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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Shauna Paul, Shine up, Paul. There it is there it is.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma

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Speaker 2: Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dived deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Were you a Sean Paul guy.

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Speaker 2: I thought Jean Paul had it for a minute.

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Speaker 3: I really liked him for a little bit there.

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Speaker 2: I it was cool too, because he didn't really talk much.

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Speaker 2: He just kind of like made hips and minded his business.

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Speaker 2: And it was like, how can you root against this dude?

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Speaker 3: We have no idea what he's about.

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Speaker 2: Nah, you don't know his principles, You don't know what

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Speaker 2: he what he believes in. You just know Sean Paul

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Speaker 2: makes good music. It has thick ladies dancing to you.

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Speaker 3: Ye. All I know is he likes that dou ty rock.

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Speaker 2: He talks so little. I didn't even know if he

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Speaker 2: really had an.

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Speaker 3: Accent, you know what I mean. He could be a

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Speaker 3: Puerto Rican for all that those islands are near each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sean Paul could have sounded like fucking Colon Powell,

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Speaker 2: and I had I would have had no.

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Speaker 3: Idea he could have. He could be Daddy Yankees cousin.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that. And that's how I like it.

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Speaker 2: That's how that's how we like it. I'm like Stin Herman,

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Speaker 2: I'm David Bory and this is this is a motherfucking

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Speaker 2: mini episode. We get emails from you guys every week.

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Speaker 2: We cherish them deeply, and we love to talk some

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Speaker 2: ship about the emails you send, both legitimate and illegitimate.

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Speaker 2: Shit to be said about all of your messages, and

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Speaker 2: we have we have a message today. Yeah, I would say.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to piggyback. We do love and cherish your emails,

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Speaker 3: but sometimes we hate them. Sometimes you say everything wrong

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Speaker 3: and it makes us angry. And I think that's where

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Speaker 3: we're coming from today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think we got a message from

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Speaker 2: a person named Sean. Sean sent us the email that

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Speaker 2: was already from the subject line. You go, wait a minute,

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Speaker 2: but the subject line says a white Man's perspective on

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Speaker 2: Black men in Dresses.

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Speaker 3: Which is a paper I never asked to read.

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Speaker 2: I'll be quite abudy, nig dog. Nobody wanted this. This

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Speaker 2: wasn't We weren't sitting around being like, what did the

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Speaker 2: white men think about the black men in the dresses?

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Speaker 3: We do?

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Speaker 1: We do?

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Speaker 2: So what the conspiracy is about?

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Speaker 3: And you brought this on your head? Because what did

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Speaker 3: you think the response to this email? What's going to be?

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Speaker 2: Did you think we were gonna feel warm cuddlies inside

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Speaker 2: of being like, finally the white man is ready to

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Speaker 2: speak to us about the thing that we already have

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Speaker 2: been talking about.

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Speaker 3: But you're a fan, and our fans are massacres, So

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Speaker 3: we'll read your stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll read this, dumb ship. If that's what you want.

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Speaker 3: All right, you got it? All right, do you want me?

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Speaker 3: We can I'm gonna I'm gonna read it all the

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Speaker 3: way through and then we can go back in dissection.

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Speaker 2: I think I think we'll pause naturally. I think, well

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Speaker 2: we'll both read the uh the moments where it makes

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Speaker 2: sense to maybe take this in and reflect for a second.

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Speaker 3: All right, perfect, perfect, all right, it starts out, good

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Speaker 3: day gentlemen. I hope you were well.

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Speaker 2: Gross.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't love it. I was a little white

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Speaker 3: boy growing up in World, Oklahoma in the nineties. I

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Speaker 3: don't like any of that. I thought a black man

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Speaker 3: in a dress was hilarious, and it was because black

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Speaker 3: men were big and scary. Fuck and seeing them, specifically

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Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy of.

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Speaker 2: The biggest, the biggest and scariest of all the black men.

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Speaker 3: If Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy was one of the scary ones,

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Speaker 3: don't go to Detroit. What the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy was the big scary black man that you want.

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Speaker 3: You can't watch basketball.

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy is a cool five nine and can't take

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Speaker 3: Tiny nipples? All right? But yeah, I thought I thought

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Speaker 3: black men were big and scary and seeing them, specifically

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Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy emasculated by dressing up as a woman. Dot

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Speaker 3: dot dot just the juxtaposition, you know, dot dot dot.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 2: God damn it, Sean, this you motherfucker. God damn it, Sean.

