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Speaker 1: I'm hello. This is James. Hey James, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Who's this? Well, you don't know me, but

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy who's been taking your lunches out of

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Speaker 1: the work refrigerator. What's up, buddy? Uh, this is a joke. No,

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Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I'm the dude that's been

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Speaker 1: taking all your food. No. I also rhyme occasionally. That's

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Speaker 1: a good rhyme, wasn't it. Yeah? That was good? No?

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Speaker 1: That seriously, man, did Eric put you up to this? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know Eric. I'm one hundred percent serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy that's been taking your food. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: if you were actually the ones doing my lunches, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't call me up asking question. All right, I'll prove

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Speaker 1: it to you. Then. How about two days ago you

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Speaker 1: had some lasagna and then last week it was roast

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Speaker 1: turkey and mashed potatoes. Are you serious? Yeah? I told

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Speaker 1: you I'm the guy and actually the guy who's been

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Speaker 1: stealing my lunches guilty as charged, my friend? Why why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because somebody gets a little hungrys from time to time

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Speaker 1: to just go around sealing peoples lunches to piss them off. No,

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Speaker 1: not people's, not people's, just yours. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I just told you I get hungry. Yeah, me too,

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Speaker 1: So stop taking other people's food. Go get your own food. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to actually

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Speaker 1: get my own food here. Okay. I asked around the office,

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Speaker 1: right and ask some people about you, and they said

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Speaker 1: you're married. Yeah, why is that your business? Do you

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Speaker 1: want to steal my wife too? No? No, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to steal your wife. But I'm assuming she helps

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Speaker 1: make your meals. I don't know any dudes who cook

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Speaker 1: that good. Okay, man, what's the what's your point? Well,

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Speaker 1: the reason why I'm calling you is to bypass the middleman. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What I'm thinking is I can just start paying your

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Speaker 1: wife to cook my lunches from now on. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a great idea. So every day when you get

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Speaker 1: in at eight thirty, you can bring my meal with

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Speaker 1: yours and just no, there's no way. She's a she's

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Speaker 1: not a caterer. I's not gonna make your lunches for you.

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Speaker 1: She's already making yours, and I'm gonna take yours anyway,

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Speaker 1: So why not make some cash by just making another meal?

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Speaker 1: Put a green? Who are you? Who are you? When

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Speaker 1: I find you, you're gonna get fired. I can go

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Speaker 1: to HR who just fire you for like this is

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Speaker 1: completely disrespectful, completely unprofessional, Like who does well? I think

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Speaker 1: it's completely unprofessional for your wife not to go into

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Speaker 1: business and start making my lunches. She could make some money.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand what I'm doing. This is the dumbest

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Speaker 1: conversation I've ever had, and you're gonna lose your job. Well,

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Speaker 1: I agree with you. It's a dumb conversation because that

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Speaker 1: just means your lunches are gonna keep getting stolen if

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Speaker 1: she doesn't make me a lunch. You know what, I

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Speaker 1: keep taking them because I'm gonna bring sandwiches to work.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it between two slices of bread, put

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Speaker 1: it in the refrigerator and wait for you to take them. Really,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm glad you think this is so funny,

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Speaker 1: but you're not gonna keep taking people stuff. This is

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Speaker 1: not gonna happen again. Okay, No, it's definitely not. Because

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Speaker 1: I don't want to eat one of those sandwiches. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you really don't, but there's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a sandwiching. No, I just mean that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. I'm not actually taking your lunches. This

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Speaker 1: is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your wife Sarah set you up?

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Speaker 1: What who is this? It's a joke. My name is Jewbil.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Sarah set you up. She wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you. Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your wife says that you've been complaining about somebody stealing

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Speaker 1: your lunch? Did you how did you even know? She

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Speaker 1: told me that she made you and what got taken.

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Speaker 1: But also, I think you found a solution to your problem. Man,

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Speaker 1: she started making those sandwiches. I didn't know what else

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Speaker 1: to say. He pushed me to my limit. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take a grap of a sandwich. Wake up every morning

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