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Speaker 1: My mother in law wants to exclude kids from the wedding,

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Speaker 1: but it's my wedding exclude her from living. Whoa I mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, he stands behind it all right?

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Speaker 2: Who comes? The cast?

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Speaker 1: Age's guessed by how old they are now minus three

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Speaker 2: That's not confusing at all, the special juice. I can't

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Speaker 1: We got Karen, the entitled mother in law and the

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Speaker 1: devil in disguise. We've got Dave the father in law,

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Speaker 1: Karen's husband actually a really great guy, John, my husband,

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Speaker 1: and Lily John's Wait should I pause?

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Speaker 2: I've got it, I've got it.

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Speaker 1: There's Lily, John's sister and mother of Leo thirteen, Logan nine,

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Speaker 2: This is why I asked if you needed me to pause.

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Speaker 2: I'm at Lily. There are a lot of names we got.

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Speaker 1: We've got Lily, that's John's sister and the mother of Leo, Logan,

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna leave out those guys. Who's who's next? Why?

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Speaker 1: Mark, which is John's older brother, uh and father of

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Speaker 1: Headhead is the youngest of Karen's children, the entitled mother

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Speaker 1: I cannot stress enough how much this guy sucks. Bo

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Speaker 1: We've got it, and there's an offspring over there.

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Speaker 2: Riley. I did it, dude. It's perfect. It's perfect. John,

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Speaker 2: you did you go to medical school? Hey? Hey, guess what?

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Speaker 2: Guess what? Uh? You know who's left handed? John Fry?

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Speaker 2: You know who else is left handed? Obama? Shout out

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Speaker 2: to Obama. I'll never not take a shout out.

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Speaker 1: What shout out Obama, king of the left handed individuals?

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Speaker 2: Come on, baby, Okay, let's go yeah all right. Hey.

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Speaker 2: By the way, just in case you didn't know, uh.

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Speaker 1: This comes from user deleted And if you want to

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Speaker 2: I'm Subreddy. I lost my racer.

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Speaker 1: Oh John Lost is a racer? John lost?

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Speaker 2: He found so my husband's mom. Karen hates kids.

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Speaker 1: I've met very few people who hate children as much

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Speaker 1: which is why she loves all four of her children now,

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Speaker 2: That's such a huge red flag.

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Speaker 1: Before each of her children turned eighteen, she put a

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Speaker 2: To you, I would think shut up. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, dang, well,

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Speaker 2: You know what we tell Karen, these nuts are talking.

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Speaker 1: I actually like, I'm actually like a specimen in a jar.

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Speaker 1: I am fascinated by Karen. How could one possibly hold

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Speaker 2: You are true. This is a okay storytime first where

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Speaker 1: They turn eighteen and then you're like, oh my god, bestie, yay,

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Speaker 2: Anyway, my god.

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Speaker 1: I met John about seven years ago when Karen tried

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Speaker 1: Long story short, Wienerhead wasn't the best conversationalist, and I

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Speaker 1: A couple of years later, John proposed, and three years

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Speaker 1: we agreed that we didn't want a big wedding, but

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Speaker 1: Karen always tried to exclude them, and John loves his

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Speaker 2: The seating plant.

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Speaker 1: Big tables twelve twenty four's twelve people, twelve people table.

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Speaker 1: That's like King Arthur. Hello, knock knock, King Arthur. Where's

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry for my big table comment. Please keep bleeding.

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Speaker 1: The seating plan was decided months in advance, and then

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Speaker 2: Wanted to do this.

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Speaker 2: The idea of this.

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Speaker 3: The bathroom a paragraph.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I love the way you

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Speaker 2: read that though. No, I didn't skip up. I skip nothing.

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Speaker 1: Everybody blow Riley kisses and telling me he's cute.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm reading. What I'm all reading?

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Speaker 2: I pressed the Google the Google drive link. Bro where

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Speaker 1: Another thing that is stressing me out is my friend's situation.

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Speaker 1: I actually got my dress from a friend who works

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Speaker 1: on my favorite anime. Don't want to say it, but

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Speaker 2: They're talking about demons slayer.

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Speaker 1: Oh fact, we just godd Anyways. They are from Missouri

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Speaker 2: Crazy.

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Speaker 4: That's what I did.

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Speaker 1: They want to come to my wedding but can't because

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Speaker 2: Shut up, Riley, No, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: As soon as I saw it, I was like, you're

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Speaker 2: I've got a million little breaks plant.

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Speaker 1: I would have fallen for that for sure. If you

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Speaker 1: I worked on a card shop because there's a lot

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Speaker 1: I mean whatever.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you wanted to read anything, or

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Speaker 3: not see how much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see let's let's let's see else. Let's see

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Speaker 1: what Riley said. Huh okay, anyways, Uh, they're they're from

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Speaker 2: A card shop in Hollywood. Uh.

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Speaker 1: She is tight on money and just applied to the

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Speaker 2: She seems stressed and I want to ask her to

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Speaker 2: be my bridesmaid. What do I do? She said? She

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Speaker 2: may be bringing a plus one from the shop.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Riley, I'm disappointed in here. Isn't that good? You

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Speaker 2: had me in the first half, Riley, wasn't that?

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Speaker 3: But Like if you would have read that, you would

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Speaker 3: have been like, WHOA, Like I think I know who

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Speaker 3: this is?

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Speaker 1: No, I would have been like, Riley, stopped messing with me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I know who this is. You're talking about me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's good details.

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Speaker 2: You really listen, I do? I do?

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Speaker 1: I tried listener, folks, Riley's a good listener.

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Speaker 2: I also just remember my former band director doesn't listen

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Speaker 2: to the show. And now I'm sad again. Now I'm

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Speaker 2: set again. Oh we were close. Chat, we were close. Chow. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Someone asks, why does it say four more minutes, because well,

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Speaker 2: Like I said, we broke the dono bar, you know

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Speaker 2: how you know, usually it's up to the anti third

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Speaker 2: thirty minutes. Yeah, we've gotten to that point in the stream.

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Speaker 1: Well, then we'll see you when you get back from

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Speaker 2: Yes, Karen, the oldest one can come. The eleven year

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Speaker 1: Wait me, yes, Karen, I'm not going to be your

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Speaker 2: Great, see then good. Two weeks later was the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, you're gonna say, hey, you're not coming in

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Speaker 1: Be clear, she tried changing all these things, but I'm sorry,

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Speaker 6: I hate children? I hate children? Why don't you just

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Speaker 1: You must write all their names down, as well as

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Speaker 3: Dast go John. You you sound like you just electrocuted

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Speaker 2: How did we get here? Okay, well, somebody has to

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Speaker 2: clip the mice window. That has to be a bit

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Speaker 2: that we clip, and we have to edit it. I

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Speaker 2: will not apologize. Somebody, please please please see chat is

444
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Speaker 2: already dying. Mice window. Please clip it now, Okay, send it.

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Speaker 3: I can't do phonics, so I have to memorize words,

446
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Speaker 3: and sometimes if I don't memorize the word, to just

447
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Speaker 3: make it up.

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Speaker 2: And that's what happened. I I love it and I'm sorry, Riley,

449
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Speaker 2: but we hate we do have to clip it because

450
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Speaker 2: it's that might that might be the greatest bit moment

451
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Speaker 2: we've had in the last since I'm here.

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Speaker 1: I also just saw a comment that I have to

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Speaker 1: get ahead of. Can you scroll up a little bit, Riley?

454
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Speaker 1: Somebody said, and I don't. I really hope this isn't

455
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Speaker 1: in reference to us. Carry Albury says, dude making fun

456
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Speaker 1: of someone kind enough to send you money because it's

457
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Speaker 1: not enough.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, carry carry. That

459
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Speaker 3: was for one of the producers. I was just giving

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Speaker 3: him a poke on works here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just here and yeah and he's sitting

462
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Speaker 1: a dollar just to get on a nerd guy with

463
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Speaker 1: the big movie. Literally never do that, which I just

464
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Speaker 1: want to be like, we did not do that. Yes, sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: we would never. Here's one of our friends. It was

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Speaker 1: one of our friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ke On go on Facebook live and like, say.

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Speaker 1: My god, god, Keon was here to hear you go

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Speaker 1: mice window, Oh my god, mice window. Because he loves

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Speaker 1: Star Wars. Then he was here to hear you say,

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Speaker 1: mice window is so great?

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Speaker 2: Is mice window? Remy if he became a Jedi master.

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Speaker 1: Mice Window is Mace window if he if he still

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Speaker 1: had enough hair to like be piloted by Remy because

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Speaker 1: he's ball had no hair. The massage, Yeah, it's just

476
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Speaker 1: a rat on bear scalp, just going like.

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Speaker 2: That's why he's a Jedi Master. There's Mace Wind, then

478
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Speaker 2: mice window. Who's the window to his soul to become

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Speaker 2: a Jedi Master? Amazing?

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Speaker 1: Godd If somebody is like a great animator, can you

481
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Speaker 1: make that?

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Speaker 2: Can you bring that to life? Please? Thank you? Okay,

483
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Speaker 2: for God's sakes, all right, if we get guys, if

484
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: we get a million views on the clip, then I

485
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Speaker 2: will figure out how to animate it.

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Speaker 3: I have edited one that got a million views, multi

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Speaker 3: million views.

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Speaker 2: In fact, hey, look at me in the mirror. Blo

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Speaker 2: kiss oh God, he said to me. Wow, Okay, I'll story.

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Speaker 1: We got like a paragraph and a half here. I

491
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Speaker 1: think the bottom line the moral of the story is

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Speaker 1: just you have nothing to do with this god awful

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Speaker 1: woman's terrible.

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Speaker 7: When life gives you window, you open the door. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: we need here, okay, holy craft.

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Speaker 1: So the kids at the wedding were also very well behaved,

497
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Speaker 1: sitting through the ceremony, patiently enjoying the food and dancing

498
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Speaker 1: and and most of all, the cake.

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Speaker 2: They really are great kids.

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Speaker 1: Stop writing in the thing, Riley, they really are great kids.

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Speaker 2: In the present day, we have stopped talking.

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Speaker 1: To Karen and wiener Heead, but remain close with Dave, Lily, Mark,

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Speaker 1: and the kids. Karen stays entitled and crazy because she worries.

504
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: She worried we wouldn't recognize her otherwise. She's done worst

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Speaker 1: things since. But it's been three years and I still

506
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: can't get over her. It's me or the kids ultimatum.

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Speaker 2: And that is the end. There's more of that story.

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Speaker 2: You have to read the rest the story.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read the last You have to read it,

510
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Speaker 1: do you do I have to read this, read.

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Speaker 2: The whole story. It doesn't even have to read the

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Speaker 2: whole story. John, Well, you misspelled this first one. Why

513
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Speaker 2: are there two peas?

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Speaker 5: Just read it?

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Speaker 2: Just read it. I don't have to do this. I

516
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Speaker 2: don't have to do this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, Riley, Since you're so good at reading,

518
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Speaker 1: and I have a feeling that you're this part of

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00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: the story is very close to your heart. In fact,

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Speaker 1: it's almost like you wrote this part of No, No, No,

521
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: just read it all right?

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Speaker 2: Ready, poop poop poop, pissed my tart half man? I

523
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: love Gems.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that is so fast.

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Speaker 4: OK.

526
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Speaker 2: Are we happy?

527
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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 1: I actually do love Gems. I love uncut Gems with

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Speaker 1: Adam Sandler. The Softie Brothers are brilliant.

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Speaker 2: That's a mo you have seen, and I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you've seen that movie. Dude, that's like a

532
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: lot of movie to see. If it's someone who don't

533
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: see a lot of movie, that movie goes crazy.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the most anxiety inducing roller coasters I've

536
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Speaker 1: ever been on in a theater.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's true. And that didn't make you more

538
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Speaker 3: getting to the next story.

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Speaker 1: Since I you know what it is, John, You just

540
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Speaker 1: work so dang hard. John works so dang hard.

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Speaker 2: No time to watch movies. It's got work to do. Damn.

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Speaker 2: I do watch more movies than it's just somehow, I

543
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Speaker 2: don't watch any of the movies that anyone on the

544
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Speaker 2: show talks about. I don't know how it happens, but

545
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Speaker 2: that's a crazy coincidence. Gems is away. I have seen

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Speaker 2: The Matrix. The Matrix I've even seen some of the

547
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Speaker 2: the other ones that people hate, you know, where it's

548
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Speaker 2: like the next one Matrix one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Matrix one, and then it goes down a

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Speaker 1: little bit Matrix two, and there he goes down to

551
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Speaker 1: Matrix three, and then it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, why do we even make Matrix four. That's crazy

553
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Speaker 2: money money, baby.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine it made much. Probably did it had

555
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Speaker 1: to him, I guess because it was.

556
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Speaker 2: Like two years ago. Yeah, you're right, you're right. I

557
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: have to double down on the mistake I made and

558
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Speaker 2: get another sippy sip ah, Yes, another bever.

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Speaker 1: Regina, my future mother in law through their family heirloom

560
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: engagement ring down a drain because she hates me. Wow,

561
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Speaker 1: it's gotta be top top three dumbest reasons to do

562
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: that ever, Like gott it's gotta be up there, top three.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I told you. I told you I'm an idiot.

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00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: I told you that's why I stop myself. And then

565
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: you guys were staring at me and not saying anything

566
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: like like hey, say the thought that you thought, but

567
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Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so stupid, I can't And then I

568
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Speaker 2: did it and please read the story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm confused.

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Speaker 2: Flas you guys, fause on it threw down the train.

571
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: That's what it was right now, and it's totally getting better. Okay,

572
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: please read to Goda.

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Speaker 1: I have seen a lot of crazy people in my life,

574
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Speaker 1: but my potential future mother in law is the absolute

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Speaker 1: worst person I have ever met. I thirty female, have

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Speaker 1: been with my boyfriend thirty one male for eight months now.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this comes from user bright Side two

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Speaker 1: five six, and you can submit your stories.

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Speaker 2: On the r slash. Okay, storytime super Now that's a

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Speaker 2: bright Side I can get behind mister.

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Speaker 4: Bright so so.

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Speaker 2: Stop laughing. Okay, we're about to lose for the rest

583
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Speaker 2: of the show.

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Speaker 1: For the first few months, everything was amazing. He is

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Speaker 1: the sweetest and most caring man I have ever been with.

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00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: He likes to surprise me with don't stop it, stop it, Riley,

587
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: I see you in their writing.

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Speaker 2: You're being a naughty boy. You know what.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry because what he just wrote is so

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Speaker 1: out of pocket.

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00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: Now, no, I need to know it. Just read it. Okay,

592
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read what he said. This is so stupid.

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Speaker 1: He's the sweetest and most caring man I have ever

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Speaker 1: been with. He likes to surprise me with fun dates

595
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: and flowers for no apparent reason. The biggest surprise of all, though,

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00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: was when I met his mother and then my mom died.

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Speaker 1: So sad, Riley, you're making me look really bad now,

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00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: that was what he wrote.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about this? You can't I have

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Speaker 2: it here?

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Speaker 3: It's not watch you do it chat snow there who Okay,

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00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 3: her mom didn't die.

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Speaker 2: Take that out.

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Speaker 1: So the biggest surprise of all was when I met

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Speaker 1: his mother. I met his parents for the first time

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Speaker 1: a few months ago. The first thing future mother in

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Speaker 1: law said to me when I walked in the door

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Speaker 1: was are you jewish?

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Speaker 2: Riley did not write that, by the way, that in

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Speaker 2: the story. That was in the story, So just you're there.

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Speaker 1: I am not, and I am not particularly religious, but

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Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic.

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Speaker 2: Once I told her this, it was the beginning of

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Speaker 2: the madness.

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00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: She immediately stopped talking to me and acted as if

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Speaker 1: I didn't exist. I was extremely nervous about meeting my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's parents, so this broke my heart. I was determined

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Speaker 1: to make a good impression, so I kept trying to

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Speaker 1: connect with her. This was a huge mistake, and I

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Speaker 1: should have just let it go. Once we were all

621
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Speaker 1: seated for dinner, she finally decided to try and make conversation.

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Speaker 1: I have naturally red hair, and she asked me if

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Speaker 1: my parents have the same color. I told her that

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Speaker 1: I have the same hair as my mother. She then

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Speaker 1: had the audacity to ask me, does the carripit match

626
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Speaker 1: the dream?

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Speaker 2: I was about to ask that question. Look at you

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Speaker 2: over there, audacious Riley, whoa dude? The mom? What's going

629
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Speaker 2: on here?

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Speaker 4: Folks?

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Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that's not even like a

632
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 2: like a usual insane mother in law. Is like the

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Speaker 2: the first thing she said when he came from the door,

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Speaker 2: that was just like even out of left field for

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Speaker 2: like the crazy cairens. Yeah, it's like feeling couldn't tell you, dude.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's just a roundabout way of being, like do

637
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Speaker 1: you dye your hair?

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00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: That's really there's a lot of way, you know.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I had no idea how to respond and just

640
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: sat there stunned.

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00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: Seeing my reaction, she said, don't worry, I'll just ask

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Speaker 2: my son about it later.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta say, if my mom asked

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Speaker 1: me that I leave, I'd leave wherever I was and

645
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: stunned silence.

646
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: I'd leave, I'd leave, and then that's that.

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00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: I looked over at my boyfriend, who seemed equally as shocked,

648
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Speaker 1: but he didn't say anything.

649
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 2: Boo this man, boo him.

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Speaker 3: And you say, I did not edit this in. I'm

651
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Speaker 3: not gonna edit any more of the story. I did

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Speaker 3: not put that in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a bad story to edit at the top. Yeah, right,

654
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: probably put it the first thing, she said, you could.

