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Speaker 1: and this is just what a delight. We've got great

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Speaker 1: playing hockey or true figure skating. But yeah, just for

421
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 1: like a casual activity. I don't know. Apparently these Tanners

422
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: take them. They're skating very seriously. If anyone states.

423
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: It could be Danny's aversion to rental skates, you know

424
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 2: what I mean, it could like you're not putting your

425
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: feet into an into skates where someone else's feet where

426
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: he doesn't might not trust the cleaning process.

427
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: True, like the bowling everything, bowling shoes, like yeah, pretty

428
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: rain so okay, so yeah, okay, we'll say it. All

429
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: of the footwear for the entire family, for any possible sport.

430
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: They might need all of it. They've got skis, they've

431
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: got roller skates. Yeah, they can't rent anything. Yeah, I

432
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: love it. So stuff shouts, okay, boys, let's ride. But

433
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: Danny tells them there's a new plan. They're going to

434
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 1: stay home and play a game where the guys are

435
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: the kids and the girls are the adults. And Steph

436
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: is loving the thought of being an adult. She so

437
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: we can do whatever we want, and Danny nods, yep,

438
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: DJ grins all right, yes, but Kimmy points out, there's

439
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: got to be a catch. Jesse agrees there better be

440
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: a catch. Danny lay a catch on them. Danny admits

441
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: there is a catch. The girls have to assume all

442
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: the responsibilities that come with being a parent. They all

443
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: agree that they will do it. Sounds easy. Oh yes.

444
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: Joey recruits the guys to the living room to watch

445
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: the rest of that basketball game. But before they can

446
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: walk out, steph Yell's not so fast. She whispers to DJ.

447
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: Let's see if this works. Stephanie demands no watching TV

448
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 1: until your rooms are clean. Jesse and Joey are annoyed

449
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: by this request, but Danny isn't. He's smug as he announces,

450
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: I guess that means I can watch.

451
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

452
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: See, it's fun.

453
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: He's so vindicated, you know. Yeah, He's like, finally, it's see,

454
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: you will want to be me one day.

455
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: It's true. I get it.

456
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: My room's always clean. I'm like, oh yeah, no, you

457
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 2: know what I can do sit here with crippling guilt.

458
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: That's what I can do. My room's clean. Yeah, I

459
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: love it. So just then, Michelle darts into the room

460
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: wearing a cute little beanie on her head. She shouts,

461
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm ready to ouse skate, and DJ tells her forget it,

462
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: they're not going ouse skating. Michelle throws her arms up

463
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: in the air. Make up your minds, and she rips

464
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: off her beany and throws it on the ground. The

465
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: ouse thing is it grapes on me a little Well,

466
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: it's it's not. They're not really doing anything with it,

467
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: except she says it, and it's cute. I guess that's

468
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: the whole. I don't know. It's is that a thing

469
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before? Is that a thing the

470
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: Olson's were doing or that's that was just a scripting

471
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: Maybe it was at one point, but then it became

472
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: a scripted little thing. I don't know. And that's just

473
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: like almost like a catchphrase. But it's not funny after

474
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: the first time, right, okay. So next in the living room,

475
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 1: the girls are all filing in carrying plates of junk food.

476
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: Michelle shouts party time and Stephanie suggests that they watch

477
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: the Top ten video countdown. Kimmy admits, I love being

478
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: grounded here back from nineteen thirty two, right the death

479
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: Danny video countdown. I used to watch those, like everybody, yeah, yeah,

480
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: because we're old now, they'd be like like top ten,

481
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: like YouTube videos like no MTV like MTV videos like

482
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: seven minute music videos like yeah, what does that mean? Yeah?

483
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: That was it. You'd always try to like guess what

484
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: the top three would be, and it was, Yeah, it was.

485
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: That was appointment TV. So Kimmy admits I love being

486
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: grounded here, and Michelle stands by the carton of Bluebell

487
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: ice cream and demands, I want my iuce cream. DJ

488
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: emphasizes that it's ice cream, and Michelle gives a sassy response,

489
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: That's what I said, don't you listen. That's why we

490
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: say ouse creat because it sets up that incredible joke,

491
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: sets up that joke. Yeah, it's not the strongest joke,

492
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: but whatever, I'm going to start saying ice cream now, Okay,

493
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: Stephanie begins to count down on your mark, get set,

494
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: pig out. They all reach for various junk food items

495
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: with excitement. Then Joey walks in telling them it's lunchtime.

496
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: DJ responds, no thanks, we skipped right to dessert, and

497
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: Joey reiterates, uh no, I mean lunch for us kids.

498
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: Remember the people you're responsible for. Steph narrows her eyes. Aha,

499
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: this is the catch. Joey tells them to hurry, he

500
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: cleaned his room and everything. Dg agrees to make lunch,

501
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: but the kids have to set the table. Kimmy realizes

502
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: she's got to get out of there before they put

503
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: her to work. She gathers up various desserts and reaches

504
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: for the bowl of ice cream, and Michelle furiously warns her,

505
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: don't touch my ouse cream. You're right, and you know

506
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: what it was at more even it was funnier the

507
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: sixth time they said it. They're beating this into the ground.

508
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: I know. It's just the only the only justification I

509
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: can see is that it comes back later when adult

510
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: Michelle says ouse cream, that's the whole thing. That is

511
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah, I guess, yeah. But they're still

512
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: They don't need to say it six times, so you

513
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: know this one reference would have been enough. Okay. So

514
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, the guys are sitting politely at the

515
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: table ready for lunch. DJ hands Jesse a peeb and

516
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: j on wheat. Danny gets a ham and cheese on rye,

517
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: and Joey receives an egg salad on white no crust.

518
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: DJ excuses themselves, hoping they could still catch some of

519
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: the top ten videos. Sure enough, Michelle runs to the

520
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: doorway and alerts them to hurry up because they're missing

521
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: number five. DJ and Stuff are eager to leave, but

522
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: before they make it out of the kitchen, Jesse tells

523
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: them hold it. He examines sandwich, telling the girls it's

524
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: grape jelly, and they know he likes strawberry jelly. DJ

525
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: acts aloof how could that have slipped my mind? One

526
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: peanut butter and strawberry jelly coming up. Steph knows her

527
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: work is done, so she waves and says bye, but

528
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: Danny calls out to her before you go, Can I

529
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: have some juice? Stephanie nods some juice? Of course? Where

530
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: was my head? She grabs a glass and sets it

531
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: on the table. Joey admits that's a great idea. She

532
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: should make it too. Stephanie asks if anyone else would

533
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: like juice, and Jesse answers no, so she grabs one

534
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: extra glass and heads back to the table when Jesse says,

535
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: make mine milk.

536
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: Oh, it's getting irritated, but it's all so real, Like

537
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: it's all so real, you know, when you're just and

538
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 3: you look at it, and they do it as Dean's

539
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: and you look at you.

540
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: This is if you give a mouse a cookie. This

541
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: is that book. It's that you know. It's one request

542
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: leads to another requests to another request, right, and it

543
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: never ends. And they're they're like really bad customers, like

544
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: you know, they're complain and then they don't leave a

545
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: tip like that. This is not ye, yeah, it's terrible.

546
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: So Jesse brings Jesse's Sorry. DJ brings Jesse's new sandwich

547
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: to him. As Stephanie brings milk and juice to the table,

548
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: Joey notices her selection of apple juice and clarifies, I

549
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: wanted orange juice with an eggceled sandwich. Yeah, I know,

550
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: all right, that's a bad choice. Yeah, She grunts with frustration,

551
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: going back to the fridge once more and bringing the

552
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: orange juice with her. Danny calls out, well, I'll take

553
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: the apple. Stephanie storms back to the table and returns

554
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: the apple juice. Since DJ is done with her sandwich duties,

555
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: she tells Stephanie she'll see her in the living room,

556
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: but Jesse tells her to hold it once more. He

557
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: points out that there's still grape on one of the corners.

558
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: This is such a can't have it touching such a key. Ye,

559
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,959
Speaker 1: can't have this is very like toddler specific too, when

560
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: they're like yeah they get so mad, well, yeah, this

561
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: one piece of food is touching the other piece of food,

562
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: or yeah, they're so picky. I didn't like when my

563
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: dad made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because when he

564
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: would cut them in half, he'd hold them down so tight,

565
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: like it was like the sandwich was running away, that

566
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: he'd put these big giant fingerprints in it. And I

567
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: didn't like. I didn't like how he cut the sandwich.

568
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: That was like that was like, no, that's just gross.

569
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: Then it's just smashed. It's just a smashed piece of bread. Yeah,

570
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: you got to have the sharp knife and a gentle touch. Yeah,

571
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: that's how you gotta cut your sandwich. Mom cut the

572
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: sandwich better and that was yeah. Yeah, and every parent

573
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: understands that you cut it beard, Yeah, I get it.

574
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: It's this is relatable, yep. But DJ tells him just

575
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: don't eat that corner, and Jesse argues that once the

576
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: sandwich is closed, it's hard to tell which is the

577
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: grape infested corner. DJ grabs the sandwich and takes a

578
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: bite out of each corner to assure that the grape

579
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: is gone. The audience gives a rowdy applause for the

580
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: creative problem solving, and DJ assures Jesse that now he

581
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: is safe. That was a very funny bit of physical comedy.

582
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 1: That was a good bit, a really good bit. Michelle

583
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: shows up at the doorway once more, shaking her hips

584
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: as she announces Millie Vanilly is next. Oh yeah, there's

585
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: a reference for you, Milli Vanilly. She walks away while

586
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: she's still shaking her hips, yelling rock and roll. This

587
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: is a cute bit for the number of like forced

588
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: bits they make her do like this is actually really

589
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: cute and seems true of a toddler. You know, she's

590
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: just walking out, so adorable. So DJ and Stephanie start

591
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: to head out, but Joey stops them. Uh, girls, before

592
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: we drink, we need ice. DJ's stuff narrow their eyes.

593
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: They do as they're told, grabbing the glasses from each

594
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: of them. Danny quests cubed ice, not crushed, and Joey

595
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: requests crushed ice not cubed. Steph sarcastically asks would anyone

596
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: like them carved as little animals. Oh, steph would have

597
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: hated to see the uh the ice cube trends on TikTok,

598
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,959
Speaker 1: all the weird little random shapes. Just an entire ice

599
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: breezer full of seventeen different shaped ice cubes. Geeze, yeah

600
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: you hated that. Yeah, she'd have been like, are you

601
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: for real? She's over this. Stephanie storms away to grab

602
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: the ice and Jesse points out another problem they gave him,

603
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: chunky peanut butter, and DJ does not understand the problem.

604
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: Chunky peanut butter. Chunky peanut butter. Okay, do I'm a

605
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: chunky I mean, smooth is fine. I'll accept it. It

606
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: doesn't give me the it doesn't give me the flavor

607
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: party in the mouth. Oh wow, crunchy crunchy peanut butter. Yeah,

608
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: because it gives a little texture, And yeah, I do.

609
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: I love love me some crunchy peanut butter. Jesse, though,

610
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: does not No, He's not in a chunky kind of mood,

611
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: he says. DJ insists she will not be making another sandwich,

612
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: and Jesse insists, well, he's not asking her to. He

613
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: just wants DJ to take the itsy bitsy, ugly little

614
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: chunks of peanuts out of his sandwich. DJ announces lunch

615
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: is over. Joey examines his juice glass that is now

616
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: filled with ice, asking Stephanie if she can make it

617
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: half crushed, half cubed, and she shouts, I've had it.

618
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: Go to your rooms. Jesse Mutter's great game, Danny. Now

619
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: we're being punished. They walk to their rooms and Stephanie

620
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: reminds them no talking. The girls show them off, and

621
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: the men oblige. This is what the guys should have

622
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: done from seed one, you know, like they should have

623
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: just sent the girls to their rooms. Why are they

624
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: going to the shouldn't they put them in? Like, Okay,

625
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: actually here's the thing we're trying to teach you at

626
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: and said they're like, oh no.

627
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: What do we do now?

628
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: And you're like, what has happened? Just say no? Just

629
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: don't you guys have to like yeah, yeah, like actually

630
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,280
Speaker 1: this is the point. Great, the girls are actually teaching

631
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: them how to parent instead of the guys teaching the

632
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: girls a lesson. But the guys aren't having it. Yeah.

633
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what the Yeah,

634
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: the lesson is, don't say anything. I don't know. I

635
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: don't know I don't know what the lesson is at

636
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: this point. This is just a weird air. This is

637
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: the lesson is like the dads will just really stick

638
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: to a bit. Is what the you know that they

639
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: are committed once they say that you're the adult of

640
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: the day. Oh no, yeah, take the car, guys can

641
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: still do. Yeah, the bit has to work. It has

642
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: to work. That's the most important thing. The screw the

643
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: parenting lessons, the bit. So yeah, that's it, Like, I

644
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: guess we're the kids now. So DJ and Stuff shake

645
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: their heads and disbelief. DJ comments talk about selfish, spoiled brats,

646
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: and Stephanie agrees. All I have to say is how rude.

647
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: So down in Joey's room, Danny and Jesse trudge into

648
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: the room and Danny wait, from two sides of the staircase?

649
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so one is coming from the kitchen.

650
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: There is coming from the kitchen. There's only one staircase

651
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: down into the basement. This has always been the question

652
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: of why are there two sides to.

653
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: The and where do the other stairs lead to? If

654
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: only they only could lead that's the only way you

655
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: get into the basement. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So where

656
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Well, I maybe there's anyway

657
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: I just if that one. Maybe I should have saved

658
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: it for the everwhere you look, but it everywhere you

659
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: look people are coming from staircases. Yeah, well it would

660
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: have been easy just to have them come down the

661
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: same set of stairs. So why, I don't know if

662
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: we're thinking too hard about this, I'm sure, but you

663
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: are accurate. It is. This is weird, very weird. So

664
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: Danny tells Joey they need to talk. Joey protests, you

665
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: guys snuck down here. The girls grounded us. We're all

666
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: going to get in big trouble. I can't. Joe's really

667
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: committed to the bit. Jesse that actor. Yeah, he's like, no,

668
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: I am I am the joker. Yeah, it's so committed.

669
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: But Jesse reminds him, hey, it's just a game. Yes, right, guys,

670
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: it's just a game. You don't even have to be here,

671
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: right right. Yeah. So Danny questions, allowed, how did my

672
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: plan backfire? We didn't say anything because you Yeah, you

673
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: didn't make the connection their children. That's why, that's why

674
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: you plan backfar. We're expecting the children to reasonably work

675
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: out what you were trying to tell them. Yeah, it's

676
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: very passive aggressive, you know, right, did this happened? Right?

677
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: So joe he responds, if we don't put a stop

678
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: to this right now, we're going to be waiting on

679
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 1: them hand and foot for the rest of our lives. Yeah,

680
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: because Joey's really committed to the bit, He's like, we

681
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: don't stop this now, we'll never leave. They'll never leave

682
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: his room. They'll be grounded for life. Right. The irony

683
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: of it, though, is hilarious to me. So, uh, Danny's

684
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: horrified for the rest of our lives. Oh, man, I

685
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: can see it now. We're still living in the house.

686
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: The girls are still living in the house. The dog

687
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: Comet is still living in the house. He shakes his

688
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: head in disbelief. This is not a pretty picture. Yeah,

689
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: that cues up the dream sequence. By the way, I

690
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: now want this episode. I want the Dream Secrets to

691
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,479
Speaker 1: cut into a fuller House episode. Oh, like, I want

692
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: to join. I want to edit those two things together

693
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 1: and do it. Do it with us, but then but

694
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: with ault actually right, right, because we're actually older than

695
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: those actresses were. Yes, but at this point, right, that's terrifying.

696
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: That is so terrifying. Anyway. I just when it was like, oh,

697
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna still be I was like, just in my head,

698
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: I was like, and then it cuts to Fuller House,

699
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: Yeah right, we're still living there. We were still yeah,

700
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: you're right in Danny, You're right, well except for about Commet,

701
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: but but still yeah, they still look like girls are

702
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: still in the house. Were yeah, yeah, they are true.

703
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: That was very accurate. Oh, I wish we had referred

704
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: to this episode on Fuller like, I wish there had

705
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: been some sort of I don't know something. So now

706
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: in this stream sequence, we are in the kitchen. Danny

707
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: hobbles in, now a much older man. He looks at

708
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: the older version of Comet, who's lying on the floor.

