Speaker 1: Second day, right before we came in studio, I was
Speaker 1: out in the hall and someone was telling me I'm
Speaker 1: an unlovable husband who won't amount to anything no matter
Speaker 1: how hard I tried. When I finally mustered up the
Speaker 1: courage to hang up on Mom, there was no time
Speaker 1: left for me to prep for this call. So I
Speaker 1: don't really know anything about it other than the guy's
Speaker 1: name is Tyler. Do you need a hug? No, I'm
Speaker 1: gooder it down. Okay, Yeah, let's welcome Tyler to the show. Tyler,
Speaker 1: I want you to know, even though the person that
Speaker 1: you went out with isn't calling you back or acknowledging
Speaker 1: your existence, I don't think you're unlovable. Oh I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: To see Jeffrey sad puppy dog eyes right now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can only imagine. Yeah, good Tyler. But we're going
Speaker 1: to concentrate on you. Yeah, let's concentrate on your blooming
Speaker 1: love life and all the people that are interested in
Speaker 1: ar what's going on? Who would you go out with?
Speaker 1: What's their name? And we want the whole rundown. So
Speaker 1: it was actually kind of like a bait by accident. Okay,
Speaker 1: how does that happen? So I was going to meet
Speaker 1: friends at a restaurant and I had to park in
Speaker 1: a parking garage because it's one of those places where
Speaker 1: like the garage is underneath the restaurant. Yeah right, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And so go to get in, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I hear, so are you hold the elevator? Hold the elevator,
Speaker 1: hold the elevator? So she gets in, beautiful, beautiful redhead,
Speaker 1: and like this happens in movies all the time and everything,
Speaker 1: but the elevator got stuck. No wait, was it just
Speaker 1: you and her? Or were your friends already with you?
Speaker 1: Just being her? My friends were already up in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I oh my god. We thought it was really really funny,
Speaker 1: Like how often does this ever happen? This is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we laughed about it for the first ten minutes. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: how many minutes more were there? We were in there
Speaker 1: a total of about thirty minutes. That's still just long
Speaker 1: enough to really suck. Dude, I have been stuck in
Speaker 1: an elevator for forty five minutes. Was yeah, and I
Speaker 1: am with you, Like the first fifteen minutes is like crazy,
Speaker 1: and then it starts to get kind of scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, And how broken is this thing exactly? And
Speaker 1: are we going to become elevator people or something? Elevator
Speaker 1: people are hot apparently if you're a redhead. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: what happens during this thirty minute wait in the elevator? So,
Speaker 1: like I told her I'm there to see friends for
Speaker 1: a party and everything, she's actually was running light for
Speaker 1: a first date in the same exact restaurant. Oh, she's
Speaker 1: actually going on dates. God, what date is going to
Speaker 1: believe that? She's texting them like I'll be there. But
Speaker 1: did she really have a date or is that just
Speaker 1: what women do sometimes where they're like, oh, I'm here
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend. Oh yeah, pretty sure she's on the
Speaker 1: day because she started to ask me, like, what do
Speaker 1: I text this person so that they actually believe that
Speaker 1: we're stuck on? Man? What'd you come up with? Just
Speaker 1: really like, you're we're gonna believe this million in one shot,
Speaker 1: I get on the elevator and it actually broke like
Speaker 1: in one of those rom com movies. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: So now I'm on a date with another dude? Is awesome?
