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Speaker 2: I said, why would you say something so mean like that?

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Speaker 1: What did you say?

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Speaker 2: I said something. I don't remember what it was, but

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Speaker 3: You probably would never even say that to somebody else.

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Speaker 2: I would not. None of the stuff I say to

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Speaker 2: myself I would say to anyone else. So why am

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Speaker 2: I doing that to me?

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Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to be my best friend?

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Speaker 2: And I wouldn't let nobody say that to my friend friends.

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Speaker 2: I tell you I was fucking knocking this motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: I can tell real talk.

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Speaker 3: I could tell I was gonna love you, Leslie.

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Speaker 2: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: I did played with my motherfucker friend.

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Speaker 3: Is this jacket looked gigantic?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you look like they just that's another thing.

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Speaker 2: They just said.

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Speaker 4: Tell the cameras on turn the cameras on turn the

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Speaker 4: cameras on. You know, I'm having a bad days, Leslie,

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Speaker 4: so yeah, tell me all the thing. No, I'm having

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Speaker 4: energy around. So yeah, tell me all the things. Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: First of all, First of all, when Angie my Teens

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Speaker 2: who is this girl that sounded like a black girl,

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Speaker 2: New York was so fucking fly. It was just it

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Speaker 1: Fresh it was fresh. It was just so dope.

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Speaker 2: Right, so that she was on the radio, right yes,

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Speaker 4: Ricans looked like because if you're not from New York,

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Speaker 4: not everybody has a sensible Nobody knows that Puerto Ricans.

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Speaker 3: Especially at that time Puerto Ricans.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how long it.

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Speaker 2: Took me though to figure out that Puerto rican was

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Speaker 3: And welcome seeing that something was still don't know.

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Speaker 2: But that's the thing though, like in other places, like

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Speaker 2: Like I lived in myfild. I came up in Memphis,

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Speaker 6: So meeting Puerto Ricans, I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Like. We always listen to you.

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Speaker 3: I always felt we could be friends you and I

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Speaker 2: Well, I used to listen to you when we would

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Speaker 2: get ready to go to gigs, like you mix all

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Speaker 3: In your twenties.

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Speaker 2: Really. I mean, I've been on plane from college, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, this shit looked like straight GoF What

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 4: She is the kind of person who reminds you that

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Speaker 4: greatness takes time. Okay, it's not luck, it's not like

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Speaker 4: it is work. Ten years of grinding in clubs, writing, bombing, rebuilding,

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Speaker 4: selling memoir that she wrote. She was a comic trying

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Speaker 4: She's a woman who turned pain into punchlines. We all

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Speaker 4: knowes that. She's never been afraid to say exactly what

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Speaker 4: she thinks about men, fame, life, the state of the world.

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Speaker 4: She's proof that truth always finds an audience. She's an actress, writer,

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Speaker 4: a comedic force. She is Leslie Jones.

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Speaker 3: We can add cards.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I used to I used to hear intros like that

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be bomb in ten years. You know what

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Speaker 2: You really gotta think marinate. Yeah, it's slow, and steady.

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Speaker 2: It's what I've learned, slow and steady.

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Speaker 4: We hear that, but the actual real life of that,

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Speaker 4: like I'm sure that can't.

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Speaker 2: Always not be pretty or it's fun or it's the

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Speaker 2: It's really a choice choice between that and the easy way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the explain that life? The low life,

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Speaker 2: It's I remember telling asking Jay Anthony Brown. I was like,

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Speaker 2: And I was like what He was like, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: You gotta get.

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Speaker 2: Like you got to think of when you start comedy

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Speaker 2: just you know, it's just you grow. By your tenth year,

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Speaker 1: I can't explain it to you this. I can only

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of people get into it because

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Speaker 3: Where does that come from?

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Speaker 1: Like? How were you made?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: And I can't even what age is this.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time I did comedy ever in college.

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Speaker 2: I was in college my friends say like nineteen to

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Speaker 3: Because did you have anything in your mind that you

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Speaker 2: Oh God, that's so funny you asked me that, Angie,

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? It's just that when I think

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Speaker 4: People chase things to fix something or to like I

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Speaker 4: But also people who are I don't know, people who

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Speaker 2: like everybody always think that you have to be damaged

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Speaker 3: To be funny. Not true, It's not true.

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Speaker 2: No, I know a lot of undamaged, normal people.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Yo, my writer Lenny. Every time I up to

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Speaker 2: what like, if you got to be high and drunk

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Speaker 1: What you're doing. You're you're this is a vice for you,

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Speaker 1: and you may be good at it.

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Speaker 3: That's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, but I just go to therapy. Jes.

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Speaker 3: So you were a healthy kid at that time.

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Speaker 2: He say I was healthy either. I wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have ship that was bothering me. But I

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Speaker 3: So you're a money chase.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I was on that. I was on that.

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Speaker 1: I was on that.

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Speaker 2: I'm comedy. I love doing comedy. I want to be

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Speaker 2: You know, when you're young, you know I didn't know

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: And do you gotta know that's how you learned all

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Speaker 2: trying to not mess up. Perfection is only for Jesus,

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Speaker 1: Ever.

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Speaker 3: Where is that? Where is that? Like fearless?

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Speaker 2: But what fearless is not that I'm not scared. Fearless

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Speaker 3: Where How how do you do that? You work?

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Speaker 1: You work for it, and listen, I'm looking straight at you.

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Speaker 1: This is for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, free your fucking self. You are the one that

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Speaker 1: For me?

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Speaker 3: Is that what I'm giving you?

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Speaker 2: No, don't say that's My aunt used to say this

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Speaker 4: That's just what I told you before, because I know

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Speaker 3: I'm psychic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a kind of a I'm kind of whisper.

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Speaker 2: My aunt used to say this all the time to me.

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Speaker 2: Look at all your problems are they self induced?

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Speaker 1: Are self induced?

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Speaker 2: Just decisions that you make that when your head was

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Speaker 2: saying don't do that, but you're like, it's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 1: I can.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, no, don't worry about this it it's

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I see what y'all see, But

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Speaker 1: don't worry.

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Speaker 2: I can.

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Speaker 1: I'm stronger than that.

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Speaker 8: You're not freaking out to continue to do something over

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Speaker 3: What the hell? What just happened though? Is this a word?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: Where did this come from?

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Speaker 1: I see what I see and I call what I

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Speaker 3: I'm in the process of in the process of letting myself.

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Speaker 2: You through that door, through all that door and all

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Speaker 1: Okay, step through it.

445
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there.

446
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,480
Speaker 1: You're there, and you're very self sufficient.

447
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,639
Speaker 3: I'm in a little bit of a storm.

448
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,080
Speaker 2: They're not. You're not desperate. No, you're not. And to

449
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 2: be in the storm is to be Yeah, find that peace.

450
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:28,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, because you go to these you're not gonna even

451
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,960
Speaker 9: if you get peaceful, you're not gonna have peace.

452
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 2: Like if there's no storm, you're still gonna have to

453
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 2: find peace. Find it because you matter more than anything

454
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 2: that's outside. You know how they tell you to put

455
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 2: your mask on before you help someone else.

456
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is that situation.

457
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 3: I don't know who sent her.

458
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 4: I don't know who sent you today for yourself to

459
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,840
Speaker 4: fix my energy too, because I don't want to be

460
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 4: giving off that energy and it's.

461
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 1: Not you're not giving off energy. I'm a woman. Yeah, Yeah,

462
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm a woman. Okay, you know what I'm saying.

463
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I wish I was for along anywhere I

464
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 4: could actually share with you the whole situation right now.

465
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:07,880
Speaker 4: But I'm definitely in one of those life pivotal decisions

466
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 4: and transitions that is not an easy one, and still

467
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,199
Speaker 4: trying to show up and do what I do and

468
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 4: perform the way I perform, which I was thinking about

469
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 4: you on the way in here, like, because you know,

470
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 4: sometimes I want to cancel shit, and I wasn't gonna

471
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,359
Speaker 4: cancel you because I was very excited about you coming.

472
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 4: But then I think about what you do for a living,

473
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 4: and think about some of the shit you've been through

474
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 4: in your life, and think about the fact that I'm

475
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 4: sure some things pull on you sometimes.

476
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 2: I had to perform in Hamsterdam. I'm on the day

477
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 2: of my dad's funeral. Yeah, I don't pay for his funeral.

478
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, How did you do that?

479
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 2: How could I not do that? I had to pay

480
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 2: for the funeral. Yeah, that's one of the hardest things

481
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 2: I've ever done.

482
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm gonna.

483
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 2: Tell you a story. When I left SNL, I was like,

484
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so fucking happy, I'm gonna be healthy,

485
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat good, I'm gonna live life. And God

486
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, that's crazy that you think you're gonna

487
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: do that when you're completely sick. Oh, you need to

488
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: get this surgery that I needed to get. What was

489
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 2: that and hemorrhoids? So I had to get I had

490
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 2: a hemorrhoids since I was twelve. They said, that's pain.

491
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 2: No girl, I was living with that shit for since

492
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 2: I was twelve. So I'm fifty two now and I

493
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 2: needed the subject. It was something that I had dealt

494
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: with so much in my life. The doctor was like,

495
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 2: I can't believe that you have been through subduing this

496
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 2: pain this long and doing what you're doing. Try.

497
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: Girl.

498
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: It was horrible, and God was like, you won't ever

499
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 2: be happy until you take care of it.

500
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: You're not gonna ever be healthy until you take care

501
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: of it.

502
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 2: So before you start skipping and talking about you fucking

503
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 2: going to just become automatically happy, there are steps to that.

504
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: So whatever you're going through, whatever it is that you

505
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 2: laid down one day and said, hey, I need this,

506
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,880
Speaker 2: God is going okay, Well, if you want this, you're

507
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 2: gonna have to go through. I'm sorry for this contract.

508
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: Like Darren, step one is just step one. Oh, looking

509
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 2: being what they call having acceptance. No one said that

510
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: she's gonna be happy. That's just gonna be painful because

511
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: acceptance means that you see it for what it is.

512
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 2: But once you do, it's like seeing a dirty plate.

513
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 2: Once you see the dirt and accept the dirt, you

514
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: wash it. Now you gotta clean plate. Yeah, but you're

515
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: gonna have to wash it. The shit's gonna have to

516
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: get on your hands.

517
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 3: Ah.

518
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: I hate this information you're sharing. Just on the other

519
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: side of it. Oh now now you got that palette.

520
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 2: Now you can be what the fuck you want. You

521
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: don't have to pretend no more. You don't pay my

522
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: motherfucking rent. You don't make me happy. I'm the route

523
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: to my happiness. That's what That's what you're fighting.

524
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 3: Come give your word today, Leslie, Come give me all

525
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 3: that one Now you are savvy trying to tab you

526
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: are sent today, you are sent.

527
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 4: I'm grateful for whoever sent you.

528
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: I mean especially over No nuggle, I'm not listen. Let

529
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 2: me tell you because I know me and be like

530
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 2: you hate man. No, I don't hate men. I really

531
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 2: love men.

532
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: I do.

533
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 4: You.

534
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers are built beautifully.

535
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 2: Your dick is beautiful sometimes when you take care of it.

536
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: You know when you take care of it, But you

537
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 2: know I'm not gonna put up with your ship no more.

538
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: You know I love ice cream, I can't eat it.

539
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 2: It makes my stomach hurt. There's a lot of dairy

540
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 2: So I think you're beautiful, but you full of shit

541
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 2: and you're not gonna ruin my peace, or my time,

542
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: or my house or my anything anymore. And it's not

543
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 2: about me saying I don't need you, because I do.

544
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 2: I need you, but what I need is what you need,

545
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 2: peace and love. Yeah, and let's take a journey together,

546
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: but you can't do that if you three steps behind me.

