Speaker 1: I was talking to a white guy and he said
Speaker 1: he just found out he has like a higher percentage
Speaker 1: of caveman blood than most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's crazy looking.
Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: I gotta text him.
Speaker 1: I have the phone.
Speaker 3: More get it?
Speaker 2: He actually get him a jeter bug.
Speaker 1: You got four numbers. Got to change him out. What
Speaker 1: do you make a new friends?
Speaker 3: Your Kala bears are racists, money turning stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Fuck the frail ship because when
Speaker 1: my coke comes in, they got to use the scale
Speaker 1: that they weigh the whales with.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal But my mama told me.
Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets
Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theories, and.
Speaker 1: We finally worked to prove the conspiracies of anyone and everyone, everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody.
Speaker 4: We're rooting for every conspirator who's black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and some of the Asians. It's a difficult time
Speaker 1: politically for we got we gotta link up, y'all. Know
Speaker 1: what I've been thinking about. Trump was talking about de
Speaker 1: I with the pilots. How come nobody's talking about de
Speaker 1: I with the bag handlers. Who maybe we get some
Speaker 1: white guys in there. Maybe it's not all Nigerians and Jamaicans.
Speaker 5: Who right, we got white guys in there, then I
Speaker 5: ain't got to worry about my Jordan's Come on, they
Speaker 5: don't know, they don't know how rare.
Speaker 1: These Yeah, they're looking for hokah, you know how any
Speaker 1: air force was I lost Atlanta?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this when I went to Nebraska.
Speaker 1: I'm touched in North Dakota. And also, it's just not
Speaker 1: a lot of white people who want give an airport
Speaker 1: off the planes.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's it's it is the most glaring
Speaker 4: sort of relationship of like poverty and wealth. It's like
Speaker 4: in looking at the hierarchy of the airport.
Speaker 5: Really, I think I don't think that. No, really, you know,
Speaker 5: haven't paid attention, you know what I mean, you don't
Speaker 5: notice it.
Speaker 2: It's always foreign people with the wheelchairs.
Speaker 1: Oh like when you get off and they got the
Speaker 1: they come and get them.
Speaker 2: It's always foreigners. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It feels like a true cast system.
Speaker 2: Right, it's never just like a guy named Randy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels like South Africa. Yeah a little bit, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've had some Yeah, I noticed it immediately in
Speaker 5: South Africa. I probably should notice it at airport, because
Speaker 5: you're right, it's the exact same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still African.
Speaker 4: We went to uh we went to Cape Town for
Speaker 4: our for our honeymoon, and I remember having I was like, man,
Speaker 4: this is such a beautiful place and everything is so dope,
Speaker 4: and every single meal you have, you are it is
Speaker 4: white people sitting down and black people serving you. You
Speaker 4: noticed that, like after like meal number three, You're like,
Speaker 4: all right, come on.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could handle that in Africa.
Speaker 1: That's that's very different than my Africa. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I didn't go to anywhere.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, It's it's like I was incerely on
Speaker 1: and the whole time I saw one white lady and
Speaker 1: she was a Mormon, Yeah, and it felt like she
Speaker 1: had just been left there during the war, like she
Speaker 1: spoke creole and ship.
Speaker 2: But other than that, it was.
Speaker 1: Was just a bunch of Joman hunsus. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 1: went to when I went to South Africa. Man, it's
Speaker 1: crazy story.
Speaker 5: I was because they're shooting a movie and you know,
Speaker 5: they put you up in an apartment or something like
Speaker 5: that for the duration, and I got to pick the
Speaker 5: It was a big complex with like five different buildings,
Speaker 5: so you know, here are all the two bedrooms. So
Speaker 5: let's show you one from this building, one from that building,
Speaker 5: one from that building. It's like one hundred and ten
Speaker 5: degrees outside. And my boy was coming with me and
Speaker 5: his sister and they had their bags and I have
Speaker 5: my bags. One they had it was the white guy
Speaker 5: was showing us around the building manager and then the
Speaker 5: dude who was carrying the bags was a black dude.
Speaker 5: And this man didn't have a cart. And so we
Speaker 5: go to the first one and I'm thinking, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: he'll just set the bags down and this one we'll
Speaker 5: go pick a place and then he'll bring the bags there.
Speaker 5: He kept Once we were leaving, we were like, oh,
Speaker 5: let's see the other place he get. You know, he
Speaker 5: get the bags and we started lifting and I was
Speaker 5: like hold on.
Speaker 1: I was like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: let me carry my bag.
Speaker 4: He's like no, no, no.
Speaker 5: And then the white dude was like, no, he's got it, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no. I just kept going like what he sure
Speaker 5: he got because he's sweating like.
Speaker 1: An I's but damn, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I remember as we were trying to leave,
Speaker 5: We're trying to get to the last building and these
Speaker 5: guys struggle. Finally I was like, hey, fuck that. I
Speaker 5: need my bag. I want my back, I want my bag.
Speaker 5: But the guy looked at me like, don't blow this for.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 2: Look I got a good thing going on, boss, And I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you the story. We were shooting.
Speaker 5: We were shooting and uh, we were shooting somewhere in
Speaker 5: this movie with Vin Diesel, and the crew members were
Speaker 5: like the transport guys were bringing stuff off the truck.
Speaker 5: There was a table like there. It was like four
Speaker 5: white guys playing cards, but on the truck moving all
Speaker 5: the ship. You know, we're trying to set up for
Speaker 5: a different shot. It was all the black dudes. And
Speaker 5: then Vin goes, hm hm. He goes see this dynamic
Speaker 5: and I was like yeah, and he goes, I don't
Speaker 5: like that ship.
Speaker 1: They don't like that. I don't like that ship at all.
Speaker 5: And he tells this guy, his security guy, to go
Speaker 5: say something to him and the guy runs over whispers
Speaker 5: in like the head guy's ear and he looks up,
Speaker 5: looks at Van and then gets the work. And then
Speaker 5: Vin goes, good boy.
Speaker 1: God, damn, that's the best Vin Diesel story I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: He's just like I don't put up with that ship.
Speaker 5: I know we I know where in you you guys' town.
Speaker 5: I know this is how things might operate here, But
Speaker 5: on n Diesel production, that's not how this is going
Speaker 5: to operate.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was the rich that you
Speaker 1: could get to clap it white man. That exciting. That's
Speaker 1: way cooler than all them explosions. Yeah, yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to see him doing that more.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, that dude, that's that's a cold
Speaker 1: dude right there. I'm about to do that in adulta
Speaker 1: lounge tomorrow. Damn. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: It all out our guest today.
Speaker 4: We haven't intro we all done any formalities, but we're
Speaker 4: so happy he's here. He's a phenomenal actor, comedian, writer.
Speaker 4: You know him from from New Girl, you know him
Speaker 4: from Fargo, you know him from so many phenomenal shows.
Speaker 4: He has his own podcast podcastultiple podcasts. He's a man
Speaker 4: of so many talents. Give it up for Lamore and Morris, everybody.
Speaker 4: Thank you, hell, thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't know why when you said that, I thought
Speaker 1: I was going to hear applause.
Speaker 2: We have yeah, we have like buttons.
Speaker 1: Buttons, he was.
Speaker 2: Alone, very alone.
Speaker 1: We like to remember that to each other. I do
Speaker 1: realize we're alone. You're dive o'clock. We're still alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're We're so happy you're here.
Speaker 4: When you came to us with the conspiracy that I
Speaker 4: think has a lot of of I would say terrifying
Speaker 4: implications for our listeners.
Speaker 1: I would say that this I think it has a bigger,
Speaker 1: a bigger sort.
Speaker 4: Of like influence than maybe the the language suggests.
Speaker 1: Really I think so.
Speaker 4: I think if this were to be true, it would
Speaker 4: be in a complete unearthing of a lot of the
Speaker 4: way that we live currently.
Speaker 1: It would make our current structure double terrible or or
Speaker 1: we like we double got got, or.
