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Speaker 1: the last day you can eat your turkey leftovers. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got a brand new, full hour episode for you.

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Speaker 1: It is the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. Yes, uh, what do we got?

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Speaker 1: We got new second date today, new loser line, laser stories,

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Speaker 1: lots of fun coming up. But first a comment, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's funny you said that because draft line said I'm

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Speaker 1: learning to listen to Brook in the intro, and if

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Speaker 1: she doesn't say new or all new, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be disappointed. Did you hear all that new today?

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Speaker 2: There it is, she said, like naked or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just Jeffrey. Yeah, he's the only one

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Speaker 1: that likes to do this. Dude. All right, here we go,

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Speaker 1: full hour, brand new, starts right out.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know if you guys saw this.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. But a business

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Speaker 2: this had to apologize for hiring a lookalike Santa at

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Speaker 2: their store. Apparently one tiny thing slipped through the background

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Speaker 2: check really small, though, like super duper small, so small,

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Speaker 2: you guys probably wouldn't even care about it. Maybe I

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Speaker 2: don't even need to tell you guys that point. Back

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Speaker 2: his wife. Listen, he pleaded insanity, which most Santa lookalikes

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Speaker 2: are in Santa. Yes, and he did get released from

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Speaker 1: Had to go for that show. I don't even get

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Speaker 1: me started. Yeah, don't even get me started.

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Speaker 2: He is out now and he needs work. So it's

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Speaker 2: either you put your child on this guy's lap or

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Speaker 2: he's gonna drive you home in an uber at one am.

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Speaker 2: So which job would you rather he have? I mean, personally,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna choose the Santa job out of all the options,

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Speaker 2: right brook.

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Speaker 1: This one just doesn't feel good? Okay, this one is

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Speaker 1: this one? I can't wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So a guy murders his wife one time, and

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Speaker 2: now you're gonna hold that over his head forever. The

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Speaker 2: judgment coming from Brook, who's the real grinch this Christmas?

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Speaker 1: And ask yourself that I have a hard time laughing

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Speaker 2: One total grinch. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah the fire Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got rid of them. Does that make you

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Speaker 2: happy someone's unemployed down Brook?

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Speaker 1: He should still be in prison.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one lady's opinion.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, now it is time for us to move on

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Speaker 2: to happier things. The shock collar question of the day

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Speaker 5: Last time we're here, we covered the top Thanksgiving moments

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Speaker 1: the text board who were unhappy that turkey's roost in

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Speaker 5: day in nineteen eighty nine, the movie Christmas Vacation came out,

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Speaker 5: And that's why today we're gonna be covering even more

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Speaker 5: holiday mishaps from famous movies during a special Mary Whoopsmiths

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Speaker 5: You know eleven eleven Alexis, which National Lampoon character tries

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Speaker 5: And eleven is off the board.

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Speaker 5: In the movie Home Alone, the young boy played by

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Speaker 2: I'm still laughing when Jake said booby traps, Jose were

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Speaker 5: In which Christmas movie does a character wear a full

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Speaker 1: Oh no, so many turkeys on heads? You're right, Jeff yea,

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Speaker 2: Turkey on the head, it is classic. Everybody does it.

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Speaker 2: It is Christmas Vacation and Clark Griswolds it's before they

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Speaker 1: Now, I remember nothing like a rot turkey on your head.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about Mary Whoopsmith's incidents from Christmas movies or

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Speaker 5: the answer to this next one is not Christmas Vacation.

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Speaker 2: As any body parts. I'm not the number though. I'm

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Speaker 5: In the movie Elf starring Will Ferrell, Buddy the Elf

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Speaker 2: Name his love interest in that film, the character.

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Speaker 5: Or an actor.

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Speaker 2: That's Zoey de Chanelle.

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Speaker 5: which Christmas with the Cranks. Character tries to escape Christmas entirely,

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Speaker 5: Crank is played by Tim Allen. His name is Luther Kranking.

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: On this holiest of days, Cyber Monday, I am giving

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Speaker 2: everyone a very important update. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you run into some tam ads for an AI

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Speaker 2: Telling your kids some really weird stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yep, well turn the knives are ye.

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Speaker 2: Turns out it's happening. I'm gonna show you a picture

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Speaker 2: of this particularly vicious toy brook. Try not to scream

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Speaker 2: inappropriate conversations it's having that include secret fetishes, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I mean, on the bright side, it does tell you

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Speaker 2: these for your son Alder?

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Speaker 2: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other Dink waffles, just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of New Jersey. Thirty six year old Jay

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Speaker 2: Hoping to get around nine four hundred for the pickup.

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Speaker 1: All right, I mean that seems like a great deal.

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Speaker 2: The unthinkable happened at the exact moment the buyer was

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Speaker 2: pulling up to Jay's home, a deer leapt over a fence,

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Speaker 1: Wait, so the truck comes with dinner.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no it doesn't, because the deer ran off. Unfortunately

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Speaker 2: Lazer story is out of social gathering central. If you

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Speaker 2: Gingerbread is our favorite.

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Speaker 2: Salted caramel, peppermint, maple, pumpkin spices fifth and chai, cinnamon

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Speaker 2: I was just craving a cake. Plus, close to fifty

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Speaker 1: Dah, that's so true.

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Speaker 2: The most common hiding spots are behind other stuff in

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Speaker 2: This next Slazer story is out of Booze News. Did

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Speaker 2: you know Kalua scented perfume is now a thing that

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to smell of my mom's best friend in

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to smell like an Espresso Martini. So vodka,

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Speaker 1: Nobody smell like vodka. You take a sniff of vodka

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Speaker 2: Well, they're doing it as part of the Espresso Martini's

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Speaker 5: Whoa you do that already?

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Speaker 2: Next up, a brand new, unique flavored liquor arrives this month.

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Speaker 2: It's from a place in New Hampshire and their new

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I love No, I've never what are you

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Speaker 1: putting fish alcohol in? I guess maybe it's comado? You

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Speaker 1: know they do this, they do juice and vodka. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna start selling it for sixty five dollars

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Speaker 2: whiskey that tastes like crab and another that tastes like

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Speaker 2: deer meat. It sounds good, do you bro again, he's

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Speaker 2: a little like ruining the things like, I love crab,

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Speaker 1: To be honest, elk would be a lot more cheape.

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Speaker 1: Elk has so much better than deer, you guys, deer

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Speaker 2: Finally, last, but not least, in our booze news roundup,

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Speaker 2: a new report found Americans surprisingly are not the biggest

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Speaker 1: No way, Well it's got to be Irish or Irish.

