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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This getting called

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Speaker 1: off the bench and finally getting in the big game

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Speaker 1: is me Cole Stratton holding things together well. Kevin Pollock

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Speaker 1: is off starring in Casino to Philip Green tries the

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Speaker 1: buffet at the luxur Let make hello to today's alchemists.

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Speaker 1: First up, a man who thought teen Wolf was a documentary,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Joey, what monster scares you? First off? Proved

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Speaker 1: me wrong. It's not okay. I dare anyone too. And

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Speaker 1: what monster scares me? Uh? Probably? Um? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing nothing Right now, I want to say,

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Speaker 1: if move on past pass, I guess uh, I guess

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Speaker 1: a uh, I guess uh you already passed. I guess

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Speaker 1: a char is hard high level Pokemon scares it all right? Sure? Sure,

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Speaker 1: dragon Fire, I was glad we waited for it. Next

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Speaker 1: she put the ram and the Rama Lama ding Dong

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Speaker 1: Vanessa Raglin v who put the bob in the bob

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Speaker 1: shoo shop? I don't know, but I'd love to meet them.

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Speaker 1: Next up, a man who looked a gift horse in

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Speaker 1: the mouth and does not give two funks about it.

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Speaker 1: Mark Eagley already. Yeah, that's right, Mark. When did you

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Speaker 1: become such a rebel? Uh? You know what it was

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Speaker 1: when I was given my first motorcycle at age four,

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Speaker 1: Me and that gift horse. He got a motorcycle too,

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Speaker 1: and we rode off into the sunset. Hell yeah, they Next,

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Speaker 1: she makes dental appointments just so she can catch up

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Speaker 1: on Highlights magazine, Caroline Cotter, Caroline, what's wrong on the

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Speaker 1: back cover this month? Um? It's just a kid walking

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Speaker 1: into a door. Simple issue. Finally, meet a guy who

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Speaker 1: once wrote a letter to Campbell's Soup praising their split pee.

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Speaker 1: Or maybe that was me, Brad Norman? What's up, Brad?

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Speaker 1: Did you ever write a company to praise or complain

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Speaker 1: about something? Yeah? Yeah, I I wrote to I've written

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Speaker 1: to Eminem, I've written to Ferrara Pan the candy company.

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Speaker 1: But mostly good, mostly good stuff, you know? Um? And uh,

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Speaker 1: I sent really hateful memes to Congressman all the time.

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Speaker 1: What's yeah? Nice? All right, Well, let's get to our

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Speaker 1: first scene. All of today's see suggestions were gathered from

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Speaker 1: our listeners emails. If you'd like to submit yours, please

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Speaker 1: write to the podcast at your name here at Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This dot com. That's your name here at Alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. Our first scene comes from Kia, who wrote

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Speaker 1: Kia Aura and Woot woot from New Zealand. New Zealand

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Speaker 1: love the show. Haven't missed an episode, so of course

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Speaker 1: that means I want to hear Vanessa's dulcet tones. Try

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Speaker 1: our accent as the team tours Hobbiton and try to

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Speaker 1: convince the guy they found a living moa because a

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Speaker 1: giant dino sized bird thought to be extinct for three

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Speaker 1: d years. Make sure they have a good feed of

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Speaker 1: traditional hangy while they're there, and try some Jandles on

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Speaker 1: for size and go from a Kylie type person gen

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Speaker 1: we have gene bulls. If anyone wants to say the Jandles,

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Speaker 1: it's just wrought that. Why were all that? How do

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Speaker 1: you gosh? Oh gosh, honey, they have genders pictures. Brice, Brice,

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Speaker 1: keep up, kids, don't have his snack claws out? They sorry?

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Speaker 1: Eating this luna bar? Does that count as a snack?

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Speaker 1: It does count as a snack? Thought it? Wait? These

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Speaker 1: are these are animals that are gonna they are gonna eat?

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Speaker 1: These are these like? Are these like animals? Like Tolkien animals, hereatronics. No, No, okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe they do, and she's not lying. There's no in

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Speaker 1: the tronics. This is not what's the rhet? You look? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's the I have a question. What is there? Please?

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Speaker 1: Cool to go to here? We talked about this, buddy.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know, what do you think it's cool?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what do I think it's cool? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for asking this, ro Okay, I'll stand on the rock.

