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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nick Yes, Nikki, Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Monday. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So happy to be that here um in our podcast

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Speaker 1: studio in St. Louis, Missouri. You know what, people don't

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Speaker 1: even know I'm in St. Louis. It's wild how many

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Speaker 1: of my friends in LA in New York have no

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Speaker 1: idea I live in St. Louis. They all think I'm

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Speaker 1: in the other place, whether it's New York or l A.

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Speaker 1: And let them think that. Why not. I can be

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Speaker 1: there in a moment's notice. It's just a short Southwest

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Speaker 1: flight away. God, I love Southwest. I could do without

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Speaker 1: the flight attendants making jokes. Yesterday, our flight attendant was

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Speaker 1: really taking some liberties before we took off. I guess

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Speaker 1: they can't start the actual you know, nuts and bolts

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Speaker 1: of like the like the script until you leave the gate,

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Speaker 1: until you pull off the gate. I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: because he was just rambling. And then as soon as

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Speaker 1: we pulled off, he goes, okay, sorry, guys, I was stalling.

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Speaker 1: But he said something about I had my air pods

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Speaker 1: in which muffle everything. But I I overheard him going

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Speaker 1: like because we're Americans and they are We're it's all

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Speaker 1: America on this flight. And I was just like let

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Speaker 1: it and then I took it out, and I think

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Speaker 1: he realized he was I think he was making it

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Speaker 1: like he was just rambling, and then he realized it

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Speaker 1: sounded like trumpy. And then he goes, and maybe there's

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Speaker 1: some visitors here. I'm like visitors, like or or what

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Speaker 1: did he call them? I don't even know. I mean, no,

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Speaker 1: what you are a visitor visitor to this country? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean you moved here at what age? When I

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Speaker 1: was seven? Seven? When did you get your citizen ship?

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Speaker 1: I was a teenage I think it was maybe like

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Speaker 1: sixteen or seventeen. Did you have to take the test

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Speaker 1: and like go through all the and like memorize all

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Speaker 1: the stuff that we as Americans don't know? Well, I

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Speaker 1: I was in uh school, I think I was in

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Speaker 1: junior high school or I was in high school, and um,

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Speaker 1: I just remember kind of freaking out about it, like

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Speaker 1: a test, but it wasn't anything too complicated. Gloves of

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Speaker 1: Tango recently took it and he was quizzing us on stuff,

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Speaker 1: and uh, he asked me what did he ask he

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Speaker 1: asked what were the original thirteen colonies? And I embarrassingly

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Speaker 1: everyone at the table. It was Anya. It was on

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Speaker 1: one of the It was the first stop of our

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Speaker 1: tour in San Antonio. We went out to dinner the

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Speaker 1: night before. It was me, my assistant Jen h Slash,

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Speaker 1: co tour manager, co tour manager, Matt Pond. Matt Pond

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Speaker 1: p a is his uh musical name on your Marina.

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Speaker 1: Andrew and Gleb Glub's quizing us, and I'm nailing most

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Speaker 1: of the questions. They're easy, Uh like first president, who

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Speaker 1: signed the um name some people who signed the Declaration

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Speaker 1: of Independence? What is the Bill of Rights? Stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: And then he said one of the original thirteen colonies.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, I don't I was like Jamestown. I

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Speaker 1: said Rowanoke, and everyone goes Roanoke, Roanoke, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, I was thinking of like actual

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Speaker 1: little towns, but the thirteen colonies were like states. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, And you know what, fuck it, I

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Speaker 1: know what I know and I and you know what.

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Speaker 1: I want to do a segment on the show because

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Speaker 1: Andrew and I find ourselves being so stupid so often

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Speaker 1: and I am a know it all for sure, and

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Speaker 1: I don't. I want to make it clear to everyone

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Speaker 1: that although I think I'm very smart about in some areas,

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Speaker 1: I very stupid about other stuff. I remember one time

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Speaker 1: on You up On when we were doing the Serious Show,

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Speaker 1: we kind of toyed with doing the segment and we

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Speaker 1: just tossed out a general question that was what is physics?

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Speaker 1: And boy was that hilarious to listen to us try

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Speaker 1: to describe in generality what physics toords. So I think

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Speaker 1: a fun segment would be, um, are you like? Like

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Speaker 1: are you dumber than a fifth grader? But like how

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Speaker 1: dumb are you? And then me and Andrew try to

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Speaker 1: describe like concepts like what is geometry? Or um try

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Speaker 1: your best to explain what a black hole is? Or

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Speaker 1: string theory, these things that like I would, I would

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Speaker 1: be like the you know how string theory is the

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Speaker 1: name of the book I read too, learn how to

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Speaker 1: do cats cradle with that weird string that you do?

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Speaker 1: That I still know how to do Jacob's letter, That's

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Speaker 1: the only one I can still do. Did you ever

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Speaker 1: do those? No where with the little strings? Are you

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Speaker 1: like this? This? And then you go this as a kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I never like, I never got it. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: forget where we flew into Cancount. Yeah, we're at the

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Speaker 1: airport waiting. Um we saw two little girls doing this,

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Speaker 1: yeah patty kick, but like doing doing the one that's

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Speaker 1: like really like a lot of different movements. Andrew and

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Speaker 1: I have a fun handshake. That's what we used to

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Speaker 1: do with kids, before phones and tablets and drugs. We

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Speaker 1: used to just make up little handshakes. And I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know it's been said before, but what the hell

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Speaker 1: did we do before phones? Last night, Andrew didn't have

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Speaker 1: his phone with him. Did you see the video I posted?

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Speaker 1: He or he had his phone, but it died on

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Speaker 1: the plane. And this guy like it made I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get off my phone because I felt so bad,

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Speaker 1: Like it was like eating a sandwich and someone's in

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Speaker 1: front of someone who start thing. He's just like, so

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Speaker 1: what are your like, what are your apps doing? Like?

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Speaker 1: What what's going on with ways? He just wanted to

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Speaker 1: know anything. Now he didn't he was. He was just

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Speaker 1: like looking at the road. I don't even know. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to know what was going on in that

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Speaker 1: brain of his. He was very He was chewing on

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Speaker 1: a lot of skin last night or yesterday, which is

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Speaker 1: his anxiety thing. And I know it doesn't help for

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Speaker 1: me to go, what's going on? Dude? You're chewing on

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Speaker 1: your hand a lot? Are you anxious? Like I was

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Speaker 1: trying to like, but being around someone who's constantly gnawing,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, is it something I'm doing? And yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could have been. Well, we'll get to the root

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Speaker 1: of it. Now. What did you do as a child

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Speaker 1: to pass the time? Like what we're If you were

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Speaker 1: But like you know, when you were a kid and

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Speaker 1: didn't you know, let's not say, let's say you didn't

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Speaker 1: watch work with no technology, what were you doing? Well,

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Speaker 1: if I was in a waiting room, I used to

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Speaker 1: have like the mad libs to do that for entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Math lips were so fun and you learn, um, you

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Speaker 1: know about grammar right exactly. They used to make me

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Speaker 1: laugh so hard reading them back. You are so cute.

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Speaker 1: I can only imagine a little Noah reading back. Now

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Speaker 1: give me an adjective, and then it's just like green

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Speaker 1: and you're like green slime. It works like you're just

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Speaker 1: being so cute. Mad lives were so fun. We used

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Speaker 1: they were like a treat, Like why couldn't we just

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Speaker 1: have mad libs all the time? Do you ever think

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Speaker 1: about the things you got as a treat as a kid,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, that wasn't that like expensive my parents?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like disney Land. My parents could have just

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Speaker 1: gotten us. Mad lips are like a buck for four

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Speaker 1: of them for like you know those they came where

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Speaker 1: the binding is at the top, kind of like a notebook.

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Speaker 1: And then did you ever do word searches? You know?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, like like that puzzle and you would have

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Speaker 1: fun love those. I loved all the word games. Those

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Speaker 1: are fun for children. When you see an adult doing

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Speaker 1: a word search, you need to be a special needs

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Speaker 1: adult or I need you to explain yourself if no

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Speaker 1: adults should be doing word searches. Sometimes already for quah

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Speaker 1: uh comedian post these things on Instagram. You know these

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Speaker 1: dumb memes that are like the first two words you

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Speaker 1: see are the words are the things that are most

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Speaker 1: important to you, And like they'll be like six and

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Speaker 1: then they'll be like horny and diamonds, money, family, and

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Speaker 1: it's just like I always just see, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I see a myriad. No, I just see like I

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Speaker 1: and you fall for those things where we always want

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Speaker 1: to know things about ourselves. And like, that's what I've

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Speaker 1: realized on these TikTok's, anything that tells you about yourself

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Speaker 1: people love. This is the TikTok I keep saying, is

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Speaker 1: the one that's like, will you do it with me? Noah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is the TikTok And this is the TikTok voice

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Speaker 1: if you will. I mean it's not usually this is

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Speaker 1: a man's voice that does it. You know how they

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Speaker 1: pick an audience. I don't know. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: explain TikTok to anyone, and if I do need to

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Speaker 1: explain it, just don't listen to this podcast. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: Please do. But there's this voice that isn't all the

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Speaker 1: TikTok's that's so annoying. This voice is not used for

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Speaker 1: this particular TikTok. This TikTok is rampant on there, but

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Speaker 1: it's usually a guy's voice being like, if you want

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Speaker 1: the TikTok voice. So if you want to know what

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Speaker 1: then raise your eyebrows. Now stop, then drop everything. Then

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Speaker 1: drop your smile. Okay, no smile, it goes smile without

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Speaker 1: doing anything, raise your eyebrows and then drop it all.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, drop no, drop drop the smile. We gotta

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Speaker 1: find it. But it's so fun because you do it

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Speaker 1: when you're watching it. There was another one the other

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Speaker 1: day that was like, here's how to take the perfect selfie,

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Speaker 1: and it was like, raise your eyebrows, squint your eyes,

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Speaker 1: say the letter L but don't say it and it

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Speaker 1: makes you do a face that is like a hot face.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, do you want to see my hot

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Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't good for our audio listeners, but

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Speaker 1: we got some you know video up in this, bitch.

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Speaker 1: This is my um. What's your like? Go to wait?

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Speaker 1: I bet I could do your go to pose? No,

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Speaker 1: because I've posed so many pictures with you. God, you

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Speaker 1: looked so hot in that one in too loom. It

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Speaker 1: like made me angry. I do like an up as

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Speaker 1: much as like I used you know, like girls used

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Speaker 1: to always take pictures from above, and the joke used

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Speaker 1: to be like, hey, dad, could you get on a

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Speaker 1: you know, a high dive and take a picture of

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Speaker 1: me so that it's like hides double chins and it

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Speaker 1: makes you look really but that's not I look better

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Speaker 1: from below, like my angle I kind of look good

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Speaker 1: with when I'm like, what's up? And I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I think it's because it makes my lip look a

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Speaker 1: a thin lip bitch. Y'all know it. Um. I did

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Speaker 1: recently get a lip flip though. I got a little

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Speaker 1: injectables right here and it makes it go brup. It's

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. I just got a Sephora hall. I want

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Speaker 1: and um. And you know, like, if there are guys

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Speaker 1: listening to this, you're not interested. Maybe you have girls

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Speaker 1: in your life and you need to get them a gift.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we'll find something in here that you would be

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Speaker 1: into getting. I got this last night. Um, I do

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Speaker 1: not remember what I ordered late at night on Sephora,

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Speaker 1: on my Sephora app. Um, I did this on stage

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Speaker 1: when I tend to drink more caffeine and I'm flying

423
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: anxieties up even though I don't feel that. You always

424
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: tell me to get you a cold brew, and I

425
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 1: always get you an iced coffee because cold brew is

426
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 1: so much more caffeine. And I don't think you know that.

427
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 1: I think you just think it's another word for ice coffee.

428
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: And I was right, No, not completely. I knew cold brew.

429
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know how much stronger it was. Yeah, I'm

430
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: just trying to I mean, I'm trying to help you

431
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 1: out a little bit here and there. You love changing

432
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: my order. You get my order and then you go, well,

433
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: this is actually what Because the thing is Andrew doesn't

434
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: even yesterday at the because Andrew will just happen, let

435
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: me get a let me get He doesn't know what

436
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: he wants. He doesn't Andrew so often, but it's true.

437
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: Yesterday we were we were at the airport. Don't go,

438
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: don't do it. I did it. There's food in there

439
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: actually from either the pizza last night. No midnight ships

440
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: by the way, I just had a pizza late at

441
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: night at so yeah, I had a morning ship. But anyways, Yeah, yesterday,

442
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: we get to the airport a little bit early, and

443
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: I get through sooner than him because I'm t s

444
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: a Prix and he's regular, he's one of the polabs.

445
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: And I get through, and I am well, I I

446
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,959
Speaker 1: like it's a shore. It's not a long terminal like

447
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 1: we're talking a quarter mile back and forth right like

448
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: not even back and forth like the whole thing. And

449
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: I like to go about every food option, especially when

450
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: I have time before I select what I want because

451
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: I want to have the best possible want. Now, if

452
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: we're talking there's like four terminals, I'm not where I

453
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: have a short amount of time. I'm not gonna I'm

454
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: gonna just choose something. I always mitigate, you know, But

455
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: Andrew will always he will just pick what's right in

456
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: front of him, as opposed to walking one gate down

457
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: that might have his favorite thing he's ever eaten. He'd

458
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: rather eat a shitty sandwich that will just do the trick. Now,

459
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're an Andrew or Nikki, if

460
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 1: you're a llama or a hedgehog, but hedgehogs just take

461
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 1: whatever's in front of them, and lamas like to select, No,

462
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: what are you in this scenario when ms are in

463
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: an airport, they're always very discerning in this scenario on

464
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: the Llama. Now, okay, and this goes for everything with you, Andrew, Like,

465
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: if you would go to a store and the first

466
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: rack of clothing you would see, you would instead of

467
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: going throughout the whole store. Now, granted, you're saving time,

468
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: but I almost don't think you're saving time because the

469
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: sandwich that you eat is gonna make you. You You could

470
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: find something that goes through your system better, and then

471
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: you would spend less time on the toilet because you

472
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: looked a little harder. Because I looked harder and went

473
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: to one place that I go Pizzas Coffee is not

474
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: gonna have salads because all these salads are like you

475
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: look at a salad and you go, well, this is

476
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: more um nutritious and like better for you than this

477
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: vegan rap. They had a vegan rap yesterday at this place,

478
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's what I'm gonna get. Then

479
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: I go, let me just check these salads over here.

480
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: Every salad was like seven and eighty calories for half

481
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: of it. And I'm like, this is for like a

482
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: vegetarian salad that looks it's called like healthy salad. I'm like,

483
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: and then it's like there was thirty nine grams of

484
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: sugar in one of these salads. And I literally go,

485
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And this guy next to me like

486
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: looked at me, and I go, I go third. I

487
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: didn't even say it, but I'm like, thirty nine grams

488
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: of sugar in this salad that has ed a Mommy,

489
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: it looks like it's just lying to you about being healthy.

490
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: But those cranberries and then the dressing. I know it

491
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm obsessed with food, but that's You've gotta

492
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: read labels, not because of calories, but you just don't

493
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: think salads are gonna And I know this is everyone goes, oh,

494
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 1: salads are we We already know, Nikki that salads can

495
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: be jernky. I'm not talking about salads with fried chicken

496
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: on them. That's why people go, oh, fried chicken and

497
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: cheese on salads, that's really a salad. I'm talking about

498
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: salads that look healthy by all aspects of it. So

499
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: then I went a little bit further and I found

500
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: the most delicious thing I've ever had in an airport,

501
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: quinoa with all these roasted vegetables in this vinagrette that

502
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: was light and not too sugary, and it was divine.

503
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: And I would have just settled for that dumb salad

504
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: and not use the dressing because of the sugar, and

505
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: not eating the cran beers, and it would have been bland.

506
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: And I didn't do that because I wanted I just

507
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: went a little bit. You didn't even ask me if

508
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 1: I liked my food. I like my food. I had

509
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: a chicken salad sandwich with a little too much lettuce

510
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: on there, so I got rid of a lettuce. It

511
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: was on a croissant, just French, and I had Nacho Dorito's,

512
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: which I didn't I know, I rarely eat chips, but

513
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: I felt like putting some chips on top of the sandwich.

514
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: I chipped it up. It was a little crunchy, a

515
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: little soft burrito. Delicious. Yeah, and a diet coke. Popped

516
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: it off of the diet coke. It's not my best meal,

517
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: it's not my healthiest meal. Talking about the meal we're

518
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: talking about, um just going doing a little bit more

519
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: to make it that much better. And and and you

520
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: like the other day you posted a backstage picture of

521
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: you wearing the onesie that I got. So Noah, let

522
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: me explain those outfits that you may have seen on tour.

523
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: So I I love to really I'm trying to go

524
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift like, you know, reputation tour lover. Like I'm

525
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: trying to dress like a pop star on stage because

526
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: why not. You know, these are big theaters, it's a

527
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: big event. I can and I want to just respect

528
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: the audience to be like I dressed up for you.

529
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm really like giving it my all and it makes

530
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: me feel important and pretty and fun. And so I

531
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: was on Rent the Runway because I've been buying outfits.

532
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: They're like four dollars for a dress and then I

533
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: don't wear it again and I can give it to

534
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: my mom to sell on eBay and she can like sorry,

535
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: I just she can tell people like Nikki Glazer war this,

536
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: but people are gonna be like who or I don't

537
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: even they don't even care. It's not gonna reasell for

538
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: anywhere close to four hundred. Or I can do Rent

539
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: the Runway, which I used to love to do. I

540
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: used to do their monthly fee with it like a

541
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: hundreds of the bucks and you get four outfits and

542
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: you can rotate them as much as you want. And

543
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun with that for a

544
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: while until I realized Rent the Wrong Way like their

545
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: their buyers were just buying some really ugly stuff. But

546
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: I recently went on there because they go, oh well,

547
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: I never looked at their like fun like stage where

548
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: like night out dresses. I was always buying like you know,

549
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: daywere and they have so much fun stuff. The thing

550
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: about Rent the Wrong Way is, and let me just

551
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: tell you you guys should all do this. You and

552
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: your friends can wear the same exact thing if you

553
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: buy a Rent the Runway thing and you rent it

554
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: for four or eight days. I had to return it today.

555
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: Actually I was looking and they give you so they

556
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: let you pick out a size that you think is

557
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: your size, and then they let you get one exercise

558
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: for free just in case that one doesn't fit. Because

559
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: you know, you can't try it on there, And so

560
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: I realized, I generally know what size I'm gonna be.

