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Speaker 1: to the day. Hello Froggy, this is nineteen eighty one.

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Speaker 1: Hello Gandhi and Danielle, Sam Scottie bring Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. She nailed an turn it up there you go,

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Speaker 1: Morning show. Well, well, well we celebrated a little hard

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sam. What'd you have for dinner last night?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh okay. He says, uh, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: what may I do for you? Would you mind putting

421
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: your mask down so we could see what you look like?

422
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: And I sat there thinking, oh okay, and he went sure.

423
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: So he pulled his mask down to his chin. Really

424
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: great looking guy, right, yeah, you could not with the

425
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: mask on, you would not have known that part of

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Speaker 1: his face. Therefore you would not have seen the face.

427
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: So he said, is that okay? And Uncle Johnny said,

428
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Speaker 1: thank you. I liked that a lot, and he pull

429
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Speaker 1: he pulled his mask back up and the guy walked away.

430
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Speaker 1: I said, Johnny, thanks for doing that exactly. I mean,

431
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: do you ask people that all the time when you

432
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: go out to eat? You said? Yeah. He says, sometimes

433
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: they refuse, and that's okay. He just said, I really

434
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: really want to see who this is. But they're being

435
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: very nice to us, they're taking good care of us.

436
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: I want to see them. I want to see the

437
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay. So I thought that was kind of cool.

438
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: What if he would have pulled the mask down and

439
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: been like busted hideous. Do you still make a comment like,

440
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, well thank you someone. I don't know.

441
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: I don't think we were looking for like a fashion

442
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: show or a beauty beauty passion. It was just the

443
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: need to complete the face so you could have totally

444
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: that connection with someone, right. Have you guys ever done that? No?

445
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone ever hass you to pull your

446
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Speaker 1: mask down, just that be airport when they're looking at

447
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: your ID. But yeah, I said, well of course, Johnny,

448
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: it's your turn down, pull your pants down and show

449
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: everyone which you go. Anyway, it was nice. It was

450
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 1: nice to see a person's face. Yeah. I never thought

451
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: we ever live in a world where you could say that. Well,

452
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: like this weekend, my sister in law and brother came

453
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Speaker 1: over and we had a small gathering for Mother's Day

454
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: and nobody had to wear masks because everybody was vaccinated

455
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: and it was small, and I'm like, this is and

456
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: it's felt so weird. We're all like, dude, this is

457
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: really weird to see you without your mask on. It's

458
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: just so strange to me. I don't know, you know, Wow,

459
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: it was nice that it was a nice feeling. Oh,

460
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 1: it was so nice. So more and more of our

461
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: restaurants in New Jersey anyway are picking up and they're

462
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: they're letting more people in. But everyone's being very safe.

463
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: Everyone's being really cool. So I feel cool, you know.

464
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: I always look around to see who's doing what, and

465
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: if Johnny would get to go to the bathroom, I go, Johnny,

466
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: put on your mask. Oh y, it's right gay. We

467
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: all abide by the rules. We had a great day out.

468
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: It was awesome, really fun. Hey Danielle, yes, let's go

469
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: all right, what do you have this hour? So yesterday

470
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: was Mother's Day, obviously, and a lot of celebrities took

471
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Speaker 1: to social to wish their mother's a very happy Mother's Day,

472
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Speaker 1: and some first time moms this year, Sophie Turner, Nicky Bella,

473
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: Leah Michelle, Katy Perry, Billy Lord, and Emma Roberts. My favorite, though,

474
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: was Ryan Reynolds, because you know he and his wife

475
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: or Blake Lily, they go back and forth with each other.

476
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: They troll each other on social it's hysterical. He wrote,

477
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: never could I have predicted an anonymous uh oh my gosh,

478
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: Air Paul here, Never could I have predicted anonymous airport

479
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: sex would lead to this. That was my favorite. That

480
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: was my favorite of the day. He's just so cute.

481
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: I love him. I don't know if you've been following

482
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: Bill and Melinda Gates, but yeah, so apparently the divorce

483
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: has been a long time coming. She's been talking to

484
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: lawyers since October of twenty nineteen. The two of them

485
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: met Jeffrey Epstein back in twenty thirteen. Now, she thought

486
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: he was creepy and thought they shouldn't have anything to

487
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: do with him. Meanwhile, Bill allegedly started flying on Epstein's

488
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: private jet as far back as twenty thirteen, and then

489
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: things came to a head in twenty nineteen and she

490
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: started talking to lawyers. And you know how the rest goes.

491
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: But so interesting. It's like every day something new comes

492
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: out about them. It's kind of crazy. Jeff Blow, you

493
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: guys know he took over for Tiger King. He says

494
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: he's received a creepy anonymous letter from someone saying that

495
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin's ex husband is buried under her house. Now

496
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: this isn't the first time a letter like this has

497
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: come through. Back in twenty twenty, another person sent something

498
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: and just signed it. The faithful witness, saying that, yeah,

499
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: the person that he's buried underneath the house. So I

500
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess doesn't want her house to get done.

501
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: But hey, no, I guess I don't know if they're

502
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: going to look into it, like you said, dick up

503
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: the house, but we will see. TikTok stars Charlie and

504
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: Dixie Demilio are launching their own clothing line. It's called

505
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: Social Tourists. They are partnering with Hollister. It looks like

506
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: next Thursdays when that's gonna drop. So I just laughed

507
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: at this because I was like, no, bleep, Sherlock, we

508
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: all did the same thing. This isn't news. Gwyneth Paltrow admits, oh,

509
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: my diet went a little off the rails during quarantine.

510
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: I drank some alcohol and had some bread impasta. Really,

511
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: that's that made headlines yesterday. We all drank alcohol and

512
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: had bread impasta. Lady, you're not alone. Our best is

513
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: going out to President Obama and Michelle. They are mourning

514
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: the loss of their dog, bow Bow passed away twelve

515
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: years old, had cancer, So our best is going out

516
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: to them. DJ Khalid has the number one album Khalid Kalid.

517
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: Congratulations there, and the family of Mac Miller is asking

518
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: fans not to buy or read the upcoming unauthorized biography.

519
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: It's called Most Dope The Extraordinary Life of Miller's coming

520
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: out in January. They said they had nothing to do

521
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: with it. They have not authorized it, they have not

522
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: indorsed it, and they do not want people to read it. Tonight,

523
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: on television, Finding Dory is on regular television, So if

524
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Speaker 1: you want to watch that, you've got the voice. It's

525
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Speaker 1: Live The Good Doctor. HBO gives you The Crime of

526
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Speaker 1: the Century. And over on Peacock we are Loving Girls

527
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Speaker 1: five EVA. If you want some nostalgia from the nineties,

528
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: this is the show for you. And that is my

529
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. Huh. Let's do something fun today.

530
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: Do we have anything fun? Like something fun, like a

531
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: fun game, a fun something. We have a couple of

532
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: games we do. We have the one game that we

533
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: came up with on Friday is kind of Tough. I'll

534
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: fill you guys in and the break and you decide

535
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: if you're in who are we in the movie Tough Tough? Yeah, okay,

536
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: you might have two hints for this one. So we

537
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: have two hints. Okay, all right, we'll find something for you.

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00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: Let's get into some trouble to I feel like getting

539
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: into trouble. Two days in a row of getting in trouble.

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00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: We do have a one thousand dollars free money phone

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Speaker 1: tip on the way sponsored by our friends at Yo's Yo. Yeah,

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00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, Rayo's homemade. Absolutely all right, that and

543
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: more on the way. Hang on, we're back after this

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Speaker 1: miss part of today's show, Elvis Durand demand who Is

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Speaker 1: Your Dad? And every show posted every day only on

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis

547
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning Show. Yeah, you know what we

548
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: always call this day Mother's Day, Junior, because I don't

549
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: want Mother's Day to end. Mother's Day is so great.

550
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: I was seeing the families out with each other and

551
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: you know, smiles and taking pictures and you know, grandkids

552
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: and hugging Grandma and oh yeah, it was. It was

553
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: just a positive day. It was great. And then in

554
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: walks Alex and Uncle Johnny and Meat, so we proclaimed

555
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: Johnny was our mother yesterday. So we wished him a

556
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: very happy Mother's Day. You know, when he was in

557
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 1: the service, at Fort Dix spelled d i x he. Uh.

558
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: He was the cook they called him, and they called

559
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: him mother Marino. Oh he made the food. Everything was brown.

560
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: Every food item was brown. So mother. So he was

561
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: our mother yesterday we had a nice Mother's Day with him.

562
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: We're still putting the bets and pieces together to try

563
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: to figure out what happened. Union investigatory. I think we

564
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: may have to go back to one restaurant and finished

565
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: paying a bill. I don't I don't know for afect

566
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: good night. I thought you paid the bill. No, I

567
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: thought you paid the bill. If every we want to

568
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: show our face there again, we should probably figure that

569
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: out anyway. So Uncle Johnny has a few jokes he

570
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: wants to tell us. So he's upstairs working with those

571
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: right now. He's making them perfect. We do have a

572
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars Rayo's homemade free Monty phone tap on

573
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: the way. Uh, and there you have it. So let's

574
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: play a game. What kind of game you want to

575
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: play today? Oh? Well, it is always fun. We have

576
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: the feud, right? Uh? We also? Did I think Gandhi

577
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: has a game? You have Mother's Day cards? I think,

578
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: oh that's right. You know we always go through the

579
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: trash cans of the stars. Yea to pull out the

580
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: Mother's Day cards. Yes, okay, I didn't know you want

581
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: to hear that? Okay, I haven't even gone through these

582
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: so wish Mother's Day card. Oh from Prince Harry to

583
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: Megan Marcle Megan. You've been hit with so much and

584
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: you stood up and faced it. From the evil British

585
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: Press to my family who are racists. Happy Mother's Day.

586
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, like that rhyme there? Yeah. Here's a

587
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: Mother's Day card from Kim Kardashian to her mother, Chris Jenner.

588
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: When it comes to supportive moms, you are the best.

589
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: I need you even more now since I'm dumping Kanye West.

590
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, Signed Kim Kardashir. Wow that's really okay. Oh,

591
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: sexiest man alive arguably Uggean Page. Oh my Gostor Pete

592
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: doesn't win this year. It's a BS, that's for sure. Well,

593
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure his mom loves him too. He sent her

594
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: this card from Rege. I'm sorry, Reggae Jean Page to

595
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: his mom, Mom, I love you for so many reasons,

596
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: especially since you're the only woman who isn't mad I'm

597
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: not on the next Bridgerton season. Mother's Day tempo tempo problem. Oh,

598
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: here's one from President Biden for the first Lady, Doctor

599
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: Jill Biden. Okay, how do we get this one through

600
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: the Washington Secret Service? Secret Service people? All right? From

601
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: President Biden to First Lady Jill Biden. Jill, you run

602
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: the greatest moms I've ever seen. As for your Mother's

603
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: Day gift, I'm counting the vaccine. What huh? I don't know. Oh,

604
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: he gave it. That's the gift. Oh, Danielle, Yes, daniel

605
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: Monaro Mother's Day card. Oh, okay, Mom, you taught me

606
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: to be kind and unlike me, you're never loud in brash.

