1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: subject my best friend is not who I thought she was. 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: All right? They never are, are they? Right now, Junior 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call. 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: What's you guy for? Its Junior? You know you know, sure, 7 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: you know you know when I'll be thinking yet the 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: worst side of my brain. You know, nobody off limit 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: when I'm pranking. So today's prank is the church usher. 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: Yes see see I did passes. Everybody passed to get 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: it past the wife. Get it. Today is the church usher? 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: Run it cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. 13 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: Good even to your ma'am. I don't mean to be 14 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: giving you a call this late in the evening, but 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: I I am the new youth minister. I haven't. My 16 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which 17 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 1: mine is. Um he's no longer with the church anymore. Man, Well, 18 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: I'm not at at liberty to speak up on that. 19 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: But but what I was doing is getting around and 20 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: making sure I I met everyone, because I haven't met 21 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: everyone yet, and I wanted to reach out to UM 22 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: everyone at the church. But listen, let me, let me 23 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: get down to some more business, because I've spoken with 24 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: the pastor. Uh we spoke, yes, Okay, I spoke with 25 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down 26 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: over a few changes we're going to be making at 27 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: the church. And what we want to do was UM. 28 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: One of the major subjects that have come up since 29 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: that we're wanting you, if at all possible, and the 30 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: deacons were in on this meeting as well, but wanting 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: you to change your attitude when people are coming in 32 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 1: and you're seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to 33 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: the point where they think, you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 34 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: wait wait a minute, wait, thank you. I had a 35 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: meeting on meeting. Well, it wasn't a meeting. I don't 36 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: want to listen here. I've been ushering on that on 37 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: the usher board before it's seven years. I am the 38 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: senor usher on that unscerboard, and I see I've been 39 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: trying to do nuts about it. But I don't understand. Hi, 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: y'all don't have a meeting without meet That's now you're 41 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: gonna call him and tell me that you're you're having 42 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: a meeting on me about me being nice always not well, ma'am, 43 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: that doesn't seem to be twenty seven now and think 44 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: someone to call me don't make no proper what is it? Well? 45 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: What that's actually my call, man, is that maybe we 46 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 1: figured if I would call and speak with you about matter, 47 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: that maybe we can get to some type of rectifying 48 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: this situation to where we can we're gonna recoify here. 49 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna recotified. You calling me this time a night 50 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: taught my some meeting. Just don't make no time. And 51 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 1: I don't apprecionate you're calling me any time a night. 52 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: We're away of bishop. I need to stick the bishop. 53 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,119 Speaker 1: I've been at this church reported seven years. I've been saying, 54 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 1: oh my life, this don't make no type of sense. 55 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: You're calling me here with this mess. Now. See, you're 56 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: often to make me cause I'm trying to be a Christian. 57 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: But y'all not gonna ask me to be a Christian. 58 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: It's she's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess. 59 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: We're telling me about something. Not remember that saying that 60 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: they're having problems when you're seating the people. And that's 61 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: all that we're trying to get rectified, and people don't 62 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: want to sit down. They want to go over here, 63 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: they want to go over there, they want to have 64 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: the children runner too and throw. It's like a bunch 65 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: of demons a while he's just bucking around in a 66 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: church like they ain't got no sense And I'm not 67 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: going to have it in. My sex is gonna be straight. 68 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: And I understand. Let you know what since the uh, 69 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: I think if we did this, if you would do 70 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: me a favor and hold your phone, and if you 71 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: would just bow your head right now for me, maybe 72 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: we can come to to get to get the man 73 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: my head, baby, if we can get your lords. It's clean, 74 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: it's hospital carpet. It don't make no about buy my head. 75 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: If you could, maybe if you could close your eyes, sister, 76 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: sister want close you call me and woke me up 77 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: by my sleet with this. I am very anna at 78 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: this and I don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you 79 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna speak to me now. Father. We 80 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: asked that you look down upon to stick. We asked 81 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: that you look down upon her right now, right now, 82 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: asking that you put a smile on her face on 83 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy in her 84 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: heart on Sunday morning, and can let you draw all 85 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: the pain that she and that she might be going 86 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 1: through whatever demon there is inside. We asked that you 87 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: draw that demon out. We asked that you pulled that 88 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: demon away from right now in your name. We asked 89 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: all of these blessings to come. Because I don't appreciate 90 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: this boy. I don't even know who you is. My 91 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: pastor gave me the number one and asked me to 92 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams. We 93 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 1: haven't met yet, and I am the news. Listen, you 94 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: don't he don't. He don't ask that way, and it's 95 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: Bishop for the third time. I don't told you, boy, 96 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: bishable respectful the folks. Let me let me let me 97 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: say this right here, sister, and maybe this will shed 98 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 1: some light on things a little bit clearer. I'm kind 99 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: of ahead. This is Nephew timing from Steve Harvey Morning Show. 100 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by System who is also usher 101 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: at the church and missing there about this. This is 102 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: a messing. Were already don't make no sense Lord him. 103 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. Oh my god, this is bad. Just 104 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: to Steve Harby show. Yes, ma'am, that's that's that's my uncle. 105 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: This is just a joke though man com yes, oh 106 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: lord him. How are you doing? How you doing? Sister? 107 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: I am so this is I am in I am. 108 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: Do you listen to the show every day? I never 109 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: would have stepped my filter to be on. Oh lord, 110 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: john't made Oh my god, I got me on this 111 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 1: radio actors? Sister did this here to you? You? Well, 112 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: how about it? H y'all call me back and we 113 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 1: get sis. How we do that? We do we will 114 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: do a prank on her bills and a couple of bills, 115 00:06:55,520 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: you know, shut a little. What is the baddest radio 116 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: show in the land, the Steve harved Morning Show? And 117 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: look on it and hard mother look showing him look 118 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: devils so cute. I love this is so yeah. I'm 119 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: so sorry. Please forgive me, she said, I don't appreciate it. 120 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Bring the church, I know, having a meeting 121 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: without me, My suld be together. Play with the uh 122 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: white gloves and all baby sit right there, Take you 123 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: all the way up to the front and put you 124 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: in the front row between two people. You have no 125 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: clue to who they are as who they are. If 126 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: they praying, they got some strong risks. I know that 127 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 1: because you can't open that door to get in there. 128 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: They start praying when they said you can't come in. 129 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: You cannot come in. That's right. And they don't care 130 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: about you huffing and puffing and move it to reading 131 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: to sit down, Tell you to sit. They know where 132 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 1: every empty seat in that row is. She's gonna make 133 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: those people move on that row. Nothing. You can't sit 134 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: where you won't do wherever she tell you to sit, 135 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: it is where you have to sit. You don't look 136 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,199 Speaker 1: at another seat, white gloves. And you better have your 137 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: offering on time because when they when the basket comes 138 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: to you, don't be still writing your check out and 139 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: all of that. It's come right by you because you 140 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: mess up the system. System you hadn't played. Don't give 141 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: it right the judgment all right, Thank you Jr. Coming 142 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: up next, it is my strawberry letter. The subject my 143 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: best friend is not who I thought she was. We'll 144 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 145 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.