547
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about educationally, emotionally, financially, I'm not ashamed

548
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: to be rich anymore, which men used to make me

549
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: feel bad about that. Oh oh, I can't get you this,

550
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: but I can't well, then block, because it's not about

551
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 2: what you can't give for me, is the fact that

552
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 2: you need to tell me that, because that means that

553
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: you haven't delved into what I really love. You're a photographer.

554
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you go take a picture for me and

555
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 2: frame it and say baby, happy birthday, Oh.

556
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: My god, and get it. I'd be like, oh my god,

557
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: like do you get what I'm saying?

558
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 2: Like men don't and listen and then and this is

559
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: because and men, this is because you come at a

560
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 2: different space. You keep throwing that financial shit on us.

561
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: You know there are chicks out there that's about that,

562
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: and you know need the money or whatever. But look

563
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: at women, really, we survive even because we don't. We

564
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 2: can't trust you to do it. So when you say

565
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: independent women, yeah, I have to be or I'll starve.

566
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: I'll be hungry as fuck. So like, yeah, I'm independent,

567
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: but you know, just it's just y'all got to get

568
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: y'all shit together, Like we got our shit together when

569
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: you told us Moe's crazy.

570
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: We invented Oprah, you know what I'm saying.

571
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 2: But you motherfuckers just stayed on the couch and played

572
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: the PlayStation just every level that came.

573
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 3: Has anybody ever surprised you men?

574
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: Yes? No, well, I mean my friends you've seen it,

575
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: so I know it exists. Yes, But I'm gonna tell

576
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: you this, Angie, I may have not been attracting it

577
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: right because I hadn't got to the other side of myself. Yes,

578
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: so that may have been it might it might have

579
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 2: been all I can because of my friend. My assistant

580
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: says it to me all the time. She's like, oh,

581
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 2: you know, I think you're about to find a man

582
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 2: in New York. And I was like, girl living New

583
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: York for so long and I never find She was like, yeah,

584
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 2: you use a different person then, and I was I

585
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 2: was unhealthy mentally, physically.

586
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: And you have to make yourself the best package. Like

587
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: and that' said.

588
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: I tell men too, like why come offering function and

589
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 2: then ask me what I bring to the table? And

590
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 2: what as a man can you not provide for yourself

591
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: that I'm supposed to provide for you? Why you asking

592
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: me what I bring to the table. I ain't asked

593
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 2: you what you brought to the table. Do you get

594
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: what I'm saying? I do cause my shit together? Like

595
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: you want to fuck with me because my credit?

596
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: Good son?

597
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: Wait, if you're so different, now, what is that difference?

598
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 3: How are you approaching? The difference is that I'm a

599
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 3: little bit more.

600
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: When I get into this age, I'm a little bit

601
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 2: more settled with life and not so easy to go.

602
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 2: Like I used to get really excited if a guy

603
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 2: would even talk to me or give me the numing.

604
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh this my new boyfriend. You know,

605
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: just like one to one hundred. Yeah, you know you got.

606
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: And I've learned to now just be like, accept people

607
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: for who they are. When someone tell you who they are,

608
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 2: believe them. You know what I'm saying. And my peace

609
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: is so wonderful. I protect that anyway. So when you

610
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: protect your peace kind of like those guys stay away

611
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 2: from that because you put up such a good guard

612
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: about yourself, you know. And it can work to a

613
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: fault too, because some of us be like be like, oh,

614
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could talk to her. Well,

615
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: if you don't know you could talk to me, then

616
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: you're right, you can't talk to me. Because that's why

617
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 2: I won't want the guy that sees that and goes.

618
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: Nah, I still want to try to talk to her.

619
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.

620
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: I like, I'm willing to risk it all, Like I'm

621
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: willing to risk rejection to fucking talk to this VISs

622
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: because she hot, she fucking got it going on, Like

623
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 2: why would you not? And this is another thing, insecure

624
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: ass man, why would you not want a badass bitch?

625
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: Do you remember back in the day, I know you

626
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 2: remember this saying there was maybe a small period of

627
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: time when men used to brag about they bitches having shit.

628
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 2: Oh man, my girl got a motherfucking insurance. She got

629
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: a four O one. Yeah, my baby got accurate. She

630
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 2: fucking be going to work every day, she got fucking

631
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: groceries and shit. Now that that shit is gone me

632
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: and is completely fucking and secured.

633
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: Why what is that?

634
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's just again education, like

635
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 2: educating themselves and friends, because when you love yourself, you

636
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 2: don't hurt people.

637
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you really?

638
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: I mean you know what I'm saying. Hurt people, hurt people.

639
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 4: We had recently because this conversations in real life, right,

640
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: so we talked about real life. There's been a couple

641
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 4: of guests. You say, you have friends that you've seen

642
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 4: better versions of it. We had Adrian and Israel on

643
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 4: you know her Adrian whole and she's from the reel.

644
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: She was on the reel. She married. Her husband is

645
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 3: a gospel singer.

646
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 4: I think I know who you some you know Adrian,

647
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 4: she was on the real she was the girls back

648
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 4: in the day.

649
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I know who he's talking about.

650
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's very happy her husband and she picked she

651
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 4: picked somebody equally yoked.

652
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: Good for her.

653
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: She's so fucking happy.

654
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: So when I see people who got it right, I'm

655
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 4: always like, what are you doing?

656
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: How does this? How does this happen?

657
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: You got it?

658
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: You know, that's a work to Like my friend, my

659
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 2: writer friend, Lenny, beautiful wife happy, he happy, always jokes

660
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 2: about her, but he's happy.

661
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh.

662
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people, but they were they

663
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Speaker 2: fucking work at it because you really see. And that's

664
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Speaker 2: the thing too, I think that you know, I'm pretty

665
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Speaker 2: sure me and you are kind of the same. When

666
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Speaker 2: we just when we fall in love, we just like

667
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Speaker 2: fall in love. We don't fall in like mm hmm.

668
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Speaker 2: We just fall in love, you know. And then when

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Speaker 2: the love ship wears off, we have the like and

670
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Speaker 2: we're trying to find it.

