Speaker 1: Ready, just choke on your laughter progress, I can't stop.
Speaker 2: Please live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers, Sandy.
Speaker 2: You gotta move that down. Can you put the screen
Speaker 2: down just a tad?
Speaker 1: Why so much going on in the back.
Speaker 2: No, it's so bright above the cereal.
Speaker 1: Hold. We need to get the lighting fixed in.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's get a professional lighting.
Speaker 1: We had a ring.
Speaker 2: Well, we need a better camera, and I thought maybe
Speaker 2: we should invest in that.
Speaker 1: But what is it like forty bucks?
Speaker 2: Like a hundred?
Speaker 1: We should do that?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he says it on here, he says it
Speaker 2: over text. Its what does it matter? Welcome to this
Speaker 2: almostova anyway.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the almost live Serial Killers from the Farmland
Speaker 1: Fresh Dairy Studio.
Speaker 2: You know, I should just put the thing on the
Speaker 2: spreaker where it goes live and then it would save
Speaker 2: me like all the time in the world.
Speaker 1: But what if we said something we shouldn't say? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Can you control yourself for twenty minutes?
Speaker 1: Of course? Yes, I'm in full control.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Today is Monday, February twenty sixth, and it actually is.
Speaker 1: We're recording it right, We just recorded this moments ago
Speaker 1: was okay there. Andrew's very busy today. Lots of calls,
Speaker 1: lots of things going on, lots of things. We're back
Speaker 1: for vacation. Andrew didn't really go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, And I tell you this is one
Speaker 1: time that I went away and I did not visit
Speaker 1: a supermarket. I was very disappointed in myself. So no
Speaker 1: cereal fines. Even though it was just South Florida. You know,
Speaker 1: there's there was a Publix down there, but I just
Speaker 1: didn't get to it.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you didn't do a cereal hall.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I didn't have a car. I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: leave my kids so I can go, you know, take
Speaker 1: a bus to the publics.
Speaker 2: The bus, Yeah, gotta get them on the buck.
Speaker 1: All right, shall we eat some cereal?
Speaker 2: Publics?
Speaker 1: Let's eat cereal? Dude?
Speaker 2: Are those power piece?
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling that great today, so we should just like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, here we go get it done. I'm
Speaker 2: not feeling good.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't gonna come in nice. You know that
Speaker 1: I was gonna work from home today. But I knew
Speaker 1: that this had to get done. And this this can't
Speaker 1: get done from home.
Speaker 2: That's hysterical that you're saying. I'm not. We're not doing
Speaker 2: that because you know what. The comments are all like,
Speaker 2: don't bicker as much, So I'm not. I'm not even
Speaker 2: gonna touch that land.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, what have some cereal?
Speaker 2: Folks? Some cereal?
Speaker 1: Can I just let me just say one thing?
Speaker 2: Some cereal?
Speaker 1: Am I? Folks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think what you're just saying. If I did not
Speaker 1: come in today, there wouldn't have been a serial killers
Speaker 1: because you didn't have farm in the fresh Daies milk
Speaker 1: with you. I had it with me and you didn't
Speaker 1: have the cereals. Okay, So just saying, yeah, should we
Speaker 1: eat some cereal? Sure? Are you? You said that you
Speaker 1: were instantly gonna vomit from this one? Oh great, Well
Speaker 1: you said you saw it and you're like, no, not
Speaker 1: for me, but we gotta do it because it is random.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh you want to do vomit cereal and it's
Speaker 2: what you're sick? It's interesting.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean this this is not job So you
Speaker 1: saw me buy this a couple of weeks ago, Andrew.
Speaker 1: This is called eat your mouth off.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so bad.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that this is a kellogg cereal.
Speaker 2: It looks like pink lemonade.
Speaker 1: Yes it is, it says distributed by mouth Off Foods.
Speaker 1: One Kellogg Square. Where are they located? Come on, Andrew,
Speaker 1: It's in Michigan. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, Yeah, Michigan nowhere?
Speaker 1: What what city the come on man?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Okay. If we were to do this, we'd be having
Speaker 1: a what a fight kind of what else synonym for fight?
Speaker 1: Like back in the day, it's another B word buster
Speaker 1: a battle. We'd be having a battle.
Speaker 2: Oh cool?
Speaker 1: Okay, So what city is it battle? Come on, dude,
Speaker 1: you've been doing a cereal podcast for a long time.
Speaker 1: You don't know where Kellogg's is.
Speaker 2: Battle Michigan battle ground.
Speaker 1: There's water running through it sometimes no Battle Creek, you
Speaker 1: got it? Cool? So Kellogg's is in Battle Creek, Michigan.
Speaker 2: I gotta shut this email off because she keeps dinging.
Speaker 1: That's okay. So this is one plant based. It is vegan,
Speaker 1: twenty two grams of protein. Zero grams have added sugar.
Speaker 1: You know what that means? I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: s divia. Let's see what this one is, uh, soy
Speaker 1: protein isolate, pea protein canola oil, lentil. Dude, it's a
Speaker 1: bean one. Okay, I'm sorry, but see I started off
Speaker 1: with the crap.
Speaker 2: Okay, you like that, I feel like and d c
Speaker 2: rum that I've used.
Speaker 1: I just ripped it nice, even the boxes vegan.
Speaker 2: Have you been? Did you put on sunscream while you
Speaker 2: were away?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Why am I peeling?
Speaker 2: No? Just sunscreen. So we're in.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you this. Tell me what it
Speaker 1: smells like. Remember Kellogg's tricks, say it again, tricks, Kelloggs Fruits.
Speaker 2: Battle Creek.
Speaker 1: So it actually smells like fruit loops. Oh okay, it does.
Speaker 1: It really does smell like fruit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it does, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: They're not quite as colorful. They are mostly yellowish orange
Speaker 1: and a little bit of pink, So that'd be kind
Speaker 1: of like the original fruit loop colors. You know. Can
Speaker 1: you remember what the original fruit Love colors were?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What a blue? No? Never? Red? Red?
Speaker 2: Was one of them? Yellow?
Speaker 1: Yes? Red red, yellow?
Speaker 2: Pink?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Blue?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No orange?
Speaker 1: Yes, those are the three original oh my god, my favorites. Yeah,
Speaker 1: two can't sam those three originals?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The three follow my nose, Yeah, the follow my
Speaker 2: nose where the scent goes, it always knows it always.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ande's so disappointed in you. I can't
Speaker 1: even well this one.
Speaker 2: I feel like this logo mascot is just this creepy
Speaker 2: smiley face and it would just be like, hey off.
Speaker 1: Now there's a chocolate there's a chocolate one also, but
Speaker 1: we're not going to do that one this time. So
Speaker 1: let's see if we vibe the fruity mouth off fruity
Speaker 1: flavor of whatever this thing is mouth you know what,
Speaker 1: Look it could be good.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it smells like fruit loops.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Andrew, they look like I would call
Speaker 1: this gold rush? Where are you going? Oh?
Speaker 2: Moving this testing case.
Speaker 1: If this were if this were my cereal, I would
Speaker 1: call it gold rush because look at it looks like
Speaker 1: gold nuggets.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a stretch alright.
Speaker 1: Ready it has the same consistency as fruit loops. So
Speaker 1: there's not bad yet, you know. Now it's like a
Speaker 1: little styrofoam pieces of packing three nuts and there comes
Speaker 1: that taste. It tastes good for a second, but now
Speaker 1: it just feels like I'm eating garbage. Right. It tastes like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what it is? It just like I'm chewing
Speaker 1: on an egg carton, not the styrofoam one a cart
Speaker 1: and car. Yes, yeah, it's so hard to eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah nope, I will say it has a fruity taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flavor didn't really get to that vomit point.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't have the stevia where all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you're like, what the hell is that? It doesn't
Speaker 2: have that. It's just the consistency of it. It does
Speaker 2: not taste like a fruit loop because root loops are
Speaker 2: crunch here. This has no crunch. It instantly dissolves in
Speaker 2: your mouth and then you're just left like chewing this
Speaker 2: weird omvirus blob.
