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Speaker 1: Put it this way, I was never the Charlotte, you know.

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Speaker 1: I think I lean more towards the Samantha. I'm okay

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Speaker 1: you ready? We have Shan Holland I'm meeting Swedish Fish. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: What do you hope people say about you when you

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Speaker 1: leave a room? Oh? God, it depends what room. What

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Speaker 1: do I want people to say about me versus what

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Speaker 1: like that whole feeling that you hope that people I

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Speaker 1: want somebody to say about me is that I was

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Speaker 1: a nice person who was authentically themselves sort of all

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Speaker 1: over the place of times in a little wild but

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Speaker 1: being authentic is really my like number one. If I

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Speaker 1: could like have that reputation good, bad or indifferent, I'm

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Speaker 1: okay with it. What about you? I would definitely want

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Speaker 1: the nice part. I mean, listen, and we all know

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Speaker 1: I'm a little lippy, a little mouthy, a little opemunated.

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Speaker 1: You want to know what bothers me, everything, everything, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: same thing, not that that I was just here's a

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Speaker 1: I love with my heart and when I love, I

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Speaker 1: love a lot and I feel like I'm really loyal

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Speaker 1: I think that all of those things would be said

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Speaker 1: about you, Dull next time, Blake Johnson one two nine

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Speaker 1: eight Best TV show of all time? For me, it's friends,

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Speaker 1: Friends and more Friends. She was going to say that

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Speaker 1: best TV show of all time. I don't know. That's

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Speaker 1: hard for me because I'm not like a I'm not

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Speaker 1: like you. Part of your wedding vows was Seinfeld with

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Speaker 1: twenty years removed. For probably that's dramatic, maybe a decade

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Speaker 1: a friend group, do you did you ever have the like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I do. I can't say I

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Speaker 1: don't have that many girlfriends, because I do. You do

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Speaker 1: have a teen of girlfriends, You have different groups of girlfriends, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: We love that a registry for a kid's fifth birthday party?

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Speaker 1: Calm down, Wow, this is your sister, This is right.

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Speaker 1: Where do you have a registry for Max's first birthday party?

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Speaker 1: Because I like to know what he wants? No, But

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Speaker 1: I was like, unicorns or ballerinas, cause like I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bought my mom a gift. You do great Instagram

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Speaker 1: Who's it's already two weeks early? And I was so

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Speaker 1: enjoying my life that I bought too, And my mom goes,

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Speaker 1: I mean what don't what our phones hear everything. That's

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Speaker 1: a that's a larger conversation like it is, but it's

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Speaker 1: Jess Porter? Go ahead, girl, Jess Porter thirteen. What's the

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Speaker 1: go to romance novel? The Hockey Wives recommend a lot

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Speaker 1: of questions about the old romance novel Gotta Be Honest.

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Speaker 1: Forgot the title It's like it's almost like a Taylor

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Speaker 1: I mean? Are they usually erotic title name? Though? I

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Speaker 1: like the Prophecy. But I think that's a Taylor Swift song.

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Speaker 1: you done today? Well, I just had a plan on

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Speaker 1: And now I'm like, darn it, which get We'll get you.

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Speaker 1: On the Big Show, I had to get an insta

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Speaker 1: cart delivery and I am shamed by my instacart delivery. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not his fault, it's my fault. I just there

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to not use what do you use?

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Speaker 1: I would unpack and you use a kindle. Huh, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: still on vacation, and we'll talk about that in the

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