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Speaker 1: I thought it, but I didn't put it down. So

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00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: so she then started to go on about my hair

657
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Speaker 1: being too curly. She told me that I really need

658
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Speaker 1: to learn how to run a brush through my hair

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Speaker 1: and think about my appearance more when I'm out with

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Speaker 1: her son, Dude, I'm about to throw hands. Then, when

661
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: I didn't eat much at dinner, she gave me her

662
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: version of a compliment. I was told it was good

663
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: that I'm watching what I eat because it would be

664
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: a shame if I got any bigger. Hands are being thrown.

665
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: This is this was just my first meeting with this woman.

666
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: As soon as I got into the car, I burst

667
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: into tears until I got home. Guys, can I just

668
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: really quickly, can I just say, don't be afraid to

669
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: stick up for yourself, even if it would make people uncomfortable,

670
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: stand on your business. This woman had no right to

671
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: say and act the way that she did with OPI,

672
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: and she deserved to be put on her place or

673
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: put in her place, and I had the fire put

674
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: be put into the fire.

675
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 2: Right. If you can't take the heat, don't be cooking

676
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: in the kitchen.

677
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: Sorry, I sorry, Just so many times I've read that,

678
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: it's like oh. And then I went to the car

679
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: and cried, it's like, no, you should stand up and

680
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: yell in her face.

681
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: She's out of line. Boom, that's better. Don't do what

682
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: I just said. Don't do that. So as soon as

683
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: I got into my car, I burst into tears. Until

684
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: I got home.

685
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: My boyfriend was texting me and apologizing for his mother's behavior,

686
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: but the damage was done, and I told him I

687
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: needed time to think. He went into apology overload after

688
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: this and started sending flowers to my office every day

689
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: and leaving me messages begging me to talk to him.

690
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: I finally agreed and we went out to dinner. He

691
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: told me he spoke with his mother about her inappropriate comments,

692
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: and he swore it would never happen again. With this reassurance,

693
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: I decided to give it another chance. I wouldn't have

694
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: given it another chance until she apologized to your face. Yes,

695
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: this is great hearing it from you.

696
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 2: Where's your mom, dude? Where's your freaking mom?

697
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 5: Hey?

698
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: Did freaking up? Where your mom at? Dude? Oh? Where's

699
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: your mom at? Hmm?

700
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: I need something from your mom. It's called an apology.

701
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god? Yeah, where's your mom? Got you? Okay?

702
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: Fast forward two weeks to when he invited me to

703
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,959
Speaker 1: come to a family birthday party. This time I would

704
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: also be meeting his sis and grandparents. His grandparents and

705
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: sisters are awesome people. They asked me normal questions about

706
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: my job, family and friends.

707
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 2: WHOA, wow, dude, what a what a what a breath

708
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: of fresh air right there? Right? Uh?

709
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: But his mother seemed to be avoiding me throughout the evening,

710
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: and honestly, I was okay with that. I went to

711
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: grab something from my purse and noticed that it was

712
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: not where I left it. I looked everywhere, but I

713
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: could not find it. I went and asked my boyfriend,

714
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: and he began to help me look. He then got

715
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: a strange look on his face. And he quickly went upstairs.

716
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: I could then hear a lot of yelling begin. He

717
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: came back down holding my purse after a few minutes

718
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: and told me that we were leaving. Once we got

719
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: in his car, I asked him what was going on.

720
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: His mother had taken my purse so that she could

721
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: see my driver's license. Oh, she intended to run a

722
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: background check.

723
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh.

724
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: He told me she had told him this earlier, but

725
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 1: honestly had thought she was joking.

726
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh my.

727
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: God, So again, maybe I've just had some silly beverages tonight.

728
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: I am a marching back into that house, and I'm

729
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: getting a nose to nose with this woman, and I'm saying,

730
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: what is your issue?

731
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: What's what are what is your beef with me? Yes? Yep,

732
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: like even closer, Riley closer looks like a music video.

733
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: Yep, Like right there, like right there, like straight up

734
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: bog that lens right in the face.

735
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: What is your malfunction? Anyway?

736
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: I thought that it was best if I avoided any

737
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: of his family functions for the time being. It's worked

738
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: out great for a while, and he went to any

739
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: of his family parties alone. He would ask me each

740
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: time before leaving if I was sure that I didn't

741
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: want to go, but I always declined. Last week, his

742
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: family had their family reunion and he asked me to

743
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: please come with him. I was very reluctant, but considering

744
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: there would be so many people present, I didn't think.

745
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 2: She would pull anything. Oh no, dude, what.

746
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: Do you mean if anything that increases the likelihood of her.

747
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: Pulling She's like, ooh, there's people here, I can expose her.

748
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, exactly, Aha, now everyone will see she

749
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 1: has red hair upstairs and downstairs.

750
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 3: Can we just make the mother in law like sprain

751
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 3: an ankle some seventeen number seventeen.

752
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 2: What color is you? And that's number seventeen?

753
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: And she's gone, yeah, But like she just sprains an

754
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: ankle or like her arm gets broken, then she can't

755
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: do these shenanigans.

756
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

757
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 3: I know that sounds bad, but it's like it's like, oh,

758
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: my leg, and she just focuses on the leg.

759
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: And onceever we need to break her emotional bones.

760
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: I think we can just have the sun vapor riser.

761
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 2: Guys, what are we doing? By the way, editor, definitely

762
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: cut out what I just said. Yeah, I cut out

763
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: all that. Yeah, I cut out all of that. Yeah, Facebook,

764
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 2: it cannot go with the girlfriend. Goy, please do that?

765
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: Oh dude, dude, that's this is sad, all right?

766
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 2: What'd you do? What'd you do?

767
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: When we got there, everything was going great. I met

768
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: his extended family and got to catch up with his sisters.

769
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: His mother did.

770
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 1: Seem to be shooting me death glares all night, but

771
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: I brushed it off. Soon she came over and joined

772
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 1: a table I was seated at with his sisters and

773
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: some cousins. The conversation was pleasant as we were talking

774
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: about his sister's children. His sister had a daughter who

775
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: was twelve and is the same age as my niece.

776
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: I then showed his sister a picture of my niece

777
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: on my phone. His mother took a look at the

778
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: screen and began to laugh. She told me she hopes

779
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: that if me and her son ever have children, that

780
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: they don't look like my niece.

781
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So the seventeen is too good for her.

782
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 2: We need a new one. Maybe we'll just give her

783
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: the fifteen. Man, I don't know. Wait, does it get

784
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 2: worse as it goes up or.

785
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: It's like a pendul It's it's a there there. You know,

786
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: there's not necessarily rhyme or reason to the numbers. It's

787
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: more just like, you know, like if you went to

788
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 1: a fasting place and you like ordered.

789
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: The number one.

790
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: It's not like the number ones better or worse than

791
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: the number three. It's just they're different.

792
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 2: So they're all completely randomized. Yeah, it's just the first

793
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: one was the number fourteen.

794
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: Oh god, So okay, my niece is beautiful, by the way,

795
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: and she is only twelve years old. What kind of

796
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: monster attacks a twelve year old child's appearance?

797
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,959
Speaker 2: This was my brain. Sorry.

798
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: I thought I could maybe work in a Justin Bieber

799
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: joke in there at some point, but I think he

800
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: was a little older than twelve.

801
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 2: When he came around when I was in my youth.

802
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 2: That's good. He did good. Yeah, you done did good. Cool.

803
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: This was my breaking point, and I went off like

804
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: a volcanoes. I started to scream at her and told

805
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: her she's the most evil person I have ever had

806
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: to the disadvantage of meeting. I told her if I

807
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: ever did have children with her son, she can be

808
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: certain she'll never meet them, because heych double hockey sticks

809
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: is faw is way too faw to travel.

810
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: Tom.

811
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent certain exactly everything that I said,

812
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: but from what his younger sister later said, it was epic.

813
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 2: Yes, she began to play the victim and wailed that

814
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: I had just misunderstood her joke.

815
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: My boyfriend came rushing over at this point, and she

816
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: threw herself into a arms, telling him I'm a horrible

817
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: woman and he needed to throw me out right now.

818
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: He told her that wasn't gonna happen and to stop making.

819
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: A fool of herself.

820
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

821
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: She seemed to accept this for a moment and sat

822
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: back down. She just kept sobbing that I just didn't

823
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: understand how to take a joke.

824
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 2: Oh God, just so freakin'. I'm glad bug Zapper like

825
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: she needs because she loves publicly shaming people. She needs

826
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: to be publicly shamed, and it's happening. I like to

827
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 2: be I do know. Oh there.

828
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 1: Then it's then something in her snapped as she noticed

829
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: something that my boyfriend was holding in his hand and

830
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: began to have another meltdown. Excuse me, I didn't understand

831
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: what was happening at this point and just stood there

832
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: watching a grown woman pitch a fit like a toddler.

833
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: None of what she was saying made any sense to me,

834
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: as it was mostly just incoherent screaming, but I did

835
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: pick up on many derogatory comments directed in my way

836
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: yauser um. My boyfriend then told me we were leaving

837
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: and told me to grab my things. As I started

838
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: to get ready, future mother in law made a lunge

839
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: for my boyfriend's hand and.

840
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 2: Grabbed the small box he was holding.

841
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: She then looked me dead in the eyes and said,

842
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: you'll never have this ring, you little booty hole. She

843
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: ran outside and threw the box down a storm drain.

844
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: I forgot about the title. I forgot about the title.

845
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: I forgot down the drain. Oh oh and wait who

846
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 2: said it? Who said it?

847
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: Uh?

848
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 2: By the way, did you know you can go down there? Oh?

849
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that. Don't go into storm drains.

850
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: Don't do it unless you're retrieving priceless family heirlooms under

851
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: adult supervision while the weather is clear. Okay, Okay, I

852
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: just don't want to be responsible for anyone venturing into

853
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,720
Speaker 1: these storm drains.

854
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 2: During just look. Okay, but you know you can find

855
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 2: in the world and like nature and forest that aren't

856
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 2: storm drains paces like that?

857
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: Go ahead and tell me, you tell me, I'll tell

858
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: you stories like this. One full episodes of stories like this.

859
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: They're just growing on trees, and we've plucked all of

860
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: them and put them in one place for you to

861
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: listen to. And that's on Spotify or Apple Podcasts or

862
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts from.

863
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is search.

864
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: Okay, story time, and there you have it.

865
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 2: Do you have a question?

866
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, this is a wrap hop, but

867
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 3: I really need to say it.

868
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.

869
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 3: One time, whenever I was in the garden, we had

870
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 3: a lot of green beans, and one time the green

871
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 3: beans connected to a tree and there were green beans

872
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 3: on the tree and we said. My grandpa looked at

873
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: me and said, money does grow on trees, because we

874
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 3: would sell the green beans. Would you pick them?

875
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: Isn't it funny how money does grow on trees?

876
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

877
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: Okay, are we going to talk about how I just

878
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: cracked levitation?

879
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,959
Speaker 2: Dude? There's a balloon floating and you guys can't even

880
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 2: see It's like the cod of freaking crushing guys. I

881
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: can see it in this hold on. We're gonna get there,

882
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: but like I am, and it's it's just like it's

883
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: it's giving, it's giving. Yeah, there it is, dude, look

884
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 2: at that. It's Oh if I do the hand thing,

885
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 2: do you think it'll stay? Do you think you get it?

886
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to mess it up. I don't want

887
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: to miss it. Oh you did it? Oh dude, uh h,

888
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: it's woppley. Oh nice, it's entertaining.

889
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: And now the floor you have confirmed the floor?

890
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: This is where the Why is that funny? Why is

891
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 2: that funny? I have to read?

892
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I shout out Belton for making this cool chain

893
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: mail Belton.

894
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 2: Oh dude, Okay, it goes crazy. This is so bad.

895
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 2: You've done your You've done your worst. You're happy. I'm happy,

896
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: just happy.

897
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: And that just looks crazy, just crazy because earlier not happy.

898
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 2: Earlier, today I was not enjoying myself.

899
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 10: But then I did this and I forgot all my problems.

900
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it crazy? It just makes you forget all

901
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: your problems. Crazy shot forgot all of them until this moment.

902
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: Said okay, so she threw.

903
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: The box down the storm drain.

904
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 5: So it.

905
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: Turns out that my boyfriend was intending on proposing to me.

906
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: He had just obtained his grandmother's ring while we were

907
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: at the reunion. His grandmother is completely heartbroken because now

908
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: her ring is down a storm drain instead of continuing

909
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: on in the family as she had always wanted. So

910
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: Grandma gets to tackle this horrendous woman, right, Grandma gets attacked.

911
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 2: Bro, if Granny through hands, I would literally jump out

912
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 2: of my seat with joy, jump out of my seat.

913
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: I would too.

914
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where to go from here. Well, you

915
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: should go into the storm drain. I am devastated, confused,

916
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: and exhausted. Can I ask him to never see his

917
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: mother again? I mean yeah, I'm sure you can ask that.

918
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: Is that my place to say something like that? I

919
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: mean it is if he was gonna propose to you.

920
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that my story is so long, but I

921
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: really needed to get this rant off my chest.

922
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: Hey, don't worry about it. Get down in that storm drain.

923
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What was it locked?

924
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: Now?

925
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: Honestly, honestly, now I have ladders, right, No boyfriend needs

926
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: to get in there. Answering. I mean, yeah, but that's

927
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: not what the spirit. That is what I meant. Yeah,

928
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: the spirit, I totally get it. The spirit of what

929
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 2: you're saying was that there's truly no worry. But yeah,

930
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 2: we were on the same base. If you want to.

931
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: Prove it the terrible future mother in law that you

932
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: mean business, you'll crawl down in a sewer train.

933
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 2: No, but it's yes, if you can get that, you

934
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: can get it, because like it's already crazy that she

935
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 2: took it, but throwing it down the sewer drain bro

936
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,720
Speaker 2: I mean, tinker, Tinker is making a good point. The

937
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 2: lids on those drains are superheavy.

938
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: See, that's why humans beings invented tools. But like, get

939
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: yourself a little pride bar, get yourself a little crow bar.

940
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: Use leverage.

941
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: Leverage is your friends, And I'll just wiggle it on

942
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: out of there.

943
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 2: And honestly, yeah, Sophia, mom should be the one picking him.

944
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 2: I would love. She's not gonna but but but but

945
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 2: could we could we like basically kind of you know,

946
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 2: bear hugger until we carry her over the drain and

947
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 2: then we get her down, and then we put the

948
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: lid over twist she canike it out until she shows

949
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: us through one of the you know those little holes.

950
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 2: She has to poke the ring up under the little hole,

951
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 2: and then we then we lift the li ind to

952
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: let her out.

953
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: I think that has the chain of events rolling right there.

954
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: Oh, let's pull it, let's pull it. This is just

955
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: a this is just an hour and a half left. Wait,

956
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: it's at the end. Oh it's over. Oh god, yeah,

957
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 2: we're doing We're doing. We're doing good. Guys.

958
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 3: We had four hours left. We had this one's for me, honey,

959
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 3: heel a p airy. Thanks for the two dollars, riley

960
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 3: a p airy.

961
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 2: Dude, he did it without boy, I did. I did,

962
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 2: look at it. That's okay, I'll take it. I'll still

963
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 2: take it. I'll still take it. So guys, Yeah, well

964
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 2: see there's an update on that story though, I kin feel.

965
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there Please look for that because guys, I

966
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: just want to let you know again, I'm not advocating

967
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: for just like a random vacation down in the storm drain, Okay.

968
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm advocating that if you're insane, unhinged, whack a doo

969
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: mother in law throws a family heirloom down the storage drain,

970
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: the storm drain, you don't just have to go it's

971
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: gone forever. You can go down in there and get it.

972
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 2: Do We got one, Yeah, we got one.

973
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, this is That's fine.

974
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 2: I'll read that's fondly and I'll find it rocking read it.

975
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to pass this back to you. My brother.

976
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 10: Sylt up my hand and being kinds with swords.

977
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 2: No no, no, Chat's loving the update, Nicole says.

978
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 9: Y'all, y'all, Riley, my kid five years see this for

979
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 9: the first time.

980
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 2: She thinks you look cute. Thinks Lily cute. I appreciate it.

981
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: Lily is one of our o g's ky lily freaking rock.

982
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 2: Let's get that. Say Socrates was actually penny Wise, says

983
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 2: Lunt honestly, who's worst mother in law? Or penny Wise?

984
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: Be honest mother in law through that ring down there,

985
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: and penny Wise went.

986
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 2: Out at least at least penny Wise like like there's

987
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: some sort of entertainment in the drain, Like you just

988
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 2: have your hopes and dreams thrown down the drain with

989
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 2: his mother in law, so like there's like some kind

990
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: of entertainment, like he's a clown.

991
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: You know, you go at least there's some entertainment. Do

992
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 1: you know what he actually is? You have not watched it,

993
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: have you?

994
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 2: Oh? Of course?

995
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, he's a cosmic manifestation of fear itself.

996
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 2: Celeste deity. That's great.

997
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: A demon from space essentially.

998
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh man, and uh yeah. So the entertainment value, that's

999
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 2: pretty entertaining. I mean, when you're watching one man's camera.

1000
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: What one man's horror show is another man's good.

1001
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 2: Time, another man's entertainment. What the heck they deleted one?

1002
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, find the mirror. Find the reddit mirror of.

1003
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: The guys we are we are or or archives are?

1004
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 2: What is that? What is that that?

1005
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 3: I went to the way back, REGINI what are you talking?

1006
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't have it. It's usually only.

1007
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 2: For like really big things. It has twenty eight comments.

1008
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: The Reddit mirror is like people will make like a

1009
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: mirror of a website because they suspect.

1010
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 2: That it will be taken down and then the mirror

1011
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: will stick around. I gotta take off this hat my head.

1012
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: I'm so hot.

1013
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 4: It's hot.