Speaker 1: But now there's an aftertaste, there's an artificial aftertaste. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a I'm going to give
Speaker 1: it a ball. Yeah. I was also going to give
Speaker 1: it a ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I I say, it's the best of the worst.
Speaker 2: But that's also but.
Speaker 1: There's just no need for it. Ye, why would you
Speaker 1: make that?
Speaker 2: I don't know they what are they up again?
Speaker 1: What are they competing against? What?
Speaker 2: I mean? People with diabetes can have it. I guess
Speaker 2: like Garrett could have that or Scott. Yeah, Scott would
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 1: I other Scott, you should try that. I'm going to
Speaker 1: mail it to him. You should, I'll mail it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna mail a box though, idiot. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's to rail the podcast because Andy said he's just
Speaker 2: mailed the box.
Speaker 1: Just so you know. I'm not sure what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call this episode yet, but all three of these cereals
Speaker 1: are gonna suck. I'm gonna let you know that right now, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I will say you've really perked up for someone who's
Speaker 2: so sick.
Speaker 1: Well, my nose is running. Can you see it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I can't keep wiping it with my finger. Can I
Speaker 1: have a tissue?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Okay, I'm not sure which crap we want
Speaker 1: to do next, just pick it. These next two ones
Speaker 1: are from our friend Matt. Okay, Matt's a good guy man.
Speaker 1: He just keeps finding stuff and sending it.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Is he the cereal squirrel? No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's another magic spoon, Andy. This one's grain free.
Speaker 2: Magic spoon really had to come up. I feel honey nut,
Speaker 2: like everyone, I feel like I always see magic spoon now.
Speaker 1: And everyone's writing like, have you seen these yeah, we've
Speaker 1: had magic spoon for years.
Speaker 2: Still, thank you so much for thinking of us instead
Speaker 2: of this idiot right here. Hey, our listeners keep sending
Speaker 2: stuff to us. How idiotic of them.
Speaker 1: Hey have you seen the elementary school that toppled all
Speaker 1: the boxes over? Yeah? Saw it?
Speaker 2: You could just say thank you. It's very nice that
Speaker 2: you're thought of.
Speaker 1: How many times can I say thank you? So many
Speaker 1: people sent.
Speaker 2: It, so many people my inboxes blooded it was.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this Cereal cafe Vegas? Maybe you should?
Speaker 2: Maybe you shouldn't be as active on your Instagram posts
Speaker 2: in every little thing that you do.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh you were active over vacation bud Okay, well that's
Speaker 2: for bull chat. You were so active, that's for bull chat.
Speaker 2: Every two seconds I felt like I was like, oh
Speaker 2: a new picture, hey about raising canes? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: this man is in Miami, Florida, capital of some of
Speaker 2: like the best Mexican Spanish Cuban food that you could find.
Speaker 1: Were you were aware of who I was traveling with,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You got to get them some nutrients, you know, someplace
Speaker 2: her not them, her Cooper's raising canes needed the Texas
Speaker 2: Toast twenty four to seven. Well, she could have gone
Speaker 2: to the Times Square, where there is also.
Speaker 1: One I understand, but like she's the kind of kid
Speaker 1: that goes away and wants comfort stuff. So it's like
Speaker 1: the people that come from the Midwest to New York
Speaker 1: and they go to Olive Garden Times Square.
Speaker 2: It's that I went to six on Broadway with Michelle
Speaker 2: and afterwards we were like, oh, it's a joke. Let's
Speaker 2: go to like the Times Square Olive Garden. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you something. That place had an hour and a half. Wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the tourists. Tourists, they want comfort people want
Speaker 1: to be comforted.
Speaker 2: I do not want to be comforted on vacation.
Speaker 1: This smells good. It smells goodh.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I like the way it smells.
Speaker 2: Okay, I take it back. I want to be comforted,
Speaker 2: but I also would like I would never go right
Speaker 2: like that has to be I have. I'm there for
Speaker 2: a week and a half and now it's like the
Speaker 2: end of the trip and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'd love some Texas toast.
