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Speaker 1: Happy Monday, man, I sent stuff files to your wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, let me tell you. She texted me this

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Speaker 1: morning and she was like, hey, do you know if

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I think I did. And

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Speaker 1: she goes, okay, I'm gonna ask Ray for some air checks,

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Speaker 1: and literally she texted me five minutes later she goes,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I just opened my email and Ray

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Speaker 1: sent air checks before I even asked for them.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking the exact same wave link as your

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Speaker 2: wife at the exact same moment.

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Speaker 1: Man, you guys should have married each other. Man, you

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Speaker 1: guys are awesome. You guys are so great. You're sitting

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Speaker 1: on the say you think alike like two peas in

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Speaker 1: a pod. Know what these are? They're not two peas

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Speaker 1: and they're not two pods. What are they? No idea? What?

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Speaker 1: Those are handwarmers. It's that damn cold in this place.

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Speaker 1: It's freezing. Those are electric handwarmers. That's for me, really cool.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, those are great, dude. She got them on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Those are great all day dude. Oh my gosh. They

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Speaker 1: look like the car the car fobs that you unlock

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Speaker 1: and unlock your car because I got handwarmers for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus had put them in the stockings, and they're

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Speaker 1: the ones you heat up in the microwave, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: so these are great for about two minutes, and then

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Speaker 1: when you're somewhere, how do you reheat them?

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Speaker 2: Dicks, They're those ones that only last for ten hours?

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Speaker 1: No, no, these are like little bean bags, like you're

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Speaker 1: playing cornhole. But you put them in the microwave, you

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Speaker 1: have them in your pocket. But I'm like, well, so

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Speaker 1: when I go to a football game and I'm standing

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Speaker 1: I was so cold at work. I went to Dicks

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Speaker 1: and they had they got me.

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Speaker 2: On the way out, it said twenty heater pockets pads

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Speaker 2: for your pockets for ten bucks, and I said, screw it,

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a bulk bag.

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Bought the whole thing, and then a day later Abby

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Speaker 2: My toes right now are frozen, like absolutely frozen.

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Speaker 1: I try to find the thickest socks. I'm putting this

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Speaker 1: my gosh, this is amazing I put into my shoe.

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, it's fixed. No, it's freezing. It's freezing

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Speaker 1: in the studios now. And I try to find the

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Speaker 1: thickest socks every day, and every day it's a different

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Speaker 1: when you get down to the bare minimum, it's like, God,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the freaking thinness socks. I should wear two

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Speaker 2: Me and Abby started wearing double socks.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I talk about me and Abby all the time, not

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Speaker 2: like to make Arnold mad, but we work in the

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Speaker 2: same room and now our temperature has mirrored you guys,

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Speaker 2: and then we also have the hallway air.

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Speaker 1: It's brutal. I don't know why you guys don't close

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Speaker 2: I've I haven't been reminded of my job at the

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Speaker 2: lumber mill, and sometime it's been twenty years. We would

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Speaker 2: and it was the cleanest spot in the entire lumber

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this whole machine looks great. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: But now in this building being cold, it reminds me

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Speaker 2: Ray. They look over the moat.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a moat.

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Speaker 2: We always have stuff to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Oh we got some stuff to talk about football. Basketball.

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Speaker 1: That was from McAfee baseball. Dang it. Sorry that Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. All right, we're gonna do it live

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Speaker 1: we Oh the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. Saw

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Speaker 1: I give it the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius. What if, y'all? It

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Speaker 1: says and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I live on the north side of Nashville. The Broadway Girl,

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Speaker 1: white picket fence. It's finally up in the fifties. I

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Speaker 1: thought about golfing in my backyard. Some dumbasses were actually

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Speaker 2: I do a little cut through and sometimes I go

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Speaker 1: Whatever the crap it's called.

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Speaker 2: Guys, Why why are we golfing when it's thirty six.

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Speaker 2: Don't ruin the greens, ruin the fairways. Just let it

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Speaker 2: get into the forties, fifties. Stop being addicted, do porn, nicotine, smack,

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Speaker 1: Just don't be addicted to golf because you're ruining our greens.

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Speaker 1: Over to you, man. I saw some dude the other day.

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Speaker 1: He was probably forty five fifty years old. It was

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Speaker 1: I mean I used to wear them in cross country

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Speaker 1: are the weirdest things ever? Do they really make me

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Speaker 1: go that much faster? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, now they're in style.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well this guy was wearing them, and when he

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Speaker 1: it's seven degrees, Like, hey, you don't look cool. You

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Speaker 1: look like a dumb ass. You're not tough, You're just

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Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. Like you're so stupid. I swear that.

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Speaker 2: When you and me were down downtown when we're scouting

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Speaker 2: out the venue for Coaches Convention, there's some shirtless dude

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Speaker 2: running through crowds of people. Guys, he wasn't going for

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Speaker 2: the run. He does that every time to show off

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Speaker 2: It's kind of how he gets his crank off.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was just so I might dude, do

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Speaker 1: you really And he was running with a friend and

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Speaker 1: his friend was all bundled up with hat and gloves

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Speaker 1: It's it's the extremities.

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Speaker 2: It's just like when you go in the plunge, you

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Speaker 2: wear a stocking cap and you wear gloves, but you

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Speaker 2: I hate to rip on him, but then say it

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Speaker 2: does check out.

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Speaker 1: No he I was just like whatever, But anyway, let's right.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand the warmth of the extremity.

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Speaker 1: No, I do understand because I hated it when my

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Speaker 1: ears were cold and when I play soccer or my

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Speaker 1: fingers and my toes absolutely miserable. You put gloves on,

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Speaker 1: your body, warms up immediately. Put a beanie on your

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Speaker 2: We went pheasant hunting, me and my brother got frostbite fingers.

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Speaker 2: Never went honting with my dad again. Oh, we were

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Speaker 2: in Iowa. It was negative twenty out. We had fingerless

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Speaker 2: the guns. Dude, My fingers were numb for weeks after that.

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Speaker 2: Whenever I had shampoo my hair, it was the worst

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Speaker 2: I may have gone hunting after that, but one of

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Speaker 2: the most miserable experiences.

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Speaker 1: Instead, we just went to.

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Speaker 2: the week and my dad go, you boy, sure you

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Speaker 2: don't want to come hunting? No, Dad, My fingers almost

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Speaker 2: fell off yesterday. I'm good, thanks.

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Speaker 1: So we just chilled. How did you get your fingers back?

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Speaker 1: And the feeling just came back eventually, Yeah, but in

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Speaker 1: I felt like the first couple of years we had kids,

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Speaker 1: that my kids were gonna lose their hands when it

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Speaker 1: would snow because I just gave them like regular mittens.

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Speaker 1: I didn't give them like snow mitten. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: just cave from the mitten. But I'm talking about cloth.

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Speaker 1: Like they weren't like snow. And we'd go out in

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Speaker 2: Take this tablecloth.

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Speaker 1: And I realized then that we should probably invest in

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Speaker 1: fingers hurt. My fingers hurt, And I'm like, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: it can't be that bad. And now I realized it

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and find the link online the warmest

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Speaker 2: gloves that I ever bought when we went to North Dakota.

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Speaker 2: As we went to the Tetons named after tits. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we went there, and not the Iceo tone.

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Speaker 1: I mean Webgorm Morgan from take this personally. She's been

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Speaker 1: and they were the warmest globs I've ever had.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna try and get them for you. They're like

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Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. You can get them for your kids stocking.

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Speaker 1: It'd be awesome.

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Speaker 2: So then they'll wear of the one time of year

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Speaker 2: it snows.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because we need that. And I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: about this weekend. Man, it was a big weekend for me.

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Speaker 1: It was my debut, my head coaching debut. You already

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Speaker 1: made your debut. No, I wasn't there though, that was it.