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Speaker 1: There's a nice way to ask me to stand on

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Speaker 1: the rock. Nice to strangers, I'm nice to strangers, are

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Speaker 1: nice to me. Yes, I've been very nice. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what I think is cool. I'm getting WiFi service

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Speaker 1: is cool. Being able to check Drake's Instagram is cool.

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Speaker 1: Drake doesn't care about our family vacation, but you know

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Speaker 1: who does the people who are here with you, your

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Speaker 1: mother and father. Sorry, I thought you all asked me

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Speaker 1: He done? Yeah? I think he when he gets that

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Speaker 1: wanted to what did you What do you think was

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Dad, I don't freaking me. To make

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Speaker 1: things more interesting, how about everybody get out their snack boss,

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Speaker 1: instead of putting them away. Everyone get out any food

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Speaker 1: you've got on your body. Okay, my lunar bars, I

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Speaker 1: just put away your tongue. The great hear tiny tinny.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. You know what, when I'm back

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Speaker 1: freaking snacks. I'm not suggesting you have a snack. Everyone

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Speaker 1: gets your foot out, put it in your hands, snare it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's that yogurt talk coili? What was that? Wasn't it's

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Speaker 1: should getting what it's you know, it only feeds once

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Speaker 1: a year, and it's gonna eat a lot having fun. Honey,

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Speaker 1: what do you think they're talking about? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean if it's making more, it's not los

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Speaker 1: to choosey. It is on us to cheating. I want

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Speaker 1: to see something else. Shots come on now, plays the

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Speaker 1: wild country. It's war, but plays that. Look, there's a ring.

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Speaker 1: There's a ring. Little bind us keep us to kid

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Speaker 1: of the rings. The one ring is what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: This is part of the show. He's trying to get

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Speaker 1: me to merryam. I'm not going on Monday, I ask you,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Something would you or

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Speaker 1: something him away? Oh no, I didn't, thank you? Would

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Speaker 1: I thought it would get the kid coyly? Does that

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Speaker 1: happen all the time? Okay? Did I just wait? It's

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Speaker 1: a giant bird grabbing a man and running off with

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Speaker 1: them like he's a loose hot dog. Did you think

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Speaker 1: that was cool? Did this bird made this make a

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Speaker 1: sound that was like the last half of jay Z's laugh?

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Speaker 1: Oh my okay, okay, you know what. I take everything

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Speaker 1: I said before. This is starting to get cool. I

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Speaker 1: wish we could get him one of these whole bit houses,

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Speaker 1: but they're not really just for sobs, so that means

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Speaker 1: we just stuck at here in the wilderness. I'm Gandalf

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Speaker 1: was tinny tiny tiny what Noah ship? Alright? Alright, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna hand out some knives. Oh god. Every time

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Speaker 1: something cool happens, some very rude side conversation starts. Can

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Speaker 1: we please get on with the coolness. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: into slider and I'm gonna jump off the cliff. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: they got they got tinny the blood, that's real blood.

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Speaker 1: All right, this show is amazing, really good. I love

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Speaker 1: the show within a show thing. No, no, no, no, right, Sean,

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Speaker 1: wrap your legs around my wife's I'm gonna jump in

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Speaker 1: this clider. I'm gonna swoop down. We're going to use

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Speaker 1: the ship. Doesn't need to wrap his arms around you phone.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to do that, Sean, We're not but

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Speaker 1: you can't ask him to do that. Kinto, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need to get them. No, but he doesn't need to

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Speaker 1: to wrap his legs around. It's not about that. It's

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Speaker 1: not about that. College not come back lead. This is incredible.

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Speaker 1: They just put that gand do I can put that

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Speaker 1: on my Instagram story. You've got some real problems? Do

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Speaker 1: you know that they have real problems? Yes? I have

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Speaker 1: real problems. Okay, no, no, no sarcastic, but no, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to make it real. What are your real problems?

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Speaker 1: My real problem is that my parents dragged me halfway

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Speaker 1: across the flat earth. Because it's based on something that

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Speaker 1: my parents read and what was it? Third grade? Fourth grade?

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Speaker 1: Third and fourth grade is the rings right? And that

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Speaker 1: because you read it when you were half my age,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to think it's cool. Now that's exactly right. Son.

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Speaker 1: We will ground you until you admit that because wish

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Speaker 1: you would ground me. I wish you would. This is

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Speaker 1: going to mad it when a memorea eat a mamoa?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm sorry, Like what happened with the gama? Lad? Lead?