Speaker 1: All right, So magic spoon grain free cereal. It's very
Speaker 1: light because it's going to be also like styrofoam packing peanuts.
Speaker 1: This is honey nut flavored with other natural flavors. Does
Speaker 1: look like a pilot riding a bee? Is that what
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 2: I guess yeah. They advertising is very millennial.
Speaker 1: The high protein, keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,
Speaker 1: wheat free, naturally flavored, totally delicious. That's a lie, childlike
Speaker 1: cereal for grown ups. The thing is, honey nut cheerios
Speaker 1: is not childlike. So I don't know what their big
Speaker 1: claim is. You could eat all the cereals that you
Speaker 1: loved as a kid as an adult now and it's healthy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. They're trying, but look, they keep
Speaker 1: putting out new stuff. They sell dollars a year in cereal.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't know who's eating it,
Speaker 1: but here we go.
Speaker 2: It's like direct to consumer cereal. So I think they
Speaker 2: were like the first in on that market.
Speaker 1: The pieces are stuck together, but whatever. It has a
Speaker 1: nice little flavor at first. It's got a sweet candy
Speaker 1: like flavor at the beginning. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: to describe it.
Speaker 2: I don't hate it. I actually don't hate it.
Speaker 1: That taste never came right, Yeah, that's that's really not bad.
Speaker 1: This one might actually be okay, yeah, Nobo.
Speaker 2: It kind of tastes like an ice cream to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, that like like a freeze dried astronaut ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, did you ever have that?
Speaker 2: Yes, which I don't know if the astronauts really eat that.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you something, this one does not have
Speaker 1: that weird aftertaste. It doesn't have the vomit you know,
Speaker 1: inducing flavor. No, it's not terrible. No Magic Spoon, you
Speaker 1: might have done it. Yeah, I would not choose to
Speaker 1: eat this. I give it three bowls, but it's not terrible.
Speaker 2: Three balls from me. I think if you see this one,
Speaker 2: only get this one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon even yeah,
Speaker 1: which is shocking. I don't think Magic Spoon has ever
Speaker 1: gotten this high of a bowl. Really.
Speaker 2: Maybe they changed some stuff because they watched our videos
Speaker 2: and said, we can't have people puking on it.
Speaker 1: But even though this is a perfectly cure, we are
Speaker 1: in a war nominated show. We have to talk about
Speaker 1: that and when we come back from break. But I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a carefully curated episode but I could pivot
Speaker 1: because we have another magic spoon that we could try
Speaker 1: to see if this is just what? No, we should wait.
Speaker 1: I want to preserve this, okay, so we want to
Speaker 1: have a moment we won't have good memories of magic spoon. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I understand.
Speaker 2: That is actually really good. Okay, I don't hate that.
Speaker 2: That's really surprising.
Speaker 1: That being said, we'll be back right after this, which
Speaker 1: you won't get from eating this. Edw'd back? How is
Speaker 1: that hole so good? That dude in there looks like
Speaker 1: George Marshall?
Speaker 2: But I said the same thing to Diamond.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Yes, he's got the same body.
Speaker 2: Same everything except yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you don't know who we're talking about,
Speaker 1: George Marshall is one of our chief chief top engineers,
Speaker 1: top of the top, but I think Josh is topper.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was good.
Speaker 1: That was not terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, I'm very surprised.
Speaker 1: I guess you. Maybe I want to leave the trash
Speaker 1: can here for the next one. Oh god, So yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, Matt. We've had one of these before from
Speaker 1: Off Limits. We had the yellow.
Speaker 2: Box just cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1: This just a cinnamon cereal naturally flavored. It's vegan, gluten free.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon is a warming spice that packs a punch and
Speaker 1: tingles your taste buds.
Speaker 2: I think this is gonna tingle too much.
Speaker 1: And look at looking color me in the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly. The thing that's annoying me the most about
Speaker 2: this is that all of these are just made in Canva.
Speaker 2: There is no like they hire an intern to be here.
Speaker 1: For people that don't know what Canva is, can you explain?
