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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Hello Luna, this is your Uber driver Pete Ekins from

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Speaker 1: the other night. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, what's going on? Yep?

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Speaker 1: The other night you were in the back of my Uber. Yes,

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Speaker 1: m h and so I was able to get your

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Speaker 1: phone number after the ride, and it's taken a few

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Speaker 1: days to call. But are you missing something?

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Speaker 2: What? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Well, because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop

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Speaker 1: you off.

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Speaker 2: Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I'd pick

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Speaker 1: you up no chinchilla a chinchillas car and then drop

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Speaker 1: you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You abandoned your chinchilla in the back of my Uber.

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Speaker 2: Wha.

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Speaker 1: You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a

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Speaker 1: hold of the right service company at all. And I'm

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Speaker 1: very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously

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Speaker 1: you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla

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Speaker 1: on somebody else.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. I do not have a chinspilla.

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Speaker 1: Well you did before you got my car.

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Speaker 2: No, no, sirch o god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna try to say that you'd never

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Speaker 1: had a chinchilla.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchilla,

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Speaker 1: I drop you off chinchilla.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla

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Speaker 2: in your car.

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Speaker 1: There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you

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Speaker 1: got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually,

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Speaker 1: and it was chinchilla. Lis, So come clean.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. I don't have

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Speaker 2: a chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So are we done here?

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Speaker 1: Nope, we are not done until you admit that you

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Speaker 1: left a chinchilla in the back of my oun.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do not have chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: H yes, you do now, because I where I dropped

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Speaker 1: you off, I'm assuming that was your house where I

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Speaker 1: dropped you off. Was it your house?

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Speaker 2: You know what? It's none of your business. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: you can take your chinchilla and go to hell. Well,

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Speaker 2: it's not mine.

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Speaker 1: Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened

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Speaker 1: and I put the chinchilla inside. What mm hm.

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Speaker 2: You went to the address that you dropped me off

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Speaker 2: at Did you just say you put it inside?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back

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Speaker 1: home where it should be.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that

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Speaker 2: someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you

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Speaker 2: just go and put it inside? Are you crazy? That

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Speaker 2: was my grandmother's house. She's not freak out. She doesn't

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Speaker 2: even like tiny mice you are stuck in.

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Speaker 1: Well, you might want to call her and let her

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Speaker 1: know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while,

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Speaker 1: just like you expect everybody to watch your chinchilla, even

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Speaker 1: Uber drivers.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, how about I call Uber first and

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Speaker 2: tell them that you are a psychopath and that you

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Speaker 2: have no business being a driver anymore. She's gonna freak

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Speaker 2: the hell out.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I pick you up, No chinchilla, I

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Speaker 1: drop you off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It

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Speaker 2: wasn't mine? And what am I thinking? I'm gonna call

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Speaker 2: the police because you broke into my grandmother's house and

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Speaker 2: put a live animal in her home?

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Speaker 1: All right, then I'm going to tell you it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Then what?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually Jubil from The Jewbeil Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone brank on you. Your best friend Lily set

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Speaker 1: you up, you little I'm a killer.

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Speaker 2: I'm a killer. Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna

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Speaker 2: have a heart.

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Speaker 1: There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.

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Speaker 2: Oh jee, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.