope what was it? Ghost hunter? Ghost Hunter it's on

571
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: YouTube but one of his dude videos. No it's not

572
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: on mean, it's that she gets loved. It came out

573
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: tired with a little special effects of ship. That was funny.

574
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: But but yeah, we were like a budget for sure,

575
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: and I had the home girl, and she came and

576
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: she had but she had her kids with her and

577
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: they were part of the sketch. They were to the

578
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: cute they were. They're cute as hell and so uh.

579
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: But you know, we didn't have somebody to watch the

580
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: kids while we were filming other scenes. So you were like,

581
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: you were sick and you had to watch the kids.

582
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: And I told her. I told the mom too. I

583
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sick, so the kids will get sick

584
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: if I have to watch them, and she goes, it's fine.

585
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: I found hilarou throw kids under the bust. She shouldn't care,

586
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: but I did. I ended up having to, like want

587
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: because the littlest one, I think it was a boy,

588
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: he was like the littlest baby was like so small,

589
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: not small like a baby baby, but like a young

590
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: toddler that he was like could not understand that his

591
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: mom was over there and he had to be over here.

592
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He had the attached man.

593
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: So I had to take him outside, like walk him,

594
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: carry him because he was just crying. And I was like,

595
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: this sucks. But and she was like all dressing about it,

596
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, no, because I have eight

597
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews and I have helped raise them. And

598
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, I get I understand that

599
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: a crying baby doesn't bother me. I told her. I

600
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: was like, if you don't care that he's the baby's

601
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: gonna be crying, I don't care, the baby's gonna be crying.

602
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: But she's like, but he's gonna be crying, you know.

603
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: All right, But but you kind of got him. I

604
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: think he went to sleep, or he was about to

605
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: go to sleep or some ship. You knocked him out.

606
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: So I gave him a cold medicine. I just want

607
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: to being hellisick and having to watch those kids. That sucked, alright.

608
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: So the next one is Capricorn on me. So that

609
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 1: Capricorn horoscope A and the symbol for that or animal

610
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: for that. There is that sea gold and what a

611
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: trip on alright? So Centaurs on me, got nothing on

612
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: Capricorn's A because you know those fools are half fish,

613
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: half gold. So I was saying, it's a trip, you know,

614
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: So make a you know, make like a goat noise

615
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: they like or whatever, and you know, get ready for

616
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: that New year on me? All right, hurdles, will you

617
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: know they're gonna come and go only. But capricorns they

618
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: never give up. You know what I'm saying that we're

619
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: gonna be like that and uh you know, and that

620
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: should you know, help your attitude and me and stay

621
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: in that attitude for the whole three a because you

622
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: need to you know, like express yourself right and manage

623
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: all of your areas of your life home me with

624
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: like the best attitude possible, homie and mindfulness that I'm being,

625
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: you know, like dang, you know, like anythink about this

626
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: and you know why you're you're your family, your finances

627
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: on me. You're gonna be great and you're gonna be

628
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: you have fatty on the bank. You're gonna be moving good.

629
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: You know, you may face some troubles are regarding your

630
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: your health or whatever. Like I have a little sight

631
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: ping is it? What could it be? Uh? Is that

632
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: a hernia or what? They? So? You know, so say

633
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: that money on me and go see the doctor because

634
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: you have fattie on the bank. Like, hey, let's see

635
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: if it's this hernia on me? Because hernia is that

636
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: they I think they're pretty The cost is pretty good.

637
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: How to remove a hernia? Yeah, they say, yeah, Um,

638
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: so hold me, you know what I'm saying, Just be

639
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: smart about it on me. I know it could be scarier,

640
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: especially you know when you're part fear, shouldn't part go

641
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: because you know you could be like, oh, dang, is

642
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: that my fin hurting or my horny? You know, and

643
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: those are two different doctors you have to go to

644
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: because all right, Dan, now I gotta go spend fatty

645
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: to go see the fish doctor. Make sure it's not

646
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: my fin that messed up. And then and then you know,

647
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: probably on Thursday, usually Thursdays, the the goat homie he

648
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: takes open appointments, and so you could just kind of

649
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: walk in on Thursdays like the goat homie will see

650
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: you then and be like, hey, now your horns could

651
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: or whatever or you're gonna have to pay me like

652
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: you know two up to up to open some five

653
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: they to fix the horn. Um. So yeah, just you

654
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: don't say that fairy on homi because you might have

655
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: to be dealing with that this year. But don't trip,

656
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: all right, and like you know, you don't even know

657
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: like what where life's gonna take your homie, but you

658
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: know you can bed homie that you gotta you know,

659
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: stay focused. You know, you know, whether it be with

660
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: the love of your life or you know, or that

661
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: you married somebody that wasn't the love of your life.