Speaker 2: It's basically like photoshop without the difficulty of photoshop, like
Speaker 2: you can go on. It has things that you can
Speaker 2: make very simply. This is all stock art and text
Speaker 2: art from there, like you can make this two seconds
Speaker 2: on Canva.
Speaker 1: Hey, would you like to go get some ramen after this?
Speaker 2: I have a podcast recording at eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: That's too bad? All right?
Speaker 2: Maybe tomorrow?
Speaker 1: No, today was the day?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Because I don't feel great. I need some chicken soup.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so where would you get that because you'd
Speaker 2: get ram in there?
Speaker 1: But if it's chicken soup is all it is?
Speaker 2: No, it's different, okay.
Speaker 1: Off limits. This is flex it's gluten free cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1: There's a guy that looks like the thing, remember the thing.
Speaker 2: From the The Fantastic Four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean like in the eighties the cartoon
Speaker 1: the Thing, yeah, right, from super Friends with the Rock,
Speaker 1: super Friends with Wonder Twin Powers activated form of the shapes,
Speaker 1: shape of the shape, exactly with Gleek the Monkey Monkey. Right.
Speaker 2: So good, love that great show.
Speaker 1: Right. All right, so we'll go ahead and open this
Speaker 1: up scan me for fun.
Speaker 2: I just I want to say one more thing about
Speaker 2: the box art. It's just very uninspired to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that today's generation doesn't need inspiration.
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying that it's all going to go back
Speaker 2: to maximalism very soon, okay, and people are going to
Speaker 2: like crazy over the top box stuff again they do.
Speaker 1: I also don't think that this is targeted toward children.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think this is more for like your millennials.
Speaker 2: This is purchase. Your purchase helps us support school art programs.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's great. I didn't you know. I didn't purchase.
Speaker 2: It, Matt, dude, Thanks Matt, Thanks Matt.
Speaker 1: All right, So from the Farmland Fresh Daiies fridge today,
Speaker 1: we are using organic two percent reduced fat milk, the
Speaker 1: Purple one and we still have to set a date
Speaker 1: with Wayne. Dude. We're gonna get in touch with you soon. Promise.
Speaker 2: I'm ready. I am ready.
Speaker 1: I had to blow off the last Friday because we
Speaker 1: were going on vacation. It was just it was a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids, that's right, kids.
Speaker 1: Family first, buddy, Here you go, pal buddy. So these
Speaker 1: are little little puffs. It looks like they have some
Speaker 1: cinnamon dust on them. You ready. Oh goodness, we'd never
Speaker 1: put you in a box. Boxes are for cereal.
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: The consistency as is as if it were stale. But
Speaker 1: it's not ew ew what happened? No what? I'm not
Speaker 1: getting that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, what? No? No?
Speaker 1: No. I taste cinnamon. I don't what do you get?
Speaker 2: It's like sugary cinnamon. It's like nasty.
Speaker 1: That's the best kind of So.
Speaker 2: No, it's not I wanted cinnamon, cinnamon. This is not cinnamon.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: No, I don't hate this.
Speaker 2: No, it's boring. It's bland. The cinnamon is not cinnamon.
Speaker 2: There is no crunch to it except stale. I don't
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I get an interesting crunch. I like the
Speaker 1: cinnamon flavor. No, I'm gonna give it three bowls on
Speaker 1: a spoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't taste like cinnamon to me. I'm okay
Speaker 2: with this, not me, No, this doesn't taste like cinnamon.
Speaker 2: What do you like to give that ball on a spoon?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's not entertain the troops while I turned
Speaker 1: around and blow my nose.
Speaker 2: Entertain the troops. Hey, President Kennedy, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Hey Whents Saint Patrick's Day March. Okay, because we just
Speaker 1: got a box and Lucky charms there you see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very excited to open it. We're gonna do that on
Speaker 1: the next episode.
Speaker 2: Was so exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, we get Lucky's missing apparently. Oh so we
Speaker 1: have to help find where did he go? Who's Lucky?
Speaker 2: The leprechn the Elf? Yeah, elepren Well you said elf first,
Speaker 2: I didn't. You did?