1014
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: It's hot in Topeka, It's it's hot, Inka.

1015
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 10: Hot.

1016
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: You think even knows that? Show Man, bro, you know

1017
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: it's hot.

1018
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: Hey, it's hot in Toeaka, it's hot, hot.

1019
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: In Topeak. You don't even know, dude, you don't even know. Yeah,

1020
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,959
Speaker 2: because I'm not like eighty years old. Alright, oh wow,

1021
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 2: continuing this story, You're right the update. I can never

1022
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:37,959
Speaker 2: take this jacket off. Uh oh, what gold we get

1023
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 2: to hit? There is no goal.

1024
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: This is jacket's jacket is surgically sewn to my body.

1025
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: And Angie, it's it's cotton. It's all cotton, and I

1026
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: think it's it has to be dry clean or else

1027
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: the dye will leech or something.

1028
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1029
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: Anyway, Hey guys, we got an update post Ring in

1030
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: the Storm Drain.

1031
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: Give it to me. Let's go wo ooo. It's nothing

1032
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: chilly in here now.

1033
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: I have been getting messages asking for an update on

1034
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: my situation with my future mother in law, so I

1035
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: thought i'd make a quick post on what happened. Most recently,

1036
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: my fiance went no contact with her after everything that happened.

1037
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: This lasted all.

1038
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: About a week before she showed up banging at our door.

1039
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: My fiance was at work and I was alone at

1040
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: home at the time. She was wailing that.

1041
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 2: She was sorry and just wanted to see me to apologize.

1042
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: Since I have neighbors who were beginning to watch this spectacle,

1043
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: I let her inside to talk.

1044
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 2: That was a mistake. I'm gonna just go ahead and

1045
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 2: say mistake.

1046
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: At first, she was very apologetic and said she just

1047
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: wants to have a fresh start. She was pretty convincing,

1048
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: and I was actually considering just letting it all go.

1049
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: That's when she saw my Christmas tree and all chee

1050
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: the blucky stick sproke loose yet again. She began to

1051
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: scream that I was trying to convert her son to

1052
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: Christianity and that I was.

1053
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 2: Just a little, a little or a little it's.

1054
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: Like a Victorian way. I can say that that won't

1055
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: be offensive cause.

1056
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 2: We've done or I don't know what that is. I've

1057
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 2: never heard literally Victorian curses.

1058
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: I swear to God, it it gets flagged, I will

1059
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: do nothing about it.

1060
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: Booking plain.

1061
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 3: Facts.

1062
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I'll I'll take that.

1063
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: Again, blah blah blah convert her son to Christianity, and

1064
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: that I was just a little gardening tool who was

1065
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: trying to ruin her family. I asked her to please

1066
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: leave and that she was not welcome here, but she

1067
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: was not budging. Oh and that's that's the fun time.

1068
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: That's the fun part when you get to call the police. Uh.

1069
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: She told me that no son of hers whatever celebrate

1070
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: Christ and proceeded to run towards the tree. She began

1071
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: tearing off every ornament and throwing them, leaving them smashed

1072
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: on the floor. I have many childhood and family ornaments

1073
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: on my tree that are very precious to me. Several

1074
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: were smashed in her rampage.

1075
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 2: I would have I can't say that he can. He can't,

1076
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: but we all know it.

1077
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: I would have removed her from the premises with extreme prejudice.

1078
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: Uh oh, we got a was that on purpose?

1079
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: What happened? Okay? Uh?

1080
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 3: I had to grab her and physically drag her away.

1081
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: This ended with her punching me several times and biting

1082
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: me on my hand. Oh man, dooh my god, I was.

1083
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: I finally was able to throw her out the front

1084
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: door and grab my phone to call the police. She

1085
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: proceeded to scream like a banshe out front and called

1086
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 1: me every name in the book. The police arrived soon after,

1087
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: and just like that, she completely stopped her fit and

1088
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: began to try to play the victim.

1089
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 2: Talk to your neighbors. Your neighbors will back you up.

1090
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: Ooh facts, yeah, oh, they definitely hate her.

1091
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: And they definitely all hurt. They heard all this, so

1092
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: your neighbors will be able to back you up. She

1093
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: told the police that I was an intruder in her

1094
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: son's apartment and that I had attacked her. The police

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01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: had arrived with an ambulance which was promptly taken to,

1096
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: which she was promptly taken to because.

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01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 2: She was feeling faint and was in distress act my

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01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 2: brutal assault on her.

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01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: The police then came to interview me, and I told

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01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 1: them what had actually happened. I showed them the bite

1101
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: mark on my hand and the bruises that were beginning

1102
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: to form. My fiance arrived at the scene and immediately

1103
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: came to my side. He confirmed to the officers that

1104
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: I do live there and his mother is a nutcase.

1105
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 2: I mean, ah, yeah yeah.

1106
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: Seeing that her son was siding with me sent her

1107
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: into yeah, another tantrum. The police asked me if I

1108
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: would like to place charges against future.

1109
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: Mother in law. Please yes, please, yes, yes, please please

1110
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 2: harg charge.

1111
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: I looked to my fiance and I could tell that

1112
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: he was conflicted on what to do. I had to

1113
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: do what would make me feel safe. In the end,

1114
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: I decided to press charges. Yeah, the just the raw,

1115
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: primal scream I want to let out right now to

1116
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: celebrate that. It cannot be understated. I'm holding it in.

1117
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: I'll hit it on the way home tonight.

1118
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: Let's do it to the neighbors. I don't give them

1119
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 2: that them.

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01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: No, I might, honestly, it might be so primal I

1121
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 1: blow out my vocal cords.

1122
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 2: That's something. So let's I'll just you. You're a smart boy.

1123
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 2: You're a smart boy. Thank you. Oh no, but there's

1124
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 2: one update that I missed.

1125
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the update on the ring? I want to

1126
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: I want to know if they got the ring back.

1127
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 2: Please, we'll get the rewind.

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01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 11: Uh.

1129
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: Future mother in law was taken to the hospital and

1130
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: then arrested upon her release. She's now facing charges for

1131
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: assault and I have taken a restraining order against her.

1132
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 2: This is amazing, Yes, this is amazing. Uh.

1133
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: This has placed a serious strain on my relationship with

1134
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: my fiance. He and the rest of his family want

1135
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: me to drop the charges against his mother.

1136
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 2: Why no, M'm tired of you guys. I'm tired of

1137
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 2: you guys.

1138
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: He tells me that since I have a restraining order,

1139
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: she can no longer come near me.

1140
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 2: So I have nothing to worry about.

1141
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: This guy is gonna have his mind blown when he

1142
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: realizes people can break restraining orders.

1143
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 2: It's not a oh no, I can't bother the oops,

1144
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 2: yeah right? How many what other rings you got?

1145
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: Can throw it down the train it turns out it's

1146
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: a piece of paper legally binding piece of paper, but

1147
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: a piece of paper nonetheless.

1148
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 2: Or do we go to her into it and then

1149
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 2: get her in prison for life? Yeah?

1150
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: Because what happens if you get the restraining order and

1151
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: then she breaks it and then you press charges, your

1152
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 1: husband's still gonna be.

1153
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 2: Like, no, don't press charges because orders you'll do another one.

1154
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 2: She won't break it.

1155
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 1: To send your mom to jail. Honestly, bro, if my

1156
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: mom physically attacked my fiance, i'd send her to jail.

1157
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mom, Not forever. She wouldn't be it forever.

1158
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. You're attacking my wife. You gotta go, Yeah,

1159
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 2: go somewhat a little crazy.

1160
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: I'll bail you out a little bit. I'll make sure

1161
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,439
Speaker 1: it stays jail in that prison.

1162
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 2: When you put it in the context of our own mothers,

1163
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 2: it does feel different. But it's just so crazy. She's

1164
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 2: attacking your fiance.

1165
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 3: That's just your immediate family members.

1166
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: If anything, she's she's unwell, yeah, she's extremely unway.

1167
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 2: But okay, it worked. H let's keep going. M m

1168
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 2: m hmmm.

1169
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't think okay, So he told me. He

1170
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: tells me that since I have a restraining order, she

1171
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: can no longer come to hear me, so I have

1172
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. I don't think he fully understands

1173
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 1: how terrifying this experience was for me. He tells me

1174
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 1: that it is my decision in the end, and he'll

1175
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: stand by me, but he doesn't want to see his

1176
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: mother go to prison. Part of me just wants to

1177
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: pack my bags and run. I told him that I

1178
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: felt this way, and he's begging me to stay with him.

1179
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: He says that we can move and have no contact

1180
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: this family in the future. I'm so confused and conflicted

1181
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: on what to do.

1182
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 3: Don't read yet, don't read yet.

1183
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 11: Oh okay, sorry, okay, so yeah, like okay, really quick, okay,

1184
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 11: so so sorry.

1185
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 3: The next update we're about to read is what happened

1186
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 3: after she threw the ring down the drain. So editor

1187
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 3: put that segment there and I'll tell you when.

1188
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

1189
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 4: Cool.

1190
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: So this is the actual update the pre update to

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01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: that update.

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01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, this one was deleted, So thank you Tiny

1193
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 3: Cactus for problem me out shot.

1194
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:51,959
Speaker 2: Tiny Cactus, w'su's in the shot so m mmmm, taste

1195
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: a little hob and aarrow in that. That was crazy.

1196
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: Update number two which is really okay. So this is

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01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: the Ring update. Ring in the Storm Drain update. Now,

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01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, I have been getting a lot of messages

1199
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: asking for an update on the ring situation.

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01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it could not be found.

1201
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 4: Damn.

1202
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: The city came out to try and assist, but they

1203
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: could not uncover anything. My fiance and his family were

1204
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 1: devastated by this, and many of them have ceased communication

1205
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: with future mother in.

1206
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,680
Speaker 2: Law because of this.

1207
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 1: The ring had high significance in the family, more than

1208
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: I understood at the time of writing my first post.

1209
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: This was literally the straw that broke the camel's back

1210
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 1: for many of the family members. Not to be that guy,

1211
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: but nobody got down in the storm drain immediately to get.

1212
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 2: The family heirloom. It's not a.

1213
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 1: Spike trap, it's not a it's a drain. It's a drain.

1214
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 2: What do we don't why is w Oh god, dude, no,

1215
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 2: I agree. I agree.

1216
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, his sisters have chosen to keep contact with future

1217
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: mother in law, and one of them told me that

1218
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: she's playing the victim card. That she's saying that she

1219
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: had a mental break obviously, and we all need to

1220
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: be more compassionate and understanding of her. So see, now,

1221
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 1: that's not how mental breaks work. All right, you get

1222
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,799
Speaker 1: treatment for it. Yeah, you go get treatment.

1223
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 2: You don't go Everyone needs to understand me the way

1224
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 2: I am. No, you go get help, you go get

1225
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 2: We need to drop our level of compassion to satan

1226
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 2: mode and move forward with that. Er. I'm sorry, but

1227
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:52,799
Speaker 2: I have no sympathy for the devil. Why straight up? Uh?

1228
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 2: So she was saying she had.

1229
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,560
Speaker 1: A mental break, We all need to be more compassionate

1230
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: and understanding of her.

1231
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 2: I call this crap.

1232
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: And I know she knew exactly what she was doing

1233
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:07,839
Speaker 1: when she threw the ring down the storm drain. Yeah, truly,

1234
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: that's also probably a lie now that I think about it,

1235
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: because she's always hated op from the very first time

1236
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: that she met. Yes, o, P, I have a theory.

1237
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: I have a theory that the ring never went down

1238
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 1: the drain to begin with.

1239
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 2: Oooooo, it's interesting. That is interesting.

1240
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 1: I think that maybe she hid the ring somewhere on

1241
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: herself and threw the box down the drain. I have

1242
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: no way to prove this, but I have expressed this

1243
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: concern to my fiance and his family. It's a rather

1244
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 1: large house, though, and could be hidden anywhere. I don't

1245
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: think the ring will be found anytime soon if this

1246
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: was what happened. Dang, the one time we're talking about

1247
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: a story where with the ring, I'm not wearing the

1248
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: ring around my neck.

1249
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 2: Wow, that's actually wild and classic. TM.

1250
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, because my ring is secret and safe.

1251
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 2: I've kept it that way. Oh, keep it, keep it.

1252
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, like a ring, the ring, like the

1253
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 2: ring you've seen? I mean, I've seen the ring on

1254
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 2: your Lord of the Rings, right? Uh no, you damn no,

1255
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 2: I'm not. I've seen, and I've not seen it in

1256
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 2: its totality. I think I fell asleep when watching one

1257
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 2: of the but I was tired, not because it wasn't interesting.

1258
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:35,240
Speaker 2: I should watch that. You saved yourself right there, Good job,

1259
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 2: that's true.

1260
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: Although, to be honest, there's any movies that I love

1261
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: that I could understand people falling asleep during it would

1262
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 1: be little of the Rings movies because they're very long.

1263
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 2: But I like I like that kind of stuff. I

1264
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 2: do like that kind of stuff. Yes, anyways, ring ring.

1265
01:11:51,840 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: Power on a happier Hey, thanks Riley on a happier note.

1266
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 1: I am now engaged to my fiance.

1267
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 2: Oh engagement, my engage.

1268
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 1: My engagement ring does not have the same sentimental value

1269
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 1: as the other ring.

1270
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 2: But I love my new ring just the same, and

1271
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,719
Speaker 2: it's all mine. It's mine forever.

1272
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 1: I am very happy to be engaged, and I cannot

1273
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,240
Speaker 1: wait to spend my life with my fiance. My fiance

1274
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: is on low contact now with his mother, but word

1275
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 1: has reached her that we are engaged. After she found out,

1276
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: she apparently refused to leave her room for three days.

1277
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,880
Speaker 1: She refused to speak to anyone or eat any food.

1278
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 1: The drama of this woman is unbelievable to me. Soon

1279
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 1: after I was told about her quote unquote condition, I

1280
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: started receiving a lot of strange emails and phone calls.

1281
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: I started getting phone calls from strange men asking me

1282
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 1: to perform a variety of.

1283
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 2: Different things for them.

1284
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: Obviously, I was mortified by this and immediately changed my

1285
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 1: phone number. I told my fiance what had happened, and

1286
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: he thinks that someone must be giving up my number

1287
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 1: to men they meet by a mistake. No, it's your mom, dud, buddy,

1288
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: it's your mom. And also this is harassment. I'm sure

1289
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: she can be prosecuted for this.

1290
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 2: Yes, prosecute is mom.

1291
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: She needs to be in prison.

1292
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 2: You know what is that too far? No? No, no, no,

1293
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 2: I'm sending her to prison. What's the what's the cutoff

1294
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 2: where it goes from jail to like what sentence do

1295
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 2: you if jail is like.

1296
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: A local thing, in prison is present, prison is like federal?

1297
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 2: So you got That's what I'm saying, and sentence generally, right,

1298
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,479
Speaker 2: what's what's what's an what's the average term for jail?

1299
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 2: And then what's an average term for because my understanding

1300
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:53,680
Speaker 2: is generally once you're the sentence goes like longer than

1301
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,639
Speaker 2: like a year. Ish okay, Tanker says, jail is less

1302
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 2: than a year. That was my understanding. That's not true,

1303
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 2: that's not generally Yeah, Like generally speaking, I had a

1304
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,879
Speaker 2: friend who's in jail for like three years.

1305
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 1: What shout out, let's get him on the polges got

1306
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,679
Speaker 1: mixed up, wrong people.

1307
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 2: Amanda says, it is not clear cut. That was what

1308
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 2: I was thinking, that's why I said generally. I said generally, Uh,

1309
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 2: I meant it, and you guys should have You guys

1310
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,599
Speaker 2: should have should know me. I saw what I meant. Yeah,

1311
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,719
Speaker 2: this is the jail is up to you a year. Generally, boom,

1312
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 2: i'd be saying generally, generally, yes, Generally, i'd be saying generally, Okay,

1313
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my brain, my brain. I just want

1314
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 2: to listen to music for the next hour. Obviously I

1315
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:41,839
Speaker 2: was modified.

1316
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: Obviously I was mortified by this and immediately changed my

1317
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: phone number. I told my fiance what had happened, and

1318
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: he thinks that someone must be giving up my number

1319
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: to men they meet by a mistake. I didn't believe that,

1320
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,599
Speaker 1: so I did a Google search of my phone number

1321
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: and found a few Craigslist ads written about me. The

1322
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 1: descriptions are just too similar to my apparents. They even

1323
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: mentioned my red hair. I truly believe this is future

1324
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 1: mother in law doing in this. She knows how to

1325
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 1: post on Craigslist, as she sells a lot of used

1326
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: things there, like her Yeah, who.

1327
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 2: Hah, oh, no, I mean it is used.

1328
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:32,759
Speaker 1: I have also mysteriously been signed up for a variety

1329
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: of different dating sites and corn Cob sites.

1330
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:37,679
Speaker 2: Uh.

1331
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: If this is future mother in law, then I just

1332
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: don't know when she's going to stop. This is in

1333
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,760
Speaker 1: low This is low level to drop to, and I

1334
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 1: cannot believe how pitiful this woman is. I showed this

1335
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 1: all to my fiancee and told him my suspicions. He

1336
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 1: doesn't think his mother has the tech savvy to be

1337
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,719
Speaker 1: able to pull this off.

1338
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 3: Shut up, dude, Oh my gosh, it's it's the twenty

1339
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 3: first century. Anyone could do anything.

1340
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 2: Have you seen Craigslist?

1341
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 4: Dude?

1342
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,080
Speaker 1: We put it old Craigslist is from nineteen ninety nine,

1343
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: has never been changed.

1344
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 3: We put blades on freaking rumbas. It made them pap balloons.

1345
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:13,919
Speaker 3: This is twenty first century.