662
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh damn, we are already married her,

663
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: so you know, just be right there on me, you know,

664
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: because capricornators are likely to enjoy their time with their

665
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: partners on me even if they're not in love with them, Like, hey,

666
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: there's still my partner, you know, even though, um, in

667
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: my heart, I don't feel nothing for them, But it's

668
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: just somebody to go get a sandwich with, or go

669
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: get a bag over locks or whatever. You know, put

670
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: a little papers on there can real fancy on me, um,

671
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: but look out for you know, you're wandering goat I

672
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: a because you know what I mean. You start looking

673
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: to the siding. You're like, dang, you know, um that

674
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: that other height, noight looks good. And I'm not even

675
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: in love with my partner, but I married her, but

676
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about possibilities and with that one, like you know,

677
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 1: you don't need all that home, you're too old for that.

678
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: And what are you gonna do? A like go through

679
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: the divorce and you know you already got the bills

680
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: from next to the fish doctor and the goat doctor

681
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: and you just fix up your horn off him at

682
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: HOMEI and you know, just be right there with your partner.

683
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: She's right there. She wants to go you with you,

684
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: all right, so you can look at other fish goats,

685
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: but no touching on me, you know what I mean.

686
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: You know, just stay right there because its not it's

687
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: not worth it, homie, it's not worth it. You don't

688
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: have to deal with a lot of packing and listen

689
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: that just you know, just get a mental picture and

690
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: then you know we're stroking off like your bathroom or whatever.

691
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: You know, just or just close your eyes and be

692
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: with your partner that you're not in love with, and

693
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: just pertain on me that it was that other you

694
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: know gold hang now whether eating everything bagel with just cream,

695
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: cheese and tomatoes or what she had. All right, So

696
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: appreciate all the goldfish on the world they but appreciate

697
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: the one that you have at homeie, all right, that's

698
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: what sucks all right there. And a famous capricorn is

699
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, homie, all right? And so yeah, homie, So

700
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: she she did a lot of things there like so

701
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: that you know, when you see like the gold and

702
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: fish apperil at Targeted. That's because Michelle Obama homie, because

703
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: she's um, she's like for corn, and she struck a deal,

704
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: like I guess with Target. And that's why you see

705
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: like those little T shirts or everything that had a

706
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: little fish on them, and you know, and and and

707
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: you know they have little stuff goats there. Now a

708
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: lot of people don't notice it, but watch next time

709
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: we go to Target, you're gonna see a lot of

710
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: fish and go attire a or just like little drawings

711
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: of them on clothing. And that's because Mochelle Obama. All right,

712
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: So you gotta stay focused and keep it moving. That's

713
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: what's up. Remember that time we were at the open

714
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: mic in downtown l A. That's why our friendship was

715
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: like early meet you and Greg. Remember that ship? What

716
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,479
Speaker 1: was that place called we went? I drove you guys?

717
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: Oh that like open mic thing? I think so it's

718
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: kind of was by the Independent, the Lexington, the Lexington. Yeah,

719
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: remember that ship. When I peeled out, it was a

720
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: funny because whatever we got friends. Okay, me and you

721
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: were your friends. Greg, Greg, we'd a shoutout to him.

722
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: We've known him for long ast time, very funny comic,

723
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: great artists too. Gregors doc he um we I drove

724
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: you guys. We went to this open mic and then

725
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: um we were inside having a good time, and then

726
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: the mic was dead and they were like, we're gonna

727
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: have music after and then we were like in like

728
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: in the bar, and I was like, you know what,

729
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go sit in my car because I was like,

730
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: I was feeling tired, and you guys were like, all right,

731
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: we'll be out there in a minute. And I went

732
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: in there. I fell asleep in my car because you

733
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: guys were sucking enjoying yourselves as you guys do. And

734
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: then out of nowhere, I see a flash and I'm like,

735
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: what the funding. I realized you guys taking a picture

736
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: of me sleeping in my car, and I got pised.

737
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: I got pisted, and then and then I was like,

738
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: I was like, what's up? You guys ready to go?

739
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna stay, and I was like, what the funk?

740
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: That's when I fucking really like. But you guys, m

741
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: make your weight are and then you're all feeling bad.

742
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I'm sorry. And then Greg could give

743
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: a fund because he's he's like he's known me for

744
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: a longer time, like like we're better friends at that point,

745
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: you know, like we hadn't gotten to know each other

746
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: that well. And so I fucking um, you were like

747
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: trying to open the door and be like hey, sorry

748
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: as you fucking pussy as does You're like I was trying,

749
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, and then Greg is like

750
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: whatever they said, But I remember peeling out, like to

751
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: the point, I mean I peeled out, and also you

752
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: still had the door open, so the door slammed, and

753
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: then you were like trying to call and and then

754
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: I And then what was funny was as soon as

755
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: I heard the wheels do that ship, I started laughing

756
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: because I was like, damn, that was hello dramatic. It

757
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: was dramatic as fuck. Remember I tried to open the door,

758
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: You're like that, and and everybody's like everybody that whole

759
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: back part of that leg was like oh shoot. And

760
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: then Greg was the only one laughing because he knew that.

761
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: He's like, no, just and I think he told you like, no, no, Just.

762
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: I was more like, oh shoot, what the Greg was

763
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: like because he knew and I just got a little

764
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: cool up for a few days, right good, And I

765
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: was like, alright, that's that's that's the night we got

766
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: to become better friends. Damn. Yeah, that was a long

767
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: time ago. I'm still hitting those open mics. Remember that

768
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: your little ride scooting off and that fucking busted as

769
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: parking That was funny. Oh man. Yeah we've done Damn

770
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: We've done so many gigs too. Sharing a hotel room

771
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: with like three other people and ship. You're there's a

772
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: lot of times you're always like the one girl a

773
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: lot of the time. Yeah, because I do a little

774
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,959
Speaker 1: shower cap on a little nightety hat. But it would

775
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: be like this foody this ship. Yeah. Years, I'm like,

776
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm a grimy ass bitch. That's for sure. A long

777
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: time you went through it, through all that ship like.

778
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's a trip to think about to

779
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: look back and damn yeah, I know. It's crazy. It's like,

780
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: remember all those gigs that we would go up and

781
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,959
Speaker 1: down the like open down Cali, doing these random gigs

782
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: and all sharing in one room at a motel six

783
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: or some ship like, and you just be right there

784
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: with your bonnet like ship talking, ship like, shut the

785
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: funk up, so go sleep. Just remember that it was awful.

786
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: Remember the last time and we were said that my

787
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: friend Patty was with me and she locked me out

788
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: of the room. Oh yeah, you were banging on my

789
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: window and Ship's time. I was losing my shop. I

790
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: was like, what the funk? Old, you're trying to sleep

791
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: and Ship I gotta drive back to late in the

792
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: morning and you're like, I heard bom bom bom, Like

793
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: what I first trying to break in? First I thought

794
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: somebody was trying to break in, and I was like,

795
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: what the fund? And then I just went back to sleep.

796
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: I got a temper, It's true. No, it's sometimes when

797
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 1: you drink. Yeah, my temper goes even more, crazy, goes crazy.

798
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, I could see it in your eyes. I'm like,

799
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: damn that two or nine Ship comes out like Salvey

800
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: comes out. Oh yeah, yeah, Salvador, that crazy Salvador. And

801
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: you know the vibes. You know the vibes. Oh man,

802
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: you've been dating? Wait you got it? Yeah? I got

803
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: my boot in Chicago. That's right. Damn, that's been going

804
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: for a minute. Cool we talking about over here. Let's

805
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: been going for a minute. He's cool. Yeah, yeah, he

806
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: seems cool. I haven't I hadn't met him yet. Be

807
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: at the party on Tuesday for real. Yeah, your mom's

808
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 1: about to meet him all damn? Sup that the passive

809
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: test with my mom. I think he's taller than you barely. Really,

810
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: he's a little dad. You're over here clunting me and

811
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: ship like why not? Yeah? So what s up? I

812
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: gotta meet him? And you guys are like all happy,

813
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like on the Instagram, everybody looks happy, but no, yeah,

814
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: he's all cool, good, he seems cool. I got look

815
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: at my earring, says Clinton. Dad, girl, you wearing his

816
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: name on your your Damn. Yeah. I realized when I

817
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: made this earring. I was like, yeah, if I if

818
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: I had dated him in my twenties, probably would have

819
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: got them tattooed immediately. Because I'm left, I'm sucking My

820
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: best steiling has a great joke about that. He also

821
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: has an HBO Max. Specially the best steiling she has

822
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: like a she has a joke because she did she

823
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: got I forget what the dude's name was. But then

824
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: she's like, when she's sucking a new dude, she looks

825
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: She's like, you see that, that's kind of commitment. You

826
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: can expect from me. That's hilarious. See how do I

827
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: am for my love? My favorite joke she got like

828
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: five names all of her body's crashed. Hell yeah, oh man,

829
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: all right. The next one is like larious homi for

830
00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: scope all right and saying are the animal thing? For

831
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: this one is the owl on me? All they say,

832
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: all right, Um, you ever seen an our's legs, it's

833
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: a trip. Google that and just google owl's legs. Hold me,

834
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: look at the images of it. It's a trip. Puts

835
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: underneath that, all right? So um hey holmi the ol

836
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: homies just like you're symbol. You are wise and don't

837
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: speak a lot, but when you do. People listening on

838
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: me like this Phoe don't talk that much, but when

839
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: he talks, it's like, all right, let's see what he's

840
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: talking about right now, Because sometimes you'll say something like important,

841
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: like um, hey, you didn't hear about Raquel homie, like

842
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,919
Speaker 1: she had got fired on me, and they're like, whoa fool?

843
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: Like that was our hook up because she worked that outpack. Um,

844
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: you know it's a steakhouse from Australia that's here in

845
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: the United States or whatever, And I didn't even know

846
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: that that Australians were into steak like that, and I said, well, damn,

847
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: hold me, is it cows or kangaroos or what they not? Holmi,

848
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 1: it's cows, like don't trip and and uh's all right

849
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: cool hold me, but anyways, on me, long story short,

850
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: that Rachel on me was you know, she was getting

851
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: stealing the steaks and from the outback saint and putting

852
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: him just in her backpack like that, and they're like,

853
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: what fool And she had left her backpack on the

854
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: ground and this fool came in with a scene eye dog.

855
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: You know, he's like at first they're like, oh, hey,

856
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: you can't have the dogs right here. But then all

857
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: this fool can see, you know, he has a little

858
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: harness on it that says, hey, I'm a service, I'm

859
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: about this full service or whatever. Anyways, on me, this fool,

860
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: the fucking the scene night dog goes to the backpack

861
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: and started first everybody, ah, he's drippy, but the blind

862
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: holmeie said hey, not, something's up, you know, And so

863
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: the boss came and was like, what do you mean.

864
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: Somethings are like, he's just not gonna grab any backpack.

865
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: They opened the backpacking and it was about fourteen steaks

866
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: in there. Hold me, uh they said about and it's

867
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: seven of them or filet mignons. So yeah, that was

868
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: like their you know, that's their big money maker. There

869
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: only that in the blooming onion. So she had got

870
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: fired day and um, you know, she said all right,

871
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: you know, forget you, then forget you guys, and she

872
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: she got the steaks out of it. I mean some

873
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: of them are chewed up to all by the by

874
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: the blind homies dog um, but that's neither here nor there.

875
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: How many The point is that she made out with

876
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: most of it, and she was there cookmi that for

877
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: the the whole familia. That weekend, everybody went over for

878
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: the barbecue and it was like, damn, where'd you get

879
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: this meat? At the kind of saida and they go, now,

880
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: holie the homegirl Raquel Jack did for my backstayhouse. But

881
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: she had got fired and they're like, dang, it still

882
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: tastes good, and they said that's what's up. Um. So yeah, Helmi.

