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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. That's taking the

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Speaker 1: conch again, and Kevin Pollock Stead is me Cole Stratton,

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Speaker 1: star of neither stage nor screen. Kevin will be back

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Speaker 1: as soon as he wrapts production on willow To. These

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Speaker 1: Brownies got nuts. Let's get right to it and meet

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Speaker 1: today's Alchemists, starting with Power Forward for the Washington General's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer. Joey, how will you beat the Harlem Globetrotters

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Speaker 1: this time out? I don't know, you know, we just

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Speaker 1: gotta give solid defense and we've just gotta pass the ball. Sort.

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Speaker 1: Your spider senses must be tingling, because next up is

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Speaker 1: Queen of some corner of the Spider Verse, Vanessa Raglan. Vanessa,

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Speaker 1: who's your favorite honk in the Marvel universe? Honk? If

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Speaker 1: your horny for Authority Nights. He's curlier than one of

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Speaker 1: the stooges. It's James ead hean streak. If you could

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Speaker 1: live inside of your favorite video games, which would it be? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it would definitely be Grand Theft Auto five. Well, because

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Speaker 1: I'm really familiar, it's pretty much the same thing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I can get away with murder. Well, we're all terrified uh,

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Speaker 1: next up flipping the script and making mole hills out

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Speaker 1: of mountains. It's Craig Kakowski. Craig, you give a podcast

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Speaker 1: about your favorite hundred movies, but what's your least favorite

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Speaker 1: movie ever? There's a movie called The Far Horizons with

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Speaker 1: uh Fred McMurray and Charlton Heston is Lewis and Clark

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Speaker 1: and Donna Reid is saka Jawah. It's a real movie.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible, nice Donna, And finally he's tall, he's handsome,

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Speaker 1: and he's funny, so we hate him. Chris, Chris, what's

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Speaker 1: to like checking all the boxes? I'm just thankful to

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Speaker 1: God and my parents and stuff like that. Just win

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. I want to thank everybody. I think

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Speaker 1: you guys are being along on my journey with thanks you.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to our first scene. All of

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Speaker 1: today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If

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Speaker 1: you'd like to submit yours, please write to the podcast

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Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Our first

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Speaker 1: scene comes from Josh, who wrote, Hey, Alchemists, I love

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Speaker 1: the show. The show cracks me up every time I

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Speaker 1: listen to it at the office, it is borderline impossible

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Speaker 1: to stay composed when listening in a quiet setting. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: I have a scene a group of amateur bank robbers

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Speaker 1: fumbling around in a bank, trying to carry out the

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Speaker 1: robbery as professional as possible. It turns out they are

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Speaker 1: not professional at all. They don't even have a getaway car.

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Speaker 1: Alchemists filling the rest cheers Josh. Okay, I's just that's

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Speaker 1: the only key I have. I don't have any other

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Speaker 1: keys to the case not working. Is there a password?

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Speaker 1: Where's your manager? Wow? Wow? Really, I'm the manager. I

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Speaker 1: am the manager. Listen. I have about three minutes before

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Speaker 1: the can you give us a second? Okay, okay, but

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Speaker 1: please listen, Brian, I'm the manager. I know, but there's like,

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Speaker 1: it's more say that, get out of here, the second

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Speaker 1: freaking out here. It's management issues. I've been the manager

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Speaker 1: of your six months. Okay, and you great at what

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Speaker 1: you do. I think you're in the past two management.

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Speaker 1: But I'm the manager, and I overheard, and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just like nude experience. I just say the thing

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Speaker 1: you want. I'm Rick. What's happening the man? I don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly. I guess we have a different manager and

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Speaker 1: there's a there's a power struggle here. There's only one manager.

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. No, you cannot which one of you

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Speaker 1: as the manager? Guys, no car yet, but I got

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Speaker 1: two birds lined up. I'm trying to get other birds

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Speaker 1: lined up. Do you have an app? Drive? An app? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean the app? I have my phone

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Speaker 1: at home? What do you mean I have my phone

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Speaker 1: with the Okay, okay, thank god for Rick, Thank god

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Speaker 1: for Rick mccorn. Don't use my thing for good shot myself. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you have whoever the manager is? Could you get okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. Could you please wait? I've got to

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Speaker 1: really get to the bottom this with Bed. I just

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Speaker 1: need a first. I have been the manager for six months.

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Speaker 1: Do you not like my management style? I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: be compassionate. I try to listen to everything you say.

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Speaker 1: We're in the middle of the crisis and I'm still

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Speaker 1: hearing you. So why would you try to take my authority?

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Speaker 1: It's just something I've dreamed of from a whole life,

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Speaker 1: and I just said it to activated to believe that

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Speaker 1: I need one of the guns. These guys aren't paying

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Speaker 1: attention to me. Get get Damns gone? Okay, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got I got two birds. I got a skateboard and

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Speaker 1: I got an Uber X coming. Is that? Okay? Will

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Speaker 1: that work? What are so price and Uberpool? Then I

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Speaker 1: am I gonna skateboard? I'm bleeding. Okay, you'll take the

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Speaker 1: uber shot Dan Dan shot himself and shot himself Dan

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Speaker 1: Springsteen and toss me the guy. These guys aren't. Don't

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Speaker 1: you help me with the key? Because this I know?

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Speaker 1: CPR Bran, that was so you are undermining me. I

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Speaker 1: just said, I know CPR. Did you guys hear that?

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Speaker 1: I heard that? But why is he doing that? Why

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Speaker 1: are you doing that to her? Thank you? I'm just

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Speaker 1: in these hiding right now for just hearing me. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys know gut bullet maintenance, A bullet extractions? Okay,

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Speaker 1: then do it. Let's let's find hit. I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is a good idea. He's helped my friend Dan, Springste.

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Speaker 1: Do you have the gun? Isn't the kind available? You

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Speaker 1: don't need a gun for that? This that give me

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Speaker 1: my gun? Back out? Okay, I'm gonna have to make

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Speaker 1: an incision from the neck down. Oh are you using

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Speaker 1: a complimentary bank pen on the stern all the way

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Speaker 1: to the belly button. I'm gonna open it. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: but I had to give everybody. I had to give

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Speaker 1: the uber Xi I downgraded Uberpool. I had to give

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Speaker 1: me your solal security number. Okay, Dan's dead. We don't

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Speaker 1: need an uberpool anymore. His rib cake were supposed to

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Speaker 1: deleted uber anyway should be on lift. Oh, because that

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Speaker 1: the thing. Wait, he's dead, Springste. Just try CPR Rick McCord,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? Like my name anymore? We've

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Speaker 1: got to take hers hostage, now you're Rick? Okay, gut,

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Speaker 1: what of course we're gonna Are you gonna take me

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Speaker 1: his hostage? Why did you take Brian? He's the manager? Take?

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Speaker 1: Is he the manager? Now? I'm the manager. But I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, you get to do everything else. You get

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Speaker 1: to open up the body. You're not the manager, Brian, Brian,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to shoot. Do not you know it

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Speaker 1: was self defense. You have tried to get the bullet

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Speaker 1: out and kill him again like you kill to me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna cancel this uber. Okay, okay, okay, every

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Speaker 1: holy shit, I'm alive. Okay, can I dog on my

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Speaker 1: email here? Okay, but log out of mine first, clog out.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at my personal stuff? All right, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I am now in charge. Who's the manager here? I'm

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Speaker 1: the man? What I am the manager? A lot of

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Speaker 1: porn sites? Don't That's not what kind of point I had?

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Speaker 1: What it's in your business? Here's your businesses? People hate that?

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Speaker 1: What did you say for everyone that really has important?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is there a Rick McCord? So I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: nowt I got people to drop off and she's dead.

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Speaker 1: Wait what happened to Rick? Well? She shot him? All right, Look,

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Speaker 1: someone's gonna get charged that. I'm i gotta go. Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: can you call please? I'm not a phone service, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Can you wait for us? We don't even

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Speaker 1: have money? Okay, okay, okay, one one night's no, that's wrong.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. One one night? Your pathway to enlighten me? Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: great readings. One. If you want to feel the lotus,

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Speaker 1: there's this you want to come on, come on, come on,

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Speaker 1: smoke him stop mast Rick McCord. It's a bank. I

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Speaker 1: can do what I want, and as the manager, I

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Speaker 1: can make you. Oh I got shot out. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Can I make this deposit or not? I've been standing

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Speaker 1: here for a good twenty minutes and no one will

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Speaker 1: come to the tailor window. Give me your money, old man? Okay,

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Speaker 1: mean he's a great customer. It's penny is you do

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Speaker 1: you want to count on my rolled? Um? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to take from people.

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Speaker 1: That's why we're robbing this bak. We were robbing the person.

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Speaker 1: And he's also a public servant. He's been a postal worker.

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Speaker 1: He volunteers at the fire department even though he can't

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Speaker 1: do anything. And he puts on a pancake breakfast on

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Speaker 1: his deck every month, on his what on his deck?

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Speaker 1: On silver player? Like her Instagram post any sense? Okay

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Speaker 1: o my cray. I didn't think I did, but why

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Speaker 1: would you? Like one of your Instagram puts, maybe I'm

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Speaker 1: more special than I thought. Down this is a bank robber.

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Speaker 1: Your mother. Wriggle, what's cord here? I'm Rob Wriggle. Rob.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Just rubbing banks with practicing for role?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? This guy's a real pro. Wow?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? You got an Instagram account? What's

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Speaker 1: your hand? I like you? What's your handle? I like you?

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Speaker 1: What is your handle? I'm into you? Man, Talk to me, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow you away here. Look at his phone.

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Speaker 1: Get the hell away from me. Man, It's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna talk to you. What's your hand? I like you?

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Speaker 1: Talk to me? What is your handle? Like? I gotta

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Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm doing a pizza roll later on,

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Speaker 1: so you can catch me over a pizza. Pizza, but

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Speaker 1: the pizza, so find me there, all right? Okay? An Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, up some Morgans. This has been a weird day.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say that out loud? This has been

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Speaker 1: a weird day. I could finally agree, you know, A

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Speaker 1: couple of people did, but it was tolf defense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and like people are liking my Instagram stuff. It don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want those two things to be like the

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Speaker 1: same level. Okay, can you just give us money and

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Speaker 1: we will leave. I am a manager. I do not

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Speaker 1: have the money. Now he's dead. What should we do?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Can we open an account here? You

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Speaker 1: could absolutely open an account. I can help you do that.