Speaker 1: Did her date respond to the text? Oh? He responded
Speaker 1: with yeah, sure, I wouldn't believe it either. Trying to
Speaker 1: put yourself. I think a lot of people would go
Speaker 1: really like you said one in the Yeah, okay, look,
Speaker 1: if you just don't like me, then that's fine to
Speaker 1: say that. Wait, how did you turn that into something
Speaker 1: for you and her? Though? Like because it sounds kind
Speaker 1: of flirty. It kind of got there at one point
Speaker 1: because like also kind of gave me like, help me
Speaker 1: get out of my date because I don't think this
Speaker 1: guy really cares and doesn't believe me about this elevator thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that felt a little bit like flirting and laughing, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should totally do that to mess with his head
Speaker 1: type of thing. Okay, I could flirty like Mike can't
Speaker 1: go on a date, so now I'm free. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: already in a restaurant elevator you guys, Yeah, go to
Speaker 1: the restaurant after if they're still open. Were you able
Speaker 1: to turn it into a date after it started working again? Well, well,
Speaker 1: you finally started working. We both went to the restaurant
Speaker 1: I has planned where she went to go find her
Speaker 1: date and I want to go find my friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and lo and behold, everyone we both went looking forward
Speaker 1: was gone, Yeah, what they use the stairs? The dish
Speaker 1: you after only half an hour? Honestly, like I just
Speaker 1: had like a little cursory glance and it was kind
Speaker 1: of like I'd rather hang with the hot redhead. Okay,
Speaker 1: so for yourself, how'd that go? It was really really nice.
Speaker 1: I mean we hung out the bar, laugh the whole lot.
Speaker 1: I got her number because neither of us want to
Speaker 1: really make it like just a waste of a night
Speaker 1: after we'd stuck in an elevare. It's like, let's hang
Speaker 1: out for a little bit more, not trapped in up
Speaker 1: four by four foot box. And dude, that's awesome. And honestly,
Speaker 1: when you start a date trapped with somebody, it's all
Speaker 1: up from there. There's like nothing bad that could happen.
Speaker 1: It's like you're bonded. You have inside Joe. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: really know what each other smells like if you're stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator. I never The big question is, did
Speaker 1: you guys take the elevator back down to the parking
Speaker 1: after it was over. We thought about it, but no,
Speaker 1: we took the stairs. Sorry, well what happened in the
Speaker 1: parking lot? Was there a hug, goodbye? A kiss? I
Speaker 1: walked her too a car. There was not a kiss.
Speaker 1: We hugged. I got her number, and I've texted her
Speaker 1: since and I just haven't got any response. She could
Speaker 1: have easily just left, you know, like she could have
Speaker 1: just said, like, my date's not here. Yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: was interested at some point for sure. Definitely felt like
Speaker 1: it when she left. But I then told her, like,
Speaker 1: I really feel like everything in the universe happens for
Speaker 1: a reason, So it just feel like we were kind
Speaker 1: of faded to meet. Yeah, maybe you're faded to meet,
Speaker 1: and maybe you were faded to never see each other
Speaker 1: ever again, but you were definitely faded to call her
Speaker 1: because we're gonna play a song. Come back. We'll reach
Speaker 1: out to Rachel for you and try and get your
Speaker 1: second date up date. Okay, that'd be great. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on there, s are we listening to Elevator music
Speaker 1: right now? Yes? We are, And it's for a reason,
Speaker 1: because if you're just joining, Tyler's first date definitely had
Speaker 1: its ups and downs, unlike the Elevator that he wrote in,
Speaker 1: which got stuck for thirty minutes, and that's how we
Speaker 1: ended up meeting Rachel. Rachel was supposed to meet a
Speaker 1: different dude at that restaurant, but her plans and her
Speaker 1: feelings changed after spending a full half hour in a small,
Speaker 1: enclosed space with Tyler, kind of like a Stockholm syndrome thing.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what's the stock That's where you fall in
Speaker 1: love with the people holding you captive. Okay, so now
Speaker 1: we're saying she'd fall in love with the elevator in
Speaker 1: the set. Oh okay, it sounded romantic. But Tyler, the
Speaker 1: question that I have here is why is this girl
Speaker 1: so important that you felt like you needed to reach
Speaker 1: out to a radio station to get a hold of her? Like,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing it. Don't get me wrong. If
Speaker 1: it wasn't for people like you, we wouldn't have a
Speaker 1: show but out to us for help. I really just
Speaker 1: felt like an amazing kinship with her, because like we
Speaker 1: just went to the ridiculous thing of being stuck in
Speaker 1: the vader of all places, and then like it really
Speaker 1: felt like kissing it. Like it's just it's meant to be. Like, Tyler,
Speaker 1: do you feel like you're trying to force the universe's hands?
Speaker 1: Am I having us help out? No? I think it's
Speaker 1: not really forcing so much. It's just like let's take
Speaker 1: a chance. Let's do that guiding the universe. The worst case,
Speaker 1: at least you'll get some closure on it, right, that's true? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And why are you not excited about this? I just
Speaker 1: if this turns out Tyler, where you like push the
Speaker 1: emergency button when you saw this cute girl get all
Speaker 1: the thing, it turns out to be this, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be really upset, but upset honestly. And we pushed every
Speaker 1: single button trying to make this thing move. So even
Speaker 1: if I had accidentally done that, we would have pushed
Speaker 1: it back. Okay, Yeah, I guess. I just hope it's
Speaker 1: not your game. That was a plan to imprison women
Speaker 1: and elevator for me, it could be a good trip
Speaker 1: from But okay, we're gonna call Rachel. We'll see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. You ready, that'd be great? All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello? Is this Rachel? Yep? This is Rachel. Hey, Rachel,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning the Radio Show. Um, I'm sorry sorry, can
Speaker 1: you say that again? Yeah? He was mumbling through his hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really scratching my face as I said that.
Speaker 1: That's probably not great, as a radio host. But right now. Yeah, yeah, hey, Rachel,
Speaker 1: you get stuck in any elevators recently? Oh? Wow, Um,
Speaker 1: is that what you're calling about. Yeah, we're actually calling
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners said that he got trapped
Speaker 1: in an elevator with you and he loved it. Didn't
Speaker 1: say it like that. His name's Tyler. Um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. We I mean, obviously I spent some time together.
Speaker 1: What did you think of, Tyler? Yeah, that's what we're
Speaker 1: kind of doing here. We're doing something called a second
Speaker 1: day at Update. We were trying to help Tyler figure
Speaker 1: out what's going on in his dating life with you. Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a date. I was stuck in there with him. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that not how most of your dates go? That
Speaker 1: was a joke, Rachel. I'm planning. I have to explain
Speaker 1: myself a lot. I mean, you guys did go get
Speaker 1: drinks after being stuck in the elevator for a half
Speaker 1: hour or so. I don't know. Tyler kind of read
Speaker 1: that as maybe you were interested. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what to say. I like, he
Speaker 1: was nice and everything, and yeah, I mean it was
Speaker 1: good to have a drink after being stuck an elevator. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you didn't never have any like romantic feelings towards
Speaker 1: him at all. Well, so we were at the bar
Speaker 1: and we got to talking, and when we were in
Speaker 1: the elevator, like I thought that he looked familiar, but
Speaker 1: didn't have any idea like if I knew him or anything.
Speaker 1: But then, like when we were at the bar, we
Speaker 1: started talking and we started to tell like what we
Speaker 1: do and stuff, and then I realized that he's a
Speaker 1: college professor. Okay, okay, Yeah, so I realized that I
Speaker 1: was actually in his class like more than a decade ago.
Speaker 1: It was probably like twelve or like maybe thirteen years ago. Whoa, wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Was he just a really bad professor?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I can't listen to him drone on
Speaker 1: any longer? Or it's weird because he was like the
Speaker 1: old professor when she regular people don't have the instinct
Speaker 1: to just sleep with everybody. That's I never. I never
Speaker 1: hooked up with any of my professors, but my husband
Speaker 1: may have. So you're not getting his own I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like, is it the age difference
Speaker 1: for you then yeah, I mean it, and I just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just feel like it's kind of weird good.
Speaker 1: I mean, he probably doesn't even recognize me. It was
Speaker 1: like a really big school and he probably had so
Speaker 1: many students. You don't think that he knew that you
Speaker 1: were in his class too. Probably not, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't acting like I mean so like
Speaker 1: if you recognized me, he would have said yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's not like it's his her kindergarten teacher, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, she was a grown adult and he's
Speaker 1: he wasn't hitting on her while she was in class, obviously,
Speaker 1: like if he had. Was he creepy when you were
Speaker 1: in college? I mean no, No, he was just like normal,
Speaker 1: but like a teacher, just a normal forty year old
Speaker 1: lusting over a nineteen year old. And he was not
Speaker 1: as like the hot professor or like the terrible one.