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Speaker 1: Is that using a letter we don't know about in America?

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Speaker 1: Or I'm a I'm ah look at that? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: where's lads going going? I mean going on the good thing.

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Speaker 1: We need to count. Wow, that is three in a row. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: half points because three people have died on this trip. Well, honey,

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Speaker 1: they haven't really died. To make a plan now, the

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Speaker 1: assumption is that they've dined. Honey. Listen, it's the part

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Speaker 1: of the show where we make a plan. You go,

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Speaker 1: you go on Coyly, it's coil. That's what he said.

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Speaker 1: There's north schar this is there's no shar. There's no shar.

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Speaker 1: I see what it is. It's not a bit. You're

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Speaker 1: to catch up on this wave. We're with some. We're

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Speaker 1: with them, the Lord of the Rings storing. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: just hiked through a living history museum of rude Kiwi

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Speaker 1: side conversations. Oh, this guy's go the yeah as you

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Speaker 1: as you read Lord of the Rings or no, we're

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Speaker 1: it's like one of those like LARPing things where the

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Speaker 1: Bryce on the table do you want to do? You

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Speaker 1: want to wind up in a loincloth like seawn over here?

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Speaker 1: Maybe if it means I get to fly home. No offense, Sean,

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Speaker 1: in the back. God, I can't hear you. Brycewell, don't

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Speaker 1: bring up banging the loincloth. Man. Do you think it's

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Speaker 1: freaking stranger? He's not a stranger. Cast members have been eaten.

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Speaker 1: Is this for real? Yes, yes, sure it is. It's

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Speaker 1: for real. It's not real. Sorry. If we had animatronic technology,

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Speaker 1: that good the tour. Oh, I guess that's another New

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Speaker 1: Zealand thing to us, a local word it means showed up. Stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd like a veggim my diet. You got that you want?

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Speaker 1: Deluted deed? Hello? Hello, hey brides man, I was y God,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for calling. I am dying. I

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Speaker 1: just at a place where we got to see where C. S.

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Speaker 1: Lewis wrote about his Christian beliefs. There's no wardrobe, there's

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Speaker 1: no Narnia. My vacation suck. Yeah, yea, I know what

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Speaker 1: the hutch and the kids with the swords. And stuff

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Speaker 1: guess C S stands for crappy sir, guy, honey, let's

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Speaker 1: so you were saying about the yes, welcome to the home.

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Speaker 1: This is where C. S. Lewis wrote the screw tape letter. Yes, so, um,

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Speaker 1: How do you say? Right? Shut up? I well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's what that huddle that it's a sidebar? Are you

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Speaker 1: from happening. Made my air's wet, gold ore weigling really good.

412
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 1: Right now, Look at hey can we go al, I'm

413
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: look out on weg all due d Now that guy's

414
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: dad's not here, I smell. I can go under the water,

415
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: and that I can go to the top all the

416
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: water at well. I can run fast also on land

417
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: when your uncle is your brother, Clapper switter minute, Hey, dufe,

418
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: you can run fast on land. I can run fast

419
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: on land. I timed it. You haven't. We've been trying

420
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: to keep below profile. Man, have you been rampaging? I

421
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: go through town and I say streaking, streaking, streaking. Well,

422
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: he's a natural sprinter. He can't. He can't. Your uncle

423
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 1: is your lover, Clap your free Okay, panty pantsy, just stop.

424
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: That's that's that's enough. I just I just worry about

425
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: this family staying together now that dad's gone into prison. Look,

426
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: the family is two together objectively, right, Well, no, I

427
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: just think we need That's what I'm saying about rules,

428
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: all right, Strong fences make good neighbors. Hey, brother, um,

429
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: I just heard you guys talking over here, jumping the

430
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: mud with us. Come on, okay, two brother um, brother ted,

431
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a nap. If you there's a

432
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: big surprise. Well, we just established a rule twiler. It's

433
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: it's it's it's him on my sister's and me on

434
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: his sisters. Wait, we're all just trying to take a break. No,

435
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: I was just saying I was going to take a nap.

436
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: And also I'm horny, right sure, Hey, hey was doctor

437
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: to shove jobs sitting over there looking at us to

438
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: ignore him like I've kind of walked by him a

439
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: couple of times. I kind of did. I kind of

440
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: looked at him in the eyes to see what was

441
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: going on, and he just seems like a real dumb

442
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Doctor. I don't care how long you

443
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: spend research in these animals. Your your papers make no sense.

