Speaker 1: Everybody trans America show. Yeah, all right, back another week.
Speaker 1: Feeling good about this week? Good by. I spent my
Speaker 1: weekend in the wonderful state of Massachusetts. Did stand up
Speaker 1: show in Boston. I love Boston. I was in Northampton.
Speaker 1: I just it's just good people up there. So that's
Speaker 1: what I did. Everybody. I'm glad, Amy, glad to see
Speaker 1: your face. Your adoption party was this weekend thinking about
Speaker 1: white No, it was all girls. I know. That's why
Speaker 1: I thought should have And you had a stand up show. Um,
Speaker 1: it's good to Matt in d C. Hey, Matt doing,
Speaker 1: what's up, buddy, Thanks for calling, Thanks for having me
Speaker 1: on the air. It's actually pretty nucky. Good talk to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what would you like to say. I'm glad it's
Speaker 1: early in the morning. You picked up the phone. What's up? Um?
Speaker 1: So I've done four years in the Marines, a tour
Speaker 1: in Afghanistan. I've been a volunteer firefighter for just about
Speaker 1: ten years, and I'm in the hiring process now to
Speaker 1: be telling a a county sheriff for deputy sheriff. Um,
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say that it's it's really
Speaker 1: nice to see somebody that's in your position that stands
Speaker 1: up for the military and first responders like you do,
Speaker 1: um and the way that you do and the support
Speaker 1: that you show them is really really cool to see
Speaker 1: somebody that actually does that, especially with everything that's going
Speaker 1: on nowadays with all like the media crap and everything
Speaker 1: going on with that. So I just wanted to show
Speaker 1: my appreciation to you in the Morning show for how
Speaker 1: you guys stand up for all that. It's very kind
Speaker 1: to you to say it, But as I always say myself,
Speaker 1: as I don't do crap, man, I don't have the
Speaker 1: the who was to be out there fighting for our country.
Speaker 1: Like I'm a whim. I don't have to who I
Speaker 1: was to be out there, you know, every day on
Speaker 1: the streets making sure that you know people are safe.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I appreciate it because like I need it
Speaker 1: and I don't. I I don't do it. So I
Speaker 1: appreciate you what you've done and everybody out there that
Speaker 1: serves and responds man. Nothing but respect for you guys.
Speaker 1: So thanks Matt for the call. But again I just
Speaker 1: don't I don't think it's about me. It's always awesome
Speaker 1: when I go to shows and get people give me
Speaker 1: their coins. Yeah, that's a really cool thing for me
Speaker 1: and always I really appreciate that. Matt Hey, thank you,
Speaker 1: have a great day. Mann, Thank you for the call. Alright,
Speaker 1: see you later. Yeah, I mean I would say that
Speaker 1: every hour if I could. I guess I can. How
Speaker 1: about we do it every hour? Back at it. By
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Speaker 1: All the podcasts go up right there. Bobby recognizing people
Speaker 1: doing cool things. I see you, Barbara and Douglas think
Speaker 1: And not really because they did anything awesome in their
Speaker 1: own hearts, but just for me the luckiest people. They
Speaker 1: won the lottery for the third time, the third time,
Speaker 1: the third time. Douglas had previously one thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: nine nine. In two thousand ten, the couple one a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. They just won a lottery for the
Speaker 1: third time for six point one million dollars. Oh my goodness. Things.
Speaker 1: Never give up, Never give up. That's crazy. Lunchbox plays
Speaker 1: a lottery every two weeks, like take his paycheck. That
Speaker 1: makes me so jealous and so happy for them. You're
Speaker 1: not happy for them, are you? I mean not really?
Speaker 1: I see you. Bobby Bones show story its producer Raymond.
Speaker 1: In Alaska Airlines, flight headed from Sacramento to San Diego
Speaker 1: was forced making emergency landing. The warning light said there
Speaker 1: was a fire on board. There weren't any flames. Luckily,
Speaker 1: everybody is okay. In recall News Fresh Express, the salads
Speaker 1: have been recalled, the dead bat was found in one.
Speaker 1: Take your salads back for a full refund. And finally,
Speaker 1: in sports, Sergio Garcia won the Masters, his first ever
Speaker 1: major championship, so congrats to him. I was sitting in
Speaker 1: a traffic light before work and it would not turn green.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't a flash shot like you said that.
Speaker 1: It was a real life red light. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: reverse it and drive back and drive forward, and drive
Speaker 1: back and drive for and it doesn't turn green. You
Speaker 1: just go right. I didn't because it's the left turn.
Speaker 1: So I drive back, I drive forward. You guys do
Speaker 1: that all the time, and I'm not even sure if
Speaker 1: that's a sensor there for a time, drive bag drive forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good move. And so finally it hit and
Speaker 1: that I was wondering I drove bag forward or if
Speaker 1: I just got the time right here, because I think
Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't in a really like crazy cross
Speaker 1: section where they would have a sensor or a camera.
Speaker 1: So there you guys, drive bag. I'm a firm even
Speaker 1: on the drive back forward. The problem is if someone
Speaker 1: is behind you, you you can't drive back. But what what
Speaker 1: you do? Sometimes you wait for someone to drive it
Speaker 1: behind you. Hopefully they trigger it right. Because that's the
Speaker 1: thing too. That's why you're going back, yes, back like
Speaker 1: three cars. Yeah, that's what it is. You have to
Speaker 1: get more than what it won't change for just one car.
Speaker 1: I'll try to drive forward back at it. Bringing the
Speaker 1: good news on a Monday. This is about positivity. It's
Speaker 1: called tell me something good. I love police officers. If
Speaker 1: you're listening in your police officer, I love what you do.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you every single day taking risks to keep
Speaker 1: us safe and for all the police officers to go
Speaker 1: above and beyond the doing the nextraor like this year,
Speaker 1: these officers and Texas are taking American sign language classes
Speaker 1: so they can better serve their communities because now about
Speaker 1: fifteen percent of Americans are deaf or hard of hearing.
Speaker 1: So Colin County, Texas shift deputies are all going to
Speaker 1: sign language classes so they can learn how to talk
Speaker 1: to people who are hard hearing. That's cool, isn't that cool?
Speaker 1: Like extra beyond do extra? That is awesome. Well, you
Speaker 1: know Oregon State Police, they took an oath to protect
Speaker 1: and serve, even if it's baby ducklings. Yeah, so a
Speaker 1: mama duck in her little baby ducklings were crossing the
Speaker 1: street in an intersection when two ducklings were swept into
Speaker 1: the drain. But don't worry. The state police were called
Speaker 1: and city workers too, and they were able to reach
Speaker 1: in there with a net and rescue the two ducklings.
Speaker 1: They were reunited with their mother and siblings and they
Speaker 1: waddled away unharmed. I wonder if they appreciated it, though,
Speaker 1: I bet they did. They probably went back and told
Speaker 1: all her other duck friends. Guy, the police, the city,
Speaker 1: they're here to protect and serve. Thank about that man.
Speaker 1: Facebook is saving lives. There was this lady, she was
Speaker 1: pregnant and she just wrote on her status, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I'm itching all over my body. Well, someone on her
Speaker 1: Facebook said, well, if you itching and you're pregnant, it
Speaker 1: could be and I don't even know how to coleo
Speaker 1: stasis and it affects the unborn baby. So she went
Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're like, we got to deliver
Speaker 1: this baby early. They facebook because it's yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: life threatening to the baby. Wow, that's awesome. See Facebook's
Speaker 1: a good place occasionally. Just one time, I guess if
Speaker 1: you're itching, Oh, there you go. I was ready for
Speaker 1: him to saying, that's your bonus saving lives. Hey. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you go to iTunes and you search
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Speaker 1: I mean, if not the biggest, one of the biggest writers.
Speaker 1: But Dirk's has come by the house, and Jake Owen's
Speaker 1: come by the house. It's going to be good ones,
Speaker 1: three good ones. Sorry one. I love songwriters and so
Speaker 1: maybe that's that's not your jam. We've learned that you're
Speaker 1: not really into this songwriting. I appreciate them because they
Speaker 1: make it happen without them. There, did you hear what
Speaker 1: she said? There's gonna be one really good one? So anyway,
Speaker 1: just goes iTunes and subscribe and typing Bobby casts and
Speaker 1: subscribe and there you go. Man. Yeah. It was in
Speaker 1: Boston on Friday night, and I probably haven't been out
Speaker 1: twice in two years. But a lot of people from
Speaker 1: the company, a lot of people from all over came
Speaker 1: to watch the show. And so we went to the
Speaker 1: Cheers Bar afterwards making new winds and it was cool.
Speaker 1: Takes picture outside by the sign, but inside it's very tiny.
Speaker 1: It does actually look like the Cheers Bar inside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was nice. It was I mean, it wasn't
Speaker 1: super packed or anything. I thought it'd be like all tourists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really wasn't. We had fun out of water. It
Speaker 1: was on the rocks, though, and they closed at midnight,
Speaker 1: and I kept on. They played this song midnight, so
Speaker 1: I waited around like and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel turned but that I want to hear the song,
Speaker 1: and twelve o'clock hit and nothing they didn't play. How
Speaker 1: do you pay that unless you pay money for it.
Speaker 1: That was Friday night and Saturday night. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: more about it later. Some guy yells out in the
Speaker 1: middle of my stand up show, I'm gonna shoot you
Speaker 1: not to me to who I just sat the show.
Speaker 1: I tweeted in Instagram and snapchat at it and the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and I was just like I had apologized
Speaker 1: because I was like, I've never stopped a stand up
Speaker 1: show before. But there were two five It was nuts.
Speaker 1: We were in western Massachusetts, and I was like, shoot you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, whoa, whoa, stop, stop everything. And
Speaker 1: I just sat down on the stage and waited and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it later. But afterward I went
Speaker 1: out and I was meeting a lot of them listeners
Speaker 1: behind the after the show, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's all be careful here. I everybody problem with this.
Speaker 1: I will not shoot Bobby. The cops came. If you
Speaker 1: look at my Twitter, you'll see how the cops outside
Speaker 1: the theater they said, I'll shoot you. Yeah, he told
Speaker 1: her I'll shoot you because they got into a fight.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Yep. And I had and Mike Signs
Speaker 1: was working and he was right by it, and he
Speaker 1: was like, you never But I had just off the
Speaker 1: show inside his big theater and I could and it
Speaker 1: was dark out there. His wild Man and then my
Speaker 1: speaker pop and it sound like a gunshot right right
Speaker 1: around that time. Terrible, the whole the whole night was crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll teay you that coming up a little bit. He's
Speaker 1: thirty second skinny. Laura Elena has a lot to celebrate.
Speaker 1: Road Less Traveled hit the top of the charts and
Speaker 1: it's her first number one, which is pretty exciting. Jason
Speaker 1: al Dean's Any Old bar Stool went to number two,
Speaker 1: and Sam Hunt's Body Like a Back Road jumps two
Speaker 1: spots to number three. So William Michael Morgan and Jennifer
Speaker 1: or Wayne have called off their engagement. They announced their
Speaker 1: separation on social media this weekend, asking for privacy at
Speaker 1: this time. Amy, that's your thirty seconds skinny show down
Speaker 1: head Sorry to day. This story comes thus from Albuquerque,
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Two men needed to get to the courthouse
Speaker 1: because one guy had to pick up an ankle monitor,
Speaker 1: you know, for you know, supervision purposes. Like, man, we
Speaker 1: don't have a RYDE, we don't have a RYD. I
Speaker 1: got it. We'll steal a car. So they stole a car,
Speaker 1: only problems that had a GPS tracking device, and police
Speaker 1: are like, man, that's going right right to the courthouse.
Speaker 1: They just waited when they walked up arrested him for
Speaker 1: the stolen car. They stole a car to get to
Speaker 1: the courthouse to get an ankle bracelet to monitor their actions. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean it all makes sense because the bunch of
Speaker 1: dumb moves from the dumb people. Yeah, one bad decision
Speaker 1: leads to another bad decision leads to jail. I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 1: That's your bone Head story of the day, Bobby bone Show.