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Speaker 1: I can help you. Yeah. So it's about like you know,

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Speaker 1: six or seven months running around and fixed in the

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Speaker 1: and oh ship, oh my, this this lights bean going

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Speaker 1: on for a minute. Um no, I shouldn't answer. It's

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Speaker 1: someone will pick up the emergency line. It's not that

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Speaker 1: big at you. But yeah, not just crazy kind of

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Speaker 1: think about what the you have, the flow of it

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Speaker 1: all is, you know what I mean. So it's it's

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Speaker 1: not that's not complaint. Well, news flash, I press the

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Speaker 1: emergency button. So in a few minutes, you guys are

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Speaker 1: all gonna be busted, busted, busted, and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be a hero and I'm not just going to be

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Speaker 1: a bank manager anymore. I'm going to be a badass

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Speaker 1: because I a woman killed two men. You were never

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Speaker 1: going to open account for us in the first place,

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Speaker 1: were you never? That's rude. You're rude. That's rude, Like

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Speaker 1: the post and Rob Briggles seems to be kind of

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Speaker 1: into me as well. He's so strange. Calm this down.

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Speaker 1: This is nothing that a pancake breakfast. Can't saw what

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Speaker 1: the That's right? You have a gun. That's right, it's

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Speaker 1: a Civil War musket. Are you sure you shouldn't answer

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Speaker 1: that call? That thing is flashing really red and really fast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I am. I sure, you know, yeah, it goes.

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Speaker 1: going home. Oh yeah, that feels right. When the cops

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Speaker 1: what did you search on this thing? Started? Bank alarms?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay? All right? Um, Umber, why you should quit?

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Speaker 1: James Juice Ponds. Boss. Hey, they're all Cole is doing

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Speaker 1: great standing host. Thanks Kevin clearly meant for me to

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Speaker 1: read that, so thanks Kevin. Fanciest day one. You're all hilarious.

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Speaker 1: this at work. That's the anonymous thing. Can I get

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Speaker 1: is ione gonna take my debit card? Or how does this?

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Speaker 1: How do I pay? What is going on? CJ? Get

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Speaker 1: see you insert the chip. I don't want to cut line,

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Speaker 1: but do you have oat milk? Because if you don't

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Speaker 1: Can I get my drinks? Or? What's going on? Here?

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Speaker 1: You sad? Here you go? Here you go? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Now? I'm not man? All right? We

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Speaker 1: I'd like an iced oat milk matra iced unsweetened gross,

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Speaker 1: but we got nonsweetened one. Okay? What's wrong with cash? Credit?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with him? Is nothing wrong with him? She

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Speaker 1: did it again? Oh she's cheating on I'm constantly well

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Speaker 1: what is she on again? Off again? That's never good.

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Speaker 1: That's what I say. At this point, I just feel like,

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Speaker 1: off again? No, I'm just I'm just doing me. I've

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Speaker 1: interested in any sort of companionship. Is that an option?

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Speaker 1: It is? It's going great for me. And here's your

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Speaker 1: I don't have any cash. Can I give you this lipstick?

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Speaker 1: I still have that guy's pin numbers. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: not cool. It's alright, it's fine, thank you, Thank you

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Speaker 1: gonna get this. Okay, this drive order driver listening, How

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Speaker 1: do you have a caffeinated coffee? Yeah? I have caffeinated coffee. Idiot?

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Speaker 1: What I said? I have caffeinated coffee, idiot. Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: Can I go before this? I don't want to wait

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Speaker 1: I'll cut your back. You want to talk to her,

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Speaker 1: Malcolm is that your name? Don't you can't do that? Oh?

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Speaker 1: that's his name, Malcolm Brand. Oh what's an American? American

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Speaker 1: Why are you holding my job against me? You know

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Speaker 1: what's important you do. I work in a kiosk at

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Speaker 1: that breaks. Why would you hold that against her? C J?

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Speaker 1: Because she's has all the time in the world to

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Speaker 1: bottom of this. What's wrong with the relationship. Well, evidently,

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Speaker 1: what's your name, honey, it's Penelope. I love the amount

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Speaker 1: of ponytails you have, Thank you, thank you. Never seen

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Speaker 1: How do I get the coffee? I've never used the drive.

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Speaker 1: We needed to pull up to the next window. You're

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Speaker 1: I see you now, I'm waving out the window. That's me.

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Speaker 1: That's me. Pull up. I'm pulled up next to you. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: that mask? He listen, he's got to ask somebody noticed

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Speaker 1: you're one. I'm sorry that I had to pick up

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Speaker 1: extra shifts. Okay, but both Dan and Rick were killed

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Speaker 1: not sure, just because we're kindred spirits fixings And I

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Speaker 1: guess to drink please? Or what do you want to drink?

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Speaker 1: Like two smoothies, two brown smoothies, when green and like

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Speaker 1: you mean coffee smoothies? No? No, not just two brown smithies?