Speaker 4: Terrifying for the powers that be, if you want to
Speaker 4: be optimistic about it, I don't know, okay, or.
Speaker 1: Or not even terrible.
Speaker 5: I would just say I would just say people will
Speaker 5: become more enlightened and would probably would probably think differently,
Speaker 5: behave differently, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think these crackers changing for nothing.
Speaker 2: OK.
Speaker 4: Well, let's tell but you said my mama told me
Speaker 4: black people were here first. Yes, tell us everything you
Speaker 4: know you mean, give it give it all to us.
Speaker 5: Well, you know again, Yes I am. I'm a science expert.
Speaker 5: Yes I am anarchy.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry I didn't say that in the intro.
Speaker 1: People people usually don't say and I like to shock them.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: My travels and my digging and my carbon fourteen dating,
Speaker 5: that's the term.
Speaker 6: And of course I keep on my hip Classic Indiana Jackson,
Speaker 6: that's my name.
Speaker 7: One.
Speaker 5: Yes, but uh yeah, no, I actually you know this
Speaker 5: didn't actually come from my mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know this came from you know.
Speaker 5: I was watching a podcast years ago, like five years ago,
Speaker 5: with this guy named Hotep Jesus we're familiar with Jesus here,
Speaker 5: and he was talking to Joe Rogan about something. And
Speaker 5: usually there's when you watch like a Rogan episode and
Speaker 5: there's like a specialist on there. Depending on what it is,
Speaker 5: there's like some pushback, some give and take. You know,
Speaker 5: they might say something controversial specialist, depending on the specialist,
Speaker 5: no pushback.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, no idea,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, yeah, god, but you know, you know I'm
Speaker 5: watching this guy Hotep on there, and he said he
Speaker 5: was like he was just breaking it down logically. You know,
Speaker 5: Africans have been sailing before anyone, you know, so and
Speaker 5: they're Africans in the Caribbean. You know, what was stopping
Speaker 5: black folks from coming to the Americas? You know what
Speaker 5: I mean, we were already. His theory or his thought,
Speaker 5: and there's other authors who talk about it, was that
Speaker 5: the slave trade was the was the source of the
Speaker 5: least amount of Africans in America, that we were already here,
Speaker 5: you know, and so instead of you know, instead of
Speaker 5: bringing slaves over, they came and then conquered. And that's
Speaker 5: how you take slaves as opposed to shipping, because you know,
Speaker 5: they were estimated I think twelve million slaves that were
Speaker 5: that left Africa as a part of the slave trade,
Speaker 5: but ten million survived, you know, two million, two plus
Speaker 5: million died off, you know, throughout the journey, right, but
Speaker 5: then only like less than four hundred thousand actually came
Speaker 5: to America, oh, you know, according to like primary source
Speaker 5: or something like that. But you know, so, so for me,
Speaker 5: I look at that as as a logical basis to say, huh,
Speaker 5: maybe maybe we were here already and just got conquered slowly. Conquered,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't think that's
Speaker 5: a far fetched idea. And when you think about it,
Speaker 5: so many folks have a certain mindset, you know, the
Speaker 5: quote unquote slave mentality, because you do feel that you
Speaker 5: come from this thing and you always have to overcome
Speaker 5: this thing, when that's not exactly the case. And I
Speaker 5: think there's a lot of folks that do teach you know,
Speaker 5: extensive Black history, not just what you learn in you know,
Speaker 5: like public schools and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean to that point, would I think we
Speaker 4: can almost immediately agree on is the fact that like
Speaker 4: our public school educations are not sufficient in sort of
Speaker 4: like uh, giving anybody a full.
Speaker 2: History and the trump Bibles.
Speaker 1: That's going to come up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it just does not we do not
Speaker 4: have a sufficient perspective on whatever our history is, no
Speaker 4: matter who was here.
Speaker 5: First, right, Yeah, I think and I think you never
Speaker 5: will just because it's history. To me, history especially from
Speaker 5: so long ago, is theoretical, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: it's his story. So you're taking the word of someone
Speaker 5: before video cameras were around, right, you know what I mean? Yeah, history,
Speaker 5: you know, Yeah, history is written by the victors. That's
Speaker 5: that's how it works.
Speaker 1: My question about the Africans, right, yeah, because we're assuming
Speaker 1: the Native Americans came over via the ice bridge right
Speaker 1: long long ago from Alaska and not that how they
Speaker 1: say people came over here. I didn't know I came
Speaker 1: over like when like out past Alaska. It was like
Speaker 1: but at one point there wasn't there was an ice
Speaker 1: bridge that it was just like connecting connecting it and
Speaker 1: they came over.
Speaker 2: And then went down through the America.
Speaker 1: Right, and then that ice slowly melted, and so they
Speaker 1: assumingly came from the east down. Africans assumingly came from
Speaker 1: the west coast right. And then at some point they
Speaker 1: also said there was like Scanninavians who came did are
Speaker 1: we saying that there was a time where they all met?
Speaker 2: And are though?
Speaker 1: Like did those people mix? And that's what Native America.
Speaker 1: That's how you get light scans. Yeah, that's where the
Speaker 1: light scan race came from. Oh yeah, the light skin race.
Speaker 1: The light race I love to bring up on this
Speaker 1: podcast the place right now, you know, the race turn
Speaker 1: up the heat.
Speaker 4: A little nervous right about, because my.
Speaker 1: Most interesting thing that would be when did they all
Speaker 1: inter that. It does seem to make sense to me
Speaker 1: that they would come from West Africa because what they
Speaker 1: say about slaves anyways, is that all those crops could
Speaker 1: be grown here, right, rice, peanuts, all that shit could
Speaker 1: be grown in West Africa that came over here. So
Speaker 1: it's like, was there a time where because I think
Speaker 1: that was probably a great time Native Americans and black
Speaker 1: people just chilling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they found I mean if they found ancient Egyptian
Speaker 5: you know artifacts in Ohio and in Arizona, you know,
Speaker 5: in these different places, which means.
Speaker 2: That could have just been like a nigga buried them.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, like you know what I'm saying, And
Speaker 1: you know that's like there's certain there's certainly were the
Speaker 1: seafaring in that way, Yeah, there were.
Speaker 5: There were the primary you know people who lived on
Speaker 5: the waters, you know what I mean, Like they were.
Speaker 1: Like coming from that far. The Centali people would be
Speaker 1: like Mansamusa type.
Speaker 4: So I think my understanding is that both groups like
Speaker 4: were sort of like I read something This is giving
Speaker 4: away a little bit of the research, but I read
Speaker 4: a thing that was basically saying that they found evidence
Speaker 4: of like people back in like the US Virgin Islands
Speaker 4: and Espanola, and like a bunch of the Caribbean based
Speaker 4: off of the spearheads that they used in West Africa.
Speaker 4: That basically, like they recognized this weird alloyed mixture as
Speaker 4: the same mixture that they would find on the spearheads
Speaker 4: of the African people. And that's how they figured out that, like, oh,
Speaker 4: they were the ones that introduced this form of weaponry
Speaker 4: in this area.
Speaker 1: I which side, because one side is no black poppy.
Speaker 1: I think that's it. Some time there was just one dud.
Speaker 1: He just that on a little tight.
Speaker 2: I like to think that that was in their culture
Speaker 2: from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody introduced that. That's not they see the ships
Speaker 1: from the beaches, no problem.
Speaker 5: But no, I think I don't think the implications would
Speaker 5: mean some sort of uprising or negative.
Speaker 1: No, I don't, I don't. I'm not saying some type
Speaker 1: of a negative. I'm talking about a society that or
Speaker 1: even not a society as much as like a loose
Speaker 1: group of people. But I'm just talking about the idea
Speaker 1: that there was a peaceful mingling before the I think
Speaker 1: I think it was. That's that's what's exciting to me.
Speaker 1: I would like to.
Speaker 5: I would like to believe that it was you know
Speaker 5: people just people weren't caught up with you know, race.
Speaker 5: People were just like, oh cool, you look different.
Speaker 1: All let's fuck. I was thinking about that the other
Speaker 1: day though, And this is like, I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: a good person about this. If I was to encounter
Speaker 1: a new race when I had never seen one in
Speaker 1: my entire life, I would be like, we should kill them.
Speaker 1: If I like, if I had never seen that ship before,
Speaker 1: I would like, just that's like you'd be like, yo.
Speaker 2: No, no.
Speaker 4: I think we also have to keep in mind that
Speaker 4: race was so different back then, do you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, that's what I'm saying. It wasn't just.
Speaker 4: Like oh you're a different color than me. It's like,
Speaker 4: literally you are shaped different. You are feet taller than
Speaker 4: I am or shorter. Like literally we look like different species.
Speaker 4: And human history tells us that when we encounter different
Speaker 4: species in the animal kingdom, certainly we we tend to
Speaker 4: kill it first. And yeah, yeah, maybe, Like I don't
Speaker 4: think I like biting that.
Speaker 1: I keep keep it. I'm suspicious when I see somebody
Speaker 1: new on my block, I'm always thinking about killing it.
Speaker 1: I love that murder is the first place I truly
Speaker 1: it would.
Speaker 2: It would be shocking in a way that would really
Speaker 2: scare me. I think.
Speaker 4: I think even if you are, even if you are
Speaker 4: the only person who feels that way in this room,
Speaker 4: human history tells us there are more of you than
Speaker 4: there are of me.
Speaker 1: Certainly, people just been conquering people.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 4: So you hear this on Rogan from Hotel Jesus, you.
Speaker 1: Immediately it sounds like you're bought in. You're you adopt this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just because I look at history as like what
Speaker 5: we talked about, look at history as just like a theory,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I don't just believe everything
Speaker 5: because someone wrote it down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like I used to write short stories as a kid. Okay,
Speaker 5: completely made up ship. You're just writing a story, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean? Can you imagine? And then let's
Speaker 5: look up let's look at movie scripts, right, let's look
Speaker 5: at books, fiction books. Let's say in five hundred years,
Speaker 5: you know, the world is gone or whatever, ten thousand years,
Speaker 5: but some of these some of these things are left behind. Now,
Speaker 5: someone picks up a drawing from me, and they hear
Speaker 5: about this little boy named la mourn with a twelve
Speaker 5: inch penis every girl in this school like this man conquered.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna be living.
Speaker 2: That wasn't short stories, that was smart.
Speaker 1: Yea is also very old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you lemon.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have schools named after be Long Dick Morris.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have schools. It's gonna be you know, flags
Speaker 1: with my face on.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be on coins, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: just because someone found this old thing and someone perfect artifacts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that's a crazy thought to think they're
Speaker 1: just gonna find like the demolitions man script. But that's.
Speaker 2: They used to eat taco bell all the time.
Speaker 1: But if you think about it, that's.
Speaker 4: So much more likely than them fucking finding a PBS
Speaker 4: documentary about the truth. They're gonna be like Once upon
Speaker 4: a Time in Hollywood is the way it went.
Speaker 1: This documentarian shared it with her. I think Brad Pitt
Speaker 1: beat up Bruce Lee. That's not the white race is
Speaker 1: gonna revive it. I think that's how they got here already.
Speaker 1: Uh No, that's the I like this. I'm with it.
Speaker 1: I bought into I like it. I I do wonder
Speaker 1: why we're not as big as the other seafaring people,
Speaker 1: i e. The Polynesians, because that's how they got so big.
Speaker 1: They say, right, is because they were such a seafaring
Speaker 1: people that they got it.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 1: I guess they just like taste.
Speaker 2: You have to be really.
Speaker 4: Hardy to like travel this, especially before modern So it's
Speaker 4: not that's why they're big. It's more that they are
Speaker 4: big because they survived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people like big and strong.
Speaker 5: Are you are you implying that black folks aren't as
Speaker 5: big and strong as Polynesians.
Speaker 1: I've always said that he's got a nasty it's not
Speaker 1: something as big as hell. We can all agree. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they are. But you got to look at Africa. Africa.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there are civilizations. Africa is probably the most diverse. Well,
Speaker 5: it is the most diverse place in the world. We've
Speaker 5: got in Africa. You could find the shortest people in
Speaker 5: the world. You can find the tallest people in the world.
Speaker 5: You can find the smartest people in the world. You
Speaker 5: can find the dumbest people in the world. You know,
Speaker 5: you know grass Ship.
Speaker 2: You know a bunch of African Troy Palamalus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a bunch I know, I know as money as
Speaker 5: you know smans here in America.
Speaker 1: Here in America, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: You go to Africa, I'm sure there's I'm sure there's
Speaker 5: civilizations where people they don't people don't look real.
Speaker 1: He's just so big and gift.
Speaker 4: You know what, Maybe maybe maybe they just sent their
Speaker 4: biggest and best here, but back home it's just a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of like.
Speaker 2: I would be so upset if I was a little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like bro.
Speaker 5: Ship, but he's really just like five Nine's.
Speaker 2: Just like ship.
Speaker 1: So you you buy into this? How much are you now, like? Uh?
Speaker 4: Spreading this? This conspiracy? Is this like you sit down
Speaker 4: with friends and family and you announce hep, folks, I've
Speaker 4: got a new, a new perspective on things.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't spread it just because I haven't done the research.
Speaker 5: You know, my I just this is here. It's not
Speaker 5: just from Hotel Jesus. I've heard it from other people.
Speaker 5: But when he explained it, it made he made it
Speaker 5: make sense to me. Yeah, oh logically that makes sense.
Speaker 5: But just because something makes sense to you logically doesn't
Speaker 5: mean it's true.
Speaker 1: Nope, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I just found out that key limes are not kiwi
Speaker 4: and lime mixed together.
Speaker 2: Nigga.
Speaker 1: You thought that was yo yo. He doesn't know you're
Speaker 1: even saying dumb.
Speaker 2: Shoot on here.
Speaker 1: That was I really thought that that was. I never
Speaker 1: heard you say something stupid about.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty seven years old that Legit was like, was
Speaker 4: key lime because it's Kiwi and lime mush together. And
Speaker 4: then I found out that's just they're just limes and
Speaker 4: the keys.
Speaker 1: It's kate eu why Yeah. But but if you're dumb,
Speaker 1: you can piece together dumb though you're you're this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not proud to say. And it saysn't me bragging.
Speaker 1: Trump got us all fucked up.
Speaker 5: You actually thought like the key we had a dick.
Speaker 5: It was like, fuck that line or somebody exceeds.
Speaker 1: So they didn't take hany traits. It didn't look like
Speaker 1: a hairy nutsack nothing. It just looked like, al, we
Speaker 1: don't see what key limes look like. It's like they
Speaker 1: don't put it on the bottle. They see the pie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And if you look at
Speaker 4: that pie, it's a weird color for lime.
Speaker 1: It is a very light green. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So in my mind, I started with the pie and
Speaker 4: I presumed, and then eventually that flavor started to become
Speaker 4: ubiquitous in all things.
Speaker 1: But it started as pie baby.
Speaker 5: My question to you is how long did it take
Speaker 5: you along this path of thinking to just look it up?
Speaker 5: Like at one point when you thought that these two
Speaker 5: species came together, you said, let me just checked it.
Speaker 4: I got bad news for you. I never looked it up.
Speaker 4: I was so confident. And then I was so confident
Speaker 4: I said it to my father to his face, and
Speaker 4: then he said, what the fuck? What the and then
Speaker 4: we had a long talk about stupid about it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: My point is that you can.
Speaker 4: Create a logical progression that then eventually folds in on you.
Speaker 4: So I hear you when you say you don't share.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say also to that end, when
Speaker 1: black supremacy is involved, I've even more inclined to kind
Speaker 1: of not look it up.
Speaker 2: And just like hey, the oil man said.