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Speaker 2: Sure we are up there. Turns out Denmark ranks first.

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Speaker 2: Thirty seven percent of all Danes have done some binge

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Speaker 1: Then it is all crashing bikes over there. Isn't that

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Speaker 2: Well, then after them it's Romania. They're thirty six percent.

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Speaker 1: To Alexis, you need to do some more work this weekend.

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Speaker 2: You know, guys, I don't think I'm an alcoholic. I

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's why Jose usually dropped down all because.

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Speaker 1: Were liberated.

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Speaker 2: American ladies have gotten hammered sometime in the past month.

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Speaker 2: Right now, speaking of booze news, this guy doesn't touch

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Last time he had some tequila, he blacked out and

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Speaker 2: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 3: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've heard some women like to sprits their

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Speaker 1: They just steal your face breakouts to the pillow rumor

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Speaker 1: I've heard. Okay, I've never heard of aneo. My maybe

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one lady wants to know a guy's cologne so

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Speaker 2: me creepy or cutie pie. Hey, I bet it's creepy.

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Speaker 2: We'll find out because you're gonna hear all the flirtatious

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Speaker 2: audio when we play him for you in a brand

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number? It's loser line? Good by, Just.

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Speaker 2: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 2: into Pokemon, but i'd love to get a peek of

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Speaker 2: chew this classic. Yeah, whatever you do, resistant urge to kick,

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Speaker 2: I'm right in the poke balls instead. When it comes

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Speaker 2: to transmitted diseases, you're down to catch them all, and

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Speaker 8: Next message, Hey, it's from last night. I hope you

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Speaker 8: remember me and Jesus. I definitely wasn't expecting a random

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Speaker 8: just a question for you, what kind of coloned you is?

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Speaker 8: I'm asking is, Hey, I'm looking for a gift.

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Speaker 9: For my dad.

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Speaker 8: For my mom and dad, they haven't been very romantic then,

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is really awkward.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, last night was great.

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Speaker 10: Making out with he was fun.

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Speaker 8: We should do it again.

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Speaker 2: By It's always my first thought when I make out

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Speaker 2: with someone is I want my dad to smell like this.

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Speaker 1: That's what they always say it right. If it turns

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Speaker 2: Now I'm also picturing the girl with her arms suck

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Speaker 1: She's a real one. She'll be giving her thumbs up with.

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Speaker 11: The next message.

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Speaker 4: Hi, I have to apologize to you because I know

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Speaker 4: but I was like, wait, do I buy new woop cream?

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Speaker 4: And so anyway, what happened was I went home and

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Speaker 13: My fridge and tape pettit and of course, but.

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Speaker 10: I guess it was spoiled.

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Speaker 4: So I got pretty sick, and I was there all

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Speaker 4: you are still into it, I could always find more

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Speaker 1: I honestly, I was thinking, like, yeah, you should go

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Speaker 1: You know. No, women don't want to think about you

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Speaker 1: guys doing that either.

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Speaker 2: It is, as I was about to give you, a

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Speaker 2: mental image you would never forget. But two things you

445
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Speaker 2: should definitely always check our food expiration dates and our

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Speaker 2: social media.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure.

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Speaker 2: Both can make you smile or make you sick. But

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Speaker 2: we do post a lot of content on there, including

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Speaker 2: videos of us reacting to all these clips online, so

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Speaker 2: you can go check them out. See the horror on

452
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Speaker 2: Alexis's face and the giant hearts in Brooks size. Right,

453
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Speaker 2: they should go type in Brooke and Jeffery what on YouTube,

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Speaker 2: or on Instagram or on pretty much any social media

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Speaker 2: you have. Now, let's go back to the clips.

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Speaker 7: Hey, it's uh, you know, the pajama guy to try

457
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Speaker 7: on all the pajamas and the target.

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Speaker 11: Where you work.

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Speaker 7: Listen, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 11: I know you had to bring also.

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Speaker 7: Back to the racks.

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Speaker 3: For me, I just want to keep.

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Speaker 7: Talking and interacting with you.

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Speaker 13: Uh, do you have any job openings there by the way,

465
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Speaker 13: maybe I could just work there and learn about it

466
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Speaker 13: that way, because I need to change my life.

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Speaker 7: Maybe instead of going into random Targets and trying on pajamas.

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Speaker 3: I that just need to work there.

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Speaker 11: You know my ole boss? Yeah, let me know.

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Speaker 1: Oh are your own boss?

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Speaker 2: This is not good. Did he ever work retail? Yeah,

472
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Speaker 2: you're not your own boss. And maybe Targets made some

473
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Speaker 2: new changes in the employee lineup and if you work

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Speaker 2: there you get to be your own Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm more oppressed. There is that many options and

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Speaker 1: men's there you can go back. I'm more oppressed that

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Speaker 1: the dressing room attendant was talking to him at all.

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Speaker 2: But Target has all that new policy where you have

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Speaker 2: to be super friendly. Yeah, they have like the ten

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Speaker 2: foot rule. You have to say hi, and you have

481
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Speaker 2: to give them twelve ps to try yea for Target.

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Speaker 11: Next message.

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Speaker 10: Hey you it's steady. You wanted me to call you,

484
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Speaker 10: so here I am calling. You made me laugh so

485
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Speaker 10: much the other night, and you kind of laughed too

486
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Speaker 10: when I said my ultimate first date was a guy

487
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Speaker 10: changing the oil on my car.

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Speaker 6: But you should not laugh, because that is real.

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Speaker 14: That is my ultimate first date.

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Speaker 10: Anyway.

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Speaker 11: The the morning.

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Speaker 14: Light's been on for months, So I mean we should

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Speaker 14: probably do this sooner rather than later, right, I mean,

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Speaker 14: you're you're at the expert, right, not me. But if

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Speaker 14: you're good, I mean, who knows, maybe I'll let you

496
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Speaker 14: kind of like detail it on the inside too, because

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Speaker 14: I have been meaning to do that. Yeah, and we

498
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Speaker 14: could grab a drink too, for sure, but I mean,

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Speaker 14: obviously probably those those two things first, just so I

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Speaker 14: you know, feel like really really.

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Speaker 10: Good about us hanging out. Yeah, schedule time and let's.

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Speaker 8: Do this next message.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just appreciate a sincere woman. I METU.

504
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Speaker 1: She had some Ikea furniture to put together.

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Speaker 2: For getting too hot, too sexy. Remember, you can hear

506
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Speaker 2: our favorite loser line of the week when you subscribe

507
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube. We post them all there,

508
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: along with all of our second date updates. Are awkward

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Speaker 2: Tuesdays and your phone taps exact one's coming up right after.

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Speaker 3: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Today's phone tap took a little teamwork because one of

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Speaker 2: our listeners wanted to set up her boss. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: Loss was in charge of organizing a big meeting for

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Speaker 2: all the managers in their company.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 2: They even paid to have it catered, which made it

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Speaker 2: the perfect timing for his assistant to pull him out

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Speaker 2: of that meeting and say, Boss, I'm so sorry. But

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Speaker 2: the caterers who just dropped off the food or on

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Speaker 2: the phone right now and they say it's an emergency.

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Speaker 1: They have to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: You'll find out what happens after that in your phone.

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Speaker 3: Tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hi? Is this seven right?

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Speaker 11: This is him?

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Speaker 2: Who's this? Sorry? I'm one of the catering guys. I

527
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Speaker 2: was just in your office setting up the meal station

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Speaker 2: for the meeting.

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Speaker 11: Is it important because I'm actually in the middle of

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Speaker 11: something right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm really sorry to interrupt you. I do think this

532
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Speaker 2: is important because one of our employees just quit.

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Speaker 11: Okay, have anything to do with me, though, I'm not

534
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Speaker 11: sure what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Well, they were one of the guys that was helping

536
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Speaker 2: prep the meals, and on the way out of the

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Speaker 2: office he said, oh, I hope they enjoyed the macaroni,

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Speaker 2: and then he did this like evil laugh and he

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Speaker 2: told me that he put a large dose of turbolaxatives.

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Speaker 6: In it.

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Speaker 11: Are you serious right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 11: Are you sure this is about my catering.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're catering. We were just in your office. So

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Speaker 2: you need to put the macaroni away right now and

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Speaker 2: tell him not to see any of it.

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Speaker 11: What do you mean put it back? I can't put

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Speaker 11: that back. They've already eaten it.

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Speaker 2: They've already eaten it. I thought you were gonna let

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Speaker 2: it sit out for a few hours and eat lunch

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Speaker 2: at three.

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Speaker 11: Who the heck has lunch at three o'clock. We do

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Speaker 11: it at twelve or one o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Like Spaniards do it in Spain. They do like ciestas

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Speaker 2: and like late lunches and stuff. It's it's really nice.

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Speaker 11: They're actually look, stop, you need to deal with the

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Speaker 11: situation right now. I have no idea what to do.

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Speaker 11: These people already ate this stuff. What am I gonna do?

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Speaker 11: I'm like, they're in the other room right now. I'm

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Speaker 11: trying to be quiet so they don't freak out.

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Speaker 2: I'm listen when you end up sprinting to the bathroom,

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Speaker 2: and by the way, you probably should do that before

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Speaker 2: everybody else does. Just keep me on the phone.

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Speaker 11: Are you not gonna keep What the heck are you

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Speaker 11: talking about?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I need confirmation that this guy didn't

568
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Speaker 2: just make it all up and he actually lacks you.

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Speaker 11: You want to hear me on the toilet cup freaking

570
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Speaker 11: sick freak? Are you?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: I'm not a freak. I'm just trying to help.

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Speaker 11: This is really happening. You're gonna lose your job and

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna sue your company like that.

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Speaker 2: Let's just take a breath. Okay, let's not go there.

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Speaker 11: You know what, there's nowhere else to go, my friend.

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Speaker 2: You know what, take care of it. This could be

578
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Speaker 2: a good thing.

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Speaker 11: That it makes absolutely no sense. It's a good thing

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Speaker 11: if you.

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Speaker 2: Think about it. It could be like a work bonding experience. Okay,

582
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Speaker 2: anybody's in the bathroom, You're all going at once. It's

583
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Speaker 2: like one of those trustfall exercises. But draw on the

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Speaker 2: Toylet shut just shut up.

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Speaker 11: I don't talk anymore.

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Speaker 2: You could spin it as like a business slogan thing

587
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Speaker 2: like hey, we're boot pals.

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Speaker 11: Now, what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 2: You can set up like a reward system or something.

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Speaker 11: She sounded like an idiot right now. Okay, you do

592
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Speaker 11: have a manager.

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Speaker 2: I get it. You don't like the idea. The only

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Speaker 2: reason I came up with it though, is because I

595
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Speaker 2: just finished this life positivity book by Kanye.

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Speaker 11: I don't care way.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that when he interrupted Taylor Swift at

598
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Speaker 2: that award show he just wanted to tell a knock

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Speaker 2: knock joke. Sorry, is any of this helping?

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Speaker 11: No, you're not help No, you're not helping at all.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to be optimistic, like Kanye.

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Speaker 11: There is no optimism this. I have to tell everybody

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Speaker 11: what's going on, so the compared. You know, some people

604
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Speaker 11: could get really sick.

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Speaker 2: What if I run to the grocery store and buy

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Speaker 2: three pounds of shrimp? Wait, want to bring it back?

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Speaker 2: You feed it to everybody, and then they're gonna blame

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Speaker 2: everything on the shrimp, not the laxeroni.

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Speaker 11: You can get a dumb plan, dude plan.

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Speaker 2: Think about it, man, If all of your coworkers get

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Speaker 2: explosive diarrhea, they're gonna blame you. No, you're the one

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Speaker 2: who ordered the food.

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Speaker 11: No, you know what, it's not gonna be my fault.

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Speaker 2: You don't get it. Chapter fourteen, Kanye says, if you

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Speaker 2: mess up, blame someone else.

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Speaker 11: You need your employee were responsible for this. You need

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Speaker 11: to come back here right now. He needs to come back.

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Speaker 2: No one's coming back. Okay, if you don't want to

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Speaker 2: do the shrimp thing, that's fine. Let's just blame your coworker, Stephanie.

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Speaker 2: Then have her take the fall. What she set you

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Speaker 2: up for? This prank phone call? You know, Brook and

622
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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm jeff part of the radio

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Speaker 2: station that's doing this phone tap on you. It's just

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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, you can right now.

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Speaker 2: Don't blame me. It was your assistant, Stephanie. She says,

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Speaker 2: you're really stressed about setting up this meeting, and she

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Speaker 2: wanted to make you laugh.

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Speaker 11: Why would you do this in the middle by meeting, man,

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Speaker 11: This is the worst possible time ever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think she thought you might find

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Speaker 2: it funny. It might help you relax a little.

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Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, I really need to.

