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Speaker 1: I think Chloe Kardashian is dating a civilian. I think

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Speaker 1: I heard that. I don't know if I dreamt it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been following any popular culture, but I think

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Speaker 1: I might have seen it on the Talk or somewhere.

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Speaker 1: And yes, TikTok and I are on a nickname Basis

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Speaker 1: and I call it the talk. They called social media.

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Speaker 1: Social medias make fun of me. I don't give a

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Speaker 1: funk because I'm a beauty influenced er. Okay, so I've

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Speaker 1: had like fourteen million views on some of my dumb,

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Speaker 1: dumb TikTok videos where I literally do nothing and I

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Speaker 1: am nothing and no nothing and explain nothing. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: I explained something. But Chloe Kardashian, I think is dating

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Speaker 1: a civilian. I think I heard on the Talk. And

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Speaker 1: what a novel concept. One of the Kardashians coming on

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Speaker 1: coming in Karadashian is dating a non famous person. Kardashian

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Speaker 1: is dating a non athlete, musician, influencer. Kardashians dating song

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Speaker 1: without a lot of One of the Kardashians is dating

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Speaker 1: a civilian. Mike drop story in film at eleven. Now

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Speaker 1: you get to now you get to be the only

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Speaker 1: peacock in the relationship. It's only one peacock. Two fucking peacocks.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't work. It doesn't work. Okay, it doesn't work. You've

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Speaker 1: got rumors that Travis like Kim First, like Scourtney, like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, got crazy stuff goes on with these celebrities, right,

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Speaker 1: Scott Distric every other day is dating another supermodel, young model, whatever.

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Speaker 1: Like it's all public. It's like the swirling fucking cesspool

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Speaker 1: of celebrity data. Civilian, great fucking idea, but you can't

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Speaker 1: take two hours to get ready to go to Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell when you're dating a civilian. If you're dating a

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Speaker 1: wealthy businessman, they do not home. As Ace say in

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Speaker 1: Living Color Home, we don't play it at you think

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Speaker 1: Paul can't stand it if it takes me longer than

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Speaker 1: seventeen minutes to get ready, And now that I'm a

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Speaker 1: beauty influencer, I forgot to tell you, Um, I take

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Speaker 1: longer because I want to. I want to give the

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Speaker 1: people what they want, So I'll take like I'll do

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Speaker 1: like twenty two minutes on the fucking makeup, and I like,

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Speaker 1: you know, might listen. Put your creams first, put the

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Speaker 1: powdered products. Seconds and as I forget, you got to

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Speaker 1: do a corrector, gotta do a concealer, gotta you know,

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Speaker 1: do like an eyebrow brush. I mean it's like I

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Speaker 1: don't do the hair, but like I try with the face.

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Speaker 1: Try now, and you know what, the more you do

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Speaker 1: the worship, look at the old you look too, look

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Speaker 1: like shit half the time. But civilian is not interested

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Speaker 1: in the two hour glam squad to go to fucking

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Speaker 1: make a run for the border at Taco Bell. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can promise you that that is a lot of work,

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Speaker 1: unless they say, unless Chloe or Cam say, I woke

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Speaker 1: up this way because they fucking freeze dried themselves. They

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Speaker 1: preserve themselves like as flowers that just stayed good forever.

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Speaker 1: Like just spray yourself head to toe, put yourself in

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Speaker 1: a fucking clear, loose sight box and wake up and

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Speaker 1: look like that. Then you can date a civilian business man.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's going dry and not drinking, and you know what's

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Speaker 1: the least fun thing about it. They need to tell

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Speaker 1: you all about it. And I don't mean people who

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Speaker 1: are in a a who are like on the program,

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Speaker 1: but like the regular civilians who it's just like weak

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Speaker 1: grass to them and like, no, I've had a drinking

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Speaker 1: forty two days in six hours, and they talk about

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Speaker 1: it and they're obsessive about it, and they want to