Speaker 1: And he could have been an adjunct professor. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: how much older do you think he is? In you?
Speaker 1: He probably like maybe more than twenty years older than me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big gap. I was I was going
Speaker 1: like under ten. Let's see, let's see who's the closest
Speaker 1: with their guesses because Tyler's actually on the line and
Speaker 1: can answer that for us. Tyler, how much older are you?
Speaker 1: I honestly have no idea, Tyler. So there he is.
Speaker 1: He's been listening this whole time. Wow. So uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to that. I haven't been in touch. I
Speaker 1: just when I realized that, I was just like, I
Speaker 1: just don't know if this is a good idea. Oh
Speaker 1: I bet your I would be so embarrassed right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tyler, why is it not a good hold on? Tyler?
Speaker 1: Did you recognize her from your day's teaching? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean I talked to fairly large classrooms, so it's
Speaker 1: really like unless the person was somebody that gott into
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble with me or came to my
Speaker 1: office a lot. Yeah, well I didn't it first either.
Speaker 1: It was only like afterwards that we were like at
Speaker 1: the bar that I was like, when we started talking,
Speaker 1: you started talking about that you were a professor, and
Speaker 1: then I just started to put two and two together,
Speaker 1: and then I just I was planning to like tell
Speaker 1: you what happened, and then I just haven't had the
Speaker 1: nerve and I just I feel awful. I'm sorry. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we are two adults now at not. I'm not your professor,
Speaker 1: you're not my student, um all, honestly, I mean you're
Speaker 1: very pretty. I'm quite cute. I hear so, I mean together,
Speaker 1: come on, Wow, are you blushing right now? Rachel? I
Speaker 1: hear that. I know, he puts the D. Huh were
Speaker 1: you attracted to him at all, Rachel? Before you realize
Speaker 1: he was your old professor? I mean yeah, I definitely
Speaker 1: feel like we had chemistry the elevator And like, I mean,
Speaker 1: is it normal to like date someone who needs to
Speaker 1: be your professor? Like, I just feel like that's something
Speaker 1: I should I'm like not supposed to do or something
Speaker 1: I wouldn't date my high school teachers, right, but your
Speaker 1: college professor once you're in your thirties, okay, talk to me.
Speaker 1: Then you're really asking the wrong group of people what's
Speaker 1: normal to do. More importantly, who cares what's normal? Like
Speaker 1: is boring? I mean what about what about your friends, Rachel?
Speaker 1: What would they say, the ones that you went to
Speaker 1: college with, if you told them, hey, I'm dating professor Tyler.
Speaker 1: I definitely think that they would like scream and really surprised. Well,
Speaker 1: is it like a ya scream or like an e
Speaker 1: scream A. I don't know. That's if you were happy,
Speaker 1: your friends would be excited for you. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that there are a lot of benefits to dating an
Speaker 1: older guy. I mean, especially when there's this older guy
Speaker 1: who thinks you look amazing in that green dress. Yet
Speaker 1: oh he has compliments too and remembers when wearing which
Speaker 1: is a testament to his memory. Has it gone yet?
Speaker 1: Do we have gift cards for after our meetings in
Speaker 1: Tyler's office, Because if we do, I would love to
Speaker 1: send you one of those gift cards, Rachel, and pay
Speaker 1: for pay for another date for you and Tyler. Um,
Speaker 1: I would love to take you out for a fantastic
Speaker 1: romantic dinner where I will treat you're right and just
Speaker 1: let you know exactly what I see in you and
Speaker 1: how much I would love to spend time with you.
Speaker 1: Would love that, serious, Rachel? What do you think? Um?
Speaker 1: I think that sounds awesome, dude. A plus, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We just passed okay, no teachers, we need an official
Speaker 1: yes from you, Rachel. Is that a yes? Yes? That's yes? Yes? Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Tyler, you got yourself another day. Thank you, Gay
Speaker 1: extra curricular activity. Yeah, we are now officially the dirtiest
Speaker 1: morning show. You have a teacher that you've been crushing on,
Speaker 1: you will hook it up. Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.