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Speaker 3: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 3: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Hopeless romantics really don't get enough credit in today's society.

637
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: I mean, without them, we wouldn't have sappy love songs,

638
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: or beautiful poetry, or edible underwear in watermelon and cotton

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00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: candy flavor. You do care about me. And that's why

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Speaker 2: today I need every single person listening to rally around

641
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 2: the guy on the phone, because all he wanted to

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Speaker 2: do is sweep his date off her feet. But based

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Speaker 2: on the reactions we got in this room to his

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Speaker 2: grand romantic gestures not to mention my edible underwear comment,

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00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: there is a chance he may have overdone it. You

646
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: can determine if he went too far in your brand

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Speaker 2: new second date update, Next second date update, Brooke. Let

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Speaker 2: me ask you something I've seen a quick yay, nay

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Speaker 2: or hay neighbor okay. Underrated quality in the dating world

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Speaker 2: today self awareness.

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Speaker 1: Hey neighbor, why don't you're talking to? Was it quite sure?

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Speaker 1: Why to respond that way? It would be a yes,

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Speaker 1: But it's more fun to say.

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Speaker 2: That, yeah it is. You didn't need the sultry part

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Speaker 2: of it, though, like, hey, neighbor, is your wife out

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Speaker 2: right now? It's a little much, but yeah, self awareness,

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Speaker 2: It just it feels like kind of a rare thing nowadays.

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Speaker 1: Oh man. It doesn't exist on social media, that's.

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Speaker 2: For sure, or on the show. But one of our listeners,

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Speaker 2: Leon has it because he messaged us saying he believes

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Speaker 2: he knows why he's being blown off because he is

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Speaker 2: an unabashed love bomber. Oh yeah, that's just how he rolls,

663
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Speaker 2: and maybe it's not for everybody, but it's his preferred style.

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Speaker 2: So Leon, welcome to the show man.

665
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 9: Hey, thanks for having me.

666
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: Okay, are you proud of being a love bomber?

667
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely.

668
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 9: I mean, I just think it's my natural style. I

669
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 9: like going over the top for girls, and Okay, if

670
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 9: we're being honest with each other, I'm not getting a

671
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 9: ton of matches out there, so the ones that I

672
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 9: am getting, I really want to go over the top

673
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 9: and really try to connect with them.

674
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: All right, Right, I'm excited to hear what he did.

675
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we'll get to the love bomb fest in

676
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: just a second. But tell us first about this lady

677
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 2: that you met. What's her name? Where'd you meet her?

678
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 9: Her name is Angela and I just met her at

679
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 9: the grocery store the other day and she was so cute.

680
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 9: She had like auburn hair and green eyes. She was

681
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 9: really beautiful. Interesting I worked up the courage to ask

682
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 9: her out.

683
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: The grocery store meet up is a love bomber's dream, right, Yeah,

684
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I know, what do you mean? It's just like every

685
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: rom com ever and love bombers love to live out

686
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: the rom car sect.

687
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 2: Flower end up in my card.

688
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: I think it is for you exactly.

689
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 2: You're talking about a bag of flour, I guess. Yeah,

690
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: see that is kind of romantic.

691
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 12: See it was actually a bag of avocados.

692
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 2: Wow, twenty four hours, I know, just drop like a

693
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: stack of hundreds in front of her, don't you.

694
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what I mean? Bag of avocados

695
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: you had to squish before you found the perfect one.

696
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, already you've put a lot of effort in

697
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: more than most memoirs this roman. Let's get to the

698
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 2: actual day. What did you do when you met up?

699
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 9: Well, we just got coffee and wasn't that long either,

700
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 9: We only had like twenty minutes. You know, she's high class.

701
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 9: She has a really good job. I don't even understand

702
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 9: her job. She's clearly very smart.

703
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

704
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: I have so many friends like that where they probably

705
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: eight hundred times what they do and I'm like, I

706
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: have no idea.

707
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 2: Zero follow up questions. Yeah, I know, cool, all right,

708
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: that's nicer dating a smart lady.

709
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, in that time, I could just tell that we

710
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 9: were vibing I was making her laugh.

711
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 11: I don't know.

712
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 9: She's like sort of touching my hand a little bit.

713
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: That's good. Wow, she touched your hand. That's really good,

714
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 2: touching it or swatting it away.

715
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: From basically like strangers. At this point, she've never even talked,

716
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: which is why I think twenty minutes is okay. It's

717
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: almost like a pre date that you yeah, you know,

718
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: it's like a screener.

719
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well give us the big like highlight moment

720
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: from the coffee date.

721
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 9: I don't know. We were talking about how booth of

722
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 9: our therapists also need therapy, but we both were talking

723
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 9: about how much we believe in therapy overall. She's very fashionable.

724
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 9: We were talking about our outfits, and at the end

725
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 9: I didn't try to kiss her, but there was like

726
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 9: a long hug okay, like.

727
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 1: Where she was also holding you. Yeah, this is where

728
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: his love bombing comes in.

729
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, and then I said I'd reach out and we

730
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 9: left it at that.

731
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So it doesn't sound like you keep saying

732
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: you love you're like into love bombing. But all of

733
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: this sounds really normal.

734
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, soun'd a little exaggerated, but it did do a

735
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 2: few things afterwards, Okay, okay, what'd you do?

736
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 4: I don't know.

737
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 9: Maybe she thought I overdid it, but I'm not sorry.

738
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 9: I posted the Instagram story of the city skyline and

739
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 9: I captioned it today felt different, and I tagged her

740
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 9: in it.

741
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh do you think that's that bad? He found her

742
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: on instad and then tapped her in stuff. Yeah, but

743
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: he didn't post a picture of her that she didn't

744
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: know was taken.

745
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't sound too bad. What was there more?

746
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 9: I also created a Spotify playlist titled US, and I

747
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 9: texted it.

748
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: There, No, this is like what my angsty self did

749
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: at sixteen for boys that I like.

750
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can always come back from them being like

751
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: I met like US, like USA, United States. Yes, I'm

752
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: not weird and clinging.

753
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 6: Yeah.

754
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: No, okay, he's not apologetic chef. He's not going to

755
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: make excuses.

756
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 2: No, and you should.

757
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not sorry about it. I mean US means US.

758
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: Okay, but there's no US yet when you've only spent

759
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: twenty minutes with someone, that's kind of the problem. I

760
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: think that a lot of people would appreciate what you're

761
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: doing once you're in a relationship together.

762
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: Okays, was that the end of the love bombing or

763
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: is there any more?