709
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: Danny croaks, stay Commet, lay dead. The dog doesn't move,

710
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: and Danny is hesitant. You are just playing, aren't you.

711
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: The poor dog? The poor dog has heard it in

712
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: Flower They were like, just dump the dog in powder

713
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: and it'll be yeah, this poor dog. Like there has

714
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: to be some animal laws that are are different now,

715
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: you know these way animals boy. So then Danny begins

716
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: to talk to his Dustbuster, saying, come on, Dusty, let's

717
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: see if you still got any suck left in you

718
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: you know that? Uh you know it took him ten

719
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: times to get that line out without laughing or making

720
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: an inappropriate joke. So he turns it on and it

721
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: yanks him forward with the power. Just then, a much

722
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: older Joey waddles up the stairs, mimicking Popeye's laugh. He's

723
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: carrying a large bag of potato chips and continuing his impression,

724
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: well blow me down, where's me olive oil? That was eight? Oh?

725
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you? You get the the little throaty Yeah, yeah,

726
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: I appreciated that. Did you practice? I did not? Okay,

727
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: that was a game day decision here to try to

728
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: like voice thank you. So Danny vacuums up the tiny

729
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: piece of potato chip that Joey is holding, and he's shocked,

730
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: you dirt obsessed old fool, you sucked up my chip.

731
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: Danny insists that he knew Joey was gonna drop it,

732
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: and Joey pats his big belly and asks, do I

733
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: look like I've dropped any chips? The two of them

734
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 1: begin to argue, and that's when old Jesse slowly makes

735
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: his way down the stairs. Horrifying, horrifying, you know we

736
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: did It's funny because when we were watching this, I

737
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: was like, he looks like Little Richard. And then we

738
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: just interview with Frankie and she was like, yeah, little Richard.

739
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: I was like, oh right, yeah, now that was I

740
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: think maybe the same wig now, but it was, I mean,

741
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: they looked. It was great. It was Little Richard meets

742
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior meets Zis meets you know, there's a

743
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: lot of reference. Yeah, meets like some like I don't know,

744
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: forty big girl in the Vegas Leopard, Yeah, Vegas show Girl. Yep.

745
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: It was. It was fantastic, Like what a sight to

746
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: be old. Yeah, So he yells at the boys, what

747
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 1: are you muttering about? Every time I come around, you're muttering.

748
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: He's clearly lost it as he starts to ramble about

749
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: it being in a beautiful day, which turns into him

750
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: remembering when he ate a burrito in nineteen ninety four.

751
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: And I have to laugh though, because John mutters. He does, Yeah,

752
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: he's a mutterer, Yeah, scratching, scratching his hair, playing Yeah,

753
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: guys like, well, Danny says, we're muttering. You're muttering. You

754
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: think you're such a hot young stud and your jungle jammies.

755
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: He became a Billy Crystal in princelle Bride. Oh yeah, yeah,

756
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: all of the old men became Billy Crystal in Princess Bride. Yeah,

757
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: just complaining and right, all of a sudden, like who

758
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: we were as young people, but it's going to be

759
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: who we are as old people. They you could tell

760
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: they were having fun, right, this bit which is all

761
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: I could see was ben when I looked at Bob's dad. Yeah,

762
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: oh maybe that was his inspiration. Yeah, right for the character.

763
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: So Jesse fires back, at least I still have my hair,

764
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: and Danny uses his vacuum to suck up the wig

765
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: on Jesse's head, revealing he's actually bald. Danny proudly shouts,

766
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: now I have your hair, and Joey lets out a

767
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: round of muttering laughs. Oh that bald cap man, that was.

768
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: That was scary to see John without hair like and

769
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: it obviously was like not a great bald cap, but

770
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: it was, well, there's so much hair under there. It's

771
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: you know, it's like hard to pack three inches. Yeah,

772
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: you can't. There's only so much you can do. He

773
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: had saran wrap his head. It was it was horrifying. Yeah,

774
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: so then we hear a knock on the door and

775
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: Jesse panics, that's my date. Put on my hair fast.

776
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: Danny fastens the giant wig back onto Jesse's head and

777
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: Jesse asks how does it look? And Joey sarcastically says,

778
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: very lifelike. Jesse slowly makes his way to the door.

779
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: His wig is now facing sideways. He opens it to

780
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: reveal an older Becky. She sees Jesse and cox my

781
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,959
Speaker 1: main squeeze. Jesse jokes, I wouldn't have squeeze me too hard.

782
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: I just ate. Becky makes her way. I'm loving the

783
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: vocal work that you're doing in this episode here on

784
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: the show. So well, you're old people, You're yeah, your Popeye,

785
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: you're old people pop Eye. It's great. I'm very I'm

786
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: into this. I'm i jell us that they didn't. I'm

787
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: kind of jealous they an age us up, you know,

788
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: they just hired other actresses to play us older. But

789
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I kind of wanted to be aged up,

790
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: you know. That would that would have been fun if

791
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: they fuller aged us up on fuller, that would be

792
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: we would have rocked that bit. We would have been

793
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: committed to there's still time. There is still time. So

794
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: as Becky makes her way into the kitchen, we notice

795
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: her posterior has gotten quite large, and Joey makes a joke. Hey, Becky,

796
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 1: look out for that hippopotamus behind you. She turns around

797
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: to see what he means, obviously not understanding the joke,

798
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: but Joey continues, Oh, sorry, you really ought to put

799
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: some reflectors on that, saying but he's got a giant belly, right,

800
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, you live in a glasshouse, don't throw stones,

801
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: stones or potato chips. Also, these like I know it's

802
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: the eighties, the nineties, but like these fat jokes really

803
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: were these really that fun in nineteen ninety? Like, I know,

804
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 1: I can't ever believe that it was ever that funny

805
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: that they keep making these jokes, but yeah, well, I

806
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: mean it could be. That's the case for a lot

807
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: of the jokes I think on ours, very true, very true. Yeah,

808
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: Becky and Jesse, you give each other a peck on

809
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 1: the cheek, and Jesse comments have but he can't remember

810
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: his cat trace. Yeah, Danny tries to help him a

811
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: nice bowl of cream of wheat. Jesse tells him it

812
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with breakfast. He tries again have

813
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: and Becky finally finishes it for him, Mercy, you'll whop.