607
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: And I know it was Dad, not you who passed

608
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: down my mustache from Spencer Danielle. Okay, all right, I

609
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: guess that's it. Some more Yeah, okay, Tom Brady, oh

610
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: to his mom. When it comes to the best mothers,

611
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: you will always get my vote. Some might even say

612
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: you're the mom a goat I have your Mother's Day Oh, gandhi,

613
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: here's one from you. Yes, Mom, you're the best. Some

614
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: might say incredible. So this year I got you a

615
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: bag full of edibles. Have you Mother's Day? Mom. I

616
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: love how the joke's always pot or a mustache, just

617
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: saying there are other there are other things to make

618
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: fun of. Guys, I have a mustache too. Britney Spears

619
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: sent out a Mother's Day card. Mom, you have always

620
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: been as sweet as honey, so please tell Dad to

621
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Speaker 1: give me my damn money Mother's Day. That one I believe,

622
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: yea and one I thought I would bring out of

623
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Speaker 1: the box of my box of memories from me to

624
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: my mom. Mom. I miss you so much God only knows,

625
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: and I also miss wearing your pantyhose. Happy Mother's Day, sweet.

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Speaker 1: One Another one, Yeah, all the hits keep coming. Build

627
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Speaker 1: decided to send a Mother's Day card to Melenda Game. Nice.

628
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 1: You've been a great mother, helped to build a happy home,

629
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: but now it looks like you're getting half of everything

630
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: we own. Happy Mother's Day, okay. One another one yeah?

631
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: Going from CARDI b oh yeah, would come on, Happy

632
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: bleep bleep Mother's Day to me? Okur If you got

633
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: a bleep bleep problem with that, you bleep bleep, you

634
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: can eat my bleep bleep oker Girl's Day. That's it.

635
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: That's all I can find that's all we can find.

636
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: That sucks. Come on, why down on yourself? Hello, I'm

637
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: not down on me. I'm down on whoever wrote those cars.

638
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm fine with me. I'm living life. I'm good. Okay,

639
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: all right, let's get into the three things we need

640
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: to know. Coming up next your one thousand dollars, Rayo's homemade,

641
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: free money, homemade, and an Uncle Johnny should be falling

642
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: down the stairs in a few moments to give some

643
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny jokes. God only knows what that's gonna bring.

644
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: So into the news first, the three things we need

645
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: to know? Gandhi, what's going on? Oil prices are rising

646
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: this morning after a pipeline had to shut down due

647
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: to a cyber attack. Nearly half of the fuel supply

648
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: on the East Coast comes from the Colonial Pipeline, which

649
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: transports more than two million barrels a day. The White

650
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 1: House stepped in last night amid fears of shortages, granting

651
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: an emergency waiver. This means oil products can be shipped

652
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: to New York and tankers. The company will restart the

653
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: pipeline once they've decided it's safe to do so. After

654
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: a lot of speculation as to what would happen with

655
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: the remains of a Chinese rocket. We now know much

656
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: of it burned up, breaking up as it came into

657
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: the atmosphere, and it landed in the Indian Ocean just

658
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: near the Maldives over the weekend. There were no reports

659
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: of any injuries. Chinese media confirmed that the out of

660
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: control rocket landed Saturday evening in that body of water.

661
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: The US Space Agency has also been tracking its path,

662
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: and officials with NASA are criticizing China for a lack

663
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: of planning with the return to Earth. Are we sure

664
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: Danielle wasn't driving that? I thought about that. Not positive? Yeah,

665
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: And finally, this is the stuff dreams are made of.

666
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Italy's capital now has pizza vending machines starting. I know

667
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: they're starting in Rome. They're super cool. Customers can actually

668
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: watch the machine, need the bread, then top the dough

669
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: through a little window on the machine. It can cook

670
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: four types of pizza in three minutes, with each pizza

671
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: costing about five to seven U S dollars. Sounds dreamy.

672
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: So we're all gonna sit around and wait for those

673
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: bad boys to get here. I will be first in line,

674
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: and those are your three things. They're asking Italians what

675
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: they thought of the pizzas, and they were not impressed.

676
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 1: They trash pizzas, Daniel, trash pizzas. Sometimes those are good.

677
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a break. Your one thousand dollars

678
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: Rayos free money. Phone tap is coming up right after this.

679
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: Let's go. We should take a break before things get

680
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: out ahead. We'll be back after this. His voice is

681
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: instantly recognizable. Duran in the morning show. You got any money? Yeah,

682
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: we got some money. It was great. I was shopping

683
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: with Uncle Johnny at King's yesterday at the supermarket and

684
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: he looked over the left. He says, Oh, they've got

685
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of Rayos. He they do, He's.

686
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know a Rios did more. Didn't just add sauces.

687
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Pasta's, they got soups, they got frozen entrees. Everything.

688
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: All around the country. Rio's has done it. Rayo's homemade.

689
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: We love Rayo's. It started with a little restaurant uptown. Uh,

690
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: and now it's in your house and it makes cooking

691
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: so easy. And you actually trust a jar of sauce.

692
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: I never thought in a million years I would ever

693
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: say that, right, or do you agree with me? Danielle.

694
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's the most amazing. I don't even

695
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: and I add do you what do you do? You

696
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: add stuffs for yours? I do. I'm making different every time.

697
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: They actually want you to, if you know, I mean,

698
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: if you want to. But I always add some garlic

699
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: and a little bit of oil, and a little bit

700
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: of this, and some cheese and some wine. Yeah, heat

701
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: it up. It's so good with some red pepper flakes whatever.

702
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: Rayo's Homemade, it's perfect every single time, even if you

703
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: don't add anything to it. It's always there in your

704
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: cupboard in a ready video. So Rayo's Homemade sauces. Thanks

705
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: to them, you're about to win a thousand dollars. So

706
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: next time you're in the store, up a couple of bottles.

707
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: Support our friends at Rayo's Homemade. We called her one

708
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: hundred year thousand and one, eight hundred two two zero

709
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: one hundred. Who does the phone taps? Gary Garrett? Here

710
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: we go, Garrett's phone tap, Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis

711
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: durand phone tap? All right, Garrett, all right, So Joanna

712
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: is playing a phone tap on her husband George. George

713
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: works late, so he comes home in the middle of

714
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: the afternoon, and he puts in, you know, a good

715
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: night's sleep starting at like three four o'clock in the afternoon.

716
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: Joanne's away on business, so she's not around to wake

717
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: George up. Tino go do stuff with the kids, so

718
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: she thought it would be good for us to wake

719
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: George up. Wow's Georgia heavy sleeper a little bit. Let's

720
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: see what happens. It's Garrett's phone tap. Let's see what

721
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: goes on here. Listen closely. Hello, good afternoon, mister Loif

722
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: this is your four o one wake up call? What?

723
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 1: I have a great day? Hello? Who is it? Good afternoon,

724
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: mister l This is your four h three wake up call? Scott,

725
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: what are you calling me? Hello? Have a great day?

726
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: Hello Kidney? Hi is this mister Chlorid? Good afternoon. This

727
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: is your four oh four wake up call? You have

728
00:42:50,320 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: a great day? Are you calling me again? What? I

729
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: find out who you are? Mister, find you and beat

730
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: the living you. I'm trying to he this is your

731
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: four or four wake up call. Have a great day,

732
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: Have a great day. You stupid getting me? Stop calling me?

733
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: All right? Joe and I just hung up on him.

734
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna call him back and you talk. Okay?

735
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Low John? Honey? Are you okay? What's

736
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: the matter? Oh my gosh. Yeah, there has been somebody

737
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: prank calling me or somebody so stupid wake up call.

738
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: They know my name and I don't know what the

739
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: going on. I'm no I worked. I did that. I'm

740
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: so glad. What do you think it worked well? I

741
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: I thought, because I was away that it would be

742
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: nice if I hired somebody to call and wake you up,

743
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: so you would be like, yeah, I didn't want you

744
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: to be late to pick up the kids and I

745
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: I just got home and just got to sleep. They

746
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: got trumpets going home. I sign up with music and

747
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: then it's this boys kill guy, A fun and new

748
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: way to have someone wake you up, you know, because

749
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm not fare I like the way you waked me up.

750
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: I don't want some stupid son go with trumpets on

751
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 1: it waking me up. I'm going to kill somebody. Well,

752
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: you have to get up and go get the kids anyway.

753
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: And I sind quite a bit of money to do

754
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 1: this for you, because I thought it was great money

755
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: to do. How much does this cost? Are you kidding me?

756
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: Going to live out of me. You spend money, What

757
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: are you? What are you thinking? You kind of saying

758
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: the whole of money, but just calling me yourself. But

759
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: instead you're heard some stupid checks to play trumpets in

760
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: my hair. The service work. You're not sleeping anymore, you're awake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

761
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: the service worked. I don't I want to be a

762
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: lake right now. I'd like to be a sleep. You

763
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: have to get up and start your day. You gotta

764
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: go get the kids. I can't be there all the time.

765
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: Your sister's picking up the kids are gonna lange. That's

766
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: why I could get some sleep. I think that this

767
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: is a good idea and we should keep using it. No,

768
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: if that thing caught me again, I swear to God

769
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: I will track down with others and all people. I will.

770
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that trumpet and shout it so far up.

771
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm wanna be able to plan again. I have your

772
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: mother call me, and that's strumpet COMPETI trumpet whoa. Okay, okay,

773
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: let's go a little far. How about you go back

774
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: to sleep. Okay, I'll call you back in like an hour.

775
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you very much. You welcome. Hello, I'm kidding.

776
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh god, are you kidding me? Do you? How? Don

777
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: I shut you off? Shut you off? I think now's

778
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: a good time to tell you that you've been phone tapped.

779
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: What your wife Joanne wanted to play a joke on you? Hi,

780
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: I got you. Good morning, Sunshine, I got you. Honey.

781
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: Your wife said that you are on some crazy sleep,

782
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: so we decided to wake up. You know, I hear

783
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: these things all the time, you know, And I tell

784
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: my wife you'll never get me on one of those.

785
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: And there you go, your free money phone tap. There

786
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: you have it. Everyone happy or what? Happy with the

787
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: free money? Well? Looks your voice and free money. Laurie

788
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: is online seven. Let's change her day. Hi, Laurie, Good morning, Elvis, Danielle,

789
00:46:54,320 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: Froggy Dandhie morn Oh my god, sleep. Shake your money

790
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: to Uncle Johnny. He's here too. And Uncle Johnny. Are

791
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: we making than? Are we? We gotta make drinks. We

792
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: gotta make drinks. We gotta make Martini's Uncle Johnny and

793
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: Lorie Martini. That's what we gotta do. Hell is that

794
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: your name, Laurie Martini? Yes? It is, Well Laurie, are

795
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: you just won one thousand dollars? From Yo's Homemade the

796
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: free money phone taps all yours today. Thank you so

797
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: much God, all that money, Laurie Martini. He's gonna make

798
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: me and Martini. I'm gonna be bringing some drinks. We'll

799
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: take Laurie. Thank you very much for listening to us today.

800
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: Make sure you keep listening. Uncle Johnny's jokes are on

801
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: the way. I can't wait. I love Uncle Johnny. Yeah,

802
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: we all love Uncle Johnny a little too much sometime.

803
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: Hold on, Laurie, don't go away, hold on one second

804
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: and there you go. There you go. One. Are the

805
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: dogs biting you? No, Uncle Johnny, you're on the air.