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Speaker 1: Like do you want chocolate chick? No? No, not just

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Speaker 1: can you do a blended dog? Dog? Yeah? I want

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Speaker 1: a hot dog blended? Please? We don't do those anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we got two blended dogs. Just drinking summer drinks, just

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Speaker 1: summer drinking. Baseball season. I know you got the dogs

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Speaker 1: First of all, your coffee is disgusting. You aren't supposed

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Speaker 1: I give that to you. You're talking to me. Why

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Speaker 1: be something wrong with your quality outside. Maybe should we

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you. I just I just can't

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Speaker 1: You're never yourself? Be yourself. You're always like we're getting somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Should I take the mask off? Yes, take the mask

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Speaker 1: then I'll be vulnerable to diseases and to heartbreak. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: You get the metaphor. You're doing it yourself now. I

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Speaker 1: am okay, okay, what do you want? I want us

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Speaker 1: to get back together? I mean to drink. I would

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Speaker 1: like one of those shaking crazy teas. Okay, shake it good. Wow,

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Speaker 1: there that'll be nine dollars nine. You're marking it up

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Speaker 1: from expensive. You're getting the broken heart discount. Sounds like

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Speaker 1: What are you doing this? What's what? What's your name? Tabitha?

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Speaker 1: a Tabitha top. That's the name of the kiosk. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you deserve better get out of here. This guy's a

415
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Speaker 1: scum because you're you're charge youners so much for a

416
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Speaker 1: blended tea where you just did that. You just said

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Speaker 1: nine to I don't know too hot dog blended. I

418
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Speaker 1: already told him it's not in season, but can you

419
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Speaker 1: help me with it? Okay? If they want unripping hot dogs,

420
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Speaker 1: that's fine, but they're making a blended hot dog. I'll

421
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Speaker 1: have one. Christis guy wants let yeah, can I get

422
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: a slam box? I just want? No, no, no, no, okay,

423
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Speaker 1: can you get a little slaw in there? No cabins?

424
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Speaker 1: Extra mail? What's the word I wanted the dog blinders?

425
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Speaker 1: What they wanted to slaw on the mail? Okay? I'm

426
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: so sorry, but my car just broke down and ripped

427
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Speaker 1: my shirt off, so I decided to do an open

428
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: circuit on the road. Sorry, but an open circuit mean

429
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Speaker 1: I'm just I do cross fit. Oh nowhere, I don't

430
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Speaker 1: want any service. I'm actually here to give you. You know,

431
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Speaker 1: I'm a kindergarten teacher. My kids would love to see this.

432
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: You know, a guy working on cars they like. The

433
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Speaker 1: kids would love it. If you want to know, why

434
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Speaker 1: are you standing closer to him? Okay? You helped fix

435
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: my screen? Yeah you look familiar. Wow, I never forget

436
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Speaker 1: an eye. It's one beautiful eye. Here's a blended slaw.

437
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: What if I take down my three ponytails? Shake this

438
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: hair out? Oh my god, that's like bait. Who look

439
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: at my hair layers. It's falling out, frosted, just in patches.

440
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: My kids would love to have you come in come

441
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: in here? Can I touch you? Can I touch you? Consent?

442
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Put your dress down? I didn't put it up. It

443
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: flew up. Here's your dog wanted? But you've got to

444
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: drive away. Okay, I heard somebody trying to order a

445
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: slam box. Could I get a slam box? You gotta

446
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: go around and get back into the line because you

447
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: are holding up all herom here. I already have slam boxing. Okay,

448
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: here's a slam box. I feel that, and I just

449
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: I want you to know that you're a powerful person

450
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: and then you have everything you need to do whatever

451
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: you sorry, do you want to get out of here?

452
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: All this talk about box slamming to go? I wish

453
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: I could I gave up sex. What can I get

454
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: for you, sir? A little time? Some time? You want

455
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: that hall or large, whatever signs you're comfortable giving. My

456
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: kids would love to just meet you. I think I

457
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: just want to come by then draw I didn't it

458
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Speaker 1: was I did. I did. Drive You gotta listen to

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Speaker 1: this guy. This guy, I told you you can't be

460
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: here without order what you want. I just want some time?

461
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: What holy ship? Hey, why don't you get the people

462
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: in the drive to to come in I think this

463
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: is an important moment. All right, I'll tell him. But okay,

464
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Speaker 1: hey sir, sir, yeah, you're allowed to come in. Slam

465
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Speaker 1: box is incredible, but they're we haven't got our sly

466
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: yet or any of our Just come on in. The

467
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: drugs was broken? Come inside or drive around and just

468
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Speaker 1: park your car. Do you even have slice on? We're

469
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: not gonna come in nless you have slice on ice? Yeah?

470
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: We have, we have slice on. Do you got a

471
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: fish cup? Yeah? Boiled or not? Not? We boiled? I

472
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: mean it's not boiled, but you want I used anyways? Yeah,

473
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: she could comment, Okay, I'm I'm right next to you.

