WEBVTT - Is It Magically Delicious???

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<v Speaker 1>Ready, just choke on your laughter progress, I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Please live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Serial Killers, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta move that down. Can you put the screen

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<v Speaker 2>down just a tad?

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<v Speaker 1>Why so much going on in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's so bright above the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold. We need to get the lighting fixed in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, let's get a professional lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we need a better camera, and I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we should invest in that.

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<v Speaker 1>But what is it like forty bucks?

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<v Speaker 2>Like a hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>We should do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, he says it on here, he says it

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<v Speaker 2>over text. Its what does it matter? Welcome to this

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<v Speaker 2>almostova anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the almost live Serial Killers from the Farmland

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Dairy Studio.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I should just put the thing on the

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<v Speaker 2>spreaker where it goes live and then it would save

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<v Speaker 2>me like all the time in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if we said something we shouldn't say? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like what, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you control yourself for twenty minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Yes, I'm in full control.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Today is Monday, February twenty sixth, and it actually is.

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<v Speaker 1>We're recording it right, We just recorded this moments ago

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<v Speaker 1>was okay there. Andrew's very busy today. Lots of calls,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of things going on, lots of things. We're back

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<v Speaker 1>for vacation. Andrew didn't really go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was working.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, And I tell you this is one

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<v Speaker 1>time that I went away and I did not visit

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<v Speaker 1>a supermarket. I was very disappointed in myself. So no

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<v Speaker 1>cereal fines. Even though it was just South Florida. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there was a Publix down there, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you didn't do a cereal hall.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I didn't have a car. I wasn't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave my kids so I can go, you know, take

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<v Speaker 1>a bus to the publics.

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<v Speaker 2>The bus, Yeah, gotta get them on the buck.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, shall we eat some cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Publics?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's eat cereal? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Are those power piece?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not feeling that great today, so we should just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, here we go get it done. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I wasn't gonna come in nice. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna work from home today. But I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that this had to get done. And this this can't

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<v Speaker 1>get done from home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hysterical that you're saying. I'm not. We're not doing

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<v Speaker 2>that because you know what. The comments are all like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't bicker as much, So I'm not. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>gonna touch that land.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying, what have some cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Folks? Some cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just let me just say one thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Some cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I? Folks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think what you're just saying. If I did not

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<v Speaker 1>come in today, there wouldn't have been a serial killers

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<v Speaker 1>because you didn't have farm in the fresh Daies milk

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I had it with me and you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the cereals. Okay, So just saying, yeah, should we

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<v Speaker 1>eat some cereal? Sure? Are you? You said that you

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<v Speaker 1>were instantly gonna vomit from this one? Oh great, Well

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<v Speaker 1>you said you saw it and you're like, no, not

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<v Speaker 1>for me, but we gotta do it because it is random.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh you want to do vomit cereal and it's

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<v Speaker 2>what you're sick? It's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean this this is not job So you

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<v Speaker 1>saw me buy this a couple of weeks ago, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>This is called eat your mouth off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm pretty sure that this is a kellogg cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like pink lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is, it says distributed by mouth Off Foods.

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<v Speaker 1>One Kellogg Square. Where are they located? Come on, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>It's in Michigan. I'll give you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool, Yeah, Michigan nowhere?

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<v Speaker 1>What what city the come on man?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. If we were to do this, we'd be having

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<v Speaker 1>a what a fight kind of what else synonym for fight?

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<v Speaker 1>Like back in the day, it's another B word buster

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<v Speaker 1>a battle. We'd be having a battle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what city is it battle? Come on, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been doing a cereal podcast for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know where Kellogg's is.

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<v Speaker 2>Battle Michigan battle ground.

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<v Speaker 1>There's water running through it sometimes no Battle Creek, you

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<v Speaker 1>got it? Cool? So Kellogg's is in Battle Creek, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta shut this email off because she keeps dinging.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. So this is one plant based. It is vegan,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two grams of protein. Zero grams have added sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that means? I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>s divia. Let's see what this one is, uh, soy

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<v Speaker 1>protein isolate, pea protein canola oil, lentil. Dude, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>bean one. Okay, I'm sorry, but see I started off

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<v Speaker 1>with the crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you like that, I feel like and d c

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<v Speaker 2>rum that I've used.

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<v Speaker 1>I just ripped it nice, even the boxes vegan.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been? Did you put on sunscream while you

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<v Speaker 2>were away?

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<v Speaker 1>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I peeling?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Just sunscreen. So we're in.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna tell you this. Tell me what it

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<v Speaker 1>smells like. Remember Kellogg's tricks, say it again, tricks, Kelloggs Fruits.

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<v Speaker 2>Battle Creek.

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<v Speaker 1>So it actually smells like fruit loops. Oh okay, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>It really does smell like fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it does, but that doesn't mean anything.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not quite as colorful. They are mostly yellowish orange

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<v Speaker 1>and a little bit of pink, So that'd be kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the original fruit loop colors. You know. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you remember what the original fruit Love colors were?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What a blue? No? Never? Red? Red?

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<v Speaker 2>Was one of them? Yellow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Red red, yellow?

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<v Speaker 2>Pink?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Blue?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No orange?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, those are the three original oh my god, my favorites. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>two can't sam those three originals?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? The three follow my nose, Yeah, the follow my

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<v Speaker 2>nose where the scent goes, it always knows it always.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Ande's so disappointed in you. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even well this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this logo mascot is just this creepy

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<v Speaker 2>smiley face and it would just be like, hey off.

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's a chocolate there's a chocolate one also, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to do that one this time. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if we vibe the fruity mouth off fruity

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<v Speaker 1>flavor of whatever this thing is mouth you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>Look it could be good.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it smells like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Andrew, they look like I would call

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<v Speaker 1>this gold rush? Where are you going? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving this testing case.

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<v Speaker 1>If this were if this were my cereal, I would

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<v Speaker 1>call it gold rush because look at it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>gold nuggets.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's a stretch alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready it has the same consistency as fruit loops. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's not bad yet, you know. Now it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>little styrofoam pieces of packing three nuts and there comes

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<v Speaker 1>that taste. It tastes good for a second, but now

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<v Speaker 1>it just feels like I'm eating garbage. Right. It tastes like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it is? It just like I'm chewing

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<v Speaker 1>on an egg carton, not the styrofoam one a cart

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<v Speaker 1>and car. Yes, yeah, it's so hard to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah nope, I will say it has a fruity taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the flavor didn't really get to that vomit point.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't have the stevia where all of a

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<v Speaker 2>sudden you're like, what the hell is that? It doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have that. It's just the consistency of it. It does

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<v Speaker 2>not taste like a fruit loop because root loops are

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<v Speaker 2>crunch here. This has no crunch. It instantly dissolves in

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth and then you're just left like chewing this

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<v Speaker 2>weird omvirus blob.

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<v Speaker 1>But now there's an aftertaste, there's an artificial aftertaste. Now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give it a I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 1>it a ball. Yeah. I was also going to give

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<v Speaker 1>it a ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's I I say, it's the best of the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's also but.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just no need for it. Ye, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>make that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know they what are they up again?

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<v Speaker 1>What are they competing against? What?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? People with diabetes can have it. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>like Garrett could have that or Scott. Yeah, Scott would

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<v Speaker 2>love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I other Scott, you should try that. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>mail it to him. You should, I'll mail it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna mail a box though, idiot. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it's to rail the podcast because Andy said he's just

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<v Speaker 2>mailed the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so you know. I'm not sure what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call this episode yet, but all three of these cereals

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna suck. I'm gonna let you know that right now, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say you've really perked up for someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>so sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my nose is running. Can you see it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't keep wiping it with my finger. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>have a tissue?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thanks, Okay, I'm not sure which crap we want

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<v Speaker 1>to do next, just pick it. These next two ones

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<v Speaker 1>are from our friend Matt. Okay, Matt's a good guy man.

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<v Speaker 1>He just keeps finding stuff and sending it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he the cereal squirrel? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's another magic spoon, Andy. This one's grain free.

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<v Speaker 2>Magic spoon really had to come up. I feel honey nut,

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<v Speaker 2>like everyone, I feel like I always see magic spoon now.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone's writing like, have you seen these yeah, we've

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<v Speaker 1>had magic spoon for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Still, thank you so much for thinking of us instead

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<v Speaker 2>of this idiot right here. Hey, our listeners keep sending

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<v Speaker 2>stuff to us. How idiotic of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey have you seen the elementary school that toppled all

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<v Speaker 1>the boxes over? Yeah? Saw it?

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<v Speaker 2>You could just say thank you. It's very nice that

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<v Speaker 2>you're thought of.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times can I say thank you? So many

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<v Speaker 1>people sent.

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<v Speaker 2>It, so many people my inboxes blooded it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen this Cereal cafe Vegas? Maybe you should?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you shouldn't be as active on your Instagram posts

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<v Speaker 2>in every little thing that you do.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you were active over vacation bud Okay, well that's

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<v Speaker 2>for bull chat. You were so active, that's for bull chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Every two seconds I felt like I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>a new picture, hey about raising canes? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>this man is in Miami, Florida, capital of some of

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<v Speaker 2>like the best Mexican Spanish Cuban food that you could find.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you were aware of who I was traveling with,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to get them some nutrients, you know, someplace

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<v Speaker 2>her not them, her Cooper's raising canes needed the Texas

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<v Speaker 2>Toast twenty four to seven. Well, she could have gone

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<v Speaker 2>to the Times Square, where there is also.

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<v Speaker 1>One I understand, but like she's the kind of kid

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<v Speaker 1>that goes away and wants comfort stuff. So it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the people that come from the Midwest to New York

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<v Speaker 1>and they go to Olive Garden Times Square.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that I went to six on Broadway with Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>and afterwards we were like, oh, it's a joke. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to like the Times Square Olive Garden. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something. That place had an hour and a half. Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all the tourists. Tourists, they want comfort people want

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<v Speaker 1>to be comforted.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not want to be comforted on vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>This smells good. It smells goodh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It does.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the way it smells.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I take it back. I want to be comforted,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also would like I would never go right

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<v Speaker 2>like that has to be I have. I'm there for

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<v Speaker 2>a week and a half and now it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the trip and I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love some Texas toast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So magic spoon grain free cereal. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>light because it's going to be also like styrofoam packing peanuts.

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<v Speaker 1>This is honey nut flavored with other natural flavors. Does

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<v Speaker 1>look like a pilot riding a bee? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>that is?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess yeah. They advertising is very millennial.

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<v Speaker 1>The high protein, keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,

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<v Speaker 1>wheat free, naturally flavored, totally delicious. That's a lie, childlike

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<v Speaker 1>cereal for grown ups. The thing is, honey nut cheerios

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<v Speaker 1>is not childlike. So I don't know what their big

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<v Speaker 1>claim is. You could eat all the cereals that you

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<v Speaker 1>loved as a kid as an adult now and it's healthy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they're saying. They're trying, but look, they keep

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<v Speaker 1>putting out new stuff. They sell dollars a year in cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. I don't know who's eating it,

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<v Speaker 1>but here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like direct to consumer cereal. So I think they

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<v Speaker 2>were like the first in on that market.

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<v Speaker 1>The pieces are stuck together, but whatever. It has a

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<v Speaker 1>nice little flavor at first. It's got a sweet candy

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<v Speaker 1>like flavor at the beginning. I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 1>to describe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate it. I actually don't hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>That taste never came right, Yeah, that's that's really not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>This one might actually be okay, yeah, Nobo.

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<v Speaker 2>It kind of tastes like an ice cream to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that like like a freeze dried astronaut ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, yeah, did you ever have that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, which I don't know if the astronauts really eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'll tell you something, this one does not have

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<v Speaker 1>that weird aftertaste. It doesn't have the vomit you know,

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<v Speaker 1>inducing flavor. No, it's not terrible. No Magic Spoon, you

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<v Speaker 1>might have done it. Yeah, I would not choose to

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<v Speaker 1>eat this. I give it three bowls, but it's not terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Three balls from me. I think if you see this one,

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<v Speaker 2>only get this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon even yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is shocking. I don't think Magic Spoon has ever

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<v Speaker 1>gotten this high of a bowl. Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they changed some stuff because they watched our videos

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<v Speaker 2>and said, we can't have people puking on it.

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<v Speaker 1>But even though this is a perfectly cure, we are

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<v Speaker 1>in a war nominated show. We have to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that and when we come back from break. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a carefully curated episode but I could pivot

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<v Speaker 1>because we have another magic spoon that we could try

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<v Speaker 1>to see if this is just what? No, we should wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to preserve this, okay, so we want to

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<v Speaker 1>have a moment we won't have good memories of magic spoon. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually really good. Okay, I don't hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really surprising.

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<v Speaker 1>That being said, we'll be back right after this, which

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<v Speaker 1>you won't get from eating this. Edw'd back? How is

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<v Speaker 1>that hole so good? That dude in there looks like

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<v Speaker 1>George Marshall?

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<v Speaker 2>But I said the same thing to Diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that crazy? Yes, he's got the same body.

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<v Speaker 2>Same everything except yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And if you don't know who we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>George Marshall is one of our chief chief top engineers,

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<v Speaker 1>top of the top, but I think Josh is topper.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was not terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, I'm very surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you. Maybe I want to leave the trash

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<v Speaker 1>can here for the next one. Oh god, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Matt. We've had one of these before from

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<v Speaker 1>Off Limits. We had the yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Box just cinnamon cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>This just a cinnamon cereal naturally flavored. It's vegan, gluten free.

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<v Speaker 1>Cinnamon is a warming spice that packs a punch and

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<v Speaker 1>tingles your taste buds.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is gonna tingle too much.

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<v Speaker 1>And look at looking color me in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, honestly. The thing that's annoying me the most about

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<v Speaker 2>this is that all of these are just made in Canva.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no like they hire an intern to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>For people that don't know what Canva is, can you explain?

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically like photoshop without the difficulty of photoshop, like

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<v Speaker 2>you can go on. It has things that you can

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<v Speaker 2>make very simply. This is all stock art and text

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<v Speaker 2>art from there, like you can make this two seconds

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<v Speaker 2>on Canva.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, would you like to go get some ramen after this?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a podcast recording at eleven thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too bad? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>No, today was the day?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't feel great. I need some chicken soup.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, so where would you get that because you'd

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<v Speaker 2>get ram in there?

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's chicken soup is all it is?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's different, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Off limits. This is flex it's gluten free cinnamon cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a guy that looks like the thing, remember the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>From the The Fantastic Four.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I mean like in the eighties the cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>the Thing, yeah, right, from super Friends with the Rock,

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<v Speaker 1>super Friends with Wonder Twin Powers activated form of the shapes,

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<v Speaker 1>shape of the shape, exactly with Gleek the Monkey Monkey. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So good, love that great show.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. All right, so we'll go ahead and open this

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<v Speaker 1>up scan me for fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I want to say one more thing about

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<v Speaker 2>the box art. It's just very uninspired to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and that today's generation doesn't need inspiration.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're saying that it's all going to go back

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<v Speaker 2>to maximalism very soon, okay, and people are going to

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy over the top box stuff again they do.

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<v Speaker 1>I also don't think that this is targeted toward children.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I think this is more for like your millennials.

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<v Speaker 2>This is purchase. Your purchase helps us support school art programs.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's great. I didn't you know. I didn't purchase.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Matt, dude, Thanks Matt, Thanks Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So from the Farmland Fresh Daiies fridge today,

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<v Speaker 1>we are using organic two percent reduced fat milk, the

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<v Speaker 1>Purple one and we still have to set a date

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<v Speaker 1>with Wayne. Dude. We're gonna get in touch with you soon. Promise.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready. I am ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to blow off the last Friday because we

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<v Speaker 1>were going on vacation. It was just it was a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kids, that's right, kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Family first, buddy, Here you go, pal buddy. So these

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<v Speaker 1>are little little puffs. It looks like they have some

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon dust on them. You ready. Oh goodness, we'd never

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<v Speaker 1>put you in a box. Boxes are for cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Ha ha ha.