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys will remember Shan and Shannon. All day
Speaker 1: I was like, I got a job interview, Will you
Speaker 1: please play me a motivational song? And Shannon's on right now? Hey, Shannon, Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going. It was good, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: whatever happens, will you please call us back and let
Speaker 1: us know, right he did, Yeah, all right, So what happened? Um,
Speaker 1: So I interviewed for two jobs today that I talked
Speaker 1: with you, and two people in my class heard me
Speaker 1: on the radio and texted me good luck. And one
Speaker 1: of the nurses on the floor that that I was
Speaker 1: interviewing for heard me on the radio and called the
Speaker 1: nurse manager and told her that someone was really excited
Speaker 1: to become interview at the floor. So basically, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, so basically, we got you the job. Huh uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got offers from both of the floors that I
Speaker 1: interviewed on and I've accepted the job as a nurse
Speaker 1: at Children's. Obviously we didn't get you the job, but
Speaker 1: that's fun today. Listen, I congratulations, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I actually just booked a trip to celebrate to go
Speaker 1: to Nashville in June. Well, party on and you'll probably
Speaker 1: see Eddie and Lunchbox out partying. That's what they do.
Speaker 1: Remember the song that it was seven Nation Army. That's right,
Speaker 1: So that's when you do something big. Now you got
Speaker 1: to hit that song again. This is the pop up Congratulations,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Shannon A. Rolig in the job there who
Speaker 1: pop up song? But I'll walk out to do my
Speaker 1: stand episodes when the crowds clapping, I'm like, I'm clapping.
Speaker 1: I gotta commount hard. Yeah. So George Clooney was doing
Speaker 1: a bunch of work at his house, and so there's
Speaker 1: a lot of noise, lot of renovations, and so they
Speaker 1: knew it was putting their neighbors out just to have
Speaker 1: boom boom, boom boom, not even through the whole night,
Speaker 1: just in the daytime. So they win gave all their
Speaker 1: neighbors fifty grand I knew it was gonna be something crazy,
Speaker 1: But they also gave them a really expensive vacuum cleaner
Speaker 1: in a six weeks stay at a luxury hotel. What
Speaker 1: is that just for their troubles? Yeah? True. So listen,
Speaker 1: my neighbor and I had to move. But my neighbor
Speaker 1: at my condo that I lived, he was beating on
Speaker 1: his doors and walls all the time, and then he
Speaker 1: busted a pipe and it flooded the entire building. And
Speaker 1: I still king, you know, he got you something edible arrangement.
Speaker 1: Don't even get me started in edible arrangements. Aside from this,
Speaker 1: first of all, it pretty much run the whole building.
Speaker 1: The whole building, like I still don't live I'm never
Speaker 1: living there again, and it's just being still being constructed,
Speaker 1: like I have to go there today after the show
Speaker 1: just to look at it, like I still have it
Speaker 1: and have to be a mortgage on it. An insurance
Speaker 1: covered up for a bit, but not any more. That
Speaker 1: he's not George Clooney. George Clooney gets fifty. I got
Speaker 1: some bad pineapple and a flooded apartment, that edible arrangement.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do with it, Like you try
Speaker 1: to eat it all at once, because otherwise you can't
Speaker 1: put it Infera doesn't, so you're like, well, I must
Speaker 1: eat it, or at least a enough of it to
Speaker 1: fit in. And then it's like a bad Tetris game
Speaker 1: where you're trying to fit it in the middle of
Speaker 1: the Oh, you eat all the chocolate cover berries first,
Speaker 1: and then you just see what happens. It does it looks,
Speaker 1: it looks exciting when you get it, though it doesn't
Speaker 1: it like you get in your It's gonna be about
Speaker 1: to be amazing. It's like prom. You're like, it's about
Speaker 1: to be amazing. I'd like to be the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it's like he's looking
Speaker 1: for someone to eat a pineapple, you know, just like Prom,
Speaker 1: just begging. So sad. There's a man who's find a
Speaker 1: hundred ninety bucks for failing to put a leash on
Speaker 1: the snakes wait, which, by the way, there's a python
Speaker 1: that's coming in on Wednesday, and lunch Box will hold
Speaker 1: it as part of his bet. He's got sixty seconds
Speaker 1: to hold the python. The zoo that has the snake
Speaker 1: has said that they would like sixty seconds to talk
Speaker 1: about snakes first. That was totally down with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I have no problem with snakes, and I think
Speaker 1: it's snake education. And so lunchbox, who that's his fear
Speaker 1: lost to bet. We gave him three or four ways
Speaker 1: to get out of it. They'll being a Wednesday, and
Speaker 1: he will hold the python and if for some reason
Speaker 1: he doesn't hold it for sixty seconds, he has to
Speaker 1: wrap around his neck tied down. Yeah, hey, phailing even
Speaker 1: thinking about that long. I've been thinking about it all
Speaker 1: weekend about this is gonna be the worst week of
Speaker 1: my life, of your life, of my life. I am
Speaker 1: so terrified, and that Wednesday I might be sick. Would
Speaker 1: you rather happen today? Would you rather happen Friday? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not going too It's still gonna be Wednesday regardless.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the guy I got a ticket because the
Speaker 1: pythons were not on the leash, and an animal control
Speaker 1: officer said, yeah, you gotta have all your pets on
Speaker 1: the leash. Here, this is that clip. The animal control
Speaker 1: officer literally said, you know, go get a rope tied
Speaker 1: around your snake and that would be sufficient. I was dumbfounded.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that snakes literally had to be on
Speaker 1: a leash or some type of containment like that. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not some everyday law that you hear. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you ever just go rolling out with your snakes?
Speaker 1: That's all so weird. They have them around their neck
Speaker 1: and stuff. I mean, I don't seen anybody with them
Speaker 1: around their neck. I don't either, Like I've never unless
Speaker 1: it's like someone showing off they have a snake around
Speaker 1: their neck for money. I've never seen those picturing in
Speaker 1: my head like a guy in the corner. In about
Speaker 1: an hour, the Raging Idiot's debut a new parody to
Speaker 1: Body like a background called bodies Feeling so Old. So
Speaker 1: I gotta get my voice. Me me, MEMI, how's your voice?
Speaker 1: It's good? Here's all right? Me me me, what's up?
Speaker 1: Bobby Amy had her adoption shower, and everybody brought kids
Speaker 1: books to your adoption. Yeah, I didn't know that the
Speaker 1: hosts had asked anybody coming to bring books for the kids.
Speaker 1: So it's perfect because I'd set up they're reading book.
Speaker 1: But I was like, there's no books and people are,
Speaker 1: you know, probably gonna get toys or different things. Um,
Speaker 1: but every showed up with a book. I sent a
Speaker 1: book books. I don't remember. Oh, you don't know it
Speaker 1: was it was favorite kids book. Well now I know
Speaker 1: my wife picked it. It was always picked it too.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that whatever balloon thing they gave. Everyone
Speaker 1: was like those are all Yeah, we did like Alison
Speaker 1: in Wonderland. We did Tom Sawyer. We did On Sawyer,
Speaker 1: like the whole package. It's like a whole package, like
Speaker 1: kid version. It's like kid version of Tom Sawyer, not
Speaker 1: the whole leagues under the seat kid version. Kids. These
Speaker 1: he didn't say that I did was Tom Sawyer. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, great gets. There was not a
Speaker 1: kid version the Old Testament. My kids are really advanced.
Speaker 1: I just sent over the places you go from doctors
Speaker 1: sus that's my favorite. It's so easy to read. I
Speaker 1: knew which one you were sitting before I even opened it.
Speaker 1: Once I figured out there was that theme, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what Bobby's is. And then Lundley
Speaker 1: sent over one too. I didn't know her was like,
Speaker 1: I love you, candidate. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: Were great the kid version of Tom. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: there was an adult version, I thought, and huncle Berry Finn.
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever read that. Do you know
Speaker 1: who wrote them? Yeah, Mark Twain? Is that right? Or no? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Do you think it was almost said Tom Sawyer?
Speaker 1: But I think he's in the book? Was a character?
Speaker 1: You know the biography Tom Sawyer about himself? It was
Speaker 1: Mark Twain? Is that all he did? Was he? Anybody?
Speaker 1: Did he have two names? Yeah? Samuel Clements was his
Speaker 1: real name, a man see, I knew, but he didn't
Speaker 1: use that name. Why. I don't know. That's weird because
Speaker 1: there are school called schools called Samuel Clements I named
Speaker 1: after the Samuel Yeah what not named Mark Twain. That's
Speaker 1: not a real person. So it's like Garth Brooks and
Speaker 1: Chris Gaines, um kind of. I mean, I mean, my
Speaker 1: really is not Bobby Bones would be more like Bobby
Speaker 1: whole other. Yeah. So how many books did you get? Countless?
Speaker 1: Probably over thirty because that's how many people like and
Speaker 1: some people get multiple books, and who know, it's probably
Speaker 1: like fifty. It's it's so great. Now they're a little
Speaker 1: reading book fully stocked apparently lunch boxing in the book
Speaker 1: mobile school. It's a little libraryastic or whatever. Man, I
Speaker 1: would tell you the bookmobile when it came to school.
Speaker 1: And then when they had the book fair. You kids
Speaker 1: don't even know the book still have it? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: kids still? Yeah, this is not a commercial. It is
Speaker 1: a commercial. What I'm about to do is not a
Speaker 1: commercial because I like these izzy fusion drinks, and so
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'll be happy to endorse them,
Speaker 1: because we'lly endorse things that I do, we use, or
Speaker 1: someone close to us uses. And so they hand me
Speaker 1: the commercial and one hasn't ran yet, But would you
Speaker 1: like to try to read it? Oh? Yeah, you try
Speaker 1: to read it? Re read the commercial. I don't want
Speaker 1: to show you up because I'm really good at reading.
Speaker 1: A fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices
Speaker 1: come together in Petsicos New Beveragezzy Fusions. I nailed it,
Speaker 1: not really, but it's the part because even you it no,
Speaker 1: it's a part natural fruit juice, fusion of natural fruit juices.
Speaker 1: And he tried it exusion, you know, I go ahead,
Speaker 1: hit it hard. I get ready commercial fizzy bubbles and
Speaker 1: a fuse it fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural
Speaker 1: fruit juices come together, and it guess it goes new beverages.
Speaker 1: You don't have to read it all, just read it
Speaker 1: from the top though. That's the whole point. A gad,
Speaker 1: that's all I did. Go out from the very ginning
Speaker 1: fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices come again,
Speaker 1: that guy, fusion bubbles, You won that game. I see
Speaker 1: where the situation. Mike Sarrantino's hit with an eight million
Speaker 1: dollar tax penalty and fifteen years in jail. Possibly him
Speaker 1: and his brother Mark were charged his violating tax laws.
Speaker 1: They're accused of tax evasion and structuring funds. This is
Speaker 1: like lunchboxes, hero man. This is a bad situation, said
Speaker 1: that year three times. I've seen it like on seven
Speaker 1: news stories too. But I laugh every time. His brother Mark,
Speaker 1: who's also his manager, is charged with falsifying records. They
Speaker 1: didn't pay taxes and now they go to prison for
Speaker 1: like twenty years combined. Unreal. They were making so much
Speaker 1: money and they tried to hide it. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: happens a lot of times. That's what tax evasion is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know they're facing big time, not like one or
Speaker 1: two years we're talking fifteen to twenty years. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: talking eight or nine probably a piece. And they're famous.
Speaker 1: They'll probably do like a year and a half or so.
Speaker 1: I bet you they get put in them think they
Speaker 1: go to like one of those softy prisons where they
Speaker 1: played tennis. Okay, I don't know, they're definitely, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw some crazy stories about to the guys that
Speaker 1: were like the guys that were like each other. See,
Speaker 1: here's the thing about prison to me, what is it
Speaker 1: if you go in and you have nothing to lose? Like,
Speaker 1: is the guys that were doing the bad stuff, like
Speaker 1: did they killing? They were in for life already, what
Speaker 1: do you what do you have to lose? They already
Speaker 1: convicted of murderer and so they killed for other people
Speaker 1: and not even to go bad. But it's like you
Speaker 1: should just separate the people like that into their own
Speaker 1: little world because these other guys are getting down in
Speaker 1: like a year or two years, they really Yeah, Cole
Speaker 1: were getting one was getting out like three months. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. Yeah, how about this story A gambler he's there,
Speaker 1: this is you hate this story and this is the
Speaker 1: most unbelievable story you're ever gonna crazy. It's not the
Speaker 1: most unbelievable when ever, but he did even irritate me.