1346
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 2: Man.

1347
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 1: I can't I can't find a single incorrect thing that

1348
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 1: you said there, not one.

1349
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 2: All of those things are right neither, oh man.

1350
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 1: Okay, uh uh honestly, I'm hating your husband right now.

1351
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 2: Beta Beta.

1352
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 1: So he doesn't think his mother has the text savvy

1353
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 1: to be able to pull this off, then what he

1354
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 1: said next chilled me to my bones, as I thought

1355
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:49,160
Speaker 1: his older sister liked me. Wait what he said was twist.

1356
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 1: He said his older sister had mentioned that to maintain

1357
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 1: a healthy relationship, you should be checking your partner's phone daily.

1358
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,639
Speaker 1: She proceeded to tell him there should be no secrets

1359
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,719
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't have a problem showing him my phone

1360
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:03,760
Speaker 1: when he got home.

1361
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,480
Speaker 2: And uh, I mean, look.

1362
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 1: If you come to that conclusion with your partner, then

1363
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 1: that's perfectly fine. But like if you get strong armed

1364
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:21,679
Speaker 1: into it by some stinky freakin' rap not rat sister, Um, yeah,

1365
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: that's the different story. I don't like how you're your

1366
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 1: husband's being a real limp noodle right now.

1367
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 2: Yep, wet toast spine. He's a husband.

1368
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:35,439
Speaker 1: He's a completely flaccid linguinie and he needs to be

1369
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 1: uncooked spaghetti.

1370
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 2: Firm. That's a husband. Maybe a little brittle, but like

1371
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,120
Speaker 2: he's not bending.

1372
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 1: Um pasta jokes.

1373
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 2: That's where we're at. Where at pasta jokes?

1374
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 1: Ummm? I was going to ask his sisters to be

1375
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: in my bridal party, And now I don't even know

1376
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:59,320
Speaker 1: where I stand with him? Do they hate me too?

1377
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: What in the heck that I do to deserve this?

1378
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 1: I truly don't know who I can trust anymore. I've

1379
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: decided to limit what I tell them going forward as

1380
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,640
Speaker 1: I currently think they are future mother in laws spies.

1381
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,680
Speaker 1: For now, I'm going to try and enjoy my engagement

1382
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 1: and put all of this out of my head. I

1383
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 1: guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens

1384
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 1: with his family.

1385
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,720
Speaker 2: Do I keep reading? Was this what I read before? No?

1386
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 2: This is the fourth update?

1387
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 3: So we read the first we read the original post,

1388
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 3: and then we read the third update, and now we're

1389
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 3: reading the second update.

1390
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,320
Speaker 2: Okay, second part?

1391
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:38,080
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so we read the third part first, and

1392
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,720
Speaker 3: now we're reading the second part. All right, but the

1393
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 3: second I mean.

1394
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 1: If you keep at number two, part five, number three,

1395
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 1: if you keep.

1396
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 2: It in line and it it makes sense.

1397
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe, uh well everyone, I know I will

1398
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,320
Speaker 1: be trashed for being so stupid, but many of you

1399
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 1: have asked for an update. I left my fiance after

1400
01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 1: everything happened, which low key I was going to say,

1401
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,799
Speaker 1: at this point, you got it, It's time to go, dude,

1402
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 1: this is not what you want.

1403
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 2: He's just not he's just not getting it. Yeah, like

1404
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 2: he's just not getting it.

1405
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 1: It'd be different if he was like, yeah, no, this

1406
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,639
Speaker 1: is insane. I don't know what's going on with my family.

1407
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,479
Speaker 1: I've got your bag one hundred percent. Let's move, Let's

1408
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: get out of here. Let's go somewhere else, start a

1409
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 1: new life. He's like, I think my mom's too stupid

1410
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: to know how the internet works. It's like, I think

1411
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 1: she's just a little dramatic. It's like, na, dude, have

1412
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 1: you seen what she does?

1413
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,960
Speaker 2: You're my enemy. Now you are my enemy. Holy moly.

1414
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: So I left my fiance after everything happened, and I

1415
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,599
Speaker 1: was heartbroken. A few days after leaving and staying with

1416
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 1: my parent, I found out the news I'm pregnant.

1417
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:54,959
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, you're joking. Oh you are stop?

1418
01:19:55,880 --> 01:20:04,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, stop it. Okay, oh

1419
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 2: dang creaks great ah, oh man, I just need a

1420
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 2: second to you know what I just remembered grand parental rights. Oh,

1421
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 2: that's right. Those are real. It's a real thing, as

1422
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 2: we have discovered in this show. Now those can be lost.

1423
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 2: Of course, she should have none. That mom should have done.

1424
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:40,639
Speaker 2: But but does she start off with some and only

1425
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 2: get it taken away once she is abusive enough to

1426
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 2: be taken away in the court of law.

1427
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,280
Speaker 1: I think it's the other way around. I think you

1428
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,400
Speaker 1: actually have to prove you have to prove grandparents rights first.

1429
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,040
Speaker 2: I don't think you start with them.

1430
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:58,720
Speaker 1: I think you have to prove that they're needed and

1431
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: that you and that a parent is a danger to

1432
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: be a child or something. I think it's probably different

1433
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 1: from state to state as well.

1434
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,480
Speaker 2: So who knows.

1435
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: So I'm pregnant. John's purple hing. I came to the

1436
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: apartment to tell him the news and his mother was there. Yeah,

1437
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:32,280
Speaker 1: that's that's the the red John is the one cool

1438
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 1: nice okay, Uh, I am pregnant. I came to the

1439
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:41,920
Speaker 1: apartment to tell him the news and his.

1440
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 2: Mother was there. Yep.

1441
01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:47,120
Speaker 1: He decided to side with her, which, again, great, you

1442
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,200
Speaker 1: can't be married to this guy.

1443
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 2: He's married to his mom O his terrible demon mother.

1444
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 1: She screamed the loudest band she scream I've ever heard.

1445
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 1: She told me that I need to turn immediately. I

1446
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,040
Speaker 1: told her I would not do that. I planned to

1447
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 1: keep the baby. That is when this monster attacked me.

1448
01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:14,519
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, oh I'm not I'm gonna omit that

1449
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 1: because that's terrible. I was attacked by a monster and

1450
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:25,559
Speaker 1: I called the police. The limp flaccid linguini worthless. I

1451
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't even pee on him if he was on fire. Wow,

1452
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: he did nothing to help, he said, only said stop

1453
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:38,280
Speaker 1: from the sidelines.

1454
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 2: M m oh my god, I would be tackling her.

1455
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,759
Speaker 2: What Yeah?

1456
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: So uh luckily, I'm okay. I truly regret dropping the

1457
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:52,800
Speaker 1: restraining order. I now don't know what to do. I

1458
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 1: think he still has rights as a father, but I

1459
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:57,759
Speaker 1: don't know how to fix it so they don't have access.

1460
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:01,000
Speaker 2: Go to Jerry Springer and be like, no, I think.

1461
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,280
Speaker 1: You should actually file the police report and say that

1462
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 1: you were attacked by the mother and that he did nothing.

1463
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 2: Yes, nothing, Tiny Cactus has pressed all the charges in

1464
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 2: the world. That is exactly what you did do. Yeah. Yeah. Also,

1465
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 2: thank you tiny Cactus for giving us the whole story. Yes,

1466
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 2: thank you God. I'm so glad.

1467
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: I started hating this guy just like right at the

1468
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:25,439
Speaker 1: perfect Yes, I really started being like, man.

1469
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:29,800
Speaker 2: This guy sucks. Dude, write though, right head on.

1470
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 1: I am now pregnant and alone living with my parents.

1471
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:37,839
Speaker 1: Any advice is appreciated, but please leave out the negative comments.

1472
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I can handle him.

1473
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 2: Who would ever?

1474
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,920
Speaker 3: God, dude, people piss me off.

1475
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:42,599
Speaker 2: It's true.

1476
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, Okay, so little trigger warning. There's

1477
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:51,120
Speaker 1: like physical there's a lot of physical violence altercations in here.

1478
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you uh, maybe a quick straight to camera and

1479
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 2: then I can put that. Yeah, sh.

1480
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:05,479
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, really quick trigger warning. We've got so not

1481
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:13,280
Speaker 1: the time. Hey, everybody, really quick trigger warning. This story

1482
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:19,040
Speaker 1: does have some depictions of physical violence while pregnant. So

1483
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,000
Speaker 1: if that is something that you don't want to listen to,

1484
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:29,519
Speaker 1: go ahead and skip in the next story. Okay, So

1485
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: I have been asked many times about what happened after.

1486
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 1: When I got home that day, my mother took one

1487
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 1: look at me and was furious. I had a black

1488
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,800
Speaker 1: eye and bruises. I declined the ambulance and went straight

1489
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:46,280
Speaker 1: to my parents, which normally I'd say, don't do that,

1490
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 1: but honestly, this is America, and sometimes the ambulances can

1491
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: be extremely.

1492
01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 3: Expecting, more likely of a chance of like a YouTuber

1493
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,799
Speaker 3: helping you out than the government.

1494
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 2: Where did that come from? Yeh, where did that come from?

1495
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 2: Mister beast like helped like two thousand people walk again,

1496
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,040
Speaker 2: a thousand people with their eyesighth.

1497
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:09,160
Speaker 1: Raally, the government is not an ambulance. The ambulances are

1498
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 1: not the government. Yeah, I know, never mind, what the

1499
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,400
Speaker 1: hell were you talking about.

1500
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,640
Speaker 2: I'm just wait, no, no.

1501
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,599
Speaker 1: No, I just want to take this opportunity to say

1502
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,360
Speaker 1: that government will not help you.

1503
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:28,880
Speaker 3: No wait, it's it's like it's gonna cost so much.

1504
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,040
Speaker 3: So they didn't want to pay for an ambulance because

1505
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,759
Speaker 3: that's got three thousand dollars trip.

1506
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:38,640
Speaker 2: It is a byproduct of how the government works in

1507
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 2: a way.

1508
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:42,000
Speaker 1: American healthcare is the dumbest, stupidest thing on earth, and

1509
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 1: I hate it and so does everyone, and anyone who

1510
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:52,680
Speaker 1: doesn't is a fool anyway. They're either a fool or

1511
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: massively wealthy. Right, Well, it's because you don't have to

1512
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,960
Speaker 1: care anymore that the ambulance costs five thousand dollars. You

1513
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,480
Speaker 1: can just go, oh, that's just how much the ambulance is.

1514
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:10,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, finally put the camper on me when you said wealthy,

1515
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,839
Speaker 2: and then you kept going as if you were piling.

1516
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:20,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, because I want to work today. He

1517
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:30,960
Speaker 2: is a CEO everywhere target guys. Clear, we were not

1518
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,360
Speaker 2: bashing on Johnny. Loved john Yes, but it was funny

1519
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,719
Speaker 2: though I love it. Okay.

1520
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:43,280
Speaker 1: I declined the ambulance and went straight to my parents.

1521
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 1: My mom led me to my bed and made me

1522
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,200
Speaker 1: a cup of tea, and then she just kept asking

1523
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:48,680
Speaker 1: who did this?

1524
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna get mom versus mom ooh mom on

1525
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:58,599
Speaker 2: mom actually shoes endless corner, the good mom in that

1526
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:09,320
Speaker 2: corner to release satan begin straight up. She thought it

1527
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:12,280
Speaker 2: was my ex. But when I told her that, sorry,

1528
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,920
Speaker 2: she thought she thought it was my ex. But when

1529
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:19,800
Speaker 2: I told her the truth, she was even more furious.

1530
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:23,479
Speaker 2: I explained everything to her that had happened I never

1531
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:26,640
Speaker 2: told her before, and told her all the gory details.

1532
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 1: She calmed me down and left to go make me

1533
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,599
Speaker 1: some food, but she actually left the house.

1534
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 2: A few hours later. She came back.

1535
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,799
Speaker 1: She had what she called her trophy, which is actually

1536
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:41,639
Speaker 1: a large clump of ex future mother in law's hair.

1537
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Yo, mama's a rider, die bro dude, mama, Oh my goodness, wow,

1538
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,960
Speaker 2: oh yeah wow.

1539
01:27:57,479 --> 01:28:02,600
Speaker 1: She actually put it in a memory box. That's gangster r.

1540
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,880
Speaker 1: That is some straight ge stuff. Bum pulled up and said,

1541
01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm taking the pound of flesh.

1542
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,439
Speaker 2: So she put in the memory box.

1543
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,439
Speaker 1: She told her that she will never lay eyes on

1544
01:28:17,479 --> 01:28:21,040
Speaker 1: her grand baby and many other other colorful things. My

1545
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:26,320
Speaker 1: mom is actually an ex body builder and very into fitness.

1546
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:31,280
Speaker 2: Yo. There's no chance that that evil mother in law

1547
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,400
Speaker 2: has any sort of fitness whatsoever.

1548
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:39,680
Speaker 1: It's getting suplexed into the next generation. Oh yeah, after that,

1549
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,439
Speaker 1: I got a call from my ex and he just

1550
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:47,639
Speaker 1: screamed at me. What a just like a straight up

1551
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,800
Speaker 1: ZiT on an amoeba's butt cheek thing to do.

1552
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,479
Speaker 2: You're just like.

1553
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:54,559
Speaker 10: Me, me me, me, me, me, me, me me me.

1554
01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:59,679
Speaker 1: Just completely acidine useless, Shut your stupid mouth, go crawl

1555
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:04,480
Speaker 1: back into your mom's uterus because you're a big freaking baby.

1556
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:05,400
Speaker 2: Dang. I don't know.

1557
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:07,479
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can keep that in there.

1558
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,000
Speaker 1: I was just kind of cooking on freestyle. We can

1559
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:13,080
Speaker 1: keep it, we can keep it. It sounds like that's

1560
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 1: what he wants to do. Moosknuckle uh after yeah, so

1561
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:21,360
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blahh he's screaming at me. Mom took

1562
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,400
Speaker 1: the call and told him never to contact me again

1563
01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:25,040
Speaker 1: or he will get the same treatment that was given

1564
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:31,879
Speaker 1: to me. And he has not contacted me since. Okay,

1565
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:33,479
Speaker 1: and uh hey, By the way, you can listen to

1566
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 1: full episodes of stories like this uh whenever you want.

1567
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:36,880
Speaker 2: Just go to the.

1568
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:40,360
Speaker 1: Spotify, Apple Podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts search Okay

1569
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 1: story time and there you have it.

1570
01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:45,760
Speaker 2: And I think I do believe that is the end

1571
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:48,040
Speaker 2: of that story. Wow.

1572
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:52,160
Speaker 1: I apologize for the U oops, I accidentally locked your phone, Riley.

1573
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:58,559
Speaker 1: I apologize for that description I gave at the end

1574
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: of the story. But he really does feel like that's

1575
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 1: what they want, right, It's like, maybe maybe a better

1576
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:12,439
Speaker 1: Oh the phone died. Dang, that's crazy, So maybe a

1577
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:15,200
Speaker 1: better A better description would be, like, you know how

1578
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,519
Speaker 1: like the penguins, they like like they live on the

1579
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 1: feet of the of the parents. It's like that's where

1580
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:27,479
Speaker 1: he just wants to live on his mom's penguin feet.

1581
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,479
Speaker 1: He wants to be in the penguin pouch. He's just

1582
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:35,080
Speaker 1: a big, stinky penguin trying to live in his mom's

1583
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:38,360
Speaker 1: penguin pouch. Which technically I don't think that's even right

1584
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:41,240
Speaker 1: because I think it's the the dads who have the

1585
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 1: penguin pouch them. While the dads are all huddled up.

1586
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:49,040
Speaker 2: It's like a skin fold that they kind of like, Yeah,

1587
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:53,960
Speaker 2: it's like pouch, and I bet it's what the mom

1588
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:57,080
Speaker 2: wants to Honestly, so much good stuff going on there.

1589
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 1: Wise, it's like the hard line, like Judaism versus christ.

1590
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 2: She's like, my fe will never be dirty, Chris. It's

1591
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:08,679
Speaker 2: like it's a Christmas tree, bro, It's fun. It's fun.

1592
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 2: Come on.

1593
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:13,080
Speaker 1: Bottom line, it's like, well, whatever the blueprint that it

1594
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,040
Speaker 1: was used to make you, I want to make sure.

1595
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:18,080
Speaker 2: I don't follow it. Yeah, we need to stop. We

1596
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 2: need to stop. I mean, you know, op he did

1597
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:23,160
Speaker 2: as she has the right to do. But it's like,

1598
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:25,920
Speaker 2: we do not need any more of of mother in

1599
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 2: law's DNA being recreated, no more than necessary or already

1600
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:33,040
Speaker 2: demon spawn.

1601
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh family heirlooms that are priceless down a storm drain.

1602
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god, freaking goof dude Brah. Absolutely crazy. And

1603
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:47,519
Speaker 2: I'm not insulting penguins. I'm just trying to make crawling

1604
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,000
Speaker 2: it back into the uterus feel a little less graphic.

1605
01:31:50,920 --> 01:31:51,680
Speaker 2: But here we go.

1606
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,720
Speaker 1: I had to say it again because Causesanda just had

1607
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:58,439
Speaker 1: to imply I was insulting penguins. So if anyone's mad,

1608
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:03,880
Speaker 1: I said it twice getting mad at a Sando. I

1609
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,040
Speaker 1: hate penguins, I hate dogs, I hate everybody.

1610
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,400
Speaker 2: It's like almost eleven.

1611
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:17,960
Speaker 1: My favorite penguins are the Rockefeller Penguins, Big look yellow.

