Speaker 1: It's time for your prank call. It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, and today we call a woman who's
Speaker 1: a little nervous. She's been dating her boyfriend for a
Speaker 1: few months now, and she's about to go with him
Speaker 1: to his parents' cabin to meet the family for the
Speaker 1: first time. What she's not expecting is Brooke to call,
Speaker 1: posing as her boyfriend's sister, ready to give her the
Speaker 1: inside scoop on how the family really is. That's definitely
Speaker 1: something different about them. We'll see how she takes it
Speaker 1: in her phone tap right now.
Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 2: this Hayley. Who is this? I thought this is my
Speaker 2: bank calling me back here? Then, Oh my.
Speaker 3: Gosh, no, Hi, I'm Amanda Luke's sister.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. Wait really what are you surprised? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a little sick right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, he gave me your number, and I just have
Speaker 4: to say I have heard so much about you, good.
Speaker 2: Things, normal things.
Speaker 3: Okay, nothing I'm repeating back to you right now.
Speaker 2: I've heard amazing things about you too.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Gosh. Are you nervous to meet the fam?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like Honestly, I kind of don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be such a fun night. But my dad
Speaker 3: will probably want to take charge at dinner though.
Speaker 2: Take charge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in terms of the feeding, I mean that is
Speaker 3: part of the reason I'm calling, because Luke did say
Speaker 3: you have a dietary restriction.
Speaker 2: I just can't do dary. Sorry to be a pain.
Speaker 3: Not a pain at all. It just means more cheese
Speaker 3: for me when daddy does the feeding.
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that? Why do you keep
Speaker 2: saying daddy does the feeding or something like aving silly?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Luke didn't tell you?
Speaker 2: Tell me what? Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, just so you know, our family is extremely close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's mentioned this before.
Speaker 3: We like to take care of each other and be affectionate.
Speaker 4: Oh what do you mean, Well, during the meals, Daddy
Speaker 4: baby birds us.
Speaker 2: Oh daddy, who.
Speaker 1: Daddy?
Speaker 3: Daddy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he does baby bird feeding.
Speaker 2: What with his mouth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like prechewed food transfer is what we like to
Speaker 3: call it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, are you kidding me? Are you hereiou?
Speaker 3: What's the problem?
Speaker 2: Well, what do you mean? That's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 3: My parents used to do it for us when we
Speaker 3: were little and it's just really good bonding. I feel
Speaker 3: so close to my dad.
Speaker 2: And okay, everybody, So like you're not joking, like this
Speaker 2: is a real thing.
Speaker 3: Luke did tell me this might rub you the wrong way.
Speaker 3: I just really don't want you to feel weird about it.
Speaker 3: It's really not a big deal.
Speaker 2: No, it's a little bit of a big deal for me, because, like,
Speaker 2: you know, we're going to the cabin together this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so what you're just gonna be alone with us,
Speaker 3: watching us.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Wow, it's more like eh, oh oh wow, that's.
Speaker 3: An nowise my daddy makes though, not me if I
Speaker 3: just slurp it all up. Oh, you're already having fun.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not happy.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, it's just because you've never done it before.
Speaker 3: I mean, once you get to the cabin, we can
Speaker 3: start you off slow with like broth sharing or even
Speaker 3: just lemonade.
Speaker 2: No. Uh, I'm sorry. This is gross to me. This
Speaker 2: is grossing me out.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's not gross, it's bonding. You do it
Speaker 3: during the holidays with eggnog.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh I feel like I'm gonna I'm not.
Speaker 3: You're just overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.
Speaker 4: That happens with some people.
Speaker 3: Some people like Okay, I didn't want to bring up
Speaker 3: x's but last year Luke's old girlfriend cried because Daddy
Speaker 3: baby bittered her some fish and there were still bones
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Oh he didn't do it up purpose. Daddy had no
Speaker 3: idea the bones were still there.
Speaker 2: Can you please stop saying the fish and the daddy
Speaker 2: and whatever you guys are feeding each other. This is
Speaker 2: just too much for me right now. Okay, I hear you.
Speaker 3: I'm getting the vibe. This isn't your.
Speaker 2: Thing yet, so it will never be.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna mark you down as independent eater, low
Speaker 3: contact dining preference.
Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 3: But if you're watching others and you feel comfortable just
Speaker 3: throwing it out there, you can tap your head and Daddy.
Speaker 2: Will come to your head on the table. Don't be ridiculous,
Speaker 2: way kidding me. I'm sorry. Just get weirder and weirder up. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're kind of back in. Huh No, this is young thing.
Speaker 2: I can't be in. It's just funny that you can't
Speaker 2: just say your head on the table. Definitely shot what
Speaker 2: I was saying.
Speaker 4: But I mean, you're laughing, so much that I feel
Speaker 4: like now is a good time to tell you this
Speaker 4: is a prank phone call. This is actually Broke from
Speaker 4: the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 4: your your boyfriend Luke set you up for this phonetol.
Speaker 2: I imagine that we're dining at the table, like I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm yeah there, open up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got it, You've got it down.
Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties