Speaker 1: Hello, fan, Rito's welcome back to how Rude Tan. Rito's
Speaker 1: welcome to our thirty eighth anniversary minisode. Yeah, in honor
Speaker 1: of Full House is thirty eighth anniversary, which was last month.
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about the good and the
Speaker 1: bad of our beloved show. Did you know, Jody, the
Speaker 1: thirty eighth episode of Full House happens to be the
Speaker 1: Howie Oh School Lord, also known as Baby Love, So
Speaker 1: obviously we have to dedicate a portion of the show
Speaker 1: to that. Obviously, because let's revisit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, want to visit that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Howie and the Chimp should get their own sitcom.
Speaker 1: See Rightual award, especially at.
Speaker 2: Eight pm on ADC.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna to spirit right. So funny. Okay, So
Speaker 1: let's get our thoughts to it about Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: we've watched over half of the series so far, which
Speaker 1: is mind blow. I can't believe we're like over have
Speaker 1: we done? That's crazy? Lots has happened, a lot has changed.
Speaker 1: How has this rewatch been beneficial to you and the
Speaker 1: way that you remember your Full House experience?
Speaker 3: I would say like it's been one of those things
Speaker 3: like watching old home movies where it triggers memories of
Speaker 3: things maybe you haven't thought of in forever. So it's
Speaker 3: been really fun in that regard to like revisit these things.
Speaker 1: And also.
Speaker 3: Being able to watch it now as an adult with
Speaker 3: the perspective of like not being critical of your.
Speaker 2: Child self, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like that, being able to appreciate the skill of it
Speaker 3: and the the you know, corniness of it. I think
Speaker 3: has really it's you know, like we've talked about, it
Speaker 3: has made me fall in love with the Tanner family
Speaker 3: and in love with full House, and I think that
Speaker 3: has really been and like I am like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: I get, I do get why this show was so
Speaker 3: popular and why people just really connected with it.
Speaker 2: There's you know, really great stuff there. No, it's what
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 1: It's it's definitely it's definitely made me more of a fan,
Speaker 1: like an actual fan of the show, not just a
Speaker 1: cast member who was on it. And it's it's been
Speaker 1: really cool to cause we know, we know John, Bob, Dave, Lorie, Candice,
Speaker 1: we know all of them so well, right but now
Speaker 1: like I'm getting to know their characters like not to
Speaker 1: blonde just to catch phrases or like simple Joey does voices. Well, no,
Speaker 1: you get to really dig deeper into Joey's past and
Speaker 1: why he is the.
Speaker 3: Way he is.
Speaker 1: Got that dad, He's got that military dad. Right. So
Speaker 1: I've really enjoyed getting to know the characters more in
Speaker 1: a way that I didn't before because it was just
Speaker 1: like a job and I loved all of you guys,
Speaker 1: but the characters, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, eh, what right, you're like whatever, and the guest
Speaker 3: cast that like, you know, we've gotten to see and
Speaker 3: also watching it like back now and as an adult
Speaker 3: knowing who knowing just how famous some of these celebrities
Speaker 3: were that came on the show that were you know,
Speaker 3: little Richard and then you know, right like things like
Speaker 3: that were they were huge in their day and like
Speaker 3: as a kid, you don't really appreciate it. But then
Speaker 3: like I mean again, amazed that Little Richard was on
Speaker 3: the show, like as far as a music lover and
Speaker 3: no music lover and like he was one of the original,
Speaker 3: Like he was amazing, And you know, as a kid,
Speaker 3: I didn't appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I didn't appreciate him smacking me in the face. But uh,
Speaker 2: you know, and not.
Speaker 3: Until you're like a little older you go to that
Speaker 3: man was a legend.
Speaker 2: You know, those all those people, the Beach Boys, They're like,
Speaker 2: how did we get there?
Speaker 3: Ryan Wilson, you know they were I mean these are
Speaker 3: like credible talping deal.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was. It's given me that for sure.
Speaker 1: Definitely. No, I have a greater appreciation for the show
Speaker 1: now and it has held up for these thirty eight
Speaker 1: years amazingly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been. It's been. It's been a ride, and
Speaker 1: I've loved taking.
