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Speaker 1: The phone company switched my number with a Chinese restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm getting angry calls from all their customers.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a restaurant either, Yeah yeah, yeah, you're not

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Speaker 1: a rescore.

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Speaker 2: You all you restaurants out there, I'm coming for you.

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Speaker 2: I'm shutting you down. I'm giving you the COVID, COVID

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Speaker 2: making sure that you can't open up your business doors

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Speaker 2: until next decade. Yo, bam. I just saw the post

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Speaker 2: for Op's home number was one digit off from a

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Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant. Back in the day. We moved into a

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Speaker 2: new town and on the first night discovered that the

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Speaker 2: phone company gave us the number of a Chinese restaurant

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Speaker 2: that had closed six months earlier. That sucks. Literally dozens

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Speaker 2: of times every Friday and Saturday night, our phone rang

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Speaker 2: from people who had old menus back when there were

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Speaker 2: paper menus. I figured if I just told her when

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Speaker 2: they closed, it would only take a couple of weeks

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Speaker 2: before the calls stopped. Narrator. The calls continued for months.

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Speaker 2: This is how the calls went me. Every time I

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Speaker 2: answered the phone, Hi, China Blossom closed wrong number, eight

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Speaker 2: out of ten callers said okay, sorry bye. Ten percent

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Speaker 2: of callers. What why do they close? When did that happen?

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Speaker 2: Do you know any other good Chinese places they really close? Huh,

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Speaker 2: they're really good. So did they convert the restaurant to

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Speaker 2: apartments or something? What's that like? I was not living

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Speaker 2: in an abandoned Chinese restaurant. I just had their old number.

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Speaker 2: But the other ten percent, oh, the other ten percent, right,

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Speaker 2: so we've gone over the eight out of ten. We've

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Speaker 2: gone around the ten percent, they said, angry jerk, No,

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Speaker 2: they did not close. No, they did not close.

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry they closed. Oh I drove by today. You're open,

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Speaker 2: cut it out and take my order. Gosh darn it,

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Speaker 2: that's amazing me. They closed by. Thanks up. Angry jerk

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Speaker 2: calls back and I answer because for reasons I need

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Speaker 2: to answer my phone. And this was just before you

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Speaker 2: could screen calls me. Seriously, stop calling they closed, angry jerk,

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Speaker 2: Just aff and take my order. I know you're open.

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Speaker 2: Me sure, what can I get you? Hey? Angry jerk orders?

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Speaker 2: You want rice? With that? Okay? Forty five minutes Forty

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Speaker 2: five minutes later, when the person is sitting in an

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Speaker 2: empty parking lot outside of closed restaurant. The phone rings,

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Speaker 2: angry jerk, What the f there's no lights on, the

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Speaker 2: doors locked. Where's my food? Me I told you it's closed.

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Speaker 2: There we go, Ladies and gentlemen. That that is how

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Speaker 2: you get people to stop doing that.