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Speaker 1: You don't know confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speak text to seven eight five nine, who says,

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Speaker 3: my cat, who never sits on my.

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Speaker 2: Lap, actually sat on my lap this morning. That's so excited.

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Speaker 2: And she's still there right now.

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Speaker 4: Don't move, don't move.

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Speaker 3: I called in sick to work today so that she

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Speaker 3: could sit on me as long as she wants.

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Speaker 4: You should ye, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: You don't think the boss would have given him the

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Speaker 3: day off of YOUA just called in and told the truth.

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Speaker 2: Like, my cat's showing me love for the very first time.

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Speaker 2: I can't come in today and count on my lap.

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Speaker 4: He's like, take the week off, so you don't want

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Speaker 4: to risk it.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, you can come and tell the truth

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Speaker 3: here on the mass speaker because we change your voice

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Speaker 3: and keep you anonymous so the entire world can safely

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Speaker 3: hear your secrets while we perr like happy little katies

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Speaker 3: in your lap. And today we have a guy who

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Speaker 3: wants to come clean using the fake name.

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Speaker 2: So Vinnie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for having me. I appreciate it all.

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Speaker 4: Right, Vinny, got any cats around or no?

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Speaker 1: I had no cats around, unfortunately?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's not going to be a cat confession, but

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Speaker 3: we're still excited to hear from you because the voice

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Speaker 3: changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was about a few months ago my

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Speaker 1: wife sat me down and she had a serious talk

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Speaker 1: with me.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't sound good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a good sign that you're wanting to

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Speaker 4: share this anonymously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Well, she told me that as a grown man, I

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Speaker 1: should be able to do my own laundry, and so

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Speaker 1: from that moment forward, she was done doing my laundry

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Speaker 1: for me. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Oh what?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Were you embarrassed by that?

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Speaker 1: Embarrassed? No? I mean she's been doing my laundry since

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Speaker 1: we've been buried, So it was it was more of

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Speaker 1: a blind side than an embarrassed okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 4: I mean, obviously she's feeling probably pretty upset, like there's

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Speaker 4: not a very good balance of housework in the home.

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if that's necessarily true, because we

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Speaker 1: both have the things that we cover, and laundry was

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Speaker 1: one of the things that she always covered, and we

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Speaker 1: have three kids together and she always does their laundry.

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Speaker 2: Cut oo poor woman.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm sure you know you contribute something to

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Speaker 3: the household.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I do the yard work. Things need to

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Speaker 1: be fixed. You know, when she's busy doing laundry, I'm

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Speaker 1: not just sitting there drinking a beer and watching her.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm doing my own things.

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Speaker 3: Okay, take a fair trade. I'll do some of my laundry,

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Speaker 3: you mow some of the yard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of how my family works that way.

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Speaker 4: It's not a very good sign that she's upset and

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Speaker 4: having to sit down and like have this big talk

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Speaker 4: with you about it.

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Speaker 1: Ultimately, I was just like, okay, you feel strongly about this,

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Speaker 1: fair point. But you know, at the same time, I

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Speaker 1: hate doing laundry. And I know this sounds silly, but

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Speaker 4: Want to cop out? Come on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't separate anything. Yeah, everything, And there's literally

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Speaker 3: To all sudden you have to sort the white colors

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Speaker 2: And the color blindness. I mean, you know, is this

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Speaker 2: black or white? I can't tell you. You don't know

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Speaker 2: people's blight Brooks.

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Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time staying on your side.

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Speaker 3: Right, disappointing when you do it yourself and you're like,

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Speaker 3: oh god, I did this like crap.

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Speaker 4: Webinars, ignorance or anything.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the position you're in?

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Speaker 4: So hard?

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Speaker 1: That's not the conflict that I'm facing because I said,

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Speaker 1: fair point, I'll do it myself, but honestly, because I

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Speaker 1: hate it and I'm not good at it, it just

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Speaker 1: started piling nothing. She got upset with me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's even worse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you said you do it and now

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Speaker 4: you're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So she ended up. She got into the habit

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Speaker 1: of before she went to work, she leaves before I

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Speaker 1: do it works.

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Speaker 4: Full time too, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and throw it in either the backseat or

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Speaker 1: the trunk of my car.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh, just to mess up your car. I see.

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Speaker 4: So you guys are in that healthy spot of Mary.

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Speaker 1: She said it was to get the mess out of

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Speaker 1: the house because if I wasn't going to do it,

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Speaker 1: she didn't want to look at it. And then she said,

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Speaker 1: just stop by a laundromat if you don't want to

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Speaker 1: do it yourself. But honestly, like that's still a lot

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Speaker 1: of work for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, Jeffie, you're gonna have to take over there.

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Speaker 2: Let me quickly. Brook is really feeling sympathetic.

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Speaker 4: Now you can't even go to the laundromat, Yeah, pay

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Speaker 4: someone to do it for you.

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Speaker 2: So now what you said, where are you at? Do

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Speaker 2: you have any clean clothes?

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, I do have clean clothes now. So bottom

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Speaker 1: line is, my wife has kind of been in a

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Speaker 1: fight with her mom for a little bit. They've been

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Speaker 1: on the outs, things have been tense. They haven't spoken

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Speaker 1: to each other. So I'm so speaking to her mom.

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Speaker 1: I swung by her house. I told her, you know

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Speaker 1: what was happening. I said, she's making me do the

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Speaker 1: laundry now. And I know I tried to be sympathetic

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Speaker 1: and you know, be objective and share the argument and

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Speaker 1: take wife's side and defend her.

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Speaker 4: Defender against her own mom. Her own mom is like, no,

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Speaker 4: you work full time and have three children, you better

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Speaker 4: do that man's law.

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Speaker 1: Well, her mom is retired, and her mom sort of

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Speaker 1: felt bad about the situation, so her mom offered to

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Speaker 1: do my laundry for me.

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Speaker 4: So you're going behind your wife's back to the mother

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Speaker 4: that she's not speaking with, just so you can get

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Speaker 4: your laundry done.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah basically, oh wow, dude, dude, you just one marriage.

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Speaker 3: Congratulate you found the ultimate life back We're all just

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Speaker 3: jealous of you.

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Speaker 2: At this point.

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Speaker 4: If your wife finds out you aren't married.

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Speaker 2: Anymore, yeah, that was like really not good. I mean

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Speaker 2: talk about backstaffing. You did swear her mom to secrecy

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Speaker 2: on this. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And at this point, I feel like everybody's winning

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Speaker 1: because her mom still feels connected to our family. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting my laundry. My wife doesn't have to do my laundry.

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Speaker 1: Nobody is hurt. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you should tell her that when she finds out.

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Speaker 3: Seabrook, happy marriages do exist. This is something for you

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Speaker 3: to aspire to.

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Speaker 2: Your husband talks to your mom behind your back all

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 4: Totally gives me such a head.

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Speaker 2: Well, Vinnie, I'm glad you figured out the formula.

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Speaker 3: I'm not everybody's happy in the family.

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Speaker 2: Yes they are. Would it be a secret, Jeff? I

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Speaker 2: hope she shrinks his clothes to encourage him to get

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Speaker 2: into better shape.

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Speaker 3: Point alexis, everybody wins and thank you for sharing.

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Speaker 1: Vinnie.

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Speaker 3: Text in to seven eight five nine two. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession that you've been holding on to. We

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Speaker 3: can hydr identity, ask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 3: next Hero's coming up this

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,