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Speaker 1: Though I know we won that game, and I was

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Speaker 1: not there. And so I show up to lead Team

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Speaker 1: Nashville two, our second game on Saturday morning at nine am,

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Speaker 1: and here we go. We park in the parking lot

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Speaker 1: and kids are dribbling their basketball on the way in

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Speaker 1: off the foot under a car. All right, hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me climb under the car and get it. I'm

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Speaker 1: climbing under this truck to get it.

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Speaker 2: Brief pause, Henny doesn't listen to this, so I don't

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Speaker 2: know if he knows English. Do you ever get your

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Speaker 2: kid those indoor basketballs?

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Speaker 1: Yes? They don't make sound? No? Oh, I have one

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Speaker 1: that makes sound. Yeah, regular basketball. No. No, I have

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Speaker 1: a little orange one that you hang on the back

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Speaker 1: of the door. But it's like palm size, but it

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Speaker 1: actually bounces and it makes noise.

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Speaker 2: I'll have to ask Eddie. He must have been the

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Speaker 2: one that got it. It's a soundless basketball. Who you

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Speaker 2: dribble it inside?

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Speaker 1: Who? Easy? Okay? Anyway, what the hell are you doing

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Speaker 1: digging in your pits.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm sorry, I'm just uncomfortable. I'm trying to get comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. So I get the ball out from under

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Speaker 1: the truck, you know what I mean for baby box two.

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Speaker 1: And then they keep dribbling it down the sidewalk and

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Speaker 1: they're yelling baskete Paul, basket ball, basket ball, and the

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Speaker 1: I'm scouting the other team. They all have professionally made jerseys.

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Speaker 1: Rich kids. They're the Clippers.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even have pennies for them. Yeah, and here's

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Speaker 1: What are they on the pitch, they're on the court.

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Speaker 1: They're on the back of the hardwood. Guard. Yeah, guard,

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Speaker 1: If you can just say, hey, guard twelve, they know

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Speaker 1: All right, cool, all right? So I thought maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: So I realized my kids don't really understand how to

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Speaker 1: down and their coach you would yell switch, switch, switch,

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Speaker 2: We could run that play with you, me and a

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Speaker 1: No, we couldn't. And he was, hey, John, damn it. Switch.

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Speaker 1: Yet I don't give a damn switch. So my team

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Speaker 1: I kept saying, hey, guys, go down there and get

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, and the rule is you're

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Speaker 1: and trap them, and they would steal the ball. Be swarm,

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Speaker 1: be swarm, d swarm, No, put on your bird. Ned.

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Speaker 1: We would cross mid court and that coach would yell,

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Speaker 1: And they would start going and our kids would run

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Speaker 1: Is exactly. He is screaming the entire time, just like

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Speaker 1: not laugh? I was just like, man, what did I miss? Something? Is?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Dude? Do my kids got old quick?

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Speaker 1: What is his middle school basketball? I was like, holy

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know. Did you yell though ever about

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Speaker 1: I'm just like I got a good job. Try to

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Speaker 1: these go go go run run run run, get on

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Speaker 1: the floor, get on the foe, Get the ball, Get

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Speaker 1: normal life?

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Speaker 1: And halftime, I get the kids around, I'm like, are

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Speaker 1: you know when we have the ball, let's spread out

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Speaker 1: and like, go you can go in because on defense

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Speaker 1: they're thinking on offense they're not allowed to go inside

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Speaker 1: You can go in there, and we actually, you're just

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Speaker 1: teaching that to them now. I didn't realize. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: Guys were it so the poor kids. What a disadvantage, dude.

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Speaker 1: I get swarmed at half court and then they thought

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Speaker 1: of swarming. What the hell was this power warrior? I was?

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Speaker 1: I was? The swarming at half court was making me

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Speaker 2: Actually, if I watched the game in March madnesson a

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Speaker 1: Because I'm like, the rules are you're supposed to only

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Speaker 1: guard your man, right, So how can they swarm? I

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Speaker 1: but it wouldn't made a damn bit of difference because

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Speaker 1: they were better than us. I get it. Could you

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Speaker 1: guys dribble out of it? Or once they were swimming?

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Speaker 1: They were they were these weren't the fucking be high.

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Speaker 1: These kids are just now get out of the swarm

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00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 1: Bee's nest. Face face that swat them, swat them, get

430
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 1: the honey. If I heard swarm more than twice out

431
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,679
Speaker 1: of deck to coach and then face dude, I mean,

432
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 1: these kids are just learning to dribble a basketball. Either're

433
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,200
Speaker 1: getting and they're getting triple team bro, how would you

434
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 1: and me respond to a swarm at half court? Three

435
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,399
Speaker 1: guys Bones, Gator and Rod come swarm me. I'd be like,

436
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 1: get the nuts off me. I mean, callaway, Miguel and

437
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,200
Speaker 1: freaking I mean, come on now, and Buddy Glass, I

438
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 1: all surround us, like what do you We're not chugging? Guys,

439
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,560
Speaker 1: get away from me, like get away anyway. So sorry.

440
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 1: So we're down fourteen and nothing a little bit in

441
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,399
Speaker 1: the third quarter and baby Box two runs up to

442
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 1: me as we're getting back on defense. He goes, dad,

443
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,119
Speaker 1: if we lose, do we still get the snacks that

444
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,439
Speaker 1: the parents brought? And I'm like, yeah, dude, no problem,

445
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay. And I mean this coach is

446
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 1: just yelling the whole time. We end up losing twenty

447
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 1: to nothing. That's bad, man, But that swarm, the poor

448
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: kids weren't even ready for the honeybee. I didn't understand it.

449
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 1: I will say, hell of a swarm there, Mark Uh.

450
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: I'll see you guys in the championship. I will say,

451
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 1: baby Box two did have us a block on a

452
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: shot one kid number seven that asked me, did I

453
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,719
Speaker 1: get the number? Because I'm good. He did get one

454
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 1: headlock in playing defense. He just grabbed the guy by

455
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 1: the head and the refor was like, whoall, you can't

456
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: wrap him in a headlock? And then I will say,

457
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: baby Box he got a rebound, and I mean he

458
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: led the fast break. He came out the side, straight

459
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 1: down the sideline, outran everybody, and then he got swarmed

460
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 1: off the rim, didn't go in. And after the game,

461
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: we're shaking hands, and I mean, this coach the whole

462
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: time had been yelling get down, get back on, d

463
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: hurry up? Passed? Why you pass? Why did you shoot

464
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: that without passing? Why did you do that? Dude? I

465
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 1: know his job. That coach is a damn bee keeper.

466
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: And we shake hands out the words and we do one,

467
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: two three Nashville and we leave or whatever. And where

468
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 1: we're standing there at the words and baby Box goes, dad,

469
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 1: did you hear that other coach? He yelled so much?

470
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 1: He goes, dad. I would never want to play for him,

471
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: That's what it's all about. And I was like, he

472
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: goes he was so mean, and I was like, yeah, yeah,

473
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 1: he was loud. And there was another parent in the

474
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 1: crowd and they're like, oh, we played that team last year.

475
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: That coach was tamed today compared to what he was

476
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: last year. What double swarm? And I'm like, how could

477
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: he be any more tame? That's tame. Believe it was crazy.

478
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: And I forgot to tell you coming out of half dude,

479
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: he the other coach insisted we switched baskets. John hell

480
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 1: of a swarm. I see you guys never good luck

481
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 1: in life, because we we had to keep it professional.

482
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: So we had to switch baskets, you know, because it's

483
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 1: not confusing enough for these four to six year olds

484
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 1: which way you're going, and they're big sinner. He probably

485
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: weighed I mean, I know how much. He was a

486
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 1: big kid, brick house at two. He's he's walking by

487
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: baby box two. He looks at him and he goes,

488
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: you're going down, little kid, and gave him the throat slash.

