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Speaker 1: Yeah. Coming up at the top of the hour, right

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Speaker 1: about four minutes after it's today's Valentine's Day Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is is there something better out there? Always?

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Speaker 1: There's always something better, There's always something. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that in just a little bit, because right now it

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Speaker 1: is the nephew on this Valentine Today with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now, well, let

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Speaker 1: me roll through my roller deck Shirley of stupidity. Stee

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Speaker 1: what I can find stupidity? All right, we're gonna roll

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Speaker 1: down to the eye ba by c D. Yeah, gee,

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Speaker 1: we we have the eyes. We have the eye. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go down to the eye. This right here is

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Speaker 1: uh ah insurance and sharance insur rence. That's what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna play. Ensure rents. All right, that's it insharance. Come on,

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Speaker 1: cat dog, let's see what this is guy, insure rent.

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Speaker 1: Let's call it chances. And Joseph, how can I help you? Uh? Yeah, Joseph,

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Speaker 1: how you're doing? Man? I got you um doing? Cut

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Speaker 1: your number? Uh well, so I give me your card,

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Speaker 1: told me you have an insurance company. You might be

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Speaker 1: to help me. Absolutely will love to help you. We'll

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Speaker 1: love to help you. Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance.

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Speaker 1: And what all insurance that you guys have? What what

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Speaker 1: all you all cover? So well? Have automobil in sharance,

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Speaker 1: home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're pretty much,

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Speaker 1: uh we have everything exactly what happing insurance you we're

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Speaker 1: looking for? Okay, we'll see. I need I have my

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Speaker 1: own business, my own company. I like that. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: I what I'm want to What I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: is I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for

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Speaker 1: the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly

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Speaker 1: I want to I want my employees to be ensured. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, like if something that happens to them, they

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Speaker 1: can get they can get working with comp you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to be able to to

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Speaker 1: accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able

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Speaker 1: to help me out with something like that? I am

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Speaker 1: able to help you. I just need to ask you

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Speaker 1: a few questions. How many how many employees do you ask?

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Speaker 1: Right now? I have I got six, Well, I got

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Speaker 1: four that's working full time. I got to that that

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Speaker 1: worked predominantly on the weekends. Okay, so I got let

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Speaker 1: me think real quick, let me got I got settlement,

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Speaker 1: I got ice jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir

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Speaker 1: um an again, m h smitty, okay, okay, um um

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Speaker 1: what type of pantasy a sir? Um? Well, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a UM, I'm a I'm a PC.

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Speaker 1: And um I'm sorry DC. Oh personal consultant. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close up pretty close. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And

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Speaker 1: and what it is me? I got um, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got I'm sorry, did you say pleasure consultant? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: What what that is? Man? Is you know? I pleasurized

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Speaker 1: people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have girls

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Speaker 1: that may dance for you, something may come out and

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Speaker 1: and uh do other things for you, A private parties,

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Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Are you trying to Are you

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Speaker 1: trying to insure strippings or call girl? Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to ensure. What I'm trying to ensure,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I give all my girl ten ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the year. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what. This is an insurance company. This is a

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Speaker 1: reperable company. We don't ensure call girls. So I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to ensure my product. I mean the way it kind

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Speaker 1: of me is right now, everybody got to look out

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Speaker 1: for themselves, but I got to ensure what I need

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Speaker 1: to ensure so in case things go bad. Man, I

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Speaker 1: can bounce back on that. I understand that, sir, and

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Speaker 1: I do. I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.

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Speaker 1: But we don't insure called upper. So so hold on,

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Speaker 1: I got your car. Man, you're trying to tell me

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Speaker 1: that now you can't give me no insuance. We can't

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Speaker 1: ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay, tell me

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Speaker 1: what type of duties do they perform? What do you

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Speaker 1: mean what kind of doing? I mean they say have

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Speaker 1: on the application. I have to put down what type

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Speaker 1: of duties you We're gonna put down down uh exotic dance,

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Speaker 1: you know, uh? And see since they are there for

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Speaker 1: people that like uh need to have some personal attention. Man,

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Speaker 1: you know, we just put something else down, like you know, counseling.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's prostitudes. You want to ensure prostitutes. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that. Don't

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Speaker 1: say that, no more, That's not what I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying that's what that's what they are. Well, why don't

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Speaker 1: you put down PC man? Why don't you? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you put down pleasure consultant for man consultants? So we

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Speaker 1: don't do that here. Um, I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: help you, sir. We don't do that here. You can't

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Speaker 1: ensure a prostitute. Then I tell you, don't say that,

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Speaker 1: no more. I told you this right here is a PC.