764
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 9: I mean, afterwards, I've been calling her and I spent

765
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 9: multiple text messages. I was just not getting any feedback

766
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 9: from her.

767
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: That's not bad. Tax collectors do that to me, and

768
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: I don't think that's love bombing.

769
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I don't mean to be mean because

770
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: I think your heart is in the right place, but

771
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: you're kind of scaring her.

772
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what we'll find out from her

773
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 2: if she picks up the phone. Yeah, we have to

774
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: call Angela and figure out if he crossed her line. Yeah,

775
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: because if she was reciprocating and they're love bombing back

776
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: and forth, it'd be a different story. Yes, So, how

777
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 2: long has it been since the coffee date?

778
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 9: That was two and a half weeks ago?

779
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: I think the better question is how long has it

780
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: been since the last voicemail you left her?

781
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

782
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 9: That was three hours?

783
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, No, it's the morning. She's probably not up yet.

784
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 2: That's why she didn't answer.

785
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 6: He had.

786
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: In the last Yes, this is a big misunderstanding, I'm sure, Leon,

787
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: and we're going to clear it all up when we

788
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: call Angela for your second date update. Right after this

789
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: hold on second date update if you're just joining us.

790
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: Our listener Leon told us that he is a self

791
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: proclaimed love bomber, Oh proudly yes. What does that mean

792
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: after his twenty minute coffee date with Angela? Well, it

793
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 2: means he left her multiple voicemails, countless text messages, and

794
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 2: even created a Spotify playlist titled us and he is

795
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: not sorry about it, because when Leon feels it's right,

796
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 2: he is going to go for it full force and

797
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: drop a love nuke right on you. Yeah, get them.

798
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: Nobody likes nuclear bombs. I mean that's the Yeah.

799
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer was kind of a fan. But unfortunately we're not

800
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: sure Angela survived the love bombing because she stopped responding altogether.

801
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 2: It's not looking great, But in an exercise of optimism here,

802
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 2: there's always the chance she's building up her own romantic

803
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: arsenal to love bomb you right back. Did you think

804
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: about that, Leon, That is optimistic?

805
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 10: Yeah?

806
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 9: I did not. That would be great.

807
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

808
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 2: I mean you got a lot to live up to,

809
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 2: so it could take some time.

810
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: Here's the question. If it was too much for her,

811
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: are you willing to tone it down until you're in

812
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: a actual relationship with the other person.

813
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 9: I yeah, yes, I don't know.

814
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 2: You're asking him to.

815
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: Change himself, broking to change himself. I'm just asking him

816
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: to like.

817
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: To be a different person.

818
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: No, you're not a different person. You can still be romantic.

819
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 1: It's just maybe little doses instead of all at once.

820
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: Tone down love bomber as possible. Yeah, unfortunately, it's not

821
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: very healthy.

822
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: You don't have to take advice from Brooks. She's been

823
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 2: stuck in a marriage for like fifteen years. Okay, don't

824
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 2: trust that.

825
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: Whatever.

826
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just go. We're about to call her and

827
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: brook if she does answer, should we bring up the

828
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: love bombing to her? Because normally I would say no,

829
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 2: let's try to avoid this, but it's so out there,

830
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 2: so frequent, I don't think we can get around it.

831
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: After the playlist titled us, it's something we can't, yeah,

832
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: shy away from. It'll feel better to know that he

833
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: is self aware of it, honestly like that. Yeah, that

834
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: might actually change her mind on the whole thing.

835
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: I'll just try not to use the term love mom.

836
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: What are you going to say?

837
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: I'll just say some nice gestures.

838
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: We'll see how that goes.

839
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see. Yeah, we'll see if she even answers.

840
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: I'm a dollar number. Right now, let's do this.

841
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 12: Hello.

842
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: Hi, is this Angela?

843
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 12: Is this Angela who?

844
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

845
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: the Morning. Hi, good morning, Oh.

846
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: God, I don't want to come Hi morning.

847
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

848
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: We are very excited to get to talk to you

849
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 2: because we've we've actually heard a lot about you. Okay,

850
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 2: he's in a good mood.

851
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 14: Guy.

852
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 2: Hopefully this keeps going because one of our listeners has

853
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 2: asked us to get a hold of you. A guy

854
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 2: you went on a date with named Leon.

855
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 12: Oh god, yeah, okay, he's any dude.

856
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: Huh, he's a lot.

857
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 12: I mean, he's a lot of something.

858
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 15: Okay, all right, okay, yeah, interesting character or what interesting

859
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 15: is a good word for it.

860
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are being very very polite and yeah.

861
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: That's great, that's great. I mean, honestly, I'm just glad

862
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: you're not scared.

863
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

864
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: Well let's not start there with that word worried. Yeah,

865
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 2: we were curious. We were curious about what you think

866
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 2: of Leon in the two and a half weeks since

867
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: your date ended, because we've heard a lots happened.

868
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 12: I mean, I pretty much knew. I mean we only

869
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 12: met for like maybe thirty minutes our date, but like

870
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 12: I mean I knew during the date that it wasn't

871
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 12: gonna work out.

872
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, Oh you didn't want to take it any

873
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: further then.

874
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 12: No, And he has been calling and texting a lot.

875
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't take hints, by the way, totally, but

876
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: if you don't mind me asking, Angela, can you tell

877
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: us what happened like on the date.

878
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 12: I mean it honestly, it started like right away, like

879
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 12: you know, we were eating for coffee and he got

880
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 12: there early to get us a seat or whatever. So

881
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 12: like he saw me pull in, you know, I got

882
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 12: one of those money spots right in front, and I

883
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 12: get out, and you know, he gives me a hug

884
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 12: or whatever when I come in, and he was like, oh,

885
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 12: that's a nice car. How did you afford that? Are

886
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 12: you on only? Fans?

887
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: What he said?

888
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 12: The literally that was the greeting. Are you on only?

889
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 12: Like at one point I complimented his jacket and he said,

890
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 12: I don't usually dress up, but I have court today

891
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 12: and he's not a lawyer, and I was like, why

892
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 12: are you going to court? Because that's what you do

893
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 12: when somebody said.

894
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: That I know, and You're just like loaded question.

895
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, you wouldn't tell me?

896
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 12: He was like, no, I don't want to talk about it.

897
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 12: And I was like, you said it, yes, yeah.

898
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: Why would say the court part?

899
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, things are starting to become a little more clear.

900
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was a well and then okay, well, and

901
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 12: then like the kicker for me.

902
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: Was there's more.