561
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: Why don't I buy an extra size that would either

562
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: fit Anya or Andrew so that we can match when

563
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: we do the dance at the end. And so, yeah,

564
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: run the one is a little suspicious when I'm getting

565
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: a size what my size, and then a size fourteen also,

566
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: which is like kind of the spectrum you might eat

567
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: that bigger salad, you know. Yeah, maybe I could just

568
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: tell them if they asked, Well, I don't lie, but

569
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: I could tell them I could. I could just be

570
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: doing a role where I'm pregnant and uh in the

571
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 1: in the play that I'm wearing this for um and

572
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: so I yeah, you were wearing this insane jumper that

573
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: made you kind of look like Harry Styles. You loved

574
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: the pants, which were like kind of a flared pink pant.

575
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: He loved them. Gave me a big moose knuckle though,

576
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: and a and a sidecock which look terrible. But anyways,

577
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: go ahead, what do you mean it didn't look terrible.

578
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: You're a little proud of your penis. It just looks

579
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: like because the pants were so high, it looked like

580
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: my my dick hanged farther than it normally it on

581
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: a normal Parapan illusion. I like that. Yeah, I felt

582
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: like David Cockerfield. We know what happened to the Statue

583
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: of Liberty. Everybody made that thing disappear. Illusion run the runway.

584
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: So then um, Andrew takes a picture back stage of

585
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: the I'm on stage. I go, Andrew, he's when I

586
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: So I go out in an outfit to to on

587
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: you finishes her song. I come out with her and

588
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: then one outfit. The audience goes, oh, this is what

589
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: she's wearing. Okay, we thought we'd expect more. And I go, no, no, no,

590
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: just wait, I'm going to do an outfit change. Next

591
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: time you see me, I will look different. So then

592
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: I go back. Andrew does ten minutes. I have ten

593
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: minutes to change into the jumper. I changed into the jumper.

594
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: I go out on stage, Andrew h comes off stage.

595
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: Then by the end of the two hours that I

596
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: did on Saturday night, two hours of stand up new

597
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: stand up, and I was scared that I didn't have

598
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: twenty new minutes. So thank you Monterey for staying or

599
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: Nappa for staying out late that night, Andrew, while I'm

600
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: on stage in those two hours, he takes a picture

601
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: of himself backstage in the outfit. Maybe this wasn't yeah,

602
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: and then I put it on again in Nappa Yeah,

603
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: but you took a picture backstage, and then I saw

604
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: it when I came off stage, and I go, Andrew,

605
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: just wait to post something. Can't you just wait until

606
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: I can take a picture that isn't. His picture is blurry,

607
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: it's foggy because he didn't wipe his lens. It's not

608
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: even a it's a selfie in the mirror. He could

609
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: have framed it, so he doesn't understand that I'm not.

610
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't think what do you. I understand that it

611
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: could look cleaner and better. I like when it looks rugged,

612
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: and I'm already in this pink outfit, so it's like

613
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't want it to like look perfect. I think

614
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: it's funnier. I'm leaning towards funny. The picture is already funny.

615
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: I I would have to say that I don't think

616
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: you understand. And I've told you this before, and maybe

617
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm so out of line here lighting in a picture,

618
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: and like the way it looks esthetically is so in

619
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: the color and the brightness and the just the pleasingness

620
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: of the picture means something. I know it could be

621
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: better when I'm started in Instagram live yesterday in our

622
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: cab on the way home. We started one on nicki

623
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: glazer Pod. Thank you to everyone who watched. We started

624
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: one in the cab. Andrew goes, we're live and it

625
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: was dark. There was no lights in the cab. I

626
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: think you're you lean towards the side of anal about things.

627
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: You and I leaned towards more. No, I don't know.

628
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: I lean we're on opposite sides of the spectrum. Some

629
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: would say you're over analytical, like over look at my room.

630
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: I am not that anal when it comes to clean

631
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: stuff and oh no, but if it was on video,

632
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: we go, hey, let's go video your your room and

633
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: put it on your main Instagram. That ship's going to

634
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Speaker 1: be clean as fuck. No, no, it won't be clean.

635
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: What it will be as well lit, because I do

636
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: know that on Instagram when I'm scrolling, I tend to

637
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: like photos that are bright. When you put your phone

638
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: in gray scale and make it boring looking, that's a

639
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: way for people to stay off their phones more because

640
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: everything looks boring brightness and lighting and a photo having

641
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: good contrast. And if you send it to me, I

642
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: can put it in snap Seat, which is my photo

643
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: editor app that I paid five I can give me

644
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: thirty seconds and I can make a photo. And I

645
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: bet you anything it will get at least you do

646
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: the snap Sea thing. Obviously they've already seen the photo

647
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. I'm gonna do a side by side

648
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: in my stories and do a poll on which one

649
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: do you like. I wouldn't have I wouldn't have allowed

650
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: you to give me that photo because it was so grainy,

651
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: and I would have just asked you to stand in

652
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: some good lighting and I would have taken a photo

653
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: and then two seconds later you would have had a

654
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: photo that would have killed My thing is is that

655
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: I feel like my uh lack of awareness and stuff

656
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: a noise like annoyed as you. Yeah, it really does.

657
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: And whenever you're o c D like, I'm so flattered

658
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: when everyone thinks I'm o c D because it makes

659
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: me feel like I'm clean, but I'm not. But your

660
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: your attentiveness to detail and needing something to be perfect

661
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: when you want it to be perfect, doesn't really annoy

662
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: me them, like things get to you that I do

663
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: more than I feel like the other way around. I know,

664
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: but it doesn't need to be a two way straight

665
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, No, you don't drive on those I understand

666
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: that it's annoying. How annoyed I get at you. I

667
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: just want you. I just know that you could get

668
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: like likes means something to you and like it would

669
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: help your brand, Like I'm just trying to help you

670
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: get your followers and have more aesthetically pleasing stuff. And

671
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: I get that you just put stuff up and it's

672
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: like rugged, and there's a part of you that there's

673
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: a part of that about you that is so beautiful,

674
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: and I wish I could embrace, like the way that

675
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 1: you write some of your jokes. It's like the way

676
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: it comes out, the way you say it right away,

677
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: it's like so brilliant and you never even need to

678
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: touch it again and it just works. And then and

679
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: there's also something about how you can be happy with

680
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: whatever sandwiches they have backstage you don't need. But for me,

681
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: you know, when I ask you, like, like, uh, you

682
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: know when we got off stage on in Napa or

683
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: in Monterey, when I got off stage. Uh An yet

684
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: said before, like, are we going to do dinner? And

685
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: I go, guys, I already put on my writer everything

686
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: I want to like satisfy me for food for tonight.

687
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: I kind of just like eat all my snacks for

688
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: dinner and I like that. And I made it clear

689
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: to you, guys. I sent each of you an email

690
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: from my assistant saying what would you like on the writer,

691
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: so that whenever you're hungry backstage, you have exactly what

692
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: you would want, and none of you put anything on it.

693
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: It's free food. I put a couple of things. I

694
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: put cashews and dates. I should put some chicken salad

695
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: and some But Andrew is a person that when you

696
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: the other night, you know I went to the grocery,

697
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: I was going to Whole Foods Foods, I finished my

698
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: run and I took a scooter to Whole Foods because

699
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: it was too far away. After my run, you scooted

700
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: from our apartment to No No No. I went on

701
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: a run and then my run went didn't end exactly

702
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: where I wanted it to at four miles. I was

703
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: stopped at four miles and so then I scooted the

704
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: rest of the way on my little line was so fun,

705
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: I wrote Andrew, and I go, hey, I'm at Whole Foods.

706
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: Do you want anything? And I always know what he wants,

707
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: A zv we we always want more zvia and so

708
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: that's a foregone conclusion. Um. And he wrote back, no,

709
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm good, And then I had already grabbed him four pizza,

710
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: three pizzas, No, two pizzas, one for myself, which he

711
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: ate the one that was for me. But that's okay.

712
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you I got you too. How am

713
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: I supposed to know that? Because it was vegan? And

714
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: then I got you two cauliflower ones for you've been

715
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh I thought, I thought I brought It doesn't matter.

716
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: But this is why I don't ask, because I don't care.

717
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: Does hurt your feelings? It doesn't hurt my feelings. But

718
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: you break when you break things down. You're so attentive

719
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: to these kind of things that I'd rather have you

720
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: not get me anything, and then it just be separate

721
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: and we have a boundary there. Rather than you go, well,

722
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: I got you this pizza and then this pizza was

723
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: for me, he goes, no, I'm good, and I go,

724
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: I got you pizzas. I'm already in line, it's fine,

725
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: and he goes, thanks, and that was it. So that

726
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: I got home and guess who immediately puts a pizza

727
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: in the oven because he has nothing else to eat.

728
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: I knew he had no food at home. That's I

729
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: knew that already because I live here. What would you

730
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 1: have done? What I've eaten without you? I can eat

731
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: without you? But listen, I go, no, I go, what

732
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: would you have done if I didn't get you that

733
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: pizza that's now in the oven? And he goes, I

734
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: would have gone to Whole Foods and I go, but

735
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: I was there and I asked if you wanted something,

736
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: and I would have bought it for you. And why

737
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just tell me? Because I because, like I said,

738
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not being like I need to do

739
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: it myself whatever, but I just feel like when we

740
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: start buying things for each other, it just it can affect.