806
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: Hello money, Yeah, a lot of people listening to you. Hi,

807
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: take your masks down? Yeah, it was. It was a

808
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: great moment yesterday when it was fine. It was a

809
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Uncle john was asking everyone to take

810
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 1: their masks off, and and nine out of ten people

811
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: did it. It was kind of interesting. Um, so, do

812
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: you guys have any questions for Uncle Johnny? Did you

813
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: enjoy your weekend at the Funny Pharm? What I remember

814
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: is fabulous. That means yes, you had a great time. Yes, yes, Gandhi,

815
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: do you have any idea what could have happened to

816
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: a screen door at Elvis's house. Yes, Alex went through

817
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: it accidentally with his elbow. I want to accidentally go

818
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: through them, yeah, holding holding a basket of empty bottles.

819
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: There was a breakthrough to the screen door. Other than that,

820
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: you know, if that's the most dangerous, awful thing that happened,

821
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: I think we did. Okay, yes, right, we don't all right.

822
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: I think we paid the bill at the last bar.

823
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll find out soon, he'll find So

824
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: do you have any music for Uncle Johnny's jokes? Would

825
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: do that right here? Don't you want to say? I

826
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: guess I think we deserve Uncle johnny jokes? All right?

827
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 1: Do you want to do Danielle? Daniel is always fun too, duck.

828
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna do Danielle then according to the music,

829
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: and then coming up next Danielle. Uncle Johnny's gonna do

830
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: his jokes. Okay, very good? Did you need to rehearse

831
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: your jokes? No, Alex has just scared him to me. Well,

832
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: I know you have you read them yet? No? I

833
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Speaker 1: But you guys know, they all have beef, even though

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Speaker 1: Tonight on television, You've got Finding Dorry. It's on Real

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Speaker 1: The Crime of the Century over on HBO Max, and

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Speaker 1: and that's my Danielle reports Danielle, Yeah, your Thursday, I'm

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Speaker 1: dead on Law and Order. Oh, yes, Thursday. It's supposed

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899
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905
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Speaker 1: dead guy? Is that the end of your acting career?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't believable. And Nate, do we know? And my

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Speaker 1: hons day died? I have no information If they told

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909
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911
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Speaker 1: Special guest appearance by Elvis orrant? I doubt it, I

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Speaker 1: all right, now, you have me all paranoid, right because

942
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Speaker 1: I've been talking and talking and talking about me, you

943
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Speaker 1: know in this Law and Order episode that's coming up

944
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Speaker 1: Thursday night. Yeah, they just cut me out. They did

945
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Speaker 1: do it, Joey TRIBBIANI order is the friends? Can they

946
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Speaker 1: legally do that? Imply do what they want to do?

947
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Speaker 1: Their show? Is my agent on the phone? Huh? Pet

948
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Speaker 1: get them on the phone? Do you guys on the phone?

949
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Speaker 1: Hello David, David Cats agent to the Stars, paid on

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Speaker 1: the phone. A good morning to you, agent Cats, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Nothing like starting my day. I'm out for

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Speaker 1: a peaceful walk with the dog. And I hear on

953
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Speaker 1: your show, or maybe if you had a better agent.

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Speaker 1: Somebody did say that. That was Nate that said that.

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Speaker 1: I was so David katz Um, thanks to you. I

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Speaker 1: have that incredible role on on line to Order SVU.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to run this Thursday night. I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to play the dead guy on SPU and you got

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Speaker 1: me on nice. It's the role of a lifetime. It

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Speaker 1: is dead time, a deathtime. So they they have within

961
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Speaker 1: their right to edit that out if they want, if

962
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Speaker 1: they need to get rid of it, they can. They

963
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Speaker 1: can actually edit me out. They could. What if they do, um,

964
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Speaker 1: then I guess what Nate said earlier is true. But

965
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Speaker 1: they can edit out anybody and anything that they'd want,

966
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Speaker 1: although in your case, I would be highly doubtful that

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Speaker 1: they would do that. I mean it's a pivotal role.

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Speaker 1: I mean they were a little alarmed that you didn't

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Speaker 1: I was dead. Well, they're not going to cut you out,

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Speaker 1: looking forward to the amount of promotion that they're getting

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Speaker 1: out of this. I mean they're they're a very successful

974
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Speaker 1: show in its own right, but yours is more so.

975
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Speaker 1: And they are excited that you are talking about it

976
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Speaker 1: as you are right now, and we'll probably talk about

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Speaker 1: it every day Thursday. But what we've done for them,

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Speaker 1: We've already done. It's it's already done. I mean we'll

979
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Speaker 1: talk about it Thursday. Make sure you watch tonight. We're

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Speaker 1: all gonna watch tonight or that night. And then if

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Speaker 1: I don't show up, it's too late. Doesn't matter. They

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Speaker 1: got what they needed from us. They got people to watch. Yes,

983
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Speaker 1: But if people then tuned in and they didn't see

984
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Speaker 1: you on the Slab, I think that would hurt them

985
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Speaker 1: very much. Doubting that that show is bulletproof. You know

986
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Speaker 1: that show is going to be around forever. I would

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Speaker 1: make it my mission that it would hurt them very much. So, David,

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Speaker 1: maybe we should start looking for more roles like this,

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Speaker 1: more death rolls. I'd be delighted. You name the show

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Speaker 1: and uh and I'll get to you the Slab. I

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Speaker 1: just need to. I think it'd be funny to be

992
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Speaker 1: dead on a funny show like a comedy. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: how many how many shows that are comedies actually have

994
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Speaker 1: of death? I don't know. Maybe that's the issue. We

995
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Speaker 1: need one of those more. And then you have to

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Speaker 1: start like your own Instagram like the Dead Guy or

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Speaker 1: something like Yeah, I got an idea, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: even if they edit me out. Brody is a good point.

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Speaker 1: We'll even talk about them even more. They're gonna win

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Speaker 1: no matter what happens. Well, look, I'm happy to do that.

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Speaker 1: And look, you spent some time in uh in New Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can maybe we can start with a better call, Saul. Oh, okay,

1003
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Speaker 1: what's that scary? So what about like being just being

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Speaker 1: an extra on Saturday Night Live? Sometimes they have these

1005
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Speaker 1: people in the background, like they're sitting at a restaurant

1006
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Speaker 1: and they're just eating. You don't want to be just

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Speaker 1: like alive and eating and like kind of you know,

1008
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Speaker 1: hanging out. How can I being an extra like everybody else?

1009
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Speaker 1: It would be better if you're a dead body. This

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Speaker 1: way you sort of stand Yeah, you need to stand

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Speaker 1: out more. For sure, you should be dead. Can you

1012
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Speaker 1: get him on the Walking Dead and get him to

1013
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Speaker 1: like walk like a zombie and he's like his nose

1014
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Speaker 1: fall off or something. Yeah, but he'd be unrecognizable. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can definitely tell this is me dead on the slab?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I guess all right. All right, Well

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Speaker 1: thanks for giving me the role of a lifetime you

1018
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Speaker 1: are a super agent. Well, it was my pleasure. I

1019
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Speaker 1: can't wait to Thursday night and I look forward to

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Speaker 1: to getting you your next appearance. All right, you're working

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Speaker 1: on it. Can you get me? Can you get me

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1023
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Speaker 1: what you asked for? Do you know someone over there?

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Speaker 1: I know everybody? Okay, well wait wait wait? Can you

1025
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Speaker 1: get him to make out with reggae Jean Paige even

1026
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Speaker 1: though he's not on the show? John Page has to

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Speaker 1: He has to have like gay phase. What about a

1028
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Speaker 1: we want to be a video. Ho. We gotta let

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Speaker 1: a sunset say goodbye to you? Wouldn't make a great

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Speaker 1: video vixen. You would be just amazing that. Hey, gets

1040
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:11,479
Speaker 1: who's here? Uncle Johnny? Johnny? How you doing? I'm doing

1041
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: fine today. That was day's taming from David. David sounds good.

1042
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: Do you want him to be your agent as well? Yes?

1043
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: If you can get another dead body around, I'll do it.

1044
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: Oh I know, good God, you'd be a great dead body. No,

1045
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: no time soon though, please, thank you. So. Yeah. We

1046
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: took Uncle Johnny out for Mother's Day. We had a

1047
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: tripping day. We had a lot of fun, didn't My

1048
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny had a great Mother's Day weekend. It was fabulous.

1049
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: I was I was Uncle Mother, Yes, Uncle mother. Does

1050
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 1: anyone have any questions for Uncle Johnny before he gets

1051
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: into his Uncle Johnny jokes? No, you sound like you're

1052
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: feeling great. I mean, are you feeling good? I feel good? Yes,

1053
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: I good too. I so far, so good. Okay, Johnny,

1054
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: you're getting proper nutrition? Yeah? Oh yeah over here? Absolutely?

1055
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: Are you eating that? Yeah? Well I don't know. I

1056
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: keep putting one pounds and I'm not eating. I don't know.

1057
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: I think it's the cocktails. Could be all right, Well,

1058
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: here we go. We haven't heard jokes from Uncle Johnny

1059
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: in a long time. Okay, here we go, Here we go.

1060
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: Why did the ketchup? Blush? Why? Why blush? He saw

1061
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: said the salad dressing. Okay, alright, great. What's the difference

1062
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: between your penis and a bonus check? What? Someone's always

1063
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: willing to blow your bonus? Okay, Hey, Froggy, what's the

1064
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: difference between a g spot and a golf ball? A

1065
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: guy will look for a golf ball. Froggy will actually

1066
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: search for a golf Oh man, what is six inches long?

1067
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: Two inches wide? And makes everyone go crazy? What? What

1068
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bill? Okay? What does our honey frog say? What? Rubbit? Rubbit?

1069
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: Did de spare him across the road? Why? Because I

1070
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: put on the wrong sock this morning. Oh oh, that's

1071
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: not good. I didn't even get that one. My favorite

1072
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: knock knock, who's there? Dover dover, bend over, and I'll

1073
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: give you a big surprise. Have a fabulous Mother's Day weekend.

1074
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: It's already over from the script. Fine, thank you, Uncle Johnny.

1075
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 1: That was just wild, wasn't It was great? Yeah? They

1076
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: were great. I'm supposed to do this on Friday. The

1077
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: joke about the horny what was the how did the

1078
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: Horny Frog, one go again. How do you ask the question?

1079
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:29,920
Speaker 1: What say? You could have also said, get over it here, Lisa. Okay,

1080
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: so okay, move on. Now let's go round the room

1081
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: see what's on the minds of everyone. That was great, Johnny,

1082
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: It's always good to have you back in the joke chair.

1083
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: Have another coffee. I've done with the coffee. All right, Um,

1084
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: we'll see what's on the minds of everyone who starts

1085
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: to show which is us. We'll start with you Frog,

1086
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: keep us on your mind today. So yesterday we gave

1087
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 1: my mom flowers before we went to lunch, and I said, Mom,

1088
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: do you want to keep those in the car? Do

1089
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 1: you want to take him inside? She's like, no, I'll

1090
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,120
Speaker 1: take him inside us a you're gonna forget them. So

1091
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: we had lunch, we go back out to the car.

1092
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: Guess what my mom left inside? Oh? No, the flowers.

1093
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: I had to go back again, but once again proof

1094
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: that I am maturing and getting better. I did not

1095
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: say I told you, So I went back and got

1096
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: the flowers. I handed them to her. I told her

1097
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: I loved her, and I went about my mary way. See,

1098
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm giddy, Elvis, you're teaching me to be a better

1099
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: person that awfully, you have to learn that from me,

1100
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: Yes I did. I thought to myself, it is now

1101
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: the time to say I told you so, or probably not. Elvis, No,

1102
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: shut your mouth and don't say that I told you so?