444
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: You're telling me that the sisters and brothers some kind

445
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: of rum. I'm saying that after three to four months.

446
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: It took after about three to four months of daily observation, um,

447
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: I noticed that there was a bit more of a

448
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: complex social structure than we may have thought before. So

449
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: how should we kill them? How does it help us

450
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: know how to kill that? Still aren't this jury is

451
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: still out on us killing them. Sorry, back from our break.

452
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: It was a good break break for me. You went,

453
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: I went on a break, okay, So okay, well, I'm

454
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: sure we're talking about a break. We were just on.

455
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: I understand that I didn't know that. What's wrong with you?

456
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm dumb? Yeah, I have a question, doctor the doctor.

457
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: I'd love to know doctor Chuck. You're a doctor. I

458
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: don't know her at all. You're a doctor. You can

459
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: answer it. You could get to know me. Well paid

460
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: for one dinner, I'd be a pretty good day. I

461
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: lost my wallet four times, Dan, I didn't know what

462
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: pants they were in. You're always just scrub pants. Well,

463
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: it's the same pair, but I have about thousands of

464
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: these pants in my house. You have thousands of the

465
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: same pair of pants. Yes, I'm an investor. Guys, I

466
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: don't want to alarm me. As looking out the window,

467
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: the water pigs are moving up on the building. This

468
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: has to okay, Okay, we gotta kill this him. Okay,

469
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: wait should we do? Should we strangle them? And trying

470
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: to tell you this for seventeen hours? You don't have

471
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: to kill them at all, thank you. They're climbing up

472
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: the side of the building. Problem with hippos is why

473
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: they're being so bold is body positivity. I mean, we

474
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: used to shame these animals and shame them into the

475
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: creeks and streams and pretty hungry hippos. Do you remember that?

476
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: If anything, it's acceptance of their body posts, which is,

477
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: if we lost this streak, if we just yell out

478
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: the window nice things about their bodies, they'll go away

479
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: on their own, sir. The antithesis of that. But if

480
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: we all mean things about their body, shame them in

481
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: ways they don't expect the shove job, this seems like

482
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: a pile of Listen to a hippo is a complex empathetic.

483
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: In climbing, I can climb. Do you know what? I'm

484
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: gonna die looking good? But let's cannot stop me. Oh oh,

485
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: that is wow. That that the rest are dead, but

486
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: that one is still climbing a dominable spirit. I've got

487
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: at his wriggling ears, always so cute. Can we please

488
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: say nice things, council people, if you allow me. You there, hippo,

489
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: you might want to not eat so many snack food,

490
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: They say, hippo, hippo, hippo, hippo. I might not want

491
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: the food. It's not I'm just saying, if if you,

492
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: if you want to meet a nice girl someday or

493
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: a nice boy, want to change yourself physically in some way,

494
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: doctor show. I don't think you can say that it'll work.

495
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: Trust just shoot it in the head. That's me so

496
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: many just shoot it. I'm I'm forced to use extreme measures. Hippo.

497
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: Do you see me? I see you, I see you

498
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: for who you really? Old hippo, googo Rex, Relax, relax.

499
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: This hippo has been nothing but kind to you. I

500
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: have come on, come on, this is science. You impression

501
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: on my brother and it was Spot's actually enjoying. This

502
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: is what I was afraid of. You waited too long.

503
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: The hippos are too in bred. They have no sense

504
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: of self. Look, we just want to kill them. We

505
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: don't want to hurt their feeling. Joinning like that. Now,

506
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: let's dousted and gasoline light on fire. That's a good

507
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: idea Ide and I agree on something. Okay, great, Now,

508
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 1: let's all just think for a second and decide who

509
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: we want to be in a relationship with. Dan. What

510
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: what the hell? Wait? Did you just pick Dan? No?

511
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: I mean I thought we were all doing it. I'll

512
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: pick Dan. You're in a relationship with out there now,

513
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: I get doctor shove. He seems not he knows a

514
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: lot about hippo's. Yeah, actually, after meeting you all, I'm

515
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: thinking about going into the church again. Again. You didn't

516
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: list that when you listed your credentials. I'm a former priest.