741
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: Like today I add a Zevia and you're like, hey,

742
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: can you wait on to Zevia? Then that makes me go, well,

743
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to share anymore because now there's counting.

744
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: Now there's not counting. I just don't have a lot left.

745
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: But there was no, there was a fool fool for me.

746
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: That's not all I need two cases, I know. But

747
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: so like before I left, right and I don't. This

748
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: is why, like I bought a whole thing of ZeVA.

749
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: When I got back there was no Zevia left. I

750
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: don't give a ship because you've gotten a ton of

751
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: ship and I I try to get just as much

752
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: ship and think about it as well. But so then

753
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: when you go, hey, don't have anymore Zevia, when it's

754
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: one of the say don't, I said, hey, would it

755
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: be okay if you ate drank the spin drifts that

756
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: we got? Said a ton of spin drifts that you like?

757
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: And I go, can you have spin drifts until you

758
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: get us more Zevia? That's all I said. I know,

759
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 1: But then that but why does that make you feel

760
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: so sad? I didn't say it's what the funk? I

761
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: wasn't throwing things at you. I think, Um, you're scared

762
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: of just being confronted about anything. Yeah, I mean, I

763
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: just don't understand what the what's so bad about me

764
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: saying hey, these z is that? I but you're not

765
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: scared to confront no? Because why so? I think that's

766
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: where we have a disconnect because I think like times

767
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: when like like yesterday, like we're in a car and

768
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: you wanted to put something on on the radio that

769
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: wasn't for me at all, and he didn't ask me

770
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: at all, and I know that we're all You said,

771
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: can you take this off the radio? And I said, okay,

772
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I almost just had it

773
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: on the whole time. Well, that would have been you

774
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: not having boundaries. And that's not my fault. I'm not

775
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: saying it's your fault. I'm I'm saying it's partly my

776
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: fault too. Like I was honestly putting it on because

777
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be better than you

778
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: being in silence with me listening with my headphones, which

779
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: was I think for me it would have been better

780
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: with low music with that in your ears. I couldn't

781
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: have music on because I needed to hear it. Yeah,

782
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: well I ended up playing lay Miss on my left here.

783
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: But I will say I looked at your phone when

784
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 1: we were when we were flying and you were sleeping

785
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: next to me, and it's it was lame as like

786
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: I dreamed most time going by. It's just so funny

787
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: that Andrew is like wearing all this golf attire, like

788
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: just such a dude, and it's just lame miss on

789
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: its pond like constantly. Why don't we have singly miss

790
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: on our lives. There is a castle cloud. I like

791
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: to go there in my sleep. We need to get

792
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: too news. Please pull up the news first. Here first,

793
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh so good. We California did it up? Boy, what

794
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: did northern California where the girls are warm now they're

795
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: a little bit colder, didn't didn't bring enough of a jacket. Yeah,

796
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: that was surprising. I was ready for the code. Yeah.

797
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: He was wearing a sweatshirt when we had to go

798
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: get Starbucks on Friday morning, and I go, what what

799
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you dressed for the winter?

800
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: And we went out and I learned my lesson Andrew

801
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: was correct. Your nipples were freaking poking. Oh my god,

802
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: I didn't wear braw this weekend, like at all. I'm

803
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: going brah. Yeah, I noticed that. All right, Well, now

804
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna go s go back to calling me baby.

805
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: Don't call me sugar boobs, don't call me baby. Look

806
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: at this, let's get to the news. A couple on

807
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: a bike ride near Lake in France called the cops

808
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: after they thought they saw a corpse taped up in

809
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: a black bin bag floating. When cops arrived, they discovered

810
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: it was someone's inflatable sex doll. I look like a

811
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: sex all right now when I go, you kind of

812
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 1: have a sex doll. Look, you're like a Stepford wife

813
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: sometimes like very like you could be like one of

814
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: those robot girls from Austin Powers like take me, Oh

815
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: my god, you really nailed it. When we were watching

816
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 1: f Boy Island and Sarah at one point looked like

817
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: the she was so shocked by something. She looked like

818
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: one of the um the fembots malfunctioning and awesome powers

819
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: when they go like these boots are made and they're

820
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: like wait where and then they start function. It was

821
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: it was such a good observation sex doll. I mean

822
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: this must happen all the time, that sex dolls are

823
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: mistaken for corpses, because I mean they're the size of humans.

824
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: Would you ever fun a sex doll? Yeah? All right,

825
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: get me one. Would you fuck a corpse? Uh? Do

826
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: I know the corpse? Um? Or is it just like

827
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: you used to follow her on Instagram until she died. Okay,

828
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: but do I go to her? Do I funeral home?

829
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: Do I show up at the funeral? Like? How listen?

830
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about so gross And

831
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: now you wouldn't because you're scared of bugs and it'd

832
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: be mushy, but maybe you like it. Yeah, you know

833
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: it would be wet, maggoty all right, Well yeah, um,

834
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: let me just say sex dolls. Um. I think I

835
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: think they are great tools for men that don't have

836
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: an option to have sex with something else. I think

837
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: they are great ways to experiment with bringing a third

838
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: party into the bedroom. If you and your partner are

839
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: talking about like, oh, I'd like to maybe have another

840
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: girl in here and like just see what that looks like.

841
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: I think that's a great way to like incorporate it.

842
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: I think that, Um, what if the guy was like

843
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: brought in a full body sex doll while you guys

844
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: were fucking, and was like, why don't you lay on

845
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: top of the sex doll? Well, I a sex doll

846
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: underneath you, or vice versa, Like would you get to

847
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: sandwich it? No? No, because you just said it looked

848
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: like a sex doll, So I'd kind of be like,

849
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, he just likes me so much once more.

850
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: But I don't get jealous. I know, right, Wait, so

851
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: what do you think though? I want to know the

852
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: story behind the guy who got rid of this body

853
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: in a canal, Like he was done sucking it and

854
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: he just threw it off a bridge. I also think

855
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: a sex doll not only is good for men who

856
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 1: have desires that they can't be met with real women.

857
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: If you have a murderous, homicidal kind of tendency where

858
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: you want to dump a body into a bog or

859
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: a swamp, this might be a way to do that. Now,

860
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't let me get growth here. I don't mean

861
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: to get disgusting here. I'm sorry to shift into this,

862
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 1: but this does remind me of ways that they seem

863
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: to that have been offered to treat pedophiles, where okay,

864
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: you get a sex doll so that you act out

865
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,919
Speaker 1: on that. Whether or not that is something that would

866
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: even work, I don't know, but like I do feel

867
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: like for people who might want to murder women and

868
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: dump their body and like love podcasts murder podcast and

869
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: like want to live that out, maybe this is a

870
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: way to do that that based on my porn consumption

871
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: and the things that I do artificially to to supplement

872
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: the things that I really want to do. You eventually

873
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: tire of those things, and you gain enough practice in

874
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: those things that you do it for real. So I

875
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: actually would recommend that to people with homicidal tendency. Yeah,

876
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: eventually dumping the body off a bridge. The liberator online.

877
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: I talked about this the other day, right now, the Liberator,

878
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: the little ramp. Yeah, I just bought one. But this

879
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: one has a hole in it so that you can

880
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: put um a magic wand and so you can um

881
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: deliberator for the listener. It's a it's a bridge. What

882
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, it's awesome. And I bought a lot

883
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: of stuff online today for my sex dungeon I'm building out. Umm, like,

884
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: look at this Liberator. I just want to show it

885
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: to you. I'll show I'll tell you the model I

886
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: bought you guys. Um, I bought the Axis magic wand

887
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: toy mount D sixty bucks. Not too bad. Um gonna

888
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's in black, because don't ever get something

889
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 1: that can show fluids all black, brown, red, red, dark

890
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: velvety red. Don't get white. Don't kid yourself. I also

891
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: went to love Honey, which, by the way, I tried

892
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: to use my own promo code that I did on

893
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: the show. It didn't work. I had to look up

894
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: a promo code love Honey. We no longer have them

895
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: as a sponsor, apparently because I not only did love

896
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: Honey dot com slash Niki Glazer and it goes this

897
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: is an error. Um, but I got a lot of

898
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: stuff from there. I want to tell you what I got.

899
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: Doda goes through the hole and you sit on or

900
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: not the dilda the vibrator, so it's a ramp and

901
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: then there's a hole in the ramp and then there's

902
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: a magic in it. So when you lay on it,

903
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: the vibrating ball of the thing is just just right

904
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: outside of the ramp. You know what I'm saying, because

905
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: usually I put it down and it's like this big thing.

906
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you using this while you're having

907
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: sex with someone else? So you lay on top of it, yeah,

908
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: and the thing is there. So there's the ramp and

909
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: then he's banging you from behind, Yes from me, and

910
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: then you have this because I don't even like it

911
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: from ND unless I get a little something on the front.

912
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: So I also got um, like your mom shopping a

913
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: thrift store. I don't even like you from behind the

914
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: rest of stuff I got. Let's get to the next

915
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: new story. I mean, I did get the sports sheets.

916
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: This thing. I cannot wait to use the sports sheets,

917
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: spreader bar with cuffs, this thing. Let me see sports sheets.