671
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Speaker 1: It's like crack, you know what I'm saying. We that crack,

672
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Speaker 1: and the crack made us so hot that night.

673
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Speaker 3: Girl, everything smoking.

674
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: And trying to get the same high. But you brought

675
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: the wrong product to do that. This guy was never

676
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: gonna sustain that high.

677
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: You gotta get the right product. But that is a thing.

678
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 4: So even in that situation, Adriana Israel, she had to

679
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 4: have a bad breakup, he had to have a bad divorce.

680
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: That and he had cheated on his wife.

681
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 4: He was like, I'm not a cheater, but I cheated,

682
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 4: and now here I come, and I knew I had

683
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Speaker 4: to be a different person.

684
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Speaker 3: So they had to go through their ship. Like how

685
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Speaker 3: you're saying.

686
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Speaker 4: You divorce divorceman, dude.

687
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Speaker 2: I mean, those are kind of good ones today because

688
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: they learned. They so hopefully hopefully they know and they want.

689
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: To try to do better.

690
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 3: Eve is happy. Eve Yes.

691
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Speaker 4: I had her on recently and she was saying she stopped,

692
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Speaker 4: She's in LA. She was like, I was in LA.

693
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 4: I was dating a bunch of guys who were like,

694
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Speaker 4: let's just see how this goes. She had a whole

695
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 4: bunch of situationships that were going nowhere, and she just stopped.

696
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 4: She just cut everybody off. She's like, I want something different.

697
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 4: And she met her husband and he was very honest,

698
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 4: very forthcoming, very like, didn't play no games. And she

699
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 4: was like, yes, this this feels good. She made a

700
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Speaker 4: conscious shift about what she was choosing to be in

701
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 4: her life, and so she made it. That's the thing, right,

702
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 4: It's the shift. It's like the shift knowing what you need,

703
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 4: knowing what is going to give you peace and happiness.

704
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 4: And then making a decision to go find that, and

705
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 4: so I think that that there's something in that.

706
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 2: Well, it's also to how we make our other decisions.

707
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,719
Speaker 2: You know, when you want a piece of state, go

708
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Speaker 2: get a piece of steak. You know what I'm saying,

709
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: You put that in your conscious. It's the same thing

710
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: as far as too with men. You know, you know what,

711
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: like I always ask myself for a man that's like,

712
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: like you said, equally yoked, one that's not going to

713
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: get insecure for me, you know that got his own

714
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: shit going on, because that's always you know, someone who's

715
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Speaker 2: self aware and mentally healthy. And I know that's kind

716
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: of like a fuck thing to ask for, But men,

717
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: that is more sexy to me than any kind of

718
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,479
Speaker 2: any kind of money you can pull out is someone

719
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Speaker 2: who is self aware and mentally stable.

720
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Speaker 4: It's so funny that I'm getting ready to read this

721
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Speaker 4: because the truth is that during my interview, my alerts

722
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Speaker 4: kept going off. I had to put them on silent.

723
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Speaker 4: And it's because my cash app on my phone is

724
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Speaker 4: going off because my kids like to go crazy on

725
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Speaker 4: my cash app.

726
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Speaker 3: But it is a good thing.

727
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Speaker 4: So listen for all parents out there who have teenagers

728
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Speaker 4: or young adults who you know, are you already trying

729
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Speaker 4: to do a million things? And so if you're trying

730
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Speaker 4: to keep things under control and give your kids the

731
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Speaker 4: opportunity to have money and use money and be responsible

732
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Speaker 4: and have independence, cash app is here to help make

733
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Speaker 4: sure that your teen's money is being monitored. To get

734
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735
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Speaker 4: spending and it just it makes it very easy. It's

736
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Speaker 4: in one place and you can watch what they're doing.

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Speaker 4: With the cash App card available to teens thirteen to

738
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Speaker 4: seventeen with sponsorship by an eligible parent or guardian that

739
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Speaker 4: is me, every transaction triggers a real time notification, so

740
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Speaker 4: anytime they want to buy a little something, I know

741
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Speaker 4: it's here. If it's out of pocket, we can discuss

742
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Speaker 4: it right away. This is empowering your team to practice

743
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Speaker 4: they're not going to code crazy and you can keep

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Speaker 4: track of their spending. You can also manage everything directly

746
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Speaker 4: from your own cash app account without having to have

747
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Speaker 4: too and then switching back and forth, so it's super

748
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Speaker 4: easy in the one account you can do that. Finally,

749
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Speaker 4: with cash app, there are no monthly fees, no minimum

750
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Speaker 4: balance requirements, no hitting charges, and sending a receiving money

751
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Speaker 4: is super easy with the cash app card, and you

752
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Speaker 4: and your teen's balances receive twenty four to seven fraud monitoring,

753
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Speaker 4: so if something ever feels off, you have the ability

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Speaker 4: to lock their card right from your phone with just

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Speaker 3: It's super easy.

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Speaker 4: So parents, it's time to start focusing on your team's

758
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Speaker 4: financial learning and growth instead of stressing about the fine print.

759
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Speaker 4: If you're ready to give your team more independence while

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Speaker 3: Doesn't it take a long time for that?

771
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Speaker 2: Like?

772
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Speaker 4: Even for me, I feel like I'm very self aware,

773
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 4: especially now, very self aware. I say what I mean,

774
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 4: I mean when I say, but I have to do

775
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 4: a lot of work myself, and.

776
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: It's a continuous work, but you got to start it.

777
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: Like I have to always tell men, y'all could have

778
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: did this shit during COVID take start doing something and

779
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 2: y'all learning how to make sour dough bread and shit,

780
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: could have been working on your working on yourself.

781
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 3: What I know, you very you talk about therapy, you

782
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 3: are very like I'm.

783
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: Very much own it because I always tell men, it's

784
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: such a great feeling to get through that yucky shit

785
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 2: and get on the other side.

786
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: Because the woman that you're attracted to right now may

787
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: not even be the woman you're attracted to.

788
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: When you get through your shit, you might get through

789
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 2: your shit and like big bitches, not model bitches. You

790
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: might life show you you don't know, like get past

791
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: your bullshit so you can feel good about yourself.

792
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Because when you feel good about yourself, you don't hurt people.

793
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: It's just a plain equation.

794
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Speaker 4: It's like what you were telling me though too before.

795
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 4: It's like you gotta go through the muck a little bit.

796
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 4: You have to get to the other side. That's exactly

797
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 4: what it is.

798
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 2: And a lot of people don't want to do that

799
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: because a lot of people are scared of one or

800
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: two things to look their muck in the face, and

801
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 2: I've changed. They're scared that they're going to be so different.

802
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: You're not.

803
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna be relief and free.

804
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 3: And better for yourself.

805
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: And this is the thing about change too. Let me

806
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 2: tell you something. You can keep the nine change if

807
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 2: you want to change, don't give a fuck about you.

808
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: Change is only nice for a little bit and then

809
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: it has to move.

810
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: It's just like a I don't want to say, a

811
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Speaker 1: baby coming out, maybe shit and something.

812
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 2: It's like I waited, and I waited.

813
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: I gotta move now.

814
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: So if it hurts, I'm sorry, but you I've been

815
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: trying to prepare you. If you don't change, it's like

816
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: stagnant water hitting a wall. That shit becomes moldy and disgusting,

817
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: and you have to have an even flow. Be not

818
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: scared to grow old, Be not scared to move to

819
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: the next stage of your life. You are clearing the

820
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: way for other people to take your place, for you

821
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: to take that. But if you stop the system, shit

822
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: does not flow. Everybody trying to still be twenty years old,

823
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 2: go sit your motherfucking forty year old ass down and

824
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: live your forty year old motherfucking life. Stop trying to

825
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 2: stop the process of growing unless you a motherfucking vampire.

826
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: You know, always tell everybody who wants to do that

827
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 2: facelifts and breasts and all that shit, go look at

828
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: death becomes her, because that's what that's that's what it's about.

829
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how much you do to your body.

830
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: If you don't keep it up, if you don't eat right,

831
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: if you don't sleep, if you don't drink water, if

832
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 2: you don't consciously take care of your ship, that shit

833
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: just gonna break down. It's just gonna rust up, go

834
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Speaker 2: right back or break just like real talk. I always

835
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 2: this is this is the thing about I always say

836
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Speaker 2: self care. But I'm not talking about going to get

837
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 2: a massage or a fucking facial. I'm talking about self

838
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: motherfucking care. What is that Being able to look in

839
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: the fucking mirror. And this is something that you never

840
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: know about people. They can't look at themselves in the

841
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 2: mirror unless they getting ready. But if you can look

842
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: in the mirror and just stand there and look at yourself,

843
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: look into your eyes and tell yourself, hey, it's hard.

844
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Speaker 1: Fuck, it's hard, but this is who we are.

845
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Speaker 2: Love you even if you don't mean it right it Yeah,

846
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Speaker 2: yourself knows yourself. Like I said, just to my friend,

847
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I said something so mean to myself

848
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 2: one day, you know, when I was getting I said

849
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: something so mean to myself that I made myself apologize.

850
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 2: I said, why would you say something so mean like that?

851
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: I said, take it back, and don't you ever say

852
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: that again.

853
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: What did you say? I said something. I don't remember

854
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: what it was, but it was so mean that I

855
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: was like, girl, why would you say that to yourself?

856
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 3: You probably would never even say that to somebody else.

857
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: I would not. None of the stuff I say to

858
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: myself I would say to anyone else. So why am

859
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: I doing that to me? And I'm supposed to be my.

860
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Speaker 2: Best friend And I wouldn't let nobody say that to

861
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Speaker 2: my friend my friends.

862
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Speaker 1: I tell you, I was bucking knocking this motherfucker. I

863
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: could tell real talk.

864
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 3: I could tell.

865
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Speaker 1: I knew I was gonna love you, Leslie.

866
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: I knew it.

867
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: I just played with my motherfucker friend.

868
00:39:51,880 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: I knew I was gonna love you. What is your like?

869
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 4: Like I've had met I've had, like I think, there's

870
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 4: substantial moments in your life, like that time was really

871
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 4: hard and this is I had to go through that

872
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 4: to get to hear okay. And then you're coasting for

873
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Speaker 4: a while. Then something else happens and you got to

874
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Speaker 4: get to the other side. And I know you've been

875
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Speaker 4: through a lot in your life. You had a lot

876
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 4: of loss and grief, and I mean, I don't know.

877
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: All all the things I think of self hate. I

878
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: had to get through self hate, you know, for the longest,

879
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Speaker 2: you know, I got made fun of and told so

880
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Speaker 2: long that I'm the different, ugly girl. I always had

881
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Speaker 2: pretty friends, the ugly girl in the group. You know,

882
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: I had to get through that type of does that happen?

883
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh ship from twelve and up?

884
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: You know, so you know you had to I had

885
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 2: to deal with that I was the tallest girl, you know. Yeah,

886
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: you know, I was always tall. So you know, it's

887
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: just like that type of stuff I had to get through.

888
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: And and how do you do that?

889
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 3: Because there's somebody out there that hasn't gotten gotten famous, famous.

890
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: Famous, that became famous, Well, you start, people started liking

891
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: things about me that I hated, which made me have

892
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 2: to explore it more.

893
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: Like why they like that?

894
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I didn't know that that

895
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 2: was okay, Well that's cool, like like your cheek bones, no,

896
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: my voice, my voice, my big ass mouth. I used

897
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 2: to hate when people would catch me and pictures when

898
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 2: I was like, I hated that shit.

899
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, bitch, that's you. That's Leslie.

900
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: You're Leslie like no one else is you. You know

901
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 2: what I'm saying that. Yeah, I had to start liking myself.

902
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: That was very much a part of it. And that's

903
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: why when people go I was like, I know what

904
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 2: you feel about yourself.

905
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: Stop it like you.

906
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: I don't have to start liking yourself unless you just

907
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: gonna go through some transfer more amation and you still

908
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: not gonna.