Speaker 2: This as you know.
Speaker 3: I have had so much fun doing this with you,
Speaker 3: and it's also made me. It's made me proud of
Speaker 3: myself in a way, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: like I go back and I'm like, I I did
Speaker 3: a good job, Like I did you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because you don't when you're on it, you don't, you know,
Speaker 3: You're like I laughed, it went right. But like watching
Speaker 3: it back now, I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 2: We were all we did a good job.
Speaker 1: It's true, it's we were all.
Speaker 2: We were funny.
Speaker 1: Like I've always compared this. It was a career, but
Speaker 1: I've always compared it to like this was my after
Speaker 1: school sport, Like this was my soccer, this was my
Speaker 1: travel baseball. But like, how many adults go back and
Speaker 1: watch tapes of them doing travel ball when they were
Speaker 1: kids that you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't probably the ones that are the peaked it right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they go to.
Speaker 1: Every reunion and they never left home. But they're not like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was really good as a kid on that varsity
Speaker 1: volleyball team. Like nobody really it's done that. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's different when you do.
Speaker 2: I've never played sports. I don't have anything to really
Speaker 2: compare it to sports.
Speaker 3: Is the analogy here, because I just think like there
Speaker 3: are definitely those things you go back and as a kid,
Speaker 3: do you feel like you're struggling or maybe it's not
Speaker 3: as effective, And then you go back and watch it
Speaker 3: as an adult and you see you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh I was good, I was really good at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a little bit more understanding of what
Speaker 3: it took to get a kid doing all of that,
Speaker 3: you know, And like, I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Wow, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: We we we manage a lot, especially compared to this
Speaker 1: new generation. Growing up, we handled a lot, like we
Speaker 1: handled full time adult jobs at very young ages. Like
Speaker 1: I just I'm amazed that like my kids could not
Speaker 1: do that these days. There's just no way they could
Speaker 1: handle much responsibility at age five. Heck no, right, But.
Speaker 3: I do think in some ways, like I made a
Speaker 3: conscious effort of that to be like, you don't don't
Speaker 3: worry about don't compare yourself.
Speaker 1: You'll have a whole right, right, there's no pressure, right exactly?
Speaker 1: So true.
Speaker 2: Okay, So next question. Thirty eight years later and.
Speaker 3: The show is still wildly popular, which is so incredible,
Speaker 3: what would you say to the fans that have been
Speaker 3: supporting us since like the pilot, like day one.
Speaker 1: Og, I love them. I wonder how many.
Speaker 2: People watched the pilot like when it arrives, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, like.
Speaker 3: Like the first time it aired on ABC, Like how
Speaker 3: many people watched it and then kept watching it? Because
Speaker 3: I feel like we sort of caught on a little later.
Speaker 3: So I feel like it's not like you could go
Speaker 3: back and watch the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You had to just know, you had
Speaker 1: to jump in and just wear whatever season we're on.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: That was you kind of had to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, yeah, these we've had. We have the best,
Speaker 1: most devoted fans, Like they are literally an extension of
Speaker 1: the Tanner family, Like we just love and appreciate them
Speaker 1: every single day. Love getting to meet you guys like that.
Speaker 1: That's also a relatively new thing since we started going
Speaker 1: to conventions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not like, oh we get to be face to face.
Speaker 1: With you guys, and yeah and hear your wonderful stories.
Speaker 1: It's just been it's been such a trip. And I yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes me wish that the network executives would listen
Speaker 1: more to like just see how see how widespread this
Speaker 1: fandom is. Audiences are craving family friendly, light comedies. You know,
Speaker 1: not everything has to be emmy worthy, not everything has
Speaker 1: to be deep dark, you know. No, sometimes you just
Speaker 1: want this light, twenty two minute, lighthearted comedy that you
Speaker 1: can watch with your right family.
Speaker 2: And people are looking for a scape. Right now.
Speaker 3: We're a nice little thing where everything wraps up and
Speaker 3: it's all okay and the world is fine.
Speaker 1: That's what we were looking about. That's what the nostalgia is.