883
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: So the aquaria say, you know, yearly horoscope for twenty

884
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: three or three tells me that you can enjoy some

885
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: me timing and work on yourself to achieve better things

886
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: in the year ahead, all right, So moreover the year

887
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: would be you know, great for you if you just

888
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: consistently put in all your efforts into the right places. Hey,

889
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like an ol on me,

890
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: like an owl. You know, you gotta pick your favorite

891
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: tree home me and make it home. Like, hey, this

892
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: is the tree that I'm gonna do my oh from

893
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, like, check it out, see

894
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: what's going on around there. And you're like, oh, you

895
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: don't remember not to ignore any warnings that hold you

896
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: back from performing something on me. So like you know,

897
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: read the signs a pretty much. You know, you're now homies,

898
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: so you can you know, turn your head this way

899
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: and that way. Who you know, and uh, you know,

900
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: just make sure that there's no like foxes around. Um,

901
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: you know before you you know, swoop down and you

902
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: know to catch a mouse, say, because you know you

903
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: can't go for the mouse and the fox will be like, hey,

904
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna go for that mouse and then

905
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: the fox will just you know, and that food could

906
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: eat you. So but enjoy that mouse on me, and

907
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully it's a healthy one, and you know,

908
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: just keep it moving home because even you know, if

909
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: the situation looks hard, you know, stick to the right

910
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: things ay, and soon around like about the third quarter,

911
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: you know, the missing piece of your puzzle will be

912
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: right in front of your saying. You know what I mean.

913
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: So stay careful, you know not you know it's not

914
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: everything you think works the way you wanted to. You know,

915
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: you still gotta just you just gotta be careful and

916
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: keep it moving home me all right, So don't try

917
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: to like you know, band any situation. Hey, instead try

918
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: to adjust yourself in that in that manner, you know

919
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, just you know, calling out able. Mean,

920
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: you see the playing field change a little different. You

921
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: see that fox over there in the corner, like, hey,

922
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let that leather little mouse go on me.

923
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: He looks like he has ship to do. Anyway, I'll

924
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: wait for the next mouse. After that fox leaves and

925
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: then boom and then we're all you know, we're all key.

926
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: They're just eating good and then recount or familia over

927
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: there in the background, the barque eating uh play me

928
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: knows from our back steakhouse all right, also sucks all

929
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: right on me? And a famous aquarius is Harry styles. Hey.

930
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: So you know, at first on me, when I saw

931
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: that name, I was like, hey, I thought it was like, like,

932
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: you know how for big bottles that are like obees,

933
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: they have the the Exile Store. So I thought this

934
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: was like a clothing line for Harry fools that are

935
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: hairy on me, because it would make sense because they need.

936
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: I have a couple of homies that they don't they

937
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: have like when they have their shirt off, it looks

938
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: like they're wearing a sweater, like a sweater vest they

939
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: because they're so hairy on me. And then when they

940
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 1: put a regular shirt on, like a little bushels coming

941
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: out from the collar area. So I'm thinking like, hey,

942
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: ho me, like if they had rope our clothing to

943
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: kind of compress that hair from popping out like that,

944
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: because it's distracting. A like when I talk to my

945
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: Harry homies and they have that bellow popping out of

946
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: their collar, it's like dang, Like you know, I can't

947
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 1: stop looking at it HOMEI It's like that little patch

948
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: or bush is talking to me and I don't even

949
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: hear what's coming out of the homies mouth. So it's

950
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: like dang, Hoomian so I thought, damn, they should come

951
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: out with a clothing line to help hold that hairy

952
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: in on me the collar area. And then I thought, okay,

953
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: there you go, Harry Styles eh. But then somebody said, nah, fool,

954
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: it's his white food. That's a singer using that band

955
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: one direction, and like, oh damg trip out. So it's

956
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: not a clothing line for Harry people, homi, but it's

957
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: this full name, Harry Styles. He and he's a now holman.

958
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: He seems good. Like oh and uh, he's got a

959
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: feed be hind night, I guess. And she was like, hey,

960
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm famous, so I'm gonna make you a director, and

961
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: she directed a movie and nobody liked it. All right,

962
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: that's what sucks. M m mmmmmoo. We got that laughter

963
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: for your soul. And now to the into the break

964
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: you on this show. So what you're gonna hit the

965
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: road after the special comes out or what's yeah we're gonna?

966
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: I mean, right now I only have um San Francisco

967
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: punchline March seventh and eighth, and Women Crush Onnesdays, which

968
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: is my monthly women's show February. Yeah, right now, I'm

969
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: pretty open. You're still doing that the Hollywood and profct Hell, yeah,

970
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: that's what that's just been. Dope. I've got every time

971
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: the girls tell me like updates, like we just have

972
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: gotten managers, agents, they've got opportunities like and sucking. One

973
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: of my favorite stories actually is I want to go,

974
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: um see Bill Burr at the Forum and Bianca Christoval

975
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: open for him. She was great, and so I was

976
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: chatting with them afterwards and I was like, oh my god,

977
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 1: that's so amazing that he have Bianca on the show.

978
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, yeah, I saw her at

979
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: Women Crush Wednesdays. That's how I know her. And I

980
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: was like holy, Like I started tearing up, like that

981
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: what women crushes about, you know, like giving women opportunities

982
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: and for their audience, you know, because it's real. And

983
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: then people in the industry that are looking for you know,

984
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: hey we need a woman for this role or whatever,

985
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: let's go check out this. Yeah, and it's been that

986
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: That really made me feel real good when when he

987
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: because it was coming from him, like it wasn't she

988
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: told me or she said she said top, it was

989
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: he told me I saw her at your show and

990
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: that's how I know her. And that fucking that made

991
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: my day, you know, like my life say all worth it.

992
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: But I've girls have gotten all kinds of ship because

993
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: women crush and I'm very proud of that show. Hell yeah, no, no,

994
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: that's what's up. That show gets cracking. Yeah, it's fun.

995
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: It's always it's always sold out. It's a small room,

996
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: that's what's cool about it. So, but it's super cracking.

997
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: Always have my playlists going. Music is always jamming. The

998
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: vibes are always good. I fucking if if audience isn't,

999
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, acting right, I fucking rip into them to

1000
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: teach them like, no, we don't fucking we don't moan,

1001
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,959
Speaker 1: we don't groan. We either laugh or we don't. Really.

1002
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: Just gotta laugh while we're here, you know, because that's

1003
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: what I want. I want to I Also it's like Ellie,

1004
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: audiences can kind of be a little obnoxious, you know,

1005
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: and depending on the room. Yeah, you're so like they're

1006
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: so used to seeing so many celebrity comedians that they

1007
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: don't know how to appreciate comedians who they don't know

1008
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: that are very good. But they're like, I don't know

1009
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: who that is. They got all fucking got attitude. Sometimes

1010
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: it's like, man, yeah, relax, enjoy yourself. You know, so

1011
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: women crushed audiences like jamming always fun. Hell yeah, that's

1012
00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: what's up is? Uh so, what what what's the It's

1013
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: Marcella Comedy, dot com, comedy dot com. Yeah, all my ship,

1014
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: all my social media's Marcella Comedy. Hey check it out, y'all.

1015
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: Marcella Comedy. Check it out here? And then what what

1016
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: was it? Punchline? Punchline March seventh and eight, San Francisco.

1017
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: Let's go. Yeah, and um yeah, women crushes every month,

1018
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: so cool, cool love. I'll have other days. I gotta

1019
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: my old album, The Woke Bully. I got another album

1020
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: coming out Mercury and Reggae Thawn. We're gonna drop that

1021
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: pretty soon. All right, Sure, well, thanks for coming through, Marcella.

1022
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: February tent HBO, Max, HBO, HBO, Max HBO and HBO

1023
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: and Max my bad. That's right. Apology accepted. Please tune in.

1024
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: What's it called again? Bitch? Grow up? Each grow up, bitch,

1025
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: grow up. February tent HBO, HBO, Max, The Homegirl Marcella

1026
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: outgo please check it out, supported share it, love it,

1027
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: all them good things, and then what they go? Marcella

1028
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: comedy dot com at Marcella comedy on all social media

1029
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, that's the sun. Thanks for coming through.

1030
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. I'm gonna call your mom after this. Yeah,

1031
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: she's priority texting your gus right now. She's probably drunk

1032
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: texting me early. All right, y'all see you next With

1033
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: that che sent there for tuning into another episode and

1034
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 1: The Frankie In Your Next Show, presented by Will Ferrell's

1035
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands

1036
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: Olivia Neck, the Homie heard Dog here in the studio,

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Speaker 1: soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity on the

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Speaker 1: get down and if you get a chance told me

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Speaker 1: it's going and rank and review the podcast or continue

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Speaker 1: living your life. We'll see you on the next episode

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