909
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 3: But how do you do that? How do you? I

910
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: don't know? Is it therapy? Is it?

911
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: Is it?

912
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 3: Friends?

913
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: Is fucking therapy?

914
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 2: And yes, check whatever friends is around you because all

915
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 2: the motherfuckers that used to make me feel like that

916
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: are not in my life no more. You know, when

917
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 2: you're young, you don't You're just trying to be in

918
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: the crowd.

919
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: You're trying to get.

920
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: I'm thinking that because I'm looking at him now and

921
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 4: you're like successful, smart and all these beautiful things. But

922
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 4: like I had to go through a twelve year old girl. Yeah,

923
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 4: and people saying crazy shitzy.

924
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, even teachers, Like I used to get it

925
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: from teachers, Like I mean, like, man, mister Moseley, if

926
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 2: you out there, ooh, motherfucker, I honestly hope that you're

927
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: ass in jail.

928
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: That's what I hope.

929
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 3: What did he do?

930
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: He's just a piece of shit, but he's he used

931
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: to literally torture me.

932
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: He used to torture.

933
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: Me, but cause you because you were allowed, or I

934
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: was just different from everybody else and maybe I was

935
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 2: bad or whatever. But like the stuff he would do

936
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 2: to me is like you don't do that to a kid,

937
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

938
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: So, and I would tell my dad.

939
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: I never told my dad the day that he made

940
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 2: my nose bleed because I was so upset.

941
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: I was so upset my.

942
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 2: Hair for some reason, I couldn't do anything to my hair.

943
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 2: My hair started, so my mom hadn't started pray send

944
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 2: my hair and all of that. And I had this

945
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: hat on and I came in the hat and he

946
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 2: was like, you gotta take the hat off, and I

947
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: was like, please don't make me take my hat off

948
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 2: because it looks really bad. He was like, I don't care,

949
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 2: take your hat off. And I took my hat off

950
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: and everybody started laughing, and he started laughing, and I

951
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 2: put my head down and then when I had pulled up,

952
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 2: my nose was bleeding because I was so and my

953
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: friend was My friend was sitting by me.

954
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: I remember this candidate. She was like, that's not fucking funny.

955
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: She was mad. So I went to the bathroom and

956
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: she came to the bathroom with me, and I, you know,

957
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: would just clean up the blood or whatever. And I

958
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: went back and get my books and he was like,

959
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: come here. He was like, I'm really sorry. I shouldn't

960
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: have did that. And I just was like, fuck you.

961
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 2: You always do that shit. And I didn't tell my

962
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 2: dad why because my.

963
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: Dad would have killed that nigga.

964
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: My dad would have came up there and dog stumped

965
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 2: them because nobody played about by his daughter.

966
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: Like he never knew nothing of the stuff.

967
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 2: I woulda tell my mom some stuff, but she I

968
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 2: never told them, you know.

969
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: But I do remember the last day of school, this

970
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: motherfucker gave me a d damn.

971
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm telling this out loud. I

972
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: don't think I ever told the story out loud. He

973
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: gave me a D and I went back and I said,

974
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: why you give me a D? Like I did everything,

975
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: I tried to do everything. You always fucking with me.

976
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 2: And he was like, I gave you a D because

977
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: you deserved a D. I was like, oh, big nose, motherfucker.

978
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 2: And I walked out and he was like, nah, no,

979
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: we going to the principal's office. He took me to

980
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: the principal's office and he was like, yeah, she called

981
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 2: me a motherfucker.

982
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: You can't.

983
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: She need to get three licks cause that's when they

984
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 2: used to get called, you know, the three licks to

985
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: like with the paddle, used to get a paddle.

986
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm old. They used to paddle the kids.

987
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: So he was like, you can call your mom, or

988
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 2: you can get these three licks. I was like, call

989
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: my daddy. I said, you call my daddy. And I said,

990
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell my daddy that you made my

991
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 2: fucking nose bleed because you was fucked up to me.

992
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 2: I said, so you call my daddy, Call my daddy,

993
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: And everybody knew my dad. My dad's like six seven

994
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: sergeant in the army.

995
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

996
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 2: So he was like, nah, nah, it was the last

997
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 2: day of school. He was like, nah, nah, we ain't

998
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: got to do that this last day. Fuck you, mister

999
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 2: Moseley if you're still.

1000
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: Out there at school. Were good and I went out

1001
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: and I remember Canis was like what happened? I was like,

1002
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: I said, I was gonna call my daddy.

1003
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, I know that, mother.

1004
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: I love that story.

1005
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 4: You know what though, because that that tells me a

1006
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 4: lot about where why? Because that some of that confidence

1007
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 4: got to come from knowing that you love yourself no,

1008
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,280
Speaker 4: but also knowing that you're supported and loved at home.

1009
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1010
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 2: And you know what's so crazy is that when people

1011
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 2: used to try to when I got into comedy and

1012
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 2: people would try to snap on me, I'd be like,

1013
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: you can never out snap me, nigga about me, And

1014
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the most hurtful thing to you, like

1015
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 2: that that you know, that little thing that was going

1016
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 2: out when it was like, that's why your mama did

1017
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: That's the type of ship I would do.

1018
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1019
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 2: I was like, that's why your your dad fucked the

1020
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 2: neighbor and that boy is your brother. But y'all try

1021
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 2: to act like your friends. Oh you are terrorists. You

1022
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 2: had your daddy in your back pocket. My dad will

1023
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: fuck everybody. Yeah, so that's why that gave you a

1024
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 2: little bit of a license. Yeah, yeah, I feel I

1025
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: feel that strongly.

1026
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 4: All Right, we gotta oh my god, we have a

1027
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 4: new segment on my part.

1028
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: We had straight therapy. Did I'll write that shit down?

1029
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: Young kids?

1030
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: They do.

1031
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: They're still gonna go fuck up. They're still going to

1032
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: that's the only way, own way.