Speaker 1: You're about to you said, you said, Now you said
Speaker 1: that that is some stretch of the imagination. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to play it back.
Speaker 2: Oh, just like when you did the last time and
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, remember when you said it was Michelle
Speaker 2: and not came and then I said I never said that.
Speaker 2: Speaking of right.
Speaker 1: Again, speaking of so this big Award Show is in
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 2: I know, we got to get our clothes.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what to wear. I know
Speaker 1: said she was gonna help us, Yes, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't spend two hundred dollars in an outfit. I
Speaker 1: just can't. Great, So you can go to Nordstrom. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to Kohl's.
Speaker 2: I'm in every man.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm and every man, I am and everything. I am
Speaker 2: in every man. I am every man.
Speaker 1: Dude. I don't know what kind of money you think that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It doesn't grow.
Speaker 1: But it's not Nordstrom money. I know that much.
Speaker 2: You know they have Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 1: I know, but Kim said we can't go to rack. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: do I wear what like a trendy?
Speaker 2: What do I?
Speaker 1: I'm not a blazer guy.
Speaker 2: I think we just need to wear like nice jeans.
Speaker 1: Cooper said that that you should wear red and I
Speaker 1: should wear yellow, so we should.
Speaker 2: With the love god, I'm not wearing yellow. Great call, Cooper.
Speaker 2: I love you for that.
Speaker 1: One, though, I guess not.
Speaker 2: You could be the French fry. Well it look like McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's great. No one will know why we're wearing that
Speaker 1: because nobody knows. Nobody there has any idea about this podcast.
Speaker 1: I think that's the funniest thing. Like not one, like
Speaker 1: do you think there maybe there's some nominees that are like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me see what I'm up against and listen to them,
Speaker 1: Like we should do that. Maybe in my car on
Speaker 1: the way home, I'll flip around a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like actual serious ones like El Longoria's is legit,
Speaker 2: Like Mia Boila made this for me and it was wonderful,
Speaker 2: and it was like this is a culinary treat and
Speaker 2: it excites me in these ways. And then we have
Speaker 2: us being like this sucked.
Speaker 1: Well, we're entertaining. Yeah, they're more informative. We're entertaining.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you could get nominated again if you lose, Like,
Speaker 2: if we lose, just say we're not, but just say
Speaker 2: we did. Because I'm thinking positive.
Speaker 1: I am too, dude, we're gonna win if we do win,
Speaker 1: do we get two trophies? Uh? Or do we have
Speaker 1: to share?
Speaker 2: No, we're getting too Really, we are the only two
Speaker 2: people who work well. Newman also does Oh hey new Man,
Speaker 2: we would I would see if I could get it
Speaker 2: one for Newman too. Yeah, because he has put in
Speaker 2: a lot of work.
Speaker 1: I'll just take a picture of it. I'll send it
Speaker 1: to him in a frame, because you would do that out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just The whole thing is the wardrobe.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to wear.
Speaker 2: I think we'll be fine. I'm gonna wear nice jeans.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna wear a button down and maybe
Speaker 2: like a nice blazer over it.
Speaker 1: I may skip the blazer.
Speaker 2: I don't love blazers. But it's south By Southwest, so
Speaker 2: you can't get too dressed up because it's gonna be
Speaker 2: like Techi convention Bros. Which is like, that's not the vibe.
Speaker 2: Like you can't show up in a suit because that's
Speaker 2: too like what. But you also can't show up wearing
Speaker 2: like a T shirt and jeans because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you stand out, Like you don't want to be schlubby,
Speaker 2: but you also don't want to be corporate. You have
Speaker 2: to fit that middle ground where it's like just hip.
Speaker 1: This is gonna stress me out for the next time.
Speaker 1: We'll be fine, And then of course you're gonna make
Speaker 1: me have only carry on, So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: cram it into a carry on.
Speaker 2: We're not on the same flight, so you do you
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to wait for a bag.
Speaker 2: So then how does this affect me?
Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: know it's stressing me out. If so, if I have
Speaker 1: to wear a blazer, you can't really fold it so
Speaker 1: it doesn't increase what you roll it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just iron it when you're there.