903
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, so we're roles.

904
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 12: In therapy, which was open about that, and so like

905
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 12: that's good. He told me that his therapist told him

906
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 12: that he needs to stop proposing to girls on date.

907
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, as.

908
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 12: He's staring deeply into my eye. So I start sweating,

909
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 12: like I'm thinking, oh my god, he's gonna propose me.

910
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: How is that a bad thing? What jafels the attraction

911
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: to you so strongly that he wants to get down

912
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 2: on a knee.

913
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: It's like Jeff is being sarcastic.

914
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 12: Okay, that's crazy.

915
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is clearly a lot. But you know

916
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: what's not crazy is a man who loves love and

917
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: a man who loves listening on the other phone line

918
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 2: while we have a conversation on the radio. That man

919
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: would be Leon and he is here at the moment.

920
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 12: Hi Angela.

921
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh Hi, I bet that's not too much of a surprise, honestly,

922
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: this guy.

923
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean it's uh, it's been a lot. The

924
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 12: texting and the calling is a lot. The Spotify playlist

925
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 12: labeled us a lot.

926
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 9: I get it.

927
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 12: I see the only fans thing is weird.

928
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 9: Okay, the only fan It was a lot.

929
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 15: Oh, he can't explain it, he says, okay, because we

930
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 15: need to go through these things that you said.

931
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: To her on the date. Leon, They're they're pretty shocking.

932
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 9: I mean it was kind of a joke, but I

933
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 9: also just meant it as a compliment. I mean the

934
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 9: girls in there are like gorgeous millionaires.

935
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Leon, Now, we don't want to admit to someone

936
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: we're dating that we spend a lot of time.

937
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 11: I read about it.

938
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: Wow recovery, he's so he's so versed.

939
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: Did we jump to the court?

940
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 6: Yeah?

941
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 7: Yeah, date?

942
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 2: What was going on? You said you had court that day?

943
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 6: Yeah?

944
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 9: Doesn't everybody have court?

945
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 12: I mean, like, what what.

946
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 9: If I was ajur?

947
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 2: What were you a juror?

948
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 12: No?

949
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 11: But what.

950
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: Well doesn't you can't play the theoretical game and we

951
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: don't have a lot of time here, But I do

952
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: have to ask you about your therapist warning you not

953
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,280
Speaker 2: to propose.

954
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: To women like on first dates. Is this is this a.

955
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 9: Thing you do on first dates? It's happened on like

956
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 9: third dates. You guys are making me sound weird or something.

957
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 9: I just myself and I love love.

958
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: Okay, this isn't the point where we encourage you to

959
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: listen to your therapist.

960
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am listening to my therapist, and I feel

961
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 9: like she would want me to ask you. Didn't she

962
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 9: feel anything when we were together? Weren't you having a

963
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 9: good time?

964
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 12: I mean I felt nervous.

965
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 11: I propose.

966
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 9: That's totally fair. I told you that. I mean, of course,

967
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 9: you're entitled to feel however you want, because I'm feeling

968
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 9: however I want.

969
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 12: Okay, But why then does me not responding to text

970
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 12: and call not let you know how I feel?

971
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 9: I appreciate what when people are direct with me? That's all.

972
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: For some reason, King.

973
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 12: I have a hard time believing that that would actually

974
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 12: work with you. But correctly I'm saying not into it.

975
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 2: Well wait, wait, yeah, because despite what Leon's therapist suggests,

976
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna propose that the two of you go out

977
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: on another date. Well said, yeah, just.

978
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: One more man who can't understand what you're trying to say.

979
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: Angela, I'm legally obligated. They're not a court way, but

980
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 2: I am obligated to ask you if you'd like to

981
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 2: see each other one more time, and we'd pay for it. Angela,

982
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: it's up to you.

983
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 12: No, I don't want.

984
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 1: To do that, Okay.

985
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: I am absolutely shocked. I did not see this coming, Angela.

986
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: I think Leon did you hear her?

987
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 9: I heard her. I respect it, and I don't want

988
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 9: to dance with somebody who doesn't want to dance with me.

989
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 2: That was a lyric from his Spotify playlist. I hope

990
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 2: she got there.

991
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

992
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: It's funny. The love bombing part actually had nothing to

993
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 2: do with her saying no to another date.

994
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: I started being rude.

995
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 2: She'd already said no in her mind before. It to

996
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 2: be fair. But you know, if you're a romantic person

997
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: at heart and you like doing things for other people,

998
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: I think that's good. But on dates one through three,

999
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: you really have to resist. Yeah, and not just the

1000
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 2: proposing like Leon loves to do. I mean on all

1001
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 2: of it. You gotta hold back because it's too much,

1002
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 2: too soon. Yeah, now, society, it's you kidding.

1003
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: No, it's never been Goodah exactly. And it's healthy. You know,

1004
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: it's healthy to develop a connection with someone before you

1005
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: drop down on one knee and a coffee shop.

1006
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good thought. Ironically, the people who enjoy love

1007
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 2: bombing the most are the ones working on only fans

1008
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 2: And apparently he just read about it, so kind of

1009
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: doom from the start. But look, if you want to

1010
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: go to Spotify and check out our podcast or this

1011
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: new playlist I just made called them for Leon and Angela,

1012
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: se go find us, type in Brook and Jeffrey and

1013
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

1014
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1015
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: I know some people think Hollywood has made rom coms

1016
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: about everything that they're out of ideas. What's left to do? Well,

1017
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: there is one that they haven't tackled yet.

1018
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: What's that?

1019
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: A DMV love story? Imagine she was renewing her driver's

1020
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: license for the third time. He was b forty seven,

1021
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 2: just trying to smile for a photo. Their eyes meet

1022
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 2: amid the flickering fluorescent lights, and then suddenly, boom, it

1023
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 2: was love at first Next I'm sure, it took four

1024
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 2: hours and one failed vision test, but sometimes love is

1025
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 2: worth waiting. In line four, love is never.

1026
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: Worth being under fluorescent lighting for though.

1027
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 2: Well, I know it sounds crazy, but these are the

1028
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 2: types of romances that unfold every day on a place

1029
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: called Craigslist. There we go. It's my job to bring

1030
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 2: them to light. Yeah, even fluorescent lights. So grab your

1031
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: tissues for a heartwarming new edition of Craigslist Misconnections coming

1032
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 2: up right after this A City Misconnections.

1033
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 3: That was me staring.

1034
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1035
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 2: One is in the mandatory CPR class when you feel

1036
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: the practice dummy give you a little tongue action, right.