1612
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,599
Speaker 2: I have to crack yellow and one more can of

1613
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:23,439
Speaker 2: silly juice just for the people, just to close it

1614
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,519
Speaker 2: out strong. By the way, I've only had two drinks

1615
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 2: of silly juice. I think I've I've had I've had

1616
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:31,960
Speaker 2: like two point five. Every once in a while, the

1617
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 2: silly juice will just hit different. I was sober for

1618
01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:36,599
Speaker 2: seven months. But oh, the one off the Happy Feet,

1619
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:45,120
Speaker 2: the one played by Robin Williams. I believe his name

1620
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:45,799
Speaker 2: was Lovelace.

1621
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:49,080
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone, we're gonna look at the Rockefeller conspiracy theory

1622
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 3: about how they control the world.

1623
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 2: I do like otters. I love otters. You know they

1624
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:57,479
Speaker 2: can get up to no good.

1625
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:00,360
Speaker 1: Dude, everyone go to Rumble and look up this smart

1626
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,880
Speaker 1: every Okay, first of all, everyone don't got rumble. Second

1627
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:08,800
Speaker 1: of all, the cuter and more adorable creature looks, the

1628
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:13,280
Speaker 1: more horrific they actually are. Yep, like otters get up

1629
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:18,679
Speaker 1: to no good. Yep, dolphins get up to no good.

1630
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:22,519
Speaker 1: What's another one that looks really cute but it's actually

1631
01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:23,920
Speaker 1: like kind of demonic?

1632
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:28,040
Speaker 3: Oh oh, what about those cute little like they're not groundhogs,

1633
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:28,679
Speaker 3: but they're cute.

1634
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:33,200
Speaker 1: Really like any ape, any any primate?

1635
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 2: At all.

1636
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:38,879
Speaker 1: Oh oh man, they get up to no good, dude.

1637
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:39,440
Speaker 2: Not groundhogs.

1638
01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:41,480
Speaker 3: But they're like Kiwi's or Kaiwi's.

1639
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,360
Speaker 2: How is a ki we gonna get up to no good?

1640
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,080
Speaker 4: What about Kiwi's?

1641
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,280
Speaker 2: To be clear, I love otters. Have you ever seen those?

1642
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:51,840
Speaker 2: Make noise?

1643
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:52,720
Speaker 3: No?

1644
01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 2: They walk around? They go.

1645
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:57,840
Speaker 3: Cute Kowei?

1646
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,840
Speaker 2: Can you look up Kiwi call? Can you play it?

1647
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:02,360
Speaker 2: The Kiwi Kiwi call?

1648
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:03,360
Speaker 3: Monetized?

1649
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:08,599
Speaker 1: What do you mean you get demonetized because it's copyright anything?

1650
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:11,400
Speaker 1: What if I showed it on my phone?

1651
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:12,320
Speaker 2: Guys?

1652
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:16,240
Speaker 3: That's me right now?

1653
01:34:16,479 --> 01:34:19,640
Speaker 2: That is it's you on the daily bro.

1654
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:21,840
Speaker 3: That's a cute color.

1655
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 4: Dude.

1656
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,600
Speaker 1: Where am i fun? You gotta find me there? I

1657
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:27,000
Speaker 1: am no up unto the.

1658
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:34,240
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's me. It should be right there actually

1659
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:35,000
Speaker 2: maybe to the left.

1660
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1661
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:40,640
Speaker 2: I like that one. That's gross. Why did someone make

1662
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:44,880
Speaker 2: an ai ax a lot? I don't like this. There

1663
01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:48,439
Speaker 2: is something about them. I don't know what.

1664
01:34:48,439 --> 01:34:51,160
Speaker 1: What's crazy is that they all the ones that are

1665
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,639
Speaker 1: white on there, they all live their lives in complete

1666
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:58,920
Speaker 1: darkness like in the natural world. Yeah.

1667
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:02,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, rabbits are brutal rabbits.

1668
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:04,559
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, dude, I was just tell on the stream

1669
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:09,200
Speaker 12: that the cuter and animal is the more horrific the

1670
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,360
Speaker 12: activities that they get up to when no one's looking,

1671
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,920
Speaker 12: which is true in every.

1672
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:19,840
Speaker 2: In every case, that's is true. My in law is

1673
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:22,840
Speaker 2: demanded to see my newborn son, but she hated the

1674
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:27,080
Speaker 2: boundaries I set up to keep him safe. Oh look,

1675
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:32,719
Speaker 2: you who hates safety? More more essential oils to drink

1676
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,240
Speaker 2: to a previous story.

1677
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:38,400
Speaker 1: Shout to the previous story, and that kid was okay.

1678
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:44,280
Speaker 2: Oh thank god. So this officially started because my great

1679
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:47,519
Speaker 2: mother in law yep, my great mother in law really

1680
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:50,439
Speaker 2: really wanted to see my newborn son. My great mother

1681
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:52,439
Speaker 2: in law over the years has started to show signs

1682
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 2: of what I believe is dementia and doesn't make the

1683
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 2: best judgments. By the way, this comes from Bye Queen

1684
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:02,320
Speaker 2: for Life A way on the r slash. Okay, sorry,

1685
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,760
Speaker 2: temp start. So I also realized that she can be

1686
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 2: emotionally manipulative. Wait, John, that was the wrong tag. We're

1687
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:10,719
Speaker 2: not doing that anymore.

1688
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:12,280
Speaker 3: It's okay.

1689
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:14,280
Speaker 2: Just keep going we're saying and you can submit it's

1690
01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:18,240
Speaker 2: what Okay, I'm sorry it might be an old one.

1691
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:21,439
Speaker 2: Well yes, anyways, so uh good call it though, I'm

1692
01:36:21,479 --> 01:36:24,479
Speaker 2: sorry no, you don't apologize. That was a correct call out.

1693
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:27,639
Speaker 2: That was a correct call out. I have also realized

1694
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:30,639
Speaker 2: that she can be emotionally manipulative and has been way,

1695
01:36:31,080 --> 01:36:33,599
Speaker 2: and has been that way before she started to show

1696
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:37,120
Speaker 2: signs of not being completely there. I won't go into

1697
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:39,800
Speaker 2: much detail about this, but just trust me when I

1698
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:43,840
Speaker 2: say she's overall not a great person. But she's still

1699
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:46,559
Speaker 2: my husband's grandmother and I would have never done anything

1700
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:49,519
Speaker 2: to upset her. Now, after about two months, my grandmother

1701
01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:52,000
Speaker 2: in law has been really pushing to see my son.

1702
01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:55,080
Speaker 2: Both me and my husband were hesitant about this because

1703
01:36:55,080 --> 01:37:00,240
Speaker 2: she has been really sick recently. On top of that,

1704
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:03,240
Speaker 2: she has a history of being sick and not telling

1705
01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:09,160
Speaker 2: one until after the fact, example, a family gathering. That

1706
01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:13,360
Speaker 2: is a not great time and place to not admit

1707
01:37:13,439 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 2: your sickness.

1708
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:17,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should be telling people you're sick when you're sick, Alex,

1709
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:25,800
Speaker 1: I was ready to play, which honestly, I'm just hope

1710
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,519
Speaker 1: you feel better, dude, and I maybe I hope your

1711
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,640
Speaker 1: immune system is okay. We need to we need to

1712
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 1: sick like clockwork, dude.

1713
01:37:32,479 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 2: We need to figure out we need to like put

1714
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:38,160
Speaker 2: our brains together to figure out how to solve this

1715
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:46,160
Speaker 2: for this boy in a little hamster ball, don't eat

1716
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:51,880
Speaker 2: us because we're other hamsters trying to help you. That's

1717
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:58,600
Speaker 2: apparently what they do, helping hams. Yeah, that's nice to

1718
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:02,360
Speaker 2: hop he says. When I was Hella pregnant, we were

1719
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:04,640
Speaker 2: invited to Thanksgiving at their house, and I declined to

1720
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:08,040
Speaker 2: go because I was getting induced the next week and

1721
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 2: if I got sick, that would have pushed it back further.

1722
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:16,839
Speaker 2: Can't risk that. My grandmother in law promised she was fine. Guys, guys,

1723
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:24,919
Speaker 2: put and I see you in the mother flipping comments

1724
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:28,920
Speaker 2: if you see what this freaking grandma is about to do.

1725
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:36,680
Speaker 2: Grandma is about to go not safe, oh, just uncomfortable.

1726
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:38,920
Speaker 9: Um.

1727
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:43,080
Speaker 2: Not even two days later, she told mother in law

1728
01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:47,200
Speaker 2: she was very sick and wasn't feeling great even at Thanksgiving.

1729
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:52,120
Speaker 2: Uh oh oh and sorry rewinding. My grandma promised she

1730
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,360
Speaker 2: was fine, but I didn't feel comfortable with it and

1731
01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:57,679
Speaker 2: stayed home. Not even two days later, she told mother

1732
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:00,000
Speaker 2: in law that she was very sick and wasn't feeling

1733
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:06,840
Speaker 2: and great even during Thanksgiving. Solesiah Marie, OPI did not go,

1734
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:11,920
Speaker 2: so yes to answer your comment, Yes, and I see

1735
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:14,040
Speaker 2: those ices in the chap, put it in the comments

1736
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:20,440
Speaker 2: and the shot for me please babies, so all relevant

1737
01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:23,479
Speaker 2: to why I didn't want her to see my son. Yet,

1738
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:27,320
Speaker 2: as we are deep in r SVC r SV season,

1739
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:32,080
Speaker 2: you can, Cassana, just send it clean my nose. Oh

1740
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:34,920
Speaker 2: you got that, you can if you want to check

1741
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:38,599
Speaker 2: that out. We've all had that moment. We've all had done.

1742
01:39:39,200 --> 01:39:40,960
Speaker 2: We got that, We got the bathroom. I know, but

1743
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:45,760
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's okay, it's okay. Trust we've been there.

1744
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,360
Speaker 2: Sam had one for a whole video. What what what

1745
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 2: we have to Rea.

1746
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:54,599
Speaker 1: Completely defeated from his head off to the left.

1747
01:39:55,000 --> 01:40:03,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, well about the cuddle, will be back.

1748
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:12,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Lisa Mayor. There's the lee in the saw

1749
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 2: and the Mayor.

1750
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Larisa, Larisa.

1751
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,559
Speaker 2: Y'all already Golrissa, I'm ready to go.

1752
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,800
Speaker 1: Cassanda, I forgot I put the magnifying glass on my nose.

1753
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:30,799
Speaker 1: Got really concerned. Yeah, I really concerned for a second

1754
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:35,240
Speaker 1: that I had boogies in my woogie, that I had

1755
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,800
Speaker 1: a boogie woogie bugle boy up there.

1756
01:40:36,960 --> 01:40:38,680
Speaker 2: But you know what, you're safe and we and we've

1757
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:41,760
Speaker 2: all and we've all had we've had you know, we've

1758
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:43,360
Speaker 2: all had. Yeah, we've all had that. You know.

1759
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:49,439
Speaker 1: Oh my brain backwards, brain backwards, his brain mind.

1760
01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:52,920
Speaker 2: See what you're doing as you're doing it, but you

1761
01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:54,800
Speaker 2: know doing it to you too. I'll read it. I'll

1762
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:59,040
Speaker 2: read it anyways. So oh, this is relevant to why

1763
01:40:59,080 --> 01:41:01,040
Speaker 2: I didn't want to see her and have ever seen

1764
01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:04,280
Speaker 2: my son yet, as we are still deep in six

1765
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:09,719
Speaker 2: season and he has just gotten his first round of vaccines. However,

1766
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:12,439
Speaker 2: much much much much much much much much much much

1767
01:41:12,479 --> 01:41:15,880
Speaker 2: pushing and guilt tripping from both her mother in law

1768
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:18,920
Speaker 2: sister in law, she just decided she could meet our

1769
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:22,599
Speaker 2: son out of our house. Just a little detail. We

1770
01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 2: live with my with my grandmother, and she helps us

1771
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:28,400
Speaker 2: with so much with my son. Honestly, the most amazing

1772
01:41:28,439 --> 01:41:31,559
Speaker 2: woman ever. And if this is ever read on a

1773
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:35,120
Speaker 2: YouTube channel, please let the producer go, thank you, Riley,

1774
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:40,400
Speaker 2: you're fire. There we go, there we go be right op.

1775
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,760
Speaker 2: Thank you for that. Thank you for that. So the

1776
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 2: genie gave you your wish, ha, you wish to punch yourself.

1777
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:50,320
Speaker 2: So we decided if grandmother in law was going to

1778
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:52,640
Speaker 2: come over, we were going to set some boundaries to

1779
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,280
Speaker 2: make sure our son was safe and have our own

1780
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:56,640
Speaker 2: peace of mind. I thought Op was gonna say, we

1781
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:59,599
Speaker 2: were going to make sure we set up some home

1782
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:03,720
Speaker 2: alone tight booby traps to make sure our dementia riddled Grandma,

1783
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:08,760
Speaker 2: it's just slips on some marbles and could not get

1784
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:10,640
Speaker 2: near the baby by any means necessary.

1785
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 1: The most brutal and uncalled for a thing you could

1786
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:17,280
Speaker 1: ever do to anyone with Alzheimer's is to home alone

1787
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:17,759
Speaker 1: the house.

1788
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:23,360
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. Not go be doing that, you know,

1789
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:27,360
Speaker 2: to that to disagree with myself from four seconds ago,

1790
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 2: I fully condoned with Dakota saying, and I fully do

1791
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:33,720
Speaker 2: not condone what I was saying before I'm off the

1792
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:37,960
Speaker 2: silly juice. It's a silly, strange, silly thing. Do you

1793
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:42,599
Speaker 2: imagine though, it's a silly thing to imagine dementia. Grainy's

1794
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:44,160
Speaker 2: just going crazy. Maybe if you.

1795
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Knew they deserved it right like they were just you know,

1796
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking like Ted Bundy type, like deserved.

1797
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:55,080
Speaker 2: You said it on me, you said it on my friends.

1798
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:58,320
Speaker 1: Only if your grandma was only only if you're only

1799
01:42:58,360 --> 01:42:59,479
Speaker 1: if your grandma's confirms you.

1800
01:42:59,479 --> 01:43:03,679
Speaker 2: A killer can lead home alone. Clip that out. Editor,

1801
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,080
Speaker 2: you can take that as the bible. There we go,

1802
01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:12,479
Speaker 2: So we're gonna be back. What what is it? Look

1803
01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:15,840
Speaker 2: when I said that? Yeah, we will definitely have to

1804
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:18,439
Speaker 2: cet that. Regret that in the lake of fire. If

1805
01:43:18,479 --> 01:43:21,439
Speaker 2: you think, if you think what happened before gun us

1806
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,920
Speaker 2: oh man? Yeah, anyways, you know what to do? Editors, please,

1807
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:28,280
Speaker 2: I guess you don't freaking beg you? Yeah, I beg. Yeah,

1808
01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:30,680
Speaker 2: you'll probably know not to do that, right, Editors, you

1809
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:32,960
Speaker 2: can said what to do? Did you wake up and

1810
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:36,280
Speaker 2: help it? Hey? Come here? Hey, come here.

1811
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:40,840
Speaker 1: Ah, she's gone and she's got dirt to eat.

1812
01:43:41,479 --> 01:43:46,480
Speaker 2: Oh she got scared. Good you could have left immediately.

1813
01:43:48,439 --> 01:43:51,320
Speaker 1: She's standing outside of the door talking come back, come

1814
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:51,679
Speaker 1: in here?

1815
01:43:52,840 --> 01:43:54,519
Speaker 2: Just do you edit these? Yes?

1816
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:59,600
Speaker 3: To edit every episode to.

1817
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:06,320
Speaker 2: Dude, Riley edited every video we did. Chat Riley. He

1818
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:08,880
Speaker 2: would have to not only work twenty four hours a day,

1819
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 2: he would have to invent new hours in the day.

1820
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:15,439
Speaker 2: There would literally be no do you know how many

1821
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:18,479
Speaker 2: videos we published a day. I'm gonna stop, but we

1822
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:21,120
Speaker 2: have published a lot. Ai would be my best friend.

1823
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you would have to learn how to utilize

1824
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:25,560
Speaker 1: sleep time.

1825
01:44:25,439 --> 01:44:35,720
Speaker 2: Too, that's true, he'd be editing. Who like editing? Is

1826
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:38,519
Speaker 2: that a pie? Oh?

1827
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:42,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, thanks Sophia for the crussan did briefly?

1828
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:48,560
Speaker 2: Look, dude, Sophia, you have full permission to shamack him.

1829
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:52,439
Speaker 2: Give him a little smack him. This is a company

1830
01:44:52,479 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 2: where we fully endorse violence against certain producers. Yes, and

1831
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,760
Speaker 2: that is Riley. You see what I do.

1832
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:06,040
Speaker 3: That is a after hand after handschool, this fucking notion thing.

1833
01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:12,240
Speaker 3: And they're trying to slap me eight fucking hours because

1834
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,719
Speaker 3: the internet's not working. We're back to the school because

1835
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:18,320
Speaker 3: the internet's not working. Sorry for all the children that

1836
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:22,519
Speaker 3: heard the three F bombs today, I'll just have minutes one, two, three,

1837
01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:23,120
Speaker 3: There we go.

1838
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,840
Speaker 2: Why not? What is time? What is time? It doesn't

1839
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:30,040
Speaker 2: even exist? Three more minutes in a lake of infinity? Also,

1840
01:45:30,439 --> 01:45:35,320
Speaker 2: wait a second, can we round of applause? We after three? Sophia,

1841
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:41,600
Speaker 2: Sophia is up three or four hours past her bedtime.

1842
01:45:41,439 --> 01:45:45,479
Speaker 2: Come here, she has rehearsal. You can't say, yeah, get

1843
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:47,439
Speaker 2: on the stream. The people, you know, they've been begging

1844
01:45:47,439 --> 01:45:50,680
Speaker 2: for you, chanting for their worm queen, I mean croissans.

1845
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:53,960
Speaker 3: I just got back from rehearsal from my Sketch Show, February.

1846
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:59,760
Speaker 1: First, I'm eating a croissan I just like I like

1847
01:45:59,800 --> 01:46:03,360
Speaker 1: the that was almost said like a like a newscaster

1848
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:06,559
Speaker 1: who's like out on like in the field. I'm eating

1849
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:11,280
Speaker 1: a croissant here at the boardwalk where we just saw.

1850
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:13,080
Speaker 2: I know, I can't say the rest of that. Never mind,

1851
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:17,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna start talking about somebody. I shouldn't talk about.

1852
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:21,400
Speaker 2: Where did we get off rail of the story my window.

1853
01:46:21,479 --> 01:46:29,160
Speaker 2: Let's keep where we got window. Oh nice window. Wait

1854
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 2: until you see the clip. I cannot, Oh my god. Anyways,

1855
01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:35,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna get back because we're gonna keep going anyways

1856
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:46,160
Speaker 2: and window. We decided that if grandmother in law was

1857
01:46:46,240 --> 01:46:47,720
Speaker 2: going to come over, we were going to have to

1858
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,719
Speaker 2: ssess some boundaries to make sure our son was safe

1859
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:52,679
Speaker 2: and have our own peace of mind. The boundaries were

1860
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 2: that we weren't comfortable with grandmother in law holding son,

1861
01:46:57,080 --> 01:47:02,080
Speaker 2: but would love her to finally be able to see him. Fair.

1862
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:06,719
Speaker 2: I specify this because some people see it was wrong

1863
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:10,400
Speaker 2: that we would exclude her from holding son, But we

1864
01:47:10,439 --> 01:47:13,799
Speaker 2: specified this to everyone before she came over, and grandmother

1865
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,400
Speaker 2: in law agreed with it. So we had an agreement

1866
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:21,800
Speaker 2: in the chat chat. Remember, she has been continuously sick

1867
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:25,160
Speaker 2: and won't tell anyone that she is when it comes

1868
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:28,679
Speaker 2: time to see son. No way in h double hockey sticks.

1869
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,720
Speaker 2: Was she going to cancel if she felt ill or

1870
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:34,799
Speaker 2: go if she holds son son gets sick. This happened

1871
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:37,120
Speaker 2: to one of my little brothers whenever they were little.

1872
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:39,680
Speaker 3: This older lady at her church kissed one of them

1873
01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:42,639
Speaker 3: on the forehead and they got RSV and like had

1874
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,280
Speaker 3: to like have an oxygen thing on his mouth.

1875
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:50,519
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I'm I'm locking my freaking kids

1876
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:52,439
Speaker 2: in a freaking bubble.

1877
01:47:52,520 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 3: Shut out Sawyer for making it through. Man, Dude, what

1878
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:56,040
Speaker 3: a sawyer?

1879
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:59,280
Speaker 2: Sawyer? Soldier Sawyer?

1880
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:05,960
Speaker 1: There's that is that what they would go, saw and

1881
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:09,799
Speaker 1: you'd go, you're, you're, And so they called him Sawyer.

1882
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:10,439
Speaker 2: That's right.

1883
01:48:12,320 --> 01:48:15,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well he got his name because it's a position

1884
01:48:15,800 --> 01:48:17,760
Speaker 3: at the sawmill.

1885
01:48:19,720 --> 01:48:23,120
Speaker 2: Sofia they gave us. You don't understand that. At one

1886
01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:26,040
Speaker 2: point they Sophia, it wasn't the stream was four hours.

1887
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:29,879
Speaker 2: They added four hours on the stream. We were already

1888
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:35,479
Speaker 2: hours deep into You think this is what happens. I'm

1889
01:48:35,479 --> 01:48:36,360
Speaker 2: going to steal that from you.

1890
01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:40,000
Speaker 1: Okay, back to top of this, I swear Sophia on

1891
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:41,120
Speaker 1: top of.

1892
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:44,080
Speaker 2: This, On top of this, we said that she needed

1893
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:47,280
Speaker 2: to wear a mask and take a VID test beforehand,

1894
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:49,960
Speaker 2: and I ain't talking about it YouTube vide you. The

1895
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:52,559
Speaker 2: day that she came over, we received a text from

1896
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:54,599
Speaker 2: mother in law, who was also coming with my grandmother

1897
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:57,040
Speaker 2: in law, and asked what time they should arrive. Mother

1898
01:48:57,080 --> 01:48:58,760
Speaker 2: in law has been to our house a few times,

1899
01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:01,040
Speaker 2: so it wasn't a huge deal. And I realized now

1900
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:06,080
Speaker 2: that it wasn't the best idea. The walk in. Oh,

1901
01:49:06,120 --> 01:49:10,200
Speaker 2: they walk in, and grandmother in law shows my grandmother

1902
01:49:11,360 --> 01:49:16,240
Speaker 2: the VID test, not us, but whatever, and proceeds to

1903
01:49:16,320 --> 01:49:18,960
Speaker 2: stuff the mask she was holding back into her purse.

1904
01:49:19,360 --> 01:49:21,000
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm kind of over it, but I

1905
01:49:21,080 --> 01:49:22,760
Speaker 2: just smile and talk to her for a little bit

1906
01:49:23,120 --> 01:49:25,519
Speaker 2: before going back to the kitchen while my husband took

1907
01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:28,960
Speaker 2: a dog outside to use the bathroom. Don't tell Dakota,

1908
01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:31,960
Speaker 2: he will be angry. It's right, don't tell me what,

1909
01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:37,200
Speaker 2: tell me tell the police. Miss the dog. When I

1910
01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:39,640
Speaker 2: was out of hearing range, or so she thought, she

1911
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:44,200
Speaker 2: asked my grandmother to hold the sun. My grandmother turned

1912
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:46,160
Speaker 2: to me in the kitchen and repeated the question. And

1913
01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:50,680
Speaker 2: I simply stated, would you mind asking husband when he

1914
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:54,439
Speaker 2: gets back, ask your grandson? Lady. I figured, since it's

1915
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:57,160
Speaker 2: husband's grandmother in law, it would be a lot gentler

1916
01:49:57,240 --> 01:50:00,120
Speaker 2: if he let her down. Absolute facts. Don't make for

1917
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:02,160
Speaker 2: be the one because that's your grandma.

1918
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:07,600
Speaker 1: Stupid, Keep it in the family, keep stupid dingis.

1919
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:11,080
Speaker 2: Be a good person, and don't make your wife talk

1920
01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:15,240
Speaker 2: to your grandmother about that. That's stupid. Yeah, what do

1921
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:18,200
Speaker 2: you When did you fall off the stupid tree? What

1922
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:20,559
Speaker 2: are you a hamster? What was it?

1923
01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:20,800
Speaker 1: Uh?

1924
01:50:22,120 --> 01:50:25,920
Speaker 2: Don't eat your friends unless I ask for it. Your

1925
01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:30,200
Speaker 2: friends unless you're in a survival situation. That's basically cry

1926
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 2: or they ask you nicely.

1927
01:50:32,040 --> 01:50:34,000
Speaker 1: Even then you have to have a discussion upfront about

1928
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:34,840
Speaker 1: who's going first.

1929
01:50:35,920 --> 01:50:38,759
Speaker 2: Super So if you just said eat out your friends,

1930
01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:43,720
Speaker 2: don't eat them. Uh hashtags clip that we gotta go back,

1931
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:49,840
Speaker 2: clip that eat out the rich instead. Grandma. Other in

1932
01:50:49,920 --> 01:50:54,120
Speaker 2: laws started crying, no actual tears, and exclaimed, why no

1933
01:50:54,160 --> 01:51:01,719
Speaker 2: one like me? Remember when I said about being emotionally manipulative, Yeah,

1934
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:07,720
Speaker 2: that's what she's doing. I was uncomfortable. My grandmother was uncomfortable.

1935
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:13,000
Speaker 2: Our poor other dog in the kitchen with me was uncomfortable.

1936
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:16,560
Speaker 2: Even Doggo could pick up on these fake grainy crocodile

1937
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:20,639
Speaker 2: tear vibes. I excuse myself to start laundry after checking

1938
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:22,840
Speaker 2: in with my grandmother to see if she was okay

1939
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:26,080
Speaker 2: holding my son for another minute before my husband came

1940
01:51:26,120 --> 01:51:31,320
Speaker 2: back in. Immediately when I left the room, Immediately when

1941
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:37,440
Speaker 2: I left the room, I see you in the comments.

1942
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:41,040
Speaker 2: I don't see them. Oh, I see there is this

1943
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:52,400
Speaker 2: my blink blank. Immediately when I left the room. Uh

1944
01:51:52,439 --> 01:51:58,160
Speaker 2: h yeah, immediately when I left the room. Room again,

1945
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:02,960
Speaker 2: my mistake. My mother in law walks over, takes son

1946
01:52:03,040 --> 01:52:12,679
Speaker 2: from my grandmother and puts him in grandmother in law's lap. Arrest, arrest, arrested, arrested.

1947
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:20,439
Speaker 5: At that that's the sound of the police. Whoops, because

1948
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:23,880
Speaker 5: that's who I'm calling. That's true, That's what I'm calling.

1949
01:52:24,240 --> 01:52:25,920
Speaker 2: I speaking of police.

1950
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:28,920
Speaker 3: Yesterday, on my way to the gym, I saw a

1951
01:52:28,920 --> 01:52:32,000
Speaker 3: white jeep run straight into an AT and T and

1952
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 3: the AT and T the door was broken.

1953
01:52:35,840 --> 01:52:38,559
Speaker 2: The what are you what? It was? Crazy into an

1954
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:40,360
Speaker 2: AT and T like eighteen phone store?

1955
01:52:40,640 --> 01:52:42,680
Speaker 3: Yes, the phone store? What else would it be?

1956
01:52:43,640 --> 01:52:49,320
Speaker 1: I don't know because you just described nonsense. Look I'm

1957
01:52:49,320 --> 01:52:50,439
Speaker 1: looking at you in the mirror, and I was like,

1958
01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:53,840
Speaker 1: I make eye contact with you. What you said is insane.

1959
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:57,639
Speaker 1: We need more details other than I watched a jeep

1960
01:52:58,120 --> 01:53:00,719
Speaker 1: run into an AT and T and then you said,

1961
01:53:00,720 --> 01:53:02,160
Speaker 1: what the door broke?

1962
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:08,720
Speaker 2: No? What did that make sense? Anyway? How fast was

1963
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:09,519
Speaker 2: the jeep going?

1964
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:10,200
Speaker 7: Uh?

1965
01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:13,960
Speaker 2: Fast enough to break the glass of the door. Oh

1966
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:16,680
Speaker 2: that's a terrible.

1967
01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:18,479
Speaker 4: Riley.

1968
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:19,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to dunk on you for this.

1969
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:26,839
Speaker 4: Mhm h, it's go ahead, guys.

1970
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:29,760
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I can't be certain what's going

1971
01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:30,559
Speaker 1: on anymore here?

1972
01:53:30,600 --> 01:53:33,799
Speaker 2: Guys? Is this a ten hour stream? Is it?

1973
01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:34,640
Speaker 4: Is it?

1974
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:37,559
Speaker 1: It's not eleven, it's almost I think it's almost gonna

1975
01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:40,160
Speaker 1: be nine. It's gonna be about nine.

1976
01:53:40,760 --> 01:53:41,280
Speaker 2: So fair.

1977
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:51,280
Speaker 1: That is very bourgeoisie of you. Yeah, don't worry. Go

1978
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:53,280
Speaker 1: ahead and align yourself with the ruling class. We'll see

1979
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:53,960
Speaker 1: how that works out.

1980
01:53:55,960 --> 01:54:01,360
Speaker 2: That we thought it was. He's such a scotch.

1981
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:06,360
Speaker 1: It was Sophia who popped the balloons. Did you know

1982
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:08,280
Speaker 1: if you leave too many hamsters together, they eat each other?

1983
01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh she knew that, all right. I didn't. Let's go

1984
01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:19,519
Speaker 2: correct grandmother's laugh. Police Before this, my son was smiling

1985
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:24,559
Speaker 2: and laughing while my grandmother held him put faced him

1986
01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:29,559
Speaker 2: toward grandmother in law. My son lost it and started screaming,

1987
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:32,400
Speaker 2: even he knows, freaking grandma doesn't need to be in here.

1988
01:54:32,920 --> 01:54:35,400
Speaker 2: My husband walks in at this point, sees son on

1989
01:54:35,600 --> 01:54:39,080
Speaker 2: grandmother in law's lap and immediately grabbed him from grandmother

1990
01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:42,480
Speaker 2: in law and went into the kitchen. My mother in

1991
01:54:42,560 --> 01:54:46,480
Speaker 2: law was shocked and made a snyd commentov oh wait

1992
01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:49,440
Speaker 2: wait wait My mother in law was shocked and made

1993
01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:53,160
Speaker 2: a sny comment eve, Oh, so no one gets him

1994
01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:59,240
Speaker 2: son today. Then they both left after and my grandmother

1995
01:54:59,320 --> 01:55:03,760
Speaker 2: apologized profusely for the situation when I found out it

1996
01:55:03,880 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 2: definitely wasn't her fault. There's only one grainny being sent

1997
01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:09,720
Speaker 2: down the drain today.

1998
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:13,880
Speaker 1: One stinky grandmother, and she smells of old, stinky cheese.

1999
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:20,280
Speaker 2: Oh stinky smelly smell. It smells removed smelly with no remorse.

2000
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:25,400
Speaker 2: But three weeks after what I will now call the incident,

2001
01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:28,000
Speaker 2: my mother in law has been calling husband and we

2002
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:30,280
Speaker 2: explained to her that we were upset with what happened.

2003
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:34,320
Speaker 2: She didn't grasp what she did wrong, and the conversation

2004
01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:39,320
Speaker 2: ultimately when no mare nowhere. Another week more calls, hears

2005
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:45,640
Speaker 2: what the text message came in to the story. Husband

2006
01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:50,920
Speaker 2: to mother in law. Hey, I want you to know

2007
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm not ignoring you, but I'm still not over what happened.

2008
01:55:53,840 --> 01:55:55,600
Speaker 2: We want you to be part of ours in our

2009
01:55:55,640 --> 01:55:58,360
Speaker 2: son's life, but because of the boundaries you broke, we

2010
01:55:58,360 --> 01:56:00,840
Speaker 2: don't feel comfortable having you over for for a while.

2011
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:07,200
Speaker 2: Is this a husband standing up to his mom.

2012
01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:10,840
Speaker 1: I've never seen one of those, like with reasonable boundaries too.

2013
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:13,240
Speaker 1: He's just sending her to the moon. He's like, you're

2014
01:56:13,320 --> 01:56:15,600
Speaker 1: just going to go to the moon and respect our boundaries,

2015
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,280
Speaker 1: and then we'll send you a shuttle and you can

2016
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:17,879
Speaker 1: come back.

2017
01:56:17,720 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 2: Come back. We can have cool pictures and videos like

2018
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:21,440
Speaker 2: it's it's like it's a good thing. It's it's a

2019
01:56:21,520 --> 01:56:26,560
Speaker 2: learning experience. Well like that you like that? Huh?

2020
01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:27,680
Speaker 4: Why is that?

2021
01:56:28,320 --> 01:56:33,840
Speaker 2: Bernie? I think having a stroke? Now you're having a stroke? Dog?

2022
01:56:34,920 --> 01:56:39,320
Speaker 3: Time is caught up to you.

2023
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:42,120
Speaker 2: Do you when to close the door? Maybe? Is it

2024
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:43,800
Speaker 2: is it outside? Maybe close the door? I don't know.

2025
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:47,000
Speaker 2: I thought I just thought it was the quest on

2026
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:47,840
Speaker 2: a couple of rips.

2027
01:56:47,840 --> 01:56:50,600
Speaker 1: I also thought it was the Quasso, but it was

2028
01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:53,760
Speaker 1: not I guess this.

2029
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:57,200
Speaker 2: Is Doug says, the business has someone standing upon it.

2030
01:56:57,200 --> 01:57:06,600
Speaker 2: It seems like smoke smoke, all right, so much, guys,

2031
01:57:06,760 --> 01:57:09,200
Speaker 2: when's we're picking up? I don't know. Anyways, We're just

2032
01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:12,760
Speaker 2: gonna be with We're gonna be with Chat for now.

2033
01:57:14,080 --> 01:57:16,800
Speaker 2: We're gonna be with Chat. Okay, sorry guys, Yeah sorry?

2034
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:22,600
Speaker 2: Uh next week. Sister in law to husband, So what

2035
01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:25,120
Speaker 2: are your dinner? Have Mom's on Saturday? If all are busy?

2036
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:29,920
Speaker 2: I want to see son a husband. No, Mom still

2037
01:57:29,960 --> 01:57:32,520
Speaker 2: hasn't even tried to talk to us after her and

2038
01:57:32,640 --> 01:57:36,720
Speaker 2: Nana came over the next day. Sister in launch and

2039
01:57:36,760 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 2: my husband, Hey, what's the deal with Mom and Nana?

2040
01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:42,840
Speaker 2: Like something's been off since that day they came over

2041
01:57:42,880 --> 01:57:45,640
Speaker 2: here and y'all have been distant and I just want

2042
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:49,440
Speaker 2: to know, like, what's going on? Husband? I already talked

2043
01:57:49,440 --> 01:57:51,920
Speaker 2: to Mom, but me and OPI decided that we weren't

2044
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:54,040
Speaker 2: comfortable with Mom coming over for a while because she

2045
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:56,680
Speaker 2: broke our boundaries. It's important to us because we did

2046
01:57:56,720 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 2: discuss beforehand what we expected, and our son's health is

2047
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:03,560
Speaker 2: more more important than anything. Sister in law, Oh okay,

2048
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:05,720
Speaker 2: but uh, what boundaries are broken?