918
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: So it's a bar, and it has a cuff here,

919
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: a cuff here, and those are for your ankles, right,

920
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: and then it has a cuff here, cuff here, and

921
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: that's for your that's for your hands. And I can

922
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: do this, I can do behind my head and then

923
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: you put it behind your head like this and then

924
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: you're I don't even know if I've been able to

925
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: use it, but it was. And then I got some

926
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: other I got a sex toy cleaner, because you're not

927
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: supposed to just use regular. So yeah, they're supposed to

928
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: use that only on ducks that have been an oil spill,

929
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: that have been using sex chice. I would say, what

930
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: you're doing in there is well, there's there's been some

931
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: oil spells in there for sure. Alright. Only fans is

932
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: banning sexually explicit content from his platform. Putting the income

933
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: of the sex workers helped popularize the site and jeopardy.

934
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: The company says that the changes are in order to

935
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: comply with the requests of their banking partners and payoff providers.

936
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: These motherfucker's use these women to build their platform. I mean,

937
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: why don't we start one? Not bad? You do like

938
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: to say only instead of only and that's hilarious. However,

939
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, what do these people expect to how do

940
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: they how do these bankers expected to make money on

941
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: this platform that no one's gonna What are they going

942
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: to do in this thing? I mean, yeah, they wanted

943
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: to be like a Patreon, like just regular stuff. Yeah,

944
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: just regular Patreon. I mean that's what they think. Long term.

945
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: It's kind of like I guess Craigslist, when Craigslist had

946
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: sex workers on all the times, is still doing okay

947
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: without it, right, it was a big part for a

948
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: little while, but thinking long term down the road. But

949
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: you know, you read you had a really cool tweet

950
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: that you shared with me. What was it that some

951
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: girl from only Fans Roads. She goes, well, I guess

952
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: I'll go back to fucking your husband's for money and

953
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: and tagged a woman that like your conservative husbands, you're

954
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 1: Christian conservative husbands I'll go back to being an escort

955
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: and having them pay me to have sex with them

956
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: behind your back, you dumb broad. I just think you

957
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: need there needs to be a site. Look, this is

958
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: the thing actually safe because it's like children can't get

959
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: into it without you know, paying money. You know, like

960
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: it's not here's the hotness of only fans. It's like

961
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: I say, like it's like getting naked out of Walmart

962
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 1: because only fans. How how it's built and stuff seems

963
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: like like a normal site. Like it's like when you

964
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: see tits on Twitter, porn going on the sound tube,

965
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: So we need to build red tube. Just sometimes there's

966
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: like a jazzing dick next to the thumbnails that you're

967
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: looking at and you're like, what's going on? This is

968
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: a who I am? I'm this nice person. You're trying

969
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: to sell me something else over Okay, So I get

970
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: what you're saying. It's a site that does not make

971
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: you feel inherently dirty or shameful going to it. What

972
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: do you cause? You know? Sorry, I had a question

973
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: about this article. I was curious about your input. What

974
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: do you think about credit card companies though dictating what

975
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: you're consuming? I mean, it's and it's just like these

976
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: it's the the Christian, it's the it's I'm guessing it's

977
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 1: like the wives of the men who run the company's

978
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: because these men are disgusting, I'm sure, and they like

979
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 1: sex and they consume porn, and if they don't, they're

980
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: doing horrible things instead of that because these powerful men

981
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: that run I just think that. I mean, I was

982
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: at the baseball game other and going off about how

983
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: the world is run by billionaire pedophiles. But and I'm

984
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: not trying to watch the game and eat my peanuts,

985
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: I know, and the guy who like you don't like nachos,

986
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 1: like Dad Andrew, I'm like, I'm just trying to watch

987
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: the game. Friend who got his tickets was like, these

988
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: are like my mom's friend seats, and uh, we probably

989
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking. You shouldn't be mouthing off about that.

990
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I just think it's so hypocritical

991
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: because the men and the people who run these banks

992
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: are all they're all running banks because they like power,

993
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: because they want to have sex with a lot of things,

994
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: because they're pervs. Everyone likes sex. The world is run

995
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: by it. Everyone consumes porn. Stop acting like you don't

996
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: stop acting like you're a good Christian and it's just Christian.

997
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just they're probably getting they're probably getting

998
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: actual escorts for like two thousand of pop. They have

999
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: that kind of money, but for you know, the average

1000
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: Joe that can only spend a month to see and

1001
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: their wife is going to leave them and less they

1002
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: put their foot down about this only fan thing and

1003
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: their wife not that their wife is like, I'm not

1004
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: gonna sun you anymore because that's long gone. The wife says,

1005
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: I'm going to take all of your money when I

1006
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: divorce you unless you shut down only fans because our

1007
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 1: son has an only fans account, I realized, and it's

1008
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: it's it goes down to something like that's small, do

1009
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And then they're they're they're

1010
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: they're sorry, go ahead, and yeah. I read a couple

1011
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: of tweets that made me think, and I was like,

1012
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: I was going along up until a certain point of

1013
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: what you said. But it made me think like maybe

1014
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 1: all these like rich guys who are heading these banks

1015
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: and stuff, maybe they don't like how much money women

1016
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: are making on these sites monthly and how rich women

1017
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: are getting and it's just kind of like to put

1018
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: them back in their place. That's that's what I took

1019
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: from it. I mean, it is funny when some when

1020
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: someone's like, she's not even working for this, she's just

1021
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: showing her body. It's like you're just hitting a button

1022
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: to trade of stock that you knew about because you're

1023
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: all connected in the illuminati, like off and I bet

1024
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: one of them you're so right now. I bet it

1025
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: was all precipitated either by an angry wife who was like,

1026
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: I'll leave you if unless you do this, or it

1027
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: was a guy one of those bankers God and only

1028
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: fans requested a woman put like a tennis ball sucking

1029
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: you know, package upper but vagina, and she was like no,

1030
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: and he was like, what about if I give you

1031
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: this most money? And she's like no, and he's just like, well,

1032
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: then I'm shutting it all down because something he wanted

1033
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: her to do. She it's something about either they can't

1034
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: have those women, they're angry, they're making money, and listen,

1035
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: I follow a lot of men on not a lot

1036
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: of men. I think two different men on there that

1037
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: do things to women like they this guy like ties

1038
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: women up and gives them a bunch of orgasms. I

1039
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: follow him on there. I don't know what else he's

1040
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 1: gonna do. I just, like so many, I just loved

1041
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: only Fans because it felt like I was giving directly

1042
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: to the person making it felt like very Etsy porn

1043
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: and I of the cross stitches I was buying from

1044
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: Luna Star. Um. Yeah, I just I'm I'm I'm really

1045
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: saddened by it. I haven't read a ton about it though,

1046
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: are are are people on there just freaking out? Is

1047
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: there is someone else going to join the game. I mean,

1048
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: someone else has got to create a platform where we

1049
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: can all just go over there. I mean, it would

1050
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: make sense and just make it exclusively for that, and

1051
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: then you know, then if you want to sell tupperware

1052
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: over there, you're going to really stick out, you know what.

1053
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: I know selling were on eat my ass only fans,

1054
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I just don't know what

1055
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: There's no financial gain to be to be had by

1056
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: making porn, uh, you know, limiting explicit content on there,

1057
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: And that's what I think all men, So I think

1058
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: you're right knowing if it's not about money, because this

1059
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: is not about money, they're gonna lose money on this

1060
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong, besties, But like, why would

1061
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: they be doing this? It's because the long run. I

1062
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: think it's because of the long run. I think I

1063
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: think there is I think there's like probably there's plenty

1064
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: of people. I mean, we have to break down the numbers,

1065
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: but I bet you there's plenty of people making a

1066
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: lot of money for them that aren't showing their tits

1067
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: and pussy. I bet. I mean, I think money is involved,

1068
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: but I think it's like someone someone's wife is going

1069
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: to take billions from them if they get divorced. And

1070
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: that is why. I mean, it's so interesting that these

1071
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: when we have four men who like control all the

1072
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: wealth in the world, their personal lives can dictate so

1073
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: many huge things because of like they might have a

1074
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 1: bad morning or something. They might you know, their balls

1075
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: are full. So now Elon must smoked weed on Rogan's podcast.

1076
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: It changed a whole stock just because he's like, I

1077
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: want to get for two minutes. Oh god, alright, the company.

1078
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: Uh sorry sorry sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

1079
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:02,439
Speaker 1: sorry here here here, no have all the swells. Oh

1080
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: you didn't say that, Holy sh it. I hope you're

1081
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: having a great time out there. And having all this. Well,

1082
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: if we're having a ton of swells over here, I'll

1083
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: forget to say it that because we're having so much swells. Okay, sorry, Um,

1084
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 1: A forty six year old liquor ceo plummeted ledge head

1085
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: here by the phone ship. Really yeah, forty six year

1086
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: old liquor ceo plummeted thirty to fifty ft to his

1087
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: death attempting a backflip a show. I thought it might

1088
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: be Phil Handley and I was like, oh no, that

1089
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 1: guy can't backflip. He's only deadhead I know. Oh no,

1090
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: this guy is really a deadhead now, so casey Joe better.

1091
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 1: This guy tried to flip. I'm sure he was like, hey,

1092
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 1: you got this badass flip. It's so funny that we've

1093
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: talked about that flip so much recently, not on the

1094
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: pot especially just but in our own life. You were

1095
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: talking about I want to be able to do a backflip.