1103
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: Never works, right, Hey, what's up with you? Gandhi? So

1104
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: this Danielle, I'm gonna say I love her. She's the

1105
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: greatest ever. But I thought I found the greatest connection

1106
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 1: ever because I found this website that had all this

1107
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: crazy Disney stuff and I'm like, Danielle's never going to

1108
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: know about it. I ordered her a gift for her birthday.

1109
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: I was super stoked. It finally came and I showed

1110
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: it to her. You know what she said, Oh is

1111
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: that from Bradford Exchange. She already knew. Danielle knows everything

1112
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: there is to know about Disney at all moments, all

1113
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: the time. Damn it, Danielle, I know their style. So

1114
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: I kind of was like, oh, I know where you

1115
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: got that. But I'm so excited to get it. I

1116
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: can't wait for it to get here. I get the jackpot,

1117
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: and she's never gonna know. She knows Disney. Don't ever

1118
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: question her, don't ever, Hey, producer Sam. What's up? So,

1119
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 1: holidays and special occasions are like the most happy days

1120
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: in the world, unless you're not in a really good place,

1121
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: than they are the absolute worst days in the world.

1122
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: And I had a good friend who is going through

1123
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: that last year on Mother's Day. So if you had

1124
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: a really crappy weekend, because maybe Mother's Day is not

1125
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 1: your choice holiday for one reason or another, just want

1126
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: you to know that hopefully the next one will be better,

1127
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: and hopefully today is better than yesterday was a right

1128
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: wonder what happened? Everyone? Okay? Everyone's good? Everyone's good? Okay?

1129
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: Uh scary? Yes's up? Every day I have more and

1130
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: more respect and newfound respect for mom. A happy birth

1131
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: have been belated Mother's Day to my mom. We all

1132
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: went out to dinner yesterday with the big family, and

1133
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, my sister, who's a relatively new mom,

1134
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: and my sister in law who's a new mom, how

1135
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 1: do they do it? How do you do it? Because

1136
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: you know, my sister's kid, Nico, my nephew is going

1137
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: through his terrible twos, and it's just like they can't

1138
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: concentrate on dinner. Everything is like you know, up and down, oh,

1139
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: the kid wants to go downstairs. I've got to walk

1140
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: the kid downstairs. And then my sister in law dealing

1141
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: with my nephew Jack and all I'm and and you know,

1142
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,959
Speaker 1: of course my brother and my brother in law also

1143
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: there for support. But whow oh my god. I just

1144
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: want to say, you guys deserve the world, and you

1145
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: deserve a mother's day every day, not just yesterday. Can

1146
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: you imagine being a single father? Scary? No? No, poor child, No,

1147
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know. It's not for me. I

1148
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: don't think I'm cut out for it, cut from a

1149
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: different cloth. We don't have to. I'm just asking what

1150
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: would be like. Imagine how your day would be different

1151
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: a single mom or a single dad. O all of you,

1152
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: I give a shout out in lots of props. There

1153
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: you go, Just Danielle, what's on your mind today? So

1154
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you to my husband,

1155
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: Sheldon and my boys for making it special. So we

1156
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 1: had a lot of sports on Sunday, but they made

1157
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 1: sure the entire day I felt special. And they started

1158
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,200
Speaker 1: out with this catered breakfast that they brought into the

1159
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 1: house and all kinds of great gifts and my son,

1160
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 1: Preston made me a painting. I mean, it was awesome.

1161
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: So I had a great day. And right before bed

1162
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 1: last night, my oldest told me he loved me and

1163
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 1: I was the best mom ever. And for your almost

1164
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: sixteen year old kid to say that to you, that

1165
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: was awesome. So thank you, guys. I love you and

1166
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: I am just so happy to be your mom and

1167
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: your wife and everything. So thank you. Wow. Yeah, it

1168
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 1: was so great being at the restaurants yesterday watching Mother's

1169
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: Day happenings going on. I said this earlier on the show,

1170
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 1: but there was just something that just really warmed me

1171
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:57,759
Speaker 1: up when I saw three generations of women, yeah, grandmam,

1172
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,600
Speaker 1: mom and daughter, and they were all just laughing with

1173
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 1: each other, and everyone wanted to get their pictures. Strangers

1174
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 1: from other tables were coming over just to take their

1175
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 1: pictures because they were just they were so so it

1176
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 1: was their day. It was a great day to celebrate.

1177
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes you wait till Mother's Day to

1178
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: be forced to celebrate your mother. You know, there's all

1179
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: there's always someone in your life that deserves a celebration

1180
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 1: right now, may not be a mom, maybe a friend,

1181
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: maybe a co worker. It's good to celebrate other people

1182
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 1: and give them the props they deserve. We'll start with you, Nate.

1183
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 1: You're the last one on our roost. Let's celebrate Nate.

1184
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you, Yate. I got a question for

1185
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:37,200
Speaker 1: like Danielle, especially like you have had renovations done at

1186
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: your house. How long until you act like a human

1187
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: being in your house? I am scared to like step

1188
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: on the floor or open it because I just feel

1189
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: like they did all this. The house looks so nice.

1190
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 1: Now I feel like I'm going to screw it up.

1191
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 1: We still don't do anything. It's been months and months

1192
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,640
Speaker 1: since my kitchen, my dining room, and the living room,

1193
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: and we're like, don't talk to the walls, don't spill

1194
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: anything on the couch, off the chair. I'm like, don't

1195
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 1: touch the lights. Switch worked on that, it's perfect, don't

1196
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: touch it. Yea. So I feel like, I mean a

1197
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: museum or in a home with the plastic on the

1198
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: furniture where I can't do any too nice for me.

1199
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: No housewarming party where we all get to the house

1200
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: touch it. I'm sorry, it's you can look at it.

1201
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: You can look at it, but don't touch it. All right?

1202
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: With that said, let's get into the three things we

1203
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: need to know, Gandhi, what's going on all right? A

1204
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,719
Speaker 1: horrific tragedy unfolded in Colorado yesterday and police are vowing

1205
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: to find answers for the grieving families. They say a

1206
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,759
Speaker 1: woman's boyfriend barged into a mobile home during a birthday

1207
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: party and opened fire. He killed a woman and six

1208
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: other adults before taking his own life. The police chief

1209
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,360
Speaker 1: says his heartbreaks for the children who lost their parents.

1210
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: The mayor of Colorado Springs called it a senseless act

1211
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,719
Speaker 1: of violence, and the governor sent prayers as well. There's

1212
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: a labor shortage right now, and the fast food industry

1213
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: is hurting from it. Some McDonald's franchise owners are so

1214
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 1: desperate that they're actually giving incentives to workers, like a

1215
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars sign on bonus and fifty dollars just

1216
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: to show up for an interview. But according to some

1217
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 1: people who are planning to strike, the Fight for the

1218
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: fifteen Dollar movement includes fast food workers because they say

1219
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 1: that they need more than minimum wage to survive, that

1220
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 1: they're not even getting sick time or health insurance. Workers

1221
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 1: will be walking off the job from California to Florida.

1222
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: And finally, this is the stuff that nightmares are made up.

1223
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: We talk about this stuff all the time. You know

1224
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: those glass bridges that are suspended hundreds of feet in

1225
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: the air. Yeah, we have in Hudson Yards. Yes, yeah,

1226
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: similar to that. But this one is going to give

1227
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: you a bit of a heart attack. A tourists was

1228
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: crossing one of those glass bottom bridges in China. It

1229
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: was over three hundred feet in the air when winds

1230
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 1: of over ninety miles per hour picked up, twisted, and

1231
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 1: then broke the bridge, leaving the man dangling that high

1232
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 1: above the round The glass didn't shatter, but the winds

1233
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 1: twisted it and caused panels to fall out. He was

1234
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: able to crawl back to safety with guidance from firefighters, police,

1235
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: and forestry and tourism workers. Then he was taken to

1236
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 1: the hospital for counseling. The park was closed for a

1237
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,799
Speaker 1: quote brief period of time before reopening to the public.

1238
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:23,879
Speaker 1: And those are your three things. Watch those those seriously,

1239
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: those little terraces they have, the candid, candilievered terraces that

1240
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: don't they're being supported by anything beneath. I just can't

1241
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: do it. Can't do it. I don't even care if

1242
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: it's one floor up. I'm not going to go out

1243
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: on that thing. Nope, and then shutting it down for

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01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,320
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Speaker 1: Report limitations apply. Everyone had a happy Mother's Day. Maybe

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01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: people had to get together because they had to. They're

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01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,720
Speaker 1: expected to be there and they had to bite their

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01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 1: tongues when it came time to let mom have it,

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01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 1: and then they remembered it's her day, and they would

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01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: look like a total a hole if they said something. Right. Hey,

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01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: if you were a mom got totally shafted, I want

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01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: to hear from you who really had the worst Mother's

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01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: day ever. We all agree Mother's Day. Every day should

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01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,800
Speaker 1: be a Mother's Day, but you really truly deserved a

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01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: great day if you got screwed over yesterday. Texas at

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Speaker 1: fifty five one hundred or call Nate eight hundred two

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01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: two zero one hundred. Uh, let's get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, Hey,

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01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,719
Speaker 1: good morning. What'd you guy going on? Let's talk about

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01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: mister Elon Musk from snl over the Weekend. So he

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01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: was on Weekend Update playing a scientist and then they

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01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:19,120
Speaker 1: asked him, hey, can you explain dogecoin, because that's the

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Speaker 1: cryptocurrency where no one knows what it really is, but

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01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 1: people are making money off of it. Prices have been

1278
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Speaker 1: staring for cryptos like the bitcoin ethererem especially do coin.

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01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: Oh right now, what is dosecoin? Well, it actually started

1280
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: as a joke based on our Internet meme, but now

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01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:36,600
Speaker 1: it's taken off in a very real way. Okay, but

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01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,280
Speaker 1: what is dose coins? I keep telling you it's a

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01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 1: cryptocurrency you can trade for conventional money. Oh so it's

1284
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: a hustle. Yeah, that's hustle to the moon. And that's

1285
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: when it tanked right there. Miley was great on sl

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01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 1: Over the weekend too, by the way. All right, so

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01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 1: a mom knows that her son doesn't answer moms. Just

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01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: a second ago, this mom goes, hey, my son doesn't

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01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: answer his phone or text. So I'll go to my

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01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 1: ring doorbell because he checks the ring to make sure

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01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 1: a mom safe at times to invite him over for dinner. Yeah,

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01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 1: and having taco night. If you'd like to eat, you

1293
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 1: just come over and you're welcome together. You hear me.

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01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 1: I called the unantu because I think you're busy. But anyway,

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01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 1: we are having Taco night. Goodbye. Oh. I don't know

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01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 1: if he sounds like a great mom. I want to

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01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 1: go taco night with mom. Yeah. I don't know if

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01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,680
Speaker 1: he came over for Taco night. But um so this

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01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: dad put together a viral video of acting like he

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01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:40,600
Speaker 1: was holding a press conference after a sporting event. But

1301
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: what it's like, Uh, you know, watching watching his kid

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01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: throughout an entire day. Yeah, honestly, just felt like we

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01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,679
Speaker 1: got behind early after the milk spill and mark around

1304
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 1: the wall. We just felt like we were playing catch

1305
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: up the rest of the day. Right before you went

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01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,240
Speaker 1: to the store, you called the timeout. Was there an

1307
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 1: attitude change after that? Yeah, it felt like we were

1308
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 1: losing our heads there for a minute, so we wanted

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01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: to just calm things down and I get back to

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01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,640
Speaker 1: the basics. Did you ever find your keys? No? No,

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01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 1: no idea where there? You gave him a snack half

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01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,639
Speaker 1: hour before dinner or was that plan? No? Last track

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01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:09,640
Speaker 1: of time? You three bites at dinner. That's on me.