474
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you really do look like Bain right in

475
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Speaker 1: front of me. And the core of it all, if

476
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Speaker 1: we really think about I'm gonna just a massage this

477
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Speaker 1: part to relax my handy, uh and and the core

478
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: of it comes down to how do you feel? What's

479
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Speaker 1: your hand? I feel like start over. I need to

480
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: move to a new town and start over, maybe with

481
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: with you. Maybe I just met you, but maybe I

482
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: could go with you. But look at his hand. It's

483
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Speaker 1: on my boob. It's hands on my boob. Okay, let

484
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: me just put my hand in my pocket. Hey, Cliff,

485
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: do you get that time now yet? If they don't,

486
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: gotta get like sage or Regano or something, I gotta

487
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: put something in my pasta sauce. Wait, you wanted the

488
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: spice out? Yeah? What do a good one? Holy ship?

489
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: You're what c J lining back? I'm c J. I'll

490
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: talk to myself. It's okay. You've been all of a

491
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: sudden googly eyeing. This guy knows what the fun I've

492
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: just been following false ideas and really don't worship false gods.

493
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Speaker 1: He'll go to hell. Jesus Christ, you're bleeding, ma'am. I

494
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on today at all. Hot, I'm

495
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: trying to help people. Nobody wants to be helped in

496
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Speaker 1: your worshiping false god. You just start going to go

497
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Speaker 1: to hell, and you're gonna go to hell, and you

498
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: keep your shirt off. Keep your shirt off. That guys

499
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Speaker 1: haven't it has my tech? Somebody, somebody get him. Get

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Speaker 1: him some espresso on the scroll disgusting. I don't want

501
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: to drink coffee. It's terrible. Get some green tea like

502
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Speaker 1: fish cups, unboiled unboiled fish cop We never got one

503
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: of our brown Smith brown Smith one. We really need

504
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: we need that plays. I totally forgot about the Bronx movies.

505
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: But we've got an emergency in here right now. Everyone

506
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: did ever live give is doomed to die. I'll save

507
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: one that might be you come back here, put your

508
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: hand in my book, will perish at you? Wow? If

509
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: that was really brave of you, Penelope, I just feel

510
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: like we got let's just see you. Let's just start

511
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: over for Let's get out of here. Let's start over.

512
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. It's just like almost word

513
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Speaker 1: for work this time it is for real. Ye. But

514
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: you're the best man, all right. I'll cover the rest

515
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: of your shift. Hey, you can take my tips. Thanks,

516
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: and also like take care of yourself, okay, like you

517
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: put on a mask sometimes for yourself, okay, and treat yourself.

518
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm worried about you, but okay, good here, Who

519
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: do I have to low for a slam box? Sorry? Sorry,

520
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm on my water. And that's that one. Yeah, guys.

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00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: Our last scene for today is from Sean, who wrote, Hi,

522
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: my name is Sean. The show My suggestion is an

523
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: African medical mission with doctors who specialties are not a

524
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: great fit for the work, for example, a dermatologist, plastic surgeon,

525
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: or at the pedic surgeon who works professional athletes, etcetera.

526
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: Maybe a hospital administrator, a billing specialist. Alchemy that, respectfully,

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00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: Sean were worth m d oh for Mr m dude,

528
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Speaker 1: Mr damn. Yeah. I mean it's that's like the Patriots,

529
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: you know, the Jets. Uh don't know. I'm asking you

530
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: what what hospitals you served out? What do you mean

531
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: you worked at the Patriots and the Jets? Were you

532
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: a sports Yeah? You could say that you ever heard

533
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: of a guy named Tim Braby? I don't watch sports.

534
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm pretty busy trying to see Probably heard of Tim Braby?

535
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: Tim Braby? Yeah, yeah, greatest tight end of all time.

536
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Thank you worked on we are, worked on Tim braby shoulder,

537
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: worked on his back, you name it. You should have

538
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: worked on his hands because dropped break of a bowler here. Okay.

539
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: But the crazy part about that whole season was that

540
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: it wasn't It wasn't at the beginning that we saw

541
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: the outcomes of all that. It was preseason. That's when

542
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: outcomes until the end. That's what I how you doing?

543
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: You know, Tim Braby? I do know Tim Braby, Please

544
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: tell me all three of you aren't sports doctors, not exactly, No,

545
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: not just a fan. Okay, you know what we were

546
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: just talking about that season, and uh it was a

547
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,239
Speaker 1: season that Braby love your necklace. Oh, thank you very much.

548
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: You can't wear that human teeth. And we're not just

549
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: sports doctors, all right. I'm just a throat specialist. I

550
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: don't do here's but just throat. That's not that bad.

551
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: Actually that's at least I'm an infectious disease. Thank god,

552
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: this is happening to athletes. Doctors. We have a bad case. Okay,

553
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: we're prepared for that, professionals. He's in room two. I

554
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: have him come here. Who's in room one? No, we

555
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: can't have him come to us. He's in a quarantine roman.

556
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: Why not put him in room one? One? Is we're

557
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: using that's kind of like a storage facility right now,

558
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: then you should just renumber so that that's one. It

559
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: was honestly number one before we put boxes in there,

560
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: which just happened to be the closest thing to the truck.