814
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: Jesse tells her that's wrong. He decides it's actually have pity,

815
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: oh dear, which until you're old and you forget something

816
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: so very basic, you really have no compassion for it,

817
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: until you're like, wait, wait what Y's Oh no, yeah,

818
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 1: you forget something that's right there in front of your face. Yes,

819
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: this is oddly relatable. So Jesse brags, come on, babe,

820
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: let's go down to the smash club and you can

821
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 1: watch me do my thing. Becky smacks his hand lovingly.

822
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. She turns to the guys

823
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: and gushes, my honey is the world's oldest Elvis impersonator.

824
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: Jesse tries to show off his impersonation, saying thank you

825
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: very much, pretty mama. He tells her to watch him shake,

826
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: and he begins to finally jiggle his entire body. He

827
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: shakes the wig clean off his head. Rich Oh my god,

828
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening? What is happening? This

829
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: is just it's getting worse. It's getting worse, every right.

830
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: So Becky asks Joey if he left her some donuts,

831
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: and he admits if I did, it was purely by accident.

832
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: Danny and Joey stare at her inflated behind, and Jesse notices.

833
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 1: He yells, hey, don't look at my woman, and Danny

834
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: asks where am I supposed to look? Your woman is everywhere?

835
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: So I was like, wait, so are we both making

836
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: a fat joke and objected, I don't. Yeah, it was, yeah,

837
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, there's layers. There are definitely multiple

838
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: layers here. Yeah. Yeah, So Joey gives another muttering laugh

839
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: once again, before telling Danny it's time to bring the

840
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: girls their breakfast. Janny follows behind him into the living room,

841
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: telling Joey not to eat all of the breakfast on

842
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: the way up. Jesse grabs a tray too, and they

843
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: all file out with their breakfast trays. Meanwhile, Becky stays

844
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: in the kitchen with a plate full of desserts to enjoy.

845
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: She uses two kitchen chairs to sit down on before

846
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 1: having her snack. Oh Becky, Becky. Next in the hallway,

847
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: Joey is about to take a bite of toast, but

848
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: Jesse yells at him to stop. Joey spits back, get

849
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: off my case. I found it in my robe. Jesse

850
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: opens the door as Joey and Danny mutter insults to

851
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 1: each other behind him. He enters the room shouting okay,

852
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: rise and shine, get up DJ. An older woman who

853
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: resembles DJ quite well, gets up and looks at the

854
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: time she criticizes breakfast before noon grader. Then, an older

855
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: version of Stephanie sits up in her bed and shouts

856
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: how rude. DJ tells her younger sister, I'm so disgusted

857
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: with hearing how rude. She pleads to Danny. I can't

858
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: take it anymore. I need my own room. Danny reminds

859
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,919
Speaker 1: her this town is full of rooms. Go rent one

860
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: the both of you. Yes, yeah, serious boundaries, Danny boundaries. Oh,

861
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: Siri just wanted to jump in on the conversation. She

862
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: was like, what wait, what serious analysis of this sequence? Room? Yeah?

863
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: I found seven rooms. So Stuff stands up and wonders

864
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: why I leave. Uncle. Jesse does my cooking, Joey does

865
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,959
Speaker 1: my laundry, and Dad, you do my cleaning. I love

866
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: my life. DJ glares at her, your perkiness is no

867
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: longer cute, and Joey chimes in, telling Danny, I think

868
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: it's time for the one day You'll appreciate your sister lecture.

869
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: Danny simply repeats Joey's words to the girls, one day

870
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: You'll appreciate your sister, and Jesse congratulates them on a

871
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: good lecture. That great lecture to the point, Yeah, yeah,

872
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: I prefer you here. Yeah, me too. Perfect. Danny tells

873
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: the girls to hug, so they do. The guys watch

874
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: an awe at the sisterly moment, but it's short lived.

875
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: They all yell in unison, now move out, DJ and

876
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: Stuff sit down for breakfast, and Joey decides to take

877
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: the third extra seat. Jesse frantically yells for Michelle to

878
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: get in here and eat her breakfast before it becomes

879
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: another chin for Joey. Older Michelle Waltz is in wearing

880
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: a nightgown and a little ponytail on top of her head.

881
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: She greets everyone, Hi people, and Joey comments, ah, Michelle,

882
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: just in time for breakfast. She sighs, I'm not in

883
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: the mood for breakfast. Do you have any ice cream? Oh?

884
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: There it is hilarity. There's the hilarious joke, there's the payoff, yolks.

885
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: Was it worth it? I don't know. The entire family

886
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: shouts in unison, it's ice cream, and Joey adds, and

887
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: I ate the last gallon this morning, Michelle frowns. A nuts.