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01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 1: If you're a parent, I think you get it. So

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01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 1: it's like one of those things where it's just so

1316
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 1: many things going on in the day. This is coming

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01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: out of Boston. So they were doing a news report

1318
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: about a stolen dog. Then the reporter came across said

1319
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: stolen dog and the guy who stole it, and then

1320
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:28,280
Speaker 1: listened to him try to back his way out of this.

1321
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,160
Speaker 1: He was just barking in the car, and I walked

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01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,560
Speaker 1: us the car and I realized I thought it was

1323
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,519
Speaker 1: supposed to be dog walking. It wasn't a kidnapping. It

1324
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 1: was just a simple mistake. You didn't think to call

1325
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 1: the number on the tag. I did, but then I

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01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: tried using one phone. The phone was broken and I

1327
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: just hey, dispatched, This is Juliana over at seven News. Um,

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01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 1: I actually have the dog, Titus, and the man who

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01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 1: said it was an accident that he took the dog

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01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: with me right now. I'm just glad that the person

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01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 1: came back, and I'm glad that you guys were there. Yeah,

1332
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 1: otherwise you'd be somewhere else with a dog are broken.

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01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to use my phone, but you know,

1334
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 1: and I was. I accidentally took a dog. And then finally,

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Speaker 1: as we come close to celebrating our twenty fifth anniversary

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Speaker 1: here with the Morning Show, I came across some outtakes,

1337
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 1: this one from someone in the zoom room right here

1338
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 1: doing the weather and the trouble that they have. While

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01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: we're recording the weather, Why one hundred of frog if

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01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:28,720
Speaker 1: melts the rand? The Wye one hundred Morning Show, We'll

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01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 1: see lots of why one hundred of frog if molt

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01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 1: to the one hundred of frog if melts to rand?

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01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 1: They one hundred Morning Show. We'll see lots of rain today,

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01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: heavy dunder storms on and off pretty much all wild

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01:17:48,439 --> 01:18:00,400
Speaker 1: frog if melts to rant. You parted and you told

1346
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:04,560
Speaker 1: the microphone you farted. Sorry, I just farted. Wow that

1347
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Yeah, no, it was crazy anyway,

1348
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 1: So how did you find that sound? I'm like, I'm

1349
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,040
Speaker 1: like the Disney Vault, Like, there are so many things

1350
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,960
Speaker 1: in my in my vault right now that I could

1351
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: just I mean, I could put together a whole show

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01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: of just things like that. I'm saying there will be

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01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 1: others of those, not just you never know. I'm not

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01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 1: gonna say, does Disney say when they're opening the vault? No,

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01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 1: it's a surprise. All right. Here's a folder full of blackmail.

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01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:34,519
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Yeah, all right, that's that's a

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01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 1: whole other folder. You're still a good American. You're Garrett.

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01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:43,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Garrett. All right. Nicole's online. Three. Nicole, tell

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01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:48,679
Speaker 1: me about your crappy Mother's Day. All right, So basically,

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01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: my husband, who you know is normally really great, um,

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01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 1: completely forgot about me for Mother's Day. I'm a brand

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01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,320
Speaker 1: new mom, but made sure to take care of my

1363
01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: mother and his mother oh that's good kinda did he did?

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01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,280
Speaker 1: He sort of wake up in the middle of the

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01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:11,280
Speaker 1: day and go, oh, I'm messed up. Well, he was

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01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: kind of like what's wrong with you? Like are you okay?

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01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, not okay? Oh really would

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01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,559
Speaker 1: you tell him? I was like, come on, man, I'm

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01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 1: a new I'm a new mom, Like, how do you

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01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: forget about me? It's Mother's Day? Like you purposely invited

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01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 1: all these people over four Mother's Day? So he knew

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01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:33,000
Speaker 1: it was Mother's Day. Yeah, he knew. Yes, And your

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01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,360
Speaker 1: first Mother's Day is like so special, it's like the

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01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: most exciting one, you know. No, no, it isn't. No, no,

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01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean, did he understand that he made a big mistake?

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01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 1: Did he apologize? Uh? He like can admit when he's

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01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 1: wrong ever, but he did feel bad like the rest

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01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: of the day, and we haven't really spous I bet

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01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 1: you he never forgets again. I'm sure he won't. So

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01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:02,639
Speaker 1: at Lisa, Well, happy but late Mother's Day. Sorry about that, Nicole. Well,

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01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 1: thanks guys. I love You've been listening since eighth grade.

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01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: I love it. Thanks for listening. Have a great day, Okay,

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01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:12,759
Speaker 1: thank you you too. Kayla on line eleven got nothing

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01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day? Are you a mother? I am? How

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01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:19,880
Speaker 1: old is your your child? My daughter is three and

1386
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:23,519
Speaker 1: my son is nine. Okay, so they're not really old

1387
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,800
Speaker 1: enough to you know, get in a car and go

1388
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: shopping from mother's day house. So how did your mother's

1389
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 1: day go? Well, um, my mom has COVID right now.

1390
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,880
Speaker 1: So I had my kids make posters and we went

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01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,559
Speaker 1: to her house and I like winged a card into

1392
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: her garage door and was like, love you, Happy Mother's

1393
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 1: Day and yeah, and then we made sure we went

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01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,879
Speaker 1: to my mother in law's house. We got her flowers

1395
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: in a card, and I got my best friend of

1396
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: card and flowers and I got nothing. Oh no, do

1397
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: you think he forgot or he just didn't think it

1398
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 1: was important or he doesn't like Maybe it doesn't like you?

1399
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: Do you not like you? Oh no, he loves me.

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01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:07,479
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a choice. Yeah, we've been married for

1401
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,120
Speaker 1: twelve years. He doesn't have a choice anymore. Wow, he

1402
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: just forgot you. I don't think he forgot as much

1403
01:21:13,439 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: as it was. Like he's he's a very uh forgetful person,

1404
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 1: like he'll remember last minute. So there wasn't you know

1405
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,720
Speaker 1: what's say? Gandhi. I mean, in a way, isn't him

1406
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: forgetting sort of the greatest gift he could have ever

1407
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,599
Speaker 1: given you because you can bring it up all the time,

1408
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 1: every day of the year, for god knows how long

1409
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 1: it is true. So wait, you're saying he gave her

1410
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:45,040
Speaker 1: the gift of reasons to bitch? Yes, An, remember when

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01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,080
Speaker 1: you forgot Mother's Day twenty twenty one, just bring it

1412
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: up forever, forever ever? Those Are you one of those Gandhi?

1413
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 1: Do you do that? Do you like hide things back

1414
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 1: in a back folder to bring out and say, don't well,

1415
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:02,240
Speaker 1: remember back in nineteen oh three, Wall you forgot Mother's Day?

1416
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 1: A list on my phone of things that I can

1417
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 1: bring up? Really wow? Yeah, don't give me. Don't give

1418
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: me ideas like that. Oh well take the idea. There's

1419
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,519
Speaker 1: your first one. All right. Well, Kayla, Happy Mother's Day

1420
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 1: from us. I hope you have a great day to

1421
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: day anyway. All right, thanks guys, take it easy. Laura

1422
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,600
Speaker 1: had a Mother's Day. We'll see if it was a

1423
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,280
Speaker 1: go to bed? Hey Laura Long twenty four? Hey Laura, Hi,

1424
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 1: what happened? My Mother's Day was going pretty well and

1425
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 1: then my toiddler threw up all over me. I'll work.

1426
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:45,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh, so, okay, that was your present. Vomit pretty

1427
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,799
Speaker 1: much what I got. Yeah, I got a book earlier

1428
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 1: in the day, and then we decided to go have

1429
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,559
Speaker 1: a lovely time at the park and he just threw

1430
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 1: up all over me. Okay, and that was it. That

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01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:05,000
Speaker 1: was the highlight of your mother's day. That shucks, But

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01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: the vomit was really the best part. Oh man, I'm

1433
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 1: hoping that not everyone had a bad Mother's Day. In

1434
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,320
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have a good day, not vomit. All right, Well, yeah,

1435
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,200
Speaker 1: you know what you should do. Your son did this

1436
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:26,559
Speaker 1: to you, Yes, you should go to him and vomit

1437
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 1: right back on. It builds character, I'm sure. Thank you, Laura,

1438
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:36,880
Speaker 1: and I hope you have a better day to day.

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01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 1: Happy belated Mother's Day. Thank you, Thank you so much.

1440
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 1: Anyone else vomited on Mother's Day? Or Ted or whatever

1441
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 1: his name is, Nate, Hey, Nate, these are interesting calls

1442
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:52,120
Speaker 1: you're I'm putting through? Yeah, what matter? Well, they're actually

1443
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,519
Speaker 1: I thought this would be funny, they're actually pretty depressing.

1444
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find like some funny in here, but

1445
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,320
Speaker 1: it's really kind of sad that a lot of these

1446
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:06,320
Speaker 1: kids didn't do anything for their mom. Yeah huh. A

1447
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 1: lot of them are too young to do anything. They

1448
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 1: don't know any better. You know, fall that falls on

1449
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,320
Speaker 1: yes's supposed to do something. Well, if you don't have

1450
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: a husband, maybe you're a friend, or you know your

1451
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 1: mom could help out or I will say this though,

1452
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 1: yesterday I asked my dad what he was doing for

1453
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 1: my mom for Mother's Day. He said nothing. It's not

1454
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:29,639
Speaker 1: my mom, that's your Oh my gosh, that's not cool.

1455
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:33,000
Speaker 1: Where you have it? Yep? I had a happy, happy

1456
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 1: Mother's Day and I wasn't even hanging out with a mother.

1457
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: I had a bugger Mother's Day than most mothers had yesterday.

1458
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: Did that's sad? Uh? Let's get into what are we

1459
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 1: doing here? Did Daniel report, Daniel, you're ready to go? Yes?

1460
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:49,480
Speaker 1: Do you go on? I hope it's more exciting than Sam,

1461
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,360
Speaker 1: I hope. So, oh my gosh. So you guys remember

1462
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:56,559
Speaker 1: that ihop employee who admitted's turning away Adam Sandler because

1463
01:24:56,560 --> 01:25:00,479
Speaker 1: of overcrowding and he was joking. Say he left because

1464
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 1: the all you can eat deal didn't apply to milkshakes.

1465
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Well, now the Eyehop. That Eyehop has

1466
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:09,400
Speaker 1: announced that started today, they're offering all you can eat

1467
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: drink milkshakes at its Long Island locations. So if you

1468
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,519
Speaker 1: live on Long Island and you can go into Eyehop today,

1469
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 1: you can get lots and lots of milkshakes for free.

1470
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 1: So that's pretty cool. And yeah, all you can eat.

1471
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:26,040
Speaker 1: So TikTok stars Charlie and Dixie Demilio are launching their

1472
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:29,519
Speaker 1: own clothing line. It's called Social Tourists. They are partnering

1473
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 1: with Hollister and apparently it is launching next Thursday, so

1474
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,280
Speaker 1: get ready for that. I don't get why this is

1475
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:39,040
Speaker 1: news because we all went through it. But Gwyneth Paltrow admitted, Oh,

1476
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:43,400
Speaker 1: when I was in quarantine, my diet went out the window.

