1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: He's another twenties. Hello, Hey is Kelsey there? Uh no, 2 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: who is this? Who's this? This is Eric? Oh she 3 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: didn't seem like she was engaged when I met her. 4 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: Sorry about that, bro? Oh wow? Wait? Wait, what is 5 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: your name again? Oh? My name is Seth. I'm a 6 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: teller bank. You're what. I'm a teller. I work at bank. 7 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: Your quote. Fiance came in here the other day and 8 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: did some banking at my window, so I pulled up 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: the information and thought i'd give her a call. It's 10 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: not her phone number on the account, it's my phone number. 11 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: So what do you want to talk about? Oh? I 12 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: was just hoping to talk to her. I mean her 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 1: and I talked for quite a while when she came 14 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: in here about a lot of things. So I'm surprised 15 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: she didn't even mention she was engaged. So you didn't 16 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: know she was engaged. Look at the ring on her finger. 17 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even notice. It must be a pretty 18 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: small diamond because I didn't see anything on her finger. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: Oh wow, girl like that and needs a rock. Man, 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: You gotta let people know. You know what, man, you 21 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 1: got a lot of to call me up on my 22 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: phone and talk about my fiance. Well, first of all, 23 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm just saying, man, she didn't mention you 24 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: at all. And I'm not surprised, as you sounded like 25 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: a woman when you answered the phone. I thought I 26 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: was talking about chick. You know what, dude, who the 27 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: fuck you? You're a bank killer, dude. You mean nothing. 28 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 1: You take our money, that's all you do. You're not 29 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: gonna amount to anything in life. Yeah, it's it's funny 30 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: that you mentioned up what. No, I'm just saying it's 31 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: funny that you mentioned the money thing because I looked 32 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: at your account when she was in here, and yeah, 33 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: what about it? I got more money than you, dude. 34 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't, man, I saw judging by the 35 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: amount of money in your account, she probably deserves somebody 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: who can take a little better care of her. Yeah. Whatever, man, 37 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: you're a bank killer, dude. What do you know? You 38 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: don't know how many bank accounts? Of God, that's not 39 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: the only kind we have a bank on that dude. 40 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: All right, Bill Gates, calm down. I'm just looking to 41 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: see if she's around. Can I talk to her? Hell no, 42 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 1: you can't talk to her. This is my phone. Dude. 43 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 1: Did you ever you ever call this number again looking 44 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: for my fiance. You're keith back of your freaking throat, dude. 45 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: Hey man, it's not my fault. She came into my 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: bank and was all flirty. You know. I told her 47 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: I played in a band, right, your band? We got 48 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: a band you playing? Are you serious? Hey? All I 49 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: know is she said she wanted to come hear us sometime. 50 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: You know what, dude, she wouldn't fall for that bull spine. 51 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: She was just probably being nice to you because you're 52 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: some loser works out bat hey, chief, you could you 53 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: could tell she wanted to be real nice. Will I 54 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: find you in this today? Yeah, it sounds okay with me. 55 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 1: You and I just battle it out for her heart. 56 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 1: I'm okay with that because, trust me, are already won. 57 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: There's no battling up for her heart. I am her fiance. Dude. 58 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: You don't get that. If you would have seen the 59 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: look she was given me when she was at the bank, 60 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: you have not won at all. So I think you know, 61 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: just keep talking, keep talking, you a little, keep labbing 62 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: your little gums. Dude, is game on. I'm telling you 63 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: all right, hey man, that's fine. All I know is 64 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: a girl seems interested when she lets me far at 65 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 1: the bank twent machine. Not just say that I'm gonna 66 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: come find you. I'm gonna call you. I'll do the 67 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 1: same thing to you. Find you. Where are you at 68 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: right now? Tell me calm down, big boy. Hey, I'll 69 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 1: tell you exactly where I am. If you could just 70 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: give her a message for me, that's all I'm asking 71 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: for you to. Yeah, you don't what? Tell me your message? Man, comee, 72 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: write it down. I'm gonna down your float, all right. 73 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: Tell her that it totally worked, that her fiance thought 74 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: this was a real phone call. Tell her that what 75 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: Tell her that her fiance thought that this was a 76 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: real phone call, like she wanted me to do. What 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? This is actually Jewbil 78 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone 79 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: tap on you. Well, dude, I don't I don't know 80 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: who the hell you are. Dude, Why are you calling? What? 81 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: It's a joke, a joke about what. I don't get it. 82 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,119 Speaker 1: It's it's a morning radio show. Your fiance Kelsey set 83 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: you up. That's the dumbest joke ever. Dude. Why would 84 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: she do that? I don't know that it would be funny. 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: I don't know your show or what the hell you're 86 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: talking about, but this is stupid. Well she she thought 87 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: you would think it was funny. Well it's not. It's not. 88 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: It's I'm not laughing. Okay. Well I just I mean, 89 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: I didn't her at the bank. Oh my god, dude, 90 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: I'm just okay, I'm just letting you know that never happened. 91 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: It was a joke. Okay, thanks, Thanks, fine. Wake up 92 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: every morning with Jubal phone tabs weekday mornings on the 93 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: twenties two point five