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Speaker 1: Hi, Chelsea Handler, how are you hi?

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Speaker 2: Hold on one second, let me get her through.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's not Chelsea Handler. Sorry, sorry, Holwer.

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Speaker 3: Somebody else said Chelsea Handler. Said Chelsea Handler right there,

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Speaker 3: and it's an imposter.

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Speaker 2: Cheer though.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi Chelsea Handler, Oh Hi, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Hi boy, the girls, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I almost interviewed whoever that was.

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Speaker 2: That's my publicist. She probably has some good stories for you.

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Speaker 2: You should interview her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we'll put her back now.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I have to call you Chelsea Handler

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Speaker 3: too for some reason, like it's the whole thing, both names.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I prefer mister Handler.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I could do that. You know.

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Speaker 3: I was going to ask you if you'd bring back

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately because I love that show. But then I

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Speaker 3: saw this morning that I guess you had said that

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Speaker 3: that you should host a daily show, and I agree

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Speaker 3: with that.

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Speaker 1: So what's going on with that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with that. I mean,

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Speaker 2: we all did our guest episodes and I thought I

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Speaker 2: was getting that job, but then I don't know someone.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with that. We'll see.

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Speaker 2: I'd be happy to do it. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: that kind of show is like in my wheelhouse. But

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Speaker 2: I also tour all the time too, so that would

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Speaker 2: because lean into my touring. So it's like whatever comes

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Speaker 2: my way, I'm just happy, you know what I mean

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Speaker 2: to be whatever if it works out, it works out.

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Speaker 2: But they should hire a woman for regardless, they have

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Speaker 2: to hire a woman at this point, it's like there's

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Speaker 2: enough men representing Late Night, like put a woman in

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Speaker 2: that spot, whether it's me or not, Like you.

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Speaker 3: Know, to hire someone and you talk about, you know,

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Speaker 3: a female getting that daily show job. And I know,

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Speaker 3: obviously comedy is so male dominated. And do you do

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Speaker 3: you feel like women are being more accepted as being

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Speaker 3: funny because I feel like for a long time it

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Speaker 3: was like, well women aren't funny, and nobody here thinks

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Speaker 3: that this show is mostly women. But like, I do

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Speaker 3: feel like that was kind of a thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, people are idiots, you know what I mean. Women

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Speaker 2: have been like, you know, traded, like we're less men

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Speaker 2: for like since the beginning of time. Of course we're funny. Hello,

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Speaker 2: It's not like men are the only ones who get

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Speaker 2: to be funny. And I would argue that a lot

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Speaker 2: of men who are considered funny. Aren't you know there's women?

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Speaker 1: Are there?

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Speaker 2: Girl? I started a babysitting company. You guys want this

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Speaker 2: is a story I tell in my act. But I

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Speaker 2: started a babysitting company when I was ten years old.

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Speaker 2: I lied and said I was fifteen because I always

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Speaker 2: looked older than I was, And I spent my summer

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Speaker 2: babysitting for a fourteen year old boy. If that's not funny,

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Speaker 2: then I don't know what I say. Thirty five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars as a ten year old kid babysitting for a

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Speaker 2: kid that was four.

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Speaker 1: Years older than that.

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Speaker 2: So, like, I mean, I just I don't understand when

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Speaker 2: people are like, oh, women aretists smart or capable. It's like,

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Speaker 2: we're way ahead of you. Guys. You say, you know,

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Speaker 2: there's no ten year old boy that's babysitting for a

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Speaker 2: fourteen year old girl, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler on The Fred Show. And this is maybe

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Speaker 3: a really juvenile cour or not juvenile, but so elementary question,

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Speaker 3: But when do you determine in your life that you're

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Speaker 3: funny enough to do this? Because you are not only

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Speaker 3: the person who can deliver the jokes, but you're the

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Speaker 3: person who's clever enough to write the jokes too. And

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Speaker 3: I feel like we've interviewed so many comedians over the years,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not I'm not talking smack about anybody, but

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Speaker 3: you know, we've had comedians who are very famous coming

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Speaker 3: here and you ask him a question about something and

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Speaker 3: they go, ah, I don't know, but this one time,

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Speaker 3: and they just get right into the bit because they

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Speaker 3: don't really they don't want to talk about anything that's

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Speaker 3: not you know, I guess proven material. You know, we've

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Speaker 3: had you on before, and we could just sit here

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Speaker 3: and bs, yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean listen, I don't know how I mean. Some people

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Speaker 2: are weird, you know what I mean, especially comedians. They

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Speaker 2: can have be they can only be on or off.

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Speaker 2: They don't really have like an in between switch, you know.

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Speaker 2: In my show, like my material is based on real

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Speaker 2: life stories, so it all blends together with my personality

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Speaker 2: in this show that I'm coming to do two shows

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Speaker 2: that think in Chicago at the Theater or Chicago Theater

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Speaker 2: by one of my favorite places to perform. I tell

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Speaker 2: personal stories like I have really close call stories with

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Speaker 2: Andrew Cuomo. I almost tried. I tried to have sex

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Speaker 2: with him during the pandemic. I have a really close

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Speaker 2: call story with Bill Cosby almost I got out of

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Speaker 2: that situation by the skin of my teeth. Woody Allen,

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Speaker 2: I have a really good story about you or Shelby Bush. So,

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Speaker 2: like all these stories are very personal and true and real.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not really putting on an act. Whenever you're

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Speaker 2: talking to me, this is who I am. But some

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Speaker 2: comics are very dark and depressed in their real lives,

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Speaker 2: and then they're on stage and they're like this other person.

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Speaker 2: So it's very hard to understand how you could be

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Speaker 2: so funny when you're so depressed, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: but I guess that's their outlet to kind of alleviate

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Speaker 2: some of the people.

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Speaker 1: Who knows.

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Speaker 2: That's really not my problem. You're on the apps, right,

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Speaker 2: You've said that before you were on I think you

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Speaker 2: said you were on Riah. Is that where I like

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Speaker 2: to get in different cities?

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Speaker 1: Well, what are you doing? I'm talking about October.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm getting to the Chicago thing.

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Speaker 1: So honored to theater. You have no idea that?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: I love it. Do you check your own Instagram? Can

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Speaker 1: I slide?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You can slide, but send a picture because like seriously,

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Speaker 2: I have standards. Oh yeah, and he's very handsome, Chelsea.

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Speaker 2: I also just wanted to salute you and thank you

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Speaker 2: for your topless skiing videos.

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Speaker 1: They are iconic. I need more of them. But like,

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Speaker 1: how what's the reaction to people skiing besides you are

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Speaker 1: on the hill? Is their prep? We do to ski topless?

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Speaker 1: Are we just outside whenever we want?

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Speaker 2: I have to tell you taking your clothes off in

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Speaker 2: the snow is pretty exhilarating. Everyone's like, aren't you freezing.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's you're so you have so much

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Speaker 2: adrenaline you can't even think about it. And it feels

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Speaker 2: great to be naked in the snow, like I love

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Speaker 2: to be naked, and no, I the only thing that

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Speaker 2: like the funniest part of I do it every year

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Speaker 2: on my birthday and with their canon left. I have

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Speaker 2: a place up there and I love skiing. And the

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Speaker 2: first year the ski patrol I put out the video,

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Speaker 2: I had films at the day before my birthday, and

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Speaker 2: I put it out every birthday and the ski patrol

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Speaker 2: was running around skiing around the mountain looking for me

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Speaker 2: the day of the video. I mean well, I had

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Speaker 2: films at the day before, so I was skiing by

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Speaker 2: them and they were like, everyone's like, have you seen

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Speaker 2: Chelsea Handler? You know, she's skiing around naked with a

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Speaker 2: joints and the margarita. And I was like, oh my god, guys,

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Speaker 2: get a grip, like this is going to be such

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Speaker 2: good promo for your mountain. And then the next year

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Speaker 2: they didn't say anything, they didn't come back and have

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Speaker 2: any pushback. And then the third year I did it,

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Speaker 2: ski patrol actually drove me it sletted me into the

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Speaker 2: mountain after it was shut so we didn't have any

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Speaker 2: people around and escorted me out of the mountain and

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Speaker 2: my girlfriends who were all filming me because my girlfriends

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Speaker 2: all filmed me every year with my margarita, with my

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Speaker 2: joy with my bikini top on or whatever I was

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Speaker 2: wearing at the time. And I was like, wow, you guys,

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Speaker 2: you guys are really comfortable circle on my topless skiing

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Speaker 2: and they're like, we realized it was good promo for

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Speaker 2: the mountain. Yeah, I told you that the first year,

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Speaker 2: you idiots, right, they were.

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Speaker 1: Probably a bunch of men, But you are a patriot.

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Speaker 1: Keep it up. I love that. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what you guys are talking about

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Speaker 3: because I'm looking you up on Instagram right now and you.

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Speaker 1: Will see the Instagram ses top. Let the hold on?

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Speaker 1: Is your publicist going to respond to this too? Or like?

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Speaker 1: Am I really getting? Am I really getting to the

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler shitty slide?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is me.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: You better go find that video and you need to

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Speaker 2: send the picture. I want to see what you look like.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking.

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Speaker 1: I'm not either. Yeah and everything.

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Speaker 3: I just DMed you. Oh Hi, I'm interviewing you right now. Boy,

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Speaker 3: I have to tell you if we if we were

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Speaker 3: to get it on at the Chicago Theater, there is

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Speaker 3: no more there is no more legendary story for me

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Speaker 3: in my career.

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Speaker 1: I will retire. I'll wait a minute now, I don't

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Speaker 1: need him retiring.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, say my girlfriend Chelsea and I on October

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Speaker 3: twenty seventh at the Chicago Theater also October twenty eighth,

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Speaker 3: as well tickets at Chelsea Handler dot com.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to dming with you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Have a great dad secret later else. Handler