1033
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 7: And by the way, we're still going to fuck up too,

1034
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:40,479
Speaker 7: even to the Usher concert during the pandemic. You're gonna

1035
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 7: catch COVID? Did I catch covid? Had an Usher concert?

1036
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1037
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: So corny? Right, I love that jump. That's pretty good.

1038
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 3: I'll take it. I'll take that. We have a new segments.

1039
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

1040
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 4: First of all, there's a new comedy special Life Part

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00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,360
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1045
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: Well better ones. I had to do the nice one.

1046
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 3: Do you have like a favorite.

1047
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Speaker 1: That are my favorite jokes? Baby, I can't pick one?

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Speaker 3: But where's my hair?

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00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 2: It is?

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00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 4: This is our segment, our grand new segment from Boost Mobile.

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00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 4: It's called a voice Note where we go into our

1104
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 4: comments and our social media to find fans of the pod.

1105
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 3: We found a fan of Leslie Jones. All right, her

1106
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 3: name is miss Whitney Joe. She said, Whitney Houston. She

1107
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 3: sent the voice note for you. Come on, let us

1108
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: play it all right, listen, it's our new segment, Leslie Jones.

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00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 5: One thing is that she has no idea the impact

1110
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 5: she has on other black women who are going day

1111
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 5: to day with just how unapologetically she shows up as herself.

1112
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 5: And I love her for that. I know they mistreat

1113
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 5: you because they're I'm here mistreating us, Leslie, and you

1114
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 5: continue to go. And that is the inspiration I took

1115
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 5: away from your book, from seeing you on TV, from

1116
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 5: watching your specials. I love that you are so unapologetically

1117
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 5: yourself that it makes it the norm. You're my aunt,

1118
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 5: you're my sister, you're my mom, and I feel that

1119
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 5: I can show up and continue to be myself unapologetically

1120
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: because you can either take me or you cannot. I

1121
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 5: loved Leslie f n Jones her book. I laughed and

1122
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 5: cried for seventeen hours straight. Leslie Jones makes me feel

1123
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 5: like I can show up as myself unapologetically every day

1124
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 5: as she does, and I love her for that.

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00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: That's so sweet.

1126
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: That's all I'm trying to do.

1127
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get the little girls that look like me,

1128
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 2: that looked like me when I got made what look like.

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00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1130
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 2: I see a lot of kids that go through shit,

1131
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: and I just want to tell them and hug them

1132
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 2: and go just get through it. I swear it's going

1133
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: to be so good when you get to a point

1134
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 2: where you can control your life. Just get through it.

1135
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 2: I see them all the time, and that is wonderful.

1136
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 2: We gotta make it norm to be ourselves, because, like,

1137
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 2: if you're so busy trying to be somebody else, who's

1138
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: trying to be you. God made everyone different except for twins,

1139
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 2: which is creepy, but a lot of your life you

1140
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: live that.

1141
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 4: It helps you get the mother ways, but you you

1142
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,919
Speaker 4: live your life that way to get to get through

1143
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 4: it and to become better.

1144
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 3: But then it affects somebody else.

1145
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: And I love that. I love that, And it's so funny.

1146
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 2: Whenever they say unapologetically me, I be like, I apologize

1147
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 2: all the time. You do? You do?

1148
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,919
Speaker 1: You don't seem like it. I don't.

1149
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, you're not sorry. You're not sorry.

1150
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm not sorry.

1151
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 3: But isn't that to me?

1152
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 4: That's always cause you know me too, even when I

1153
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 4: do in my career, I don't.

1154
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: And I mean, yeah, like you lived your life how

1155
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: you were, though Angie, Like you didn't change, you didn't

1156
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: flipped the script who you was all the way. And

1157
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: that's that's all of us doing that. We don't realize

1158
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 2: that we all are doing that. We just don't give

1159
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 2: each other. We don't give each other enough. That we

1160
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 2: don't give ourselves enough that.

1161
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 4: But every now and then it lands where you are

1162
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 4: confronted with somebody or something like that sends a message.

1163
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 4: I heard that message and I was like I love

1164
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 4: that she's inspired by your life that much, but the

1165
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 4: fact that you would never know how many.

1166
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 2: People are inspired by you, Angie, Oh thank you. You

1167
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 2: never know the little girls that listen to you and go, look,

1168
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, like so many people used to like Whoopy.

1169
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: I got to tell Whoopy. I saw whoopee, and I

1170
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 2: remember bursting into tears and running to my dad going, oh.

1171
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: My god, she looks just like me.

1172
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be other to be on TV. She made

1173
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 2: you feel like someone feel like that we both are. Yeah,

1174
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 2: keep up the good work, you too, since I love

1175
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 2: that she almost cried and I just love her. She's

1176
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: such a have you developed like a friendship and oh

1177
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 2: yeah that's my bit.

1178
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: I love her. Oh my god, she put you on

1179
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: that game? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she put me on a

1180
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: lot of games. Yes.

1181
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 3: And Chris too, right, Chris Rockets is somebody.

1182
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: Chris always.

1183
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: Chris is the dude that I text when I have

1184
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 2: a problem with some and then he'd be like, you'll

1185
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 2: be fine.

1186
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: That's his advice. You can see you'll be fine. Thanks,

1187
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: don't worry about it.

1188
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 4: You did what and that's useful to you in some

1189
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 4: spent way.

1190
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 2: All right?

1191
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 3: If that's Oh, here she is. Look that's the girl. Oh,

1192
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: that's Whitney Joe.

1193
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 4: We found her on Instagram and we said we were

1194
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 4: looking for more black women, but.

1195
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: Oh tell her she is just the sweetie pie.

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00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 3: That is so cute, pretty girl. Come on, is she

1197
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 3: wearing that bob Whitney Joe?

1198
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: All right?

1199
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 3: I like that little segment. That's a little segment.

1200
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: We also have a bawl. These are in real life questions.

1201
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 4: Go in the bowl and pick something out and see

1202
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 4: what you get.

1203
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 2: Okay, if God were to text you right now, what

1204
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 2: would it say when you come here, You're gonna be

1205
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: on probation. You're not getting right in, You're gonna have.