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<v Speaker 1>The consistency as is as if it were stale. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's not ew ew what happened? No what? I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>getting that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, what? No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No. I taste cinnamon. I don't what do you get?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like sugary cinnamon. It's like nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the best kind of So.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not I wanted cinnamon, cinnamon. This is not cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't hate this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's boring. It's bland. The cinnamon is not cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no crunch to it except stale. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. I get an interesting crunch. I like the

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon flavor. No, I'm gonna give it three bowls on

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<v Speaker 1>a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that doesn't taste like cinnamon to me. I'm okay

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<v Speaker 2>with this, not me, No, this doesn't taste like cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you like to give that ball on a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, that's not entertain the troops while I turned

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<v Speaker 1>around and blow my nose.

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<v Speaker 2>Entertain the troops. Hey, President Kennedy, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Whents Saint Patrick's Day March. Okay, because we just

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<v Speaker 1>got a box and Lucky charms there you see that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very excited to open it. We're gonna do that on

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<v Speaker 1>the next episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Was so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, great, we get Lucky's missing apparently. Oh so we

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<v Speaker 1>have to help find where did he go? Who's Lucky?

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<v Speaker 2>The leprechn the Elf? Yeah, elepren Well you said elf first,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. You did?

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<v Speaker 1>You're about to you said, you said, Now you said

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<v Speaker 1>that that is some stretch of the imagination. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to play it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, just like when you did the last time and

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, oh, remember when you said it was Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>and not came and then I said I never said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of right.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, speaking of so this big Award Show is in

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, we got to get our clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what to wear. I know

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<v Speaker 1>said she was gonna help us, Yes, but I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't spend two hundred dollars in an outfit. I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't. Great, So you can go to Nordstrom. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to Kohl's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in every man.

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm and every man, I am and everything. I am

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<v Speaker 2>in every man. I am every man.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude. I don't know what kind of money you think that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know. It doesn't grow.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not Nordstrom money. I know that much.

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<v Speaker 2>You know they have Nordstrom rack.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but Kim said we can't go to rack. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 1>do I wear what like a trendy?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a blazer guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we just need to wear like nice jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper said that that you should wear red and I

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<v Speaker 1>should wear yellow, so we should.

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<v Speaker 2>With the love god, I'm not wearing yellow. Great call, Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>One, though, I guess not.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be the French fry. Well it look like McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. No one will know why we're wearing that

0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.800
<v Speaker 1>because nobody knows. Nobody there has any idea about this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the funniest thing. Like not one, like

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<v Speaker 1>do you think there maybe there's some nominees that are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see what I'm up against and listen to them,

0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Like we should do that. Maybe in my car on

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<v Speaker 1>the way home, I'll flip around a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like actual serious ones like El Longoria's is legit,

0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Like Mia Boila made this for me and it was wonderful,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like this is a culinary treat and

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<v Speaker 2>it excites me in these ways. And then we have

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<v Speaker 2>us being like this sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're entertaining. Yeah, they're more informative. We're entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if you could get nominated again if you lose, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>if we lose, just say we're not, but just say

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<v Speaker 2>we did. Because I'm thinking positive.

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<v Speaker 1>I am too, dude, we're gonna win if we do win,

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<v Speaker 1>do we get two trophies? Uh? Or do we have

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<v Speaker 1>to share?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're getting too Really, we are the only two

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<v Speaker 2>people who work well. Newman also does Oh hey new Man,

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<v Speaker 2>we would I would see if I could get it

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<v Speaker 2>one for Newman too. Yeah, because he has put in

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just take a picture of it. I'll send it

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<v Speaker 1>to him in a frame, because you would do that out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just The whole thing is the wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to wear.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll be fine. I'm gonna wear nice jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna wear a button down and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>like a nice blazer over it.