517
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: That was my master's degree. That's over. Master did not

518
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: get drafted or well, let's just say no, that sucks. Hey, guys,

519
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: they're still a hippo climbing the building outside. I'll look

520
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: at that top, all right. Uh man, I don't get

521
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: any guess, but what I do have, I got a

522
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: heart of gold and I'm gonna tackle that himmo, and

523
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump off of this me. You're going to

524
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: have to because he's too done to be self aware.

525
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: And you're also in a relationship with him now. And you, well,

526
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: you chose the hippo very easily over me after I

527
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: said I wanted to be in the relationship with you.

528
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: So I won't feel bad, don't feel bad. I'm just

529
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: saying I'll take the know I'll get I get it.

530
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: This is for you because I don't think we connected enough,

531
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. And this is also for you because

532
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: I think that I think I slipped through your fingers.

533
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: Everything I would have I would have kept it up

534
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: for a while. I don't know why guys Dufe is

535
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 1: at the window here. I go, oh, he just jumped

536
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: on back. I'm okay, and they what are they doing it?

537
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: You're taking a break. That's hippo guy, It's good. Yeah,

538
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: that's where we thought it would go. I imagine a

539
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: statue in the city square at the end of you know,

540
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: a hundred years later and you know, like is sort

541
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: of like ending like the Grand Budapest Hotel, like, oh,

542
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: it's just a stole spoiler. I was gonna watch bud tonight.

543
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: I ruined it for you. Dan is in it. And

544
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: our last scene today is from Audrey, who wrote, Hey, alchemists,

545
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 1: love the show, especially now that it comes out twice

546
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: a week. Quick proposal, hear me out three times a week.

547
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Don't answer you yet, think it over. Listen to the

548
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: last episode. Here's my suggestion. Can we here some unaired

549
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 1: appraisals from Antiques Road Show? Thanks so much. I hope

550
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: to hear what you do with this, but if not,

551
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: I'll keep listening and I'll only hold a tiny grudge. Audrey,

552
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: this is this is very pretty. But if you brought

553
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: to me here today, um, this is my grandmother's inherited

554
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: baby shoes. So she got these um from her grandmother.

555
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: Are you telling him where I got him? Yes, I'm

556
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: telling you your baby shoes, Grandma. My baby shoes fit

557
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: my baby feet. Yeah, so that's kind of what that's

558
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 1: what we know about it, and that's what baby shoes

559
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: her baby feet. Yeah. But but she got some from

560
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: her from her grandmother, who was from um France the country. Yeah,

561
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: I know, Francis, it's like kind of in Europe. I

562
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: know what I know what end to Francis. I didn't

563
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: fit me when I was bigger. Well, the baby shoes

564
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: that I think that might be what makes them variable. Oh,

565
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: that is not what makes them value. But I'd like

566
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: to draw your attention to this on the bottoms that

567
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: you see that little the initials on the bottoms there

568
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: and the date seventeen eighty three. You see that seen three? Oh,

569
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: I guess for some reason I thought that was a

570
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: shoe size. Oh no, no, no three or the years

571
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: they came from her grandmother, who came from her grandmother,

572
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: who came from her grandmother. The shoes for actually going

573
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: to see w A M written Donna. I thought that

574
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: was a band name. No, that well, that's w h

575
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: A M w A M is that is van Mozart.

576
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: These are Mozart baby shoes. They're right, I know, Oh

577
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: my god, that you have Mozart's baby shoes. I wonder

578
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: if they fitted his feet when he was a baby,

579
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: and then they fitted another baby's feet, and on dandelion,

580
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: then they fitted another baby. Are you a descendant of Mozart?

581
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It's a very famous

582
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: composer from the late nineteenth century eighteenth century classical music. Grandma,

583
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: do you want to think of twink a little stock? Now?

584
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: You don't. You're not familar to think of drink a

585
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: little stock? Granma? He did write it. That's not how

586
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: much they weren't, kid, Yeah, seven hundred million dollars are

587
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: very rich. Now, that's just one of our success stories

588
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: from here in uh South Boston City. And fun fact,

589
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: not a lot of people know this, but Wolfgang Amadeus

590
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: Mozart died in a popper's grave riddled with venarial disease.

591
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: Let's see fact it is. It's a super fun fact.

592
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: Let's move on into some more collectibles. What's happening over

593
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: in the West Wing. Well, I thought I didn't know

594
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: what it was, that those are rocket first, but then

595
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: when I brought it inside, the rock outs soft, and um,

596
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: well it looks like ship and daste like ship. It

597
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: smells like it. But if you dig inside and you

598
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: pull out, it's this ring. And if you get it

599
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: next to a fire lights up and uh and if

600
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: you put it on you go into indivisible and uh

601
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: so how much is it worth? Can I eat it? Well?