561
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: But nonetheless, but I think that we should call whatever

562
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: room he's in, room one. I've been in charge of

563
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: this for a long time. Don't come in here day

564
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: one trying to tell me renumber my rooms. Look, we're

565
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: doing this like kind of for free. This is a

566
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: humanitarian thing. Kurtoy, that is your name. It's Curtis. Oh

567
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: I thought you said Kurtoy. No I heard. So the

568
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: doctors will be here in just a moment. I'm very

569
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: What are your symptoms exactly? I am coughing, I've fever yeah, okay, Um,

570
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding. Yeah, I see that. Okay. Um, I'm gonna

571
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: need you to step on the scale first. Jesus Christ,

572
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to step on the scale for

573
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: a second. Okay, take your weight here? Wow? Have you

574
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: always weide this much? Have you had any recent weight loss? Yes,

575
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I've lost fifty pounds in the last week. Right, Okay,

576
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: so you're eighty nine pounds now, okay, is that bad? Um?

577
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: We'll let me take your height. Let me see your

578
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: height here. Okay, you're six three, that's you. Look it's

579
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: a little thing. It's like shooting guard. Are you hYP you? Uh?

580
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 1: You watch do I watch sports? I do watch sports?

581
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing in here without

582
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: a half match suit? Well? You guys are over there

583
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: playing Dilly Delhi. We trips on. Well, we gotta quarantine

584
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: this nurse. I know, I'm fine. Take that off, Take off,

585
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: rooky mistake. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. You're an idiot.

586
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm the patients right here. It's very likely that this

587
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: patient has a bowl. Hello, sir, I'm an infectious disease specialist,

588
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: doctor Anita Squaw. That's a great name. Thank you. And

589
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: your name is man. You're very thin, very very thin. Man.

590
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: A lot of my friends would be jealous. I have

591
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: a lot of antarexic friends. Yes, So where did that

592
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: nurse go? I don't know. Girl on the nurse, What

593
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: do you want me to do? The nurse was exposed.

594
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: You can't go anywhere. Your gloves are off, and I'm

595
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: trying to work chase down the nurse. Okay, I'm working

596
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: with control here promsolutely foot with the bedside man or

597
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: it sounds a little what is that check check? It

598
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: sounds like what well, you're telling him he should be lucky.

599
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: He's dying. If a bullet, I gotta go. I'm gonna

600
00:36:51,680 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: go find that I am I should I balance hang out, Marvin.

601
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: I did not mean to say You're lucky to be

602
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: dying of a bowla. Okay, there's worse ways to go, Marvin.

603
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: I can tell you that you ever heard of Tim Braby? No,

604
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know the Patriots and the Jets.

605
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: I mean we get a lot of their T shirts

606
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: for free here yet? Oh great? So you watch I

607
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: watch best more of an NBA fan? Okay, yeah, I've

608
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: done some NBA stuff. You sure you haven't heard? You're

609
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: a good guy. Look I heard Ebola and I'm kind

610
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: of locked into that, are you? Are you sure you

611
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: have a bowla? I keep hearing people say I have

612
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: a bullet. You think you do? There's an outbreak. Your

613
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: symptoms match the symptoms of a bowla pretty clearly. It

614
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: was bit by a baboon last week. That's bad for you.

615
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: What was going on? What are you guys watching? It

616
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. We don't need to know how they got

617
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: into it or whatever happened between you and the baboon

618
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: is between you and the battle. I'm sorry, it's really

619
00:37:55,719 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: stuffy here. I'm just gonna open up this tent up.

620
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: That's better. Listen. I know this is bad. This means

621
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: the germs are getting out. This let's just do it, Brian, Brian,

622
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: step back from the buffet. I'm starting, Brian, Please don't

623
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: go over by that. Okay, weak what's up? Makes his

624
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 1: chicken with the rice and every day else? Okay, nobody

625
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: this food, This food is off limits. Don't know what

626
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean? Good, Okay, I'm sure that you'll understand. This

627
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: food has now been tainted by a quarrantin somebody that

628
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: should be quarantined. You're stain. We can't. I've had a

629
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: long day of making spinal adjustments to people. Well, unfortunately,

630
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: Brian here was exposed to bulls looking up my feed.

631
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: This bad boom before people. Okay, okay, okay, keep a

632
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: little bit of the food. Okay, okay, come in. I

633
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: make the food all right, and you're gonna tell me

634
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: right now that I guess some of the food that's inside. Well,

635
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: you know how dangerous it is here. I know how dangerous.

636
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm working with a crazy doctor, Brian. This nurse here,

637
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: it was just exposed a nurse. I don't know what

638
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: your position is. We're just people. Listen, Brian, I need

639
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: you to go into room number three. Zip the door

640
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: which three now? Because now everything's all follow the actual

641
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: numbers in the doors. Follow the yellow grow d. I'm

642
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: gonna freak the funk out, Bryan, get into room number three.

643
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: You guys, this food can't be served. Come on, no,

644
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: just don't serve it. It's an order from the doctor. Okay,

645
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: I've got to get back to room number two. And

646
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: how long have you had this tension? This tension, This

647
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: tension has been growing since the kissing contest cerily all

648
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: because you might need some cupping to reduce the anxiety.

649
00:39:54,120 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: Just welcome to kissing contest. That serio. See what did

650
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: I say? Local celebrity doesn't mean you can funk up

651
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: the name of the look. You two are just the kissers.

