Speaker 1: Put it this way, I was never the Charlotte, you know.
Speaker 1: I think I lean more towards the Samantha. I'm okay
Speaker 1: with it. Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a
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Speaker 1: What do you hope people say about you when you
Speaker 1: leave a room? Oh? God, it depends what room. What
Speaker 1: do I want people to say about me versus what
Speaker 1: people might say about me? I mean, I think there's
Speaker 1: like that whole feeling that you hope that people I
Speaker 1: don't know say something nice. But I think I would
Speaker 1: if I died tomorrow at my funeral, what I would
Speaker 1: want somebody to say about me is that I was
Speaker 1: a nice person who was authentically themselves sort of all
Speaker 1: over the place of times in a little wild but
Speaker 1: being authentic is really my like number one. If I
Speaker 1: could like have that reputation good, bad or indifferent, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with it. What about you? I would definitely want
Speaker 1: the nice part. I mean, listen, and we all know
Speaker 1: I'm a little lippy, a little mouthy, a little opemunated.
Speaker 1: You want to know what bothers me, everything, everything, but yeah,
Speaker 1: same thing, not that that I was just here's a
Speaker 1: word organic that I just was honest and I listen.
Speaker 1: I love with my heart and when I love, I
Speaker 1: love a lot and I feel like I'm really loyal
Speaker 1: oil to people. So hopefully they feel that way as well.
Speaker 1: I think that all of those things would be said
Speaker 1: about you, Dull next time, Blake Johnson one two nine
Speaker 1: eight Best TV show of all time? For me, it's friends,
Speaker 1: Friends and more Friends. She was going to say that
Speaker 1: best TV show of all time. I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: hard for me because I'm not like a I'm not
Speaker 1: like you. Part of your wedding vows was Seinfeld with
Speaker 1: you and Jail like you guys have your shows. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know that's hard for I mean,
Speaker 1: Sex and the City is up there for me, like
Speaker 1: just an and it still works, like I'll go back
Speaker 1: and watch those shows and now being watching those shows
Speaker 1: twenty years removed. For probably that's dramatic, maybe a decade
Speaker 1: removed from when I watched them, like now being in
Speaker 1: my forties watching it versus when I was in my
Speaker 1: thirties watching it, like it's just I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: timely and the writing Michael Patrick King like that writing,
Speaker 1: how it all just came back together in the way
Speaker 1: she put a bowl on Carrie would put a ball
Speaker 1: on it at the end. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: I think that would be my top. We used one
Speaker 1: of the lines this weekend when we were away and
Speaker 1: something was very slippery and Chris looks back and goes,
Speaker 1: this is slippery, and I used to carry line. These
Speaker 1: steps are very dangerous when big dumps are like says
Speaker 1: he's engaged or whatever and she slips or whatever. In
Speaker 1: a friend group, do you did you ever have the like, oh,
Speaker 1: this person's that like I had from my high school
Speaker 1: group of friends. There was definitely like the clear cut
Speaker 1: like there's there's the Samantha, there's the Charlotte, there's the
Speaker 1: carry Yeah, I mean I don't think I have that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I do. I can't say I
Speaker 1: don't have that many girlfriends, because I do. You do
Speaker 1: have a teen of girlfriends, You have different groups of girlfriends, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all like separate breaks. But yeah, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: know I always like that I was put it this way.
Speaker 1: I was never the Charlotte. You know, I think I
Speaker 1: lean more towards the Samantha. I'm okay with it, Anonymous.
Speaker 1: We love that a registry for a kid's fifth birthday party?
Speaker 1: Calm down, Wow, this is your sister, This is right.
Speaker 1: Where do you have a registry for Max's first birthday party?
Speaker 1: Because I like to know what he wants? No, But
Speaker 1: my only thing for that is it took me forever
Speaker 1: to have a kid, and even though I do have
Speaker 1: a kid, I don't know what older kids. I only
Speaker 1: know what a nine month old and a ten month
Speaker 1: old would like. So I feel like that would be
Speaker 1: really helpful for people that don't have kids. And how
Speaker 1: about the other thing. You don't want to buy a
Speaker 1: kid double of what he has. And my girlfriend just
Speaker 1: had a five year old party for her daughter, and
Speaker 1: I was like, unicorns or ballerinas, cause like I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I'm mad about it.
Speaker 1: I actually now you're convincing me because at first, and
Speaker 1: we've talked about it a little bit before, I know
Speaker 1: some people that have spent a lot of money on
Speaker 1: their kids' birthday parties, and I'm like, why don't you
Speaker 1: put that money in a savings account. They'll appreciate it
Speaker 1: more when they're eighteen. I don't think i'd look back
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, remember that bounce house that I
Speaker 1: had and you spent twenty twenty grand on it my
Speaker 1: seventh birthday party? That was fun, mom. I think the
Speaker 1: eighteen year old wants that check that says Seya, I'm
Speaker 1: off to college. But as it pertains to buying gifts,
Speaker 1: I don't have. My niece turned fourteen yesterday. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: the worst and the world. I'm like, you want money,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give you money, Like that's no thought,
Speaker 1: no whatever. But I'm like, what is a fourteen? And
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy you something that's like super
Speaker 1: girly if you're like not into that or to your point, like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what they like. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: When someone's like, all my kids eight, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are they into? I'm so far removed from like being
Speaker 1: around younger kids. I don't know. I just I'm into it. Literally,
Speaker 1: I bought my mom a gift. You do great Instagram
Speaker 1: clothes shopping. I just bought my mom a gift for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day from mac and it was about being a grandma.