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<v Speaker 1>I may skip the blazer.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love blazers. But it's south By Southwest, so

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<v Speaker 2>you can't get too dressed up because it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>like Techi convention Bros. Which is like, that's not the vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you can't show up in a suit because that's

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<v Speaker 2>too like what. But you also can't show up wearing

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<v Speaker 2>like a T shirt and jeans because then it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you stand out, Like you don't want to be schlubby,

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<v Speaker 2>but you also don't want to be corporate. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to fit that middle ground where it's like just hip.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna stress me out for the next time.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be fine, And then of course you're gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>me have only carry on, So I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>cram it into a carry on.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not on the same flight, so you do you

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want to wait for a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>So then how does this affect me?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't. I don't like that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know it's stressing me out. If so, if I have

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<v Speaker 1>to wear a blazer, you can't really fold it so

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't increase what you roll it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you just iron it when you're there.

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<v Speaker 1>Iron You don't iron suit jackets. I need help, I

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<v Speaker 1>desperately need help.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask Kim to send you some looks what you think

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<v Speaker 2>you would look good in. Ask for that, and then

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<v Speaker 2>just try and mimic it at your local Nordstrum or

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<v Speaker 2>Banana Republic my local.

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<v Speaker 1>But did Kim know how old I am? Like, I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm older.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just a dad. I'm looking for dad's stuff, That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't I just wear my fruit Loops T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna just wear a Serial Killers T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I would actually kill you, would you? Yeah? Literally?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, maybe if we win, we'll sell some merch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we need to actually make merch, which means that

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<v Speaker 2>you actually need to like show up for that yours

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<v Speaker 2>is just being like, no bad idea money scared.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not true. Oh but it costs money to

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<v Speaker 1>make money. We don't really have any.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure, right, Well, that's why you just reinvested in

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<v Speaker 2>reinvest what ha, the money that we make off speaker,

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<v Speaker 2>you could reinvest into merch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not enough for that, there is? Okay, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you checked?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I have to live paycheck to paycheck and that helps.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so then that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I don't have money to put back into

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<v Speaker 1>this thing. Maybe with an award will come accolades and

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<v Speaker 1>more sponsorships and more money. Okay, you know they'd be great,

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<v Speaker 1>love that all right. Anyway, now that we didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>hate off Limits and really didn't hate Magic Spoon, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they'll come knocking only.

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<v Speaker 2>For honeying up Magic Spoon and mouth off stay the hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Away from Oh We're gonna do the chocolate one next.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, man, I just know what the taste is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be and I'm already nauseous.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow

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<v Speaker 2>Follow Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram. Thank you, and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you Wednesday, hopefully for a bull chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll do it from home tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll see his dad life da. When would you

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<v Speaker 1>understand I do? I'm telling you right now. In about

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen twenty years, when you have kids, you're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>me and you're like, bro, yeah, when my.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid is six and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, my

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<v Speaker 2>kid is six, not my kid is sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. Now I have to be there. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to show up for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Show up. I have to stare at them while they

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<v Speaker 2>do homework.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm ready at two thirty. Bro, I'm picking my

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<v Speaker 1>kids up at two. Ah. You know this won't exist

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<v Speaker 1>in fifteen years because you're just gonna tap your brain

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna call me.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot. You think that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well I don't think so, because the neuralink has

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<v Speaker 2>literally killed every monkey it's been in. So I don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe anything Elon Musk says about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Until we see you on Wednesday. Friends say, Crunch, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Crunch, the what link neuralink?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it really a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Elon Musk is literally like, hey, guys, guess what

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<v Speaker 2>I have This cool invention we implanted in your brain,

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<v Speaker 2>and then what winds up happening is you could like

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<v Speaker 2>speak to each other telepathically.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Every monkey he tried it on dead like tragically, like

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<v Speaker 2>like ripping their arms off, like look into it terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>And now he's like, guess what I put it in

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<v Speaker 2>a human?

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I thought they put in a person.

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<v Speaker 2>He's released no information about the doctor, the hospital, the patient.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just like, I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll try it.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't allow yourself after I just told you monkeys

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<v Speaker 2>were ripping off their arms, tearing up their eyes, You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, pick me, Eli.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they can't speak. What they can't speak? I could say,

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<v Speaker 1>how this hurts? Please take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>If the chip is in your brain, how are you

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<v Speaker 2>saying anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We're way past the crunch. We gotta go, goodbye,