Speaker 3: So yeah right, No, I would say, like, you know,
Speaker 3: you touched on it, like we have the most devoided,
Speaker 3: devoted and loyal fans like it's the best, I mean
Speaker 3: thirty eight years, Like that's incredible, and and I just
Speaker 3: I have. I always think about how grateful I am
Speaker 3: that people fell in love with this show and that
Speaker 3: they still like it still has a special place in
Speaker 3: people's hearts, that they want more, that these characters were
Speaker 3: special and weren't just something that was on TV.
Speaker 1: And then less you know, it.
Speaker 3: Makes it weirdly feel like you like, you know, we
Speaker 3: had more of an impact.
Speaker 2: Like we did, you know what I mean. It wasn't
Speaker 2: just some like silly show.
Speaker 3: We had an impact and it's because we have amazing
Speaker 3: fans who like stuck with the show and loved the
Speaker 3: show and then you know, loved us as people in
Speaker 3: between and then you know, back as a character is
Speaker 3: for fuller, like, yeah, thank you guys so much. You
Speaker 3: you really uh have given us everything.
Speaker 1: It's it does not go unnoticed, and we are grateful
Speaker 1: every single day for all the love and the support, right.
Speaker 2: And we have such nice fans. They're so lovely and
Speaker 2: it's families.
Speaker 3: And it's not you know what I mean, Like we're
Speaker 3: just really lucky with with our fan base.
Speaker 2: Everybody is really sweet and kind and yeah.
Speaker 1: Big hearts, big hearted people. Yeah, yeah, we do have
Speaker 1: a great Yeah, we have great fans period. Absolutely for sure. Now,
Speaker 1: if you could go back and be a writer on
Speaker 1: the show, ooh, what would you change? If anything? Ou?
Speaker 2: What would have change?
Speaker 1: That's a great question. Well, I can see now that
Speaker 1: we're into season five, I can see like these storylines
Speaker 1: are starting to fracture, Like there's no more whole family storylines.
Speaker 1: It's all right, a storyline A be in a c storyline.
Speaker 1: Because we have so many different generations living in the house.
Speaker 2: Right, so many people having to deal with different.
Speaker 1: Different life stages. Yeah, so I miss those. I would
Speaker 1: say I'd go back and write more whole family single storylines.
Speaker 1: But I imagine that's hard when you have a cast of
Speaker 1: thousands that you have to write.
Speaker 2: We have a gigantic cast.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 3: And it's also as the kids get older, there's you know,
Speaker 3: once they're in high school, in middle school, like there
Speaker 3: is or less of the little kids everybody together sort
Speaker 3: of thing, right, that can be a writer.
Speaker 2: On the show. What would you change? I mean, I
Speaker 2: I I would I don't know. I think I might
Speaker 2: change Jesse a little well, but he's them, But I
Speaker 2: would I would change Jesse change.
Speaker 1: I would change Jesse, make him more, a little more tame,
Speaker 1: not make him tamer just I don't know.
Speaker 3: Uh, just a little less uh selfish?
Speaker 1: True, yeah, very true.
Speaker 2: He's very like self selfless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's self absorbed, you know for sure. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I could.
Speaker 3: I think that's also That's the point, is the turn
Speaker 3: from that guy.
Speaker 1: To he definitely had the most growth of any other character.
Speaker 1: He has the biggest arc, the most growth, and I
Speaker 1: could like for nineteen eighty seven, I can appreciate he
Speaker 1: was a specific type of character this hot strip. That
Speaker 1: was yeah, exactly, a red blooded American male that was
Speaker 1: girl crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a motorcycle and a mullet, right, that
Speaker 2: was what he.
Speaker 1: Was, a stereotype, So I can appreciate that for what
Speaker 1: it is, but also definitely appreciate the growth that comes later,
Speaker 1: especially with Becky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh you know what, Okay, here's what I would change.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 3: Address Mom being gone a little more and figure out
Speaker 3: how to do it without it being super sad and tragic,
Speaker 3: but like, at least, yeah, it felt sort of like
Speaker 3: Mom just never existed, right, you know, like she just
Speaker 3: didn't get mentioned very much even in the beginning, not
Speaker 3: that she would need to get mentioned all the time
Speaker 3: on later episodes. But I think in the beginning I
Speaker 3: might have I don't know, given a little bit more
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially around holidays, like let's let's throw in a
Speaker 1: mention to mom here or there or.
Speaker 3: Because and it also establishes a little more. I think
Speaker 3: that that like the kids are really they're missing an
Speaker 3: extra person, and so like that's why Danny.
Speaker 2: Has these people. We'll hear it because it's like we
Speaker 2: need to surround them as much, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I just would have given a little more. That's a
Speaker 2: good one. But yeah, that's yeah, I would change too much.
Speaker 1: Think I would change too much either, maybe make it
Speaker 1: a little less Michelle centric. I feel like, well later
Speaker 1: on anyways, because we're now entering the Michelle, the Michelle
Speaker 1: heavy Michelle, and so I think if you, if you
Speaker 1: ask me this question in two years when we finished
Speaker 1: the series, seasons right to change a lot of these
Speaker 1: later later seasons. Yeah, the first five seasons. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's I have very few notes. For as critical as
Speaker 1: we were, I have very few notes about very few notes.
Speaker 3: I would I would eliminate secrews, though I would make it.
Speaker 2: Never see the light of day.
Speaker 1: I think we're all unanimous with Secrews. Yes, Secrews never
Speaker 1: needed to be made. We could just erase that from
Speaker 1: the lore the full House Lord truly.
Speaker 2: Now we were about to get into a blog that
Speaker 2: criticizes the show quite a lot. But I but I
Speaker 2: also think it's kind of funny. I mean it's now.
Speaker 3: I mean I understand the criticism the show receives, like
Speaker 3: I think we all do.
Speaker 2: We're all like, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: We are very self aware of what we are, what
Speaker 3: the brand is, what we do.
Speaker 1: Like for sure, we make fun of it ourselves. We
Speaker 1: poke fun at ourselves all the time. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: is it Do you.
Speaker 3: Ever have you ever read like just hateful comments or
Speaker 3: reviews and stuff about the show, Like is that?
Speaker 1: Does that hurt you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: It never did back in the day, Like I think
Speaker 1: it bothered Jeff more than it bothered well, it rased
Speaker 1: us kids. No, I didn't really care as a kid.
Speaker 1: It bothered me more during Fuller though, because I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: it's been decades. You understand, right, you get the point
Speaker 1: of the show. The show was never made for critics.
Speaker 1: The show was made for the fans, right, And so
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't you understand like people are craving this
Speaker 1: sort of like these family comedies as an anchor of
Speaker 1: stability amongst a world where we have a lot of
Speaker 1: rapidly shifting social norms and political discord, and like we
Speaker 1: need a refuge, like one central place to gather and escape.
Speaker 1: And that's what full House and Fuller House is meant
Speaker 1: to be. It's not meant to be deep, dark, Emmy worthy,
Speaker 1: ca you know, like, it's not meant to be right.
Speaker 2: It's not there's not right. It's not that deep. It's
Speaker 2: not that deep. And yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, I also am a person that finds that
Speaker 3: when you can laugh at yourself, that's you can take
Speaker 3: ownership of whatever it is that someone's trying to you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: hurt you with, Oh your show's lame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know. It was not meant I mean,
Speaker 2: it was made for a kids.
Speaker 1: It was a car in the kitchen, right, it was.
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was a car in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Made to be serious. Yeah, I get it, and it was.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: The show was criticized for being too saccharine, too sweet,
Speaker 1: not believable, but I'm like, it's a sick at the
Speaker 1: table for these types.
Speaker 3: There's a shimp in the house, for God's sake. There's
Speaker 3: nothing believable about this.
Speaker 2: Nothing right, it's nostalgia.
Speaker 3: So but the blog is called full House Review, and
Speaker 3: uh so the blog's about page it says it's a
Speaker 3: weekly entertainment blog in which every episode of Full House
Speaker 3: is reviewed in chronological order. It was this blog was
Speaker 3: created in twenty ten. Basically they did how Red tan
Speaker 3: Rito's before we did?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, written.
Speaker 3: By a guy who thinks that full House is the
Speaker 3: shittiest show ever and that making fun of it is
Speaker 3: pretty darn hilarious. And I I'm with you, bro, I'm
Speaker 3: we don't totally take this, I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it. I would if I weren't.
Speaker 3: Trying to like be you know, I would probably sound
Speaker 3: more like this guy in my reviews of the show
Speaker 3: and be silly with it. Not that I think it's
Speaker 3: the most terrible show.
Speaker 2: That's not what I mean.
Speaker 1: But it's right again, Well, it's pretty It is notable
Speaker 1: that for this guy who thinks that full House is
Speaker 1: the shittiest show on TV, how many hours of his
Speaker 1: life did he devote to recapping all of these episodes?
Speaker 1: Did he get through all one hundred and ninety two episodes,
Speaker 1: like that is an identication, so it obviously means something
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 2: He did It's Maddy, just he did.
Speaker 1: He did see so what looks had an impact on him?
Speaker 2: Deny the power of the hate.
Speaker 3: That's at least like thirty percent of follow less on social.
Speaker 4: Media these days, right, and so that's you know, that
Speaker 4: means something, whether you hate it or love it, to
Speaker 4: devote that many hours at least one hundred and ninety
Speaker 4: two hours this.
Speaker 3: Right, you hated it, but you watched my face for
Speaker 3: one hundred and ninety two episodes, So yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, props to this guy, whatever his name is.
Speaker 2: This is incredible.
Speaker 3: There are two nice things that are here written on
Speaker 3: the page, and one of them says, the question is
Speaker 3: is there a character on the show you find least annoying?
Speaker 1: Okay, and he.
Speaker 3: Says, I actually really like Kimmy Gidler. She's like this
Speaker 3: amazing eccentric indie rocker kid who's trapped in this twilight
Speaker 3: zone world of corny apples.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what that is it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you got it.
Speaker 2: He nailed nailed it.
Speaker 1: Yes, she is an eccentric indie kid. That is me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: twilight Zone that is the Tanner House.
Speaker 2: Yes, Twilight Zone world, indeed.
Speaker 3: Sir, Yeah, And he also said I also thought that
Speaker 3: Stephanie was a really cute little kid who provided a
Speaker 3: few genuinely funny moments in the first few seasons.
Speaker 1: He gets Stephanie too, so I'll take take I'll take.
Speaker 3: It, and he says, finally, I liked Rebecca Donaldson pretty
Speaker 3: well back when she was Rebecca Donaldson and not Aunt Becky, right,
Speaker 3: because she was the only character whose behavior ever made
Speaker 3: any sense.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, but he's not wrong.
Speaker 3: She So we've said that before. We're like, Becky's the
Speaker 3: only one that's got any ring, so.
Speaker 1: She's the only one with a good head on her shoulders.
Speaker 1: But then she marries Jesse, So I don't know, mate,
Speaker 1: that's why he says he likes Rebecca Donaldson and not Becky.
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, she's had a great head on her shoulders.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with him there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, No, definitely not now.
Speaker 3: Of course, with that question always, the opposite question is asked,
Speaker 3: if you could boot anyone out of the full House.
Speaker 2: Who would it be? Mm hmm, well and who would
Speaker 2: who would who would I boot?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, I got to pick one.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just just say say, Michelle, we'll never hear it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, they'll never hear it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to boot Michelle. I liked Baby Michelle.
Speaker 1: I just didn't like when Michelle took over the whole
Speaker 1: Household in the later seasons. But Howie, I would boot
Speaker 1: Howie and I would never again.
Speaker 2: Would you boot?
Speaker 1: Can you answer this question?
Speaker 2: Who would you boot?
Speaker 1: I mean, everyone has an integral role in the Full
Speaker 1: House true. I so here's what this guy says, Well,
Speaker 1: what's his answer?
Speaker 2: What his answer is? Joey and I kind of see.
Speaker 1: It a little okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I've occasionally thought about what it might be like for
Speaker 3: a cast member of the series if they stumbled onto
Speaker 3: this blog, which, as far as I know, has never happened.
Speaker 3: Ha ha, joke's on you, sir, it has Here we
Speaker 3: are and he says and felt pretty guilty about it.