1477
01:25:43,479 --> 01:25:46,160
Speaker 1: I was drinking and I had bread and I had pasta,

1478
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: no bleep sherlock. We all did, so like why is that? Like,

1479
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't know why I'm even

1480
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 1: reporting it. Well, you knew it wasn't a story that

1481
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,120
Speaker 1: was interesting, but you did it because you thought it

1482
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,479
Speaker 1: was interesting, but because it wasn't interesting, it just makes

1483
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:03,680
Speaker 1: me laugh. I like one of patrol. But it's just

1484
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 1: like that is just a stupid thing to say, because

1485
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:09,000
Speaker 1: everybody did was there, like, you know whatever. Anyway, So

1486
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 1: President Obama and Michelle are mourning the loss of their

1487
01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:15,840
Speaker 1: beloved dog Bow. You all remember Bow, twelve years old,

1488
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: passed away from cancer on Saturday, So our best goes

1489
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: out to them. DJ Khalid has the number one album

1490
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,639
Speaker 1: tops the Billboard two hundred album chart with Khalid Khalid.

1491
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,479
Speaker 1: You know, everybody who's listened to this album has said

1492
01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:31,719
Speaker 1: it is amazing. The collaborations are just insane. The family

1493
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:34,640
Speaker 1: of mac Miller is asking fans not to buy or

1494
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: read the upcoming unauthorized biography. It's called Most Dope The

1495
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:42,879
Speaker 1: Extraordinary Life of Mac Miller. They're saying that they weren't involved,

1496
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 1: that they didn't authorize it. It's not endorsed, so they

1497
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,320
Speaker 1: are not happy about this coming out in January. So

1498
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm jets giving you a heads up. And Trey's Songs

1499
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:53,360
Speaker 1: allegedly had a fight with a woman while they were

1500
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:57,240
Speaker 1: in their cars on Thursday. The argument escalated. The woman

1501
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:00,519
Speaker 1: reported to cops that at some point he tried to

1502
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,000
Speaker 1: bump into her with his car. She got out to

1503
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:05,720
Speaker 1: confront him, and then he sped off and hit her

1504
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 1: hand with his vehicle, so she called the police and

1505
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:11,200
Speaker 1: they said it was like a hit and run and

1506
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 1: there's a whole big investigation going on right now, so

1507
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 1: I'll keep you posting on that. Fryan Finding Dory is

1508
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,560
Speaker 1: on regular television today. You've got The Good Doctor, The

1509
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,280
Speaker 1: Voice The Crime of the Century over on HBO Max.

1510
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:25,400
Speaker 1: And if you want something just fun, especially if you

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Speaker 1: So check it out if you get a chance. And

1514
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,680
Speaker 1: that's my Danielle reports. So when are we going to

1515
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 1: hop into the old school time machine? Well, do you

1516
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:40,160
Speaker 1: want to get what's the problem. We have a song

1517
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 1: that we chose. Yeah, but the file is corrupt and

1518
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:45,400
Speaker 1: it will play the first seven seconds of the song

1519
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:51,840
Speaker 1: and then cut to the last note with inexplicable Yeah,

1520
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:58,719
Speaker 1: just play it here. It is Stacy's mom. Okay, sounds

1521
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:09,720
Speaker 1: good so far? Yeah, where it happened? That's called the

1522
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:14,720
Speaker 1: quick edit. How does it do that? How does it

1523
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,519
Speaker 1: learn how to do that? I don't know, but it

1524
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,240
Speaker 1: does it every time. We can't even get it to

1525
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:23,800
Speaker 1: do anything different. It's mom play it again, maybe the

1526
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 1: second time I work here we go, well, that's not right.

1527
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 1: Hold on? Is that the more music work day? Edit,

1528
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 1: and the more music day because we can play more music?

1529
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:45,560
Speaker 1: We all, there's one song, let's play another. I have

1530
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,160
Speaker 1: an idea. We're gonna play more songs per hour by short.

1531
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:53,600
Speaker 1: Make the song piss though, because I suggested that for

1532
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:55,880
Speaker 1: the time machine and it was actually a good idea

1533
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:00,320
Speaker 1: today and that's what happens. Mom. All right, Well, anyway,

1534
01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:03,360
Speaker 1: let's look for something else, not that, and we'll take

1535
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 1: a Mama said, knock you out. That's a good one.

1536
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:12,120
Speaker 1: How many seconds of that one do we have? As Yeah,

1537
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:14,240
Speaker 1: it's a mom's we look at a mom's song. All right,

1538
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:17,080
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's do it. Okay, right here, we're sure

1539
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:32,040
Speaker 1: what got to do it? Hey? Time? Perfect song for

1540
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:37,679
Speaker 1: the day after Mother's Day? Come on, man, excellent, excellent choice.

1541
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:46,320
Speaker 1: Gandhi yea happy belated Mother's day. Hey, um, you know

1542
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: what I want to do? What? I want to play

1543
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 1: a game? I'm want to play something fun. We have

1544
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:56,200
Speaker 1: something fun? Hey, Nate, Well we have a Mother's Day

1545
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:59,160
Speaker 1: family feud. Apparently, Oh, let's play the feud. We do

1546
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:03,160
Speaker 1: According to Brody. Yeah, oh my god, go find it.

1547
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Okay, Mother's Day family feud coming up,

1548
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:09,880
Speaker 1: let's take a break. We're back after this historian in

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Speaker 1: want to go to? Elvish back to bed show? So

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Speaker 1: there's a meeting today? Uh huh yeah, a staff meeting. Yes, yeah,

1574
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:41,439
Speaker 1: all right. Oh, I'm getting it now. It's on. It's

1575
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:43,920
Speaker 1: gonna own teams. Oh great. I can't get teams to

1576
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:48,760
Speaker 1: work on my computer ever to restart my computer. It's

1577
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:51,760
Speaker 1: such a clunky program. It's ugly. There is a dial

1578
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Speaker 1: in number you can use with teams. You can call

1579
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Speaker 1: in on your phone and be like a speaker phone

1580
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:57,760
Speaker 1: if you wanted. Oh good, So who was it said

1581
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,960
Speaker 1: that I'm not It's not mandatory that I'm there? Yeah, me,

1582
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:07,680
Speaker 1: it's under your name. It says optional like there are

1583
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:12,439
Speaker 1: some other people. Yeah really? Yeah? No, why would I

1584
01:32:12,479 --> 01:32:14,800
Speaker 1: not be invited to a wedding? I mean to I mean,

1585
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:19,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they just left it optional, like

1586
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,920
Speaker 1: scary said maybe it was a reverse psychology thing that

1587
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,320
Speaker 1: by saying you don't have to be here, then you

1588
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:25,920
Speaker 1: would show up. But if they said you have to

1589
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 1: be here, you'd be like, Nope, going home. I have

1590
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:30,719
Speaker 1: more to worry about if you just weren't invited, because

1591
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:32,680
Speaker 1: that means you're the one to fire. Well no, then

1592
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,639
Speaker 1: let me let me to tell you who else was optional.

1593
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,040
Speaker 1: So Alex Agren, who is in charge of like all

1594
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:41,880
Speaker 1: our sales stuff, he is optional. Chris somebody I never

1595
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:45,040
Speaker 1: heard of before. Wait, Steve Dellison, who's also sales optional.

1596
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:49,280
Speaker 1: But they're actually going um but then the rest is

1597
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:51,479
Speaker 1: all It looks like it's all on air staff. No,

1598
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:55,640
Speaker 1: oh no, there's some No, there's some some um no,

1599
01:32:56,000 --> 01:33:00,400
Speaker 1: there's some other departments too. Huh yeah, Well I don't

1600
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 1: know what to do. I feel like if I'm optional,

1601
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:05,439
Speaker 1: I should just not go. But now I'm curious to

1602
01:33:05,479 --> 01:33:08,040
Speaker 1: know what's going on. It's only a fifteen minute meeting too,

1603
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,640
Speaker 1: so it's like, what are they going to say in

1604
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:14,639
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes? Only twelve? So how do you know you're

1605
01:33:14,680 --> 01:33:17,360
Speaker 1: about to be fired? Oh? Hey, do you guys ever

1606
01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 1: have you ever been fired? And you just saw it coming.

1607
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:23,200
Speaker 1: It was on its way. Well, at our company, it's

1608
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,080
Speaker 1: when your key stops working and you can't walk down

1609
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:29,719
Speaker 1: your email right right, Yeah, Scottie B. I wasn't invited

1610
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:34,519
Speaker 1: to this meeting. Am I getting fired? Maybe you're not

1611
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,519
Speaker 1: even I'm not on that list? No you're not, Nate,

1612
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:40,040
Speaker 1: what's the meeting about? I have no clue. I have

1613
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:44,120
Speaker 1: no clue. Can we call um mark and find out? Oh? Yes,

1614
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:49,599
Speaker 1: let's do it on the ads column? Why not Scott fired?

1615
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:53,439
Speaker 1: Maybe someone is getting fired? Yeah, Now I'm curious. I

1616
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:55,920
Speaker 1: gotta show up for this. I have to figure out

1617
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,560
Speaker 1: how to use teams. This is like if you're on

1618
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:03,040
Speaker 1: this step forward anyone not. It's been a pleasure, thank you? Right?

1619
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: Why is that everybody's initial reaction? Oh, we're getting kid? Yeah,

1620
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,880
Speaker 1: I don't think it's just you know, I don't know.

1621
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:14,280
Speaker 1: It's it's weird. I don't know. It's it's like this

1622
01:34:14,439 --> 01:34:17,000
Speaker 1: in in corporate America. Yeah, it's scary. See. I always

1623
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:20,360
Speaker 1: feel like the digital people know before everybody because they're

1624
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,280
Speaker 1: the ones that are told, hey, you got to make

1625
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:25,000
Speaker 1: sure we have to scrub this from the website. Remove

1626
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,519
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran The Morning Show and you have that, so

1627
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:30,320
Speaker 1: she would Ali, who would have the knowledge? Or Tony

1628
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:33,599
Speaker 1: our friend Tony, they would have the knowledge of what's going.

1629
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:35,560
Speaker 1: Can you get one of them on the phone? Call Ali?

1630
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:39,240
Speaker 1: I mean even even DJ Dramos is on this list,

1631
01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:43,600
Speaker 1: like like he, I don't think they're going to fire him? No, no,

1632
01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:45,600
Speaker 1: we love DJ Drama. Yeah I don't. He wouldn't be

1633
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:47,120
Speaker 1: He wouldn't be on there if he was getting let go?

1634
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:49,719
Speaker 1: Oh so so where are you all right? We're all good?

1635
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:54,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you because there was a big meeting called

1636
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:58,519
Speaker 1: in in a city and um, I called the person

1637
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 1: who I thought that meeting was gonna hold the meeting

1638
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:05,760
Speaker 1: and they weren't on the let go So that's that's

1639
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:07,840
Speaker 1: how you know. So if you're on the list, they're

1640
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:09,920
Speaker 1: not going to fire you in front of everybody'll work.