652
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm the pace of this competition. Well, I want to

653
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: necessarily okay, your confused because Sara Lee, the Cheesecake Company,

654
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: is sponsoring this. That is true. That was a generous offer.

655
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: That was true. That's true. So I'm justified here. No

656
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: hold on, no, you gotta say, Sierra, I'm not here

657
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: to fight. I'm here to this. What we want you

658
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: to remember, you two are kissing every person that walks

659
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: up to your boots. Understand, you only get one refusal

660
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: of the day. One refusal of the day, and you're

661
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: gonna hold the big sign and say never Never ain't

662
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Would rather die? Yeah? Or that I can

663
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: also work. And nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Nobody doesn't like.

664
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: Nobody doesn't like. It's a double bat. It's their slogan.

665
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: It's just that's such a word jump sly. Why can't

666
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: we can't change their slogan at this point, if he's

667
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: gonna say, Sarah Leone, I don't know why kids changed, Okay,

668
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: so then I have to say they're slogan. Yes, they're sponsoring.

669
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: Is it looks like we have somebody out there waiting.

670
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: Has anybody at this booth? Yea? We right with you? Okay,

671
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: you too. You're the blue team, You're the right team.

672
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: Whoever gets more kisses winds? Do we have our own booths?

673
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: Do we share a booth? No, you have your own booth. Okay, okay.

674
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: So he came to I'm just I'm spinning right and gentlemen,

675
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Sera Leon Kissing Sarah Li Sierra Leone Kissing Contest. Welcome

676
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: to the Sarah le Sera Leone Contest. The ladies and gentlemen,

677
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: I know why you came here. You came here to

678
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: get kissed. Makes a noise over you're too professional kissers.

679
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: You know her. She's from Newark, New Jenna. Make some

680
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: noise for Tilly's Swanson folks. Master himself coming to you

681
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: live from Atlanta, Georgia, and gonna make some noise for

682
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: Jeff Carls. He's not coming to live from Atlanta. He's here,

683
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: Jesus alive. It's Carton Tillatin all right, Carl Leo Cartan,

684
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: till Atten, Jeff Carton, Tillaton, Jeffrey Okay, Carton, Carton, Carton Tillton,

685
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: two top kissing chips. So what happened in the contest?

686
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: Onesn't that to do with us eating and eating food? Here?

687
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: Forty two new cases of the bullet broke out that day,

688
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: and I've been sweating bullets up for sick. I'm so sorry.

689
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: I was just what are you doing? Okay? I need

690
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: your help? Who here has heard of Tim Baby that

691
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: baboon has got a get away from their goddamn a

692
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: thing or I'm their killing by I have What are

693
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: you doing coming? Tim? Tim? Come quickly come in to

694
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: come with you quickly, quickly, quickly, Marvin mart Yes, do

695
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: you recognize this guy. He looks vaguely for me. Yeah,

696
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: who do you think he is? I don't know Tim Braby. Yeah,

697
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: that's not Tim Braby. Okay, why is this unsipped? Guys?

698
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: This is completely melted down, Tim Braby. I need you

699
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: in room number four. Zip it when you get in

700
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: your under quarantine. It is a real stick that. It's Curtish.

701
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: It's name to say, you know, covid. Okay, you know

702
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: we have come down to the last kiss of the

703
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: far another have used. Ain't gonna kiss, but maybe they will.

704
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: Now our last two people to kiss are coming up, right,

705
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: you choose? Is it gonna be Tilly or Carlton? Hardon?

706
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: Sarah le Sira Leone? Before you kiss anybody? Can you

707
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: say the magic catch phrase? Sarah le Sierra Leone? Okay, Tilly,

708
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: he threw up in your booth. It means you are kissing?

709
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: Are we tied? Do I have to take this one? Well,

710
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: you can use your pass. I'll take it. I'll take it. Okay,

711
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: So say the say the phrase nobody doesn't like Sarah

712
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: Lee Leon. Alright, Carlton, it is up to you. Just Jeff, Jeff, okay, Jeff,

713
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: everybody Jeff will you be kissing or not? Know what?

714
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't like? Sara hold On, that was the pass phrase,

715
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: both past this. Yeah, what the hell? I guess um

716
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: that guy threw up in my mouth. That's not supposed

717
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 1: to happen. Look good, doctors, just give it to me straight.

718
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: I told him. I think it's what's the prugnosis? It's

719
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: a bowler. Yeah, you don't need to come in here.

720
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: This is this is Tim Braby. I don't know if

721
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: I've been into his room. I'm having trouble holding down

722
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: this cheesecake. Is there are less rich food you can

723
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: give me? Sorry, we're this hospital sponsored. I mean we're

724
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: thankful for all of the fund Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. No, No,

725
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: nobody doesn't like No. No, it's nobody does it like

726
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: it's a double negative sponsor, Sarily, what is it? It's

727
00:45:52,960 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: nobody doesn't like Sara Lee hold On, Like, sorry, say

728
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: it again. We're trying to gear Tim Marvin. Would you

729
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: like me to sign your Buffalo Bills four time Super

730
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: Bowl champions T shirt? Sure? I was getting skinnier every

731
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: fucking second, So what's the saying? What's the slugre It's

732
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: nobody doesn't like Seraly. Nobody doesn't like that. You know,

733
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: I renumbered the doors. So now we have all of

734
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: the dead and decomposing bodies in room four, a new

735
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: room four, which was old room five. Old room five.