1096
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe people can do them. And I go,

1097
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: what is this obsession with backflips? And you said that

1098
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: a lot of guys will use them to like get chicks. Yeah, okay,

1099
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: so I mean now that peacock's extinct, so he felt

1100
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: did the show stop or people like that? So it

1101
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,479
Speaker 1: was during intermission, but I'm pretty sure the show kept

1102
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: going on because he didn't die right there, you know,

1103
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: they took him away in the ambles. Was at the

1104
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: beginning of one of their songs. It was like twenty

1105
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: three minutes and they had to finish out. Oh god,

1106
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: miss hammered. He owns a liquor company. Oh his nickname

1107
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: is the Rooster, which I thought was interesting. Yeah, yeah,

1108
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: I saw that. Um yeah, I mean look he uh,

1109
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was like he's like that guy like

1110
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the worm, I'm gonna do a backflip.

1111
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: Do you think that guy? Uh? Do you think that's

1112
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: how he probably wanted to go as supposed to, like

1113
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: dying of a heart attack and on the toilet. You

1114
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: know that is true. I mean, I guess that's a

1115
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: very nice way to look at Would you like to

1116
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: die doing a backflip? If you actually what? Did he

1117
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: complete it and then just kind of stumble. I guess

1118
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: he kept doing flips because he felt d does a

1119
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: flip on balcony. I mean, I don't know if he

1120
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: had his own boss. Well rest in peace, ledgehead. We

1121
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: love you and deadhead ledgehead. Um, we'll be right back

1122
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: with why do I care? Andrew? Why do I care?

1123
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: We'll find out why do I care? Google founder? Well,

1124
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: he's kind of a founder. He was the third guy

1125
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: on the thing. But whatever admits he created a revenge

1126
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: site against a strange wife under her name in a

1127
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: moment of frustration. Scant Hassan and his ex wife have

1128
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: been embroiled in the nasty divorce battle that has raged

1129
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: seven years and involved millions of dollars. So what was

1130
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: the what was the site called? Um? It was her

1131
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: first and last name, Yeah it was. It was her

1132
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: name is Alison how un Yeah? Sorry, So he created

1133
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: a revenge site, but it was all public knowledge. He

1134
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: just consolidated it to make it easy to see all

1135
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: the things that Like, she had a couple of lawsuits

1136
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: against her, one saying that she was going to kill

1137
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 1: the guy she was dating who was also her boss,

1138
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: and then kill herself. Yeah. So but you know, did

1139
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: he do this anonymously not thinking to get caught. What

1140
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: an idiot? And so then she hired so get this,

1141
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: she's like works at robotics. This is like a battle

1142
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: of these nerds. She figured out how he started because

1143
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: in the Google drive it was his uh first the

1144
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: middle name or something or like the middle name. So

1145
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: she figured she was she figured out his password, and

1146
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: she just figured out who created it, and so then

1147
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: she was able to tie it back to him. I mean,

1148
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: of course it's going to be her ex husband who

1149
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: hates her. Yeah. I mean this guy's apparently like a

1150
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: real like nerdy guy that doesn't really get social cues

1151
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: and he can't talk. He's kind of autistic, like brilliant

1152
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: numbers guy. Yeah, and uh yeah he doesn't. They have

1153
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: one point eight billion dollars revenge porn and revenge like

1154
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: stuff like this. I mean women do it too, It's

1155
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: not just a purely male issue. But um, well he

1156
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: was mad because she accused him of infidelity in front

1157
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: of the kids and that he hasn't cheated. So what's worse, Um,

1158
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 1: being a child witnessing your mom accused your dad of

1159
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: something he didn't do that it involves sex which is inappropriate,

1160
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: or your dad making a website saying that your mom

1161
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: is crazy and hired people like Well, what's worse? The

1162
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: reaction or the initial Uh? Did use squarespace like dragon

1163
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: drop tools? Did you get twenty percent off using promo code.

1164
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy wrote, this guy wrote the code

1165
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: for Google. Like, this guy is brilliant. Yeah, and you know,

1166
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: brilliant people do dumb stuff that's scorned. And that's what

1167
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: I That's why it's so fascinating to me how men

1168
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: can be so manipulated by their balls, because this is

1169
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: all essentially a woman who used to make his like

1170
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: he he got this woman in his life who this

1171
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: woman seems to probably have been toxic herself and have

1172
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: issues to initially because okay, but he's originally tried to

1173
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: do it because his balls were full at one point

1174
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 1: when he met her, and he wanted to come right.

1175
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: So then he gets in this and she wanted safety

1176
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: and she saw a smart guy that probably made her

1177
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: feel good. And then they get together and it's toxic

1178
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: and then they break apart and then I mean, so

1179
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 1: many things are fueled by men just being like horny

1180
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 1: and confused and like smart men, brilliant men that like

1181
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: builds our phones, and but then they can get so

1182
01:01:53,600 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: derailed by anger, precipitated by I think horny. Yeah, there's

1183
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: new vagina that there's a whole new there's a whole

1184
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: new buffet for them when they start having a billion

1185
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: dollars and you're in the news, Hey, this guy's worth

1186
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 1: a billion dollars. They could do whatever the hell they want.

1187
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: So weird, so dangerous. I mean, I've been really horny

1188
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: before and done kind of dumbing his wife over his

1189
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: balls being full. Yeah. I mean, it's just so funny

1190
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: when I see like, really guys like this that are

1191
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: like brilliant geniuses, and they'll be You'll hear about them

1192
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: on private planes with you know, twenty year old escorts

1193
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: and it's like they'll be acting like that, they'll be

1194
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: having conversations like talking to these girls. I'm like, you're

1195
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,959
Speaker 1: so transparent, like you have nothing in common with this girl.

1196
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: Stop acting like you're interested in her life. Like I

1197
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe, I mean, I I honestly would year

1198
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: old Bill Gates. It's like one of smart person loves

1199
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,959
Speaker 1: reality TV and they allows their brain to shut off.

1200
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: Maybe they're just tired of talking to a robotics woman

1201
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: who's like, you know, breaking down their chicken salad sandwich.

1202
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: Let's get to top one bottom one, top one bottom one.

1203
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: Today our category is childhood toys. Childhood toys I don't

1204
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: know what made me think of this one, but I

1205
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: just wanted to. You're probably buying adulthood toys, like for

1206
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 1: adulthood toys on the internet or when you're a kid.

1207
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Picking one of kid is so much easier because these

1208
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: you're just like reading reviews and it's you uh, you

1209
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: know a review is fake on a sex site when

1210
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: it goes this big Daddy. Really like when they described

1211
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: the toy as like this thumper really gave me a

1212
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: run for my money, and you're just like, no one

1213
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: talks like this is what written by someone who has

1214
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: bade So okay, Andrew, can you kick us off today? Yeah?

1215
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: The bottom one toys is gonna be probably pretty controversial,

1216
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: and I don't know if it's technically a toy. But Monopoly,

1217
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: oh not a fan. I boy, that's a great one

1218
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: because I don't like Monopoly either. Really, no, no, no, oh,

1219
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. No I hate I hate Monopoly. No,

1220
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 1: what do you hate Monopoly? I actually loved blame Monopoly. Really,

1221
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had the patience for it.

1222
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: I just liked all the counterfeit money and holding it,

1223
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: I mean, like a little iron. I did like the thumbnail.

1224
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: That it's not thumbnail. It's a like a thumb attacks

1225
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: a thumb protector. Simbol Yes, yes, thank you? What thimble for? Andrew?

1226
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: What is the fimble used for? To simbolize things? Seriously though,

1227
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: what was the fimble used for? I think it's too

1228
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: for something with when you're knitting. Yeah, but what would

1229
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: it be used for? You put the pin in it

1230
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: maybe or something. No, no, you put on your fingers

1231
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: so you don't get pinned. Yes, there you go, boom,

1232
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 1: got it. It's gonna be hard to hold the pend

1233
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: to why you're doing that? But yeah, Monopoly, My friends

1234
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: would love to play and you're like, go four hotels

1235
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, why are we waiting? We could

1236
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 1: go fucking play outside, you know, yeah, you go fart

1237
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 1: on each other. I don't know. Yeah, there's too many pieces,

1238
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: there's too many arguments. There's it's money, it's properly real estate.

1239
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: There's that little man with the mustache, you go to jail.

1240
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: It's too much. You could probably break down like McDonald's

1241
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: monopoly if a twelve year I did too, Like just

1242
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,479
Speaker 1: I love ripping off a sticker. Yeah, twelve year old

1243
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: loving Monopoly is really good and probably doing pretty good

1244
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: in life in regards to business. I'm sure. I'm sure

1245
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: he did. Might I have plenty of rich friends that

1246
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: love Monopoly that are that are doing way better with

1247
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: finances now. But yeah, so what are your bottom one? Noah,

1248
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: what was your bottom toy? This is very embarrassing. I

1249
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: don't know if it's considered a toy, but this is

1250
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: the first thing that came to my head. I never

1251
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: told anyone about this. So when I was really young,

1252
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 1: I was still in Israel, so I was definitely, like

1253
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: like five or six, I got a gift um from

1254
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: my grandparents. I think I don't remember who gave it

1255
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: to me, but it was edible crayons, so I used

1256
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: so it was and I guess they must have taken

1257
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,240
Speaker 1: it off of the market, because sure, I'm a hundred

1258
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,959
Speaker 1: percent I remember it having a flavor, and then any

1259
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: other crayons that I would receive, I would bite to

1260
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: see if they would taste anything as a result of that,

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01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: So that is my bottom. It's like edible cigarettes. You

1262
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: were chewing on newports. It's so embarrassing to admit, but

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01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: I just thought, like, whoa, because crayons seem edible on

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01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: their own without being called edible. For me, they were

1265
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: at least that is insane that something someone would make

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01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: edible crayons? It was the last do you know? In St. Louis.

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01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: When I first moved to St. Louis as a child,

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01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: I was six and I've moved from Cincinnati. Um our

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01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: neighbors would call crayons. Do you guys want to go

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01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 1: draw with some crowns? Crowns? And me and my sister

1271
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: were like, Jamie and lindsay, always want want to draw

1272
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: with crowns? What are crowned? We didn't. We were so confused. Wait,

1273
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: what was the weirdest thing you would eat when you

1274
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 1: were like in preschool and stuff? Did you ever like I? Oh? No,

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01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: I was not someone who did anything adventurous or risky

1276
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: when I was a child. I was very safe. My

1277
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: first word was dangerous and I would point out things

1278
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: that were dangerous. Those crayons. You know what I remember eating?

1279
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: Remember the thing ants on a log where you put

1280
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: raisins on peanut butter. Yes, I put actual ants on

1281
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: the peanut butter and I ate it to be like cool,

1282
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 1: like pre school. I remember putting ants on the actual salary. Okay,

1283
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm up toys because I wanted to be reminded of stuff.

1284
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: And I gotta say my least favorite toy and this

1285
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: is just a general one. Ken dolls. I didn't see.

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01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: I wasn't interested in Ken dolls. I love barbies. I

1287
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: loved their clothing. Um, I wasn't one that wanted like

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01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: my barbies to date. I didn't. I didn't want a

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01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: guy to funk up with my barbies and I had.

1290
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: I thought it was just and it was just forcing

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01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: me to. I really felt like I think that I

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01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 1: intuitively did not like how they were making girls do

1293
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: things that uh, you know, perpetuated marriage, like all these things, marriage, babies.

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01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: I didn't like having baby dolls. I didn't. I didn't.

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01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 1: I was just like Ken because Ken cost money. It

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01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 1: would be a part of my barbie budget would be

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01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: spent on a Ken doll. I didn't have many clothes

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01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: for him to change into. He would just kind of

1299
01:08:54,720 --> 01:09:00,000
Speaker 1: there was nothing interesting about. That's a good point. Um,

1300
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: we had self driving cars way before Tesla even introduced them.

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01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't one of my bar on that front seat.

1302
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 1: She does not drive, she doesn't have a license. Um. No,

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01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 1: I just uh, I would use like a stuffed animal

1304
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: to drive like, I just did it once. I just

1305
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 1: didn't see the point of Ken's and I thought that

1306
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: they were only there so that we could have mock

1307
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 1: weddings and things like that. And I just didn't I

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01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 1: didn't like them. And I just really I already knew

1309
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: that part of my toy budget was being affected by

1310
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 1: the Kendall and I just I didn't need him. And

1311
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: whenever I play with my friends and like they would

1312
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: get married or we would play like. I always wanted

1313
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:39,759
Speaker 1: to play school. I never wanted to play marriage or house.

1314
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: A lot of kids like to play house. I wanted

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01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: to play school. And I liked being a teacher. I

1316
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: didn't want to be a mom or a wife ever. Man,

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01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: I really did. Um. And let's get to uh top toy.

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01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess my top toy would probably be

1319
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: a NERF guns. Yeah. I loved the nerf gun. You know,

1320
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: we also we would we'd use the nerve guns to uh.

1321
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: You remember American Gladiators, So we would set up stations

1322
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: in our front yard. Like at the end of American Gladiators,

1323
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: they got a rundeed station you got to throw somebody

1324
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 1: at the target while the gladiator shooting stuff at you.

1325
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: So we would set it up with like different nerve guns,

1326
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: nerve arrows, tennis fun. Me and my older brother would

1327
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 1: do it and it was so fun and we would

1328
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 1: just set and god, we're we into American gladiators. Man,

1329
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: it was badass. Anyways. Yeah, just any kind of like gun.

1330
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: You were such a little boy. I love the gun. Yeah,

1331
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: you know what about you? What's the top toy for you? Wait?

1332
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,799
Speaker 1: Super soccer? Were you into that? I have a crazy

1333
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: Super Soccer story that I won't tell right now, but

1334
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: I just noted that I do too. Happened in Vegas.

1335
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: You heard it though, after I masturbated. Okay, No, My

1336
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 1: top one is a specific Barbie doll that I had.

1337
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: Which one? Do you have a picture? I don't have

1338
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: a picture of her. I do have like a small anecdote.

1339
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: Um My, my favorite grandmother gifted her to me. And

1340
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: this Barbie she was just so much prettier than the

1341
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 1: rest of them, like her, like the shape of her

1342
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,759
Speaker 1: eyes was a little bit different. She was just so beautiful.

1343
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: And she had this like pink dress with stars on it,

1344
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 1: like this ball gown, and the funny thing is it's

1345
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,799
Speaker 1: so funny that you picked this topic because I remember

1346
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: the first day that I met you in person, you

1347
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 1: reminded me of that doll. Like you're like the shape

1348
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: of your eyes, the blue in them, and it just

1349
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:34,479
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, it was like a sign

1350
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 1: because you're wearing a pink hat. Oh my god, I

1351
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,439
Speaker 1: look more like a skipper today, But that was I

1352
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: just want to say, like, I never had an opportunity

1353
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 1: to tell you this, but you just reminded me of

1354
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 1: this very special doll that I had growing up. That

1355
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: happens to be a thank you so nice. I thought

1356
01:11:53,800 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: about my gun when I met you, too, not nerve,

1357
01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 1: not nerve. The lower half of my ken reminded me

1358
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 1: of you when I met you. I wish I had that.

1359
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: Can I ask a good question about these Barbie dolls? Yeah?

1360
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 1: I love That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

1361
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: You said, some really nice ship. Don't you think Barbie dolls?

1362
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: And I know this is going to sound pedophily or whatever,

1363
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: don't you think they should come with nipples and a vagina?

1364
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 1: Because it's showing girls that it's okay to have your

1365
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: body parts. I think it early. Aren't it's being like, hey,

1366
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 1: you shouldn't even talk about these body parts. Is it

1367
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: too much? I'm not talking about like a fool on.

1368
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: I think it's just like they're scared that boys and

1369
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,599
Speaker 1: men are going to do weird stuff with it. It's

1370
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: not about protecting girls so much. It's like I think

1371
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: boys would start jerking off with their sisters barbies and like,

1372
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 1: b sexual you know you don't want to sexualize a Barbie.

1373
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:54,480
Speaker 1: Let's uh, we just gotta keep kids away from any sexualization.

1374
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,720
Speaker 1: I realized, and like that is just a way. And

1375
01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: I know maybe there's arguments against having these like kind

1376
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,600
Speaker 1: of just unnippled. But I never as a child was

1377
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,240
Speaker 1: like I want no nipples. I want to have nothing

1378
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 1: down there. Like I I kind of understood that. You know,

1379
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 1: I always make an argument when when parents go, oh,

1380
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 1: you can't, don't do that around, don't vape around Arlow

1381
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I'm like, but Arlow. When I was

1382
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 1: Arlow's age four, I understood there were adult things and

1383
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 1: there were kid things, and then I wasn't to do

1384
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,599
Speaker 1: those things till I was an adult. Like kids can

1385
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: make the distinction. I think we can. We can do

1386
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 1: that for kids. Well, that's kind of what I'm saying,

1387
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: but I guess you're you're making a It's like if

1388
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: you made a kid vape for Arlow because I spoke

1389
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: kids cigarettes, those candy cigarettes and I ended up eating

1390
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: cigarettes later on in in my life back a day, Um,

1391
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 1: Alan Carr got me off eating cigarettes. What was your

1392
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 1: top toy, Nikki, my top toy? Um, I just really

1393
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 1: want to say, amend my bottom toy. My my worst

1394
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 1: bottom toy, same thing as the Kendall It was my

1395
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: gray him off. For Christmas, one yo probably gave me

1396
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: a Kevin from Home Alone talking dog where you pull

1397
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,800
Speaker 1: the string again talking doll. It was like a Kevin

1398
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: from Home Alone. He had a plastic head his soft

1399
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: body and you pull the string and it goes or

1400
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: like you know, say the things like you're gonna pay

1401
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,679
Speaker 1: for this scumbag or I don't know what he said,

1402
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,640
Speaker 1: and um, everyone in my family was like Nicky's boyfriend,

1403
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,840
Speaker 1: Like they made this narrative that I had a crush

1404
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: on him, and I hated it so much because I

1405
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 1: was like, boys are discussing I don't even like him

1406
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 1: like that, And I just remember hating the doll because

1407
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: it made everyone say I had a crush and it

1408
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,400
Speaker 1: was so gross to me. My favorite toy was a

1409
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: thing called a yak back, and you would record something

1410
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 1: in it and then it would play what you just

1411
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: recorded backwards. And so my family had so much goddamn

1412
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: fun with this, and I learned how to say my

1413
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: name backwards or as leg he can, whereas leg he can.

1414
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 1: I swear to god, it's nicky glaze backwards. No, I'm

1415
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:05,400
Speaker 1: sure it is. Wait, so that's like literally just yeah,

1416
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,679
Speaker 1: it's called a yak back, and I think they still exist.

1417
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 1: They're so fun. Let's see if we can actually find

1418
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,559
Speaker 1: a yak back, like I bet they have like an

1419
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,600
Speaker 1: internet thing where you can put it in and and

1420
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, yak backs look like this. Oh it's

1421
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 1: back word word word draw. No, no, no, it's not

1422
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 1: what you it's not the way it's said. It's the

1423
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 1: way like, it's not the way you would spell it backwards,

1424
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,679
Speaker 1: it's what it would say. So here's the yak back commercial.

1425
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:50,719
Speaker 1: Let's play it. Not it's a brother antagonizing his sister

1426
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 1: and he's just holding it's not it's not he's expressing.

1427
01:15:53,840 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 1: It's something a drink. Yes, he just keeps if I'm

1428
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: playing it backwards. I swear to god he's They're just

1429
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:05,519
Speaker 1: showing that it can record what you say and play.

1430
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: That's how like on advanced technology was back then that

1431
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: if you could record something right away and say it back,

1432
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: it was like amazing. But or as Lagan is, NICKI

1433
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 1: glazer backwards and parents talk to their dyslexic kids, Um,

1434
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:25,280
Speaker 1: because it's backwards. I think that's a misconception about slexia.

1435
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 1: Final thought, the shows this weekend in Monterey and Nappa

1436
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 1: were incredible. A lot of besties at these shows, more

1437
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,040
Speaker 1: than have been at any of the other shows. Thank

1438
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 1: you all so much for coming out. Um. We have

1439
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,719
Speaker 1: a guest book that a lot of people have signed

1440
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 1: that you can sign. We have a step and Repeat,

1441
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 1: which is a big you know, a curtain thing that

1442
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 1: has uh my image on it that you can stand

1443
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 1: with and take a picture. And then I have a

1444
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 1: merch booth and uh and then during the show we

1445
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: have on you special guests. I mean, it's so much.

1446
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,320
Speaker 1: And then a dance at the end. I mean it's

1447
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 1: been it's been incredible, even when there's technical issues and

1448
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,960
Speaker 1: I have to grab this girl's purse and uh, and

1449
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 1: and go through it. I mean that was the wildest thing,

1450
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,799
Speaker 1: going through this girl's purse and going through her Google searches?

1451
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: Can I go? You would not go through each other's

1452
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: Google search? Really quick? Can I? We? I want to

1453
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 1: bear if something is um incriminating in a way that

1454
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 1: I know you won't be comfortable with, I won't do it.

1455
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,679
Speaker 1: But I think it could be funny. I really don't

1456
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 1: know what mine would be. I don't know what's in here.

1457
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 1: Let's just go through our own and share something funny.

1458
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 1: So I won't go through years, you'll go through we'll

1459
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 1: go through each other. Okay, how do you go to

1460
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: the you know search engine and then you go up

1461
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: to the uh, you go to the bottom the little Yeah? Um,

1462
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,600
Speaker 1: I have a lot of me searching for different tableature.

1463
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: So we could play songs on our Instagram live, which

1464
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: we did go live last night and I played a

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Speaker 1: bunch of songs. Thank you to all the besties that

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Speaker 1: watched that. It was so fun. You played a song too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I played the John Prine That's the way the world

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Speaker 1: goes around me. You have annoyed it. How good your

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Speaker 1: strumming was? It bothered me because I played all the

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Speaker 1: time and you don't play at all, and you were

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Speaker 1: just good. I mean, don't you get bothered when people

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Speaker 1: are kind of thing? Okay, if I suddenly was, I

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Speaker 1: would love it for you. I'm sorry, I really would.

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Speaker 1: I would love for it because then it's someone I

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Speaker 1: could play with. No. I mean, I wasn't like, well,

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Speaker 1: you never play guitar with me, even though I would

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Speaker 1: love for you too. So it didn't make me feel

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Speaker 1: that way because I already know that you won't play

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Speaker 1: with me, just like I won't play with you. Um.

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Speaker 1: I looked up Let's see, Oh my god, I want

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Speaker 1: to read about Oh. I was looking up side effects

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Speaker 1: of my medications. Um, I was looking up how to

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Speaker 1: fix an Apple eleven iPhone that suddenly quits on you?

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Speaker 1: What effects did you read or did anything come out

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Speaker 1: come up with? Yeah? I mean like, there's there's a lot,

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Speaker 1: uh that I would like. The thing is, I don't

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Speaker 1: like to disclose what medications I'm on because then people think, oh,

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Speaker 1: I should get on that, and then it doesn't work

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Speaker 1: for everyone, and I don't, you know, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want people to make assumptions about me. I definitely, UM,

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Speaker 1: what I've looked up so many different sex toys. Uh,

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Speaker 1: mine are just different wedges, Like I'm looking for golf clubs,

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Speaker 1: like you're you're looking for sex toys. Like that's essentially

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Speaker 1: what our searches is. It's literally like yesterday he was

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Speaker 1: showing me the four phases of a golf swing, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, which phase is me walking out of

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Speaker 1: the room Because you seem to think that I'm entertained

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Speaker 1: by this. I almost started to record it and go

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Speaker 1: and wanted to send it to Brenda and say I

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Speaker 1: need I need you please. Do you do that to

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Speaker 1: Brunna and show or the four phases of a golf swing?

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Speaker 1: Or is that just for me? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: mean interesting than something that you maybe don't think you'd

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Speaker 1: be interested. No, I mean I was. I was like

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Speaker 1: I was, I was interested in you being passionate about

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Speaker 1: showing me this thing that I had shown no interest in.

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Speaker 1: Like all of a sudden, you just started going and

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Speaker 1: I was like, all right, let him go. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know when I'm showing you something on guitar and

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Speaker 1: you're just like um, But I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: knew if I was kind of like who cares. All

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Speaker 1: my thing is is just comparing different golf clubs. That's

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Speaker 1: literally and then porn've been watching recently. You just you

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Speaker 1: just pull up whatever right, you go to most viewed

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Speaker 1: and I get it done and then I go to bed,

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Speaker 1: and that's pretty much it. It's not like there's no masturbation.

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Speaker 1: Um higher or lower now that she's gone, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's definitely higher. Well, I told her I was

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Speaker 1: saving my stock for for about two weeks and she's like, no,

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Speaker 1: you need to. You need to get rid of some

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Speaker 1: of it be a moldy batch in my mouth, Like

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Speaker 1: that's going to give me some kind of bacterial infection

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Speaker 1: if you don't. I was so funny because I was

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Speaker 1: telling her like kind of romantically, and she's like, you

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Speaker 1: need to get rid of it. Save my stock. God,

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Speaker 1: I did you get saved my stock from me? Can

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Speaker 1: I be honest? It was from this comedian named Casey

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Speaker 1: James Lango wrote a bit about saving his come for

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend. So that's initially where I where I heard it.

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Speaker 1: But I mean a lot of guys have thought about

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Speaker 1: like not jerking off to be more attractive, but the

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Speaker 1: actual saying save my stock. I don't know where it sounds.

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Speaker 1: It's a nice saying, though, because I think I read

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Speaker 1: something to you the other day and that was about

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Speaker 1: that but saving my stock. Know where I was texting

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Speaker 1: with someone and I was like, save it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean look, whatever it is, it got to me

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Speaker 1: because your boy was saving it and your girl Brenna

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Speaker 1: did not want me to save it. She's like, get

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Speaker 1: rid of some of it. And then now, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would just if I was seeing a guy, I would

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Speaker 1: say three days before, but I honestly I would love

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Speaker 1: two weaker. I would love I would love three year

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Speaker 1: because that guy is going to be I mean if

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Speaker 1: three year, I mean, this is the Cupid's boyson Narrow dude.

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Speaker 1: The book I'm reading a third of im. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: actually finish it. This book says you don't you come

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Speaker 1: like you know quarterly okay, but this is I guess

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Speaker 1: this is where the rub is no pun intending, uh

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Speaker 1: where is he coming? Because if if you're taking in

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Speaker 1: your mouth, you don't want to three you don't want

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Speaker 1: a three year. If if it's just on top of you,

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Speaker 1: you could do a three year if it's inside of you,

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Speaker 1: and depending on what you're doing with your pill or

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Speaker 1: I U D or whatever. No, it's in your hair

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Speaker 1: and then it's like a conditioning serum because it is dousing,

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Speaker 1: and you leave it in for three minutes and then

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Speaker 1: you wash it out. I'm saying, I think the level

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Speaker 1: of how long is where you're gonna put it, where

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be placed. What do you mean? I don't

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Speaker 1: think that. I honestly don't think that. If you don't come,

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Speaker 1: that you're you're come just starts to get moldy. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of it. It builds up back there like

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Speaker 1: a damn and it breaks out like a flood in Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm telling you, so if it was in your

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Speaker 1: mouth like a girl might like, it might go in

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Speaker 1: your you might inhale it in your lungs. It's a

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Speaker 1: big that sex doll died. All right, guys, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the show today

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Speaker 1: or watching it. I don't know how you consume it.

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Speaker 1: U bestie's out there. You're the best. We love you.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you on Instagram live, follow us on Nicki

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