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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a diary little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Sure, sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: I was listening to you guys this morning. I'm having

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Speaker 1: a fake relationship to piff off my past girlfriend. A

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Speaker 1: fake relationship. Yeah, how did that work?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Well? I usually go out with friends and I'm always saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, hey, yeah, we had a great time tonight.

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Speaker 1: Well hey, I'm hanging out tonight. And it has been

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Speaker 1: driving her up the wall. And I've gotten so many

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Speaker 1: texts from different friends who have asked me, hey, who

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Speaker 1: is your dating now? And I just totally avoided it now.

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Speaker 1: And I think only like two or three close friends

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Speaker 1: I actually know, because they're the ones that usually go out.

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Speaker 1: We'll go out drinking, we'll go out to dinner with

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Speaker 1: and the other night, I went to this like habachi

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Speaker 1: place with my brother and his girlfriend and I took

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Speaker 1: a bunch of photos, but all the photos I took

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Speaker 1: right next to me, you could see there was a

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Speaker 1: martini and another plate of food. It was just some

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Speaker 1: random person who was sending next to me.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's funny, and you're like, we had a

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Speaker 2: great time, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and in the photos I didn't include that I

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Speaker 1: was with my brother, So all it looks like is

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Speaker 1: I'm just out at a fancy Hibachi place with some person,

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Speaker 1: and I'll put it on our group chat or I

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Speaker 1: send it. Hey, check out this cool video of you know,

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Speaker 1: the chef doing like the fire thing or whatever.

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Speaker 3: When you're at home, you should put a glass and

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Speaker 3: have some lipstick a little bit stained on it and

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Speaker 3: make it look like it's like a Netflix. Oh you

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Speaker 3: take it to a whole other level and you could

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Speaker 3: get a wig and put it on a pillow and

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Speaker 3: nobody would know. For this, I'm really toxic, guys.

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Speaker 1: Toxic. Well, I think the worst I've done so far

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Speaker 1: is I've even said like, oh, I'm so glad to

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Speaker 1: be back in my own bed, you know, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, last night was the daunting. I'm glad to

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Speaker 1: be back on my own that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 2: us your tear a little secret, man, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, guys. What's your dirty little secret? Text

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Speaker 1: to four one O six one