602
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: First of all, thank you so much for bringing this in.

603
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: We have wanted to see one of these in a

604
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: long time. And when something like this comes in oftentimes

605
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: collectors and the light like to say thanks for the sediment.

606
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: I'll keep going. Um. What what we have here is

607
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: some standard uh six ounces of fluid Middle Earth. Um.

608
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: And within the Middle Earth, it seems you found the

609
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: one ring to rule them all. Tell me, when you

610
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: hold the ring up to a heat source, do you

611
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: see any Elvish? I mean to when I gets by

612
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: fire lots up? Sure? Sure, sure, So this ring was

613
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: probably brought over here by immigrants escaping the Great Kashmir

614
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 1: wars Um around b C. And it was last owned

615
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: by Elvish Pressley. Um. And what you have there is

616
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 1: something Elvish Pressley saying, well, not exactly. You know, he's

617
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: a he was a fantasy character that also sang um.

618
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: But what what you have here is in wit alone.

619
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Speaker 1: The gold ring is worth at least i'd say three

620
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: hundred galleons, which is a pirate currency translated to I

621
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: would say, you're sitting in you want to ensure it

622
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: for at least forty k I don't have that kind

623
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 1: of money. I can't put for Well, if you sold

624
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: the ring, you could ensure it. And how much is

625
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: it worth? Oh, it's worth at least forty five dollars. Yeah.

626
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: You want to be careful with it, though, because the

627
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: more you wear it and the more your skin will

628
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: turn green and you will become a slave to the

629
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: hunger of the piece of jewelry. So I can't eat it.

630
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: Uh No, you should not eat it, No, not at all,

631
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: because nothing can destroy it except the burning heart of

632
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: Mount Doom. I understand. Well, I'm a man, and I

633
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: don't believe I'm corruptible, so I'll just keep it on

634
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: my person until then. Sounds good. All right, thank you.

635
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: Is there a rushroom round here, Yes, there is, there's

636
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: a one need no need. Wow, that is another exciting

637
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: entry into today and South Boston City. We're going to

638
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: live to our remote outside to see some textiles. Okay, great, okay, wonderful.

639
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Now this is a beautiful rock. It's a beautiful rug. Yeah.

640
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: And you'll notice the embroidery up top. You'll notice that, Okay,

641
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: that right there, that's a Nazi symbol. Okay, and then

642
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: all through right here, this is all just Nazi like

643
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: symbolism right through here. Okay, I'm sure it was. And

644
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: if you look in the dead center right here, you're

645
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: gonna see a face that's at all Hitler. Okay, that's

646
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: clearly at a film. Now you said your grandmother had this, No,

647
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want them to film this story

648
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: once we turned the camera and we can't shut it off. Pleas,

649
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know that was this is

650
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: in your family? Yeah, no, yes, okay, wow, okay, this

651
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: is great. I mean, this is and you can tell

652
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: this is high up in the third Reich. You would

653
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: get something like this only if you're in the top

654
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: echelon top rock school teacher. And I did not. I

655
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 1: thought this was just a beautiful lad I had noticed.

656
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: I mean now that I see it, I see the

657
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: shapes are jumping out of me. But I had no idea.

658
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so I mean that's clearly a swastika. Yeah, okay, okay,

659
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: And there's just there's just graphic hate speech throughout. This

660
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: is oh yoh totally. But I mean the piece itself,

661
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: what what history? Yeah, so a retail on the black

662
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: market or if you want to go into like some

663
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: far righte uh forums and whatnot, that could fetch you

664
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: somewhere between hundred two thousand dollars. Great, thank you, you're welcome. Wow.

665
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: That was surprisingly sad and emotional. Moving right on along,

666
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: we have another remote here in one of the local museums,

667
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: claiming that they have Hitler's Last breath. It's it's it's

668
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: in a ball here. I've called it. I found it,

669
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: found it at flea market. Don't take it, diddy, so

670
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: I'll call it. I bolted up and I brought here

671
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: to the museum. So it was what, so you found

672
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: it when you were in Piccadilly and then in England? Um? Great? Um?