2049
01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:10,640
Speaker 1: Are you hey, Hi, is this your first day on

2050
01:58:10,680 --> 01:58:11,160
Speaker 1: the planet.

2051
01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:16,240
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I'm confused. She wasn't sick or anything. She

2052
01:58:16,480 --> 01:58:19,680
Speaker 2: had been around Sun before that day when they went

2053
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:24,040
Speaker 2: over what happened specifically that made y'all feel uncomfortable other

2054
01:58:24,120 --> 01:58:28,080
Speaker 2: than not wearing am not wearing a mask? Husband said,

2055
01:58:28,240 --> 01:58:31,960
Speaker 2: we already told mom about it. Don't worry. Then the

2056
01:58:32,040 --> 01:58:35,880
Speaker 2: next day side note, my postpartum depression has gotten extremely

2057
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,080
Speaker 2: bad and my in laws are starting to be a

2058
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:42,200
Speaker 2: little bit much on Facebook. So I took them off.

2059
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:46,040
Speaker 2: I am guessing that it's important foreshadowing. What a beautiful

2060
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:50,200
Speaker 2: thing to just take people who are bothering you off. Wow.

2061
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:53,640
Speaker 1: Hey, we can all do that, guys. If someone's bugging you,

2062
01:58:53,680 --> 01:58:55,520
Speaker 1: if you're like er, I really don't like it when

2063
01:58:55,560 --> 01:58:59,280
Speaker 1: I see their posts, you can just not follow them.

2064
01:58:59,440 --> 01:59:07,720
Speaker 2: And block them. That's true. That's true. I was scared. Hey,

2065
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:13,640
Speaker 2: we're back, So sister in law to husband, why did

2066
01:59:13,640 --> 01:59:18,280
Speaker 2: Opie unfriend me in mom on Facebook? Well? Stepdad just

2067
01:59:18,400 --> 01:59:21,320
Speaker 2: called and said Mom is bawling her eyes out over

2068
01:59:21,360 --> 01:59:23,800
Speaker 2: this whole situation. I don't know what the deal is.

2069
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:26,520
Speaker 2: I hope you realize what y'all are doing to the family.

2070
01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:30,080
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, sorry sister and a lot of husband.

2071
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:35,600
Speaker 2: Why did Opie unfriendly? In my mind's faceboy, stepdad just

2072
01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:38,080
Speaker 2: called and said, Mommy's bowling her eyes out over this

2073
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:41,240
Speaker 2: whole situation. I don't know what the deal is like,

2074
01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:44,160
Speaker 2: but I hope you realize what y'all are doing to

2075
01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:49,080
Speaker 2: the family. We're family, like Vin Diesel, I'm trying not

2076
01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:51,480
Speaker 2: to be in the middle of anything. But Mom and

2077
01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:54,200
Speaker 2: Nana I feel like they can't talk to you or Opie.

2078
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:58,400
Speaker 2: So what's the doll This crop can't go on forever?

2079
01:59:58,640 --> 02:00:08,680
Speaker 2: Y'all need don't work at all? Whoa it's like or

2080
02:00:08,720 --> 02:00:10,160
Speaker 2: we can just never talk to them again.

2081
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:14,400
Speaker 1: Okay, but probably don't do that. But like also like

2082
02:00:15,320 --> 02:00:16,960
Speaker 1: both sides need to come to the table.

2083
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:22,200
Speaker 2: I mean, well, what I will say is that the husband.

2084
02:00:22,600 --> 02:00:25,000
Speaker 2: What do we rarely see in this in this in

2085
02:00:25,080 --> 02:00:28,520
Speaker 2: these stories is like the husband. First off, the husband

2086
02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:30,320
Speaker 2: is standing up to his own family and not being

2087
02:00:30,360 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 2: like okay, family, go go eat op alive like a piranha. Right,

2088
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:36,640
Speaker 2: that's usually what happens. We've seen this literally today multiple times.

2089
02:00:36,760 --> 02:00:41,920
Speaker 2: Feed second thing we don't usually see is husband and

2090
02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:45,240
Speaker 2: op basically are like, hey, we had these boundaries. We

2091
02:00:45,520 --> 02:00:51,600
Speaker 2: clearly communicated them in the beginning. We're not comfortable with

2092
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:54,040
Speaker 2: you guys coming over right now because you just kind

2093
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:56,960
Speaker 2: of blew through them and you're not even acknowledging it

2094
02:00:57,040 --> 02:01:00,040
Speaker 2: or apologizing for it exactly. And that's I mean. I

2095
02:01:00,880 --> 02:01:06,440
Speaker 2: do think the husband is doing a pretty decent job.

2096
02:01:07,880 --> 02:01:14,840
Speaker 2: I would agree at doing that anyway. Anyways, Husband, like

2097
02:01:14,880 --> 02:01:17,200
Speaker 2: I said before, we already talked to Mom about it.

2098
02:01:17,360 --> 02:01:19,320
Speaker 2: You said you weren't going to choose size, and it

2099
02:01:19,320 --> 02:01:22,240
Speaker 2: seems that apparently you have. Please stay out of it.

2100
02:01:22,640 --> 02:01:25,640
Speaker 2: Opie unadded everyone because she has way too much going

2101
02:01:25,680 --> 02:01:27,200
Speaker 2: on and she doesn't want to be in the drama.

2102
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:30,400
Speaker 2: We never said Mom wouldn't see son again, but we

2103
02:01:30,600 --> 02:01:34,000
Speaker 2: just still need time. Son is our son, and Mom

2104
02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:37,760
Speaker 2: and Nana broke a boundary that we set even before

2105
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:41,200
Speaker 2: Sun was born. Even if Opie's family did the same thing,

2106
02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:44,320
Speaker 2: it would be the same outcome. We were hesitant about

2107
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:48,720
Speaker 2: Nana coming over at all because of exactly what just happened.

2108
02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:52,080
Speaker 2: The next day after that, a phone call and sister

2109
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:54,600
Speaker 2: with sister in law where sister in law and op

2110
02:01:55,120 --> 02:02:01,480
Speaker 2: with sister in law and Opie causing drama. Do you

2111
02:02:01,600 --> 02:02:02,000
Speaker 2: add this?

2112
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:06,720
Speaker 1: Is that just just and then just a picture of

2113
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:07,680
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan.

2114
02:02:07,760 --> 02:02:10,320
Speaker 2: So there's a drop down that Riley added. I clicked

2115
02:02:10,320 --> 02:02:12,400
Speaker 2: to drop down. It is a picture of Michael B.

2116
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:16,680
Speaker 2: Jordan's as you can somewhat see, it's just a picture

2117
02:02:16,720 --> 02:02:22,680
Speaker 2: of Michael Jordan. For what reasons? I don't know. Maybe

2118
02:02:22,720 --> 02:02:25,200
Speaker 2: it's about to be relevant. I don't know. I don't know.

2119
02:02:25,320 --> 02:02:27,280
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a handsome man. Is that with a husband?

2120
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:33,480
Speaker 2: I don't know? God, man, anyways, let's go to a

2121
02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:36,720
Speaker 2: husband's sister in law. God, oh, they only have twelve

2122
02:02:36,720 --> 02:02:39,200
Speaker 2: minutes long? Why is that the funniest picture you could

2123
02:02:39,240 --> 02:02:42,080
Speaker 2: have put in there? It just works, It just works.

2124
02:02:43,520 --> 02:02:47,440
Speaker 2: Just a good looking man, Michael B. Jeordan, a handsome man.

2125
02:02:47,560 --> 02:02:52,840
Speaker 2: We need one of the handsomest for real. Du bros

2126
02:02:52,840 --> 02:02:57,440
Speaker 2: got it, Bro's got it anyway, anyways, husband his sister

2127
02:02:57,520 --> 02:03:01,120
Speaker 2: in law Again. After that commversation with me and Op

2128
02:03:01,440 --> 02:03:04,280
Speaker 2: have talked and decided we feel you need to completely

2129
02:03:04,360 --> 02:03:07,160
Speaker 2: stay out of everything going on. We understand you're trying

2130
02:03:07,160 --> 02:03:09,560
Speaker 2: to defend mom and be a messenger, but you have

2131
02:03:09,680 --> 02:03:14,040
Speaker 2: more likely but you have more than likely have unknowingly

2132
02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:17,200
Speaker 2: taken her side in this when there is no side.

2133
02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:20,960
Speaker 2: We are Son's parents and we get to decide who

2134
02:03:21,040 --> 02:03:24,440
Speaker 2: does and doesn't see him. We aren't going to keep

2135
02:03:24,480 --> 02:03:27,120
Speaker 2: going in circles on what boundaries are because we have

2136
02:03:27,200 --> 02:03:30,480
Speaker 2: already stated multiple times what they are. What matters now

2137
02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:34,520
Speaker 2: is that Mom, and now you can't respect that. We

2138
02:03:34,560 --> 02:03:36,800
Speaker 2: need time to just move on from the situation. No

2139
02:03:36,840 --> 02:03:39,120
Speaker 2: one is trying to start drama by dragging more people

2140
02:03:39,120 --> 02:03:42,080
Speaker 2: into this, Like Dad, you're in fact causing drama and

2141
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:45,680
Speaker 2: we don't appreciate it. In case you forgot, we were

2142
02:03:45,800 --> 02:03:48,800
Speaker 2: very hesitant on Nana seeing son for the very reason

2143
02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:52,000
Speaker 2: that happened. Not only did Nana ask to hold Son

2144
02:03:52,360 --> 02:03:54,880
Speaker 2: when both OPI and I left the room, but Mom

2145
02:03:55,000 --> 02:03:57,720
Speaker 2: took it in her own hands to hand son over

2146
02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:02,280
Speaker 2: to Nana again when Opi they said not to. We

2147
02:04:02,440 --> 02:04:05,280
Speaker 2: already stated what is Riley doing now? I don't know.

2148
02:04:05,720 --> 02:04:08,400
Speaker 2: We already stated we were concerned for son getting sick

2149
02:04:08,440 --> 02:04:10,680
Speaker 2: and we weren't comfortable with her holding him, but that

2150
02:04:10,800 --> 02:04:13,080
Speaker 2: wasn't good enough for them. Son is not a toy.

2151
02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:16,680
Speaker 2: We aren't mad at them, but at the situation, but

2152
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:19,800
Speaker 2: you have nothing to do with it, It doesn't matter

2153
02:04:19,880 --> 02:04:22,080
Speaker 2: that you're the messenger. You can still come and see

2154
02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:24,920
Speaker 2: son whenever you want, but we need time away from

2155
02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:29,360
Speaker 2: mom to process the situation. So that was just like

2156
02:04:29,440 --> 02:04:35,160
Speaker 2: a big breakdown of everything. You know, it's Opie's communicating clearly,

2157
02:04:35,800 --> 02:04:38,680
Speaker 2: is you know, saying, hey, we said the boundaries. This

2158
02:04:38,720 --> 02:04:42,400
Speaker 2: is our explanation why I want to clear you know,

2159
02:04:42,680 --> 02:04:45,720
Speaker 2: just just open the air and clearly, maturely communicate like

2160
02:04:45,760 --> 02:04:46,360
Speaker 2: an adult.

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02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking it down to it's sub atomic parts, really

2162
02:04:50,960 --> 02:04:53,000
Speaker 1: getting to the nitty.

2163
02:04:52,680 --> 02:04:56,240
Speaker 2: Gritty pure I would say Opie is at least or

2164
02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:59,960
Speaker 2: Opie's husband is at least attempting the most mature response,

2165
02:05:00,600 --> 02:05:04,360
Speaker 2: at least attempting right, if not achieving, I would agree,

2166
02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:10,200
Speaker 2: sister in law. Lol Okay, see now that would.

2167
02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:16,840
Speaker 1: Be a perfect example of an immature response. Lol okay, Lola, okay, Hey,

2168
02:05:17,200 --> 02:05:19,880
Speaker 1: lol okay. That's like basically the same thing as saying lol.

2169
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:25,680
Speaker 2: Not reading that. What's worse lol okay or just k

2170
02:05:27,640 --> 02:05:34,440
Speaker 2: probably lol okay, Yeah, ok disrespectful dude, K is so disrespectful?

2171
02:05:35,640 --> 02:05:38,960
Speaker 2: K is the worst thing you got. In case you

2172
02:05:39,080 --> 02:05:43,120
Speaker 2: were wondering, Yes, sister law did kind of come out

2173
02:05:43,160 --> 02:05:53,000
Speaker 2: of left field. I received comments, what come we're friend,

2174
02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:58,760
Speaker 2: We're going no. No. I was about to say, what's

2175
02:05:58,800 --> 02:05:59,880
Speaker 2: the overall doing it?

2176
02:06:00,040 --> 02:06:00,480
Speaker 1: Four more?

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02:06:01,960 --> 02:06:05,040
Speaker 2: With the over under chat is like, no, we need

2178
02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:12,280
Speaker 2: four more minutes, four minutes I've been falling. Never mind,

2179
02:06:12,360 --> 02:06:16,080
Speaker 2: that was the wrong line. Reference to that again in

2180
02:06:16,200 --> 02:06:19,520
Speaker 2: case you're wondering, Yes, sister Law did kind of come

2181
02:06:19,520 --> 02:06:21,800
Speaker 2: out of my field. I received comments that we should

2182
02:06:21,840 --> 02:06:25,240
Speaker 2: have just left let his continue, that we shouldn't have

2183
02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:29,000
Speaker 2: just let his continued something and just ignored us from

2184
02:06:29,000 --> 02:06:31,720
Speaker 2: a law, but we generally, we genuinely wanted her to

2185
02:06:31,760 --> 02:06:34,120
Speaker 2: just understand why we were upset, and we would really

2186
02:06:34,240 --> 02:06:36,480
Speaker 2: like her to not get involved. It was trying to

2187
02:06:36,520 --> 02:06:41,120
Speaker 2: communicate like a freaking professional. I was just starting to

2188
02:06:41,160 --> 02:06:43,839
Speaker 2: feel like maybe I was just to be and posted

2189
02:06:43,880 --> 02:06:46,200
Speaker 2: the text messages names hidden, of course, to a Facebook

2190
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:49,280
Speaker 2: group called Monster and Laws. Not even a few hours later,

2191
02:06:49,320 --> 02:06:53,320
Speaker 2: I received a text from cistern Law with the screenshots

2192
02:06:53,360 --> 02:06:56,760
Speaker 2: of the post and a question mark question mark question

2193
02:06:56,880 --> 02:07:01,640
Speaker 2: mark Ouch, that's it's not gonna be fun. I have

2194
02:07:01,720 --> 02:07:04,480
Speaker 2: no ethin clue how she found the post, as she

2195
02:07:04,600 --> 02:07:07,480
Speaker 2: is blocked on my Facebook, but she did. I felt very,

2196
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:10,920
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable with her just happening upon my post, or

2197
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:14,000
Speaker 2: if someone on a group of thousands of people recognize

2198
02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:16,120
Speaker 2: the story and send it to sister in law. Really

2199
02:07:16,160 --> 02:07:18,280
Speaker 2: not a fan of that. When I ignored her text,

2200
02:07:18,480 --> 02:07:22,200
Speaker 2: she sent the screenshots to my husband and here is

2201
02:07:22,280 --> 02:07:25,240
Speaker 2: what followed. Guys, if you thought these text exchanges were done,

2202
02:07:25,400 --> 02:07:30,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, are you mistake? Oh my god, husband

2203
02:07:30,160 --> 02:07:33,560
Speaker 2: to sister in law? Can you mind your own dang business.

2204
02:07:33,640 --> 02:07:37,120
Speaker 2: Husband is now, he's getting that head is hot and

2205
02:07:37,200 --> 02:07:40,720
Speaker 2: he's getting feisty. His dome bees is hot. You have

2206
02:07:40,960 --> 02:07:44,760
Speaker 2: done nothing but stir the pot OPI has done. Has

2207
02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:47,720
Speaker 2: OPI has had nothing but problems since son was born.

2208
02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:50,360
Speaker 2: And honestly, the last thing she means is this. I

2209
02:07:50,400 --> 02:07:52,840
Speaker 2: don't know what kind of resentment you harbor towards her

2210
02:07:53,200 --> 02:07:56,640
Speaker 2: or why you even do, but you've hated her since

2211
02:07:56,640 --> 02:08:00,680
Speaker 2: we got married. And guess what you're gonna have to

2212
02:08:00,800 --> 02:08:04,280
Speaker 2: deal with it? Opian, Son are my family now, and

2213
02:08:04,280 --> 02:08:07,400
Speaker 2: they come before anything. I won't let you or anybody

2214
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:10,120
Speaker 2: act this way towards us. Decide if this is worth

2215
02:08:10,160 --> 02:08:13,240
Speaker 2: having a semblance of a relationship with us. I don't

2216
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:15,680
Speaker 2: give a crap at this endpoint, because honestly, I have

2217
02:08:15,840 --> 02:08:21,720
Speaker 2: zero interest in talking to you ever again. Boom, hey,

2218
02:08:21,880 --> 02:08:24,560
Speaker 2: look at that. It's the consequences of your action. Wow,

2219
02:08:25,640 --> 02:08:32,120
Speaker 2: Paul send or Na? Would you send that message or

2220
02:08:32,200 --> 02:08:37,280
Speaker 2: not in the husband's position to your sister? I am curious.

2221
02:08:37,440 --> 02:08:42,400
Speaker 2: I think what you say. We did.