489
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: Who are these kids? He came my four year old

490
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: the throat slash. Dude, don't worry.

491
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: He was just talking about cutting grilled cheese sandwiches, and

492
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 2: I mean it was just like he wasn't actually saying

493
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: he'd cut your throat.

494
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn man, he just gave him

495
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: a throat slash. And I was like, all right, And

496
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 1: so I made my four year old guard him. I mean,

497
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: he got he got out. He was outweighed by seventy

498
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: five pounds.

499
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: Did you shake hands with that coach?

500
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Swarmer, yeah. And I was like, good game, man,

501
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: good game, good game. And then assistant coach had an

502
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: Ohio State hoodie on I was like, hey, congrats on

503
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 1: that national title. Man, and my four year old later

504
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: in the day goes, dad, is there a reason that

505
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: coach yelled so much? Like did he not like his players?

506
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, son, I don't know. And

507
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: all my kids on the team. That was so fun.

508
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: That was so fun. But and baby Box kept going. Man,

509
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: we lost twenty to nothing. We lost twenty to nothing.

510
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: That sucked. Dude. If you ever see that coach out

511
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: at a grocery store gas station, you gotta be like,

512
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: see the warm, get the I mean, it was so crazy.

513
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it.

514
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: Dude, you and me are at a gas station and

515
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 2: we see him.

516
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: You start to go up and take the ball. Take

517
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: the ball.

518
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go touch him up.

519
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Swarm hey. Man. So we are now one and one

520
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: on the season. We lost twenty to nothing. Back to

521
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: the drawing board. My wife, as we're walking to the

522
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: car said, hey, don't worry. I took a few notes

523
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: of things we can work on. And I'm like, I'm

524
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: glad she's on your ass, and I'm like, what is it.

525
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: She goes, well, one, we need to teach them to rebound,

526
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: b We need to teach them which way they're going

527
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: on offense and and B and C defense. We need

528
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: to teach them to be between the man and the basket.

529
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, oh, I understand because one kid,

530
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: because I want every kid to dribble the ball. So

531
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: I the person steps out of bounds and he throws

532
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: it to him, and the kid throws his hands up

533
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: like I don't want that thing. It rolls the mid

534
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: court and they got it and came down and made

535
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: a basket. It was rough, dude, But I've never seen

536
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 1: a coach gel like that to a bunch of four

537
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: and six year olds. And there's no damn way. They've

538
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: only been playing two weeks. There's no way, no way. Wow,

539
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 1: we are now one and one and we'll be right

540
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 1: back after this. Get the ball, shoot it forwarm, Get

541
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: it now, yo, dude, I need to I have it

542
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: written on the list. Ray's dad. I need to hear

543
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: the story. I saw it.

544
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I tried to make hide er tail of

545
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 2: this one. Apparently Joe from Florida, You with.

546
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: Me, Joe from Sarasota. Yeah, he emails a lot. He

547
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: was on eBay or he was on some auction house.

548
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 2: Or he found this Oakland A's guy that was given out,

549
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: or showing you minor league players postcards of him, memorabilia, pictures,

550
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: different stuff, maybe they'd signed. And he thought to himself, Hey,

551
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 2: Ray's dad used to play for the Oaklan Aes. I've

552
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: heard him talk about it. Maybe I should search his name.

553
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: Maybe I should wait around and see if they say

554
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: a Slater. So a Dave Slater pops up and he

555
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: looks at him and he thinks, man, this could be

556
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: Rai's dad. So he buys it, then brings it to

557
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 2: the coaches convention and presents us with a postcard of

558
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: my dad, and then on the back it said, Dave Slater, Dude,

559
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 2: there's maybe two pictures I've seen of my dad when

560
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 2: he played for the Oaklan Ase. There was no photography

561
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 2: back then. This is the third artifact from when my

562
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: dad used to play baseball that has been unearthed. And

563
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: then my sister presented it to my dad and he

564
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: said that picture was taken on picture day. He was

565
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: eighteen years old. They paid him to grow a mustache.

566
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 2: The Oakland A's that was their thing back then. Roly fingers,

567
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 2: Raleigh fingers, and.

568
00:26:59,560 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: That was it.

569
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: It was just a random picture one of the photographers

570
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 2: took because they were taking pictures that day. That is crazy,

571
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: even crazier that Joe was able to do that. Joe

572
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: much appreciated, not a lot. I would imagine mind blowing

573
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: things happening. Gwynn, Michigan. My parents live a very quiet life.

574
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 2: I would imagine that.

575
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: Threw him for a loop when he saw that postcard.

576
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: Did your dad know it existed? Dude, There ain't crap.

577
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: I ain't heard any stories. There's one picture my grandpa

578
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: used to have, and then there was another one from

579
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: ten years even more black and white, that sometimes floats

580
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: around in family hallways. I've only seen two. One my

581
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 1: dad's on a knee, the other one just.

582
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 2: In black and white. They have one wedding picture, dude.

583
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: The people from back in the day had a handful

584
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 2: of pictures and that was it. The fact that something

585
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: surfaced like that is pretty cool. That is incredible. And

586
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 2: my sister put it on the Facebook page. We may

587
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: need to throw it on the Instagram. Just get as

588
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: much as we possibly can from it.

589
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: You have to put it on Instagram. I mean, I

590
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: would never think. Let me sit here and watch this, dude, I, dude.

591
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: I hope I made sense of that because Joe explained

592
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: it to me at a bar and it was loud

593
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: in there, and I asked him a couple times to

594
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 2: tell me.

595
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: But it's something like that.

596
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: It was an auction house drawings and the fact that

597
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: that even still existed, dude, it's been sitting.

598
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: Around for fifty years. Fifty two years. Some guy had

599
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: this postcard of my dad in his basement and he

600
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: was just auctioning him off. Joe paid like ninety nine

601
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: cents for it, dude, unreal. Here's the other thing. Who

602
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: keeps this shit like this? Dude? Like, is it really

603
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: worths his time to get on eBay and sell this

604
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: for ninety nine cents? Yeah?

605
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: So that just tells me maybe there's more pictures out there,

606
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: and my dad's not want to take a picture of

607
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: me guy, So I those two pictures that we've always

608
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 2: seen growing up, that's it.

609
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: He didn't give a right you'd see him at my grandparents' house.

610
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: He never had him at home. My mom would never

611
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: put him on birthday cakes. We never saw the pictures

612
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: until we went to my grandparents and we go, Dad,

613
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: what's this picture of you? Oh?

614
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: It's when I played for the Oakland As. We never

615
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: saw this crap, never heard stories about crafts.

616
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: So he doesn't tell you any stories about playing baseball.

617
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: Not really. He used to chew. That was it. My

618
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: mom made him quit. So they were together when he

619
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: went when he was eighteen years old. No, no, okay,

620
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: knew he used to chew, but they never dated. Then

621
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: he played for the Oakland A's and he went to

622
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: Michigan State. And he didn't play at Michigan State. He

623
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: immediately was drafted at a high school by the Oakland

624
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: Ase and it just he just.

625
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: Didn't get the home runs. You can see the stats

626
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: online Dave Slater. He got a lot of doubles, he

627
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: hit a little bit north of two hundred his weight.

628
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: But it just never got the home runs he needed. Damn.

629
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: How long did he play for? Two years? Two three

630
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: years and then he just decided it was like, I

631
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: think that was it. I think he got cut really well.

632
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: He was also really in. He had a college degree.

633
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: So really, if I'm not gonna make it to the pros,

634
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: he's not gonna bounce around the minor leagues. Well, some

635
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: people do, I know, but I think he was also

636
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: on his way out, and he wanted really want to

637
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: do forestry, like he was in love with forestry. So

638
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: he had a degree, so I'll go do that. It

639
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: was a good run. And there was no money in baseball. No, no,

640
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: I understand that there was nothing. I mean there was

641
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: no advertisement. You got on a bus and drove around

642
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: the country. There's nothing. So if you don't see light

643
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: at the end of the tunme you probably that was

644
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: a good run. I mean, even nowadays, the minor league

645
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: baseball players don't make crap nothing. They make nothing. That's

646
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: why you think, oh, it's such a fun thing. But

647
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: these minor leaguers make jack crap like they usually live

648
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: with a host family because they so they don't have

649
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: to pay for a room or they get very cheap

650
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: room and board. That is so crazy. And your sister

651
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: posted on the Facebook page said Joe from Sarasota and

652
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: Amber Michelle, we can't thank you enough for such a

653
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: special gift for our dad. He said, fifty two years ago,

654
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: this was taking of him walking off the field on

655
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: picture day with the A's and finding this never before

656
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: seen postcard of him brought tears to his eyes and

657
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: all the memories came flooding back. Your kindness is so appreciated. Joe.

658
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: That is so cool.

659
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: Dude, sits on eBay for hours in hopes to see

660
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: a postcard of maybe a super famous person. But at

661
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: the same time he was looking to see if he

662
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 2: had just by chance mentioned my dad's last name and

663
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: then got it and said he kind of looks like Ray.

664
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: Maybe it is his dad. Dude, I got a question.

665
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: Does Joe have a job? I don't know? And what

666
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: did somebody say? No, that was something else, that was

667
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: something else. I had no idea, dude. No, hey, you

668
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: didn't mention. No, you didn't mention this during the live pod. Nothing.

669
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: I had no idea this transaction transpired. There was a

670
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: lot of transpirations going on at the podcast. Dude.

671
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, Joe, I would love to know what Joe does.

672
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: Man, Maybe he doesn't have a job. And we got

673
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: an email Rockett, Yeah Joe from Sarasota. What's up? Boys?

674
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: Another great convention is in the books. I think I

675
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: speak for all of sore losers Nation and it's in it.

676
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: You boys put on a great show. If you missed it,

677
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: here's a quick recap. We found out lunch has never

678
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: chopped wood. Ray had to take some nuts in the

679
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: face to escape a room. Muff showed us the proper

680
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: way to take a piss in public escape game. Dude,

681
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: do you know I forgot all about Muff pissing in public? Wow?

682
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: If we could possibly not tell this story, Okay, how

683
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: just tell me what she do?

684
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: We got off the party the Nashville Tractor, Dude, I

685
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: had to go so bad, and there's no bathroom and

686
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: we were outside that high rise. They have a two

687
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: security guards sitting at the front desk. Oh, I know

688
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: this now, And she ducked behind the flower pot and

689
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: let it go. Oh, I didn't know that.

690
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: I thought she faked like she lived there. That's how

691
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: she got in the lobby in the first place. Yeah,

692
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: so she could take a phone call. That's when the

693
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 2: lobby was open after a certain time. The lobby's doors, Dude,

694
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: it's bj lives there.

695
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: You can't just walk in. So she acted like she

696
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: lived there, and then she was able to show in

697
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: the lobby and make a phone call. Yeah. Well, they

698
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: weren't letting her in this time. And there were six

699
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: planners out front, three on the left side of the doors,

700
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: three on the right side of the doors. She went

701
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: to the left side of the doors, right next to

702
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: the little ice cream shop in that corner behind the planter,

703
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: looked at the security guard mint down right there on

704
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: the sidewalk, and hopped right back up. Wow. Calloway kept

705
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: most of his clothes on and on. We only lost

706
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: Cappy once. The only drawback is I think my wife

707
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: is now in love with Justin See you boys next year.

708
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: Joe from Sarasota, Joe legend baby, come on give him

709
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: his flowers. Yeah, And then we got another email. The

710
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: wife and I have decided to make an appearance at

711
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: the five year Reunion. We are looking at it now, guys.

712
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: Unconfirmed and by that I mean the calendar. Let's go.

713
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: It's time to meet you in person. Besides you lunch.

714
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: We have met and been around each other plenty of times.

715
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: Plus I feel like Ray Ray needs some more bros. There.

716
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: Callaway and I will watch the sun come up together

717
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: on a nice park bench overlooking the Cumberland while we

718
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: watch dead bodies float by, and all of us losers

719
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: can watch the Cowboys in the playoffs at CC five.

720
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: If CC five is the last convention to ever happen,

721
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: I will be damn sure to be there and bring

722
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: my smoking hot wife cat Dick Cat Dick Catnick is in.

723
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: Then one more email from Bell. They just send an

724
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: email from Bell. They didn't write anything on it. I

725
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: think they hit send on accident before they could fill

726
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: it out. All right, are we gonna talk about the football?

727
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: You want to talk about the football?

728
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: Or we gotta take a break?

729
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: Let me see, I mean, we don't have to take

730
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: a break. We can talk about it, but go for it.

731
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about Let's take a

732
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: for a noon game. Hey, let's talk about it right

733
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: after this afternoon game. Ask kicking.

734
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: It's a disservice the Commanders. You can tell when the

735
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: universe spats in your face. Oh my god, the Commanders

736
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: weren't supposed to be there.

737
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: The Lions. You think about it, GoF. I saw the

738
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: tape back.

739
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: I get this is a game that already happened, But GoF, dude,

740
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: there was fourteen to ten.

741
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: They're in the red zone.

742
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: They're about to go up twenty one ten two scores.

743
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 2: GoF made multiple, multiple bad mistakes in the red zone.

744
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: Lions should have been the team there.

745
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: And we saw I mean the commanders just weren't supposed to. Well,

746
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: that was we got spatted on. No, No, the commanders

747
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: did exactly what the Lions did the week before. Turnover, turnover, turnover.

748
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: It was like unbelievable. Everybody was turning the ball over.

749
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh here Eckler getting up off the ground bat punched out.

750
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: Oh fumble, Oh fumble. I mean it was unbelievable.

751
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 2: You're the announcer, he goes, Eckler's got small hands.

752
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that. I don't think you got to

753
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: put his business out there. That's kind of rude. I

754
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: mean he was, Oh, he was using his right hand

755
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: to get up, so he didn't have the ball secure

756
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: and boom, guy punched it out. Demmy Brown breaks one

757
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: for like twenty five yards. Fumble. I mean it was

758
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: just fumble. I mean it was crazy.

759
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: I wonder who the brown guy was the whole time.

760
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: I was like, it can't be Hollywood Brown. Who is

761
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: this guy now?

762
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: Dimmy Brown? He was drafted. He's out of North Carolina,

763
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: and I guess he got drafted before armand Saint Brown.

764
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: And he hadn't done shit for like two years. All

765
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: of a sudden, in the last like four or five weeks.

766
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: He's been fantastic for the Commanders, and.

767
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: I almost think that Aman Saint Lebron said he got

768
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: drafted above him.

769
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, he kept a name, and he goes

770
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: he they drafted him above me. I'm gonna let him know.

771
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let him know. But Dianmy Brown had just

772
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: as good a game as armand Saint Brown. Yeah. See,

773
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: it just sucks man. That game.

774
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: That could have been an awesome Lions Eagles game. I

775
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: would say the Eagles would have ended up winning that

776
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: when the Lions were so depleted in the secondary, in

777
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 2: the defensive side.

778
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: I just specifically don't know if it's the secondary. I

779
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: just said that. But the command.

780
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: You had to know what was coming because the line

781
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: was six, such a girthy line, and they played their

782
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: asses off, and if you really looked at the tape back,

783
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: they didn't.

784
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: They didn't it.

785
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 2: Even though they beat the Lions by like twenty fifteen.

786
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: It's just not how it was supposed to go.

787
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: I just watched that game and I said, Jayden Daniels

788
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: is fun to watch. Zach Ertz looked like he was

789
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: twenty one again. I mean, he was like just catching

790
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: everything over the middle, Boom ten yards, Boom ten yards.

791
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: Terry McLaren scary. Terry was absent from the game. Gota

792
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: tuggeddn't he. I don't even remember Tugger, But I watched

793
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: them that first drive and everything was difficult. They converted

794
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: like three fourth downs? How many fourth downs were we

795
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: going to go for? And they settled for a field goal.

796
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: The Eagles get it, and I don't know if it

797
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: was one player two plays. I felt like it was

798
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: two plays touchdown. Saquon Barkley's sixty yard touchdown.

799
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 2: I was like games zero, Saquon when he spins it

800
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: and you got four guys supposed to make it, tackle

801
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: another spin all the way the end zone. Ass thing's

802
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: probably over.

803
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, And when we look at it, like we want

804
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: to name MVPs, right, and I said, Saquon Barkley should

805
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: be the MVP. The real MVP should be the Eagles

806
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: offensive line. They'll never win it because no one can

807
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: watch an offensive line be like, you know, that's the

808
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: best offensive line unless you probably played football or you're

809
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: a coach or something. But they make holes for Saquon

810
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: Barkley and Jalen Hurts to run through and the tush push.

811
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: Everybody says ban the tush push. It's called the Philadelphia finger.

812
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: The Philadelphia finger. Here's the problem, and Justin explained it.

813
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 2: What you don't see and the cameras aren't gonna show you.

814
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 2: It's not just a hand on the tush. They're also

815
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 2: poking a little bit.

816
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: If it was that easy, then every team would do it.

817
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: You watch the Bills try it numerous times in the

818
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: game after and they couldn't. They were terrible at it.

819
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: So something Philly is doing is awesome.

820
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: It seems like a scrum and rub rugby. I mean,

821
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: you can't dribble the football, you can. Nobody does it.

822
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: We try to make sports not like the others. Now

823
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 2: you don't see a guy kicking it around. We try

824
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 2: to make these sports their own thing. When they do

825
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 2: the tushy push the Philadelphia finger, it looks a little

826
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: bit like Australian rugby.

827
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: Yes, but they figured out how they do it. And

828
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: if it's so easy, if everybody wants it banned, no,

829
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: how about other teams just get good at it? Like

830
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: I cannot believe how bad the Bills every time third

831
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: and fourth and one. They could never get it. Except

832
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: for that one play, I will say I thought it

833
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: was a first down, the one where they went and

834
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: I reviewed it now stands chease ball. I thought that

835
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: was a terrible call. Oh we switched to the other game. Well,

836
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I mean, what else were you going to talk about?

837
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 2: There was a blowout, Philly headed to the Super Bowl rightfully.

838
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 2: So the only thing that could have turned me upside

839
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: down and bent me right over was the Commanders to win.

840
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: They didn't.

841
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 2: I have I've come back from the dead. The Lions

842
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: sold me out. I almost lost every futures bet. I

843
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: had one remaining miracle and I needed Eagles and Chiefs

844
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: in the Super Bowl. So the Commanders were the only

845
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 2: ones to screw me. We moved it a later game.

846
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 2: It was a first down. Josh Allen got a first down.

847
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 1: He got a first down.

848
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: Nance said it was a first down. Statutory said it

849
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: was a first down. I said it was a first down.

850
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 2: My cat said it was a first down. And that

851
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: wasn't the only one. There was also the remember that

852
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 2: fourth down play where the receiver they said it gave

853
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: it to the receiver, when it maybe was the defender

854
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 2: got the ball or it should have been an incomplete Yeah.

855
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the one where they threw it down

856
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: toward the end zone.

857
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: The last option was it for the receiver to have

858
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 2: caught that ball.

859
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: It's absolutely, it's absolutely the last option. It was an

860
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: incomplete pass. There's no way the receiver can have full

861
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: control of the ball if he only has one arm

862
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: on it. It hits the ground and then it slides

863
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: across his chest, and that's how you call it a

864
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: complete pass. It was that way.

865
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: It was Josh Allen. He got the first down, and

866
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 2: then it's you can't even actually call this. What was

867
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: the kinkaid? Buddy catch the ball?

868
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: Oh man, what's it? What's with these ham hands? Dude?

869
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I mean Josh Allen threw a dime? Dude,

870
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: you want to talk about making an unbelievable athletic play.

871
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: That not only did the Chief Stevens Spagnolia the deep

872
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: whatever the hell is Spags They call him the defensive coordinator.

873
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: He tricked Buffalo, he tricked Romo, He tricked everybody because

874
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: Romo's on there. Oh they're not coming here, Jim, They're

875
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: staying back. Oh my god. The corner came unblocked and

876
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: Josh Allen is able to get out far enough, and

877
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: I mean chunk that ball. He said. He took it

878
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: like it was a little nerf damn ball and threw

879
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: that thing like thirty five yards with two big ass

880
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: dudes barreling down on him. Couldn't even get his fall

881
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: Eugh behind it, and Kincaid dropped it. I watch, I

882
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: watched the whole first half. Hell of again. I mean

883
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: it was a game, that's what you wanted. It was

884
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: a disservice in the afternoon. We should have had two

885
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: of those just fully sensual games. We didn't get it.

886
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: The Commander's cost is that. But we got to see

887
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: Jaydon Daniels. We got to see how good he is.

888
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: But it was a Sunday jam pack with why we

889
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 2: love NFL football.

890
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, like, we're not gonna play

891
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: in the refs like the Chiefs made plays like, let's

892
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: not act like the refs gave them the game.

893
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: And I'm also seeing this wave now where it is

894
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: a thing where people just are now know like the

895
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorists, I actually.

896
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: Think there is a thing for the Bills and are

897
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: in the Chiefs.

898
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: There's not There's not I get. I mean, it's frustrated

899
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: because look at the Josh Allen play. I mean, I say,

900
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: it's a first down. Did we ever see the ball

901
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 2: really touching the line? No, but we did it, so

902
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 2: I mean it could have maybe not been a first down.

903
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: The other one, I don't even know if that was

904
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 2: that big of a game changer.

905
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: The actually was it put him down at the three

906
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: yard line. That on it put him down at the

907
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: three yard line. It was the better team Chiefs. Here's

908
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: the thing. Andy Reid is amazing. Andy Reid is a

909
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: better coach than Sean McDermott. The game plan the Chiefs

910
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: was so smart RPO and they used their speed everywhere.

911
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: They have no name receivers all over that team. Xavier Worthy,

912
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: you bite your tongue. That's a no name receiver. And

913
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: guess who they made a trade with to move up

914
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: in the draft to draft Xavier Worthy. Juju Smith Schuster

915
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: is a nobody. He got cut from who the Patriots

916
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: because he sucks. He hadn't had to catch in like

917
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: two months. I think Super Bowls blow out. I don't.

918
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't even thought about it yet, but

919
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: I just they come out and you think Kelsey is

920
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: the guy they're gonna.

921
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: Go to They didn't go to Kelsey, they didn't go

922
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 2: to d Hop.

923
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: They added like Kelsey didn't even exist. They said, you

924
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: can take Kelsey out of the game. We're first drive,

925
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna throw it to Hollywood Brown, who hadn't played

926
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: all damn year, and he's gonna have three or four

927
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: catches on this first drive because he's so fast. Okay,

928
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna start covering him. Guess what, We're gonna start

929
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: using the speed guy Xavier Worthy over here. Whoop whoop whoop. Oh,

930
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna start covering Xavier Worthy. Well, throw it to

931
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: ju Ju Smith Schuster. The Kansas City Chiefs are fucking amazing.

932
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: It was our po run pass option. All they did

933
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: was rip and tear. It's all about Patrick Mahomes. Does

934
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: he want to rip it or does he want to

935
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: tear it? And then he sees if it's open or not.

936
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: It did bite him right in the taint that one

937
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: time when he dropped the ball. He did get you know,

938
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: he did tain't drop That's when the RPO can bite you.

939
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: But guys, Philly's gonna see that coming.

940
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: And Philly gives their quarterback three point one to one

941
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: seconds to throw the ball. Patty is only about two

942
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: point seven. Jalen Hurts one of the top all year

943
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: with time to throw the ball. In the playoffs, Jalen

944
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: Hurts the number one quarterback with time to throw at

945
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 2: three point one one seconds. The Eagles, the Eagles, the Eagles.

946
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 2: You're gonna see that line actually flip because we're gonna

947
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: find out some injuries on the chief side. A three

948
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: ft doesn't happen for a reason. The Eagles are the

949
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: real deal and they finally got aj Brown cooking. Eagles

950
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 2: win by three touchdowns.

951
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. I don't think Jalen Hurst

952
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: is that good at throwing the football, and I've said

953
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: that I don't think he's very good at throwing the football.

954
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 1: But I'm just I just want to talk about the Chiefs,

955
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: and we hate on the Chiefs because we're tired of

956
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: the Chiefs, but we should also appreciate greatness. It is

957
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: amazing how their game plan adjust every single week. They

958
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: have something new for their opponent, Like no one saw

959
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: Hollywood Brown, Xavier Worthy, Juju Smith, Schuster. This is proof

960
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: in the pudding that you don't need to pay these

961
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: wide receivers twenty million dollars a year. Yeah, it's it.

962
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: I mean, Kareem Hunt has come up huge. Dude. Did

963
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: Isaiah Pacheco die like I know he broke his leg

964
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: earlier in the year. Did Hartman pass away? Who? Hartman?

965
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: You don't need to play? Or is he hurt? I

966
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: have no idea he is hurt? Is he hurt? Okay,

967
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I will say though, but Checko's

968
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: no longer good and used. He came back from the

969
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: broken leg. Kareem Hunt came back from the dead. He

970
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: came back from the hobless shelter. He wasn't even playing football,

971
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: and now he was serving soup at the kitchen. Dude,

972
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: Kareem Hunt is now a kitchen name at family households nationwide.

973
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: The guy was left for dead. He didn't even have

974
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: a team for the first four weeks of the season,

975
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, he's a starting running back

976
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl. Like, the Chiefs are amazing. They

977
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 1: spend their money properly. They they the coaching. The coaching

978
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: is fantastic.

979
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 2: I think it's the beautiful. It's the best thing ever.

980
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: A villain.

981
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: The villain is the Chiefs. It is a villain hero.

982
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 2: The whole country wants the Eagles. We got we got

983
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 2: aj Brown reading his book. If he could do a

984
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 2: touchdown where he reads the book, that's the celebration.

985
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: Hid it in the goal post, you know what I mean,

986
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 1: like they do with the cell phone, the sharpies, all that. Listen.

987
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: I just think coaching wise, I look at Andy and

988
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 1: I look at this buffoon Nick Sirianni. He wins games.

989
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: But if I am gonna take a coach that has

990
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: two weeks, oh my god, Andy Reid is gonna coach

991
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: circles around this dude, circles around this dude. Yeah, I

992
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: hear you on that.

993
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 2: I think Philly's just far more talented than Saquan Dude,

994
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: that dude is. I mean, we're seeing one of the

995
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: best quarterback running backs in their prime in the history

996
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 2: of the game.

997
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: He's so good. You can't stop that guy. Did you

998
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: see how many yards he's putting up? She's so damn good.

999
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: Think about it. The Chiefs. Who do they just play? Who?

1000
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: The Chiefs just play the Bills? The Bills Ja James

1001
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 1: Cook looks awesome. He's goods gonna they are gonna be gashed.

1002
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: The super Bowl is gonna be one hell of a game.

1003
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: It's not. It's not gonna be an easy Chiefs win.

1004
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. And for that, the entire nation's

1005
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: gonna love it. Here's the thing, and it's not even

1006
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: like the dalton Kin kid, he drops it right, the

1007
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: game's not even over then they just have to stop

1008
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: them once and you can't stop Mahomes. You can't do it.

1009
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: And also not believable. It is so like, it's so frustrating,

1010
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: but at the same time, it is so awesome to

1011
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: watch greatness and they are great. They need to not

1012
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: allow going for it on fourth down? Dude? How annoying

1013
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: was that though? When the Commanders went on for fourth

1014
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: down for four straight times? I loved it.

1015
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 2: I hate it.

1016
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: I wish more teams went for it on four It's like, dude,

1017
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: that's what we do in Madden all the time. You

1018
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: go for it. Nobody ever punts in Madden.

1019
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 2: Why are we letting the I don't think they should

1020
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 2: be allowed to go for it on fourth when it's

1021
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: fourth you got a punt?

1022
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: Who's putting you in the trick plays? Who did the fake?

1023
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh Washington, dude? Okay, here's a question. This is another question.

1024
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: I mean, Washington refuses to punt the ball because they

1025
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: knew they needed to score points, because the Eagles were

1026
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: gonna score points. Here's my question, and this drives me nuts.

1027
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: Why is it do we wait until the bowl games

1028
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: that mean absolutely nothing and Week sixteen and seven team

1029
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: in the NFL season, when you're eliminated from contingent win it.

1030
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: Why is it that's when we start running all the

1031
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: fake punts? Why don't teams run fake punts more?

1032
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: I agree with you on that, and even nance yeah,

1033
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 2: they've been they are not Nancy. It was probably Brady

1034
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 2: on the call.

1035
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh it's hard.

1036
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 2: You know what's hard, Kevin Gearhart, It's hard to run

1037
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: a fake punt. They say, they even said it, they

1038
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 2: alluded to it. These guys practice this all season. Well,

1039
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 2: then why don't you run it all season? You practice

1040
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: it seventeen weeks to.

1041
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Run it one time.

1042
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 2: In the playoffs, every practice you practice it for twenty

1043
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 2: minutes to run it one time. Dude, if it's that successful,

1044
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: run it every time. I can't run it every time

1045
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: because then they'll be on the lookout for it. I

1046
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 2: get it, but there has to be different. There has

1047
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 2: to be cat and mouse game with the punt because

1048
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: there's not any more an on side kick. Your punt

1049
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 2: needs to bring that excitement where they receive. They're like,

1050
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 2: you know what, we'ren't even putting somebody back. Everybody up.

1051
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: We need two guys on these receivers. Yes, because the

1052
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 2: fake punt, when they actually run it, it's so fun.

1053
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: But it looks pretty easy. It looks so easy. The

1054
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: guy looked wide open. He says, I was a little loveder.

1055
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: Who And let me tell you that Josh Allen passed

1056
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: at the end of the first half to mac Hollins.

1057
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: That was a thing of fucking beauty. I mean it

1058
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: was a touchdown. I mean he threw it and it

1059
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: just let right over. He dropped it. He touchdown.

1060
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 4: Another guy dropped it touchdown. I was like, that was

1061
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 4: such a beautiful throw. Beautiful and Mahomes scrambling. What's the

1062
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 4: I mean, he's so smart and but if.

1063
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: You really look at the stats of it, I mean,

1064
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 2: Mahomes isn't the best quarterback in the playoffs.

1065
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: He hasn't even been that great.

1066
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 2: You see all season Mahomes had double the interceptions these guys.

1067
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 2: He's not that smart with the ball.

1068
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh he is. Guess why they win games? Yeah, because

1069
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: he makes plays when they matter. Yea. Their team is

1070
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: so disciplined and they are so well coached that every

1071
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: situation they are ready for it, and they don't clam up,

1072
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: and they don't drop the damn ball. They don't Mark

1073
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: Andrews the damn ball, they don't Dalton Conkay the ball.

1074
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Every seat, I mean, every scrub on that team comes

1075
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: through everybody. Juju Smith Schuster couldn't even get on the

1076
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,479
Speaker 1: field with the Patriots and he's going to the damn

1077
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: super Bowl because the Chiefs know how to do everything.

1078
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: They are so good and they also know, Hey, these

1079
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: are NFL guys. It's all let's let's coach him, right,

1080
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: Let's coach them up the plays right? Like? Why does

1081
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 1: some team and I don't even know, I think Spags

1082
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: has been a head coach before. But if you're the

1083
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: New Orleans Saints, because I don't know what the hell

1084
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: they're doing, I don't know who they're waiting to hire

1085
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: as their head coach. If you hire Steve Spagnolia or

1086
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: Spagnola or Spagnanola, Spags, whatever the his name is, how

1087
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: much do you weaken the Chiefs? Do they have another

1088
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: decordinator that's that good waiting in the wings or is

1089
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: it all in read? I don't know. But they are

1090
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: fan freakingtastic and I gotta quit sucking them off. But

1091
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: they are amazing.

1092
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 2: And the Eagles, this this was this is your time

1093
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: to win it. The guys, there was no forty nine

1094
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: ers in the equation. Yeah, and there was no Lions.

1095
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: This iss You just walked to the super Bowl. You

1096
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: walked to the super Bowl with the easiest path ever.

1097
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: It's them.

1098
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 2: They give their quarterbacks so much extra time to throw

1099
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 2: the ball and Hurts doesn't make a lot of mistakes.

1100
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stats out there. I'm not going

1101
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 2: to get too much into it. He doesn't make mistakes.

1102
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: There's a thing.

1103
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 2: There's these different stats like yards on the sticks, uh,

1104
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 2: airflight of the ball, predicted air flight to the ball,

1105
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: differential between air flight and predicted air flight to the ball.

1106
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: There's there's time to throw the ball, which I had

1107
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 2: already alluded to and talked about. There's a lot of

1108
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: different stats that aren't out there, and Patrick Mahomes ain't

1109
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 2: at the top of it. You know who is Jalen

1110
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,959
Speaker 2: hurts and I'll hang up and listen.

1111
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Stats can line You know that, right, You can have

1112
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: four hundred yards passing and lose a game and make

1113
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: you think you're awesome. Not these quarterbacks, dude, not one

1114
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: of them breaks two seventy five. This is a new NFL,

1115
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: new NFL. We'll take a Break'll be all right back. Also,

1116
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: one thing that drives me nuts, and I understand it's

1117
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: the rule, but Brandon Hill on Facebook came up with

1118
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: a great rule. At the end of the first half,

1119
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: it's counting down to the two minute warning, the play

1120
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: clock expires, it says zero, and it says two oh

1121
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: one on the clock, but they don't call a delay

1122
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 1: a game because some bull second it's blended. I don't

1123
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: know what the hell that means. I don't want anything

1124
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: to do with blended. When it says zero zero on

1125
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: that clock, and it happens all the time in the NFL,

1126
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: they give them a fraction of a second to get

1127
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: the playoff after it hits zero zero. Brandon Hill came

1128
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: up with a great idea. When it hits zero zero,

1129
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: there's a buzzer that's a yeah, there is no delay.

1130
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: They don't get an extra half second, because here's my thing.

1131
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: When there's zero's on the end of the clock at

1132
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: the end of the game, guess what the game is over.

1133
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: They don't say, oh, well, you snapped it within it

1134
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 1: half a second of it going to zero zero. No,

1135
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: you call game over. So why do we do it

1136
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: on the playclock? Make them get the fucking playoff on time?

1137
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: It drives me nuts. And yesterday when they did it

1138
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: again at the two minute warning, I'm like, this is

1139
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 1: so stupid. It clearly says two oh one and there's

1140
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: no time on the playclock. That's a damn penalty.

1141
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: And you know these meetings NFL ones, Dude, they got

1142
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 2: some stuff to go over because there's all these Twitter nitpickers. Yes,

1143
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: I mean but and you got the Chiefs bias, and

1144
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 2: you got these uh pylon cams. You got whether a

1145
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: ref makes a first down call that can't even see

1146
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 2: the ball, oh man. And then you got another guy.

1147
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: They show the ref going towards the ball and one

1148
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: of the Chiefs players marks him off his line, so

1149
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: then he comes in front of him, and then he

1150
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: remarks one of him and remarks.

1151
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: It there has to be we have to go to technology.

1152
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: We are in twenty twenty five and I hate technology.

1153
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: I have technology stupid. But there has to be a

1154
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: better damn way than these fucking guys holding the little chains.

1155
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: That is the stupidest way to measure I've ever seen

1156
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: in my life. Guys, there has to be laser beams

1157
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: that you can shoot across the field. There has to

1158
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: be something, because.

1159
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: We're finding out that the little chain links are usually

1160
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 2: all the difference that it's gonna take between a first

1161
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: down and fourth down.

1162
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: Yes, and the ref getting bumped off as he's walking in,

1163
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: you have no idea When you're five yards behind the play.

1164
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: You just kind of run up and kind of guess

1165
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: where they fell. You have no idea. If we just

1166
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: had lasers that shot across the field, we would know

1167
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: every single time when there's twenty two people piled up

1168
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 1: in the center of the field, you have no damn

1169
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,959
Speaker 1: idea where that ball is. You have no idea. Ninety

1170
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: percent of the time. They do it for tennis. Why

1171
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: can they not do it for ends? Why can they

1172
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: not do it for the NFL? Quick because I am

1173
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: tired of hearing the conspiracy theories and everybody thinking gets

1174
00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: rigged it's not rigged because listen, dude that owns the

1175
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: New York Giants is not gonna be okay with oh yeah, yeah,

1176
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: the Chiefs can win this year. No, he he would

1177
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: make more money if the Giants won, So he was

1178
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: the Giants one. He wouldn't put up for the bullshit

1179
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 1: of it being rigged. Don't be stupid. It's not rigged.

1180
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: It's frustrating, but it's also awesome to see greatness.

1181
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 2: But these conspiracy theorists are in full force now because

1182
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 2: they really do think it's rigged. I know, I know, guys,

1183
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 2: I know everything's pointing in that direction. I mean if

1184
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: all the NFL teams I get the logo is red

1185
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 2: and green, so that meant Chiefs in Philly were gonna

1186
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 2: play a year. It could have also been other red

1187
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 2: teams Texans, Bills, and then green teams.

1188
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 1: It could have been Packers, yeah, Eagles. Who else has green?

1189
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: Go down the list, not Tampa Bay. So maybe just

1190
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: those Jacksonville has tee they could have still been passed

1191
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: office could have been passed off as that. The Jets, yep,

1192
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: trying to think who else has forget anybody? No, you're good, Yeah,

1193
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: I think I got everybody. I nailed all the game,

1194
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: So guys, just stop. But it is gonna be a

1195
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: great super Bowl. It's gonna be a great super Bowl

1196
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: in that AFC championship game. The Bills, I mean, Josh Allen,

1197
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: I feel awful for the dude, but it's so amazing too.

1198
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: And the Chiefs, man, they got through the Ravens. They

1199
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: got lucked out and didn't have to face the Bengals

1200
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: at all. They didn't have to face the Ravens though.

1201
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: That's the they got lucky. They had to face the Texans.

1202
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: They got lucky Texans. But the Texans game a game.

1203
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: They they won home field advantage, they took advantage of it.

1204
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: They played the Texans. Texans played them well. Bills amazing.

1205
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: They only lost two games all year, and one of

1206
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: the games was when they rested their starters. Guys, they

1207
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: are phenomenal. They It may not look pretty, it may

1208
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: not be like eye popping because they're not flinging the

1209
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 1: ball all over like they did with Tyreek Hill throwing

1210
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: eighty yard bombs. It's they kill you with a thousand cuts, man,

1211
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: and it is well coached, disciplined football, and it's crazy.

1212
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: They are Alabama. And what's crazy with Tom Brady. We said,

1213
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: we're never gonna see this again. Tom Brady retires in

1214
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: holy shit, we already have amazing dynasty. We knew we

1215
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: were gonna see it again. Patty Mahomes was who we

1216
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: thought he is.

1217
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: But get this, the Chiefs just had a beautiful hand

1218
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: when you're at the craps table, a beautiful hand when

1219
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 2: you're at the blackjack table in Vegas. They didn't have

1220
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 2: to play the Bengals. They didn't make the playoffs, they

1221
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: didn't have to play the Ravens.

1222
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: All they had Ravens. All they had to do was

1223
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: play the Bills and they're in the super Bowl. And

1224
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: the Ravens didn't suck. But you know what I'm saying, dude,

1225
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm done with the Chiefs though. I mean, it's time,

1226
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: but it's time to be over. Though. Hey, Bence was there. Man,

1227
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: he had a good time, because I mean their falling.

1228
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: They're Kelsey. He's put on about twenty pounds. This is

1229
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: but they show you they do you need to win

1230
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: with Kelsey. They don't need Kelsey to win, right, But

1231
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: they had to win one game. All they had to do.

1232
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: The Texans were a joke.

1233
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 2: They've only beat one team and they did it by

1234
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 2: some if he calls not a conspiracy thing. But so

1235
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 2: into the Super Bowl, I think Philly wins by ten

1236
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 2: or more, and then it's it's gonna make America, guys,

1237
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 2: as much pain as.

1238
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: You feel right now after that game, because everybody wanted.

1239
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 2: The Bills Philly by ten. And in the end, the

1240
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 2: era is over and a team does not three pet

1241
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 2: in the history of the NFL.

1242
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: It's going to be phenomenal. It's gonna be phenomenal. We

1243
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: got a great matchup. It's gonna be so much fun.

1244
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: Bills Eagles would have been fun. Chiefs Eagles is gonna

1245
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: be fantastic. And god, I sound like I love the

1246
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: Chiefs and I don't love the Chiefs, but I like greatness.

1247
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: I was cheering for the Bills all game, and then

1248
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: when they lost, I was like, damn, damn. But then

1249
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm also like, damn, the Chiefs are so impressive, so impressive.

1250
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: I gotta get off their nuts. Man.

1251
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 2: All right, Buddy Glass and his chick watched it together.

1252
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're married.

1253
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 2: Man.

1254
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: They went to the Martinez so they could intervene. You

1255
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Brandy and Eric O. Man, that

1256
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: was a great weekend. Man, dude, we should get it.

1257
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: You know what happened. I felt like the Commanders on

1258
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: Saturday when we got blown out by We need to

1259
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: hit up Chiefs. Hey, let's do another mini convention for

1260
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl watch party. We call him up, dude, Oh, no,

1261
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: answer a new phone. Who's this? Oh yeah, we're trying

1262
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: to watch the We're trying to have another store. There's

1263
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: a convention, last minute super Bowl weekend. Sorry, run number.

1264
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: All right, cool man, cool cool, all right man. And

1265
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: Buddy Glass was right. He was drunk at the convention

1266
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: and he kept telling me it's going to be the

1267
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: Eagles and the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, and you

1268
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: gotta go on the air and tell everybody that I

1269
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: said that. And I totally forgot he said that. But

1270
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: he posted it on Facebook and he said, I told you,

1271
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: I told you. I just knew it in my heart.

1272
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: I wanted my bills, but I knew he was going

1273
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: to be the Chiefs in the Eagles. Buddy Glass, I

1274
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: tipped my hat. I said the Eagles at the beginning

1275
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: of the playoffs, and I didn't get the other team right. Ah,

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Speaker 1: have a good Monday, guys. We gotta go. I gotta

1277
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: draw up some practice plans. We gotta beat twenty to nothing.

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01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: There's got to be for improvement. We out and I'm

1279
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: running all the numbers for the March Madness right now.

1280
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have it narrowed down to some really big

1281
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: money makers. Dude, Vegas has no idea who's gonna win

1282
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: March Madness. Well, let me tell you it's not gonna be.

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01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: It's not Duke.

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01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 2: I saw Duke for the first time. It looks like

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01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 2: the old suburban driving down Broadway. I mean, you want

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01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 2: to see something not smooth. Throw on a game that's

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01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 2: being broadcast in North Carolina, and Duke, that's just not

1288
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 2: smooth basketball.

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01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about Kansas, man. Hey, they played

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01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: Houston on Saturday. I've never seen a bigger choke job

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01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: in my fricking life. Eighteen seconds left. No, no, no,

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01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: they were head by six. No, no, that's over. No, No,

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01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: that's in overtime, in regular time. No overtime. This in

1294
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: regular time. We were up by five or six seven,

1295
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: eighteen seconds, nineteen seconds with a minute nineteen to go,

1296
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: and we lost and they tied it up in overtime,

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01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:00,479
Speaker 1: we're up by six and Dwan Harris, who a fifth

1298
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: year senior who's using as COVID year, gets up and

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01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I had the kids in the living room.

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01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: They're bending their knees with the free throws, and we

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01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: get we get the rebound with eighteen seconds left and

1302
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: we get fouled up by six, and I said, and

1303
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: my boys, like, I think we're gonna win. I said, oh,

1304
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna win. Boys, we just gotta make one of

1305
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: these free throws.

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01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 2: They said, at that point in the game, Houston had

1307
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 2: a four percent chance to win that game.

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Speaker 1: In in regulation, our last three possessions, we had two turnovers.

1309
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 1: We had a shot clock violation, a dribblet out of bounds,

1310
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: and we couldn't inbound the ball five second violation. Then

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01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: you go to ot and we missed the first free throw,

1312
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: miss the second free throw. They come down, drain a

1313
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: fucking three, steal the inbound and then we can't get

1314
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: the ball in bounds. We call it time out. We

1315
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: draw up this play. We still can't get the ball

1316
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: in bounds. We throw it, they steal it, step back

1317
01:02:53,640 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: three and I said, fuck fuck, And we come down

1318
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: and we dribble the ball out of bound. We throw

1319
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: the ball away, so they have one point five seconds

1320
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: left to get the shot up. We needn't get a

1321
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: damn shut off. They shoot it from half court, it misses,

1322
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: We go to double and that dumbass steps back three,

1323
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: step back three, and I just said we're gonna lose.

1324
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: It's over. It's over. And my wife's trying to teach

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01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: the kids to have a positive attitude and they're like

1326
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: and she's like, we can still win. They're like, yeah,

1327
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: we no. Mom Dad says we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose. Ah.

1328
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's rough man rough weekend. God, we suck

1329
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: rock chalk choked. We are. This is the most frustrating

1330
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: Kansas team we've had in a long time. We should

1331
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 1: be so good and we're not. We got aj Store

1332
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: from Wisconsin. Dude can't play a lick of defense. Are

1333
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: Adudah our backup center. He played phenomenal on Saturday and Griffin,

1334
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: who we got from Alabama, finally had a dominant game

1335
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: and we lost. Then we lost because we can't shoot

1336
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: for throws and we can't in bound the ball. I mean,

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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: my four to six year olds throw the ball in

1338
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: bounds better than you guys. Well, I mean, there is

1339
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: no full court press, so they're wide open so it's

1340
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: easy to throw it in. But good God, Swarm, swarm,