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to do?

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Speaker 3: Man? Why did you send this to me?

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Speaker 2: This feels like a private journal that you're This wasn't

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Speaker 2: for us, man.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't have possibly thought we would like reading any

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Speaker 3: of this.

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Speaker 2: No, this is crazy, Sean, your bugget butt all right.

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Speaker 3: There was only one black kid in my elementary school

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Speaker 3: I could tell, and seeing a black person in public

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Speaker 3: was a rare occurrence. The only black people I knew

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Speaker 3: of were huge, giant athletes. And damn it.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It's not even so much that that

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Speaker 2: I'm unaware of what you're attempting to articulate, Sean. You

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Speaker 2: you grew up in a place where you weren't around

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Speaker 2: black people, and therefore you had a skewed perspective of

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Speaker 2: what black people were could be all of the things.

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Speaker 2: It's the it's the fucking adjectives you're using that make

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Speaker 2: this feel pointed in a way that it's huge giant,

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Speaker 2: monstrous athletes like god, damn man, Relax, we know how

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Speaker 2: big athletes are. Nobody's confused, Yeah, how big Lebron is.

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Speaker 3: Also, I don't like, I don't love you typing this

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Speaker 3: out like this is an interesting point, Like you're typing

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Speaker 3: this like hey, I give a fuck, and be like

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that your basic ass was scared of

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Speaker 3: black people. You think this is not what I would

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Speaker 3: have thought you felt about this. Had you just feeling

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Speaker 3: you could have stopped it, and I was a little

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Speaker 3: white kid growing up in real rural Oklahoma. I could

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Speaker 3: have wrote the rest of this.

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, and so the conspiracy made sense to me.

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Speaker 2: End of email. Yes, this is exactly what I needed

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Speaker 2: to affirm myself and my community is seeing black people

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Speaker 2: made less than by dresses.

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Speaker 3: And then it's also like you're telling this to black people.

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Speaker 3: You think we didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: This is how you Yeah, no, you are. You are

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Speaker 2: strictly affirming the fear and not at all illuminating a

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Speaker 2: new thought. But maybe maybe the end of the email,

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Speaker 2: Sean will take us there. Maybe we're being unfair in

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Speaker 2: our judgment. Please continue, all right, The.

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Speaker 3: Only black people I knew of were huge shine athletes

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Speaker 3: renowned for their masculinity dot dot dot and Michael Jackson

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Speaker 3: who wanted to molest little white boys.

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Speaker 2: All right, fair enough, I can't argue about that. It

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Speaker 2: feels odd that you added it, but it's not untrue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and OJ Simpson, who wanted to kill our women.

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Speaker 2: And we thank him every day for that.

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Speaker 3: Sean, this is really where the starts to sing. My

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Speaker 3: parents weren't racists or anything. They are very good people.

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Speaker 2: The fact that you can see even if he's saying, Yo,

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Speaker 2: I am not this anymore. I am a future self

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Speaker 2: who does not feel these things. These are old thoughts

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Speaker 2: not think that your parents had anything to do with

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Speaker 2: the making of a child who would see all of

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Speaker 2: these people as monstrous giants who needed to be emasculated

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Speaker 2: is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is where this is where the plots was.

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Speaker 3: David even met my mom at his show once. Oh nice,

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Also, she's like, get over here, nigger, take a picture.

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Speaker 3: So this whole justification, I don't think he did get

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just like uh, he took in he

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Speaker 2: this is nurture, not nature. Yeah, but his own nurture.

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Speaker 2: This is yeah, like some shit that he did for himself.

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Speaker 3: I don't get the feeling that like his parents were like, hey,

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Speaker 3: look at this movie. The Nutty Professor is so funny

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Speaker 3: when black people wear dresses, you know, what I'm saying, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just growing up in the nineties with basic cables showing

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Speaker 3: me movies from the eighties, I got the black impression.

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Speaker 3: Black people were tough, rough and strong. Do you watch

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Speaker 3: like the Cosby Show? Yeah, you know, Silverspoons, THEO had

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Speaker 3: on that weird shirt. That's about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rough and tumble as he got in.