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02:08:42,560 --> 02:08:47,800
Speaker 1: We got another four minutes. We got another four minutes

2223
02:08:48,480 --> 02:08:54,560
Speaker 1: to joking. You guys are amazing. Wow, oh my god,

2224
02:08:54,760 --> 02:09:01,400
Speaker 1: wow wow, wow, oh my. If you guys keep going,

2225
02:09:01,440 --> 02:09:03,800
Speaker 1: it's just gonna go down to like thirty more seconds

2226
02:09:06,160 --> 02:09:08,800
Speaker 1: thirty How many splits are we away from that? Four

2227
02:09:08,800 --> 02:09:11,720
Speaker 1: to two, two to one, one to thirty seconds. We're

2228
02:09:11,760 --> 02:09:15,640
Speaker 1: three splits away splits away, guys from thirty seconds added

2229
02:09:15,680 --> 02:09:16,200
Speaker 1: to the clock.

2230
02:09:16,360 --> 02:09:21,640
Speaker 2: People, we will read your donuts. By the way, let

2231
02:09:21,720 --> 02:09:25,080
Speaker 2: me finish this. Sorry, okay, so I'm sorry that wasn't you.

2232
02:09:25,800 --> 02:09:27,040
Speaker 2: It's just last universe.

2233
02:09:27,080 --> 02:09:31,520
Speaker 1: Because he said he Riley changed to fifteen thousand dollars

2234
02:09:31,560 --> 02:09:33,839
Speaker 1: twenty four more hours.

2235
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:37,480
Speaker 2: Oh, don't give him that idea, dude. Oh man, oh

2236
02:09:37,560 --> 02:09:43,640
Speaker 2: my god. No, everyone really shush and don't tell nobody.

2237
02:09:44,480 --> 02:09:51,480
Speaker 2: And it's gonna come in and drop nine thousand dollars. Okay. Anyways, bro,

2238
02:09:51,600 --> 02:09:52,440
Speaker 2: someone drops ten k.

2239
02:09:52,520 --> 02:09:55,680
Speaker 1: I will not go home I will stay here all night.

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Speaker 2: Sister a lot of husbands. We shouldn't have told that.

2241
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:02,839
Speaker 2: That's a sister and a lot of husband. I haven't

2242
02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:08,640
Speaker 2: done anything. I've just been the messenger of this whole situation.

2243
02:10:09,800 --> 02:10:14,480
Speaker 2: If that's what you wanted find, show Opie true character.

2244
02:10:14,680 --> 02:10:18,120
Speaker 2: I forgave Opie for what she did to you. She's

2245
02:10:18,160 --> 02:10:20,440
Speaker 2: always assumed I've had it out for her, but I haven't.

2246
02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:24,800
Speaker 2: You don't understand how much you've affected in her. Are

2247
02:10:24,840 --> 02:10:26,160
Speaker 2: a family.

2248
02:10:30,360 --> 02:10:33,680
Speaker 1: She's just being She's not even thinking of herself. Look

2249
02:10:33,720 --> 02:10:37,120
Speaker 1: how good she is, dude, Right I think of the family. Dude,

2250
02:10:37,400 --> 02:10:38,280
Speaker 1: this has even about me.

2251
02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:42,160
Speaker 2: It's a family, right, Vin Diesel would be proud. It's

2252
02:10:42,200 --> 02:10:48,280
Speaker 2: the family that's not even close to the end of

2253
02:10:48,320 --> 02:10:53,080
Speaker 2: her text, let's keep going because all of this your wife.

2254
02:10:54,040 --> 02:10:56,320
Speaker 2: I wasn't the one asking to see the sun. I

2255
02:10:56,440 --> 02:10:59,000
Speaker 2: was sticking up her Mom and Nana. They felt like

2256
02:10:59,040 --> 02:11:01,040
Speaker 2: they couldn't say anything to you because I didn't want

2257
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:04,360
Speaker 2: to upset you. I tell to me the messenger in

2258
02:11:04,360 --> 02:11:08,080
Speaker 2: this whole situation, because I actually care about I love

2259
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:12,320
Speaker 2: my family. You've done irrevegetable emotional damage to Mom and

2260
02:11:12,400 --> 02:11:17,680
Speaker 2: Nana and now me emotionally dumbaged. I hope he realized that,

2261
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:20,480
Speaker 2: and I wasn't the one starting drama. If you don't

2262
02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:22,960
Speaker 2: ever want to talk to me again, then fine, so

2263
02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:25,680
Speaker 2: be it. Don't come back to me later saying I

2264
02:11:25,720 --> 02:11:28,600
Speaker 2: told you so. I've done nothing about trying to be

2265
02:11:28,680 --> 02:11:31,840
Speaker 2: nice and accepting towards your wife. It was Opie, And

2266
02:11:31,960 --> 02:11:35,000
Speaker 2: all I get is this, But if this is the

2267
02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:37,400
Speaker 2: life that y'all choose, then go ahead.

2268
02:11:38,040 --> 02:11:40,120
Speaker 1: Damn you should have She should have started with that.

2269
02:11:40,880 --> 02:11:42,600
Speaker 1: You should have just led with that so I could

2270
02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:43,560
Speaker 1: go peace.

2271
02:11:44,680 --> 02:11:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, stupid, Why don't you say that first? Stupid? Hey,

2272
02:11:48,600 --> 02:11:59,600
Speaker 2: what are you? Stupid? Stupid? Stupid? Opie has never liked

2273
02:11:59,600 --> 02:12:02,200
Speaker 2: me or Mom or any of our family for that matter,

2274
02:12:02,240 --> 02:12:06,760
Speaker 2: And it comes the picking sign. Don't call me a

2275
02:12:06,880 --> 02:12:10,000
Speaker 2: post because I've done nothing wrong. I've only teld the truth,

2276
02:12:10,040 --> 02:12:13,760
Speaker 2: and sometimes the truth hurts. Getting mad and unfriending me

2277
02:12:13,840 --> 02:12:16,680
Speaker 2: and blocking me doesn't solve anything. Tell me where I've

2278
02:12:16,680 --> 02:12:19,920
Speaker 2: gone wrong in the situation. Please. I was only looking

2279
02:12:19,960 --> 02:12:21,480
Speaker 2: up for Mom and now not because that hurts to

2280
02:12:21,520 --> 02:12:24,680
Speaker 2: see them go, because all upset. This is not go

2281
02:12:24,840 --> 02:12:27,120
Speaker 2: trimming you. This is just the honest truth. I haven't

2282
02:12:27,160 --> 02:12:32,400
Speaker 2: done anything wrong. Yet I'm causing drama because I'm the

2283
02:12:32,400 --> 02:12:40,400
Speaker 2: only one afraid. The people's right with you. This person

2284
02:12:40,720 --> 02:12:45,480
Speaker 2: is stink stink. I don't know why I have taken

2285
02:12:45,560 --> 02:12:49,600
Speaker 2: this voice, but it is what I sound like. Now

2286
02:12:50,200 --> 02:12:55,120
Speaker 2: we are in treacherous waters easy.

2287
02:12:56,160 --> 02:13:03,480
Speaker 5: By the way, By the way, did you know, by

2288
02:13:03,520 --> 02:13:06,520
Speaker 5: the way.

2289
02:13:05,320 --> 02:13:12,960
Speaker 2: That we have uh full episodes of stories just like this.

2290
02:13:13,040 --> 02:13:16,880
Speaker 2: If you search Okay story Time on Spotify, Google Podcasts,

2291
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:22,400
Speaker 2: or on anywhere else you listen to podcasts anywhere, do

2292
02:13:22,440 --> 02:13:24,520
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about?

2293
02:13:24,600 --> 02:13:30,280
Speaker 1: Just search story Time on every platform, and if you

2294
02:13:30,400 --> 02:13:31,600
Speaker 1: find anyone.

2295
02:13:31,640 --> 02:13:35,440
Speaker 2: Who has our name, report them. That's us.

2296
02:13:36,280 --> 02:13:38,000
Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean that's not us. Anyone that

2297
02:13:38,000 --> 02:13:39,120
Speaker 1: has their name that's not us.

2298
02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:39,920
Speaker 2: Yes, there we go.

2299
02:13:40,360 --> 02:13:43,000
Speaker 10: We have many to we have multiple channels, so please don't.

2300
02:13:42,800 --> 02:13:46,160
Speaker 2: Report the ones that are ours. But we are we are.

2301
02:13:46,920 --> 02:13:49,880
Speaker 2: I am proud to report we're nearing. We're not over

2302
02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:52,840
Speaker 2: with the text exchange. We're nearing the end of the

2303
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:57,200
Speaker 2: text exchange with three minutes and thirty seven seconds, right.

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02:13:57,760 --> 02:14:06,840
Speaker 3: But in fact, Addie or Eddie created the multi bar

2305
02:14:07,200 --> 02:14:08,640
Speaker 3: Eddie and he made it.

2306
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Two things. One, you absolutely crushed it and did

2307
02:14:12,800 --> 02:14:16,880
Speaker 2: an incredible job. And uh, I am proud of you

2308
02:14:16,920 --> 02:14:22,280
Speaker 2: for that number two. It worked too well. It worked Eddie,

2309
02:14:22,720 --> 02:14:24,960
Speaker 2: you you did, you did too good of a job,

2310
02:14:25,720 --> 02:14:30,680
Speaker 2: too good of a job, too good. Yes we're still going, babe,

2311
02:14:30,760 --> 02:14:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah we are yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, we're still here.

2312
02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:38,560
Speaker 2: So Dakota, Dakota talked to me because we still have

2313
02:14:38,600 --> 02:14:39,960
Speaker 2: some Donutsorna after this.

2314
02:14:40,560 --> 02:14:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh goo uh, shout out to the husband for being

2315
02:14:44,960 --> 02:14:45,920
Speaker 1: so cool.

2316
02:14:46,160 --> 02:14:48,760
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is like the most w husband we have

2317
02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:52,440
Speaker 2: seen in a long time. In truth. Yeah, really, he

2318
02:14:52,560 --> 02:14:55,680
Speaker 2: is standing on He didn't.

2319
02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:58,120
Speaker 1: Pull any of the typical stinker moves of being like,

2320
02:14:58,320 --> 02:14:59,960
Speaker 1: oh well, he wasn't.

2321
02:15:00,720 --> 02:15:01,200
Speaker 2: He wasn't.

2322
02:15:01,280 --> 02:15:03,680
Speaker 10: He was not baffling, He did not baffle.

2323
02:15:03,760 --> 02:15:07,040
Speaker 2: He had very He stood on business. He said, do

2324
02:15:07,240 --> 02:15:14,680
Speaker 2: not talk to my wife this way. And yeah, I

2325
02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:18,280
Speaker 2: like I like your wife. I mean your husband. Whoa,

2326
02:15:18,640 --> 02:15:22,600
Speaker 2: I like the wa and Dakota, just because we've reached

2327
02:15:23,080 --> 02:15:26,200
Speaker 2: hour nine and within two minutes and seven seconds left

2328
02:15:26,200 --> 02:15:27,760
Speaker 2: on the stream doesn't mean you get to just like

2329
02:15:27,800 --> 02:15:34,960
Speaker 2: people's wife. I like your wife. Oh good luck editor

2330
02:15:35,040 --> 02:15:38,840
Speaker 2: editing this story or any of the other stories before

2331
02:15:38,960 --> 02:15:41,480
Speaker 2: for that matter, any of the stories record today but

2332
02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:45,800
Speaker 2: I forgot what I was going to say, so I'm

2333
02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:47,280
Speaker 2: just not going to say it at all, and I'm

2334
02:15:47,320 --> 02:15:50,720
Speaker 2: just going to read it in this story husband and

2335
02:15:50,800 --> 02:15:56,240
Speaker 2: sister in law, I'm taking my wife's side. Yeah. Good,

2336
02:15:56,480 --> 02:16:01,000
Speaker 2: that's what you should do. Stand in, you should do,

2337
02:16:01,480 --> 02:16:03,960
Speaker 2: take this side of your wife when she's clearly not

2338
02:16:04,040 --> 02:16:04,480
Speaker 2: the one.

2339
02:16:04,360 --> 02:16:04,760
Speaker 1: In the room.

2340
02:16:05,000 --> 02:16:09,040
Speaker 2: Ezekiel says, Dakota wants married women, and that is absolutely

2341
02:16:09,320 --> 02:16:11,400
Speaker 2: unequivocally true. Yeah.

2342
02:16:11,520 --> 02:16:17,160
Speaker 1: No, I want women married to me. I want unlimited

2343
02:16:17,200 --> 02:16:21,960
Speaker 1: women married to me. I want eight thousand wives, and

2344
02:16:22,000 --> 02:16:25,080
Speaker 1: I want them to give me a cake on my birthday.

2345
02:16:25,120 --> 02:16:30,280
Speaker 2: I love it. Sister in law's husband, Like I said,

2346
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:32,160
Speaker 2: it's sad you feel like you have to pick a side.

2347
02:16:32,200 --> 02:16:35,600
Speaker 2: We're adults and y'all are married. When you get married,

2348
02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:40,000
Speaker 2: you don't pick sides. Am I wrong? Please tell me

2349
02:16:40,040 --> 02:16:42,200
Speaker 2: what I did is wrong? Please tell me what I

2350
02:16:42,200 --> 02:16:45,680
Speaker 2: did wrong. Honestly, this could have been over with the

2351
02:16:45,720 --> 02:16:48,480
Speaker 2: first text of mother in law husband and I needed

2352
02:16:48,520 --> 02:16:50,640
Speaker 2: a week or two to feel comfortable having them over again,

2353
02:16:50,959 --> 02:16:53,680
Speaker 2: and sister in law made it worse. Thank you for reading.

2354
02:16:53,720 --> 02:16:55,879
Speaker 2: Feel free to ask questions or if you disagree with me,

2355
02:16:56,240 --> 02:16:59,480
Speaker 2: blast me. In the comments. I'll take the criticism. OPI

2356
02:17:00,160 --> 02:17:02,240
Speaker 2: we do not do We not have criticism for you.

2357
02:17:02,480 --> 02:17:05,560
Speaker 2: We don't have criticism for your husband, who I see,

2358
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:07,480
Speaker 2: by the way, as he should, was the liaison to

2359
02:17:07,560 --> 02:17:09,240
Speaker 2: his family. That is how it's done. You know, you

2360
02:17:09,320 --> 02:17:11,760
Speaker 2: talk to your family. Partner talks to their family because

2361
02:17:11,760 --> 02:17:14,200
Speaker 2: there's the home field advantage. That's like what we should do.

2362
02:17:14,720 --> 02:17:17,600
Speaker 2: You know this isn't thriller. You know, this is a

2363
02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:24,680
Speaker 2: This is a situation. That's it. That's all I got.

2364
02:17:24,879 --> 02:17:26,800
Speaker 2: Throw a kid anymore.

2365
02:17:28,120 --> 02:17:29,800
Speaker 4: For three?

2366
02:17:31,440 --> 02:17:39,279
Speaker 2: Why donus before someone pockets fine.

2367
02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:45,680
Speaker 1: Before somebody goes to the bank, lock go Lindsay Spoon,

2368
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:47,840
Speaker 1: thanks for the dollar fourteen so much better now, I'm

2369
02:17:47,840 --> 02:17:50,280
Speaker 1: super thankful to you all. Hey whoa hey than Lindsay Spooon.

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Speaker 1: We love you, Lindsay Spoon. Thanks for the two dollars

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Speaker 1: and eighty four cents. My dad's being a massive biop.

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Speaker 1: See you next Tuesday at the uh at at the moment,

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Speaker 1: but my sister picked me up and I'm staying with

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Speaker 1: her slash at mom's house while they're away this week.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Love that. Okay, good lt lt donated.

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Speaker 1: What the heck was that lt donated five bucks. This

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Speaker 1: is from my Stream Donuts paying it forward. You guys

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Speaker 1: should have stream snackies and tea to keep you upru Hey,

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Speaker 1: shut out.

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Speaker 2: Hours.

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Speaker 1: Where's my tea, Sofia, where's my tea? Where's my snakes?

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Speaker 2: Knock on the door. Yeah, just knock, knock, knock, Sofia.

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Speaker 2: Time to wake up.

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Speaker 1: You have to work d Thanks for the nine dollars

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Speaker 1: and forty one.

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Speaker 2: Cents in the super chat. Uh Ezekiel, thanks for the

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Speaker 2: ten bucks.

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Speaker 1: Need a little more, boys, We need a stream with

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Speaker 1: John's girlfriend Sophia and Angie.

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Speaker 5: John.

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Speaker 1: You're the Orange King Dakota. No grief today, Love you,

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Speaker 1: Buddy Riley Yeah, my brother from another another. You also

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Speaker 1: share my dad's name. Let's go so really he's your father?

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Speaker 2: Ani Moves.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the five dollars. Let's get out, su

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Speaker 1: Local what'd you say? I got crossop showing to them snuggle?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, oh so close, guys, just make it in Memphis.

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Speaker 2: What you know about about me?

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Speaker 8: Feet g L O g l E Okay, keep going, Uh,

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Speaker 8: Sue Empire demonotized Sue Empire Coyote, thanks for the twenty

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Speaker 8: bucks for the four L O L y'all are crazy.

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Speaker 1: Uh more donated five dollars.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. You guys are still streaming. She's twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: Stream right, but Dalic Dialac thanks for the ten bucks

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Speaker 1: less than three because I have been glued to watching

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Speaker 1: you guys. It's amazing and has made my night. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. Shut up, We're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: shut up. Just don't exterminate. Thanks for the five new babies.

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Speaker 2: Would love that, Schmirkles.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the five new baby got people. Oh huhcles

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Speaker 1: four months for Schmirkles. Whoop woo woo late night live stream.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm on the night shift. My baby takes the

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Speaker 2: mon train.

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Speaker 10: He works from that to feven.

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Speaker 2: He takes that same trend. Okay, guys, if you love us,

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Speaker 2: make sure to subscribe. You and the