Speaker 1: But she just texted me and she goes, Hi, what's this?
Speaker 1: Who's it's already two weeks early? And I was so
Speaker 1: enjoying my life that I bought too, And my mom goes,
Speaker 1: who are these two poor? And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I obviously was, so I was having such a good time. Mom,
Speaker 1: I didn't see I carried the one and I bought
Speaker 1: you too. So anyways, Yeah, Instagram is helpful when you
Speaker 1: start talking about it around your phone, which is also frightening. Well, hello,
Speaker 1: I mean what don't what our phones hear everything. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a larger conversation like it is, but it's
Speaker 1: not going away because then there's people like like I
Speaker 1: had an Alexa when I first got in this house,
Speaker 1: and it was like, I'm gonna take that out because
Speaker 1: I don't want them listening to me. It's this isn't
Speaker 1: everyone so everyone's listening. Hello, it's me. How are you?
Speaker 1: Jess Porter? Go ahead, girl, Jess Porter thirteen. What's the
Speaker 1: go to romance novel? The Hockey Wives recommend a lot
Speaker 1: of questions about the old romance novel Gotta Be Honest.
Speaker 1: Forgot the title It's like it's almost like a Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift song where I had to look up what it meant.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. But and if I did know,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't say it anyways, because I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: you to see what I was reading, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Are they usually erotic title name? Though? I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like no Day at the Beach, right,
Speaker 1: It just feels like it's yeah, yeah, I was trying
Speaker 1: to think what it is, but I keep thinking it's
Speaker 1: like the Prophecy. But I think that's a Taylor Swift song.
Speaker 1: So it's not that I don't know. I saw my
Speaker 1: kindle laying in my little travel bag that we took
Speaker 1: that I still have an unpacked Have you unpacked? No?
Speaker 1: And usually I'm pretty good about that. You know what
Speaker 1: I did do though, I just wheeled my suitcase straight
Speaker 1: into the laundry room, like instead of going up the
Speaker 1: stairs with it just strade. But it's not unzipped. I'm
Speaker 1: really behind on a lot of things today. There's been
Speaker 1: a lot of turn of events. I had what have
Speaker 1: you done today? Well, I just had a plan on
Speaker 1: like today was I going to be a day that
Speaker 1: I could relax and get stuff done. Now you know
Speaker 1: you open up your inbox because I just have haven't
Speaker 1: looked at anything in life because I haven't wanted to.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, darn it, which get We'll get you.
Speaker 1: On the Big Show, I had to get an insta
Speaker 1: cart delivery and I am shamed by my instacart delivery. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not his fault, it's my fault. I just there
Speaker 1: was a face put together with the shopping list, and
Speaker 1: now I'm mortified. I'm always like going to ask them
Speaker 1: to get me tampons. I don't want them to see
Speaker 1: whose face it is that answers the door because I
Speaker 1: don't use my name on my Instacart. Oh, I mean
Speaker 1: I don't know how to not use what do you use?
Speaker 1: You just use like, oh, don't alias whoa because when
Speaker 1: I'm getting the super plus, I don't need them to
Speaker 1: know it's for me. Well what I mean? I never
Speaker 1: But okay, here's the tease for the big show. You
Speaker 1: don't want to see my instacart list and then put
Speaker 1: my face to it. So there's that. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: the day has gotten away from me. So but normally
Speaker 1: I would unpack and you use a kindle. Huh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I didn't want anyone to see the book I
Speaker 1: was reading. Wow, where we go, folks. I can't get
Speaker 1: into the kindle thing because then I'm looking for the charger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have the charger and it's a different charger and
Speaker 1: it's annoying. Jeff and Besos. Can we fix that? Jeff?
Speaker 1: I know you're probably not busy doing anything right now.
Speaker 1: Cass G seventeen. What to do about men who think
Speaker 1: they know? Oh, that's the one I'm saying. I'm not listening.
Speaker 1: It's all right. My mind's all over the place. We're
Speaker 1: still on vacation, and we'll talk about that in the
Speaker 1: big show as well. I'm not on the chat because,
Speaker 1: like I said, I still am on vacation. I think
Speaker 1: we're probably good. We're good. I hope you're good. I
Speaker 1: hope you're all good everyone out there. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys are great. I hope you're more organized than I
Speaker 1: have today. Too many things going on in my life. Bye.
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