Speaker 1: To the oil man, it's a good hustle man.
Speaker 4: So before we take a break, you and I think
Speaker 4: you were saying this earlier. You don't believe this information
Speaker 4: to be at all like threatening to the world.
Speaker 5: No, I just think it's almost like Trump saying I'm gonna,
Speaker 5: you know, release the the files of JLK and you know,
Speaker 5: m OK and stuff like that. I go, Okay, I
Speaker 5: think it just might add a little bit more clarity.
Speaker 5: But we're still here already. We still have to exist
Speaker 5: and live. That doesn't necessarily change anything, you know, whether
Speaker 5: we find out the government was behind it, which we
Speaker 5: know they were, you know, people now are just more
Speaker 5: aware that. Okay, maybe I maybe I should rethink. You know,
Speaker 5: these strong stances I take based off of something that
Speaker 5: I learned.
Speaker 1: In the school. That's also by the way, how you
Speaker 1: know Trump flies no flag. Yeah, he's like we did
Speaker 1: that ship.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you because he's like doing that's why you
Speaker 4: fuck with me, right, I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: I know nothing to do with that. You know, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even know MLK.
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with in shooting.
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. I wasn't there. Were looking deeply into it.
Speaker 1: Apparently he was shot. We don't know if he was shot.
Speaker 1: You know, he was into I was shot to shoot me,
Speaker 1: shot me here. I heard it coming. I guess this
Speaker 1: guy good near.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's the way I look at it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I look at it the exact same way. It's not
Speaker 5: gonna shift it the way. It's just gonna shift the
Speaker 5: way we think.
Speaker 4: Well, here's where I'll challenge you is that I do
Speaker 4: agree with you that in this moment, if they tell
Speaker 4: us that the CIA was behind the killing Martin Luther
Speaker 4: King Junior, nothing happened for us. But I do think
Speaker 4: if they would have found out in the years closer
Speaker 4: to that, it could have created a real like uprising
Speaker 4: in this country. And I wonder how much of the
Speaker 4: release of the information is timed in a way where
Speaker 4: they go like, oh, we've neutered them enough.
Speaker 1: To look like as opposed to it's Trump laying it out,
Speaker 1: it's like it was time to let this go.
Speaker 4: I'm saying that, like, if we found out today that
Speaker 4: Kamala did in fact win the election, that creates an
Speaker 4: actual uprising.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it immediate. Yeah, so immediate.
Speaker 4: But if we find out twenty years from now Kamala
Speaker 4: won the election, yeah, every body goes to work the
Speaker 4: way they always knew they will.
Speaker 5: All the players are getting gone, you know, all the
Speaker 5: you know, so it doesn't really affect them less.
Speaker 1: If we've moved on, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like except for your one friend who's radicalized to
Speaker 1: stop talking about it.
Speaker 4: Right, And so in that way, I guess that I
Speaker 4: that's where I see this as less of a threat
Speaker 4: than it probably is is because there's just been so
Speaker 4: much time that like people just go, yeah, what the
Speaker 4: fuck am I going to do about it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And I mean they're trying to get over our they're
Speaker 1: trying to have us get over our recent past. Why
Speaker 1: people be like slavery was two hundred years a fuck
Speaker 1: about five.
Speaker 5: Damn bro damn about those books.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I think that's why they don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck about what happened to the Native Americans is because
Speaker 4: they were like, bro, we didn't even have our system
Speaker 4: built yet. Yeah, we were just that was our That
Speaker 4: was some like oh ship, they weren't even cook in America.
Speaker 1: I think I think somewhere deep in their arts they
Speaker 1: do know how bad that was. Though. That's why they're
Speaker 1: so scared of immigrants now. It's like, you hit the
Speaker 1: craziest lick of all time. This ship was sweet, you
Speaker 1: stole this whole ship, and yeah, of course you're scared
Speaker 1: people are gonna come over and get it, because like
Speaker 1: I think about that sometimes it's like that's why they're
Speaker 1: so worried about keeping their way of life. They're like,
Speaker 1: we committed a crazy like, why would you not try
Speaker 1: to keep these resources? I can't fold on none of it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I got to stand on it. I got
Speaker 2: we we stole this ship.
Speaker 1: Kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a power thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: No one like no one, No one wants to give
Speaker 5: up how much power they have. You know, So when
Speaker 5: I hear when I see certain things happening, and I go,
Speaker 5: I go, you know, like, oh, so many white folks
Speaker 5: doing this, white folks doing that, And I go, if
Speaker 5: I was in power, I wouldn't want to give that
Speaker 5: shit up either, So what's your what's what you're you
Speaker 5: gonna do about it?
Speaker 1: And also because I want to take it like I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not trying.
Speaker 1: To, Like I don't know if anybody's looking for equality, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like for equality. I just want to. I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to pass you.
Speaker 5: And then it's like, well I wants to pass you,
Speaker 5: wants to pass you, and I feel like that, you know,
Speaker 5: it's difficult, it will be difficult to come by. I'm
Speaker 5: not one hundred percent sure we'll see a completely equal
Speaker 5: society in my lifetime.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's it's always going to be uh, it's always gonna
Speaker 5: be off balance, you know what I mean. That's just
Speaker 5: how it is strong enough thing where no one wants
Speaker 5: to give that ship up.
Speaker 1: Keep talking like that, Olivia is gonna cut your mic.
Speaker 2: I want it to be.
Speaker 5: I want everybody to say Kumbaya and just be like, yo,
Speaker 5: I rock with you or with you?
Speaker 1: A what do you do? I can I can learn
Speaker 1: from you? Can you learn from me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man, let's build that'd be that'd be great. But then
Speaker 5: how do you? But then how do I? How do
Speaker 5: I have a better car than.
Speaker 1: The sage? And also systemically, we need an underclass for
Speaker 1: this whole to work.
Speaker 4: And I and I think we, I think we've created
Speaker 4: so many hierarchical systems that even if we were to
Speaker 4: unpack it via rate, we would still have it about height,
Speaker 4: we would still have it about weight, we would still
Speaker 4: have it.
Speaker 1: About cars and jewelry.
Speaker 4: And so it would require too many things to unpack
Speaker 4: to actually get to some truly egalitarian place of joy
Speaker 4: and peace.
Speaker 1: So what point does that do we do we take
Speaker 1: the idea of that's just the nature of the man
Speaker 1: and we get busy, how we get busy or is
Speaker 1: it like something that could be worked up to. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that's I don't have an answer to that.
Speaker 1: I was watching Silo.
Speaker 4: I don't know if y'all watching at all, but one
Speaker 4: of the things that this isn't a spoiler for the show,
Speaker 4: but it's humanity lives in a silo now and the
Speaker 4: world in theory is poison and that is how.
Speaker 1: They understand the world. The same as that video game.
Speaker 4: Hey man, I'm just I don't know, probably got the
Speaker 4: rights to it, I know what that.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: Fallout's a different show but very similar.
Speaker 1: They're in bunkers.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but Silo they legit think they can't even
Speaker 4: go outside. I think with with with Fallout, they know
Speaker 4: they could go outside. It's just fucked up up there, right.
Speaker 4: But anyway, with Silo, one of the things the principles
Speaker 4: of like their existence inside the silo is them going,
Speaker 4: we don't know how we got here, we don't know
Speaker 4: who built this silo. We know we can't or that
Speaker 4: outside is dangerous and someday we can go back outside
Speaker 4: but today, ain't that day. That's like their doctrine. And
Speaker 4: I was thinking, I said it to my wife. I
Speaker 4: was like, that's kind of cold to just restart a
Speaker 4: society and be like, ain't no history, history don't exist.
Speaker 4: We in here, get it, get it, get in all right.
Speaker 4: We need to take a break. Ye take a break,
Speaker 4: and when we come back, we'll be back with more
Speaker 4: and more and Morris more.
Speaker 1: Ma.
Speaker 2: Mama told me.
Speaker 4: Lamar, and I did a little bit of research on
Speaker 4: your conspiracy that I would love to unpack with you.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that I don't know shit. I'm you
Speaker 4: heard the key Lime comment. Not a learned man, but
Speaker 4: I did google a lot of things and I want
Speaker 4: to run them your way. So agreed, disagree, let's figure
Speaker 4: it out together. There are some people who claim that
Speaker 4: black people actually existed in America thousands of years before
Speaker 4: white people came to this country. Those same people, and
Speaker 4: some of them more extreme than others, But those same
Speaker 4: people also claim that Africans were the ones who originated
Speaker 4: in America, that we are, in fact the indigenous group
Speaker 4: of America more than fifty thousand years ago, and that
Speaker 4: the Mongols came over from a different like after a
Speaker 4: different era, any different sort of pathway, and then ended
Speaker 4: up crossbreeding with us, thus creating what we now understand
Speaker 4: to be Native Americans. That is the hotep literature interpretation
Speaker 4: of our current American makeup. So in theory, that's that's
Speaker 4: how black people started in this country. Now, a plenty
Speaker 4: of white googling will tell you that that is completely false. Yes,
Speaker 4: the white man's history will say, that's completely false that
Speaker 4: Native Americans were here first. Now they admit that sort of,
Speaker 4: but they certainly don't say that black people were first.
Speaker 4: They say that the first black people, however, got here
Speaker 4: in the early fifteen hundreds, which if you are in
Speaker 4: fact a historian, you know, Christopher Columbus claimed to have
Speaker 4: gotten to America in fourteen ninety two, but never actually
Speaker 4: got to America ever in his lifetime.
Speaker 2: The Caribbean.
Speaker 4: You only made it to the Caribbean, and he went
Speaker 4: back like three times and beat the shit out of
Speaker 4: them every single time he came.
Speaker 1: But he did say, he said, when he came here,
Speaker 1: he met black people.
Speaker 4: Right, because they already existed in the Caribbean, because we
Speaker 4: had been here, because we had been here, and that's
Speaker 4: the thing we were talking about earlier with uh, the
Speaker 4: African the Mali tribe had already made touch in the Caribbean,
Speaker 4: leaving behind those spearheads that ultimately became the weapon of
Speaker 4: choice for the native Caribbean people.
Speaker 1: Had it, boy man, damn, it would have been a
Speaker 1: good time to be dark. You would have been. You
Speaker 1: might have been life scanned for back then.
Speaker 5: Yea better than us unseen at night, better than us.
Speaker 1: I would, I would, I would, I would not.
Speaker 2: That would be crazy. That's probably the best time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But all that said, if and there the again,
Speaker 4: the white man's history tells that the earliest black African
Speaker 4: person came to America in fifteen oh one, Columbus doesn't.
Speaker 4: In fact, you're here in fourteen ninety two, which does
Speaker 4: mean that as far as people who sort of colonized
Speaker 4: America or sort of like introduced themselves to America, black
Speaker 4: people did precede white people.
Speaker 1: The original colonizers, settlers or whatever settlers.
Speaker 4: Was it already called America then no, it didn't have
Speaker 4: certainly an American an English name Africa to.
Speaker 5: Africa.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the tricky part though, is that will never know,
Speaker 1: We'll never know.
Speaker 5: You know, they're going to say one thing, other folks
Speaker 5: are going to say one thing, and then you know,
Speaker 5: it's just left up to.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 5: That's why I believe that even if it did come
Speaker 5: out as fact, that's will actually happen because it doesn't
Speaker 5: change the state in which we're in today.
Speaker 2: You know, what.
Speaker 4: Would people even do about it? Are Are you going
Speaker 4: to give up your home?
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. Yeah, No one's gonna give up like
Speaker 1: you shouldn't.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't give up your house because because of what happens.
Speaker 1: Nothing that happened before they erected this system is going
Speaker 1: to make any change in the system. Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: would be nice to know. It would be nice to
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 4: It would feel good. Yeah, there are people I'll tell
Speaker 4: you guys this. They're there, and I'm sure you're familiar.
Speaker 4: The Moorish Americans are familiar.
Speaker 1: More is that the uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well so they they do expand into that. Yes,
Speaker 4: the more the Moors where the funny hats, absolutely, but
Speaker 4: the Moreish American there are temple There are organizations inside
Speaker 4: of the Moors that believe in sovereignty. And part of
Speaker 4: the reason they believe in sovereignty is they believe that
Speaker 4: black people's, or rather white people's ownership in this country
Speaker 4: is completely falsified. That like they they basically usurped it
Speaker 4: a bunch of land from us that wasn't ever supposed
Speaker 4: to happen in the Louisiana purchase. That like, we in
Speaker 4: fact were the ones that were old land in the
Speaker 4: Louisiana purchase.
Speaker 1: And then they just like, oh, like are they're saying
Speaker 1: that the Louisiana purchase was not from the Native Americans
Speaker 1: as we see it, they were negotiating a bye from
Speaker 1: black people. I think they're either way, the deal was bad, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that deal was. It was like only the Asians I
Speaker 1: think got the worst deal in like, yeah, no, it
Speaker 1: sucks for sure.
Speaker 4: But but they're saying, like, yo, we were supposed to
Speaker 4: be the victors in the Louisiana purchase and instead white
Speaker 4: people took all.
Speaker 1: The land, so we were supposed to trick the Natives.
Speaker 2: I don't love that.
Speaker 1: Again, that's still we were supposed to be the devil.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be black devil. What the fuck we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be calling them uns they were?
Speaker 4: Now there's no real evidence of this claim, obviously, but
Speaker 4: it is it feels possible, at least to me, that
Speaker 4: like the total American footprint would be much more complicated
Speaker 4: than what's being presented. That this was just a country
Speaker 4: completely filled with Native American people and nothing else until
Speaker 4: white people arrived makes no sense to me.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing is, like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it would make me feel better because just that idea
Speaker 1: is complicated enough to me. That there was full of
Speaker 1: Native Americans and you came and killed them and put
Speaker 1: them on resident that's already terrible. I don't it doesn't
Speaker 1: whatever happened, you cleared.
Speaker 2: The shit out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, everybody they yeah, somebody.
Speaker 5: Clearly you can see someone conquered. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, which is the way shit was done back then.
Speaker 1: And I think the conquering the biggest conquering though South America.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: No, I mean Genghis Khan conquered the world.
Speaker 4: He like literally, I think there's some crazy number where
Speaker 4: like a heard of humanity is like genetically related to
Speaker 4: get Yeah.
Speaker 2: No he beat Will Will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, he was Will. You know that's impossible. Also, Also,
Speaker 5: I'm the same guy who believes in lizard people, so
Speaker 5: I we should have started with looking at all this
Speaker 5: like this, I go, ye, this is all one big
Speaker 5: mystery to me.
Speaker 4: I was getting lizard people vibes, but I didn't want
Speaker 4: to be rude. Really yeah, I mean he he really
Speaker 4: felt bought in from from a dude named Hotel Jesus.
Speaker 4: That oh that feels that's fair, Like you could play
Speaker 4: around with lizards's double eyelids and all that people.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, it's not even that. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not even that I believe it.
Speaker 5: I don't actually believe in that, but if I saw it,
Speaker 5: but if if someone presented that to be fact, I
Speaker 5: would go, like, this makes sense, yeah, because the truth
Speaker 5: is stranger than fiction. This world is so mysterious. There's
Speaker 5: so much uncovered things, so many the uncovered things that
Speaker 5: we have no idea of, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: And all the stuff that we do believe is a theory.
Speaker 5: So we go, ah, man, that's you know, what if
Speaker 5: what if something strange?
Speaker 1: When when people say the world is flat, I go,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna knock you for it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know it's round.
Speaker 2: I do think that one's stupid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's round, But I'm also not gonna
Speaker 5: be like you're due, Hey, believe what you want to believe.
Speaker 2: Man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: There's people out there that believe Michael Jordan's better than
Speaker 5: Lebron James. People are crazy. Oh wow, okay, people are crazy.
Speaker 2: You know they then.
Speaker 5: They just found a square like some sort of square,
Speaker 5: perfectly square structure on Mars.
Speaker 1: But the picture of it, and I go, when did
Speaker 1: that get there?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Like, how did that form? Did it form?
Speaker 2: Natural?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 1: You know? What the fuck?
Speaker 5: It could be that we've been around so damn long
Speaker 5: that this conversation has happened a billion times of history,
Speaker 5: Like who knows?
Speaker 4: I mean, that is the argument in the matrix, right,
Speaker 4: is that like we have restarted and ended civilization multiple times,
Speaker 4: that like we are not as unique as we think
Speaker 4: we are. All this ain't our first swing. That planets build,
Speaker 4: they die, and then we get another chance.
Speaker 1: That it's not even interesting, Like it's just we've been
Speaker 1: doing the same ship too, Like it changes a little bit,
Speaker 1: Like was it you who was telling me about how
Speaker 1: the Mayans had museums? No, damn, who was I talking
Speaker 1: to about the museums? Yeah, they had museums of ancient artifacts.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, this is like it's all
Speaker 1: been okay. I mean, I guess the internet's new, but
Speaker 1: the same We've been doing the same basic ship and
Speaker 1: then it gets to a point where it's on to
Speaker 1: because there's too many people in the breaks down. Here
Speaker 1: happened again? Probably fuck y'all niggas a bleak uh.
Speaker 5: With that being said, none of this is true. I'm
Speaker 5: not a scientist like I claim to be earlier in.
Speaker 1: I would still like to get booked for your shows.
Speaker 5: Most people would consider me ignorant. So if you okay
Speaker 5: with that, I would love to come and do your mind.
Speaker 5: I'm making my round these lives.
Speaker 1: Shout Jesus, here's what we need to do.
Speaker 4: We're gonna take one more break and then because I
Speaker 4: now am very excited that that you are a lizard
Speaker 4: person rising. You know what I mean, You're you're you're
Speaker 4: finding yourself inside of a lot of conspiracies.
Speaker 1: I actually have a number of other.
Speaker 4: Conspiracies related to black people and the origins of our understanding.
Speaker 1: Of the world that I want to run your way.
Speaker 4: This is very exciting. We're gonna take a break. We're
Speaker 4: gonna come back with more. Lamore Morris or my mama.
Speaker 8: Told me, how is my man supposed to schmeet his
Speaker 8: meet with this ship?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 8: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back, We're back with more.
Speaker 4: Morris was still talking about the possibility that that black
Speaker 4: people were here first. Now were it sounds sounds like
Speaker 4: we're all mostly bought into this premise. Now, let's talk
Speaker 4: a little bit about black people inventing Greek mythology. That
Speaker 4: is an argument that I've read, Uh watch videos of
Speaker 4: niggas claiming that we are Actually this is a Bobby
Speaker 4: hand it.
Speaker 1: Classic. It's one my man. But together, wait, that the
Speaker 1: idea of Greek mythology and all of all of its
Speaker 1: characters and players was invented by black people.
Speaker 4: Not only invented by black people, but that we are
Speaker 4: the source material for Greek mythology, that God, that black
Speaker 4: people were gods on this planet, and it is only
Speaker 4: through time and sort of the stealing of our essence.
Speaker 4: He claims that we gave it away to white people
Speaker 4: so that we could rebuild to something greater than God's.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he knows.
Speaker 4: He says, that's what we did, is that we gave
Speaker 4: it all the way so that we could become greater
Speaker 4: in the eventual future, but he claims that the Greek
Speaker 4: gods were just black people.
Speaker 1: We could throw.
Speaker 4: Lightning bolts and fucking you know, have full grown peace
Speaker 4: will come out of our puss.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard to a six seven nigga. Yes,
Speaker 1: big or Scotty or Scottie. That's Greek mythology. That's a
Speaker 1: tragedy if ever there was one.
Speaker 5: I would have won six championships without Michael Jordan's Okay, Scotty,
Speaker 5: he's a lizard person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: I would agree with that. I love Scott I'm from Chicago.
Speaker 4: Hey me took well part.
Speaker 2: Oh that didn't look like it?
Speaker 1: What that Chicago? I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: Chicago are here from the city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hunter first and Egleston okay, hell yeah? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I moved.
Speaker 5: I moved around a lot though. I ended up going
Speaker 5: to Week in high school. Yeah, Glenn Allen and went
Speaker 5: to college do Page, Yeah, I know Page, yea, I know.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Listen, man.
Speaker 5: They have a fine theater establishment, very very fine.
Speaker 1: Italian trying to get in onions Polish people.
Speaker 4: So so you hear that you're bought in, you believe this,
Speaker 4: You're you're open to this as a possibility.
Speaker 5: I can't say that I'm open to the idea that
Speaker 5: we were throwing lightning bolts, but the idea that.
Speaker 1: We we believed.
Speaker 5: In our power so much so that we felt like
Speaker 5: the supreme beings, you know what I mean, there's the
Speaker 5: idea that guys like that, now, I know, I mean,
Speaker 5: there's people like that with that kind of you know,
Speaker 5: I do you know I could do anything?
Speaker 2: God body?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but back, you know, there are certain things that
Speaker 5: we don't explore on a common scale here and and
Speaker 5: and in the world, which is like being being able
Speaker 5: to use sound to like move pyramids and things like that.
Speaker 5: Those are apparently I'm just saying, apparently they had that.
Speaker 1: They possessed that power.
Speaker 5: They can use the elements that they could use one
Speaker 5: hundred percent of their brains to control things and manipulate
Speaker 5: weather and do all this stuff. Right, so I could.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be shocked if that was a real thing.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be shocked. It's just so far fetched because
Speaker 5: there was no there's no evidence of that.
Speaker 4: Sure, you know what I mean, completely completely disconnected from
Speaker 4: our lived experience in a way that you couldn't beginning
Speaker 4: to prove it even if you wanted to.
Speaker 5: Because there's no way that people back then were able
Speaker 5: to like fly and you know, do all these things
Speaker 5: when I can barely touch backboards.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I do believe that it
Speaker 1: was a dude telling the story who said that though
Speaker 1: I was keiding a start throwing bitch strong as one
Speaker 1: of my sons me.
Speaker 2: Strong, I'm just trying to finish your cup, picked dog.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm not. I'm not completely body. You're not
Speaker 1: completely bought in on that now.
Speaker 4: Now, what I will also say is is another thing
Speaker 4: that bobby him. It claims is that black people originally
Speaker 4: settled Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia, and that Stalin did not,
Speaker 4: in fact killed twenty million people because his nation would
Speaker 4: have turned against him, but instead he did ethnic cleansing
Speaker 4: in Russia and basically eliminated remaining black population that like,
Speaker 4: we were the main folks in Russia, and then Stalin.
Speaker 1: Russia always been that cold.
Speaker 2: I think the whole that's too recent.
Speaker 1: That's too recent for that kind of I read it
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, man, that's you're being
Speaker 1: a wild yea, that's like that.
Speaker 5: And that's the thing with like when when history is
Speaker 5: so recent, it's not necessarily theoretical, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's like, Okay, well there is footage, or there might
Speaker 5: be books, there might be photographs, you know, and and
Speaker 5: and you know people telling the tale that are still around,
Speaker 5: that are still either ancestrs.
Speaker 1: Then that's more believable.
Speaker 4: The game of telephone hasn't even gotten long enough for
Speaker 4: you to put.
Speaker 1: In something silly. That being said, there's already Holocaust iers.
Speaker 1: That's true, you know what I'm saying. That's like, that's
Speaker 1: like they're like like especially with the way things are
Speaker 1: working now, and you see, like I'm speaking more just
Speaker 1: specific Americans, you see how the misinformation goes. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: There's there's people who, via the media that they intake here,
Speaker 1: are on a completely different narrative of things that are happening.
Speaker 1: QAnon is people believe that shit, and that's that's real time.
Speaker 1: I guess I wonder how many people genuinely are Holocaust
Speaker 1: deniers and how many A small amount. It's probably a
Speaker 1: very tiny amount and a lot of bad actors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. It's not that I don't think that
Speaker 4: they're denying. I don't think anybody is legitimately denying the
Speaker 4: death the deaths. I think what they deny is who
Speaker 4: made up the deaths and why they did it.
Speaker 1: I don't think they try to deny like the magnitude.
Speaker 4: And that's what I mean is like I think they'll say, like,
Speaker 4: all right, it happened, but it wasn't six million people.
Speaker 1: It was four point eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it happened, but it wasn't Jews exclusively they
Speaker 4: were getting They were doing this and like I saw
Speaker 4: a video the other day of a dude being like
Speaker 4: the Holocaust happened because Hitler was trying to get rid
Speaker 4: of the gay culture that was invading Germany. It had nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like he was just he was wake up.
Speaker 1: He was doing the right thing. He was trying to
Speaker 1: get rid.
Speaker 7: Of the gayly Yo, homophobic people love to use like
Speaker 7: penetrative language for he's invading.
Speaker 5: Remember, I remember, what's the dude name you?
Speaker 2: That's one of our drops?
Speaker 1: Why are you?
Speaker 5: Who says that game?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 5: He just started following me on uh whoa.
Speaker 1: I felt like I made it.
Speaker 5: I was like, yo, that's awesome, Oh my god. He
Speaker 5: has a whole Instagram at cow he posts videos. He's
Speaker 5: you know, he's still.
Speaker 2: A lot of similar content.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just went because I think I want to say.
Speaker 1: You're looking at his distagram.
Speaker 5: He has videos with gay people and like trans people
Speaker 5: where he's like making fun of himself.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's like aware now that maybe that was stupid.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what I mean, you know, and then
Speaker 5: that and that now he's come to terms with the
Speaker 5: idea that he is the most memorable person.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I can buy the merch Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: I think I ever bought the merch early on somebody
Speaker 1: and it didn't go well. The merchant man that niggah
Speaker 1: like POGs. It was just pandemic. I was in the
Speaker 1: crib and he had merchant. It was so funny. Then
Speaker 1: but then I bought, bro, this is actually crazy. I
Speaker 1: bought the shirt and uh, it was a shirt. It
Speaker 1: was a picture of the guy. It's it's said pognation
Speaker 1: on it, which I'm not that's not even if it's
Speaker 1: anation on it, and then it said Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: You done.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is the funniest shirt. I
Speaker 1: bought it during pandemic. And then uh, one day my
Speaker 1: friend called me and he was like it was like
Speaker 1: it was like seven in the morning. He's like, I
Speaker 1: have to come over. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 1: And I thought he's gonna tell me something cool about
Speaker 1: his career or something like that. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me put on this funny T shirt. And he
Speaker 1: comes over and he's like, my mom died, who was
Speaker 1: like a mother to be And I'm like crying. And
Speaker 1: then I get up and I was like, I wasn't
Speaker 1: worth the shirts. Had to say, I'm telling no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got this. I got the shirt too early. Man,
Speaker 1: that guy never became self away. And then it was
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 4: A happened while wearing the worst shirt.
Speaker 1: And then now like when we were moving, my girl's like,
Speaker 1: I hate that shirt, and I'm like I have to
Speaker 1: keep that. I understand you hate everything about it. There's
Speaker 1: nothing on this shirt you like, right. But I'm proud
Speaker 1: of a friend. Uh the radio.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, boxing announcer dude is he's been on
Speaker 5: my podcast before. But he's like a great friend of mine. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's but he's also one of the funniest people who's
Speaker 5: not a comedian, Like he's so funny. Uh, I mean
Speaker 5: he's surrounded by comedians Chappelle's his best friend like these
Speaker 5: you know, he's surrounded by this comedy. But he When
Speaker 5: my daughter was born, I had like a like a
Speaker 5: like a little party at the house. My daughter's here,
Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah. This nigga brings me a gift
Speaker 5: is the shirt they said, you are not the fuck.
Speaker 1: Are the worst person?
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just gonna throw a little doubt in there.
Speaker 1: Put that on that A weird time, I know, very
Speaker 1: awkward times.
Speaker 5: My daughter's getting on my nerves, but she gets much
Speaker 5: older when she's like eighteen.
Speaker 1: And you know about me, no more. Put that's sure
Speaker 1: not this. I got it on the show, A little
Speaker 1: show I did it called if You Nasty? So you're
Speaker 1: you're not bought in on this settling of Ireland France.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, bro, Sometimes it's like we don't have
Speaker 1: to have not everything has to be us. There's other people.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, It's fine if we like
Speaker 1: that doesn't detract from us that we didn't. Okay, Bosnia
Speaker 1: is not ours. I think we'll be okay, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't think sometimes Now that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I think sometimes it's like easy. It becomes
Speaker 1: this thing, especially when a section of your history is taken,
Speaker 1: that you want to glom onto anything that has some
Speaker 1: sort of validity in the way that like the Western
Speaker 1: world that a France does or Russia does. But it's like,
Speaker 1: we don't even bro We got like like why do
Speaker 1: you hate Africa much? But what see, this is what
Speaker 1: I like the way you play laburn Vic. But what
Speaker 1: is if we if we ran all of it? What
Speaker 1: if we were what.
Speaker 4: What if niggas are the equivalent of people that you
Speaker 4: argued with?
Speaker 1: And then they go so.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean, It's like, well, okay, you
Speaker 6: don't do everything.
Speaker 4: So so it's like, well all right, well fine, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? You a bitch?
Speaker 1: So so all right, fine. So I mean I'm just
Speaker 1: saying what if I don't I don't believe it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but again I also just said that I wouldn't
Speaker 5: be shocked if there were lizard people, so that is
Speaker 5: not far fetched.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're deep waters deep water.
Speaker 4: He goes on to say, as it relates to the is,
Speaker 4: he says that the allegory of Saint Patrick running all
Speaker 4: those snakes out of Ireland is actually a reference to
Speaker 4: st to snake.
Speaker 5: People, the folks, black snakes, Yeah, Ireland, And he says,
Speaker 5: the river dances black.
Speaker 1: I could see it's very similar to the Krip walk. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: It reminded me of Footworking.
Speaker 5: Boy.
Speaker 2: You got famous off that ship.
Speaker 1: Remember him on Footworking? No nobody the Lord.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he got in some trouble.
Speaker 1: He was the Lord of.
Speaker 2: Damn heroes. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: I don't think he ended up too good.
Speaker 5: But so so so so river dances black folks, black
Speaker 5: folks started, That's.
Speaker 4: What Bobby him says, Yeah, kind of like that part.
Speaker 2: You like that part.
Speaker 1: You're willing to buy into that, but not us. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I like that part better than I like
Speaker 1: the other parts of this. It's your favorite part of
Speaker 1: the story. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, you feel the same.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It could be true, because you know, niggas love to dance.
Speaker 5: We be dancing, We be the best at it.
Speaker 1: That's the Koreans coming up.
Speaker 5: Man. You don't think everybody's gifted at something and it's
Speaker 5: just with the with the new like you you'll say, oh,
Speaker 5: you know, black folks are gifted at you know, athletically this,
Speaker 5: or they'll say, you know, the stereotypes, we can we
Speaker 5: can hoop and we can do all these And I
Speaker 5: just go with the new, with the way we have
Speaker 5: we taken information due to the Internet, you know, and
Speaker 5: everyone's sharing cultural ideas from across the world. You know,
Speaker 5: you're seeing more and more Europeans who are busting our
Speaker 5: ass in basketball. See Asians dancing dancing circles around us.
Speaker 1: You used to be two guys, used to be two
Speaker 1: European guys. It was if PETRIVICKI but shrimp. But now
Speaker 1: you get I mean, come on now.
Speaker 4: Joker is like, yeah, yeah, they're going to invent a
Speaker 4: new sport and keep us out.
Speaker 1: That's the worry. What are we gonna do with I
Speaker 1: think they tried with pickleball. Pickleball is not athletic, though.
Speaker 4: I think they thought they could start there and maybe
Speaker 4: it would catch on so well that it would like
Speaker 4: become this full on earthing. I think that's also why
Speaker 4: we keep hearing like the NBA numbers are down, Like
Speaker 4: I think they're really trying to pivot off of our ship.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I believe so well.
Speaker 5: You know, you think about how global the NBA is becoming,
Speaker 5: and you talk about all the different regions in which
Speaker 5: they're trying to push teams or expand the league. You know,
Speaker 5: Lebron is pushing for a Vegas team, but more likely
Speaker 5: that won't happen. More likely they'll get a team in London,
Speaker 5: you know what.
Speaker 1: I mean, a European.
Speaker 5: They're going to start the European sector of the NBA
Speaker 5: before they start, you know, and like I mean.
Speaker 1: If they get basketball hooligans over there, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: it'll be so mad about bascular skiball firms.
Speaker 4: It's gonna get crazy because it's like that golf league
Speaker 4: that they started, Yeah, Yeah, the one that that that
Speaker 4: like you basically ate the p g A just because
Speaker 4: they were like, no, we're gonna do it over youre
Speaker 4: talking about, yeah, where they were like no, we're just
Speaker 4: gonna do it bigger, better and pay them more. And
Speaker 4: then everybody was like, yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
Speaker 4: I don't give a funk about these green jackets.
Speaker 5: Talking about conspiracy theories. Yeah, let's let's just talk about
Speaker 5: it for a second. The biggest conspiracy theorist on the
Speaker 5: planet Earth is who would I was like Alex Jones
Speaker 5: a famously famously you know frogs.
Speaker 1: He had something he said something about he goes. I
Speaker 1: just got word. I just got word from a really
Speaker 1: good source or inside source. Lebron James is selling off
Speaker 1: all his property.
Speaker 5: He selling these properties moving to uh, He's moving to
Speaker 5: uh Europe, And people.
Speaker 1: Were like, why is he doing that?
Speaker 5: Then it comes out allegedly that Maverick Carter and all
Speaker 5: these different folks are putting together. They're raising a fun
Speaker 5: five point something billion dollars to start a European league.
Speaker 2: Bro, well, that's so bad.
Speaker 1: Once pop culture leaves here, we're cooked, you know that, right,
Speaker 1: Once our pop culture's.
Speaker 2: Credit is up.
Speaker 1: It's it's so because you don't want pop culture? Are
Speaker 1: all we have left? Yeah, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: here if it isn't for that whole right, because because
Speaker 1: those people over there they like our pop culture. But
Speaker 1: that's because they never been to Kansas City. That's not
Speaker 1: that crazy, but like they've never been to Indiana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can all agree.
Speaker 4: That's the whole little area.
Speaker 2: No thing.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, you guys want to footwork, We don't care
Speaker 1: and that's gonna and I worry what that's going to
Speaker 1: do to us as a people, specifically if our pop
Speaker 1: culture cache runs out and we do not, and we
Speaker 1: have invested so heavily in that. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's I think it's a chance to pivot in a
Speaker 1: positive point, but it seems like it could be like difficult.
Speaker 4: I think that's why Black people have such a hard
Speaker 4: time with appropriation in the first place. It is that
Speaker 4: we are watching our last true recognized value be usurped
Speaker 4: by someone else, like European again, like bro no, I
Speaker 4: invented that ship, and then they go, well, anybody could
Speaker 4: invented it from anywhere, and that drives.
Speaker 5: But also but I also think there is I think
Speaker 5: there's a movement towards the opposite side of that again
Speaker 5: with information, with new there's people who who don't subscribe
Speaker 5: to that, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 5: They're like, they're like, that's cool, but that's not all
Speaker 5: the black folks, you know what I mean. There's black
Speaker 5: folks are doing all kinds of stuff all over our country.
Speaker 5: And so you know, if if it is a for
Speaker 5: me us, you know, our currency shouldn't be on only
Speaker 5: in that you all all and if and if, like
Speaker 5: you said, if it does, if it is an eye
Speaker 5: opening thing for black folks to go. You know what,
Speaker 5: let me explore all of my talents more than you know,
Speaker 5: how cool I look. Let me explore everything because.
Speaker 2: We can keep fast as well.
Speaker 5: Though I don't think that's oh yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's true, that that will always stay we stay cool.
Speaker 1: But we also learned there's so much ship we know
Speaker 1: how to do. You know what I mean? But the
Speaker 1: rocket ship exactly, Yeah, I got you exactly.
Speaker 4: Rocket science, you got it.
Speaker 1: I think we did it. I think yeah, if we
Speaker 1: keep going, this guy's out of his mind. I think
Speaker 1: we solved some things. I think we did too.
Speaker 4: I genuinely think what if nothing else we all seem
Speaker 4: to have landed on. History does not start stop where
Speaker 4: the history books have told us, and certainly cannot be
Speaker 4: trusted to remain in the hands of the people that
Speaker 4: gave it to us in the first place. It is
Speaker 4: a shared history and everybody should be contributing to the
Speaker 4: larger conversation, even if it's not written down the way
Speaker 4: we thought.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: I want to tell the people where they can find you.
Speaker 4: What cool shit you got going on?
Speaker 5: Oh man, you can find you can just go to
Speaker 5: my ig you know at lamarn L A, M O,
Speaker 5: R and E. I updated all the time. My podcast
Speaker 5: is called the The Morning After Podcast. Also, I have one
Speaker 5: for the New Girl fans out there called The Mess
Speaker 5: Around with Myself and had a simone, so you can
Speaker 5: find me there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Saturday Night just came out on Netflix, so you know,
Speaker 5: makes you check that out. Also, you know, just I'm
Speaker 5: currently in production on a show called Spider Noir. Let's
Speaker 5: go with Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can't talk more about it, but you know when
Speaker 5: it comes out, please make.
Speaker 1: Sure you check it out. I'm excited. Yeah man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you know you find me everywhere. I'm outside.
Speaker 1: I'm literally outside all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We keep saying Lamore get in the house, and he said, no,
Speaker 4: I can't find it.
Speaker 1: This stuff makes me Boy, what you got you can
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Speaker 1: getting no kind of trouble.
Speaker 2: You ain't gotta worry about Old Dade now.
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Speaker 2: It's real good moving right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, You're always funny, but you feel an
Speaker 4: extra funny right.
Speaker 1: I feel like I am better than I was the
Speaker 1: last special.
Speaker 5: Like said, I feel like I am better than you.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I would have hated it, but I
Speaker 1: would have thought about it alone. That would have been
Speaker 1: my whole car right home? Did that? Nigga means I
Speaker 1: didn't say that to me.
Speaker 2: Art's not comparative. Except for you bumm ass stand ups
Speaker 2: out there. You know where you are, You suck.
Speaker 4: You can follow me at Langston Herman on all social
Speaker 4: media platforms March twenty ninth through the thirty first. You
Speaker 4: can also see me at the Vermont Comedy Club and
Speaker 4: if you want to send us your own drops. Are
Speaker 4: we doing March dates? Can I do it too?
Speaker 2: I got too much hid?
Speaker 1: March first, you can see me at the Carco Theater
Speaker 1: and Rent in Washington next to Seattle. March fourteenth, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be at the Comedy Commonwealth in Cincinnati. In
Speaker 1: March fifteenth, I'm gonna be at the Comedy Corner Underground
Speaker 1: in Minneapolis.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, And if you want to send us your
Speaker 4: own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to
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Speaker 3: The governments, my grown chips and your names. All Kuala
Speaker 3: bears are racist. The host layers host the money, our ships.
Speaker 1: Man Turney.
Speaker 3: Stuff you can't tell me