736
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: That's that's where Tim was supposed to be. I have

737
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: no I gotta go. You gotta go to that room.

738
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: Why does he have to go there? This guy doesn't

739
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 1: look I mean, he looks great, but he doesn't look great.

740
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: Does anyone happen that's a new room six. That's a

741
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: new room six. Well that is there's only one antidote,

742
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: and we were using that to duplicate. So thanks a lot.

743
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: Well we should give it to Marvin. It's not a

744
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: duplicated We saved Marvin, and everybody else's sick is dead.

745
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: But now I've made a connection with Marvin. Come in, hello,

746
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: leave the light off. Okay, it's kind of hard to see.

747
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: My eyes are just in here, kind of like Tim

748
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: Braby last season. I'm all right, are you familiar? I

749
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 1: suppose you're here for the antidote? I am Tim Braby.

750
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: Are you familiar? Yes, that's great. It's kind of a

751
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: close personal friend of mine and worked on him, worked

752
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: on his hands shoulders. You don't have to tell every

753
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: story about me to everybody you met. Tim is I

754
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: can't believe it's Tim Remember you bigger and stronger. Look,

755
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: I got the end of the right here dropped getting anecdotes.

756
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: So now it goes to figure, if we make the baboon,

757
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: if we drain the baboon's blood, we can put the

758
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: blood in Marvin and anything. And Marvin's what you sent

759
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: a humor first thing to go. You're you're, you're in

760
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 1: good spirits. I love that. I love that. Who's gonna

761
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: drain the balloon? That's make a decision. I'll suck and spit.

762
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: So let's make it a on Marvin and then here

763
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: we go, right, Oh, humanitarian work. Can we get a bucket?

764
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: I'm losing a lot of blood and trying to spit

765
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: the hole from Marvin. Sorry, I have been sitting this

766
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: one out. I'm not I just doesn't seem throat related,

767
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: so I've just been hanging back. It's definitely throat related.

768
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: That's where the blood's coming from. Mr Tomato motto. I

769
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: might be crazy because everybody else seems to think this

770
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: as normal, but usually blood transfusion through I'm good just

771
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 1: through bags and to and I don't think this tent

772
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: is a real medical tent. I think this is all

773
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 1: just some Sarahly publicity stunt which I've seen happened before.

774
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: Rob wriggled. Here, everybody down, alright in this place? All right?

775
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: I like you? What's your name? What is your name?

776
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: Answer for you? What is your handle? I don't I

777
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: don't know how to answer. What is your handle? I

778
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: like yours? With Kobe Bryant, did ye? I would scream

779
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: that out? Well. I wanted wrong to look at me?

780
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: Why did you shoot Timber? Timbarment? Don't like you that much? Man, Okay,

781
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 1: I'm not big fan. I'm not a big fan. Alright, Boston,

782
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: but don't like you? All right? You got that feeling

783
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: me handle? Now? I don't feel comfortable. Who's that walking

784
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: through the door. It's that crazy old man who keeps

785
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: in that dark, dark room in room in new room six.

786
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: He knows that, you know, he probably has some answer here,

787
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: he goes. Why did he need that kind of intro?

788
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, I don't know is

789
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: he here or not? What does he talk? Hey, Marvin,

790
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: we're canceling your seventeenth spinoff. What canceling the spinoff whoa

791
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: Doctor Sabbatical is not going well? I thought that was

792
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: my favorite one to do. Sorry, buddy. Addressed as a local,

793
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: my name was Marvin. Marvin is just a fensive across

794
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: the board. I mean you're telling me black faces, Yes, Marvin,

795
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: look at these numbers. Look at these numbers, seven ten,

796
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: lots of numbers. Yeah, you got a five seven ten,

797
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: it's a plus ten location. Yeah, in the market. Oh

798
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: my gosh, this is in the numbers. Are through the riff,

799
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: through the riff, through the what to the riff? Are

800
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: you some kind of an alien? I have to go

801
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: take a ship. What's happening to your skin? And that's

802
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: our show for today. Everybody was that from this week.

803
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: That's a really long form, right, Well, let's let's say

804
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 1: hello goodbye to our alchemist Chris Alvarado. Hello, Goodbyeobe. Craig

805
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: get as you say hello, and I said goodbye, James.

806
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not going to not promote myself.

807
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: I got to promoted to boss no kidding, go to

808
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: under cow boss undercover at the heam and on there.

809
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: I've got some new content. I made this Rusher thing

810
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: starring vs. Jump Bolt nice, it's funny. I really enjoyed,

811
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: and Joey Greer Guys, Hello, goodbye. I'm full Stratton filling

812
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: it for Kevin. Let's thank our engineer Doug Banbe, our

813
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: post sound design artist Raphael Brito, our producer Sophie Lichtman,

814
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: and lastly, I heart Media. We encourage you all to

815
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: write a review tele everyone you've ever met and write

816
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,120
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817
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: That's your name here at alchemy this dot com. And

818
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Speaker 1: until next time, remember