888
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: I will say Jane was a fabulous adult, Michelle. She

889
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: really nailed the like, oh, facial expressions and everything that

890
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: was really funny. And that's gotta be hard to imitate

891
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: a three year old, Like it's she did a very

892
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: good job with the catchphrases, the wide eyes. Yeah, everything

893
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 1: she did, she nailed it. Just then, an attractive woman

894
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: in a brightly colored outfit walks in greeting the family,

895
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: Hi Tanners. Jesse holds his heart and screams, Kimmy Gambler,

896
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Joey and Danny both stand in awe, shouting,

897
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: whoa baby. She smiles at them. So weird. It's so weird. Wait,

898
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 1: why is it weird? It's just weird to me, Like,

899
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just weird that like it's just weird.

900
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: I don't know that they're like so outwardly like obnoxious.

901
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: I guess over someone that they've treated so meanly, and

902
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: it's just the implication is like, wow, we didn't care

903
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: until she was cute. I mean, and I know that's

904
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: it's just so like it's just like, yes, I mean

905
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: I think we're not meant to dissect it quite that heavily,

906
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: but yes, no, that is the implications. That's the joke,

907
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: is that we should have been nice to her because

908
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: now she's cute and so what it's Yeah, it is weird.

909
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah it was nineteen ninety, but you know, if we're

910
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: meant to just take it on the surface level, it's

911
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: a funny. It's a funny gag. So she smiles at

912
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: them and teases, eat your heart out, boys, Too bad.

913
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: You weren't nicer to me when I was a kid.

914
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: Joey and Jesse hyperventilate at the sight of her. That's

915
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's weird, like it's sort of I

916
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, yes, if you if you think that, yes,

917
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: they're talking about the their daughter, Danny's daughter's best friend

918
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 1: who's thirteen. Then it gets yeah, I don't know, Okay,

919
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: I'm thinking too much? Ill, sup. That's the way. Well,

920
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: that's what we do. We overthink it and dissect it

921
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, it's just a sick colm, right.

922
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: So Kimmy tells the girls to hurry up, they got

923
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: to get to the mall. Gimme waves and smiles at

924
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: the old men Audios Tanners. I love though Ronda nailed it,

925
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: like she was such a perfect casting. Yeah, she's perfect

926
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: casting for this. But I do wish like there was

927
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: no old tanner Ritos at this time or Audios Tannerito,

928
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: like there was none of that that was you know,

929
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: we were missing. I missed it. It really does an

930
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: ol ar Audios Tenerritos. Yeah, well there wasn't a Tanertos.

931
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: I don't think. No, I wasn't a thing yet. That

932
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: wasn't a thing. Yeah, that was at least somewhere in

933
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: the future. Yeah, but that's okay. DJ stands and tells Stephanie,

934
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: I'll get dad's credit cards. Steph decides she'll go make

935
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: a list of chores for the guys to do while

936
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: they're gone. Michelle wags her finger in Danny's face and

937
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: don't forget, we'll need a ride. Danny decides whoever can

938
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: make it downstairs first will drive them. Michelle gives a

939
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: thumbs up. You got it, dude. Danny throws his arms

940
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: in the air and disbelief. She was so smart when

941
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: she was three. What happened? Then there's a very oddly

942
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: timed commercial break in the middle of this dream sequence. Right,

943
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: it was really jarring. Yeah, it was like, hold on, wait,

944
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: we'll be back. It's still in the dream sequence. It's

945
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: still gona be weird. Yes, when we come back, we

946
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,959
Speaker 1: are still in the girls room. Right, still the dreams

947
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: dream sequence, and geriatric Jesse asks the older man, did

948
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: you hear one thank you today? Joey and Danny shake

949
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: their heads no. Jesse criticizes Danny, how could you let

950
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: your kids get so out of control? Joey shrugs, you

951
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: can't blame me. I'm just the old, fat guy who

952
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: lives in the basement. Jesse shakes his head with despair.

953
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: Our lives are pathetic, and Danny argues, no, your hair

954
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: is pathetic. He snatches the wig off Jesse's head and

955
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: hobbles away from Jesse. Then he tosses the wig to Joey.

956
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: They play this Monkey in the middle game with Jesse's wig,

957
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: and then Joey shoots the wig into the girl's toy

958
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: bin and Danny closes the lid shut with victory. Jesse

959
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: is repeatedly shouting, give me my hair, Give me my

960
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: hair and he tackles Danny. Oh boy, they must have

961
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: had so much fun doing this scene though. I was

962
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: just watching their faces and they were like just having

963
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: the most fun time, being absolutely ridiculous. This is the

964
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: polar opposite of that bizarre Michelle dream sequence. I don't

965
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: know if it's the polar opposite what I'd say, it's

966
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: definitely like forty five degrees in the in a better direction. Yeah,

967
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: you can tell it's funny. It makes sense. It's not

968
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: like the actors are enjoying it, like this is how

969
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: you do a dream sequence. People like that the other

970
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: one fever dream with Michelle, it was really bizarre. I'm

971
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: still recovery that. Yeah. So Joey joins in the dog pile,

972
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: crashing his big belly into the pile of guys. Danny

973
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: and Jesse keep bickering with one another, and then the

974
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: flash forward ends. We're back in Joey's room present day.

975
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: Danny is staring off into the distance, concluding the story

976
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: with and we all lived miserably ever after, Jesse tells

977
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: him that was so depressing. Wait, so I'm trying to

978
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: figure out the law, the law of physics here with

979
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: this dream sequence. Are they all is Danny telling them

980
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: a story as he's imagining it, or are they all

981
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: three of them dreaming up this confused? Yes, it's it's

982
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: all of it. Okay, yes, yes, it's just I know

983
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: we're not meant to think too hard about this, but

984
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening there? All is a

985
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: shared unreality? Okay, yeah, it's that's the thing.