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Speaker 1: brag about it, which is something to brag about, by

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Speaker 1: the way, it is. It's poisonous, toxic. But I had

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Speaker 1: a yoga teacher tell me one time, we're missing a

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Speaker 1: lot of the joy in our lives. The more obsessed

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Speaker 1: we get with like being clean and I only drink

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Speaker 1: juice and I only drink eat organic and I'm only

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Speaker 1: macro and chito and cheeto and all the ship, the

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Speaker 1: more you deprive and be obsessed about it. So if

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Speaker 1: your person that just says ball or eat healthy, and

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Speaker 1: that's great, but the people that are so you notice

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Speaker 1: that people really healthy are very fucking obsessive about it.

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Speaker 1: So now you're obsessive about something else. So you aren't

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Speaker 1: like obsessed with the eating or the drinking. You're not binging,

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Speaker 1: but you're like binging health, which makes you like crazy inside.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever notice that some of your friends who

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Speaker 1: are like, yes, I don't need any processed foods, I

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Speaker 1: don't need any white flower. I'm vegan and chegan and

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Speaker 1: vegan and Regan and raw and Keto and South Beach

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Speaker 1: and fucking the Malaysian diet and all this other ship

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Speaker 1: that everybody's doing. It changes every two days. They're all

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Speaker 1: a little crazy. They're obsessive, obsessiveny curbs after Levin. I'm

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Speaker 1: intermittent fasting. None of the ship works. It's all scam

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Speaker 1: but being obsessive and extreme and then preachy to others.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, we couples always doing it together too.

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Speaker 1: It's another annoying fucking factor. We are we intermittent fast Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you're not kosher, don't bring it on food. Two restaurants.

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Speaker 1: I have to say another thing I'd like to discuss briefly.

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Speaker 1: Get off a nine hour that's a lie lying already.

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Speaker 1: Get off like a seven and a half to eight

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Speaker 1: hour flight in Europe, getting the bags, taking a little

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Speaker 1: bit of time, feel disgusto. Would like to get to

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Speaker 1: a shower soon in different country. I didn't sleep enough.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to have vodkas in slept two hours. You

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Speaker 1: do the math. Didn't get a good night's sleep. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna try to stay up all day to beat the

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Speaker 1: jet leg landed in Italy, waiting for the bags, probably

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Speaker 1: eight fucking pop chips at the airport on the other

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Speaker 1: side of my breath is probably not its finest and

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Speaker 1: look over and a woman. It's snapping like just like paparazzi,

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Speaker 1: like a civilian, just like and not just once one

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Speaker 1: sneak fine, too fine, but like sideways and regular and

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Speaker 1: in her and selfie and whatever and Paul and I'm

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Speaker 1: a clocker and Paul has done this before in Greenwich.

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Speaker 1: I don't I think it's just asked. Do you wonder

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Speaker 1: if I get to pay Sure? And I don't care,

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Speaker 1: I'll breathe my bad breath on you, no problem, Like

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Speaker 1: just the best way is like running by Sure because

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Speaker 1: I always say yes because I never want to be

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Speaker 1: that person. I know where I came from and I

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Speaker 1: get it. But me looking like dogshit on a cracker

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Speaker 1: and you across from fucking luggage retrieval snapping pictures in

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Speaker 1: different locations. That feels invasive, isn't it? Do you think

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Speaker 1: that's some basis feels It makes me feel like an animal,

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Speaker 1: like look at god damn animal, and I feel like

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Speaker 1: an animal in a cage to like, don't get the

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Speaker 1: courtesy of just asking. I'm not taking a picture you, well,

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Speaker 1: you fucking traveled to Europe cheating on your husband with

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend. I'm not gonna clock you. How do you

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Speaker 1: guys know what I'm doing? How do you know that

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell my boss I was going to Ohio

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna blow up my spot, like, just let

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Speaker 1: me live my life