1206
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: To do some community service work.

1207
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 2: Just letting you know, here's your room when you finish.

1208
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: That's kind of a perfect answer.

1209
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 3: I kind of want you to go back in the bowl.

1210
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: Even though I can't.

1211
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 3: We can't top that. I feel like we should do

1212
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 3: like one or two bowld questions. Oh God, that's kind

1213
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 3: of perfect.

1214
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, okay, okay. What have you always wanted to do?

1215
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: But have it?

1216
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 3: You've done a lot.

1217
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 2: I haven't got to play a superhero.

1218
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 3: You should be able to.

1219
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: I want to play a superhero. We need to want

1220
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 2: to be I want to be I want to be

1221
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 2: a Marvel superhero. Okay, hey, you're putting that in the universes.

1222
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 2: That is that your universe sides? That was the one

1223
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 2: I wanted to say.

1224
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: Where your last day on Earth? What would you be doing?

1225
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

1226
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: I would sexually harass a man. No, that was that

1227
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: was wrong.

1228
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 2: The way I said that, I would try to have

1229
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 2: sex with someone that I like a lot, Like I

1230
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 2: would smoke so much wheat and then I would eat

1231
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: all my favorite things and then I would have sex.

1232
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 2: I would be like, I would just start calling them up.

1233
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 2: I was even if he's cut, I'd be like, Okay,

1234
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 2: so this is the last day on Earth. You want

1235
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 2: to have sex, and I'm pretty sure they're gonna say yes.

1236
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 4: Like the right one, yeah, yeah, and then you prepare

1237
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 4: for your journey to go on probation.

1238
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go get

1239
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: us a couple of sandwiches, you know.

1240
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 3: Oh no o oh she got.

1241
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 2: Into that's how I'm gonna do on our last day

1242
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: of Earth too. Before you hit them, I want us

1243
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 2: to die having sex.

1244
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like.

1245
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the other thing to ask me? All

1246
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 4: Refletcher said she wanted her man to put her through

1247
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 4: the mattress I mean, or the head bought.

1248
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 3: She wanted him to put her through one regret you have.

1249
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: Damn, it's sad, though it's gonna make everything sad. Before

1250
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 2: you passed, I wish I had answered the phone.

1251
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 3: You didn't answer? Were you somebody that screens a lot?

1252
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 3: Because I did that?

1253
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 2: It was how bad each other? He was doing some

1254
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 2: dumb ship anyway, And I didn't feel like I was

1255
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: making a lottery ticket in Atlanta, and I didn't feel

1256
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 2: like answered I. I was like, just whatever, because he

1257
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 2: had already did something and somebody had said he was

1258
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 2: in the hospital.

1259
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, he's fine, I'll talk to

1260
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: him later.

1261
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 3: Oh that's tough. How do you make peace with that?

1262
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 2: How do you make peace with that? You continue to

1263
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 2: tell yourself fuck you know, tell people to fucking love

1264
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: their people while they're here. If your loved one is you,

1265
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 2: If you mad at your mama, unless your mama abused

1266
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: you or did something fucking off of go make up

1267
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: with your mama. If your daddy is still hearing you,

1268
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 2: you he ain't like, go make up with people.

1269
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: Stop that ship. It's to you. I promise they gone

1270
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: in a fucking minute.

1271
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 2: And ain't nothing worse than the people that's close to

1272
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: you dying and them not knowing that you love them.

1273
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing worse than that? Nothing could have only thing.

1274
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 2: If God came back and said, can I do something

1275
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 2: for you? I'd be like, I want to talk to

1276
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: my brother. I would cry and say I'm so sorry.

1277
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 2: I hope it wasn't my fault that you died. Hm, godda,

1278
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's real. It's real to know

1279
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 2: that people have real feelings. These are real things that

1280
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 2: to people. It's okay feel that feeling. But don't stay there,

1281
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 2: because I tell you one thing. My brother would answer

1282
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 2: her back. He's like, I'm gone and I'm good girl.

1283
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: You're still alive. Please live, don't stay here. And I

1284
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 2: love that you're rich. Now that's so crazy, you know

1285
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 2: what I mean? I love that you're rich too. You

1286
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: deserve it, You deserve it.

1287
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 3: How often do you think about your legacy?

1288
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

1289
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 2: Shit, I think about how people are going to think

1290
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: about me when I die, because you know it's fleeting.

1291
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 2: They'll have my funeral and then it'll be over. So

1292
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 2: that's why you gotta live your fucking life. Yeah, you know.

1293
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: I just try to.

1294
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: Hope that when I leave that a lot of people

1295
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: have a lot of good things and learn from me.

1296
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 4: And can you know, well, I love you today and

1297
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 4: I have a lot of good things, and you affected

1298
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 4: me in a real way today.

1299
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 3: So thank you for this.

1300
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1301
00:58:53,240 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 4: You affected Whitney too with the Joe Joe by the way,

1302
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 4: that's the segment we're gonna do with every episode.

1303
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 3: Now go go subscribe and follow and you can. God,

1304
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 3: thank you for today.

1305
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: Thank you baby.

1306
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 4: You're a gem and you got you got some you

1307
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 4: have something a gift or calling.

1308
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. You saw it right through me today.

1309
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 2: We just sisters connecting and it's just our auras are

1310
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 2: healing each other.

1311
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 3: Sign what's Oh my god, I'm Capricorn.

1312
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: I know that's what it is.

1313
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure, every Capricorn I meet our friends

1314
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: with yes, me to my best friends.

1315
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: Writer and best friend. It's the best best friends.

1316
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, we are. You're not understanding that you're my

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Speaker 2: whole for a life.

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Speaker 1: Now it's me and you.

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Speaker 3: Leslie Jones in real life.

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Speaker 7: Everybody my real life bestie.

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Speaker 2: Y'all. This is Leslie Jones in real life, in real

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Speaker 2: life though, like real life periods, periods, point blank real

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Speaker 2: life though.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, thanks for watching.

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