WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Daddy Does The Feeding 

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for your prank call. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, and today we call a woman who's

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<v Speaker 1>a little nervous. She's been dating her boyfriend for a

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<v Speaker 1>few months now, and she's about to go with him

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<v Speaker 1>to his parents' cabin to meet the family for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. What she's not expecting is Brooke to call,

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<v Speaker 1>posing as her boyfriend's sister, ready to give her the

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<v Speaker 1>inside scoop on how the family really is. That's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>something different about them. We'll see how she takes it

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<v Speaker 1>in her phone tap right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is

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<v Speaker 2>this Hayley. Who is this? I thought this is my

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<v Speaker 2>bank calling me back here? Then, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>Gosh, no, Hi, I'm Amanda Luke's sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh my god. Wait really what are you surprised? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little sick right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he gave me your number, and I just have

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<v Speaker 4>to say I have heard so much about you, good.

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<v Speaker 2>Things, normal things.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, nothing I'm repeating back to you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard amazing things about you too.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Gosh. Are you nervous to meet the fam?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like Honestly, I kind of don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be such a fun night. But my dad

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<v Speaker 3>will probably want to take charge at dinner though.

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<v Speaker 2>Take charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in terms of the feeding, I mean that is

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<v Speaker 3>part of the reason I'm calling, because Luke did say

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<v Speaker 3>you have a dietary restriction.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't do dary. Sorry to be a pain.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a pain at all. It just means more cheese

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<v Speaker 3>for me when daddy does the feeding.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean by that? Why do you keep

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<v Speaker 2>saying daddy does the feeding or something like aving silly?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Luke didn't tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just so you know, our family is extremely close.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's mentioned this before.

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<v Speaker 3>We like to take care of each other and be affectionate.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what do you mean, Well, during the meals, Daddy

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<v Speaker 4>baby birds us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh daddy, who.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy?

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<v Speaker 3>Daddy?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, he does baby bird feeding.

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<v Speaker 2>What with his mouth?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like prechewed food transfer is what we like to

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<v Speaker 3>call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, are you kidding me? Are you hereiou?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what do you mean? That's weird, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>My parents used to do it for us when we

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<v Speaker 3>were little and it's just really good bonding. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>so close to my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>And okay, everybody, So like you're not joking, like this

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<v Speaker 2>is a real thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Luke did tell me this might rub you the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 3>I just really don't want you to feel weird about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a little bit of a big deal for me, because, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're going to the cabin together this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so what you're just gonna be alone with us,

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<v Speaker 3>watching us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. Wow, it's more like eh, oh oh wow, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>An nowise my daddy makes though, not me if I

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<v Speaker 3>just slurp it all up. Oh, you're already having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, it's just because you've never done it before.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, once you get to the cabin, we can

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<v Speaker 3>start you off slow with like broth sharing or even

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<v Speaker 3>just lemonade.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Uh, I'm sorry. This is gross to me. This

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<v Speaker 2>is grossing me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, it's not gross, it's bonding. You do it

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<v Speaker 3>during the holidays with eggnog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, oh I feel like I'm gonna I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I am.

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<v Speaker 4>That happens with some people.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people like Okay, I didn't want to bring up

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<v Speaker 3>x's but last year Luke's old girlfriend cried because Daddy

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<v Speaker 3>baby bittered her some fish and there were still bones

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<v Speaker 3>in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he didn't do it up purpose. Daddy had no

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<v Speaker 3>idea the bones were still there.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you please stop saying the fish and the daddy

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever you guys are feeding each other. This is

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<v Speaker 2>just too much for me right now. Okay, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting the vibe. This isn't your.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing yet, so it will never be.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I'm gonna mark you down as independent eater, low

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<v Speaker 3>contact dining preference.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you're watching others and you feel comfortable just

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<v Speaker 3>throwing it out there, you can tap your head and Daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Will come to your head on the table. Don't be ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 2>way kidding me. I'm sorry. Just get weirder and weirder up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're kind of back in. Huh No, this is young thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't be in. It's just funny that you can't

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<v Speaker 2>just say your head on the table. Definitely shot what

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, you're laughing, so much that I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like now is a good time to tell you this

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<v Speaker 4>is a prank phone call. This is actually Broke from

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<v Speaker 4>the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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<v Speaker 4>your your boyfriend Luke set you up for this phonetol.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine that we're dining at the table, like I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah there, open up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you've got it, You've got it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties