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Speaker 1: It's another All right, this is Colby Sazarek. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from home repair. Is this Josh? Yes, it is, Hey Josh.

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Speaker 1: Not sure if you remember me, but I was on

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Speaker 1: the call to fix your dryer on Monday. My boss

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Speaker 1: Ray was there too. Oh yeah, yeah, Hey, how's it

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Speaker 1: going good? Good? Listen, Um, I need to know if

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Speaker 1: I can get back into your place for just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes. Is there a spare key or something outside

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Speaker 1: that I can kind of just Oh, I think it's

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Speaker 1: all all good. You guys did a good job. I

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Speaker 1: think it's all fixed up. Thank you. Though. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I sort of left something at your house, So if

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Speaker 1: I could just get in real quick to get that,

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Speaker 1: I'll be out of your hair. Oh, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: tool Just no, I didn't see anything. Well, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of embarrassing and I'd rather not really say what it is.

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Speaker 1: You left something embarrassing in my house? Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: at this point I might as well just tell you. Um,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna think I'm an idiot. I sort of left

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Speaker 1: my underwear in your closet. Don't don't worry. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about the details. Underwear in my closet. Yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was in a total accident. But I, uh, you're there

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Speaker 1: to fix the dryer, Like, has your underwear end up

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Speaker 1: my closet? Is there some sort of like test underwear.

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Speaker 1: I don't care exactly what it is. Basically, yeah, with

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Speaker 1: standard procedure, if I fix the dryer, I have to

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Speaker 1: test it. So what I do is I take off

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Speaker 1: my underwear and then I wash it in the sink

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Speaker 1: and then I throw it in the dryer. What you

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Speaker 1: take off your underwear like the underwear you're wearing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean cool. I just want to make sure that

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Speaker 1: I test the dryer and make sure that it's working.

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Speaker 1: And we got it fixed obviously. So this, first of all,

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Speaker 1: this means that you you left my house without underwear on.

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Speaker 1: Not exactly a minute you came into my house, you

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Speaker 1: took off your ownderwear, put it into my closet, and

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Speaker 1: then forgot about it. Yeah. Basically, well that's because I

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Speaker 1: had a pair of your underwear on. And there's a

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Speaker 1: total bonehead. I walked out thinking that I had my

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Speaker 1: underwear back on. And this has got to be some

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Speaker 1: sort of joke, Like, please tell me this is some

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Speaker 1: joke here, someone's idea of some sick twisted humor. I

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Speaker 1: know that it might seem strange to you, but this

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Speaker 1: is common practice. I doubt that. I seriously doubt that.

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Speaker 1: There's no way you were going to be as as

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Speaker 1: a general rule, you're gonna put on someone else's underwear.

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Speaker 1: What did you want me to do? I was in

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Speaker 1: your house without underwear on. That's weird to me. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you were in my house and that underwear on.

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Speaker 1: I left. I trusted you, guys, I said, did lock

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Speaker 1: up afterward? I can't believe that this is what happened

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Speaker 1: when I left for work. I was just testing the dryer,

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Speaker 1: though you could have just put a cloth in there.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to take off your own underwear. What

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? I am I supposed to

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Speaker 1: call you and go, hey, I don't have any underwear?

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Speaker 1: Can I borrow some of yours? How's that phone call

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Speaker 1: gonna go? I don't. I just want this not to

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Speaker 1: of them. If you, hey, if you don't get my

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Speaker 1: underwear back, I'm calling the cops. That's it. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: the cops on me. Yeah, you're weirdough If anything, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling the cops on you. Go ahead, because I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the cops on you because you won't give my underwear back.

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Speaker 1: You don't try to turn the tables on me. You're

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Speaker 1: the weird one here. You're the one who came into

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Speaker 1: my house. I'm calling the cops on you. Me and

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Speaker 1: my boss are in your place getting intimate with each other,

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Speaker 1: and we leave our underwear there, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get them back, and now you won't give them back.

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Speaker 1: You were getting intimate in my house, you and Ray.

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Speaker 1: You have a problem with that, of course I do.

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Speaker 1: You guys, are you're supposed to be working? You're in

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Speaker 1: my house. What are you on my bed? We got

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Speaker 1: your dry Hey, we got your dryer fixed, right? Who

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Speaker 1: cares how we did it? Oh my god? Do you

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Speaker 1: realize you've just admitted to having with your boss at

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Speaker 1: my house? Yeah? And I would like my underwear back,

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Speaker 1: poor favor. Please you need help, man, I need your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Christina needs help. That's who needs help. If you ask me,

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Speaker 1: what do you wait? What do you know about Christina? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Because she emailed me to call you. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: eighty two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said that you recently had a couple of creepy

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Speaker 1: maintenance guys over to your place and thought I should

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Speaker 1: call a mess with you about it. Oh man, did

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Speaker 1: you really think that somebody would have left their underwear

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Speaker 1: there and then tried on your underwear? Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: just had of those two guys, Joe and My Oh

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Speaker 1: the underwear. Yeah, sounds like you're the one that needs help.

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Speaker 1: Dude up every morning with Mornings on the Twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: On Moving ninety two point five, whether on ivy