1037
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: I didn't think that was gonna happen coming into my mouth.

1038
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1039
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1040
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

1041
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1042
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 2: titled I'd split my cope with you, Ay woman for

1043
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 2: man forty one doctor's office.

1044
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: There it is.

1045
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was an option, she says. We

1046
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 2: met in my therapists waiting room. You looked like you'd

1047
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 2: been there for a while with your feet up on

1048
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: the couch under a blanket and a pillow behind your head.

1049
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: I mean, does he live there?

1050
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's when you told me you show

1051
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 2: up early because you have a fear of missing appointments. Gotcha,

1052
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: everybody's got their thing. When you asked why I was

1053
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: in therapy, I hesitated and I told you to better myself.

1054
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, asked you. I mean, if you're sleeping

1055
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,959
Speaker 1: in the lobby of a therapist's office, I think you're

1056
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: gonna ask you.

1057
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: What I didn't say was that my sessions were technically

1058
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 2: court ordered. You'll find out why later, and.

1059
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how you got to therapy, right, is

1060
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: it that?

1061
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1062
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 2: Give her some credit. At one point, I thought I

1063
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: caught you staring at my low cut top. Did I

1064
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 2: see that? I specifically like to wear them for doctor Lazard,

1065
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 2: because you know, oh, try up a doctor. At one point,

1066
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 2: I heard your stomach grumble. That's why I offered you

1067
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: some of my emotional support granola that I keep in

1068
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: my purse. You took it, But how is it that

1069
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: when you handed it back to me it doubled in size?

1070
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 2: Did you add extra granola to it?

1071
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 7: Maybe?

1072
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: He has his own pocket support granola.

1073
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 2: You may be crazier than me, and I like that.

1074
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: I think we use the word crazy in a therapist act.

1075
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 2: I was finally called in and when my session was over,

1076
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 2: you had left the waiting room. But now that I

1077
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: think about it, it's possible you were hiding in the

1078
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: children's book nook. Hopefully that's not because of me. If

1079
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: you see this, stop being such a baby and ask

1080
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 2: doctor Lazard for my number.

1081
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 9: Wow.

1082
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: I left him a message that hippo compliance rules don't

1083
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 2: apply to you.

1084
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 4: Yo.

1085
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's from.

1086
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: Fran sounds like friend, what's his whole chart?

1087
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: This misconnection is titled Bones, Butterflies and You Man for

1088
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: Woman twenty nine Cemetery.

1089
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was.

1090
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 2: So the woman in the cemetery that I bumped into

1091
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: while playing Pokemon Go. Sorry for disturbing your uncle's wake.

1092
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1093
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: No, I was trying to be respectful and tiptoe around

1094
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: the minster, but a few people said something and that

1095
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 2: made me feel crunchy.

1096
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: You know, it's nice to haveage distraction during a funeral, You.

1097
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: Right, he says, I legit thought everyone was praying and

1098
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 2: didn't see me, So I guess.

1099
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: It's my bad Why aren't your heads bowed anyway?

1100
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 2: I need to come clean and say yes, I was

1101
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 2: there for Pokemon, got to catch them all, but my

1102
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 2: mission changed when I saw you long, dark hair, black dress,

1103
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: black hat. I kept thinking of ways to bring up conversation,

1104
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 2: and that's when I asked you how long your cousin's

1105
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 2: speech was gonna takembling on? Don't you think between you

1106
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 2: and me? She seems like a goal that could sob

1107
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: for hours? Do those tears run in the family? JK

1108
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 2: kind of? I hope not. You seem a lot more

1109
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: chill than her.

1110
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and cuter too.

1111
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 8: You're killing.

1112
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 2: You know it's our complimental lady. When people were making

1113
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 2: their way out to the parking lot, I took you

1114
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 2: aside and explained what happened. I felt like you were

1115
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: understanding of the predicament I was in, even considering I

1116
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: was wearing a Whole Cogan T shirt in a bright

1117
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 2: orange bandana with matching wristbands.

1118
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: He's dressed for the Pokemon battle. He's about to partake.

1119
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 2: It in the war that was a couple days ago.

1120
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 2: You have my number, but you're not texting me. If

1121
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 2: you see this, maybe we could reconnect. Over lunch at

1122
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 2: the gravesite. It'll be nice to remember your uncle. Plus,

1123
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 2: I think there's a charizard there that I missed, Win

1124
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: Win that's signed Evan.

1125
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, God, so much romance at funerals.

1126
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 2: Man, Sometimes love bumps right into you don't even realize it.

1127
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled signal was strong between us?

1128
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 2: Maybe too strong? Okay, woman for Man thirty five cell

1129
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 2: phone store. You were working the afternoon shift last Tuesday

1130
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 2: at the T Mobile in the mall. I was looking

1131
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: to add one of my five kids onto my family plan, okay,

1132
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 2: and you slim, shady looking mother snatched my eye.

1133
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: You picture them though, can't you?

1134
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: Tall magenta T shirt? And if I had to describe

1135
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: your vibe, I would say you have future baby daddy energy.

1136
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: It feels like everybody would that dated her.

1137
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know this about me, but there's nothing

1138
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: sexier than a man who will not avoid paying child support.

1139
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 2: You look like a good dad is an awesome.

1140
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: I like how that she is already planning on not

1141
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: being with him. Yeah, you pay child support.

1142
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: When you were helping, I was watching you type and

1143
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 2: that's when I told you. You have great forearms for

1144
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: a man that looks like he previously worked at geek Squad.

1145
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that made you blush. That whole convo

1146
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 2: happened a couple of days ago, and I still haven't

1147
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 2: heard from you, which surprises me since I gave you

1148
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 2: a pretty easy way to find my number. All I

1149
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: did was put my digits into ten different phones around

1150
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 2: the store. Surprise. Seriously, though, if I don't hear from

1151
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 2: you by Monday, I am coming down there as soon

1152
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 2: as you open Tuesday morning, and I am bringing all

1153
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 2: of my kids so they can meet their new future

1154
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: step down. She believes.

1155
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 15: Kids we could gather around to daddy that signed Prentice.

1156
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 5: I think they're gonna make it.

1157
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 2: I think they all are. That was a great edition

1158
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: of Craigslist misconnections.

1159
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1160
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: Happy Cyber Monday, everybody that wherever you cyber, whether it's

1161
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: at home in outer space or outside the library stealing

1162
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 2: that free WiFi. We hope you shop for lots of

1163
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:01,439
Speaker 2: deals on Amazon today, because Bezos knee your money. No,

1164
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: if you have any money, he deserves it more so

1165
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 2: hand it over.

