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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I sure do. Hey, what up?

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Speaker 2: Whaty what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Hey, before I get to that, my name's Guy.

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Speaker 3: Hi Nina, I'm your admirer. How are you, sweetie? Hi,

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Thank you? How are you? I'm good? And

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Speaker 3: of course I bring a song.

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Speaker 1: This one's kind of silly, but it's happy happy hallo ween.

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Speaker 3: Hallo ween, hallo ween. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't taking a long time to write.

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Speaker 3: I know that's a real complicated one right there. Hey,

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Speaker 3: but this is more of a.

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Speaker 1: Dirty little secret so I can get it off my

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Speaker 1: chest in the universal musical history of music. Now, when

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Speaker 1: I was young, everybody wanted to be a rock star

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Speaker 1: and play guitar.

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Speaker 3: Now, everybody wanted to be a rapper. Back then, everybody

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Speaker 3: used to want to play guitar and be a rock star.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: So on my block, we all got together every weekend.

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Speaker 1: We'd smoke and drink a lot of beer and play guitar, right,

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Speaker 1: and we all had like beat up acoustics. Well then

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Speaker 1: this one guy, he got a brand new Gibson Electric Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I was like super like envious.

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Speaker 3: You know. I don't want to go there and say jealous,

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Speaker 3: but I was super envious.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: It's around Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: I walk into the music store about eleven am, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, hello.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking around.

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Speaker 1: I don't see anybody in there. This is terrible because

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Speaker 1: I'm not usually a thief.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: What it was was the combination of Christmas and my

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Speaker 1: friend getting this new electric which was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: getting a Cadillac back then. Anyway, so I see this

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Speaker 1: beautiful Gibson less Paul just.

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Speaker 3: Calling my name, and I was like, do I really

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Speaker 3: have to pull this off? And I'm looking around. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to every part of me. It's so I don't

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Speaker 3: know if this guy was in the back using the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what he was doing.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, I grabbed that last Paul and I walked

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Speaker 1: out of the store and I put it in my

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Speaker 1: car and the rest of his history so I just

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Speaker 1: kind of wanted to get that off my chest. But

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Speaker 1: that last Paul I played in several bands and had

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Speaker 1: the best time of my life with that guitar. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's helps or anything, but I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to get that off my chest and I

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Speaker 1: love you guys show and hey, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Old guitar.

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Speaker 2: He's a thief.

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Speaker 3: But it's okay, not anymore, not anymore. That was just

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Speaker 3: that one time. But you know, I'm trying to I

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Speaker 3: had to tell the world. So all my friends thought

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Speaker 3: that my aunt and uncle bought it for me, and

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to tell him. Gee, I ripped this off.

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Speaker 3: Care all right, take care. Let's see you later, all

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Speaker 3: right later, bye?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do, sweet? What is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I just started dating this guy, and you know, now

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Speaker 2: we're starting to meet each other's families.

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Speaker 3: As I'm meaning his family, I'm realizing that.

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Speaker 1: Literally all of the other guys in his family are

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Speaker 1: way hotter than him.

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Speaker 3: They are they single, well some of them, I mean

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Speaker 3: his brother, but like his dad is in.

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Speaker 2: Are you thinking about switching family members?

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Speaker 3: Like I would be lying if I said the thought

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Speaker 3: didn't enter my mind. But you know, it's like it's

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Speaker 3: ulate for that. I don't know what you do with that.

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Speaker 2: I guess you use it as inspiration, right.

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Speaker 3: You look around the room and you go.

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Speaker 2: Upstairs and you say, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Close your eyes and let whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that. To be careful that you

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Speaker 2: don't say the wrong.

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Speaker 3: Name, right right, trying not to learn any of their name,

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Speaker 3: the dad's name. I.

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Speaker 2: Instead of like calling me daddy, it's like call me

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Speaker 2: your daughter real quick. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thanks. What's your dirty little secret exactly?