Speaker 1: Iron You don't iron suit jackets. I need help, I
Speaker 1: desperately need help.
Speaker 2: Ask Kim to send you some looks what you think
Speaker 2: you would look good in. Ask for that, and then
Speaker 2: just try and mimic it at your local Nordstrum or
Speaker 2: Banana Republic my local.
Speaker 1: But did Kim know how old I am? Like, I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm older.
Speaker 2: I'm just a dad. I'm looking for dad's stuff, That's right.
Speaker 2: Why can't I just wear my fruit Loops T shirt.
Speaker 1: I was gonna just wear a Serial Killers T shirt.
Speaker 2: I would actually kill you, would you? Yeah? Literally?
Speaker 1: Hey, maybe if we win, we'll sell some merch.
Speaker 2: Well, we need to actually make merch, which means that
Speaker 2: you actually need to like show up for that yours
Speaker 2: is just being like, no bad idea money scared.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Oh but it costs money to
Speaker 1: make money. We don't really have any.
Speaker 2: For sure, right, Well, that's why you just reinvested in
Speaker 2: reinvest what ha, the money that we make off speaker,
Speaker 2: you could reinvest into merch.
Speaker 1: That's not enough for that, there is? Okay, how do
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: Have you checked?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have to live paycheck to paycheck and that helps.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then that's why.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I don't have money to put back into
Speaker 1: this thing. Maybe with an award will come accolades and
Speaker 1: more sponsorships and more money. Okay, you know they'd be great,
Speaker 1: love that all right. Anyway, now that we didn't really
Speaker 1: hate off Limits and really didn't hate Magic Spoon, maybe
Speaker 1: they'll come knocking only.
Speaker 2: For honeying up Magic Spoon and mouth off stay the hell.
Speaker 1: Away from Oh We're gonna do the chocolate one next.
Speaker 2: Oh great, man, I just know what the taste is
Speaker 2: going to be and I'm already nauseous.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow
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Speaker 2: see you Wednesday, hopefully for a bull chat.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do it from home tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll see his dad life da. When would you
Speaker 1: understand I do? I'm telling you right now. In about
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty years, when you have kids, you're gonna call
Speaker 1: me and you're like, bro, yeah, when my.
Speaker 2: Kid is six and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, my
Speaker 2: kid is six, not my kid is sixteen.
Speaker 1: I understand. Now I have to be there. I have
Speaker 1: to show up for them.
Speaker 2: Show up. I have to stare at them while they
Speaker 2: do homework.
Speaker 1: Like I'm ready at two thirty. Bro, I'm picking my
Speaker 1: kids up at two. Ah. You know this won't exist
Speaker 1: in fifteen years because you're just gonna tap your brain
Speaker 1: and it's gonna call me.
Speaker 2: I forgot. You think that's a thing.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well I don't think so, because the neuralink has
Speaker 2: literally killed every monkey it's been in. So I don't
Speaker 2: believe anything Elon Musk says about that.
Speaker 1: Until we see you on Wednesday. Friends say, Crunch, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Crunch, the what link neuralink?
Speaker 1: Was it really a thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elon Musk is literally like, hey, guys, guess what
Speaker 2: I have This cool invention we implanted in your brain,
Speaker 2: and then what winds up happening is you could like
Speaker 2: speak to each other telepathically.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: Every monkey he tried it on dead like tragically, like
Speaker 2: like ripping their arms off, like look into it terrifying.
Speaker 2: And now he's like, guess what I put it in
Speaker 2: a human?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I thought they put in a person.
Speaker 2: He's released no information about the doctor, the hospital, the patient.
Speaker 2: He's just like, I did it.
Speaker 1: I'll try it.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't allow yourself after I just told you monkeys
Speaker 2: were ripping off their arms, tearing up their eyes, You're like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, pick me, Eli.
Speaker 1: Well, they can't speak. What they can't speak? I could say,
Speaker 1: how this hurts? Please take it out.
Speaker 2: If the chip is in your brain, how are you
Speaker 2: saying anything.
Speaker 1: We're way past the crunch. We gotta go, goodbye,