1166
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: Don't do this.

1167
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: Spread the wealth, and who's joining us on this hallowed

1168
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 2: shopping day. A brand new player named Ali, Ali, welcome

1169
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 2: to the show.

1170
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 15: Thank you hi, Allie.

1171
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely it says you've been listening for a long time

1172
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 2: and you love the second date update. So that's pretty cool.

1173
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 2: You should cyber somebody by sending them a link to

1174
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: our podcast.

1175
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 11: Okay, for sure, Alie.

1176
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 2: Why I would laugh at that idea, but okay, h

1177
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 2: cyber from in the studio. Sometimes Ali with me, oh.

1178
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: My, what are you guys doing? Cy Brooke, I don't

1179
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: get it. Shop local, Allie.

1180
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 2: She's like, that's the last message I want to people

1181
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: to hear.

1182
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 9: Alie.

1183
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: We are happy to have you on the show. We'll

1184
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: try to be gentle with you. But Brooke is leaving

1185
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

1186
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1187
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 2: say pass. But you have to beat her out right

1188
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 2: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1189
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 6: I'm ready?

1190
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 2: Good luck. Your time starts now. The Monday after Thanksgiving

1191
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: is a big shopping day and it's known by what

1192
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 2: futuristic name uh path Limu. The emu is the mascot

1193
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 2: for which company, um.

1194
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 11: Oh Path.

1195
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: What East coast state has more tornadoes per capita than

1196
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 2: any other state.

1197
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 6: Tennessee.

1198
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity chef who made the dish beef Wellington

1199
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: famous worldwide.

1200
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 6: Oh, chef Wardy in Buckingham Palace?

1201
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: Is there more or less than five hundred rooms?

1202
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 6: More?

1203
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 2: Ill done? Ali Brook's going to come back into the

1204
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: studio here. And it says on my screen or Ali

1205
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: that you're a part of a Christmas family tradition. Oh,

1206
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 2: something involving ornaments.

1207
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 6: Oh, so we go out and we do ornament shopping.

1208
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 6: So everyone buys one ornament that each of us think

1209
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 6: will like, and then we gifted to each other.

1210
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: What's your favorite ornament you've ever purchased?

1211
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 6: I received one. It was a Barbie one when I

1212
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 6: was I want to say maybe seven or eight. But

1213
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 6: it was like the original Barbie one is really cool

1214
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 6: and the black and white swimsuit.

1215
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 2: But that's not buying local. Mattel's a major corporation.

1216
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: Baires, you could buy the ornament from a local store.

1217
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: The local store doesn't make everything that's in it. You've

1218
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,919
Speaker 1: been to a local shop.

1219
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 2: Looks back on the Billionaire set where to go? We

1220
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: did it?

1221
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: Don't know how it works.

1222
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 7: We do.

1223
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: It's not like you go in and everything's been crafted

1224
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: by local.

1225
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 6: Or you can come to my ornament shopping and you

1226
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 6: can learn how to do it.

1227
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Allie, just you and me. Brook is

1228
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 2: not welcome. I love that. Okay, Brook, it's your turn.

1229
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1230
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 7: God?

1231
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: You stress me out?

1232
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, your time starts now. The Monday after Thanksgiving is

1233
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 2: a big shopping day and it's known by what futuristic.

1234
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 15: Name Cyper Monday Lemu. The EMU is the mascot for

1235
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 15: which company Washington Mutual? What what east coast state has

1236
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 15: more tornadoes per capita than any other state?

1237
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: East Coast? Uh, Florida.

1238
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 2: Name the celebrity chef who made the dish Beef Wellington

1239
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 2: famous worldwide, Gordon Ramsey in Buckingham Palace. Are there more

1240
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: or less than five hundred rooms more? I'll accept that.

1241
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 2: I was deciding whether or not to do it, and

1242
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 2: I said, no, you don't deserve. So let's go to

1243
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 2: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Harow

1244
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 2: and Jose. Excellent shot out to the Simpsons. Alie, you

1245
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 2: got one correct today.

1246
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 9: Nice?

1247
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 3: Thank you and Brook for.

1248
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, Allie, I'm sorry about that. Brooke was

1249
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 2: really on her game today. Let's go over the answers.

1250
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 2: Monday after Thanksgiving is a big shopping day and it's

1251
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: known by cyber Monday.

1252
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 11: Remember talking about that's terrible.

1253
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 2: Sneaky Sneaky just barely got it in there. Limu the EMU.

1254
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 2: He is the mascot for Liberty Mutual.

1255
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: I love those commercials, the Mutual, right, my kids of them.

1256
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 2: You get why he's called Lee Moove?

1257
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot

1258
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 1: For a second I thought it was Wamu. I understand, John.

1259
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 2: The East coast state with the most tornadoes per capita

1260
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 2: than any other state is actually Florida, twelve point three

1261
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: tornadoes per square mile. I think that's why all the

1262
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 2: poisonous like snakes get everywhere. Just blows them all over.

1263
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: It would have been a totally different movie if they

1264
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: set Wizard of Oz and in Florida.

1265
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 2: Oh God, methye. The celebrity chef who made beef Wellington famous,

1266
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: that was chef Gordon Ramsey, and Buckingham Palace has far

1267
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: more than five hundred, seven hundred and seventy five to be.

1268
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: How do they know the guests have actually left?

1269
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1270
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 2: You know, one guy been there for a decade. Yeah, really,

1271
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it wasn't enough to be Brooke today. But

1272
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 2: the good news is just for playing, you do win

1273
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 2: a family four pack of tickets to the Issaqua Reindeer

1274
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 2: Festival at Cougar Mountain Zoo, take part in the most

1275
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 2: unique celebration in the Northwest, happening November twenty eighth through

1276
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: December twenty third.

1277
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 6: Awesome. Thank you so much.

1278
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to that and it's legit really cool.

1279
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1280
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 2: And if you wink at Santa, he'll do something extra

1281
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 2: special for you. I'm not going to give it away.

1282
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 2: You find out, Okay, Ali enjoy.

1283
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 12: Thank you so much.

1284
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: All right, well, Ali, thanks for playing and enduring.

1285
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 3: What we did.

1286
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: A great job, Brook, Yeah.

1287
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 2: Oh, Brook, you made it. Congratulations and Ali, You're welcome

1288
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 2: back on the show anytime. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks

1289
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 2: the same time

1290
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.