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Speaker 1: It's a pleasure consultant that somebody that gave me this

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Speaker 1: business card and told me that you'll be able to

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Speaker 1: take care of me. And now here you he is

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Speaker 1: coming back saying you can't see this one is starting

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Speaker 1: to be some persmittee. Naw uh, sir, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man.

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Speaker 1: You don't want coming back with some bogus right, we

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Speaker 1: don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitutes called girls. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's some street jump that we don't do here, man, listen,

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Speaker 1: I was told you can insure me, and guess what

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Speaker 1: you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth

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Speaker 1: with you, doc. I'm gonna come down that to your office,

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Speaker 1: and I want to. I want these papers filled out

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Speaker 1: because I can sign them, so I got Look, man,

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Speaker 1: we don't ensure no prostitutes are no on the stipp us. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So we don't do that, and not gonna come down

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Speaker 1: to my office with this ghetto mess. We don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Who do you think you are of that? Man? You

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Speaker 1: you don't know who you're with now. I don't left

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Speaker 1: this corporate over the phone, corporate voice fool you because

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Speaker 1: I can get gangster. Hey man, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you thank you now, we don't do that here, Hey man,

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Speaker 1: look let me tell you so I'm on my way

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Speaker 1: down there. Okay, do not come to this office. You

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Speaker 1: come to this office. I'm coming to the office. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna showre my girls for me. Somebody that gave me

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Speaker 1: your card and told me you can take care of

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Speaker 1: me on the low, and that's what you're gonna do. Now.

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Speaker 1: I need my damn insuring for my girl's dog. That's

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Speaker 1: all I'm trying to get don't you bring you to

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Speaker 1: steps with because we don't do it and I will not.

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Speaker 1: And if you bring you something, you're gonna get you.

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Speaker 1: What I mean, I got you think you're talking to

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to you now, trying to be nice and

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Speaker 1: I try to professional quition. Don't you bring up to

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Speaker 1: my office? NA keep you you ain't sending them in

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Speaker 1: fell Hey man, I got one more things I need

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Speaker 1: to say to you. You listening? Yes? What you got

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Speaker 1: telling me? I do not in short perssitute? Okay, what

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Speaker 1: do you have to tell me? I got to tell

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Speaker 1: you this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy. Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm kill that boy? I was. I can I believe this?

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Speaker 1: Tell y'all got me, boy, I'm oh ask you this here? Man,

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lands,

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Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Come on, come on Gala bunda

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Speaker 1: uh lightning really now? Favorite part? Hey man, Hey man,

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Speaker 1: I told you stop saying that. I don't say that

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Speaker 1: we're calling their neck. Don't say that. Nom. I'm told you.

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Speaker 1: I don't say that. Whatever you like to crazy, keep

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Speaker 1: you stupid, keep its stupid. It's got to be stupid.

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Speaker 1: It don't it don't make sense If it ain't stupid,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you always deliver. It does not make stupid,

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Speaker 1: does not make stupid. It don't make stupid. You gotta

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Speaker 1: make stupid. Oh so it don't make sense. It don't it,

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Speaker 1: don't make stupid. I'm trying to trying call it. Stop

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Speaker 1: baby saying yourself. Say it again, say it again. It

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Speaker 1: don't make stupid. It don't make say say it again.

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Speaker 1: Call it. Don't make it. Don't make grable. Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: say what he say, Say what I say. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: can't follow you and not follow him. Tilling up next

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Guys. The subject is is there something better

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Speaker 1: out there? We'll get into that right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.