1641
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:15,320
Speaker 1: I'll leave right now. Where are you going, Scottie? You're

1642
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:18,760
Speaker 1: not fired. No one fired. Did you get Alie on

1643
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,880
Speaker 1: the phone. I did have a dream last week that

1644
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,519
Speaker 1: I was getting fired. Remember you told me you'd make

1645
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 1: my dream come true if I didn't start. You're not

1646
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:29,400
Speaker 1: on this list, Frog either, I know I'm not. And

1647
01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:32,360
Speaker 1: Danielle's plan for when she gets fired, isn't going to

1648
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,679
Speaker 1: be able to be executed? If we're all on teams meeting,

1649
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 1: How's she going to run back to her desk and

1650
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,439
Speaker 1: steal her rolla desk? Ali wanted to poop on the desk. Hey,

1651
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:44,479
Speaker 1: I got I got Ali on the alley. Hey, what's up? Well,

1652
01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:47,479
Speaker 1: you're in you're in digital? Uh, you guys know everything first? Uh?

1653
01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:52,280
Speaker 1: Is someone getting fired today? I don't think so, not

1654
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:55,400
Speaker 1: that i've heard. Well, it's a last minute meeting, it's

1655
01:35:55,439 --> 01:35:57,680
Speaker 1: only fifteen minutes long. We're just kind of wondering. And

1656
01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:00,360
Speaker 1: I was told me. I was told it was optional

1657
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,280
Speaker 1: if I wanted to go, great, If not, I don't

1658
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,200
Speaker 1: have to be there, but I have to be there.

1659
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:06,840
Speaker 1: I have to be there. Oh yeah, I don't know.

1660
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:10,599
Speaker 1: Maybe they're getting rid of the whole show. Oh say,

1661
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:14,000
Speaker 1: we're too happy about that, Alie. Yeah, well something to

1662
01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:18,200
Speaker 1: tell Elvis that I don't know? All right? Are we

1663
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:24,479
Speaker 1: just being paranoid? Yes? I feel like you might be. Yeah, Alie,

1664
01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:27,720
Speaker 1: if you find something out, will you let us know? Please? Yeah,

1665
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:31,280
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. All right. It's obvious someone someone's

1666
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:35,960
Speaker 1: uh to someone's not gonna make it in tomorrow, right,

1667
01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:39,719
Speaker 1: and like usually it says like what it's about underneath,

1668
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:42,200
Speaker 1: there's nothing in the notes or nothing. I remember I

1669
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,479
Speaker 1: got a call from a program director one year and

1670
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:48,799
Speaker 1: he said, Elvis, can you meet me in my office

1671
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:51,439
Speaker 1: at noon today? And I said, yeah, I'll come in.

1672
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:54,599
Speaker 1: My show show doesn't start till too Yeah, you don't

1673
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:56,920
Speaker 1: need to bring your head phones to the radio station today.

1674
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:01,840
Speaker 1: I shouldn't bring my headphone. Now you won't need you

1675
01:37:01,880 --> 01:37:04,000
Speaker 1: won't be needing those. Just meet me in my office.

1676
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,200
Speaker 1: We'll have someone let you in because your keycard's not working,

1677
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 1: So there you go. Anyway. I worked at a radio

1678
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:13,479
Speaker 1: station in Tampa one time and a guy was supposed

1679
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:15,560
Speaker 1: to work Thanksgiving and he told the program director he

1680
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:18,959
Speaker 1: used his name. He goes, um, John doesn't work on Thanksgiving.

1681
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:21,120
Speaker 1: He's like, oh really, he goes, well, guess what, John

1682
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:23,599
Speaker 1: doesn't work here anymore. He unplugged his headphones and PD

1683
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:24,960
Speaker 1: plugged is in and he did the rest of his

1684
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:30,880
Speaker 1: shift and fired, Wow, right, maybe that'll happen today. All right,

1685
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,679
Speaker 1: Well we'll let you know. We have to take a break.

1686
01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:34,880
Speaker 1: I think we are going to play the feud, right, yeah,

1687
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:37,400
Speaker 1: if they don't, if they don't fires. First, we're gonna

1688
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:39,599
Speaker 1: do a special Mother's Day feud. It's a day late,

1689
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 1: but we're still in love with our moms. We'll do

1690
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:45,599
Speaker 1: that right after this miss part of Today Show Elvis

1691
01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:53,640
Speaker 1: Durand on demand Every show posted every day only on

1692
01:37:53,720 --> 01:37:57,120
Speaker 1: the high Heart Radio app Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Hey, everybody,

1693
01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,439
Speaker 1: it's straight Nate and when we're doing the show, comfort

1694
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:02,960
Speaker 1: means everything. That's why I only wear mac Weldon, the

1695
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:06,760
Speaker 1: insanely comfortable brand that's reinvented men's basics. So get twenty

1696
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:09,120
Speaker 1: percent off your first order at mack weldon dot com,

1697
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:12,400
Speaker 1: slash Elvis and then use promo code Elvis Elvis dur

1698
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:17,200
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. All right, hello, uncle Johnny, you're

1699
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:20,200
Speaker 1: on the air. Oh okay, Hi always next to me.

1700
01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:22,120
Speaker 1: I was just saying hi to him and the Alex

1701
01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:25,960
Speaker 1: is here with me. Hey, Hi. So we're about to

1702
01:38:26,040 --> 01:38:33,400
Speaker 1: play Family Few. Welcome to the Few, to our new contestants,

1703
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:38,519
Speaker 1: Welcome to the family. I would like to first introduce

1704
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:41,519
Speaker 1: the Durant family. And have we figured out who is

1705
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:44,360
Speaker 1: a member of the Durand family. Yeah, the Durand family

1706
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:49,439
Speaker 1: will be me Elvis Durand my father, my lovely husband

1707
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:55,080
Speaker 1: Alex okay, and our lovely stepson Froggy okay, oh yes,

1708
01:38:56,200 --> 01:39:00,880
Speaker 1: and what about the adopted child scary? I'm scary all right, okay,

1709
01:39:01,479 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 1: lovely that's our family, and uh, the one of the

1710
01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:09,400
Speaker 1: Minarrow family, Daniell, please introduce your lovely family. Playing for

1711
01:39:09,439 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 1: the Minaro family would be my sister Gandhi, my other

1712
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 1: sister Sam. Yeah, my other sister, Uncle Johnny, I'm on

1713
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:23,479
Speaker 1: the sister girl. Is Scotty playing? I don't know. Scotty's

1714
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:27,920
Speaker 1: not even in his studio. You want to come around

1715
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:30,840
Speaker 1: here so we can be on our zoom? Would be good?

1716
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:32,680
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get Uncle Johnny on the zoom. A

1717
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:35,519
Speaker 1: little stage direction and bringing her as we start the feud. Okay,

1718
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,760
Speaker 1: everybody has fun, don't start. Don't start feud yet. We

1719
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:42,799
Speaker 1: gotta get goodness here we go, right, come on, Johnny,

1720
01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:47,479
Speaker 1: Alex as you can. All right, we're waiting here. Comes.

1721
01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 1: Does he have his hair on today? I don't know.

1722
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: This is abuse of a senior citizen. He sounds like

1723
01:39:55,240 --> 01:40:00,200
Speaker 1: we'll make care of you, miss bushcallopsis. Johnny got to

1724
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:08,200
Speaker 1: get really close to Alex. Yeah, yeah, alright, you're right there,

1725
01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:13,200
Speaker 1: where am I? Hi? Hi, Hi, Uncle Johnny. Well, everybody

1726
01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:15,599
Speaker 1: knows how the feud works. We have asked our massive

1727
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:19,320
Speaker 1: studio audience several different questions. Top answers go on the board,

1728
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:22,639
Speaker 1: and obviously, the team that gets the most points wins

1729
01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:25,400
Speaker 1: the round. We have three rounds. Whoever gets two out

1730
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,240
Speaker 1: of three rounds wins the game. Right makes sense? Let

1731
01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:31,720
Speaker 1: the ladies go first. A few okay, ladies, lady, all right?

1732
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,040
Speaker 1: A hundred people were pulled. Top six answers are on

1733
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:37,280
Speaker 1: the board. Name something a mom might ask for on

1734
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:43,360
Speaker 1: Mother's Day? Danielle Flowers, Show me Flowers number one? Answer,

1735
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:46,599
Speaker 1: Now do you want to do you want to play

1736
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,720
Speaker 1: this or do you want to pack? I think we

1737
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:50,920
Speaker 1: want to play? Right, ladies? Yeah, right, all right, here

1738
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:53,680
Speaker 1: we go. All right, sister Gandhi. Name something a mom

1739
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:56,639
Speaker 1: might ask for on mother's day? To be left alone?

1740
01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:03,360
Speaker 1: Let's go alone. It's good, that's goods on six Answer

1741
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:08,040
Speaker 1: a day a day left alone? Answer mister Sam, Sam,

1742
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:13,200
Speaker 1: give me a kiss. Don't forget. We always have to

1743
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 1: kiss each other on this game. So, okay, Name something

1744
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:18,880
Speaker 1: a mom might ask for on mother's Day? How about

1745
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:22,439
Speaker 1: for breakfast to be made for her? Breakfast to be

1746
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:24,639
Speaker 1: made for her so she doesn't have to slave away

1747
01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:26,519
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Oh that's I think that would be.

1748
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:34,639
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry. I am shocked. N thet I'm shocked

1749
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:37,880
Speaker 1: that that wasn't on list. It was close to mine though. Okay,

1750
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:39,800
Speaker 1: well you'll have to come up with a different answer. Okay,

1751
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:42,799
Speaker 1: so you got one strike against you, two more strikes

1752
01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:44,479
Speaker 1: and it goes over to the fellow. So Uncle Johnny

1753
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:46,559
Speaker 1: named something a mom might ask for on Mother's Day

1754
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:52,000
Speaker 1: to be brought out to dinner. Dinner. That's good, that's good.

1755
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:59,719
Speaker 1: Most popular answer. All right, back to you, Danielle. Yes, okay,

1756
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:06,680
Speaker 1: you are a mom. Yep. My answer is jewelry. Jewelry. Yes,

1757
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:12,200
Speaker 1: a lot of mom's like base are simple. It's very simple.

1758
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:18,120
Speaker 1: All right, going challenging about this has all right? What

1759
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:22,320
Speaker 1: what might a mom want on Mother's man? Um, I'm

1760
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:26,560
Speaker 1: gonna say quality time with the family, quality time with

1761
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:29,080
Speaker 1: the good answer, good answer. Yeah, I thought they'd want

1762
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:34,240
Speaker 1: to get away, but maybe they want some quality. Sorry

1763
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:37,240
Speaker 1: to strike o man, Sam, It's up to you to

1764
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,600
Speaker 1: keep this game alive. What what a mom asked for

1765
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:43,200
Speaker 1: on Mother's Day? I'm gonna say something handmade? Yes, my

1766
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:47,680
Speaker 1: mom's always asking for handmade that's good. A craft I

1767
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:56,760
Speaker 1: don't know, a cigarette, ashtray card. What's what's up to

1768
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:58,479
Speaker 1: us to steal? It's up to you, guys. Now we

1769
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,880
Speaker 1: need a communal answer and to win the game. Otherwise

1770
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:06,760
Speaker 1: I say card, I would say sex. Yes, No, I tried.

1771
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:08,519
Speaker 1: I tried to get that for Mother's Day last night.

1772
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:10,960
Speaker 1: It was it was not one thing. A card one

1773
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:14,519
Speaker 1: of the most obvious money money, money, money, a card.

1774
01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:18,360
Speaker 1: Spaw day sounds pretty good. We we did. Somebody did

1775
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:20,840
Speaker 1: say a day off. I don't know if you're thinking about,

1776
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:28,759
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, she wants to be cooked for instead

1777
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:30,120
Speaker 1: of going out to dinner. Maybe she'd like you to

1778
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:32,959
Speaker 1: cook for her. I don't know what a restaurant reservation

1779
01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:37,800
Speaker 1: or something like that. I need an answer, all right,

1780
01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say sex. Good answer. That answer, good answer.

