WEBVTT - Raging Idiots' World Premiere Day! 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:13.160 Everybody trans America show. Yeah, all right, back another week. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.520 Feeling good about this week? Good by. I spent my 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:21.239 weekend in the wonderful state of Massachusetts. Did stand up 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:25.080 show in Boston. I love Boston. I was in Northampton. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.040 I just it's just good people up there. So that's 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.520 what I did. Everybody. I'm glad, Amy, glad to see 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:36.080 your face. Your adoption party was this weekend thinking about 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.279 white No, it was all girls. I know. That's why 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:43.280 I thought should have And you had a stand up show. Um, 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.519 it's good to Matt in d C. Hey, Matt doing, 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.360 what's up, buddy, Thanks for calling, Thanks for having me 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.640 on the air. It's actually pretty nucky. Good talk to you. Okay, 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.040 that's what would you like to say. I'm glad it's 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:58.080 early in the morning. You picked up the phone. What's up? Um? 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.240 So I've done four years in the Marines, a tour 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.840 in Afghanistan. I've been a volunteer firefighter for just about 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.840 ten years, and I'm in the hiring process now to 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.280 be telling a a county sheriff for deputy sheriff. Um, 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.560 And I just wanted to say that it's it's really 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.040 nice to see somebody that's in your position that stands 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.480 up for the military and first responders like you do, 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.839 um and the way that you do and the support 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:24.040 that you show them is really really cool to see 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.880 somebody that actually does that, especially with everything that's going 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.639 on nowadays with all like the media crap and everything 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.520 going on with that. So I just wanted to show 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:35.280 my appreciation to you in the Morning show for how 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.800 you guys stand up for all that. It's very kind 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.320 to you to say it, But as I always say myself, 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.920 as I don't do crap, man, I don't have the 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.000 the who was to be out there fighting for our country. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:47.880 Like I'm a whim. I don't have to who I 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.680 was to be out there, you know, every day on 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.840 the streets making sure that you know people are safe. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.760 So yeah, I appreciate it because like I need it 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.320 and I don't. I I don't do it. So I 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.760 appreciate you what you've done and everybody out there that 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.800 serves and responds man. Nothing but respect for you guys. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:07.920 So thanks Matt for the call. But again I just 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.880 don't I don't think it's about me. It's always awesome 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:11.200 when I go to shows and get people give me 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.520 their coins. Yeah, that's a really cool thing for me 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.280 and always I really appreciate that. Matt Hey, thank you, 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:19.240 have a great day. Mann, Thank you for the call. Alright, 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:23.080 see you later. Yeah, I mean I would say that 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.200 every hour if I could. I guess I can. How 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:31.600 about we do it every hour? Back at it. 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In two thousand ten, the couple one a 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.360 hundred thousand dollars. They just won a lottery for the 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.280 third time for six point one million dollars. Oh my goodness. Things. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:28.040 Never give up, Never give up. That's crazy. Lunchbox plays 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:32.280 a lottery every two weeks, like take his paycheck. That 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.880 makes me so jealous and so happy for them. You're 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.360 not happy for them, are you? I mean not really? 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:43.880 I see you. Bobby Bones show story its producer Raymond. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.080 In Alaska Airlines, flight headed from Sacramento to San Diego 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.640 was forced making emergency landing. The warning light said there 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.640 was a fire on board. There weren't any flames. Luckily, 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:59.000 everybody is okay. In recall News Fresh Express, the salads 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.440 have been recalled, the dead bat was found in one. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.120 Take your salads back for a full refund. And finally, 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.520 in sports, Sergio Garcia won the Masters, his first ever 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:13.920 major championship, so congrats to him. I was sitting in 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.080 a traffic light before work and it would not turn green. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.360 And it wasn't a flash shot like you said that. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.680 It was a real life red light. Yeah, So I 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.960 reverse it and drive back and drive forward, and drive 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.480 back and drive for and it doesn't turn green. You 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.320 just go right. I didn't because it's the left turn. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.840 So I drive back, I drive forward. You guys do 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:35.760 that all the time, and I'm not even sure if 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:40.960 that's a sensor there for a time, drive bag drive forward. Yeah, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.599 it's a good move. And so finally it hit and 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.080 that I was wondering I drove bag forward or if 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.240 I just got the time right here, because I think 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:53.840 it was. It wasn't in a really like crazy cross 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:57.320 section where they would have a sensor or a camera. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.160 So there you guys, drive bag. I'm a firm even 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.640 on the drive back forward. The problem is if someone 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:06.760 is behind you, you you can't drive back. But what what 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:08.720 you do? Sometimes you wait for someone to drive it 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.720 behind you. Hopefully they trigger it right. Because that's the 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.960 thing too. That's why you're going back, yes, back like 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:19.680 three cars. Yeah, that's what it is. You have to 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.039 get more than what it won't change for just one car. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:28.800 I'll try to drive forward back at it. Bringing the 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.280 good news on a Monday. This is about positivity. It's 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:38.520 called tell me something good. I love police officers. If 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.400 you're listening in your police officer, I love what you do. 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:44.120 I appreciate you every single day taking risks to keep 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.520 us safe and for all the police officers to go 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.560 above and beyond the doing the nextraor like this year, 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:52.160 these officers and Texas are taking American sign language classes 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.440 so they can better serve their communities because now about 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.080 fifteen percent of Americans are deaf or hard of hearing. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.440 So Colin County, Texas shift deputies are all going to 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.640 sign language classes so they can learn how to talk 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.600 to people who are hard hearing. That's cool, isn't that cool? 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:10.160 Like extra beyond do extra? That is awesome. Well, you 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.240 know Oregon State Police, they took an oath to protect 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:18.600 and serve, even if it's baby ducklings. Yeah, so a 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.400 mama duck in her little baby ducklings were crossing the 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.200 street in an intersection when two ducklings were swept into 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.400 the drain. But don't worry. The state police were called 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.160 and city workers too, and they were able to reach 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.039 in there with a net and rescue the two ducklings. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.520 They were reunited with their mother and siblings and they 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:40.000 waddled away unharmed. I wonder if they appreciated it, though, 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.279 I bet they did. They probably went back and told 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:46.200 all her other duck friends. Guy, the police, the city, 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:49.599 they're here to protect and serve. Thank about that man. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.919 Facebook is saving lives. There was this lady, she was 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.440 pregnant and she just wrote on her status, oh my goodness, 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.680 I'm itching all over my body. Well, someone on her 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.560 Facebook said, well, if you itching and you're pregnant, it 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.720 could be and I don't even know how to coleo 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:07.360 stasis and it affects the unborn baby. So she went 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:08.880 to the doctor and they're like, we got to deliver 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.040 this baby early. They facebook because it's yeah, because it's 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.600 life threatening to the baby. Wow, that's awesome. See Facebook's 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:22.400 a good place occasionally. Just one time, I guess if 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:26.520 you're itching, Oh, there you go. I was ready for 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:35.560 him to saying, that's your bonus saving lives. Hey. By 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.920 the way, if you go to iTunes and you search 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.920 Bobby Cast and you can subscribe. Coming by Luke Laird probably, 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.240 I mean, if not the biggest, one of the biggest writers. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.360 But Dirk's has come by the house, and Jake Owen's 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.080 come by the house. It's going to be good ones, 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:55.600 three good ones. Sorry one. I love songwriters and so 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.720 maybe that's that's not your jam. We've learned that you're 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.480 not really into this songwriting. I appreciate them because they 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:02.680 make it happen without them. There, did you hear what 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:07.320 she said? There's gonna be one really good one? So anyway, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.480 just goes iTunes and subscribe and typing Bobby casts and 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:18.400 subscribe and there you go. Man. Yeah. It was in 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.800 Boston on Friday night, and I probably haven't been out 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.960 twice in two years. But a lot of people from 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:27.960 the company, a lot of people from all over came 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.920 to watch the show. And so we went to the 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:37.280 Cheers Bar afterwards making new winds and it was cool. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.960 Takes picture outside by the sign, but inside it's very tiny. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.480 It does actually look like the Cheers Bar inside. Yeah, 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.720 but it was nice. It was I mean, it wasn't 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.040 super packed or anything. I thought it'd be like all tourists. Yeah, 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.439 it really wasn't. We had fun out of water. It 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:55.960 was on the rocks, though, and they closed at midnight, 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:59.200 and I kept on. They played this song midnight, so 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.720 I waited around like and I was like, you know, 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.160 I feel turned but that I want to hear the song, 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:09.200 and twelve o'clock hit and nothing they didn't play. How 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.920 do you pay that unless you pay money for it. 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.280 That was Friday night and Saturday night. I'll tell you 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:18.880 more about it later. Some guy yells out in the 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:20.679 middle of my stand up show, I'm gonna shoot you 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.920 not to me to who I just sat the show. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.840 I tweeted in Instagram and snapchat at it and the 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.120 whole thing, and I was just like I had apologized 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:30.800 because I was like, I've never stopped a stand up 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.400 show before. But there were two five It was nuts. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.920 We were in western Massachusetts, and I was like, shoot you. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.160 And I was like, whoa, whoa, stop, stop everything. And 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.840 I just sat down on the stage and waited and 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.280 I'll tell you about it later. But afterward I went 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.959 out and I was meeting a lot of them listeners 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.559 behind the after the show, and I was like, okay, 0:09:54.720 --> 0:10:01.160 let's all be careful here. I everybody problem with this. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:06.079 I will not shoot Bobby. The cops came. If you 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.840 look at my Twitter, you'll see how the cops outside 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:12.080 the theater they said, I'll shoot you. Yeah, he told 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.040 her I'll shoot you because they got into a fight. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:18.240 Oh my goodness. Yep. And I had and Mike Signs 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.640 was working and he was right by it, and he 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.439 was like, you never But I had just off the 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.680 show inside his big theater and I could and it 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.520 was dark out there. His wild Man and then my 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.640 speaker pop and it sound like a gunshot right right 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:35.760 around that time. Terrible, the whole the whole night was crazy. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:41.319 I'll teay you that coming up a little bit. He's 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.160 thirty second skinny. Laura Elena has a lot to celebrate. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.679 Road Less Traveled hit the top of the charts and 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.760 it's her first number one, which is pretty exciting. Jason 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.520 al Dean's Any Old bar Stool went to number two, 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.360 and Sam Hunt's Body Like a Back Road jumps two 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.000 spots to number three. So William Michael Morgan and Jennifer 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.120 or Wayne have called off their engagement. They announced their 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:07.440 separation on social media this weekend, asking for privacy at 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:11.880 this time. Amy, that's your thirty seconds skinny show down 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:16.080 head Sorry to day. This story comes thus from Albuquerque, 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:19.360 New Mexico. Two men needed to get to the courthouse 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.600 because one guy had to pick up an ankle monitor, 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.920 you know, for you know, supervision purposes. Like, man, we 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:26.720 don't have a RYDE, we don't have a RYD. I 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.720 got it. We'll steal a car. So they stole a car, 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.880 only problems that had a GPS tracking device, and police 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.240 are like, man, that's going right right to the courthouse. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.839 They just waited when they walked up arrested him for 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:39.960 the stolen car. They stole a car to get to 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.400 the courthouse to get an ankle bracelet to monitor their actions. Yes, 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:45.840 I mean it all makes sense because the bunch of 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:50.440 dumb moves from the dumb people. Yeah, one bad decision 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.680 leads to another bad decision leads to jail. I'm lunchbox. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:57.679 That's your bone Head story of the day, Bobby bone Show. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.319 Maybe you guys will remember Shan and Shannon. All day 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.160 I was like, I got a job interview, Will you 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:06.400 please play me a motivational song? And Shannon's on right now? Hey, Shannon, Hey, 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.200 how's it going. It was good, and I said, hey, 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.640 whatever happens, will you please call us back and let 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:14.920 us know, right he did, Yeah, all right, So what happened? Um, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.480 So I interviewed for two jobs today that I talked 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.280 with you, and two people in my class heard me 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:23.079 on the radio and texted me good luck. And one 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.360 of the nurses on the floor that that I was 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:28.160 interviewing for heard me on the radio and called the 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.000 nurse manager and told her that someone was really excited 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:36.679 to become interview at the floor. So basically, okay, I'm 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:40.520 just saying, so basically, we got you the job. Huh uh. Yeah, 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.080 I got offers from both of the floors that I 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.440 interviewed on and I've accepted the job as a nurse 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:51.319 at Children's. Obviously we didn't get you the job, but 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.800 that's fun today. Listen, I congratulations, thank you so much. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.560 I actually just booked a trip to celebrate to go 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.520 to Nashville in June. Well, party on and you'll probably 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:03.360 see Eddie and Lunchbox out partying. That's what they do. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:07.160 Remember the song that it was seven Nation Army. That's right, 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.280 So that's when you do something big. Now you got 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:13.360 to hit that song again. This is the pop up Congratulations, 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.480 that's awesome. Shannon A. Rolig in the job there who 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.840 pop up song? But I'll walk out to do my 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:26.600 stand episodes when the crowds clapping, I'm like, I'm clapping. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:33.480 I gotta commount hard. Yeah. So George Clooney was doing 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.000 a bunch of work at his house, and so there's 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.640 a lot of noise, lot of renovations, and so they 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.680 knew it was putting their neighbors out just to have 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.000 boom boom, boom boom, not even through the whole night, 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.280 just in the daytime. So they win gave all their 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:49.040 neighbors fifty grand I knew it was gonna be something crazy, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.720 But they also gave them a really expensive vacuum cleaner 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.120 in a six weeks stay at a luxury hotel. What 0:13:54.600 --> 0:14:00.840 is that just for their troubles? Yeah? True. So listen, 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.680 my neighbor and I had to move. But my neighbor 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.920 at my condo that I lived, he was beating on 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.280 his doors and walls all the time, and then he 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:14.160 busted a pipe and it flooded the entire building. And 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.600 I still king, you know, he got you something edible arrangement. 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.920 Don't even get me started in edible arrangements. Aside from this, 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.960 first of all, it pretty much run the whole building. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:29.040 The whole building, like I still don't live I'm never 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.239 living there again, and it's just being still being constructed, 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:33.560 like I have to go there today after the show 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:35.840 just to look at it, like I still have it 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.400 and have to be a mortgage on it. An insurance 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.840 covered up for a bit, but not any more. That 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:45.920 he's not George Clooney. George Clooney gets fifty. I got 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:51.760 some bad pineapple and a flooded apartment, that edible arrangement. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.880 There's nothing you can do with it, Like you try 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.040 to eat it all at once, because otherwise you can't 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.680 put it Infera doesn't, so you're like, well, I must 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:00.480 eat it, or at least a enough of it to 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.240 fit in. And then it's like a bad Tetris game 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.920 where you're trying to fit it in the middle of 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.120 the Oh, you eat all the chocolate cover berries first, 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.560 and then you just see what happens. It does it looks, 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.040 it looks exciting when you get it, though it doesn't 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:15.600 it like you get in your It's gonna be about 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:17.680 to be amazing. It's like prom. You're like, it's about 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.840 to be amazing. I'd like to be the greatest thing ever. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.960 And then all of a sudden, it's like he's looking 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.560 for someone to eat a pineapple, you know, just like Prom, 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:29.720 just begging. So sad. There's a man who's find a 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.480 hundred ninety bucks for failing to put a leash on 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.240 the snakes wait, which, by the way, there's a python 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.240 that's coming in on Wednesday, and lunch Box will hold 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.280 it as part of his bet. He's got sixty seconds 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:44.440 to hold the python. The zoo that has the snake 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.120 has said that they would like sixty seconds to talk 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.000 about snakes first. That was totally down with that. Yeah, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:51.920 because I have no problem with snakes, and I think 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.240 it's snake education. And so lunchbox, who that's his fear 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.760 lost to bet. We gave him three or four ways 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.200 to get out of it. They'll being a Wednesday, and 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.400 he will hold the python and if for some reason 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.480 he doesn't hold it for sixty seconds, he has to 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:10.000 wrap around his neck tied down. Yeah, hey, phailing even 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.480 thinking about that long. I've been thinking about it all 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.560 weekend about this is gonna be the worst week of 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.400 my life, of your life, of my life. I am 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:20.680 so terrified, and that Wednesday I might be sick. Would 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:28.080 you rather happen today? Would you rather happen Friday? Yeah, okay, 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.119 that's not going too It's still gonna be Wednesday regardless. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:31.880 But yeah, the guy I got a ticket because the 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.520 pythons were not on the leash, and an animal control 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.920 officer said, yeah, you gotta have all your pets on 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.760 the leash. Here, this is that clip. The animal control 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:44.000 officer literally said, you know, go get a rope tied 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:48.840 around your snake and that would be sufficient. I was dumbfounded. 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:52.040 I didn't know that snakes literally had to be on 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.040 a leash or some type of containment like that. You know, 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.880 that's not some everyday law that you hear. I mean, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.440 do you ever just go rolling out with your snakes? 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.120 That's all so weird. They have them around their neck 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.240 and stuff. I mean, I don't seen anybody with them 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.679 around their neck. I don't either, Like I've never unless 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.240 it's like someone showing off they have a snake around 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.280 their neck for money. I've never seen those picturing in 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:20.639 my head like a guy in the corner. In about 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.040 an hour, the Raging Idiot's debut a new parody to 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.679 Body like a background called bodies Feeling so Old. So 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.800 I gotta get my voice. Me me, MEMI, how's your voice? 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:35.000 It's good? Here's all right? Me me me, what's up? 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:38.880 Bobby Amy had her adoption shower, and everybody brought kids 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.199 books to your adoption. Yeah, I didn't know that the 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.480 hosts had asked anybody coming to bring books for the kids. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.760 So it's perfect because I'd set up they're reading book. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.040 But I was like, there's no books and people are, 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.280 you know, probably gonna get toys or different things. Um, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:54.240 but every showed up with a book. I sent a 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:59.680 book books. I don't remember. Oh, you don't know it 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:02.159 was it was favorite kids book. Well now I know 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:08.320 my wife picked it. It was always picked it too. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:11.080 I don't remember that whatever balloon thing they gave. Everyone 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:14.560 was like those are all Yeah, we did like Alison 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:18.960 in Wonderland. We did Tom Sawyer. We did On Sawyer, 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.720 like the whole package. It's like a whole package, like 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.240 kid version. It's like kid version of Tom Sawyer, not 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:36.800 the whole leagues under the seat kid version. Kids. These 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:38.800 he didn't say that I did was Tom Sawyer. I 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.680 was like, all right, great gets. There was not a 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:46.680 kid version the Old Testament. My kids are really advanced. 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:49.679 I just sent over the places you go from doctors 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.520 sus that's my favorite. It's so easy to read. I 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:54.560 knew which one you were sitting before I even opened it. 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.359 Once I figured out there was that theme, I was like, oh, 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.359 I know, I know what Bobby's is. And then Lundley 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:00.639 sent over one too. I didn't know her was like, 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:07.520 I love you, candidate. I don't know what it was. 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:12.320 Were great the kid version of Tom. I didn't realize 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:16.560 there was an adult version, I thought, and huncle Berry Finn. 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:19.240 I don't think i've ever read that. Do you know 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:24.800 who wrote them? Yeah, Mark Twain? Is that right? Or no? Yeah, 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.719 that's right. Do you think it was almost said Tom Sawyer? 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:30.159 But I think he's in the book? Was a character? 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:33.320 You know the biography Tom Sawyer about himself? It was 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:36.120 Mark Twain? Is that all he did? Was he? Anybody? 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:38.920 Did he have two names? Yeah? Samuel Clements was his 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.440 real name, a man see, I knew, but he didn't 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:46.720 use that name. Why. I don't know. That's weird because 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.160 there are school called schools called Samuel Clements I named 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:52.600 after the Samuel Yeah what not named Mark Twain. That's 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:56.680 not a real person. So it's like Garth Brooks and 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:02.359 Chris Gaines, um kind of. I mean, I mean, my 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:04.359 really is not Bobby Bones would be more like Bobby 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:10.440 whole other. Yeah. So how many books did you get? Countless? 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.440 Probably over thirty because that's how many people like and 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:18.520 some people get multiple books, and who know, it's probably 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:20.840 like fifty. It's it's so great. Now they're a little 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:23.960 reading book fully stocked apparently lunch boxing in the book 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:30.200 mobile school. It's a little libraryastic or whatever. Man, I 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:32.399 would tell you the bookmobile when it came to school. 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:36.280 And then when they had the book fair. You kids 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.600 don't even know the book still have it? Yeah? You 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:48.720 kids still? Yeah, this is not a commercial. It is 0:20:48.800 --> 0:20:50.159 a commercial. What I'm about to do is not a 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:55.119 commercial because I like these izzy fusion drinks, and so 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:57.760 I was like, yeah, I'll be happy to endorse them, 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:00.600 because we'lly endorse things that I do, we use, or 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:03.119 someone close to us uses. And so they hand me 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:05.399 the commercial and one hasn't ran yet, But would you 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:07.440 like to try to read it? Oh? Yeah, you try 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.200 to read it? Re read the commercial. I don't want 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:11.720 to show you up because I'm really good at reading. 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:15.399 A fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:20.200 come together in Petsicos New Beveragezzy Fusions. I nailed it, 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:23.639 not really, but it's the part because even you it no, 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:27.400 it's a part natural fruit juice, fusion of natural fruit juices. 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:31.359 And he tried it exusion, you know, I go ahead, 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:33.760 hit it hard. I get ready commercial fizzy bubbles and 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:42.280 a fuse it fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural 0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:45.120 fruit juices come together, and it guess it goes new beverages. 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.080 You don't have to read it all, just read it 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:49.120 from the top though. That's the whole point. A gad, 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:50.520 that's all I did. Go out from the very ginning 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:54.000 fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices come again, 0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:03.120 that guy, fusion bubbles, You won that game. I see 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:06.439 where the situation. Mike Sarrantino's hit with an eight million 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:12.520 dollar tax penalty and fifteen years in jail. Possibly him 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.040 and his brother Mark were charged his violating tax laws. 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.320 They're accused of tax evasion and structuring funds. This is 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:23.640 like lunchboxes, hero man. This is a bad situation, said 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:25.760 that year three times. I've seen it like on seven 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:29.520