Speaker 1: So he's there and it's a dude, right and right
Speaker 1: then a guy. It was a guy, and he had
Speaker 1: a girl with him, and he put the money in
Speaker 1: and she hit the button. He put his money and
Speaker 1: she hit the button. They won a hundred thousand jackpot. Well,
Speaker 1: because she pushed the button, she got the money, and
Speaker 1: now she won't give it back to him. That's wrong. Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's staying. I said, are you kidding me? He says
Speaker 1: he had her hit the button for luck on his
Speaker 1: fifty bit that turned out to be an unlucky, unsavvy move.
Speaker 1: Part of a statement from hard Rock said, the person
Speaker 1: who pushes a slot machine button or pulls the arm
Speaker 1: is the person who wins the jackpot. Flado says Navarro
Speaker 1: took the one grand I said, Marino, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: And she gets up and walks out, Wow. Wrong, he's
Speaker 1: sixty six, she's thirty five, and he's just trying to
Speaker 1: press her. Hey, look at me, which I am. Okay,
Speaker 1: I put you boom good bye. Here's the thing. When
Speaker 1: a gold digger digs, you can't get math to gold
Speaker 1: Digger for digging you know. I mean, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: like I don't have the player right the game. It's
Speaker 1: not right. But but does the player feel like maybe
Speaker 1: she should share a little bit? Apparently she doesn't. That's
Speaker 1: a terrible story. My birthday was eight days ago, and
Speaker 1: so Eddie, did you have got it? Do you want
Speaker 1: it now? Yeah? I'll take it now. I'm just listen.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the gat. Yeah, I'm just kind of ready
Speaker 1: for birthday to be over. No, my my dad and
Speaker 1: my sister do this. They have birthday months, so I
Speaker 1: figured I don't. I don't even like birthday day. Like
Speaker 1: I would detonate a good sixty seconds and let everybody
Speaker 1: get out of their system and then I'm just good.
Speaker 1: But I appreciate the get good. Did you get yours yet?
Speaker 1: And did you get me anything that's not really get Okay?
Speaker 1: This is just to remind you that we appreciate you
Speaker 1: were born dirty seven years ago. But it looked like
Speaker 1: a bar of soap. Let's say we got a box here,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, inside the boxes the iPhone six. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's not open it up is a candy check it out?
Speaker 1: It's not candy. Oh, it's guitar picks with with my
Speaker 1: name on him. Dude, that's for you and for the
Speaker 1: fans when you go play shows, you throw them out
Speaker 1: like a rock star, not raging idiots. Well no, because
Speaker 1: those are years. I have my own. I have producer
Speaker 1: Eddie picks too funny. Oh, thank you. And then a
Speaker 1: record here, uh dude, check it out Nirvana and digital
Speaker 1: download card. What what record is this? It is like
Speaker 1: your greatest Nirvana is your jam. Nirvana is your jam,
Speaker 1: and that has all the songs on them like they're
Speaker 1: major songs like your greatest hits. Hey, I appreciate that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think dude? Sorry, the picks took forever.
Speaker 1: It wasn't anything big, Like I don't have any easies
Speaker 1: coming to anything, but but the pigs took a long
Speaker 1: time to get here. I appreciate it. I just I'm
Speaker 1: not big on THEO gifts. Thank you for the appreciate that. Hey,
Speaker 1: and now you'll be a rock star with your picks
Speaker 1: and throw them out and then everyone's like I want
Speaker 1: to pick you act like you're not big in the
Speaker 1: gifts with then you're like gift gift gift. I just
Speaker 1: like popeticians. Yeah, all right, Nana, what did you give him?
Speaker 1: The worst thing that could? Okay, n what you get him?
Speaker 1: Let me see this is what you get? What you
Speaker 1: get bones, I didn't get any got me a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff, and it's at the point I don't care
Speaker 1: about the gifts, but when you guys make anything a game,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna do it. Yeah. I didn't win the
Speaker 1: game obviously, and then it was really great my favorite
Speaker 1: parts that you got me picked, but then you also
Speaker 1: got you picked. I've had mine, and I thought, like,
Speaker 1: Bobby needs his own picks. I wouldn't say need, because
Speaker 1: nobody really cares to. I appreciate thought, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: How much how much these costs? Well everybody hundreds of
Speaker 1: probably like bucks? Wow, really yeah that expensive one? You
Speaker 1: don't have to play a whole song out. And then
Speaker 1: the whole crowd fights over him, like, can I see
Speaker 1: your Easy? Let me get yours? Amy moms. Easy apparently
Speaker 1: got you other things too for my birthday, but they're
Speaker 1: not here yet. So I gave you a frame picture
Speaker 1: of yourself wearing Easy, so it's more like, hey, these
Speaker 1: are coming, but I did get you other things. Gave
Speaker 1: me a picture. I'm not even care I'm not even
Speaker 1: arguing about this. I'm not even trying to be This
Speaker 1: is us. We always turned into a game to turn
Speaker 1: anything negative. I appreciate your right, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Sorry it was a week late, but I don't have
Speaker 1: you know what the weekend of day late? You know
Speaker 1: what's three hundred and fifty days early. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. You missed this year, but that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Your guess. Yes, i'd be a week late
Speaker 1: next year to you didn't put his face on the
Speaker 1: pis am I easiest? Okay, you guys wanna never gonna
Speaker 1: get it real quick? Yeah all right, I don't think
Speaker 1: you get it, but lunch you can always have that
Speaker 1: first shot. The average American has not done this in
Speaker 1: nine years. There you go, average American. I said, we're
Speaker 1: all pretty average Americans. They haven't done this in nine years.
Speaker 1: Our phone number is eight seven seven seventies seven. Bobby
Speaker 1: up for grabs a box of picks that say Bobby
Speaker 1: bones on him. No, no, no, no, no, come on no.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to hand him out one at a time
Speaker 1: at your shows. That's funny, that's not funny for those
Speaker 1: that didn't get to the last segment because they missed out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're station doesn't all of our segments. Eddie gave
Speaker 1: me a box up. It was really not It's a
Speaker 1: really personalized guitar picks in your name on him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very rock, very rock. That's funny. Um and a record
Speaker 1: and records right, um so eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Speaker 1: you get the box of picks and rude and lingerie. Uh.
Speaker 1: The average American hasn't done this in nine years? Lunch box,
Speaker 1: it's easy, gone on vacation, gone on vacation. You got it?
Speaker 1: Big it would you be willing to rest double the snake?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want anything to the snake. No,
Speaker 1: but that's it. It's gone on, hit the thing, show me,
Speaker 1: gone on vacation sorright, alright, never gonna get it. The
Speaker 1: question is the average American has not done this in
Speaker 1: nine years? Amy took a shot, owned a home phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: launch Fox, go ahead, man, I drive by this a lot,
Speaker 1: and I don't understand who goes in the public library?
Speaker 1: All right, I can tell already where he was going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it, you do, Yeah, go listen to a
Speaker 1: c D. Oh, let's nine years. Yeah, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: get it the program, Joe, Joe, Hello, hey buddy, Hey man,
Speaker 1: how's it going good? What do you think not nine years?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a complete shot in the dark and
Speaker 1: say used white out now white out? Wow, that's a
Speaker 1: blast in the past. That's cool. Oh you have used recently,
Speaker 1: so that let me make you Yeah. Yeah, that's not right, Joe,
Speaker 1: but thank you for calling. Let's go over to Tyler
Speaker 1: in real Town, Alabama. Hey, Tyler, Hey Bobby, what's up man?
Speaker 1: We're just doing the show Monday. Glad to be back.
Speaker 1: We're doing this game now. What do you think nine years?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with loft on to a O L wow.
Speaker 1: Uh no, not, though I appreciate the guess, I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna get it. Eis have another question? I got one?
Speaker 1: Got an oil change? Holy caw? Your cars bad? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that too long? I got it? Eric and Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 1: How's it going on? By the way, you think riding bikey,
Speaker 1: I was riding a bike. No, my kids do that
Speaker 1: every day. I have a transportation. The average American has
Speaker 1: not done this in almost nine years. How do you
Speaker 1: feelbout riding a bike. It's right, that's not right that Americans. Congratulations, buddy,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Eric. Can you hold on a minute. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: we'll get you in Nirvana. Right, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: come on man, it's my gift to you. How was
Speaker 1: that shoot you wear? What's that? What was that shoot
Speaker 1: you wear? Oh? What's what? Okay? Well, I can guarantee
Speaker 1: when they dropped? What about? What about? Do you like
Speaker 1: read lingerie? Okay? Again, at least that something is here.
Speaker 1: I gave Bobby tangible gifts. I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: it's not even about the gifts. By the way, I
Speaker 1: will give you guys another shot here to win some
Speaker 1: of your money today. No, not a shot to win
Speaker 1: my money, my money. Because here's what happened. Mike D
Speaker 1: went to Vegas. Right, So he went to Vegas. Yes,
Speaker 1: you mighty one with me, and he had all the
Speaker 1: money the whole time, every second of it. He had
Speaker 1: the money. I was not, and so I went up
Speaker 1: and gambled it. They gave it back to Mike D.
Speaker 1: And we had two chips, and all the chips combined
Speaker 1: be a thousand dollars. Once we gather doubled our winnings. Right, yes,
Speaker 1: Miked brought the chips back, not to cash. So we're
Speaker 1: sitting chips and I spotted Amien rate the money. But
Speaker 1: they owe me one. Yes, they owe you something. They
Speaker 1: just want to be like, don't need a favor. I
Speaker 1: was like, all spot even though my responsibility. I'll spot
Speaker 1: it to you. Now Mike d has got you have
Speaker 1: the rest of money here, right, Yeah, okay, so I
Speaker 1: gave I spotted him to catch and he's holding it.
Speaker 1: I'll let you to compete for your money or later
Speaker 1: today if you like compete. We have to compete each
Speaker 1: other for it. Yeah, question, but the loser doesn't get
Speaker 1: the other the loser doesn't lose their money. Oh what
Speaker 1: wait for the whole money. That's a consequence because hunger
Speaker 1: games and there's no way what you guys already in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got the money, so we owe you a favor.
Speaker 1: Like for them, they have to compete, so the consequences
Speaker 1: one of them loses. Yeah, you want to compete for
Speaker 1: your money if you can win double though he would
Speaker 1: this crazy. I wouldn't win as much as I would lose. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you can just compete for the I'm out now,
Speaker 1: come on, then you have to send some one back
Speaker 1: with it to get your chips. Y'all should have taken
Speaker 1: the money when you offered it the other day. Silver
Speaker 1: can do it raised going the end of the DJI
Speaker 1: we went this weekend. You missed that cam played this
Speaker 1: weekend too, missed that one too. I give you a
Speaker 1: chance to compete for it. What's the competition? What's what's
Speaker 1: the competition? Go ahead? American history, American History trivia? Boy?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's got me on this one. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not losing my money. You just think about it, Okay,
Speaker 1: to think about it, everybody trans America show. This kid
Speaker 1: tweeted and Wendy's and was like, hey, how many retweets
Speaker 1: for a year of free chicken nuggets? And Wendy said
Speaker 1: eighteen millions. Yeah, they replied back to eighteen million retweets.
Speaker 1: So right now he's like two million retweets. The selfie
Speaker 1: from the oscars, I believe is the leader overall with
Speaker 1: three point two million, And when need you just say
Speaker 1: that to be funny? But I think of all the
Speaker 1: free press I've got from this, like this has worth
Speaker 1: it to them. I mean, come on, one kid, Let's
Speaker 1: say he goes to get the chicken nuggets three times
Speaker 1: a day. It's no big deal to them, but he's
Speaker 1: trying to get eighteen million retweets. It's funny, right, so cool.
Speaker 1: About fifteen minutes we will debut. We the Raging Idiots
Speaker 1: are new parody of body like a back road. So
Speaker 1: that come bout fifteen minutes or so, I guess we
Speaker 1: have to retire flask. We move on from one, we
Speaker 1: go to the other. So for the last time ever,
Speaker 1: this is the Raging Idiots Flask. I'm gonna miss it, y'all,
Speaker 1: last time. What we y'alls thinking about a slash fly ass?
Speaker 1: That's what you sneak into a ball game on a
Speaker 1: Friday night, flask. It's camera flass, which makes it your
Speaker 1: favorite flask. Boss man is keeping me at work and
Speaker 1: I need my flask. I wish I had my flash
Speaker 1: beer at the concert cost seven fifty. Good thing you've
Speaker 1: brought in your own whiskey. Got it for your birthday
Speaker 1: with your name on the side. Brought jacket popkin makes
Speaker 1: it easy to hide on no it's Saturday. Kids like
Speaker 1: her game. Couldn't be wrong to bring it along? Why
Speaker 1: says you? Can't, ma'am. I just want my flask. Yeah fast,
Speaker 1: that's the drive recipe, buddy, flash good. It comes out
Speaker 1: by minutes. So, speaking of snakes, because Wednesday is Lunchbox
Speaker 1: Snake Day, there was a python. Did you guys see
Speaker 1: it on the Austin News, The big yellow and it's like,
Speaker 1: how do you lose it? It runs away and then
Speaker 1: it's like, just get that one. I think he's lit
Speaker 1: on Facebook, like he lets it run and like and
Speaker 1: then it just ran away. It was fifteen fift yellow python.
Speaker 1: It was a monster. They ended up finding it. Oh,
Speaker 1: they did find it, they did. And all I thought was,
Speaker 1: how big is a snake? Lunch box is gonna have
Speaker 1: to hold? We know yet? Hey Morgan, Morgan's our head
Speaker 1: producer in the studio in there, How big is a snake?
Speaker 1: Do we know? I don't have a specific footage, but
Speaker 1: it's a like, it's a big snake. It is a
Speaker 1: big take three people like other people. Oh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be one of those big old everybody's going to help
Speaker 1: me hold it? No, no, no, I can't wait. If
Speaker 1: she said it takes three people to hold it, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna able to hold it up. Okay, whatever the
Speaker 1: case is, I don't care. You'll be holding a pithe
Speaker 1: a second. You'll just go with it. I don't care
Speaker 1: if a d people have to hold it with you,
Speaker 1: you'll be holding so Yeah, the bigger the better. What
Speaker 1: do they request that they got sixty seconds to talk
Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, they just want to give a little
Speaker 1: bit of snake knowledge and why people shouldn't be afraid
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah before hold Okay, I'm already scared. Like
Speaker 1: he's tense. There is no such thing as a good snake.
Speaker 1: What do you mean snakes? A lot of great snakes
Speaker 1: eat mice. Yeah, a lot of bad things around your house.
Speaker 1: You have no idea about. Well, they're not snakes going
Speaker 1: around my house. They are? They are? You posted one
Speaker 1: like two years ago when in my front yard in
Speaker 1: the bush is not even go back out there for
Speaker 1: a week. What happened to you was a kid that
Speaker 1: made you still afraid of snakes. I've just always been
Speaker 1: afraid of snakes. And I'll tell you what. One of
Speaker 1: the stupidest things my elementary school did, Summit Elementary, they
Speaker 1: would take us on a field trip to the snake
Speaker 1: form trip is that's the stupidest thing ever, Like I
Speaker 1: would sit there with my hands in my lap and
Speaker 1: just be like, get these away from me, Get these
Speaker 1: away from me. Such a dumb reward is a reward,
Speaker 1: because you a reward a reward Wednesday for bowling a
Speaker 1: one thirty eight. You could have another shot that she
Speaker 1: didn't choose me at any of their options. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: it was just wont and my thumb. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's ever gonna heal. It's just still bad. Oh man, dude,
Speaker 1: it's still like a crater in my thumb. Lunch. His
Speaker 1: hands and his feet are all broken. Yes, he has
Speaker 1: some kind of weird thing with his hands and feet,
Speaker 1: Like if anything touches his toes or his fingers, le's
Speaker 1: your break. It's called athlete, No, it is that called
Speaker 1: an athlete recognizing people doing cool things. Christy Teagan paid
Speaker 1: for a woman's tuition at a beauty school. Her name
Speaker 1: is Mercedes Didn'ty from Charlotte, North Carolina. She had started
Speaker 1: a crowd funding campaign to raise money to go to
Speaker 1: a s Stition school. On Friday, christiague and donated the
Speaker 1: remaining five thousand, six hundred dollars. She follows Edny and
Speaker 1: took notice that the many balance said, Hey, I've seen
Speaker 1: your passion for such a long time. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: fill your dream. So Chris Taguan, I see you. That's
Speaker 1: pretty I see I see you, Bobby Bones, show you
Speaker 1: upset about that? It's pretty cool. Chrissy Teagan, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think she's a pretty cool chick. Like I don't
Speaker 1: follow her, but I see news stories and I think
Speaker 1: she's pretty funny. If she handles like haters pretty well,
Speaker 1: like when people make fun of her, she makes fun
Speaker 1: of herself. I think she's pretty cool. So I'm want
Speaker 1: to say props to Chrissy Teagan. I see you from
Speaker 1: being pretty cool. Yeah, there you go. Mr Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Mr Bobby Bones on Twitter, if you guys
Speaker 1: want to follow over there, I appreciate that. I'll say,
Speaker 1: it's always tough to follow up a number one smack.
Speaker 1: You know, when these artists put out huge number one songs,
Speaker 1: it's always have to come back with the one, and
Speaker 1: so Eddie and i'm a k the Raging Idiots, it's tough.
Speaker 1: We just put out Flask and it went to one
Speaker 1: thirteen on the charts, so we're pretty proud of that. Yea.
Speaker 1: So proud for us. That was a hit, and so
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what are we gonna do next? You
Speaker 1: can't just leave the fans one and more. And obviously
Speaker 1: Sam Hunt has this huge song called body like a Background.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves back and with all of us getting a
Speaker 1: little bit older here on the show new Raging Idiots
Speaker 1: song called said a body like a background. Body, body feeling, soul,
Speaker 1: body feeling it's written, it's written wrong up here it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: body feeling so old it's new. So we're still we
Speaker 1: already try this thing. Yeah, that's right, all right, here
Speaker 1: you go, Raging Idiots World premiere. I feel it's so old.
Speaker 1: Back hurtsing their curves. Let me tell your story. Cried
Speaker 1: a little this morning. I found gray in my hair,
Speaker 1: new wrinkle on my forehead, back pain from my chair.
Speaker 1: I did a new workout, sore of like three weeks.
Speaker 1: I finished in the bathroom, but my junk still leaks.
Speaker 1: My body is feeling so old. These kids around me
Speaker 1: don't know that Justin Timberlay used to be in a band. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't stop the age, and I remember page and
Speaker 1: now I have lots of kids and I'm driving a van.
Speaker 1: My body is getting older. Let's get into that mother fighting.
Speaker 1: My body is getting older. Hey what the music? Girl?
Speaker 1: Go right this show? It's like your adoption party went well?
Speaker 1: It did. I did see another guy there though, when
Speaker 1: I was jealous. Oh like at the very very end
Speaker 1: of Yes and My fields a question and it was like,
Speaker 1: no guys allowed, and it was pretty cute. Are you
Speaker 1: talking about the eight year old boy? Whatever? Dude? He said, No, dude, Jake, Jake, Jake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Who's Who's Jake? Know about Jake's confession? Yes, Jake, he
Speaker 1: was a last minute edition. My one of my sister's
Speaker 1: good friends who have I've known since I was probably
Speaker 1: ten years old. She drove in from Memphis, but she
Speaker 1: had to bring her son, Jake. Well, my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: maybe you had to bring me right. But it wasn't allowed.
Speaker 1: Eddie wasn't allowed. Weren't allowed. Lunchbox. You did get a
Speaker 1: thank you though on Instagram. You on Instagram Here we
Speaker 1: go here and we did it. Thank you on Instagram
Speaker 1: to Lunchbox for his gift and Lunchbox and his wife
Speaker 1: got allering books and then the all these books. Wow,
Speaker 1: they're Jake approved. He's my kid approval Jake, Jake, are
Speaker 1: you approving? Give me thumbs up? Rubs in our face
Speaker 1: at Jake's there. Sorry, guys, I know I didn't really
Speaker 1: think about how y'all take that, but we took it
Speaker 1: hard shot. I saw a picture of all the gifts,
Speaker 1: and I thought, and I asked Lindsay. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: all these gifts and and we got didn't she know
Speaker 1: she was gonna get them because you registered for them?
Speaker 1: But she was like some of people brought so many
Speaker 1: extra gifts too, really, and the book thing wasn't a
Speaker 1: registry thing at all, so that it was an addition
Speaker 1: to the gifts. There was the books, and then yeah,
Speaker 1: people did extra like clothes and things I didn't think of,
Speaker 1: like you know the kids need, like underwear and cool
Speaker 1: like nightlights that help kids sleep at night and comfort them,
Speaker 1: like stuff just me not being a parent, I knew
Speaker 1: nothing about, but they know, and so they shared like
Speaker 1: this is cool, what Eddie get? Oh, Eddie Junior and
Speaker 1: Junior they picked stuff out. Books and then these super
Speaker 1: cool balloon things. I don't know what they are, Eddie,
Speaker 1: You'll have to expect like water balloon makers, water blue
Speaker 1: maker like and just trying to get you a good stories.
Speaker 1: Now there's water all over the house. Lunch box, the
Speaker 1: lunch box got the books and everybody got your books. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there was a couple of different things in the bag.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. You don't put me on the spot
Speaker 1: for a game. We'll come back, think about it. He'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll come back and we'll see what you
Speaker 1: lunchbox got you. I know he did. So it was
Speaker 1: in Massachusetts over the weekend. I got a bunch of
Speaker 1: stories to tell you. But the first one was we
Speaker 1: finished Lindsay and I were watching all two hundred and
Speaker 1: one episodes of the Office. Yeah, it was nine seasons,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's not favor show ever, and
Speaker 1: so we watched every episode. It was two hundred and
Speaker 1: one episodes. That's a lot of dedication time. That's for
Speaker 1: her because I've seen it all before, and she watched
Speaker 1: every episode and I at times I wondered, like she
Speaker 1: didn't like this show. But we watched the final episode
Speaker 1: and she was crying, and so I snapchat at the
Speaker 1: end here here she's she noticed. She's crying the all time.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to talk. We just watched all the
Speaker 1: Office two under one episode that it's so sad. It's
Speaker 1: so sad. Are you crying? Yeah, I'm crying. Why are
Speaker 1: you crying? Said, it's so it's over. It's like our friends. Wow,
Speaker 1: you don't do the like, hey, stop crying. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal. No, man, I
Speaker 1: do that all the time. Oh maybe maybe later, maybe
Speaker 1: you'll are married for like fifteen years. Maybe that's later
Speaker 1: on down the road, like, come on, it's just a show.
Speaker 1: Keep crying, snapchat, Okay, I gotta get that's something Bobby.
Speaker 1: Bobby loves the Office, so he probably likes fit Lindsay's
Speaker 1: into it. Yeah, I did. I was glad that she
Speaker 1: wasn't annoyed by watching all two hundred episodes. So that's
Speaker 1: what we did. Oh man, so much. So we did Boston.
Speaker 1: I did Boston on Friday night and did a stand
Speaker 1: up show on Saturday night. I went to Western Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: It's like Springfield, Northampton area. I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: So I walk out and you know, I play my
Speaker 1: music that I walk out to and it's like all right, man,
Speaker 1: And so I played in the crowdslars clap And you
Speaker 1: can always tell about how the crowdsars clapping out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the crowd ready to go. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: the thing about a stand up show is it's not
Speaker 1: a band. It's one person talking. So if people are
Speaker 1: making noise, it throws everything off and people get mad.
Speaker 1: If someone's talking, it's like a movie. Like compare it
Speaker 1: to a movie. If you're watching a movie and somebody's
Speaker 1: talking or it's on their phone, other people get really upset.
Speaker 1: People started yelling at each other. So it's a theater
Speaker 1: show and it's just me. That's why it's called funny
Speaker 1: and alone. Like I have this show with all you guys.
Speaker 1: I have a band, The Raging Idiots with Eddie and
Speaker 1: myself and a couple other friends. And then this is
Speaker 1: just me doing stand up. So I'm alone and some
Speaker 1: people start talking it's poll to be yelling at them,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh man, and these eight o'clock shows
Speaker 1: that I got to move to seven because people get
Speaker 1: too drunk. Oh it's too late at night. So okay, fine.
Speaker 1: There's first of all, on the bottom level of fight
Speaker 1: breaks out. I've never had a fight breakout straight up
Speaker 1: a fight. People are like punching each other and I'm
Speaker 1: like whoa, whoa, whoa. Was a good fight. I don't
Speaker 1: stop the show because I can't really see out there
Speaker 1: because the lights are so bright and it's dark. They're
Speaker 1: probably people this show, oh my god, the theater show.
Speaker 1: It's a normal show, and so they're they're probably the
Speaker 1: bottom level is probably eight or nine hundred people. And
Speaker 1: back in like the back third of it, people just
Speaker 1: start going at it. And I see security guards run
Speaker 1: out there and I'm like, whoa, Like, what's happening here?
Speaker 1: So they fix that fight. All of a sudden, up
Speaker 1: in the top level, up in the balcony, something else
Speaker 1: is happening. Oh boy, And and I hear someone go,
Speaker 1: I'll shoot you, and I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: At that point, I stop the show, just stopped. I
Speaker 1: stopped the show. And I'm like, I'm going to stop
Speaker 1: the show because I can't keep talking and telling stories
Speaker 1: and jokes. If people are fighting and screaming I'm gonna
Speaker 1: shoot you and threatening people. Cops come and I posted
Speaker 1: pictures of all this because unless you were there, you
Speaker 1: just want to believe it. So on my Twitter you
Speaker 1: get the pictures of the cops out in front of
Speaker 1: the theater. My buddy Mike was there and he was
Speaker 1: up at the top because he has like our funny
Speaker 1: little T shirts. And he was like, and he wrote
Speaker 1: to me, he goes, hey, I saw what happened. He said,
Speaker 1: I told a joke. I'm not gonna tell the joke,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what the joke was about. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, alcohol triggered it. Okay, but the joke
Speaker 1: made someone, yes, so controversial. I've always wanted a thing
Speaker 1: to happen, and I just didn't want the thing to
Speaker 1: be someone's gonna Yeah, you really want someone to just
Speaker 1: like give birth or something. So I'm like, okay, So
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Uber drivers first of all, and I like,
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful drivers, blah blah black they could
Speaker 1: be kind of creepy. Then I'm talking about guys that
Speaker 1: just have mustaches, just the single mustaches. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: gotta be careful with my that's just talking about if
Speaker 1: you get an Uber driver with the guy single mustache.
Speaker 1: So whatever is this whole joke? Right? And so apparently
Speaker 1: there was a Uber driver with single mustache. So he
Speaker 1: got mad at the joke. Someone yelled at him and said, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a joke. Relax. He starts to screaming, I want
Speaker 1: to shoot the whole and so the uber driver did shocker.
Speaker 1: I don't know, So you're offending your audience. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And so I just sitting down on the stage and
Speaker 1: I'm like, and then I did pre took a picture
Speaker 1: of me. I'm like, I'm not leaving the stage. I'll
Speaker 1: just sit on it until everything calms down. Did you
Speaker 1: feel safe just sitting there all vote with? It was
Speaker 1: way upstairs and here's the problem. If you let the stage,
Speaker 1: they may not pay you. So like, I'm not leaving
Speaker 1: the stage, so I'm still getting paid. I sat down
Speaker 1: and so what happened was then I stood up, and
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. My speaker popped. He goes and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my goodness. I thought someone to cover.
Speaker 1: There had just been someone yell I'm gonna shoot you,
Speaker 1: and I heard a big pop and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's good to cop out at me. I didn't leave
Speaker 1: finished the show. By the end of it, it was
Speaker 1: just like we were I had Walker Hayes and Nikkia
Speaker 1: out on stage and we were just playing songs and
Speaker 1: it was I think it was I think people saw fun,
Speaker 1: but it was the craziest night. And then by the
Speaker 1: end it was like, hey, they told me so you
Speaker 1: shouldn't go outside and meet people, but that's just what
Speaker 1: I do. And so I go out and this is afterwards,
Speaker 1: you know, after I packed up and everything, everybody problem
Speaker 1: with I will not shoot Bobby. It was crazy. I've
Speaker 1: never experienced a card like that. Some of the NF
Speaker 1: felt bad because some of them wanted to come and
Speaker 1: just come to the show and have fun, and some
Speaker 1: of them were just out of control. Man. But when
Speaker 1: someone starts even just yelling something about shooting, you can't
Speaker 1: do that, Like you just just not a thing. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep that joke in your mom Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: What's it called your mono lague? Just your opening? No,
Speaker 1: it's just just yeah, okay, so yeah, you're to jump
Speaker 1: to goes and to a song. No, I played the song.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I gotta play the song that
Speaker 1: I called Mr Rubertevering song. It's amazing, Not really, it is. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the whole thing was nuts. Nobody got hurt. No,
Speaker 1: but I don't think they did. It's just not good.
Speaker 1: I know that people want to drink and have a
Speaker 1: good time. The theater wanted to sell lots of alcohol,
Speaker 1: but man, it got I thought the Boston showed me
Speaker 1: the routy when they were amazing the North Hamper show.
Speaker 1: They just came. It was like I thought it was
Speaker 1: a wrestling match or something because they just went at it. Man,
Speaker 1: So that that happened exciting. If you go over to
Speaker 1: my Instagram, Mr Bobby Bones, you can see that, like
Speaker 1: the tweets and text people are sending me because I
Speaker 1: saved him and the cops are awesome. You just paper
Speaker 1: cops have to come out to any sort of show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a house party, but you don't want
Speaker 1: them coming. In the spoken word, cops are like, we
Speaker 1: just got a call. We just got a call to
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones funny and alone. Doesn't a comedy show
Speaker 1: like it just doesn't seem like you need cops. I
Speaker 1: went over to a place to eat before it was
Speaker 1: called local Burger. Oh that's something called Captain Crunch. Chicken
Speaker 1: tenders talk about it. It's fantastic. It's one of the
Speaker 1: It was like salty sweet wait wait wait wait, so
Speaker 1: what is it like crusted with Captain crunch crunch berries.
Speaker 1: Now the crunches, they were just the crunch. It's just
Speaker 1: the Captain crunch. But it was Captain crunch chicken strip. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds amazing. It was amazing. Yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you ate it. I didn't, and I don't even like
Speaker 1: have cheat days around like once week. I'm going, right,
Speaker 1: it's something that's worth cheating. I cheat and it's worth it,
Speaker 1: and I don't. Yeah, shout out local Burger, not shout
Speaker 1: out fighters. Bobby Bones show. So we're talking about your
Speaker 1: adoption shower earlier. Do you remember lunchbox got you now
Speaker 1: after deliberation? Coloring books, colors and the books like reading books.
Speaker 1: Was that on the registry? No, it went on the registry,
Speaker 1: but it was. The registry was sold out so fast,
Speaker 1: so we had to get colored pencils and some coloring books,
Speaker 1: something kind of neat and some cool little books. And
Speaker 1: do you feel like you kids are gonna have too
Speaker 1: many toys when they get here. No, A lot of
Speaker 1: this stuff is stuff that they need in learning things.
Speaker 1: It's really not a ton of toys. A lot of
Speaker 1: the play stuff toy things are outdoor activities like basketball, soccer, balls,
Speaker 1: soccer goals things like that. Are they good at anything already?
Speaker 1: I feel like my son has a pretty good arm.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but does he play anything? Well,
Speaker 1: they don't play anything. Sometimes they play soccer, but there's
Speaker 1: really no there's no grass at the orphanage. It's just
Speaker 1: like random concrete bits. They can never get like a
Speaker 1: legit soccer game going. Now they kick it around though.
Speaker 1: So what else happened to the party? Um? Well, the
Speaker 1: they surprised me with this video for my kids, which
Speaker 1: was a super special moment and it was just a montage.
Speaker 1: They tried to get the kids to answer certain questions
Speaker 1: for me about about me, and they asked them what
Speaker 1: their favorite thing was and my daughter said she loved
Speaker 1: my hair, my eyes, and I thought that was really sweet.
Speaker 1: And then they put it to dear Mama Tupac the
Speaker 1: music in the background, so it's like this awesome video
Speaker 1: of the kids with Tupac playing. I loved it. And
Speaker 1: then we played games like my own customer Reverse Tarids.
Speaker 1: Well you know Reverse Tarraids, So there's the game that
Speaker 1: you can actually buy, but my sister just made her
Speaker 1: own version where she held up like things. I'm going
Speaker 1: to encounter now that I'm a mom of a nine
Speaker 1: year old a six year old, and then everyone have
Speaker 1: to act it out and I would have to guess,
Speaker 1: and then my sister made a mad lib like give
Speaker 1: me an example though these trades game, like what will
Speaker 1: you have to encounter? Uh? Like well, it was like
Speaker 1: little things like treehouse, like my kids are gonna want
Speaker 1: to build treehouses probably, or you know, monkey bars, like
Speaker 1: little things that they do. Sucker, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get the whole feeling here. We didn't. It was awesome,
Speaker 1: and then the mad live was super funny. Um, which
Speaker 1: my sister she does custom ones. It was my only
Speaker 1: request that she do that. Um. Three of my mom's
Speaker 1: like best friends flew in for the shower to represent
Speaker 1: on behalf of her, And I think that's probably one
Speaker 1: of the most special things that's ever been done for me.
Speaker 1: Like they did not have to do that at all,
Speaker 1: and they just thought it was super special because obviously
Speaker 1: my mom can be there. Um. Food, Oh, the food
Speaker 1: was so good. And then we had a spontaneous dance
Speaker 1: party at the end, Like we were all cleaning in
Speaker 1: the kitchen and next thing you know, we're like telling
Speaker 1: our little Amazon Echo Player, just like throwing out songs
Speaker 1: and requesting it. So we didn't get a lot of
Speaker 1: cleaning done. Needless to say, we just danced like it
Speaker 1: was just a really fun time. Top one of my
Speaker 1: top nights of my life because I never had a
Speaker 1: baby shower because I've never been pregnant, and I feel
Speaker 1: like baby showers probably up there. And all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I was having a shower for two kids that are
Speaker 1: about to be in my house and people just gathering together.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was sprinkled with just love and
Speaker 1: I just know my kids are left period. Like it
Speaker 1: was just great. How many people can golly, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe like thirty wow and well Jake, one boy named Jake,
Speaker 1: we act date. What's a difference. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All y'all's girls were there. Did they have a good time?
Speaker 1: They had a blast? My wife said she had a
Speaker 1: great time. I had a good time. I just wish
Speaker 1: I would have been there. Yeah, just shared it with you, well,
Speaker 1: like I missed out? What about you? Bobby did Lundy Heaven?
Speaker 1: She had a good time, really good time. She left
Speaker 1: just to come back like she bought saw that. I know,
Speaker 1: I think here Agna. I was like, whoa, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming because I saw that she I didn't know if
Speaker 1: she was going to play the show with you the
Speaker 1: day before, so that was super cool. Yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, she didn't gonna play. She just kind of
Speaker 1: came to come. Do you support you? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: she was like yeah Debbie and Springfield, Massachusetts. How are you, Debbie?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? I'm really good. Hey were
Speaker 1: you at the show Saturday with all the hubbub? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, My husband and I were there. First of all.
Speaker 1: We had a fantastic time. Well thank you if you're
Speaker 1: just turning the ready you want. I did a stand
Speaker 1: up show in Western Massachusetts and there are a couple
Speaker 1: of fights in the crowd. Somebody they were gonna shoot somebody.
Speaker 1: I had to stop the show at some point and
Speaker 1: I just didn't want anyone to go home upset and
Speaker 1: were like mad at me. No, we have. I thought
Speaker 1: you handled it very well. Um we get I thought
Speaker 1: it was hysterical, you said on the floor. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't getting shot and I wasn't gonna have anybody.
Speaker 1: I just sat down and got low, you know, get
Speaker 1: low whenever something go to stop off and roll. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but but you went, you left and you
Speaker 1: were okay. Huh. Yea, we left, We walked. There was
Speaker 1: nothing going on outside when we left. We walked to
Speaker 1: the garage and did a great time. All right, well, good, well,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming, and I hope you laughed and
Speaker 1: had a good time. We did, We really did. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: there you go. That's good news, right. You never want
Speaker 1: someone to go home sad because there was somebody. We're
Speaker 1: gonna shoot someone in a theater, you know who made
Speaker 1: the John Wooks smooth the joke earlier too soon, Eddie,
Speaker 1: way too swaying too soon, way too soon. Everybody trend
Speaker 1: yes show that he's talking about a Bobby cast. It's
Speaker 1: a show I do from my house. And so I
Speaker 1: did one in lunch Box and Ray but not at
Speaker 1: the same time. Yea. So they said about forty minutes each,
Speaker 1: and we I talked to both of them. You listened
Speaker 1: it last night? I did. I finally went on one
Speaker 1: of those night runs, and uh, that was so entertaining.
Speaker 1: There were just so many stories that I didn't know
Speaker 1: about lunch Box from the very very beginning of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get like twenty years huhel And that's what
Speaker 1: when it felt like you guys just been like dude,
Speaker 1: you remember when we did that. You guys are like, dude,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That's so cool. The one thing
Speaker 1: that we still kind of went on is when he
Speaker 1: went to jail. Yes, that one's still tough for us
Speaker 1: to talk about, but they're even still parts of that
Speaker 1: story that you forgot about or didn't know details of it. Well,
Speaker 1: so it was pretty cool. Good listen we recorded and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it right. Oh boy, I put it up.
Speaker 1: And so if you go to first of all, go
Speaker 1: to iTunes and search Bobby Casts and subscribe, you can
Speaker 1: listen to that one. But there's a lot of artists
Speaker 1: like Marion Morris who's done one, Kelsey Ballerini. Mostly it's
Speaker 1: that and its songwright. But it was Lunchbox half and
Speaker 1: right half, and then I see Lunchbox not to get
Speaker 1: into a Twitter fight over I got a question. I
Speaker 1: don't understand what I did. I said no comment where
Speaker 1: he calls her a name and she has no problem
Speaker 1: with that, but I say no comment, and I am
Speaker 1: here's there's also on the box. That's what I learned
Speaker 1: about Lunchbox. I'd already knew, already knew, and people like
Speaker 1: because some of our working are you know, are co
Speaker 1: workers in New York came and they were like, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: has problem with all women, huh. And I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: every single woman that's ever worked with us a better
Speaker 1: problem with And you can tell him the bobycats because
Speaker 1: he goes through. And we didn't talk about Elena because
Speaker 1: you would have definitely been like to her too. No, No,
Speaker 1: Elena and I were friends. We just had one time
Speaker 1: when she got mad at me for something. And but
Speaker 1: with every new person on the show, though, he says
Speaker 1: that everyone you tries to come in and act like
Speaker 1: they're the bomb dot com. Yes, and so that's why
Speaker 1: he hates. That's what he said song Lesson. I know.
Speaker 1: I know because he talks about hydn't like you talk
Speaker 1: about Edie. He talks about everybody, just hate everybody. And
Speaker 1: then to me and he was like, well, am, he
Speaker 1: didn't talk to me the first time I met her. No,
Speaker 1: I just know that's what he always says. He's saying
Speaker 1: it for you. Why were you not a tweeting back
Speaker 1: and forth on Twitter fight? I didn't tweet There was
Speaker 1: no Twitter fight. There was, I tweeted. He said specifically,
Speaker 1: and he said it before, that I don't do anything
Speaker 1: and that he could do my job because all I
Speaker 1: do is tweet, so I said, So I tweeted, I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold everybody's job. No. No. He specifically says that I
Speaker 1: do the least on the show after Mike. So I tweeted,
Speaker 1: remember the one time Lunchbox said he could do my job?
Speaker 1: Hashtag alternative facts, and I linked to the video of
Speaker 1: me teaching him how to use Instagram. She found a
Speaker 1: video from three months ago. I mean, this girl was
Speaker 1: searching for something like this girl Blunchbox. Go ahead. I
Speaker 1: actually either one of you can do either. Wanted to listen. Actually,
Speaker 1: let's just talk about the fact that Okay, relax, alright,
Speaker 1: Mikes down, alright, So Lunchbox after Lunchboxes after everyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta understand that that's just who he is. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what I woke up the next morning.
Speaker 1: You're not innocent. Your Mike's not on because you wentn't
Speaker 1: stop when I was talking. Go ahead, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: all I woke up next morning to like all these tweets,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on? And there was all
Speaker 1: these videos tweeting. I'm like, man, I said no comment. Ray,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, said something totally a lot ruder
Speaker 1: than I did. I didn't hear raise because all I
Speaker 1: saw was tweets to me about what you said. You
Speaker 1: didn't even hear what he said. I didn't listen to
Speaker 1: are you lying right now? Because your tweets said, oh,
Speaker 1: I just listen to the body cast lunch Box? Interesting, Yeah,
Speaker 1: lunch Box. I didn't say Ray, I stopped after you stopped.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's a really good. You gotta listen to
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But anyway, iTunes drive to the Bobby Cast.
Speaker 1: It it's really not I wasn't supposed to be controversial.
Speaker 1: All I taught you is that Lunchbox has problems with
Speaker 1: every single person. I don't like the negativity that's just
Speaker 1: been brought in. It was negative that was brought in,
Speaker 1: But I said no comment. There was no negative on
Speaker 1: my part. That is the biggest like, But he was nothing.
Speaker 1: That's not true because after you said that, you went
Speaker 1: on and continue to talk about things. So don't say
Speaker 1: you said no comment, because no one's being no one
Speaker 1: to be a negative here, I'm not. The point of
Speaker 1: the conversation in the Bobby cast was really just why
Speaker 1: lunch Box has a problem with everyone. That was it
Speaker 1: was like, here's the beginning, Like everyone knows that you're
Speaker 1: mean to them, and you have a problem, let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. It was like, well, I don't like them,
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't think anything. I think Eddie stupid.
Speaker 1: Eddie didn't want to do anything for me at the beginning.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, like so and and But he's fine
Speaker 1: with people now, most people. He has a problem with
Speaker 1: women that are bomb dot com. Yes, anyway, it's up there. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Women take him as you will. I love women on
Speaker 1: our ladies man. I'm married now. He does talk about
Speaker 1: that too, about what about being a ladies man back
Speaker 1: in the day. Anyway, it's out there. Whatever, can't wait. Happy,
Speaker 1: It's really a good listen. I know, I'm gonna really listen.
Speaker 1: I've heard about it from multiple people. Oh yeah, multiple
Speaker 1: people in my life for like what they say. They said,
Speaker 1: you definitely should go check out the Bobby Caps Lunchbox
Speaker 1: and Ray that it was really entertaining. Even Ray started
Speaker 1: start shooting. But I'm really great had to give an
Speaker 1: adjective for everybody or something I don't know. He had
Speaker 1: to explain everyone in one word. Okay, how about great?
Speaker 1: Can't wait over the weekend? Matt Overton, who plays for
Speaker 1: the Indianapolis Colts and who works on our show, he
Speaker 1: went on on the road with Chase Rice, and that
Speaker 1: was like, should I go out on the road Chase Rice?
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, if you have to go with anybody,
Speaker 1: and like, if you want to do it hard, go
Speaker 1: out with Chase. We did it, and so how did
Speaker 1: it go? It? Great? Man? Slept great eight great, got
Speaker 1: some workouts in partied hard Saturday night. Got it in man,
Speaker 1: great experience is just something you'd like to do again. Absolutely, yeah, party,
Speaker 1: party hard, hard or hard? Um no, no, no, it was.
Speaker 1: It was low key Thursday and Friday than Indie. I
Speaker 1: just want him. We got it in. But I don't
Speaker 1: understand is he lives in Indie, So why not in
Speaker 1: one of these other cities, Like he's at the University
Speaker 1: of Missouri Columbia. Why not party with the co eds
Speaker 1: at Missouri? Instead, he's wait until his hometown, going, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's go see Barbara Jim's pub. Like where he we had.
Speaker 1: We had fun in Columbia. It was mom's weekend, so
Speaker 1: we had oh man, MAM's weekend. But oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: this is your last week of being here on the show.
Speaker 1: Then you go back to camp trying go to India
Speaker 1: a week from today. Man, get back to work. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Oh so did you go sing with Chase? I did
Speaker 1: what you sing? We did cruise because he co wrote
Speaker 1: that song and that's kind of one of the songs
Speaker 1: he closed with. And he brought me on stage. Had
Speaker 1: no idea that was going on. I had a few
Speaker 1: good time you get sing like when you sing on
Speaker 1: the show, like I'm better than you think. That's no,
Speaker 1: that's why he brought me up. But I had a
Speaker 1: few tropical waters that night, and it was I did
Speaker 1: had no idea that I was going on. Went on,
Speaker 1: took my shirt off because he gave me a Pat
Speaker 1: macfew shirt to wear. Give him a little shout out.
Speaker 1: Then we saying cruise, agot had fun? Man tore it down? Boys,
Speaker 1: what's the difference tear it up and tore it down? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I get it. I
Speaker 1: get the restaurences down. I don't know. Okay, okay, do
Speaker 1: you many girls where like in general road and the road?
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, Yeah, a lot of girls. Like did
Speaker 1: you get any numbers? Every night? I was like security watch.
Speaker 1: I had a little fun with it. I did like
Speaker 1: I was the man that are all different hats on
Speaker 1: the tour, so like you make sure things are cool,
Speaker 1: drank a little bit hed fun and uh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I just I experienced everything. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: We don't know. No, So did you did you take
Speaker 1: a girl on the bus? I did not that. I
Speaker 1: invited folks on the bus. Where girls on the bus
Speaker 1: every night? Like not girls? Yeah yeah, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: not a dog like that though. So we just I mean,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to have a lively party. So I
Speaker 1: was the one that was inviting people. And you know,
Speaker 1: every night after the show was just like packed the bustle.
Speaker 1: Girls know, a lot of pre show stuff before the show.
Speaker 1: It just gets the mood going. We set the tone
Speaker 1: for the night, you know, I said to our regards
Speaker 1: the chase for his new album's gonna be awesome. Alright, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, yeah show, Here's what happened. I got a
Speaker 1: Vegas last week for the a c m S. Everybody
Speaker 1: pulls their money right, and we pulled on money. With
Speaker 1: all of us combined, we had seven hundred dollars. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: put it our red. So gave Mike all the money.
Speaker 1: We go to Vegas, put it all on red boom
Speaker 1: in hit. This makes me sick to hear this story.
Speaker 1: We all know a lot of money, and so Mike
Speaker 1: has never been in a casino before. So I give
Speaker 1: him the chips back. He just comes home with the
Speaker 1: chips and that's cash. He didn't know the difference. He
Speaker 1: didn't know the difference. So we have a couple of options.
Speaker 1: One we can mail it. DJ Silver could have taken it.
Speaker 1: You guys decided to not. Ray's going to Vegas right
Speaker 1: set he would take the chips right Ray, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks months there you go. You don't
Speaker 1: have that. So I I fronted the money. Was bility
Speaker 1: the money if anyone's the mine. But still you know,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I'll front the money. And so I
Speaker 1: gave Amy and read their money back because it said
Speaker 1: only one. I don't want charge interest? Who would do that?
Speaker 1: I'd be rude really to charge interest? So what I
Speaker 1: do is? I asked him cash here and how much cash?
Speaker 1: So this is the cash that's our mon this would
Speaker 1: be lunchboxes and this would be eddies. Right, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's definitely this is my money. Yeah, but it looks
Speaker 1: like my money. So it looks like my money. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you get a chance to play for it.
Speaker 1: For this much, the winner gets that much. What do
Speaker 1: you mean that's the most I could get? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then what happens, un I don't under see what happens
Speaker 1: in lunch Then I'm still I'm still you're still down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's two hundred bucks that for grabs right now? Boy,
Speaker 1: between you two, Yeah, what are you gonna do? We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a little No, no, we haven't decided we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this. We no, no, no, no no. The
Speaker 1: winner gets another one just still waiting for their money
Speaker 1: when it gets in the other person forfeits the money,
Speaker 1: you ask the deail. No, no, no, I'm not forfeit.
Speaker 1: That's our harder money. I couldn't. Yes, you could know,
Speaker 1: because I still don't have my money, but technically I
Speaker 1: am not. Why are you doing this to Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I didn't tell you what. Let's
Speaker 1: just play the game and whoever wins gets this money. Yes,
Speaker 1: and no forfeiting. Let's talk about that later. No, there's
Speaker 1: no forfeiting. All right, here we go. Let's go Question
Speaker 1: number one American history. Why are we doing this? How
Speaker 1: about this? You have to forefeit it, but it's at
Speaker 1: least on thirty days. Hold you already don't have any
Speaker 1: ready to get to be your lifeline to get it back.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid, like how did we get here?
Speaker 1: I did forget your money? I understand that. And why
Speaker 1: now we're playing games for our money but you would
Speaker 1: not get it at all? Laded this way and about
Speaker 1: less than five minutes. One are you going to be
Speaker 1: two richer one of us? We're already richer, but we
Speaker 1: just don't have the money in our pocket. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Would you like to play? You yet?
Speaker 1: You know? Come on? Yes or no? Eddie? What do
Speaker 1: you say? Man? Yes or no? Eddie? No? Forfeit? No?
Speaker 1: You talking all my money? This is what you get.
Speaker 1: Right In question number one, I'm gonna who famously said
Speaker 1: give me liberty or give me death. And if you
Speaker 1: miss it, you get points attracted what. You cannot give
Speaker 1: an answer, you don't know it, but if you miss it,
Speaker 1: you get a negative. You cannot you can you can
Speaker 1: say no answer and you get loose. I'm just f y.
Speaker 1: I'm deflated right now. You just okay. I'm in for
Speaker 1: the wind. I'm in, Eddie, Abraham Lincoln. I have no
Speaker 1: answer because I don't know. I think it's about taxation,
Speaker 1: but I don't know who that is, the answer is
Speaker 1: Patrick Henry Eddie. I guess you all are seeing how
Speaker 1: that works now. I understand the rules. Who done twenty bill?
Speaker 1: Who's on the twenty dollar bill? Bill? Playing for cash? Here?
Speaker 1: Cash money? I'm in for the win. I'm all right,
Speaker 1: lunch box, I have nobody. I'm never run anything. Who
Speaker 1: is just dumber than I am? Eddie? All right? Give
Speaker 1: me my point back? Thomas Jefferson, oh Man, so stupid? Yes,
Speaker 1: do you get it wrong? Do you get it wrong?
Speaker 1: I'm like Andrew Jackson, Jackson, No, I'm gonna get happy
Speaker 1: to keep. What year was the Declaration of Independent signed?
Speaker 1: Let me let me do more dramatic. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, Yeah, I got him in, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in for the wind. Oh he's going from one.
Speaker 1: I'm going for one. I answer. Let's go to Eddie first, Eddie,
Speaker 1: no answer, no answer, Oh no, come on, I'm right,
Speaker 1: that's a point. I'm up three. I'm right. First of all,
Speaker 1: you're not at three nothing. You have no point as
Speaker 1: it right now? Yeah, but he has nothing. Quiz. This
Speaker 1: is a quiz American history. Okay, ye, how many points you?
Speaker 1: I mean we're done? No, no, we're not all right.
Speaker 1: What's the only US state with a single syllable name.
Speaker 1: There's only one U S state with a single syllable name.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what a syllable is? Only one
Speaker 1: U S state? We get the five pointer coming out? No,
Speaker 1: there's no five pointer there is. I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to do syllables. I mean, I have a guest,
Speaker 1: but it's not worth it to me. If you give
Speaker 1: a guess, that's like one syllable and that's probably right.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a syllable is. This like I
Speaker 1: don't understand, like I like, when I say the state
Speaker 1: in my head, I don't know if there's a cell
Speaker 1: two or one. I have no idea a syllables. Guys,
Speaker 1: when you say the state in your head. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know there's multiple letters, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's like a syllable. If you ask me for the definition,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to describe it. Okay, I need
Speaker 1: an answer. Okay, let's go over to uh I remember
Speaker 1: the wind Eddie. He's got nothing, no answer, no answer.
Speaker 1: I wrote nothing down. Yeah, what would you have said
Speaker 1: it was? I would have said Maine and that have
Speaker 1: been correct. That. See, I just didn't know if there
Speaker 1: was It's over you. Yeah, I'm not doing what every time?
Speaker 1: Everybody up? All right? Sorry, I knew it. Sie, you
Speaker 1: should share with Eddie and half. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: It's only half my money. I still half. That's show
Speaker 1: on HBO, Big Little Eyes. How far into it are you? Oh?
Speaker 1: I've still just seen the one episode because my hess
Speaker 1: was on into it. I got to watch it like
Speaker 1: in my free time. I'll watched the first episode last night.
Speaker 1: Were you into it? Yeah? I think it's the first episode,
Speaker 1: so you're never really into the first episode anything. I
Speaker 1: feel like I wish you would give it another shot
Speaker 1: with me. Watch episode two at least, but ahead least three.
Speaker 1: Friends of the Weekends. It's one of the best shows
Speaker 1: we've ever seen. And it's only one season period, like
Speaker 1: it's it. There are no season twos never, No, it's
Speaker 1: just it's like a mini series. Oh I did not
Speaker 1: know that. I thought maybe they were just waiting to
Speaker 1: get picked up again or something. Oh wow, that's cool. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I'll watch up some. I liked it. I'll
Speaker 1: watch You and Wills tonight, but i'll but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got some like Nicole Kidman's in it for the moon.
Speaker 1: And then the girl that's not the Hunger Games knock
Speaker 1: off girl. She's not Hungry divergent. Yeah, yeah, she didn't
Speaker 1: like to Jennifer Laura. No, no, she's like the Hunger
Speaker 1: Games Junior bar. It's a different book series. HBO. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched online. Yeah, I watched it later. But do
Speaker 1: you have HBO? I don't have to call someone, you mean,
Speaker 1: still the pass just as I'm right? Do you see?
Speaker 1: The number one movie over the weekend was The Boss
Speaker 1: Baby and that two weeks. That's so boss Babies dominating. Hey,
Speaker 1: my nine year old, that's good. Yeah, alright, so it
Speaker 1: was a movie about it's about a baby that's that
Speaker 1: comes from a factory in the sky and yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's not an undercover mission to find out why people
Speaker 1: like puppies more than babies. That's kind of funny idea.
Speaker 1: So is the movie funny? Yeah, it's so funny. Like
Speaker 1: did you l O L A bunch? Yeah? How long
Speaker 1: is the movie? One hour and thirty seven minutes? Okay?
Speaker 1: For people that want to go watch this movie, Like,
Speaker 1: what would you say is the reason why they should
Speaker 1: go watch it? Well, first of all, because it's really funny.
Speaker 1: Would you say the message is pretty good? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: is the message? There's enough love for everyone in this world?
Speaker 1: Is that true? I don't know. It just says that.
Speaker 1: All right, how do you write this movie out of
Speaker 1: five stars? Now? Come on, five stars? What's the next
Speaker 1: movie you're looking forward to see? Despicable me three? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, there's another one of those. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: mighty sounds. That's sad. There's Despicable means like, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's get new movies. Here's the thing, though, I wonder
Speaker 1: that because of the Despicable Means, do you have to
Speaker 1: buy new stuff with all these movies too? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: always a new character that gets introduced, so there's a
Speaker 1: new toy you have to have a whole new toy line.
Speaker 1: There's a minion that they focus on that, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: got you, dude. This is like they're kind of version
Speaker 1: of Rocky for us. It's like they should have stopped
Speaker 1: at three already to have a Rocky didn't sell us
Speaker 1: action figures and all that stuff. That's true. So yeah,
Speaker 1: baby Boss is a big winner there, and Eddie soon
Speaker 1: says he loved it. My Dog turned fourteen CD and
Speaker 1: there's still parts of him that's rocking man, Like, he
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like he's fourteen. My dogs, like Breed only
Speaker 1: lives to like ten, and he's fourteen and he still
Speaker 1: runs around and lean. He sleeps a lot too, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably would to fourteens on dog years like that.
Speaker 1: Hold one was that seven seven years? I think it's
Speaker 1: seven for like the first six or seven years of
Speaker 1: your live and then it starts to count. If it's seven,
Speaker 1: he's ninety eight. No no, no, no, it didn't walk
Speaker 1: like that after at a certain point and the calculated
Speaker 1: the whole thing and figured it out. But yeah, it's fourteen.
Speaker 1: So probably the Aztecs they had calendars and stuff. How
Speaker 1: much money can you spend with that consulting your spouse.
Speaker 1: They talked to a bunch of people. We've had this
Speaker 1: complition before, but I think now even now, we're at
Speaker 1: a different point in all of our lives. What do
Speaker 1: you think When my husband and I first started out
Speaker 1: married ten years ago, it was around the one fifty
Speaker 1: mark a hundred and fifty dollars. We would have to
Speaker 1: talk to each other. What about now ten years later,
Speaker 1: still two income, no kids. We bumped it up a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you talking. I heard how nice your house was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like Amy's got the coolest. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: made me feel like crap. I was like, wait, and
Speaker 1: that's what I said to what about our house? I
Speaker 1: know She's like, oh no, but Amy's got the cold
Speaker 1: And I was like, I need to look back in
Speaker 1: Amy's contract. I didn't see what money we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Has a great job, and we haven't had kids for
Speaker 1: all these years. I hearn, that's an amazing house. That
Speaker 1: was like house, house, house, house. You didn't see the
Speaker 1: house and then granted in the time, I was like,
Speaker 1: what I know. I told my wife, I'm trying. Sorry
Speaker 1: me too. I was like, should I decorate more than president?
Speaker 1: I said, how was the party? She goes, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: Amy's house was amazing. I said, what about the party, Well,
Speaker 1: she has upstairs where she has this little these desks
Speaker 1: put together and it's so cool and I'm like in
Speaker 1: the party and she's like in the kitchen was sunny.
Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about this, and when I said,
Speaker 1: all three of us went you yes, you you alays
Speaker 1: have and I saw it. I be proud of it,
Speaker 1: and they don't. But I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: it to be like but I am. The weird thing
Speaker 1: is I haven't been to this home of yours. You've moved.
Speaker 1: I moved. Yeah, so I haven't been there. You only
Speaker 1: know else once? True? Yeah, you know I should change that.
Speaker 1: We should all go to everyone's house to each other
Speaker 1: so much at work. But it's like you say that
Speaker 1: all the time, not me. Whatever. I listen ten times,
Speaker 1: I've been there a few times. Yeah, but I moved
Speaker 1: to it. You've been to the house a lot more
Speaker 1: the downtown. I was there a lot more than this one. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But anyway, we don't have to hear an amazing house.
Speaker 1: I mean, my wife loves it. She wants to move
Speaker 1: in with you. Yeah, you know congratulation. Everybody's welcome. Okay, yeah, come.
Speaker 1: So the party was good. It was so awesome. One
Speaker 1: of the top nights of my life. And there were
Speaker 1: no dudes there. What about late at night when your
Speaker 1: husband got back. All girls but your husband was still there.
Speaker 1: Did he get on like party down? Yeah, he hung out.
Speaker 1: His mom was there, you know, they hung out a
Speaker 1: little bit. He played, um practice the saxophone because I've
Speaker 1: read in one of those since that's going to be
Speaker 1: going down this week to play saxophone in the air.
Speaker 1: Hidden talent, like I have some audio of him trying
Speaker 1: should I play this? There's a lot of crowds. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't haven't heard it. That's his hidden talent. That
Speaker 1: his first time packing up a saxophone. It's eighth grade. Wow.
Speaker 1: And he would he would like to encourage all the
Speaker 1: kids to not quit, even if kids tell you being
Speaker 1: in the band's not cool, because he loved the saxophone,
Speaker 1: but his two best friends told him being the band
Speaker 1: was not cool, so he quit and he still regrets it.
Speaker 1: How many cups of coffee can you drink before it
Speaker 1: starts hurting your health each day? What's overdose? Overdose? I
Speaker 1: mean kind of like on the other side of it,
Speaker 1: like you drank and then you're like, I would say,
Speaker 1: after five cups? Whoa five? That's a lot? So does
Speaker 1: the current recommendation is four? Anything over four is over?
Speaker 1: It's like too much. That just seems like a lot.
Speaker 1: I drink drink that in one sitting or is it
Speaker 1: like over the day? Like I don't drink coffee, so
Speaker 1: I don't know do you drink I drink. I drink
Speaker 1: coffee all morning. So like when the show ends, I'm
Speaker 1: done drink coffee. Do just see where scared? I think
Speaker 1: it was scared Johnson's No, No, it's Emma Stone said
Speaker 1: no to the prom kids. She's so happy. She said that,
Speaker 1: why let's just stop this asking celebrities to prompt thing.
Speaker 1: If she wrote a letter, right, she had think she
Speaker 1: wrote the letter? Did it a video message? One of
Speaker 1: the two? I was like, thank you. I'm in England.
Speaker 1: I just think we just stopped asking celebrities to prom
Speaker 1: It puts this weird stigment because then what if someone
Speaker 1: brings the celebrity to problem with seven? But what if
Speaker 1: one like sixteen year old wants to run her twenty
Speaker 1: six year old boyfriend. Right, No, but well it's sixteen.
Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't be dating a year old. No, I agree,
Speaker 1: but that's the why you shouldn't bring us there. Should
Speaker 1: the rules should be whatever the rules are, and no
Speaker 1: celebrity breaking the rules. I did see what Kylie Dinner
Speaker 1: went to a prom. Yeah, she showed up. I just
Speaker 1: don't get the Jenner thing, Like I don't get that
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. I kind of get because at least I
Speaker 1: saw it happen, and like she was Paras Hilton's friend,
Speaker 1: and Paris Hilton was super famous, and then she had
Speaker 1: the tape that came out, and so it was kind
Speaker 1: of fascinated with her because of that, and they started
Speaker 1: and they really are. They did smart things and built
Speaker 1: brands quickly from I don't think there's a lot, Like
Speaker 1: she didn't have like a talent, like a tangible talent,
Speaker 1: but they figured out how to use her image and
Speaker 1: they capitalized on that big gun. But this is the
Speaker 1: Jenner thing, Like she's done nothing except the Kim Kardashian's sister,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's reality show. So it all started because of Kim. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Parris Hilton. I can I remember the day
Speaker 1: that when Bobby and Lunchucks I were doing the show,
Speaker 1: when I was doing the skinny, the Hollywood skinny is
Speaker 1: what I used to do, and some girl was in
Speaker 1: the news that was Harris Sultan's friend named Kim car D.
Speaker 1: She like, we didn't even know how to say her name.
Speaker 1: And I remember that day and then now it's like,
Speaker 1: look at them. Everyone but parents got famous because of
Speaker 1: the Simple Life. Yes, that TV show Ritchie and then
Speaker 1: Paris had a sister too, right, but they were just
Speaker 1: the Hilton but NICKI never wanted socialites. Yeah. Interesting, And
Speaker 1: they had a brother named Comrade they still do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, he's he's still around. There was a Hotels
Speaker 1: fly the woman was on she had labor, had the
Speaker 1: baby in the flight. Yeah, twenty weeks pregnant, so she
Speaker 1: was it was premature. She could still fly at twenty weeks,
Speaker 1: I think. And she was experiencing contractions as the plane
Speaker 1: took off, and I bet you gotta wonder to yourself,
Speaker 1: chuff off the plane if you're like feeling them and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, no, should I say? But didn't just
Speaker 1: let it pass, and the cabin crew helped her deliver
Speaker 1: the baby girl have been on that flight. Was a
Speaker 1: picture of the cabin crew holding the baby, and they're
Speaker 1: all like, hey, contrary to popular if women don't fall
Speaker 1: them up quickly, what men are more likely to declare
Speaker 1: love at first sight than women are? Oh first sight? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think they don't. I don't think men fall
Speaker 1: in love at first I think man just want to
Speaker 1: hook up quicker. Well, you know you've heard those stories
Speaker 1: of like like like Chris Jansen, he says like, man,
Speaker 1: he saw his wife and he was like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna marry He told his buddy, Man, you see that
Speaker 1: girl out there, I want to marry. I think you
Speaker 1: said about a lot of girls and the one you
Speaker 1: do that's the story. Maybe I've just heard that story
Speaker 1: all the time. For now, I want to say that
Speaker 1: about every girl, just so I cant second he's doing
Speaker 1: over there, I'm marry her that way it works. I'm
Speaker 1: like I told Eddie that's true. I was gonna marry her.
Speaker 1: Plays a good point now, smart and everybody America show,
Speaker 1: So give me a weekend in the nut show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dogs and shower family friends, nudgell. I mean people started
Speaker 1: arriving Thursday night Friday and then pretty much that is
Speaker 1: like the all we did all weekend, food prep, everything's
Speaker 1: getting everything ready. My sister was like, Martha Stewart up
Speaker 1: in my house. Is your house still a mess? No,
Speaker 1: we cleaned all yesterday. My sister is so sweet. She
Speaker 1: didn't and my mother in law they didn't fly out
Speaker 1: until eight pm last night, and they purposefully stayed late
Speaker 1: to help me clean and organize all the gifts and
Speaker 1: get everything in order and make sure it's all good
Speaker 1: because I gotta start writing thank you cards a lot.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited about it. You don't, don't worry about
Speaker 1: than we know. Yes, I know. I'm not a thank
Speaker 1: you card writer, like for just gifts. No, alright, thank
Speaker 1: you cards for a thing. Thank you. My friend had
Speaker 1: them custom made with a picture of my kids on
Speaker 1: the front. So cute. I'll get you guys one. You
Speaker 1: have to do any extra words. But Bobby and your
Speaker 1: gift deserves a thank you car. That was awesome. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what did you get, matter, It does not matter,
Speaker 1: matter in the boat, it doesn't matter if Bobby I
Speaker 1: am oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: doctor sus I just got that as a book. Oh
Speaker 1: there's more else, don't worry about. Is it a boat's
Speaker 1: let's just say Bobby goes learning. Yeah. Bobby actually signed
Speaker 1: the card, which I was like, that's awesome. So I
Speaker 1: had the contard and lindsay at the card and I
Speaker 1: know you got him. Okay, go ahead. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want to ruin. I don't want to know. You
Speaker 1: have permission to run it if you want to run.
Speaker 1: You got him a computer, you did, That's what he
Speaker 1: got him. Computer. Whoa, who whoa? Gets up to you.
Speaker 1: But my kids don't have computers. I feel like for learning,
Speaker 1: aren't they going? Tony didn't kids computer? You got my
Speaker 1: phones with learning? He's like, yeah, I've been doing it
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I didn't
Speaker 1: bring this up, Bobby. I started have a confession about something.
Speaker 1: I'm not now go ahead. No, I gotta look at
Speaker 1: something and then I'll get back to you. I gotta
Speaker 1: figure out if you know you. You said you started
Speaker 1: something a long time ago, and I even said that
Speaker 1: at the party. When I opened the gift, I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is something trust fund, college fund, a long time
Speaker 1: ago address fund. What do you need to do you
Speaker 1: need to have a talk. Well, maybe we might have
Speaker 1: a talk about are you saying that that the money
Speaker 1: I've given to your kids for college you've already spent. No,
Speaker 1: she never put it in the bank, Jerry, she never
Speaker 1: cashed it comes the slatest thing you put on a
Speaker 1: money order? Do you know that expires? Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can cash it and put in the bank. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that's why. So the other ones Well, okay, so a
Speaker 1: money order inspires after ninety days. So you have checks
Speaker 1: you haven't cashed. Oh my goodness, you can't do that,
Speaker 1: I know, because I mean I can't. I know I
Speaker 1: can't cash without talking to you. Because they need you
Speaker 1: can go under, you could go And I gave you
Speaker 1: checked a long time ago, and well because I had
Speaker 1: him saved for the kids, because there's any that's the
Speaker 1: craziest thing ever heard those years ago, and should i've
Speaker 1: already like spent my head? Well, I don't have to know.
Speaker 1: It's not it's it what's her own purpose? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with me? It's not like I did on purpose that
Speaker 1: I know what. It's part of their it's actually the
Speaker 1: opposite achieved it was part of their education, So it
Speaker 1: was the really thing. I didn't know if I should
Speaker 1: like set up certain accounts for that or where we
Speaker 1: should put the money because I didn't want to spend
Speaker 1: out double No, no, no, you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: You do not know. But this is my confession. These
Speaker 1: are my confessions. I know. I just realized this yesterday.
Speaker 1: But I have the checks from a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and then I don't think they're working. I know they
Speaker 1: may not. So now you're ask him for the money
Speaker 1: again him to rewrite checks. That's crazy. This is the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. I did not be rude, so but I
Speaker 1: have the money order, which now I know, like I
Speaker 1: better get on this money order because after it expired
Speaker 1: such a ninety days because I don't want to check
Speaker 1: for me because it was from Lindsay and I am yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: oh that's sweet. Okay, Now do you really like this one,
Speaker 1: like you're going to cash it or like just kept money?
Speaker 1: Stop acting like I didn't love and appreciate the first one.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out how to put the
Speaker 1: money in an account for the kids, but I can't
Speaker 1: create bank accounts. No, I wanted to create accounts for them,
Speaker 1: but I can't until they're here. And there was a
Speaker 1: total I messed up, But I have the checks. You
Speaker 1: have to rewrite them, No, I get it. It's sort
Speaker 1: of like when we're owing a restaurant and the first
Speaker 1: money you get you frame it and put it in
Speaker 1: the wall, like first dollar bill. So this was like
Speaker 1: the first money, so you didn't want to cash it,
Speaker 1: so you just put it on the wall. That's it
Speaker 1: was not as excited that I didn't find any old
Speaker 1: checks that you wrote me or anything like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I went shopping for books for Amy's adopted
Speaker 1: chilled ruh. Hopefully she'll open them one day, you know,
Speaker 1: and not just let him sit there like the checks.
Speaker 1: But and then at a soccer game and we you know,
Speaker 1: he just goes sometimes. I know, I know he tries.
Speaker 1: He tries. I tried. You know you guys. What about you, Bobby,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm worried. Yeah, you gotta work for that money.
Speaker 1: You have already spent the half of Ames kids. It's
Speaker 1: cool he did not have to. It's very sweet of you.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you ever catch that check. I mean,
Speaker 1: in a way, Bones, it's kind of cool if you
Speaker 1: don't have to pay it. But but it was a gift,
Speaker 1: and that's a moral dilemma. There's no free you love it,
Speaker 1: you're free, Like that's pretty awesome. Fly away, Dear God,
Speaker 1: make me a bird. We're gonna go, But thanks for
Speaker 1: hanging with us here. We're back tomorrow. If you get
Speaker 1: a minute, you go over to iTunes or I Heart
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Speaker 1: to the Bobby hash but lunch Box. He did one,
Speaker 1: and Ray came in on the same show and did one.
Speaker 1: There's also one with Matt Overton from the Colts Tonight,
Speaker 1: Ross Cooperman, who's songwriters coming by the house. It will
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Speaker 1: like give up five stars and great good stuff. I
Speaker 1: need all that. I gotta do the lunch box and
Speaker 1: rade one today because I had people in town all weekend.
Speaker 1: I've got I gotta play catch up. But I've heard yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it earlier. Take him out of there,
Speaker 1: all right, So thanks for hanging out with us. We'll
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