673
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: So you were saying you found it loose and you

674
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: bottled it up. I was walking around I felt like

675
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: this hate just wash over me instid like I always

676
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: carry a little bottles of me. I noticed that around

677
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: your call me a little bittle, guys, a little bit

678
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: and I'll put put it in there. And I was like,

679
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: I've got to get to State side. I see what

680
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 1: this is. Wolf. Well, this took the last minute flight,

681
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: so it was like to get here. So I'm hoping

682
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: the less breath of the worst person ever something. Sure, Wow,

683
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: what a story, um, So thank you so much for

684
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: bringing this here. Um. Today, we had our experts take

685
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: a look at this, and they love this kind of stuff,

686
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: so for us this was really fun. Um. Now, according

687
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: to our experts who went to Harvard went to yah, Um,

688
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: they took a look at the breath and if you'll

689
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: see the bottom of the breath in the bottom of

690
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: the bottle, it has that kind of like Tiffany stamp

691
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: on it. Um. So that is how you know it

692
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: is an authentic Hitler's breath. So the claim you made

693
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: is that it's his last last one. Yeah, I'm pretty

694
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: sure it was because he's dead. He's dead, he's not

695
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: here anymore. So I thought it's probably not likely that

696
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: there's several Hitler's breaths wondering what it's probably the last one,

697
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: so yeah, so exactly. It's funny you say that actually

698
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: because this is one of the most um commonly um

699
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: counterfeited things in the art industry. UM, but yours is real. Um.

700
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: So we had our experts look at it, and you

701
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: brought this to auction today. Um, it would fetch anywhere

702
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: from three to four UM dollars, just free to four blocks.

703
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: It's always yeah, so I'm already negative, like fifty five

704
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: seven dollars. Yes, the dollars if I can interject ahead,

705
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: the dollars are for the jar. Yeah. We noticed that

706
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: is a Tiffany original jar. So not in a great condition,

707
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: but a great Yeah. Because mobile guy, we established that

708
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: it's my thing. I've got severed all the bottles. May

709
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: you should look at the bottle. You can look at

710
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: another bottle. This one's This one's long and skinny, a lot,

711
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: this one because it's probably worth that's good. Let me,

712
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wrote these down. This one's shot on fat.

713
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's like the abbot to the castello.

714
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: The other just you know, recycled value ten cents. It's

715
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: a pickle jar. It's a pickle jar and this is fine.

716
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,919
Speaker 1: Actually we're doing kind of like a live appraisal here

717
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: because we do have an expert, a bottle and a

718
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: breath expert, Miranda. And what would I call you? I

719
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Joan. Yes, yes, I would love it if

720
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: you call me Joan. Well, Joan, you're also a bottle

721
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: and breath expert. And Miranda and you're a TV star,

722
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: stop and a star. I'm just a beautiful woman. This one.

723
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: This one's Mason Jaw. It's got a top, claps down,

724
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: roll good under. Genie in side? Oh no, this it

725
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: looks like there is a genie inside. Based off of

726
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: the genie saying there's a genie in side, yeah, I

727
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 1: would say that could go for up to do. Wow,

728
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 1: that really was exciting. And antique bottles, were you any

729
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: were anyone at home fooled by Hitler's Last breath? Because

730
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: if you were, you should go to the bathroom. Now

731
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: look at the mirror and say, wow, you're dumb. But

732
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: what's going on in antique toys? Oh? Yes, hello, I'm

733
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: calling in. I was at home. I'm watching the live

734
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: stream here. Okay, go right ahead, you're live on PPS.

735
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: For some reason, you just said if anyone was fooled.

736
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 1: I was ruled yes, if you were fooled by the breath,

737
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: but you should hold on. I'm going to transfer you

738
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: to our donations line because we're gonna want to sign

739
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: you up for a brand new package where you're gonna

740
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: get a free tote decalf coffee Crystal. Say so much

741
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: for calling. Yeah, I'm getting another call and call. You're

742
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 1: live on PBS. For some reason, was fooled as well. Yes,

743
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: sir and my lover we're watching from our mud pin

744
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: and I was fooled, so I thought I would call

745
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: it on a phone, which my lover has. He has

746
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: a phone, and I called from it. Thank you so

747
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 1: much for pizza. Thanks for calling a pizza. What's it worth? Wow,

748
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: it's been really great getting all this feedback. Yes, Hello,

749
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: you call your caller. You're on the air on PBS

750
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: for that, because that's what it is. Now, Um, I'm

751
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 1: calling for the three for five dollars the wrong number.