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Speaker 3: A different world, family matter, there's none of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, le Erkle was rough and strong to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this feels like you kind of only consumed a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but all right.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, So growing up in the nineties with basic

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Speaker 3: The Nutty Professor where black man was a fat idiot

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Speaker 3: and sometimes a woman fucking hilarious. Wait a minute. First

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Speaker 3: of all, he was college.

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Speaker 4: He literally created a serum for transforming his body in

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Speaker 4: an instant. He wasn't dumb, he was the brilliant, the

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Speaker 3: Guy in the whole movie. He wasn't like walking around

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Speaker 5: who is just being overlooked because of his obesity and

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Speaker 2: It's not that he's dumb.

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Speaker 3: Sherman wasn't even the comedic relief in that movie. Buddy

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Speaker 3: Love was and everybody else. I mean, I guess thee

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Speaker 3: other fat people, but nobody was stupid in that.

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Speaker 2: They were They were ignorant, I would say, but but

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Speaker 2: certainly not. They literally some of the most insightful moments

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Speaker 2: come from the father who, uh, yeah, he has chicken

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Speaker 2: nuggets spilling out of his mouth when he says it,

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Speaker 2: but they that doesn't take the inside away. He's not

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Speaker 2: an idiot. Man.

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Speaker 3: It's all so funny because he's like, not only was

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Speaker 2: Fuck man, God damn it. And then on Sean please man,

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Speaker 2: and then he.

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Speaker 3: Goes on to say dot dot dot fucking hilarious. Hilarious

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Speaker 6: That's because he was laughing so much. He couldn't even

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Speaker 6: find the keys. He was like, goddamn, I keep thinking

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Speaker 6: about it. That's hilarious. You think about that fat idiot,

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Speaker 6: the old fat idiot. I love it, oh man, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Ps In ninety nine moved to Dallas. There were plenty

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Speaker 3: of black people here and everything is fine. Well I

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Speaker 3: think that's sometimes. Yeah, I don't. I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: You get to decide that, Sean, And he has one

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Speaker 2: more note.

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Speaker 3: Love Sean. Pss, don't wear the dress. We will be

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Speaker 3: laughing at you, not with you. Well, that's one thing

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Speaker 3: I can agree with in this email, Sean.

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Speaker 2: We knew that the second you wrote this email, we

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Speaker 2: had no doubt. And and thank you for only affirming

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Speaker 2: what we already believed about you and quote unquote your kind.

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Speaker 2: No, my boy, My boy ran with what he ran with,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I hope now, I hope that, like I

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah, no, none of this was was a revelation

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Speaker 3: It was crazy. I just want you to know it's

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Speaker 3: because you're scary. Oh man. Yeah, I don't really have

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Speaker 2: Well, I think we did it. I think I think, Sean,

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Speaker 3: I'm not thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: And more importantly, if you where can they find you?

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Speaker 2: Tell the people where they can find you.

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Speaker 3: Well, anybody but Sean can go to bring David to

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Speaker 3: loves CrowdWork clips sean. Yeah, but anybody else, but anybody else. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm on the Aluminum Foil Tour. Come out, buy some

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Speaker 3: comes out. Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Morgantown, West Virginia, Columbus, Ohio, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Springfield, Missouri. St. Louis, Missouri,

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Speaker 3: to plate dot com for those dates and ticulates cool

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Speaker 2: Follow David, go see him, bring him a plate, do

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Speaker 2: all that shit, and if you want to follow me,

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Speaker 2: you can see me or you know, follow me at Langston, Kerman.

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Speaker 2: I would love to acquire you as one of my minions.

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Speaker 2: ten thirteen through the fourteenth, I'll be in at the

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Speaker 2: House of Comedy in New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada, as

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Speaker 2: it were. I'll be ten twenty and ten twenty one

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Speaker 2: I'll be in Vermont Comedy Club on November tenth and eleventh,

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Speaker 2: and then November seventeenth and eighteenth, I'll be at Hyenas

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Speaker 2: Comedy Club in Dallas. I'd love to hang out with

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Speaker 2: y'all there, and more importantly, if you want to send

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Speaker 2: want to prove that you are, in fact one of

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Speaker 2: the worst ones like Sean, send it all to Mymama

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Speaker 2: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear

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