Speaker 3: Even though I rail on Danny and DJ every single week,
Speaker 3: I can see how this was a good gig for
Speaker 3: the actors who played them, and bear no ill will
Speaker 3: towards them personally. Thank you, sir, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 3: Great We do not. We do not wish you any
Speaker 3: ill either. Actually, I think you're hilarious and are spot
Speaker 3: on in your descriptions.
Speaker 1: He's definitely spot on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I kind of feel like I feel like
Speaker 3: Joey was always the character that they struggled to do
Speaker 3: anything to do with him, right, So like it felt
Speaker 3: like at some point he outgrew the usefulness, right he
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I think he served a purpose in the early
Speaker 1: seasons when he was he was the funny uncle with
Speaker 1: the voices and the cartoon, right, he was the complete opposite,
Speaker 1: great for Chesler's. Yeah, you like the Toddlers, love the
Speaker 1: you know, the Tasmanian devil voice and the Popeye and
Speaker 1: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: But once you have and about four women in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Four yes, four women in San Francisco, thought that was
Speaker 1: very attractive for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now that that would be my Yeah, after those.
Speaker 1: The early seasons, they didn't know what to do with them,
Speaker 1: and the voices that just got old after a while.
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe I agree with this guy. I agree
Speaker 1: that Joey, if you had to boot one.
Speaker 2: You had to boot and not from the beginning.
Speaker 3: I think even I would I would It would be like,
Speaker 3: after a few I feel like they needed to do
Speaker 3: more with Joey Dave.
Speaker 2: I don't mean this personally.
Speaker 3: Please, I hope whatever whatever magazine decides to print that
Speaker 3: we wanted to Dave fire the show. Please, can you
Speaker 3: also put some context in there were this was a
Speaker 3: theoretical hypothetical question and that we said not in the
Speaker 3: first few seasons.
Speaker 1: Well, and in context, this is because we love Dave
Speaker 1: and he is so talented that we're like, you should
Speaker 1: have given him more to.
Speaker 2: Do, given him more to do out of exactly that
Speaker 2: we say this.
Speaker 3: So well, speaking of love, Yes, let's talk about Michelle's first.
Speaker 1: While Oh god, Howie the thirty eighth episode thirty eight
Speaker 1: years ago. Hey, it was baby love, And this guy
Speaker 1: revealed this season is one of the one hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety two episodes that this guy wrote a whole review on. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is impressive, Like, this is so impressive.
Speaker 3: So just I'm gonna just start reading a few of
Speaker 3: his little breakowns here because they're great. Uncle Jesse tunes
Speaker 3: in to wake up San Francisco to see whether or
Speaker 3: not Rebecca Donaldson gives him the secret signal that says
Speaker 3: if he's gonna get to banger later, because if using
Speaker 3: her morning talk show to plan her sexual rendezvous wasn't
Speaker 3: bad enough. She also decides to feature her two year
Speaker 3: old nephew as a guest. Danny actually calls her out
Speaker 3: on how self serving that is. The Danny the Right
Speaker 3: Family runs the show, it's.
Speaker 1: Always featuring a Tanner or a Tanner adjacent character.
Speaker 2: But check check she's not.
Speaker 1: We're not wrong. It is weird that she's making a
Speaker 1: signal on.
Speaker 2: The TV show just.
Speaker 3: For Jesse, like you could have a conversation like a
Speaker 3: normal person. Great, but also, don't bring Howie anywhere near us.
Speaker 1: Just leave him alone, don't bring him on your talk show, Like,
Speaker 1: just leave him at home. You know, there's just no need.
Speaker 2: All the thing's going on in San Francisco. This kid's
Speaker 2: is the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very self serving. Yeah, no, I get
Speaker 1: it well, he also writes. Danny refers to Howie as
Speaker 1: Michelle's boyfriend, and then Stephanie points out that all of
Speaker 1: the Tanner sisters have boyfriends except DJ Dang. DJ Tanner
Speaker 1: has no game. There's also some stilted baby acting as
Speaker 1: Michelle and how we interact you can actually see the
Speaker 1: babies looking off stage for cues, and they always look confused.
Speaker 1: He's acting on the babies. Acting on TV is a
Speaker 1: lot like how regular TV would be if everyone was
Speaker 1: on prescription pain medication all the time. So I guess
Speaker 1: it's a lot like reality TV. It is.
Speaker 3: It is they're all looking off off camera.
Speaker 2: For their cue about what they do.
Speaker 1: Pay attention and they're yeah, yeah, they had.
Speaker 2: Baby acting was part of.
Speaker 1: The charm though, it's part of it's a stilted baby acting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, I mean you got to have something for everyone,
Speaker 3: and that really appealed to the.
Speaker 2: Three year old audience.
Speaker 1: Hey, and we were the first show to raise a
Speaker 1: baby on TV, so we were kind of an unted territory. Sure,
Speaker 1: so you know, I give us a chance on this.
Speaker 3: But it is funny to yeah, no, it was yeah.
Speaker 3: And and also Steph always with the Zingers.
Speaker 1: That was one of the.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, such a good burd such a good Steph had
Speaker 1: it all right.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Then in the morning, the family discovers that Michelle is
Speaker 3: inconsolably depressed over the loss of her man. Yessie decides
Speaker 3: to take her into his room and sing a song
Speaker 3: he wrote for her.
Speaker 2: Well, shit, you guys, here we are at another one
Speaker 2: of those segments.
Speaker 3: That's just so fucking shitty that it hurts my little
Speaker 3: heart to have to write about it.
Speaker 1: What could possibly be worse than an acoustic.
Speaker 3: Guitar song about the character of Michelle, Well, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what if it also had a long musical break
Speaker 3: in the middle with a montage of clips of.
Speaker 1: Michelle from throughout the series. Yes, after Jesse's horrible piece.
Speaker 3: Of shit song the Baby's just like where Howie right away? Again,
Speaker 3: there wasn't even any fucking point to any of that shit.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, He's not wrong. She got an acousta song.
Speaker 2: That was that.
Speaker 3: And we said this entire episode felt like something where
Speaker 3: it was a filler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a fever a few fever, fever dream filler
Speaker 1: filler fever dream.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh exactly what it was.
Speaker 3: You're right, yeah, What could possibly be worse than than
Speaker 3: the Michelle song Miche Michelle, yeah.
Speaker 1: Michelle si yeah, oh god yeah.
Speaker 2: And then there's a montage of it with more.
Speaker 1: This this episode, this and Sea Crews both they can Yes,
Speaker 1: I never need to see it again ever, never, no, never. Well,
Speaker 1: then Rebecca Donaldson suggests that they put Michelle into a
Speaker 1: playgroup to help socialize her so she doesn't act like
Speaker 1: a like such a fucking obsessive weirdo every time she
Speaker 1: gets another baby, and everyone agrees, Yes, this kid gets
Speaker 1: no socializing. That's why she becomes a therapist. Everyone in
Speaker 1: the house left alone. Wow, that was the first time
Speaker 1: on the whole show that a sensible exchange has had
Speaker 1: in an effort to solve a problem. Not wanting to
Speaker 1: ever end on a high note, the episode wraps with
Speaker 1: Michelle requesting to watch the Howie video again and the
Speaker 1: family all chounting Howie as the credits come on Howie,
Speaker 1: y'all Howie.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel.
Speaker 1: Vindicated that this guy is equally as annoyed with this
Speaker 1: episode and this Howie character.
Speaker 2: I feel like we all the things that we picked. Yes,
Speaker 2: he picked too. I feel the day.
Speaker 3: Disagreement it is. It is ridiculous. Yes, Howie is annoying
Speaker 3: as hell.
Speaker 1: The song songs not necessarily necessary, necessary, see too many montages.
Speaker 2: In the first few season.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of fans were disagreed with us,
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, it's such a cute. It's cute.
Speaker 1: They're just two babies. They're two toddlers. It's adorable. How
Speaker 1: can you hate on it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, this guy's got it. This guy it's yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you understand.
Speaker 2: You don't need to give that.
Speaker 3: Much dialogue if they they're not good at talking, don't
Speaker 3: build a show.
Speaker 1: Tilted baby, Stilted baby. Actors should not get the a
Speaker 1: storyline for eighteen minutes of the twenty two minute episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if we could pick a name other than Howie, please,
Speaker 3: which also implies that what his name is Howard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, look like a Howard, looks like a Howard. No
Speaker 1: Howie Howie? Yeah. I don't know if they could have
Speaker 1: cut it down to like twelve Howies instead of forty
Speaker 1: five Howies.
Speaker 2: Well, they're forty.
Speaker 1: We count to face someone Contrido counted. I think it
Speaker 1: was around forty five, which is amazing.
Speaker 2: Forty five, forty eight something like that, incredible, like most
Speaker 2: of the forties, multiple multiples of ten.
Speaker 1: That's at least we said one Howe. It's at least
Speaker 1: one Howie per page, if not more, because there's what
Speaker 1: like forty pages in a script about ish yeah, thirty
Speaker 1: forty fifty pages forty yeah, yeah, like forty forty so yeah,
Speaker 1: one Howie per page. That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so much, too much Howey.
Speaker 1: Too much, Howie. I'm glad this guy agrees.
Speaker 3: I agree, and I kind of want to go see
Speaker 3: his entire blog. Now.
Speaker 1: I think we should have him on the show. I think, Maddie,
Speaker 1: I think we should have him on the show. We
Speaker 1: should track him down, track this.
Speaker 3: Fan or anti fan down and tell him that we
Speaker 3: absolutely would love to have him on the show, since
Speaker 3: we were the only two that he said, We're kind of.
Speaker 1: Anted, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, please come on the show, and we have thoughts.
Speaker 3: We'd love to do a review of a show, of
Speaker 3: an episode with you and see I'd like to see it,
Speaker 3: you know again, if we match.
Speaker 2: Up with our what the hell moments? I think we will.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think this guy. I feel like this this
Speaker 1: guy is very aligned with us, and he can sit
Speaker 1: at the lunch table with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are welcome to sit at the lunch table.
Speaker 3: Do not feel guilty. You're hilarious and you're right on points, sir.
Speaker 3: We agree. Love it so funny. Yeah, well it's called
Speaker 3: full house reviewed. I'm going to go read no full
Speaker 3: house reviewed.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go read somewhere out there episodes and uh
Speaker 1: try to.
Speaker 2: Find find it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is amazing, amazing.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you everybody for joining us for a ridiculous,
Speaker 3: silly little minisode. Oh he's wait, he stayed anonymous the
Speaker 3: entire time he did this blog.
Speaker 2: He's dedicated to his anonymity.
Speaker 1: He posts his name.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Well, sir, wow, if you're out there listening, or if
Speaker 3: someone knows him, or someone knows.
Speaker 2: Someone that he knows, tell him that we.
Speaker 3: Would love to talk to him, that we he is
Speaker 3: welcome and and nothing but love, nothing but baby love
Speaker 3: would be just a lot less howies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no montage is here just kind of express all.
Speaker 3: Play guitar, so it's not gonna happen. Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's always some douche with an acoustic guitar. It's a
Speaker 3: that's a Cards against Humanity card, and I always love
Speaker 3: it because.
Speaker 1: It's so true, so accurate, so accurate.
Speaker 2: Thank you fan Rito's for joining us. This was so
Speaker 2: much fun. Thank you for letting.
Speaker 3: Us laugh at this show, laugh with you at this show,
Speaker 3: and enjoy and love this show.
Speaker 2: With you guys too. We have so much fun doing it.
Speaker 3: So if you want to find us on Instagram at
Speaker 3: how Rude Podcast or send us an email at how
Speaker 3: Rude Tanta Rito's at gmail dot com. Sir that wrote
Speaker 3: full house reviewed that is how Rude Tanturritos at gmail
Speaker 3: dot com.
Speaker 1: Please tell us what you were thinking in white get
Speaker 1: yeah and uh and that's it. That's it, So that's it.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, everybody short and sweet. The world is small,
Speaker 3: but the house is full.
Speaker 2: Of Howie.
Speaker 3: We called the Howie Exterminator, and it's just they come back.
Speaker 2: Where there's one, there's a thousand. You know what I say.
Speaker 1: You can't get away from now.
Speaker 2: No, he's probably still living in the basement.
Speaker 1: Bye Howie.
Speaker 3: By Howie