752
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: This is PBS. We don't eat anything with salt in it.

753
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling all. Wow. I am going to turn

754
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: my phone off after this for sure. This is getting

755
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: a little embarrassing. Hi, you're on the air with PBS

756
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: that broadcasting. Hey that hippo that just called in ordering

757
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: a pizza with boyfriend? How much is that hippo worth? Okay, sir,

758
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna transfer you to auctions here, and I'm gonna

759
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: keep hosting anti scroad show I was watching to begin with.

760
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: While we cannot use can we use any of this?

761
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: We can't. And also there's no auction you can't transfer

762
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: some of the auctions. I just I'm literally just making

763
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: this up as I go along. Yeah, okay, your toy here,

764
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: this looks pretty good. Um oh yeah, uh, I'm sorry. Uh,

765
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: this is really stupid. This is a dumb toy. Wait,

766
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: you don't like that toy? Alright? Alright, alright, how about

767
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: this toy? They're all dumb? All right? How about this toy? Dumb?

768
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: Just like my fucking family. This is uh yeah, you

769
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: gotta I don't know. Yeah what what was? Who has

770
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: used this before? Does this looks used? It's like my

771
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: fucking wife? Um yeah, that's that was That toy was

772
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: used by a lady that I met last week. Yeah, Joe,

773
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: answer name, real nice lady, real nice lady cars or

774
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah. Well, we started off just playing cars,

775
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: but then we actually, you know, we found a real

776
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: connection to one another. You know at Joe and Boy,

777
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: what a lady are you married? Well, Joe and and

778
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: I are gonna be married soon soon as she jump, sir,

779
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: and I quote jerk husband. Yeah, yeah, I get that

780
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: good lucking relationship, my man. Hey, thanks, good looking. What

781
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: isn't your wife's name? Joanne? Yeah? Yeah, I guess Why

782
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: do the math man do the math? It's me that

783
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: voice in your head that tells you stuff when you

784
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 1: need to figure stuff out. Briggle? It's me Briggle. Yeah,

785
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't have named me Brickle. I choose

786
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: that anyway. It seems like that guy is kind of

787
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: trying to hint that he's, you know, with you know, no,

788
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: you keep leaving those words out. He's having an affair

789
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: with your wife. How do you know that? Briggo? But wait,

790
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: did you just call me a different name? Briggle? Thank you?

791
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: Briggle is the person who lives inside my head and

792
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: tells me truth. Okay, sir, I have a question for you,

793
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: Joe Anne. Would you know her last name? But yeah,

794
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: I mean Acalytis. But we were las. Wow, weird, that's

795
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: my name? You know a lot of other Greek jo

796
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: Anne's do you huh, No, you don't. That's my that's

797
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: my wife. I just keep my wife. You're you went

798
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 1: on you played You played with toys with my wife.

799
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: You play toys with my wife. I'm just trying to

800
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: get these are praised. I got an praise before you.

801
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: She didn't have a ring on you up your ass.

802
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: Don't write it on my toys. All right, So that's

803
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: why at the bottom of the screen, now that like

804
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: it's a price. Yeah, that's exactly how. We're just gonna

805
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: drop off this antique knife box full of knife to

806
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: be a praise. Next. Oh yeah, well oh look at this.

807
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh this is a nice smooth steal. Would happened if

808
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: I cut my own wrists? No? No, no, not your

809
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: own risk? Mr acolitisc Yeah it's me. What do you?

810
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: What do you do have revenge? You don't cut your

811
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: own wrists? You're an acolytis. Here tick the knife and

812
00:50:52,560 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: you cut me right, not your wife. Let me all that,

813
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: Let me bow that breath, Let me bottle that's worried

814
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: about two dollars. That's our show for today. Let's say goodbye, alchemist,

815
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: plug your stuff. Caroline um I'm looking for someone to

816
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,479
Speaker 1: help me, um register my car at the DMB. Okay,

817
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: we'll give him your your handle or something to that

818
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: and a half. So if you if you know how

819
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: to do that, reach me on Instagram at Cotter Poop.

820
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: Definitely help out. Caroline there, Vanessa Raglan Um, come hang

821
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: out at Dynasty Typewriter anytime you like and enjoy the popcorn.

822
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: Follow us fantastic, stay for the great shows. Yeah, but

823
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: the popcorn. So yeah, everything's really good. Brad Norman, I'm

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