986
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 2: Is I guess the implication is, yes, that Danny is

987
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 2: telling this story about how horrible it's going to be.

988
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: But they've all this is what they've what Danny has

989
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: described it to be. Like, Okay, it must have been

990
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: a very vivid description because they're incredibly yeah. Yeah, yeah,

991
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: and they're all having the same Maybe they all took

992
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: the same drugs. Oh yeah, okay, okay, that's good explanation.

993
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: So Joey can't imagine the girls still living here, and

994
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: Jesse clarifies, no, no, not that my hair. Referring to

995
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 1: the depressing part, Danny insays, it doesn't have to be

996
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: that way. They can all learn something from that little story. Yeah,

997
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: be the adults, you know what I mean, like the

998
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: boundaries before the kids turn Yeah, kick him out, you know,

999
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: make them pay for their own stuff, so, uh they can.

1000
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: He says, uh, oh where am i Joey. Joey nods

1001
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: in agreement. Yeah, I'm gonna start being really nice to

1002
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: Kimmy Gibbler, which sit anyway, because she's a child. I know,

1003
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: poor Kimmy. And this is only the beginning, right, this

1004
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 1: is this is little to hold the candle. Later they

1005
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: know that Kimmy is going to run a QVC empire,

1006
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: right uh so just then, stephan DJ make their way downstairs.

1007
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: Stephanie questions the guys, I thought we sent you two

1008
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: to your rooms, and Joey defends himself. They snuck down

1009
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: here without permission, and Jesse calls him a kiss up.

1010
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: Joey's still committed to this bit, like he's not letting

1011
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: me go. Yeah, he was like, yeah, no, I can't.

1012
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, not me right. DJ interjects, telling the

1013
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,959
Speaker 1: guys it's time they have a little talk. Jesse size, great,

1014
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: first we get punished, now we're getting a lecture. DJ

1015
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: scolds them, you deserve a lecture after the way you

1016
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,439
Speaker 1: behaved today. We try to make you a nice lunch,

1017
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: and what do we get. Steph concludes, Zippo, not a

1018
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: thank you, not a hey pal, good going, not a Mochus,

1019
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: Grassius and Mago, and she continues to rattle off all

1020
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: the different ways they could have thanked them. Jesse stands

1021
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: saying he'd like to ask them something. How does it

1022
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: feel not to get a thank you? And Steph scrunches

1023
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: her face. Crummy, Danny Ads, just imagine how much crummier

1024
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: you would have felt if you had to wash our sweaters,

1025
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: And Joey says, rush out for our film, and Jesse continues,

1026
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: shared your caviar picnic. Danny Ads dropped everything to take

1027
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: us to the movies, and it clicks. DJ finally realizes

1028
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: what's going on. Wow, that take a long time for

1029
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: everyone in this house to figure out. It took twenty

1030
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: one minutes, right, yeah, for the adults and the kids

1031
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: to get the point. This would have been a really

1032
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: short episode if you're gone, you know, yeah, it would

1033
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: have naturally. Yeah, hey, don't do that. Oh got it right? Yeah? Sorry?

1034
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh so DJ grabs stuff and they quickly excuse themselves

1035
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: when they moved to the other side of the room.

1036
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: No one can hear them. That's what that is so sitcom, right,

1037
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: It's like they don't that doesn't. They can't hear them, right,

1038
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: they're talking, No one can hear them. So did you

1039
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: ask Steph if she said a thank you for any

1040
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: of the things the guys did for them today? Stephanie

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01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: admits no, did you, and DJ shakes her head. No.

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01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: She reiterates to Steph, this game was to teach us

1043
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: a lesson and you know what we needed one. Steph nods.

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01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 1: I think we owe them a couple thousand thank yous.

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01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: I love like these kids are great. They get it,

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01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: like they understand, they talk about it, they realize what

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01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: they have to do to make up. You know, this

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01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: is I don't think they need the parents, really, they don't.

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01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: To be fair, I don't think they need them. I mean,

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01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: I think in this situation they should be like, you know, actually,

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01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: I think we are going to stay in control. I

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01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: think we I think we got this. Yeah, they're running

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01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: a tight ship. You know, the girls aren't doing a

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01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: bad job. So, yeah, it's what happened. How did what

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01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: are my kids to act like that? I know, right,

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01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,959
Speaker 1: my kids have never had a little heart to heart

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01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: like this. Oh they've never had it been like, oh,

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01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: you know what, it's us. They know they're we're right. No, right, no, no,

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01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: that is that's this is not relatable, this at all.

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01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: So the girls make their way back to the guys.

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01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: DJ starts off by saying, we really blew it today.

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01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: You guys do so much, and you're so wonderful, and

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01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: sometimes we just expect you to be wonderful and we

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01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: forget to tell you how much we appreciate how wonderful

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01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: you are. The guys smile, and DJ concludes what we're

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01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: trying to say is you guys are really wonderful, and

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01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: Stephanie chimes in, I just want to say thank you, thanks, hey, pal,

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01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: good going. She continues with all of the ways to

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01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: say thank you, but DJ stops her. She tells steph

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01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: to just hug them. The girls take turn hug in

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01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: each family member as the credits role and the audience applause.

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01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: And that showed all right at the episode. Now that

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01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 1: we've reviewed it, you did not have flattering things to say.

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01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: I guess it's not as you know, and it's not

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01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: as it wasn't as bad.