1781
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:55,360
Speaker 1: Let's seem late that mom would rather have she'd rather

1782
01:43:55,479 --> 01:44:01,920
Speaker 1: have money. Quiet out of me about sex? Come? What

1783
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:10,360
Speaker 1: else was missing? Money? In peace and quiet? Yeah, saying

1784
01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:16,679
Speaker 1: it's really kind of the same thing. Isn't this stupid? Stupid?

1785
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 1: And the host is terrible. I don't know why you're bitching.

1786
01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:27,360
Speaker 1: You just want the fre happy. They're never happy. Let's

1787
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:29,320
Speaker 1: go to let's go to round two. Let's see how

1788
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:34,000
Speaker 1: you do this time? Name? All right? You know I

1789
01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:35,920
Speaker 1: don't need this. I don't need to get sassed the

1790
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:40,680
Speaker 1: whole time, the sass word. All right. Now, since the

1791
01:44:40,840 --> 01:44:43,920
Speaker 1: ladies won, do they get to go or does it

1792
01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:45,400
Speaker 1: have to go to you? I don't want to get

1793
01:44:45,439 --> 01:44:48,160
Speaker 1: yelled at here? Just I don't remember. How do we

1794
01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:51,920
Speaker 1: take time? I think we take turn? Okay, here we go, Elvis. Yeah.

1795
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:54,160
Speaker 1: Top six answers are on the bold board from our

1796
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:57,840
Speaker 1: studio audience. They were pulled to answer this question. Name

1797
01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:00,840
Speaker 1: a word that you would probably find mind inside a

1798
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:05,320
Speaker 1: mother's day card? Love? Okay? Yeah, a lot of people

1799
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:09,120
Speaker 1: love their mothers. Yeah, yes, yes. However, it's the number

1800
01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:13,000
Speaker 1: five most popular answers. There are still four answers more

1801
01:45:13,080 --> 01:45:17,200
Speaker 1: popular than this, so gandhi. Name a word you would

1802
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:22,680
Speaker 1: probably find inside a typical mother's day card. Thanks, A

1803
01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:26,880
Speaker 1: lot of people want to thank their mom. Right, don't

1804
01:45:29,080 --> 01:45:32,519
Speaker 1: you play this? Can I redo my answer? I have no? No,

1805
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:37,800
Speaker 1: you get one chance. Okay, so we want to plus play.

1806
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:42,120
Speaker 1: You wanna play? Okay, Froggy, I actually know Alex Alex

1807
01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:45,799
Speaker 1: your turn. Name a word you would probably find inside

1808
01:45:45,840 --> 01:45:51,200
Speaker 1: a typical Mother's Day card caring, caring, if caring is

1809
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:56,120
Speaker 1: on the board. Sorry, Sorry, this is gonna be harder

1810
01:45:56,160 --> 01:46:01,759
Speaker 1: than you think. But that's think about it, froggy inside

1811
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:09,800
Speaker 1: a typical Mother's Day card. Teaching teaching, teaching, like your

1812
01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:15,679
Speaker 1: mom teaches you, teaches you things, you guys, My answer sucked,

1813
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:19,040
Speaker 1: But everybody else is in on there either, so mine

1814
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:25,639
Speaker 1: was on there. You you got two strikes, you got nothing,

1815
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,800
Speaker 1: nothing holding you back here from late going over to

1816
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:30,040
Speaker 1: the lake. I want to say deer because the Cole

1817
01:46:30,160 --> 01:46:35,000
Speaker 1: cards start with deer, like dear mom. Good answer, dear

1818
01:46:35,320 --> 01:46:37,760
Speaker 1: dear d E A R D K. Thank you for

1819
01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:47,000
Speaker 1: the spelling. Is deer in there? No? Mom, I got mom,

1820
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:51,840
Speaker 1: I got this mom, or I got this retty Well,

1821
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:57,439
Speaker 1: it's a communal answer, you best that was on my list? Yes,

1822
01:46:57,640 --> 01:47:01,559
Speaker 1: that's mom e our best. Yes, all three of those. Yeah,

1823
01:47:01,880 --> 01:47:03,519
Speaker 1: no I need one. Uncle Tony, do you want to

1824
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:06,920
Speaker 1: participate in this communal answer? Well, I was trying to think.

1825
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:09,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything except thank you, But that's

1826
01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:15,240
Speaker 1: two words. So what about thanks? Okay, so already said thanks,

1827
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:17,840
Speaker 1: you already did Thanks so I think best. I think

1828
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:22,400
Speaker 1: you're right, it's right, that is right? Okay, best best? Yeah?

1829
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:31,160
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yes? Yes, she shouldn't go America? Why

1830
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:34,639
Speaker 1: did you suck with cars? The answers from number six

1831
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:39,200
Speaker 1: the least popular answer you then love which all this guest,

1832
01:47:39,680 --> 01:47:45,720
Speaker 1: greatest day? Happy? And then Gandhi actually said it mom

1833
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:56,560
Speaker 1: or mother, best and greatest the same thing about you.

1834
01:47:56,920 --> 01:48:00,320
Speaker 1: I did, thank you. I think they have given it

1835
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:02,599
Speaker 1: to us, that have given it to us. I think

1836
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:09,679
Speaker 1: the same word stupid question, the question a word not words.

1837
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:13,080
Speaker 1: Send all of your complaints to David Brody at iHeartMedia

1838
01:48:13,160 --> 01:48:19,360
Speaker 1: dot com. Now we had to tipe break around ye

1839
01:48:22,520 --> 01:48:24,880
Speaker 1: ugly a right break around? Okay, really quickly here, so

1840
01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:29,240
Speaker 1: let's go. I think the ladies are off. I think so, ladies.

1841
01:48:29,479 --> 01:48:31,799
Speaker 1: Top four answers are on the board. On the board.

1842
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:35,479
Speaker 1: Our studio audience was pulled for this question. What would

1843
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:38,080
Speaker 1: you give your wife or baby mama for Mother's Day

1844
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:41,439
Speaker 1: that you would never give to your own mother? Oh?

1845
01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:45,120
Speaker 1: So can we just yell it out? Can we say? Oh?

1846
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:49,120
Speaker 1: I would say Lingerie. Good answer. If lingeris is on there,

1847
01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:57,479
Speaker 1: the most popular answer, we could steal its. Okay, vibrator. Okay,

1848
01:48:57,680 --> 01:49:01,759
Speaker 1: all right, is that your answer? Everybody good with vibrator? Vibrate.

1849
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:07,040
Speaker 1: Let's see if vibrators on? There a sex toy? Sex

1850
01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:09,400
Speaker 1: toy the number one most popular answer. You can either

1851
01:49:09,479 --> 01:49:12,040
Speaker 1: play or pass. Keep in mind there are only two

1852
01:49:12,520 --> 01:49:17,040
Speaker 1: two answers left. Yes, okay, read the question again. Okay,

1853
01:49:17,360 --> 01:49:19,519
Speaker 1: what would you give your wife or baby mama for

1854
01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:22,240
Speaker 1: Mother's Day that you would never give to your own mom?

1855
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:26,840
Speaker 1: I think a scary return? Right, No, you're playing, you're playing? Okay, yeah,

1856
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:28,400
Speaker 1: we're playing, so we have to go. Do you want

1857
01:49:28,439 --> 01:49:31,400
Speaker 1: to do? You want a player? Pass? Two answers? Yeah,

1858
01:49:31,479 --> 01:49:45,240
Speaker 1: let's play, all right, Um, how about handcuffs? sEH, my goodness?

1859
01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:50,760
Speaker 1: Then what else would you not give? Uh? You didn't?

1860
01:49:52,920 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: A bottle of liquor? Yes, scary mom? Okay, let's see

1861
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:05,719
Speaker 1: if flickers on? All right, Alex the husband of Elvis, Okay,

1862
01:50:05,840 --> 01:50:07,880
Speaker 1: name something you would give your wife a baby mama

1863
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:09,400
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day that you would never give to your

1864
01:50:09,439 --> 01:50:18,040
Speaker 1: own mom. Another baby? Let's see, did you see what

1865
01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:22,280
Speaker 1: he physically did? What he's let's see if that's a

1866
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:29,680
Speaker 1: board guess would be another baby? So we have one

1867
01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:32,600
Speaker 1: more answer. What would you give your I think this

1868
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:36,000
Speaker 1: is Elvis, this is back to you. You took my answer. Um, okay,

1869
01:50:36,080 --> 01:50:39,800
Speaker 1: what would you give to your baby mama that you

1870
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:44,559
Speaker 1: wouldn't give to your own mother? Did we already do sex? Yes?

1871
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:51,759
Speaker 1: Number two? Ask me the question one more time. Would

1872
01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:53,479
Speaker 1: you give your wife a baby mama for Mother's Day

1873
01:50:53,520 --> 01:50:55,320
Speaker 1: that you would never give to your own mom? A

1874
01:50:55,520 --> 01:51:01,559
Speaker 1: long tongue kiss? Okay, let me see if that's on there. Sorry,

1875
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:06,639
Speaker 1: got one more? You got one more? Buzz Okay, back togy, froggy,

1876
01:51:07,400 --> 01:51:09,080
Speaker 1: Come on, froggy. Did you give your wife a be

1877
01:51:09,960 --> 01:51:14,960
Speaker 1: a romantic vacation? Let see if that's on there? No, sorry,

1878
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:21,160
Speaker 1: all right, ladies, lad what'd you do? I gave her

1879
01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:26,479
Speaker 1: a joint? I love uncle Johnny. I said, what are

1880
01:51:26,479 --> 01:51:28,320
Speaker 1: you doing? Mom? She's good enough for you, it's good

1881
01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:34,200
Speaker 1: enough for me. Okay, this is a joint like a

1882
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:37,720
Speaker 1: massage like I can't think of anything more creative than that,

1883
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:43,639
Speaker 1: right now, your own massage, like a personal do it yourself?

1884
01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:46,560
Speaker 1: Someone has something better? I mean, I think, I mean, no,

1885
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:52,400
Speaker 1: what's what's horse? We gotta go here? We gotta go

1886
01:51:52,520 --> 01:51:57,439
Speaker 1: with that, all right? So yeah, right down to win

1887
01:51:57,720 --> 01:52:10,440
Speaker 1: the entire game. You. We get a massage for Mother's Day. Yeah, ye, revelations.

1888
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:15,000
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing a feud to take a break

1889
01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:26,240
Speaker 1: right a night in a skanky motel. Who okay, that's break. Okay,

1890
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:30,200
Speaker 1: thank you, let's take a break. You thank you. I

1891
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,840
Speaker 1: want to y'all listening every morning, My lady even listening

1892
01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:36,479
Speaker 1: to you so loves to Rand in the morning show.

1893
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:40,000
Speaker 1: We survived a Monday. Let's come back and do it tomorrow.

1894
01:52:40,120 --> 01:52:42,240
Speaker 1: Let's do it tuesday. What are we watching on TV? Daniel?

1895
01:52:42,439 --> 01:52:45,160
Speaker 1: We're loving girls five have over on the peacock. If

1896
01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:46,760
Speaker 1: you want to laugh and you want to have fun,

1897
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:49,719
Speaker 1: I would watch that good idea till tomorrow. See peaceide

1898
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:52,040
Speaker 1: everybody anyway