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01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 2: While watching it, I was just like, oh, but I

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01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 2: think it was the it was I think I was

1078
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 2: so recently scarred by the dream sequence experience that it

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01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 2: was like a you know, it's just a knee jerk

1080
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 2: reaction that it was worse than it actually was. I mean,

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01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 2: I loved this one where the guys aged up.

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01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's one of the classic ones that you

1083
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 1: know we remember. Yeah, No, it's it's cute, it's funny,

1084
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: it's silly. It's very full house. You know, it's so funny.

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01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: The adults are idiots, the kids aren't, and everyone figures

1086
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. This is this

1087
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: is the top five. Yeah, because it's such it's so

1088
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: relatable to.

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01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 2: Both parents and I mean, I'm about the kids, but

1090
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 2: like you know, if you have young people, if you

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01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 2: are responsible for their care, you know that they are

1092
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, hey, do this for me, and you're like, wait, wait,

1093
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 2: you know I have a life too.

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01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: Like who's the parent in this situation? Yeah? Yeah, Now,

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01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: this episode was It was campy, it was funny. It

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01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: was over the top, but all in like a good

1097
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 1: in a good way, not a creepy way. But it's

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01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: like you leaned into the campiness of it, and it

1099
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: was very, very funny and very silly. Yeah. Yeah, I

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01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: definitely appreciated it. I liked it. It's one of those

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01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: that stick out in your mind too, like you always

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01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: remember though they are oh for sure, word episode, although

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01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: I will say there's an there is then another flash

1104
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: forward episode, isn't there where Kimmy is like peg Bundy.

1105
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that I think is a I don't

1106
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: know if it's a flash what is that. It's a

1107
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: weird dream. It's like a it's like a nightmare sequence

1108
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: has his hair getting a pot belly and just in

1109
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: a Kimmy gibbler. Yeah, dressing like peg Bundy. I do

1110
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: remember that, but I can't remember. So, yeah, it's a

1111
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: sort of a through line. Jesse loses his hair and uh,

1112
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: someone's wearing leopard print. Right, Okay, well those are those

1113
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: are the common ingredients to a dress sequence in full House, right,

1114
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: and you know caps and leopard Here we are and

1115
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 1: John hasn't lost his hair, so no, no, sixty what

1116
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: are the sixty one? Now sixty one? Yeah, the gorgeous,

1117
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: gorgeous head of hair.

1118
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 2: Not going to worry about, nothing to worry about. It's

1119
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 2: not gonna look not going to look like a sideways wig.

1120
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 2: Wearing that was hysterical.

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01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: It was great. It looked like a cue tip. Well,

1122
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: did you have any everywhere you look? So? Did you

1123
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: before we before we round my? I think my everywhere

1124
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: you look when they came down from opposite sides of

1125
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: the staircase, because it was also something that we didn't

1126
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: really ever do. Yeah, because it does kind of make

1127
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: you go, well, wait, where's the other? Like yeah, and

1128
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: that was mine. I forgot that there were even stairs

1129
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: going in that direction, so yeah, I don't Yeah, I

1130
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: don't know anyway, that was mine. That was really mine.

1131
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 1: I didn't have any others, did you? I didn't really,

1132
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: not a good one. No. I just couldn't stop staring

1133
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: at your flipper like it was a very but I

1134
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: could tell. I'm like, oh, Jodie's got a flipper in

1135
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: this episode fake tooth, So you must have lost a

1136
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: tooth recently. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure I

1137
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: had some snaggle tooth happening and it was yeah, I

1138
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,439
Speaker 1: had to fill it in. Huh. But I didn't notice. Yeah,

1139
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice that. I wasn't paying that much

1140
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: attention you're looking at you were you were distracted by

1141
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 1: all of the the uh costume and looking Yeah, looks

1142
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: a lot, but well that. That was it for everywhere

1143
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: you look moments. That's it. We were light on everywhere

1144
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: you look. It's sort of everywhere you glance. Yeah, every

1145
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 1: clan like a look. Yeah.

1146
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 2: Well all right, well everybody, thank you so much for

1147
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 2: joining us for another fun episode of how Rude tan Ritos.

1148
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 1: We had so much fun going over this episode with you. Guys.

1149
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 2: Make sure that you are following us on Instagram at

1150
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 2: how Rude podcast, or you are listening or excuse me,

1151
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 2: liking and subscribing to the podcast wherever you're listening to

1152
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 2: it so you can get the newest episodes as soon

1153
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 2: as they come out. You can also send us an

1154
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 2: email at Howard podcast at gmail dot com.

1155
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: We absolutely love to hear from you guys. It's always fun.

1156
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, make sure that you're tuning in and you

1157
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: will see us or hear us. I should stop talking now,

1158
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: type your espresso. Thankfully.

1159
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 2: Thankfully, I'm I almost yeah, I just made it almost

1160
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 2: almost all the way to great job today all things

1161
01:08:59,680 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 2: can say.

1162
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: Thanks, have pity, No, no, really, no have pity. I

1163
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,560
Speaker 1: do I do pity for you. Oh well, thanks you

1164
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 1: guys for listening, and we will talk to you next time.

1165
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: And remember the world is small, but the oh no,

1166
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 1: let's see I have now. I was gonna say the

1167
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 1: world is small, but the wig cap is full, but

1168
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: that sounded weird. Well no, that makes sense. It's full

1169
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: of John Tayn. So yeah, yeah, the world is small, small, small,

1170
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: that's what it is. That's what it is. The world

1171
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:36,679
Speaker 1: is is small, The wig is small, but the doors

1172
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: always open. Yeah yeah, yep, good enough for good enough

1173
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 1: for today. It was words words, words are going to

1174
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 1: go take my wig off now, time for your nap,